Slime's Valorant Digest Vol 1: The Road to Gold
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- čas přidán 6. 04. 2022
- started streaming this piece of shit game a month ago and it's been the worst experience of my life
edited by my friend pax
/ paxism__
he's a good bear
stream is / slimeirl dont know how much longer ill be streaming so get it while it's hot
The worst part of moving away from home was I could no longer rely on my parents to tell me on a daily basis how disappointed they were in me. Finally, Slime's streams have come to fill that void.
My brother in arms
“Stay safe out there boys. I’m 31.” is an amazing way to sign off after a game
the best valorant streamer, no competition
like no competition at all, he just loses.
you might even say he's changing the way people are streaming valorant tbh
Cool to the a fellow rust Degen also be a fan of the yard, cheers.
The only stream highlight series you'll ever need
im sayin
Slime plays valorant like he’s literally driving a Ferrari rn
What a hard hitting exposè on how RIOT is convincing the youth that eSports is cool, keep doing gods work slime
That paired along with keeping kids off the jankem and at this point, I think Slime needs a Nobel Peace Prize and a Pulitzer
*exposé
its spelled "esports"
@@raindance_ssbm no
@RainDance_FM no it's spelled exposé
The Ferrari guy being clueless that he's now carved in history is great
the moment at 17:17 is hilarious because I forget how much of a batshit insane person Slime can sound like to a normie so him just talking like he does and these people being so caught off guard is fucking gold
I think being a Yard viewer has changed my sense of appropriate speech for life.
Gordon
Carson
@@ziwuri right???
17:41 you can literally hear the innocence being stripped away
If you could promise me that every professional Valorant tournament had a player of slimes caliber with a mic that the crowd could hear his commentary, I would be like my father is with the Dallas Cowboys and neglect my children to be able to go to every single game.
ive never seen something so perfectly capture the brain rotting, soul fragmenting hell that ranked valorant is
I immediately desire more of this content
hey damn this is looking pretty good shoutout to the editor..
🐐
Real ones remember the og upload
Don't tell the editor (whoever they are) but this video is edited very well
@@TectonicImprov fr fr
Good bear
The Slime content I think he excels at is the unhinged shit where he goes on huge rants and turns into like the alt-left Alex Jones of gamers
ALT LEFT ALEX JONES OF GAMERS Y ES
Alt-Left Alex Jones is maybe the best description of Slime I've ever heard
As a new Slime watcher I now know i must have at least 5 or more accounts to comfortably watch him
i find myself coming back to this series once every couple of weeks and it's just as refreshing every time
Slime has positively impacted my chat etiquette with fear, if it works it works.
A just tyrant
This video inspired me to quit my job and start selling laced Meth on the streets. Thank you Slime.
best valorant streamer no contest
another slime special love the content
hey man thats facts divine providence
@@tanaelol ewwww look tanae plays minecraft YUCK!
god this game is already too much for my puny little brain to comprehend and this man on top of that already existing confusion just makes for the perfect little mixture to absolutely permanently damage my brain
Peak slime hater era was some of the best content I have ever seen, but it’s probably good that he chilled a bit
slime going nuts with the link and log block sheriff
is this a meme or did you misspell lincoln logs
pax did such a sick job
These streams have been incredible. Genuinely some of the most fun I've had watching twitch.
Literally every time slime uploads it's always a highlight to the day. Love it man
Such a great video. Glad slime thought it was worth reupping on the channel.
Unironically best stream highlights I've watched in a while keep em coming slime
I’m glad to see you looked like you had fun by the end of your journey. I hope you remember what you learned along the way. You have a very bright future young man!
he wouldve blocked you on twitter for this
@@spookie1024 lmaoo true
YOOO I literally asked if he was gonna make a video like this and I'm so happy he did, there's actually so many great stream moments I'm glad some of them are on here
this journey has been like crack, addicting, intense, and so good its possibly illegal
Best content creator I've seen on the platform. That friend of yours could learn a lot from this video
Genuinely a good video and i'm excited to see more, I enjoyed your stream banter it was very poggers.
The content machine never stops turning. This is some top quality content.
I never knew valorant stream highlights would be so entertaining but here we are
once every few months i come back and watch this series and laugh my ass off.
i love these so much, its like channel 5 reporting but in valorant in the elo with the largest population lol
as a precise gunplay enjoyer, I can say with confidence that I loved every second of this
this is guieninly the best contentive seen in like the past 3 months i cannot stop laugh holy crying emoji x6
i have never even played valorant and try to tune into every stream. thanks for the highlights. this is a great edit :)
If 100 of these vids were made I would watch each one twice. Love this shit
shoutout pax this is the content the world needs
ty ty !
the speed in which slime changes personalities is crazy
slimewire is the only channel i will put notifications on for. quality content. beautiful edit.
Needed this series in my life, bring on Vol 2 I’m ready to see slimes journey from Nissan to Ferrari
I am watching a man slowly journey deeper into the void, never to return
This is actually such a sick video, know nothing about valorant but was entertained the whole time.
Never have I seen a Valorant stream highlights video that more accurately portrays how it *feels* to play this fucking game.
Going to slimes stream and speaking seems like going to the restaurants that just bully you and people love it
My favorite moment was “I don’t like your vibe. Banned”
The truest slimewire stream highlights would be every single stream into one long video
I never knew I needed this type of content in my life. But my God is it fun
Slimes content is popping off and I love it. I don’t even like Valorant but enjoyed this a lot
THIS VIDEO CHANGED MY LIFE THANKS SLIME
This is the content I needed at this moment
never thought we would get this video and Im so happy for it.
Ludwid upload: i sleep
Slime upload: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
This is some of the greatest content ever made
no lie. I would watch 200 videos of this kind of content.
So happy I have a chance to witness this work of art once more
this is so well edited
The intro had me weeping. God this shit is a gem in the rough called the internet.
I’m literally driving a Ferrari right now
The devolution of man towards insanity
Slime's chat was an outlet for his frustrations thru this arc lol
my favourite content creator back at it again
The only Valorant content worth watching
alright man content man!!!!!
i need SO much more of these videos plz
This video is actual art
17:50 "Me and Jett hit the Jenkem bag like crazy dude, we got all fucked up." yeah dude fs
I listen to CZcams/the yard etc while I work (construction) and God damnit slime, even your casual gameplay is some of my favorite content. You're funny man.
this video belongs in a museum
thanks slime and editor
Genuinely the funniest shit I’ve watched in valorant ever
I’ve been using slimes valor ant streams as background while I’m doing my uni work. I think he helps me channel my frustration through his rage
if i could be hooked up to a slime stream forever, i would
I caught a really rough cold the other day and that final line made me so hard I coughed until a bone in my upper pallet slipped out of place. I'm in great discomfort but man was that funny.
Appreciate a man willing to post his own L's
Just makes the W's all the sweeter
so glad slime adopts the lowtiergod language when yelling at chatters
Slime playing valorant is the best thing to ever happen to content creation.
I just want to say that big tobacco is the best online username I've ever seen, and thanks for the fire content slime
everything i wanted and more, thanks slims
I clicked on this cause of the blahaj, great video 👍
Best video I've seen in a long time
So glad I got to see this gem of a video today 😂
needed this king
one of the best videos on the platform
Your mind is an enigma and it terrifies me
This is real content god bless you sir
“i’m driving ferraris” is the easiest own of all time
I think Slime needs a stream of consciousness InfoWars style show
dude big slime iced tf out no cap
That guy driving a ferrari and bot fragging was hilarious.
Dude that Ferrari comment was amazing haha, still laughing at it
I need more of slime's suffering
I feel bad for watching slime's descent into madness, but its so funny
glad to say i watched this before the fbi took it down
slime feels like the quincy jones of streamers: great solo content, but he's usually just helping other people make amazing collaborative content.
The virgin “I’m not mad bro I’m not mad bro” vs the Chad “I’m literally driving a Ferrari rn”