does hair = respect in valorant?
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- čas přidán 27. 07. 2024
- if you're the reyna in this video stay mad until the boiling oceans swallow the earth
also this is my first monetized video isnt that funny
edited by: / portsdg
more slop: / slimeirl
0:00 intro
0:13 the good times
8:35 the bad times
This video is experiencing “we’re so back” and “it’s over” all within 19 minutes it’s beautiful
it's bobr 😞
it’s joever 😢
We’re so Barack.
Nevermind, it’s joever
Going from some of the best vibes and seeing slime the happiest he has been in any of these Valo videos to the worst fucking vibes imaginable has made me understand his rage in this game so much better. What a video, thanks slime
Its crazy that this isn't even a valo problem. My solo que ranked apex teammates are like that sometimes too.
If only he was still with us😢
It was like watching a movie
I truly don’t understand why he plays this game. But that’s why I’m glad he’s playing anyway, he’s sharing it with us
@@heyitsmort7744I think I’d rather play LoL for 12 hours straight than queue a match of Val ngl
the way he said “…. 5’8….” Made my fucking day dude
chat wanting slime to go band for band with some 19 year old kid named “gooby” is still crazy to me
Time stamp?
@@alexantone5532it wasn’t in the vid but during the live chat was pleading for him to flex on them 😭
i'm 8 minutes in and the vibes can't possibly keep up this whole video
i see
@@coledunahugh2490 jinxed it its all ur fault
LMAO
I feel like someone who is actually 21 doesn’t call someone a pedo just for asking for an age.
He must know from experience
no shot that dude was above the age of 18
@@jeremy0828as a 21yr old, despite him being so filled with rage and immaturity i hate to break the news that val players like him are stuck in their little bubbles of the internet and competitive games that they never grow as a human and learn to communicate properly despite having 3 years of opportunity to develop (keyword being opportunity)
@@seunii Holy fucking shit "as a 21 year old". It's not even a bad point but don't predicate it like you have some sage knowledge. We're all around the same age bruh, the demo is 18-24. This made me irrationally mad and that's ok, live your life.
@@seuniiI blame COVID
I was so afraid to watch slime, that he would be so unbelievably mean and toxic I could find no enjoyment. I didn't realize he was fighting the good fight, the batman of content creators. Not nice while doing it, but gets what needs to be done done. The hero we don't deserve, but the one we need, godspeed
One time chat was talking about McDonalds and I said "I'm eating McNuggets right now." and as I said that Slime got headshot after whiffing a 1v1, looked at chat with pure rage and called me a narcissist for trying to tell everyone what i'm doing, then banned me for like 3 months or something lol.
@@twonicelol he's a hero
The hesitation in saying “like 5’8” could not have been more perfect
I love watching Slime just actually talk to people when they say crazy shit its amazing. Like they never expect to be held accountable for the insane shit they say.
Yeah seeing someone just deflate when they're met with exasperation rather than someone being toxic back is always great.
Slime's first monetized video marks a turning point for humanity, hopefully it is a good turning point.
It’s like he’s still here
It's nice to see Mr Star's legacy live on , sometimes it feels like he's still with us :(
Sad he went the way he did.
who's mr star
Not another one
@@Applebutter52 he appeared later in the video, sadly he passed away last week in a high speed car crash while running over two families of five, may he rest in power
@@TheTitaniumSamurottdon’t forget that it was a Toyota
beyond that dude roasting the skin the fact he spent every other moment of the match laughing was so enjoyable to watch
I was not prepared for how “bad” the bad times actually were holy fuck
I swear this game gives you those teams with immaculate vibes just to keep you going. Right as you're about to quit cold turkey, Riot gives you another hit just to keep you hooked. I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like playing this game is like operating a daycare.
they're like the CIA except instead of injecting crack into poor black neighborhoods, they inject good vibes and goofy times into 1 out of every 20 solo queue teams you get put on
@@jesuisfudgeman874it all makes so much sense now
Not a big valorant fan but watching slime go into the riot games enclosure and interact with the animals that play the game is too entertaining
6:43
“I could cry. Because we think we don’t deserve it, you know? And this is one of those times that reminds you: you know what? Maybe we do”
beautiful
It's so nice seeing slime be happy playing val for once.
For half the video
My face hurts from smiling bro the vibes are so good surely this will last the rest of the video
those last couple of fellas were some of the most unemployed people i have ever seen
you are the only person who can make this game fun to watch thank you for the slop
this is my favorite valorant content on youtube. i love how the focus is on the social aspect of the game, makes for very entertaining.
I loved the good vibes and the way you kept asking that guy questions honestly was a roast in of itself haha. The implications of the questions and your reactions. Keep that shit up. People are such bastards.
"I dunno, like 5'8" He was so hesitant, but didnt want to back down, the lil napoleon he is 😂😂
If someone laughed at me because of my height after 20 minutes of mercilessly bullying them I would do the big sleep right after that game.
He was a legend, they say even the fireball from his car had huge honkers.
Some big natural fireballs
Nothing will be funnier then seeing I'm 5 minutes into the video, and it's chaptered "the good times" and "the bad times"
FLIGHT TEAM STAND UP 🆙 💯
it was really nice to see him be happy on the game for once
sometimes u have it so good that it makes u wonder, "wow what is God gonna do to me to bring back the balance"?
This really hit my content g-spot 😁
Hitting it in the slop mines
@@Boocus_ getting all up in my slop mine and going full force on my g-spot
Slime with hair is like SpongeBob when he becomes normal
“Hi I’m normal”
Slime dude, love how you actually try to communicate with them. I do it to but in Dota2. Takes a lot to try and keep vibes up some games. Good video man.
i saw the 5’8 clip on twitter weeks ago and didn’t even register the hair system i was so focused on that kid’s fumble
award winning
Having a bad times day, I needed the sloppiest slop. Thank you slime for your sloppy work. Much needed
I genuinely think you are the funniest person on earth I enjoyed this video more then any other video on CZcams
God damn I missed Tony Star. RIP Going 176mph and smoking crack on his way out. Inspiration to us all.
Another flawless classic parenting video. Glad to see Mr. Star help parent the youth.
i wasnt on stream for the first two games but when i saw the names on the third game i knew i was gonna relieve the pain of the fourth. You have passed on to the next generation (yt kids) the god awful vibes of that cursed match
The first half is just dumbfun entertainment and the second half literally just serves as a documentary as to how draining and exhausting this game can be. But we still get there, like with shortie in the final round.
Mr Star graces us with content from beyond the grave 🙏🏻
We need more slime content. His suffering and joy paints such a story.
The few highs and many lows of this stream is the perfect summary of this game
Love the edits, keep the slop coming, this gruel is fuel fr.
The streets needed one of these today 😔🙏
Fly high Mr. Star 🕊️🌹
This series is my fav in the history of this website and I’ve been consuming gruel on here since 2008. Long love the king
Front lines of the slop mines 🫡
This is a nice refreshing reprieve from the usual videos.
I like to see my boy smile sometimes :)
Please never stop posting these. I don’t even play valo and i still think this content is money.
Perfect timing uploading this the same day I rewatch all the other Valo episodes
Thanks slop man! That was some quality slop :)
“5’8”. Bro dug a 5 foot 8 grave with that one
These videos always deliver the peak degenerate rollercoaster experience I crave
2:30 so wholesome and sweet couldn’t help but smile
2:07 oh my little harbinger of joy and despair
20 minutes of the best slop ever made by man, keep it up champ
the split of good times and bad times it unbelievably funny
slime deserves 100k just from the pure happiness of playing the breakfast club instrumental and just having good vibes before the kj on pearl
Slime in a normal lobby free of the riot games employee shackles for once is nice. I’m almost convinced there is a cabal at this point considering most of my lobbies are like the first game he was in and his experience seems devoid of that.
The goat returns with a new video
Phoenix in the ascent game trying so hard to keep the team afloat is just so real.
This is the most accurate set of valorant ranked games I’ve ever seen
A full fledged content creator.
it’s hilarious to me how “the bad times” is the entire second half of the video
That pearl match is what Ice Cube must have been talking about
The best valorant content keep up the good work
Such a good video. Actually laughed out loud
This was a rolercoaster of emoticons with a 10/10 ending
The vibes were structured very well in this edit
the killjoy guy had me on a thanos thought process for a bit there
Theres no amount of money you could pay me to willingly admit that I'm 5 foot 8.
I dont play this game and the only time I watch it is when you play it but its always hilarious. Always entertaining and cant wait for more stuff to come!
also man there are some wack ass people in that game
This video is the definition of “it’s only downhill from here”
the option select with the reyna was so perfect, getting though the questions just before the game ends. 🤣
great slop in this one brother, the whole family is satiated
Its crazy how winning is the only thing that determines if its going to be a good or bad time
Having a stranger that you wronged look you straight in the face with no threat of retaliation is among one of the most dreadful things that everyone has experienced.
dude slime you are unironically the best valorant content creator this is the funniest val content i have ever seen on yt and ive been watching and palying val since beta
slime really makes me appreciate this hair privilege I've taken for granted my whole life 🙏
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
What a beautiful wedding
youre the only person that makes this game watchable, thank you for another banger
love the editing :)
Thanks for the introspective slop good sir
This is the best Valorant video yet
the spikes and drops in my serotonin levels from this video were crazy
This is an example of a genius at work. Just an absolute banger.
coming home from the slop mines to a new slime vid is a blessing
bro they are FRYING that knife LMAO
I love when Slime gets to chatting back at em
Seeing the tag for the end of the good times creep up...
Oh man that last guy was a real piece of work. Calls you r slur over a slight miss play at 21 years old.
i just went down the rabbit hole and now i love seeing slime getting it twisted
This video is the perfect hero's journey. The fall of the vibes was soul crushing but by god my boy gets there in the end.
What a roller coaster of emotions.
when he celebrated after the guy told him his height, he looked exactly like Messi after scoring a goal
This is unironically S tier content
the slop that doesn’t stop sloppin
great vid laughed a lot thanks slime
Mean this in the most respectful way possible. But this video is so low maintenance that it’s nice. Just great vibes
the height bit got me