This new Tik Tok trend will destroy your desire for a daughter guaranteed
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Henry: "cant identify animals"
Also Henry: "confuse the pelvic bone and the intestines for chests"
I feel like Henry just played videoganes and never went outside and learned
@@jerryjones8470 Sleeping in class is also a fun option.
@@spiritwildfiregaming1975 yeah but theres the issue of being yelled or awoken at every few minutes
Then throw out the medical term for an inward arched back. Lumbar lordosis.
now we know why Henry never tried to go to medical school....
They speak Portuguese in Brazil, Ronaldo speaks Portuguese, therefore Ronaldo is Brazilian. - Flawless Japanese logic
I can give the Japanese a pass on that cause of the carnival babes
Mano, que?
and there is a famous Brazillian footballer named Ronaldo aswell
It gave the Japanese Samba dancers an opportunity to perform on television, too.
Would you prefer a Portuguese festival?!
Henry: "There's three chests."
And this, class, is why Henry didn't become a doctor.
*became a CZcamsr.
Subliminally got Jennie to go there ;D
Henry: "Why do girl's fall in love with psychopaths?"
As my grandad used to say, "Don't saw the branch you're sitting on."
As my grandad used to say, "Don't tell a psychopath with a saw what he should or shouldn't be doing. Why do I have to keep telling you this?"
As my grandad used to say, "She's got really pretty feet." Oh, and his best saying, "I love her for her hair".
That's a really good quote. 10 outta 10, would tell again.
If a woman thinks, a man ordering a dessert is a red flag. That's a red flag
For me.
If she has a problem with me getting mozzarella sticks then I have a problem with her
@@Sp4rt4nSl4ya As it should be.
Even I did share my sticks, she ain't getting any if she has a problem. Get a girl who would lay in bed eating her plate full of the sticks while next to you, eating your own plate.
That's a woman who wants to BE dessert.
of course its a red flag for her. to women like her, a man is simply a wallet, and if the wallet is ordering dessert, that means less money for her to buy things with.
ya the problem for me is that she can think she can controle me,oke time to look for another guy honey because i aint it,i want a girl that doesnt boss me arround.
That X Ray is the human equivalent of a packet of Lays chips
LOL HAHA
That's why I go for Lay's Stax, no air and hard container to _protect the crisps!_
just replace air with fat.
It's the inverse; 4% 'air', 96% chips.
Personally I don't eat Lays. They destroyed Mr Potato. 🤪
That grandpa showed more creativity than most tiktokers, let's be honest.
Is that Bernie Sanders?
@@ajt.286 Nah, B.S. (and the acronym really suits him) was the silly old bugger fancying them lass feet at 5:10.
better than the hair challenge, at least
@@The_Modeling_Underdog That happened to me on the bus once. I had on some gladiator shoes and my toe nails were painted in color change polish. I was so happy that I had to get off the bus 1st because this guy was losing his sh*t! Before that I had no idea how strong foot fetishist were. He struggled to contain himself! 😵
That grandpa is probably also exactly what most tiktok kids will be like in 50 years.
*"Why is it that girls fall in love with psychopaths?"*
Jeanie: Says another one.
1:23 Hint to guys. If a woman demonstrates this degree of specificity over what you're "allowed" to eat, *DUMP HER* . This is only scraping the surface of what you'd be in for in a relationship with her.
especially when you just know she will be expecting you to pay for her meal as well.
Worthless juices squeezed !
Advice accepted, thot ignored, faith restored...
The only thing Flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself
"BMI doesn't account for different -races- *body size and sexes* "
I'm just speechless, has she ever even took the time, even a single second, to know how one calculates a BMI.
She probably looked at her number, realised she couldn't count that high and got confused.
Well there is something to that. The BMI fails when it comes to ppl like bodybuilders. Lee Preist’s BMI is probably similar to her’s, but he can bench press her.
She’s always trying to defend her being morbidly obese. It’s just sad really unhealthy is simply that unhealthy. stop trying to rationalize drinking soda and eating cake every day.
@@paulskalla6845 but bodybuilders have muscle, not fat. Plus they work out A LOT which helps keep their heart healthy.
@@saf4433 hence the reason they don't look at BMI. I saw a chart of the top 20 NRL forwards in Australia showing their BMI all were classified as morbidly obese. BMI has its place but has obvious limitations as well. But fat is fat and I am not defending an obvious morbidly obese person but the fact BMI is a flawed system is also true.
Henry "She has three chests?"
Also Henry "I like how they're all standing with lumbar lordosis"
Henry: there's this new trend going on tiktok. Jeannie: aww shit here we go again.
*grabs🍷*
Translation for Henry: "... So I found the potential thumbnail."
@@williamfalls It's respectable.
Its ahh* I guess not aww😅
She's right that BMI has lots of issues as a metric of health.
But also her weight is 100% a major contributor to her health issues.
There's a reason it's only whales crying about BMI. While it's not accurate for everyone, it's accurate for the hippos that whine about it.
It doesn’t have “lots of issues” : it’s pretty reliable, only the extremes aren’t well represented like people with highly-developed musculature or small and tall people, with an error for the two last ones of about 10 %. So to partially prevent that, a system has been developed to avoid those two last problems by simply dividing the weight by the cube of the height instead of the square (without counting all the alternatives that exist to consider races for example). But anyway, what she’s pointing at in the BMI is irrelevant because regardless of what system she uses, she still will be considered obese if not more.
I have huge bones and muscles to support them, yet only 6ft. My whole life BMI told me I was obese if I was 40lbs over ideal and high overweight with almost a 6 pack. If I was a kid who cared about anything like that growing up it would probably screw me up a little. Instead I just used it to always win the "guess my weight" thing some guy did at six flags.
@@alka1ine Ok Cartman
It does have a lot of problems, it doesn’t account for muscle mass, not that that woman needs to be concerned with that one
Oh my god, that "Cinderella" clip, it's obvious that they're just doing it on purpose now. LMAO
does anyone watch that garbage?
"You can taste whatever I ordered"
Expecting me to believe any woman would be ok with me tasting her desert smh
I'm an old dude, not your demographic, but you both are hilarious and I enjoy your energy!
Energy translates over any generation.
Same
pfp and age have a correlation
That guy that got 24 years killed a Mother and her Daughter while going 120 miles an hour racing the car his dad just got him. Tiktok peeps think he should have just gotten a warning.
Infuriating isn’t it!
just based on the thumbnail, this tiktok trend has greatly increased my desire for someone else’s adult daughter
Thank you Jeannie and Henry, this week's been a hard rough week, this calmed my nerves down.
Henry: "Why do girls fall in love with psychopaths?"
*the entirety of tiktok is triggered*
Yeah but did you hear the( ?) sound As Jeannine was looking at Henry as he said that? Hint he is a psychopath.
Haha yeah. I think you can say the same thing for some twitch streamers like Piker and social media influencers as well.
Ted Bundy got love letters in prison from women.
@St. Haborym holy fuck, never heard about that, fuck those monsters!
@@mistersoman oh you better not CZcams search "Eric Harris rocks my world"
That guy most definitely DID deserve MORE than 24 years. He was street racing and KILLED A MOTHER AND HER BABY DAUGHTER. HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE ANY FREEDOM AGAIN
Only silver lining is that the other inmates are going to be happy about that pretty face for all those 24 years.
When he gets out, he will never break a speedlimit again. Sad that it came with such a high price.
u guys make my day every day i look forward to see u two after work . its awesome
LMAO that end
Lean in 'Click dat buddon..!..."
Heneri: "What color was her shirt?"
Me brain: "she was using a shirt?"
HENERI ? !?
Wotm8
@@Antonylucero i messed up on purpose... XD
it's like when people write Jane's name wrong :)
@@k3n179 You spelt G-knee’s name wrong
Henry: "American soldiers have waifu pillows?"
Me: "American soldiers left behind their waifu pillows?"
They had to use them as a distraction to get away. They knew the enemy would be forced to deal with those sacrilegious items right away.
We must build a monument to those pillows.
Plot twist! The waifu pillow actually belonged to the terrorist but one of his buddies found out about it and he had to make up some shit about american soldiers leaving it behind and then do this lame poser video.
Bruh, they left behind billions of dollars in weapons, tanks, trucks, and helicopters. I don't think some 50$ pillows were high on the list of priorities....
@@Astraeus.. Don’t forget, there are still a lot of US personal still there.
@@Astraeus.. Sometimes it's not the monetary value that matters but the moments shared between man and pillow.
Your youtube thumbnails are honestly so wholesome!
6:08 I'd watch a movie about that. Saving Private Ryan's waifupillow
Henry: "Why are girls attracted to serial killers?"
It's in many cases hybristophilia. Just like Rule 34, there is a paraphilia for just about everything...
i think its more there personality then the fact there a serial killer,i dont think annyone wil ever proudley say they are dating a serial killer,and the thing with serial killers is they usualy tell no1 they are one.
@@marcvandermeyden8000 you'd be surprised at the amount of people that just want someone to "fix"
I mean after columbine groups of girls, from various schools, started dressing like them and was saying how if they were dating them none of it would have happened.
Or that he is handsome. If dude was ugly, no one would give a fuck. No need to overanalyze shit.
@@flewkisdead probably kinda true, and over analyzing stuff Is fun.
Jeanie: studies to become a doctor
Henry: see that chest
* those chests
I think you mean :See those three chests?
she isnt anymore
It's Jeannie. Just letting you know before the Crusaders take it personally.
@@instinctrules2969 she did study to become a doctor
I love y’all’s videos so much
18:21 - HENRY TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY FUCKING MOUTH LMAO
"I thought Ronaldo was spanish"
Me, a portuguese: dang, not gonna lie, that fucking hurts...
If I was in their videos, I would be correcting them on every mishap.
Eh, it was pretty close. I never knew he was from Europe though. I thought he was Brazilian too.
@@icebox1954 It was pretty close, but being confused by your long historical enemy doesn't feel good. It's like an american being confused by a mexican, they are close to eachother but have nothing to do with eachother
@@Thecrazysamurai69 I know, it was partly a joke. I'm from Denmark myself and sometimes I'm called Swedish, (As in, from Sweden) the two countries have had more wars than any other two, so being confused with them hurts and revolts me.
The old guy went full Quentin Tarantino… you never go full Tarantino
Even going half can be dangerous to most. I try to stick around 25 percent, keeps things exciting without the bloodshed.
Quentin…not even once!
You two are hilarious 😂😂
I will sub! I love a good laugh in the morning!!
That vampy boy he ain't no vampire, he didn't even do the "blah blah blah....."thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
14:43 "Your honor, look at my fucking client. Seriously. Take a good long look. My client believes that, at any time now, our universe will fracture and combine with another completely different universe populated by every fictional character that ever existed. My client also believes that my client will have a direct hand in the establishment of the new universe because my client believes that my client is some kind of deity. Note that I use no articles in referring to my client because my client also believes that my client is female despite living like a male for 35 years but also being vociferously heterosexual that entire time. Now tell me my client is sane."
Damn ok
Unfortunately, outlandish beliefs aren't enough to prove someone was suffering from a mental disease, but good effort honestly.
I can hear a judge stuttering
"Uh... uh... um.... what?"
Judge: "My son was a straight man until he found out that we had to legally accept your client as a woman, now he's gay and I won't get any grandchildren. Your client was fully aware of what they were doing the entire time."
@@VolfKami yeah,well,your honor...when does your son start claiming godhood? Yeah. Didn't think so.
The Sloot Lord blesses us with his presence again!!
Lord Immersion is the biggest one of all.
MXR: what was the color of her shirt?
Me: THICK, light blue? wait what was the question?
U guys are fun to watch.
Love the videos
Keep it up guys
Much love from Fiji n stay blessed
For the Ranaldo one: "They a little confused, but they got the spirit"
0:41 Though BMI is not a perfect measure it does in fact account for sex. You're explicitly asked for your sex and your height in any decent BMI calculation. Though body types do have an influence, you do not get +20 BMI score from your body type, so you definitely didn't go from healthy obese just from your body type or race. The only reason why you're BMI sucks while you're healthy is because you are ripped and your muscles make up the extra body weight instead of fat, and you'll definitely know when that is true.
True. The Undertaker would score as obese. She's no Undertaker
im pretty sure that balcony shes standing on believes in BMI. everyone on the floors below her have the engineers to thank for designing it to support 20 people cause it just hit max capacity.
20 is a low-normal BMI. 25+ is overweight and 30 is where it gets into obesity. You don't even have to be jacked to get score that high... everyone from light heavyweight in UFC is "overweight" and a lot of them are actually "obese" at competition time, because they cut weight for weigh ins and rehydrate. Clearly as pro athletes they are in good shape, but most aren't "jacked."
@@RunBayou LOL... Understaker, at his billed height and weight, is like a 35 BMI.
Bmi works pretty well as long as you're not very jacked or unusually tall or short, but thats ok because it is immediately obvious if you fall into one of those categories
Great vid!! Love yaz!
2:10
The dog is like:
*”WALK WALK WALK WALK, LET’S GO FOR A WALK”*
Mxr posts early
Me: what’s happened
Vid: cringe
Me: “cringing at my self”
This comment is cringe as fuck, you're absolutely right
My therapist: Close-to-the-mic-threatening-Jeannie isn't real.
Me: ...
I'll take that ASMR
Man that Rinaldo clip... Be like if an American went to Japan and they threw a Canadian themed party with denim coveralls, poutine and universal healthcare.
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0:44 Maybe an astronomer isn't the best kind of person to measure health, but they are great at measuring large mass
Have to admit, if there was an actual hair challenge where people had beautiful hair, I'd get Shit-Tok. Cause hair that's able to fall and still look beautiful is phenomenal.
True. But not to the point of downloading that "monitoring" app. Sure, it's a rumour, but every rumour has some truth in it, and like many paranoid fucks out there, I ain't risking it.
Still, I'd binge a hair-fall challenge with actual beautiful hair. The old shampoo commercial kinda spoil kid me with that.
A true man of culture. Welcome.
@@zacksilverstone7642 Every app monitors you in some way. Apple monitors you far more than any app ever will. But yeah, not installing one specific app is helping...
@@flewkisdead and this app monitors your phone activity more than apple
@@Fr00stee The CZcams app? No. Apple has far more user data than any app in its app store.
"What color was her shirt?"
I actually didn't know. 😆
I want that dessert lady's next date to be aware of that tweet and then pay for her to order the most expensive dessert on the menu then after she takes one bite he just slides it over and eats the rest of it whole then says, "Thanks for letting me taste some of whatever you ordered."
Henry's "hair" dropping was so unexpected, that I laughed a lot harder than I thought I would have all day.
I unironically loved theverycoolgrandpa skit. My youth is officially over.
Same here. I liked that he was at least trying to connect with the younger generations instead of being the other kind of senior citizen.
Not me singing "Digga tunnah, dig Digga tunnah, quick before the hyenas come" at random basically all day thanks to Jeannie and he cute asf catchy ass voice as the end of each episode😂😂😂😂
She's like "did you have to scroll while I'm reading"
1:24 the dude is probably paying for the dinner anyways. So if you don't want him ordering that shit you pay for the dinner then.
As if there’s some rule stating I can’t enjoy some chocolate mousse after my ribeye. Her stating it’s her preference isn’t going to make me think the stance is reasonable.
@@thomash341 agreed. Ain't nobody stopping me from eating that chocolate brownie volcano ice cream
The language in Brazil is Portuguese. Ronaldo is Portuguese, and he speaks Portuguese.... *face palm*
Hi, I'm a grammar Nazi. It's "Language". Not Lenguage.
@@falseprophet1415 That's not a grammar issue, that's a misspelling.
@@falseprophet1415 Thanks xd
5:10 so this is what Bernie Sanders has been up to since losing the nomination.
17:01 I busted out laughing at this. Give him some credit. That shit was funny as Fuck! 😆😆😆
They know teenagers don't actually talk like that... Teenage vernacular has devolved into a mixture of Valley Girl, Ebonics and a series of grunts.
They're very meaningful grunts
Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.
@@TheCocaineSamurai
It's what plants crave.
Everyday I hear people say axe instead of ask. I don't know why, but it annoys me for some reason.
@@BrentBridgeman
You shouldn't let it bother you so much. But if it does you should axe them to stop.
Guys shouldn't order appetisers or desserts? Just a meal? A meal is appetiser, main and dessert.
If i'm taking a girl out for a restaurant meal (which is a treat for me too) i'm having a steak, fries, mushrooms, onion rings, etc and then an Ice Cream Sundae. Minimum. If the date is a bust, at least i've eaten well. :)
That's just common sense to me.
Yesss exactly
Henry switching from A to T🤣🤣
2:55 but also showed just how quickly the humility and tenderness of a persons soul can go flying out the window once the exterior gets spruced up all fancy
Jeannie: "I though Cristiano Ronaldo was from Spain"
Me: *Slaps desk in Portuguese anger*
Same
Acho que ela confundiu por que ele jogou muito anos no Real Madrid. Foi um erro honesto, sem necessidade de iniciar uma cruzada aqui ... hehehe
@Jermare Only reason she is still alive is beacause I havent called reddit on this
/s
19:43 most adorable threat ever
12:47 almost convinced me to subscribe a second time. I mean, this is the only channel where I never skipped ads promotion and subscription reminder. I even look forward to it.
I used to watch this channel all the time but stopped because it’s such a time suck. But now I’m watching again. Aaahhhh
18:42 NOOO!!! The king of Immersion has No BANK whatsoever!!
this is so Unimmersive!!
I've been trying to encourage some sort of "twerking while simultaneously making an ahegao face" tiktok trend. No luck so far. Let's make it happen.
" Their doing the hair challenge and there doesn't even look good" exactly HAHAHAHAHA
yay IM EARLY finally
Same bro
Congr
Same
Agreed
they were actually an hour earlier than usual
10:59 as an Iraqi citizens I believe there's a good chance that its true lmfao
Welp let us know who it works out for him lol
@@oldgreggsmadmemes4431 will gladly do🤣
@@NJ_3579 thx 👍
Marcelin from Adventure Time looks more believable as a vampire than that kid ahahaha
I had subscribed and clicked the subscribe button again to give you guys an extra boost.
The message behind Cinderella is that you should remain virtuous, humble, and grateful regardless of what indignities you're subjected to in life because some change in fortune might put you in a position where those traits are recognised and appreciated. It's not "you a queen and don't need no man".
Awful. Just awful.
Idk. the movie always made me feel like, "don't try, don't make real changes in your life, someday you'll get lucky and have a great life if you don't try," which is a terrible message.
@@shumatsuplaran7251 What are you talking about? She tried like crazy. She worked hard every day.
ya this movie seems more about how do i meet influencial people fast so i can get to the top,not much dignity about that,this movie is more like a hollywood audition turned into a movie.
@@marcvandermeyden8000Meeting influential people doesn't do anything for you if you don't have good character. The stepmum and stepsisters also met an "influential person" and they got nowhere.
@@nono7105 She worked to make her stepmother happy, but never left to try to make a decent life. she simply accepted her fate.
5:08 - Quentin Tarantino in 20 years.
2:20 That dog was like: "Why the bleep you drag and rope me into this dirk you damn d*ck!"
When Henry did the hair challenge and the edit popped up I cracked so hard xD
I love you guys. Keep up the good work
This guy will order dessert. I really don't care what others think.
I usually don't get a dessert... but someone who says guys don't get appetizers? Oh _hell_ no!
0:20 Could be that it's downvoted because some people tend to bring that tired argument to anything anime related where someone looks young, but not a child.
I say tired argument, because we've heard tired arguments like "If you like violence in games, you are a psycho" "videogame violence makes people violent", "if you do X in videogame, you approve of X in real life" for a damn decade and it has never been true. People (with no mental health issues of delusions to begin with) in general have very good understanding of what is fiction and what is reality. Just because I can laugh at blowing someone's head and limbs off in Red Dead 2 and loading up the torso on my friends horse as a joke, it doesn't mean I'd a) *EVER* be ok seeing that in real life b) ever DO that in real life.
So if someone allows themselves to be attracted to a young looking character, like, say, Marie Rose from Dead or Alive (who is constantly surrounded by this pedo-blame topic) it doesn't mean that they would even find it ok to be attracted to underaged girls in real life... and it's not just pretending to not be attracted to it due to morals, but actually not being attracted to it in real life, just like one is not amused by violence in real life. The fact that it's real and not fictitious is a HUGE factor in if we like it or not on many topics. This included.
So to me, those who dig "lolis" in fiction aren't pedos any more than anyone who likes driving over people in GTA and laughing at ragdolls would be a psycho who should never get a driving license.
12:50 ish, the definition you gave for "live sucks" is a bit wrong :]. i lost my GF, House, Car, truck Company heck i even was so broke for a while i lived from day 2 day not knowing i would even make it to the next day.
that said, did i think my live sucked, no. i just thought it was over. lucky me living in a country where its people do get some support "i did say some" and still having my "old folks" around, i did make it "somewhat" back to normality. don't worrie for me i'm fine, it happent YEARS ago to me seeing i'm still around 15years later i did something good eh. anyways no reason for me to type this but that was the feeling i had from that segment. ^^ weird how the human brain works eh.
There is no way I'm giving up mozzarella sticks.
I will eat 1000 mozzarella sticks before I give them up.
The proof that TikTok is absolute cancer.
Wasn't it always?
@@DarkLorddReviews It was always stupid but now it is widespread and even more stupid; imagine the sheer amount of brain it's turning into pulp on the daily.
@@poelmeister I hate how it's mainstream and people are getting famous over it. As well as the dumb shit posted there.
Jeannie and Henry, Happy Chuseok! With all the food that might be around, I hope you two are Hangawi!
11:38 ''Är du galen'' means ''Are you crazy?''
I like jeannies reaction to finding out about body builders lol
A true Alpha eats what he wants and doesn't care what others think
An alpha doesn't need to justify why he's an alpha. The entire term is pretty superfluous in all honesty.
@@revolverjesus98 A true alpha can claim he's an alpha because he does not care about other opinions.
@Accel erator If you're paying I am more then willing to have a triple scoop sundae with you. I will even bring some marshmallows for us to eat with it.
@@tootypootyaimandshooty6510 No, claiming you're alpha is the equivalent of saying you're such a nice person. It's not your own opinion that defines if you're an alpha/nice person or not, but others'. It doesn't matter if you care not what others think about you, but at the end of the day, they define who is an alpha or not
@@revolverjesus98 A true alpha does not care care if someone thinks he's an alpha. If you care deeply about what others think about you then simply you're not an alpha. A true alpha can say what he wants without caring. If he can say he is an alpha then whose to say he isn't? He simply won't care. The issue arises if he does it to make people care.
I didn't know ya'll could make a bad video, but you have impressed me once again
Jeannie does a perfect “wow”
Whoever wrote the 2021 Cinderella movie has never interacted with humans before.
Three chests? A guy can dream....
I got you fam, check out Total Recall (1990).
Okay but that sign translation at 15 mins is a good "Terrible idea but flawless execution." moment.
"what did she do?" lol
Jeannie's face while the old man was talking about the woman's feet is a meme that I fully expect to see on reddit.
Especially if it's Pokimane's feet
15:25 Actually, I know people who DO speak ALMOST like that. They don't use all of the slang used in that message but it's close. Very close.
And the weirdest thing is, THAT THEY PULL IT OFF! It's not even cringe.
It's ok, the cringe part is the attempt and how it always feels off when it comes from old people
Fun fact, That Iraqi defense minister also was on swedish welfare as a refuge and got welfare checks for that, while being in Iraq as the defense minister .
JEEENY IS SO CUUUUUUTE henry how tf do you get by every day
If someone had tripped the “dancing” girl on the plane…well, I wouldn’t condone it. But I’d understand.