The Pros And Cons Of Dating Smart People. Drew Barth - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 19. 05. 2024
  • The pros and cons of dating smart people are many and they are often times very complex, but Drew Barth is here to help you work through them in his Full Special "Shoulda Tried Harder" If you liked this full comedy special, theres a chance you'll like Dry Bar Comedy's other comedy specials as well, and they are all available for free right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. Available on all iOS and Android devices.
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  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Před 4 lety +7946

    “Are we really gonna trust a guy who doesn’t know where the big spoons go?”

    • @steelethescene
      @steelethescene Před 4 lety +380

      "Paid for by the woman who knows where the big spoons go."

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn Před 4 lety +7

      In the fountain, BTW how do you know its a guy?

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn Před 4 lety +1

      AC/DC beware of those who join house to house dude. Don't take any wooden nickles.

    • @scabbage
      @scabbage Před 4 lety +8

      Sometimes I really don't know where she wants my big spoons to go.

    • @chazblank2717
      @chazblank2717 Před 4 lety +13

      @Commie Dog42 yeah what’s your point? That I copied it down in quotation marks and got 2K completely unearned undeserved likes? If it’s any consolation to your offended sensibilities I wasn’t trying to steal anyone’s thunder, I was just stoned and elated enough to share my favorite line. It might not be formatted in “standard” MLA but I’m clearly not claiming the joke as my own.
      Worst case scenario would be giving this dude unhelpful negative and or cryptic feedback like you gave me. But if anything Drew Barth can look through the comments section and see that this is one of his jokes people are having an especially positive response to.

  • @helen9972
    @helen9972 Před 4 lety +3690

    "and a bottle of wine because I'm bad at forming interpersonal relationships" OUCH he came for the jugular

  • @elizabethmccoy2749
    @elizabethmccoy2749 Před 3 lety +2832

    This is the only stand up I've heard where I'm not horrified by how the comedian is describing their significant other

    • @Gaia12353
      @Gaia12353 Před 3 lety +86

      Watch Steve Geyer! He talks about his marriage of 31 years and it’s wonderful.

    • @esosaohenhen
      @esosaohenhen Před 3 lety +64

      Jon Melany is pretty solid with his wife’s description as well

    • @harriettubman337
      @harriettubman337 Před 2 lety +17

      🤣comics get stereotyped too...loads are funny, clean NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 Před 2 lety +58

      I know! I find most of these “clean comedy” comedians are just bad mouthing their marriages and/or partners! Liked this guy very much …

    • @kimberlyrepe6672
      @kimberlyrepe6672 Před 2 lety +1

      Yess 👏 Waluigi 💜

  • @suecrosby481
    @suecrosby481 Před 3 lety +393

    My husband and I took an online IQ test about 19 years ago. We scored the exact same three digits. We each got the questions the other missed.

  • @FoamyLatte78
    @FoamyLatte78 Před 4 lety +11320

    *Quietly files this under "comedians who love their wives and don't rely on sexist jokes” * :)

    • @supercalifragic1551
      @supercalifragic1551 Před 4 lety +1088

      Husband hating jokes are just as common as wife hating jokes. They're all pathetic. Respect your spouses, people.

    • @mimio008
      @mimio008 Před 4 lety +265

      Yeah that's a breeze of fresh air

    • @recusantbile9829
      @recusantbile9829 Před 4 lety +62

      Because you "lowkey" enjoy that kind of comedy?

    • @lfreece2
      @lfreece2 Před 4 lety +66

      Shadup you nag

    • @lynns4122
      @lynns4122 Před 4 lety +244

      @@lfreece2 you seem like a delight

  • @madisyn988
    @madisyn988 Před 4 lety +18724

    his voice sounds like if seth rogen cleared his throat

    • @ohsolovely3995
      @ohsolovely3995 Před 4 lety +281

      madisyn Lmfaooo underrated comment

    • @Just-Nikki
      @Just-Nikki Před 4 lety +138

      madisyn holy moly, you’re right!

    • @dood2274
      @dood2274 Před 4 lety +90

      Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @justjo510
      @justjo510 Před 4 lety +78

      I was thinkin jim carey but that works too 🤔😅

    • @jonatanhoog7203
      @jonatanhoog7203 Před 4 lety +21

      @@ohsolovely3995 Not really considering its the top one haha

  • @LTCDave88
    @LTCDave88 Před 3 lety +274

    His "Pandora bracelet" bit had me rolling on the floor. He didn't even need to mention how ugly and contrived it all was; his voice did it for him. Hope he fully recovers soon!

  • @tricky2055
    @tricky2055 Před 3 lety +904

    This guy is hilarious!!! Wasn’t vulgar and didn’t have to say shocking filthy words to try to get laughs. He could have his on sitcom!

    • @unrepentantoffender188
      @unrepentantoffender188 Před 2 lety +27

      that is the main point of Dry Bar: comedy sans the cursing or vulgarity. Also, "OWN sitcom"

    • @rudeboy1431
      @rudeboy1431 Před 2 lety +16

      I dont think comedian swear or use vulgar language to try to get laughs. Pretty sure its just part of their vocabulary

    • @AmySkribble
      @AmySkribble Před 2 lety +19

      So what? People can be funny with both.

    • @firouz256
      @firouz256 Před 10 měsíci +2

      I think he can have his ON and OFF sitcom

  • @ziolan8970
    @ziolan8970 Před 4 lety +4236

    "clap if you're the smart one in the relationship"
    Just prevented at least 10 unplanned pregnancies today

  • @codylgarcia
    @codylgarcia Před 3 lety +3505

    “Clap if you’re the smart one in the relationship”
    We’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled.

  • @praussie311
    @praussie311 Před 3 lety +213

    "Gluten free corn bread is like biting into a sandcastle." 🤣😂

  • @gabygrand
    @gabygrand Před 3 lety +63

    “Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything” hahaha

  • @XGD5layer
    @XGD5layer Před 4 lety +7688

    "Diamonds are forever."
    "I know, sweetie. And so is styrofoam."
    I died.

    • @wailelealoha
      @wailelealoha Před 3 lety +92

      I LOVED that line--and the one about the big spoons!!

    • @carson551
      @carson551 Před 3 lety +56

      As a smart woman, all I thought was when the two things biodegrade and how to destroy a diamond.

    • @greetingsgoodsir8143
      @greetingsgoodsir8143 Před 3 lety +5

      Rip in rip

    • @siren2315
      @siren2315 Před 3 lety +1

      XGD5layer I dont get it. Can somebody please explain?

    • @greetingsgoodsir8143
      @greetingsgoodsir8143 Před 3 lety +18

      Siren styrofoam doesn’t decompose quickly

  • @harisdiz.5817
    @harisdiz.5817 Před 4 lety +3623

    She listed a bunch of facts ... and then i said whh ... and that was the end of the argument.

    • @payambehtash7124
      @payambehtash7124 Před 4 lety +15

      imagine how you can manipulate those idiots though

    • @feYslYa
      @feYslYa Před 4 lety +13

      its "but" not "whh"
      couldnt even remember half a word from the clip, guess you're the dumb one in the relationship with your hand

    • @harisdiz.5817
      @harisdiz.5817 Před 4 lety +100

      @@feYslYa misery loves company.

    • @BrandonAEnglish
      @BrandonAEnglish Před 4 lety +16

      If it had been reversed, then facts would've meant nothing to her.

    • @harisdiz.5817
      @harisdiz.5817 Před 4 lety +5

      @@BrandonAEnglish hehehe... and you're still with her ... nice.

  • @jasonsteve3865
    @jasonsteve3865 Před 3 lety +611

    if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...

    • @kellylyons1038
      @kellylyons1038 Před 3 lety +6

      Why would you steal someone else's comment?

    • @chrisucl
      @chrisucl Před 2 lety

      I know, he's so dreamy.

    • @marcdemell5976
      @marcdemell5976 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kellylyons1038 Why would you bother pointing that out? Not Important ! Take care .

  • @IMG530
    @IMG530 Před 3 lety +57

    "And if you’re dumb, THANK YOU."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tallanddark89
    @tallanddark89 Před 4 lety +1439

    That negative attack ad metaphor was actually hilarious

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 Před 4 lety +21

      Yes, unbelievable.. too real, but fantastic. I died laughing

    • @RonaldMcPaul
      @RonaldMcPaul Před 4 lety +6

      @@jfish032 RIP you

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 Před 3 lety +5

      Especially the last little brought to you by part

  • @alexisgrunden1556
    @alexisgrunden1556 Před 3 lety +1882

    ..You know, he's probably spot on about the chocolate diamonds and the board meeting.

    • @lavinder11
      @lavinder11 Před 3 lety +15

      That's what happened with Axe Dark and Gold Temptation during the marketing brainstorms.

    • @cassiebrooke2490
      @cassiebrooke2490 Před 3 lety +18

      haha. I wouldn't be surprised if he's right. LOL

    • @howlingwaters2741
      @howlingwaters2741 Před 2 lety +12

      My old jeweler called the "Chocolate Diamonds" Brownies.

    • @serenazhang9222
      @serenazhang9222 Před 2 lety +4

      Now here is even “salt and pepper” diamond.... wishing the trend go back to quality.

  • @wingsandash
    @wingsandash Před 3 lety +93

    If Clark Kent were a stand-up comic. He's sweet, funny and wise.

  • @Based_Goddd
    @Based_Goddd Před 4 lety +2607

    I hope he blows up, first I’ve seen of him. He’s confident on stage and hilarious! Upload more of him

    • @SUPERMAR10312
      @SUPERMAR10312 Před 4 lety +113

      Whelp time for bed . . . I read your first sentence and wondered why you would want him to explode.

    • @roberthammon9621
      @roberthammon9621 Před 4 lety +17

      @@SUPERMAR10312 I think he meant that he wants his popularity to "blow up." Something got lost in the translation.

    • @Based_Goddd
      @Based_Goddd Před 4 lety +25

      Nothing got lost in translation lol, he just didn’t understand a common phrase.

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl Před 4 lety +39

      This is one of the best shows I've seen by an unknown comic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole set.
      Wishing this comedian the best of luck!

    • @mariewagner5283
      @mariewagner5283 Před 4 lety +18

      Anybody hear how his health is doing? They posted his stuff awhile ago but he took a hiatus recently because of a major health scare. Wondering if he's doing better or not.

  • @cheong728
    @cheong728 Před 4 lety +1605

    I've heard other MALE comedians say there are no good looking MALE comedians. Because handsome men don't have to be funny. They were wrong.

    • @cheong728
      @cheong728 Před 4 lety +36

      @@DigitalDaydreams Some male comedian said that on Joe Rogan's show. Some time ago. He said " have you ever seen a male super model that was funny ? " Joe said nothing. Perhaps cos Joe is quite good looking himself.

    • @DasReverend
      @DasReverend Před 4 lety +48

      It's more dependent on whether someone perceives themselves as attractive. If you can rely on looks you feel less pressure to develop a personality

    • @Rectiifyy
      @Rectiifyy Před 4 lety +16

      cheong728 he said super models, not good looking there is a difference

    • @Johnny-tq9no
      @Johnny-tq9no Před 4 lety +9

      @@cheong728 well I mean Joe Rogan isn't really funny so...

    • @three7446
      @three7446 Před 4 lety +2

      cheong728 well sadly usually hot men have bad personalities but not all lol

  • @christian2854
    @christian2854 Před 3 lety +59

    "I'm just not allowed to go back to that target" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pandorazbox9659
    @pandorazbox9659 Před 2 lety +18

    I like this delivery.
    No belly laughs, Just a constant smile and a giggle. Good one.

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 Před 4 lety +1467

    "So is styrofoam." 😅

    • @MsShellectable
      @MsShellectable Před 4 lety +21

      Brilllllllllllllliant line.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Před 4 lety +5

      Cubic Zirconium. AKA shamrock.

    • @velesik.1416
      @velesik.1416 Před 4 lety +6

      The ring that floats 😂😂

    • @ahjteam
      @ahjteam Před 4 lety +5

      Well you can douse styrofoam in gasoline and you have napalm. If you burn that, styrofoam won’t be forever.

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer Před 4 lety +4990

    *wedding ring flies off* ". . . That's not an omen or anything, right?" Even this dude's improv is on point.

    • @sto4713
      @sto4713 Před 3 lety +95

      If hed stop working out like me he wouldnt have that problem with his finger being too skinny...')

    • @AsmoDeus8335
      @AsmoDeus8335 Před 3 lety +63

      Anyone know if he's still married😆

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 Před 3 lety +56

      21:15

    • @LucyMankiller
      @LucyMankiller Před 3 lety +7

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    • @atomicbunny6174
      @atomicbunny6174 Před 3 lety +18

      @@LucyMankiller yes

  • @kimberlyhaugan9983
    @kimberlyhaugan9983 Před rokem +36

    Knowing where the big spoons go is vital. Consistency is a must. You should be able to find the big spoons in the dark.

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot Před 3 lety +94

    "Your guys can edit that out right?"
    "Yes"
    Proceeds to not edit anything out.

  • @mww22410
    @mww22410 Před 4 lety +1483

    I love the voice he does for his wife. 🙃

  • @jeanettaM194
    @jeanettaM194 Před 4 lety +1560

    Wait!!...bring him back. He’s so animated. Timing is great and his voice is very distinguished. Good audience.

    • @jamesthe-doctor8981
      @jamesthe-doctor8981 Před 4 lety +16

      He should be back soon, if not already. I know he was in an accident almost exactly one year ago and did suffer some brain trauma. There's a go fund me account somebody put up to help with the medical bills.

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara Před 2 lety +1

      @@jamesthe-doctor8981 a comfortably-off white guy cannot afford medical bills in US ? Man, American healthcare system must be really broken !!! Get rid of those greedy insurance companies soon

  • @AarielNigam
    @AarielNigam Před 3 lety +88

    This is the most wholesome hilarious comedian I’ve ever seen

  • @floatingsara
    @floatingsara Před 2 lety +28

    I'm losing it every time he imitates couples 😁😂 He's so spot on

  • @donnahampton3632
    @donnahampton3632 Před 4 lety +1543

    "That's too many muscles. You'd scare the cat." (in wife voice)

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers Před 4 lety +3970

    This was nice. He felt like I was having a funny conversation with a friend during a lunch.
    It wasn’t a bust-your-gut laughter but it was strangely educational with life advice and the like. Very comfortable to listen to.

    • @blankshaliburton277
      @blankshaliburton277 Před 3 lety +94

      if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...

    • @jeffdrum5541
      @jeffdrum5541 Před 3 lety +59

      I'mma have to disagree... my gut will take a day to recover after watching this.

    • @ggrthemostgodless8713
      @ggrthemostgodless8713 Před 3 lety +11

      You can ruin a wet dream!!
      "strangely educational with life and the like" !! ----- yack.

    • @lanatorbica8815
      @lanatorbica8815 Před 2 lety +28

      Im pretty sure this is possibly the worst thing you can say to a comedian lol
      Comedian: writes script specifically to induce laughter in the crowd
      Crowd: well that was pretty comfortable to listen to..

    • @ArtScottMusicStudios
      @ArtScottMusicStudios Před 2 lety +7

      Nice flow. Good timing.

  • @micahgentles8944
    @micahgentles8944 Před 2 lety +43

    This was so homey :). I love this type of humor, where somewhat ordinary things are elevated by the person who's talking about them. Very comfortable to listen to.

  • @RandomBoxingGuy
    @RandomBoxingGuy Před rokem +30

    Give this man a Netflix special NOW! Thank you for the laughs Sir!

  • @destinydunham103
    @destinydunham103 Před 4 lety +4407

    He keeps commenting on his weight, but he actually looks good. And he is super talented. I laughed so much. Also love that instead making jokes about woman being “bitchy” like a lot of comedians, 90 percent of this was him talking about how he loves his wife

    • @Mike_A1114
      @Mike_A1114 Před 4 lety +68

      I’m gonna use that styrofoam bit 😂

    • @sandybeach7487
      @sandybeach7487 Před 4 lety +95

      I agree, he is a healthy good looking man.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 4 lety +184

      I just saw a stand-up video (on this channel i think) of a guy whose jokes were basically just him complaining about his wife. I left cause it just felt like he had an unhealthy relationship and it made me uncomfortable... This is 100% more funny and refreshing. Like John Mulaney’s “I love my wife” stuff

    • @e4Bc4Qf3Qf7
      @e4Bc4Qf3Qf7 Před 4 lety +30

      @@DeathnoteBB I came from the same video, this is far more entertaining the other was just sad.

    • @recoverytips6541
      @recoverytips6541 Před 4 lety +41

      Wasn't this just his first anniversary? Give him 10-20 years lol (hopefully not, I'm jk)

  • @BelenPeralta1
    @BelenPeralta1 Před 4 lety +773

    “He probably doesn’t get winded when we make out” IM CRYING 😂😂

  • @ciannacoleman5125
    @ciannacoleman5125 Před 3 lety +21

    “Can I see the space needle from here?” “They take it down in the winter” 😂

    • @kellylyons1038
      @kellylyons1038 Před 3 lety

      In a way it's yes and no at the same time 🤔

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara Před 2 lety

      Being from Venice, Italy I can relate so badly

  • @Sophia00077
    @Sophia00077 Před 2 lety +30

    I love when comedy is not cringy, where you basically feel embarassed for the comdian trying too hard. I find, that the audience always wants the comedian to own the stage & enjoy themselves, and when they clearly got the boat sailing, that's when you as a listener can just truly relax into the ride.

  • @rinpaisys
    @rinpaisys Před 4 lety +2115

    “You guys can edit that out right?”
    Them: well yes, but actually no.

  • @ToastyJunebugs
    @ToastyJunebugs Před 4 lety +6280

    HE SOUNDS LIKE A SEXY KERMIT I NOTICED AND CAN'T UN-HEAR IT SOMEONE HELP

  • @faizai228
    @faizai228 Před 3 lety +58

    "So is styrofoam", I guess we know who the clever person is, 😂

  • @KevinLeigh
    @KevinLeigh Před 2 lety +46

    Well done Drew, some of the most original comedy I've heard in a while.

  • @kreigthepsycho
    @kreigthepsycho Před 4 lety +734

    Pros: they're smart
    Cons: they're smart

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Před 4 lety +29

      It's nice to benefit from the intelligence of another person that puts up with you for some reason, but it's at the expense of being reminded how dumb you are. It's a double-edged sword unfortunately. The smart person in a relationship permanently has the upper hand.

    • @Hallooo790
      @Hallooo790 Před 4 lety +28

      @@troodon1096 Smart people already have a hard time forming relationships with others, both romantic and platonic. It goes both ways.

    • @codynelson7575
      @codynelson7575 Před 3 lety +1

      What if I'm the smart one?

    • @valeriyanev11
      @valeriyanev11 Před 3 lety +11

      @@codynelson7575 Clap your hands.

  • @heathermiller5765
    @heathermiller5765 Před 3 lety +43

    I laughed so hard when he said "shampoo cocktail" 😄

  • @odysyr
    @odysyr Před 2 lety +3

    Sometimes I forget why I subscribed to Dry Bar. Then the algorithm rolls around and recommends this again and I remember.

  • @fairy5668
    @fairy5668 Před 4 lety +461

    GIVE THIS PERSON A NETFLIX SPECIAL

    • @MJ-sy2en
      @MJ-sy2en Před 3 lety +6

      He's better than Netflix

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 Před 3 lety +18

      He’s a straight white male though how can they virtue signal with his special

    • @YogawithAliBeale
      @YogawithAliBeale Před 3 lety +14

      Dry bar has been killing it lately way better then some of the new content out there! Such good content and clean go figure!

    • @shaec3405
      @shaec3405 Před 3 lety

      Yes!

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 Před 3 lety +1

      @@inspectorjavert8443 Wow the edgelord thought he made a point. Are you forgetting how many straight white men comedians there are on Netflix?

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u Před 3 lety +2248

    he feels like he would be a slightly prominent but still mildly unknown character in iCarly

    • @stephenscribbles
      @stephenscribbles Před 3 lety +91

      Oddly accurate

    • @quintonkirk285
      @quintonkirk285 Před 3 lety +61

      He could of played her brother

    • @SmellMyKnee15
      @SmellMyKnee15 Před 3 lety +8

      Like Rebecca Berkowitz

    • @YantisOm
      @YantisOm Před 3 lety +50

      I tell ya, these millennials and their references... iCarly? I've never even heard of that phone before... 👴🏼

    • @IveytheGrey
      @IveytheGrey Před 3 lety +31

      Could be their cousin who hung out with Spencer just enough to be funny but not enough to be as big of an idiot.

  • @Msquared112
    @Msquared112 Před 2 lety +9

    He’s got a great voice for radio, TV, and voice talent. Plus, he’s very funny!

  • @TheKingOfTheHobos
    @TheKingOfTheHobos Před 3 lety +37

    This is the FUNNIEST comedian to ever come to the drybar! We saw this years ago and it is still as good today!! We have watched this many times over and shared it with friends and family! Drew, we need more! Also, you are quoted endlessly in our house.

  • @gottesurteil3201
    @gottesurteil3201 Před 3 lety +1059

    I really like his shrill-girly voice. It doesn't even sound mocking it's like he knows exactly how those types of women behave and he is merely reflecting that.

    • @tashacope4663
      @tashacope4663 Před 3 lety +25

      That was my favourite bit 😂 it’s so accurate the way he talks as well

    • @drewbarth
      @drewbarth Před 2 lety +38

      Thanks! I'm sensitive about coming across as being mocking or generalizing. I'm not sure I would do it anymore without qualifying it afterwards, "I know that's a bad impression of all the women you know. But, it's an excellent impression one woman I know."

    • @melodyofmusic9575
      @melodyofmusic9575 Před 2 lety +10

      @@drewbarth it was a really good impression. I am a girl and I enjoyed it!

  • @TheBusinessman33
    @TheBusinessman33 Před 4 lety +628

    Hope he gets a netflix special

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat Před 4 lety

      Tommy Heitz he’s (also) hot

    • @heathersmith9269
      @heathersmith9269 Před 4 lety +1

      i actually think that would be cool

    • @deadkiing
      @deadkiing Před 4 lety

      isnt the part of dry bar comedy to give them a special? or am i missing something?

  • @adreabrooks11
    @adreabrooks11 Před 2 lety +9

    That Space Needle thing slays me. I used to have a friend who worked at the Canada-USA border, and he used to bring back stories like this on a daily basis. People are hilarious.

  • @aussiebloke609
    @aussiebloke609 Před rokem +5

    That last joke reminded me of Guy de Maupassant, who hated the Eiffel Tower so much he ate lunch at the restaurant there, every day. His reason - because it's the only place in the city where he could sit and not see the tower.

  • @Maduesdras
    @Maduesdras Před 4 lety +298

    "I'm just saying....finish your burrito..."😂😂😂

  • @hoskinsresearch
    @hoskinsresearch Před 4 lety +561

    Drew nailed everything all the way through. He pointed out true facts that are interesting and make you think, and then had the right punchline for them all. Plus, he wasn't mean or nasty about anything, which is amazing. Great job!!

    • @SetiSupreme
      @SetiSupreme Před 4 měsíci

      The only thing that I found weird was the peeing thing. There are people who actually use those little dickholes in the underpants!? 😂😂 It's so uncomfortable and might get a pee stain when shaking. The best is to pull down your undies a bit with your thumb and whip it out. That's how I've always done it and assumed that's how everyone does it.
      It's like the wiping sitting or standing, toilet paper crumpled or folded thing again

  • @sugarcaneplain2097
    @sugarcaneplain2097 Před 3 lety +27

    He is gooooood!! The smart person doesn't clap right here... This is a trap 😂😂 19:22 I am hurting 😂😂😭😂😂😂 this is too fun-T

  • @berylviarisdelesegno4915
    @berylviarisdelesegno4915 Před 3 lety +8

    I've watched this at least 3 times and it never gets old. It shows how much that's great comedy and it doesn't get old.

  • @Sh3phali
    @Sh3phali Před 4 lety +3003

    Absolutely refreshing to hear someone who actually loves their wife and doesn't feel the need for sexist jokes about marriage

    • @BezmenovWasRight
      @BezmenovWasRight Před 4 lety +14

      🤢🤮

    • @brittroobies274
      @brittroobies274 Před 4 lety +148

      @Derrell S Ah. A male who isn't secure in his own masculinity and has below par morals. Hello.

    • @brittroobies274
      @brittroobies274 Před 4 lety +101

      @Derrell S Such a shame you're that insecure buddy. Don't worry, it normally gets better as you age.

    • @saygod6043
      @saygod6043 Před 4 lety +1

      Krystal Louve why?

    • @saygod6043
      @saygod6043 Před 4 lety +3

      Derrell S why?

  • @jessicaj8564
    @jessicaj8564 Před 4 lety +581

    When the wedding ring flew off, I was first thinking that the fruit boy who stacked the apple made the triangle fall and apples went everywhere LOL

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 Před 4 lety +50

      So that's what that was... I thought somebody threw a coin or something. Good eye there

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 Před 4 lety +20

      21:12 His next argument at home. "Oh, goodness."

    • @Agent99c
      @Agent99c Před 4 lety +4

      Jessica J I totally thought the same! Lol

    • @jessicaj8564
      @jessicaj8564 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Agent99c yeah and I thought "wow hes really into it" 🤪😂👌

    • @fortuneunfaded
      @fortuneunfaded Před 4 lety +8

      Extra funny considering the “losing the ring” bit as well

  • @XXXX-yc6wv
    @XXXX-yc6wv Před 2 lety +5

    LOL, when I went to the VW Tech Park in Wolfsburg, Germany, I was driving a rental Mercedes.
    The valet at the hotel gave it a sneer and did actually ask if I wanted to have it crushed.

  • @Msquared112
    @Msquared112 Před 2 lety +7

    He’s got a perfect voice for voice talent ads and announcements. Plus, he’s very funny!

  • @jeffreystewart9809
    @jeffreystewart9809 Před 3 lety +527

    As a jeweler, i can definitely say he nailed this. 😂

  • @remoteportal
    @remoteportal Před 4 lety +341

    His material is FIRST CLASS; he needs to go global.

    • @dattagrace
      @dattagrace Před 4 lety +1

      Right! He deserves his own Netflix Special

  • @twistedalicemcgee
    @twistedalicemcgee Před 3 lety +63

    It's so awesome to hear a man talk about body image this way, I mean I wish no one felt that way but it's not often talked about with guys.

  • @queendio7520
    @queendio7520 Před 2 lety +23

    I love how he genuinely calls his wife ‘sweetie’ it’s so lovely

  • @geraldfrost4710
    @geraldfrost4710 Před 4 lety +839

    My wife used her wedding ring to pay her attorney for our divorce. Diamonds are forever. Relationships, not so much.

    • @lifeiswonderful22
      @lifeiswonderful22 Před 4 lety +48

      And she most likely only got like 10% what you paid.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Před 4 lety +23

      @@lifeiswonderful22 I have anecdotal evidence that this is true. She said I'd hired the biggest scum-bucket in the county, and that her lawyer was crap.

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn Před 4 lety +5

      Why did you listen to her?

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Před 4 lety +13

      @@LoveLove-zg4jn Excellent question. Somewhere between "hope springeth eternal" and "take that, (lady dog)!"

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn Před 4 lety +4

      God can't deny Himself Gerold. If you put away your wife the bible says that you still have to provide for her. Since you humbled her.

  • @ThatOneGuy-nd6od
    @ThatOneGuy-nd6od Před 4 lety +796

    i like the fact that his comedy is so casual like he's talking to a few friends

  • @scenic871
    @scenic871 Před rokem +6

    The space needle part was amazing. The timing, the body language, the facial expressions. Like Jim Carrey at his absolute best😂

  • @DanMan91693
    @DanMan91693 Před 4 lety +4068

    Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking.
    Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.

    • @DillonRust
      @DillonRust Před 4 lety +84

      Daniel O'Connor Yeah I think it’s just his bit. Honestly I think he’s been heavily inspired by other comics, so his style isn’t exactly on point with his persona. He reminds me of Bill Burr and Louis CK heavily. Especially his “female” voice jokes

    • @katharina...
      @katharina... Před 4 lety +15

      And he well knows it! ;)

    • @drewnosky5892
      @drewnosky5892 Před 4 lety +6

      Daniel O'Connor its in our nature

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q Před 4 lety

      @Katharina he is hyena

    • @AllThePeppermint
      @AllThePeppermint Před 4 lety +58

      Everybody relates to self depreciating humor about one's own body. Not many people relate to the top 20% most attractive people, which I think he easily falls under.

  • @aon02b
    @aon02b Před 4 lety +2758

    I'm really book smart and my boyfriend isn't, but he's way more handy than I am. I'm super clumsy, but he can fix anything around the house. I believe intelligence isn't just about being good at math or learning things off by heart. There are different types of intelligence, and in my relationship we're both smart in different areas. Is this coming off too cheesy? :l

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 Před 4 lety +131

      Yes, that is true. However, if he can fix anything, then he is using math and physics to fix them. So, he is good at math and physics.

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 Před 4 lety +21

      It's coming off a little bit too cheesy, yes. :P

    • @Andafaith
      @Andafaith Před 4 lety +63

      Same. I learn a lot from my boyfriend. Practically know how to build a house at this point (he's a contractor/mechanic). The only issue is that he doesn't learn as much from me as I do from him. He'll read huge car manuals and building plans that are thicker than some textbooks I own, but if I hand him a book - and it's usually a book on something that we're both interested in, or a fiction novel that we've seen the cancelled television show or movie of - and it's over 250 pages, he looks at me with fear in his eyes.

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 Před 4 lety +59

      @@Andafaith Then leave it alone. I would give him a book on how to build a 700sf walk-in closet, so he can light up with joy.

    • @swill1020
      @swill1020 Před 4 lety +26

      Andafaith ... if you’re a good woman meaning standing by him through good and bad, honey you’re doing your part and I’m sure appreciated

  • @lisacardwell2508
    @lisacardwell2508 Před 15 dny +1

    Clean , no racial jokes !!! I really like this guy 😂. No subtle or blatant gaslighting of others . I hope his comedic career takes off .Good luck, keep up the good work.

  • @Imevul
    @Imevul Před 2 lety +5

    My go-to boat name if I ever get a boat: "Unsinkable II"

  • @northernfpv9562
    @northernfpv9562 Před 4 lety +147

    He's a natural! He just went on and on and on with no break or silences to think of what was next.

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches Před 4 lety +546

    "Would you like it if I were 6% body fat, had a fauxhawk, and spoke Italian?"
    Shoot man, I'd love to *be* that. Problem is I love garlic bread and laziness more.

    • @amandarama3314
      @amandarama3314 Před 3 lety +3

      lol same

    • @anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      @anyaoranastasyarecords4932 Před 3 lety +4

      Missed the "be" part, and got big ace vibes lol (yeah, I know it's in bold)

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches Před 3 lety

      @@anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      As one who isn't ace (I'm still not 100% on what that means but I'm pretty sure I would know if I was), what exactly does it mean?

    • @oneoddduck777
      @oneoddduck777 Před 3 lety +7

      "garlic bread" is all the italian it is necessary to speak.

    • @anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      @anyaoranastasyarecords4932 Před 3 lety +3

      @@LuckySketches ace as in asexual! garlic bread is kind of a thing in the asexual community. Asexual means you do not experience sexual attraction.

  • @farmerchick3040
    @farmerchick3040 Před 2 lety +5

    This guy was great. Honest observational humor.

  • @Innengelaender
    @Innengelaender Před 4 lety +131

    You can hear his comedy comes from a place of love and compassion. It is pretty funny and amazing to watch.

  • @thefudgestix
    @thefudgestix Před 4 lety +1555

    Clever people think they're smart. Smart people know how much they know and how much they don't know.

    • @catrabbit4996
      @catrabbit4996 Před 4 lety +3

      whichwitch Classic Socrates

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic Před 4 lety +119

      "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."

    • @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145
      @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 Před 4 lety +6

      a clever line.

    • @thefudgestix
      @thefudgestix Před 4 lety +21

      @Mike Nkorean I didn't quote Socrates, that's my own opinion in the original comment.

    • @telmobrito519
      @telmobrito519 Před 4 lety +6

      how about somebody clever AND smart ? :P

  • @rachelgonzales4595
    @rachelgonzales4595 Před 2 lety +3

    He has such a kind and humble approach!

  • @Sire.English
    @Sire.English Před 3 lety +3

    This Man's voice.. So nice to listen to.

  • @michaelsnedker5446
    @michaelsnedker5446 Před 4 lety +432

    "...is this the same drew barth that was 'pretty sure' the movie started at 815 last week?"
    - this is exactly what it's like

    • @tybuck6037
      @tybuck6037 Před 3 lety +10

      I lost it at this part because this is my life lol

    • @YogawithAliBeale
      @YogawithAliBeale Před 3 lety +7

      Seriously my favorite part 😂😂😂😂

  • @miles3026
    @miles3026 Před 4 lety +188

    He looks like if Benedict Cumberbatch and Misha Collins had a baby and a wizard blessed him with sexy kermit’s voice

    • @hopefireaddington8260
      @hopefireaddington8260 Před 2 lety +6

      More like if Chris Hemsworth,Benedict Cumberbatch and Harry Styles had a child😂

    • @piperjaycie
      @piperjaycie Před 2 lety

      Reminds me a bit of James Marsden too.

  • @juliekrol
    @juliekrol Před 2 lety +13

    He’s really animated and uses his whole body which most comedians don’t. Doesn’t try to be funny, he just is with his observations and mannerisms. Plus he’s really good looking and reminds me of this guy I went out with, only most likely not a douche bag since he’s married 😂

  • @LopsideMakes
    @LopsideMakes Před 3 lety +15

    **Ring flies off randomly** "This's not an omen or anything, right?"

  • @ReubenAStern
    @ReubenAStern Před 4 lety +544

    This dude should voice cartoons... He sounds like Troy Mclure is he wasn't a con man... a voice you can trust. A super hero voice. His female impression is straight out of a 90's cartoon.

    • @kcblachere152
      @kcblachere152 Před 4 lety +18

      I always thought he sounds like a TV show host from the 50's

    • @jvhanch9826
      @jvhanch9826 Před 3 lety +4

      Omg facts! smooth voice👏👏👏👏👌

    • @tomfoolery5526
      @tomfoolery5526 Před 3 lety +2

      Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking.
      Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.

    • @Sire.English
      @Sire.English Před 3 lety +3

      @@tomfoolery5526 Did you just Copy paste this from the Daniel O' Connor dude? In the comments...?

  • @Zubb999
    @Zubb999 Před 3 lety +365

    This guy should do voice acting, I really really like his voice

  • @navjotsingh7360
    @navjotsingh7360 Před 2 lety +3

    His voice feels majestic like a king. I wish i had it.

  • @jamesweaver4021
    @jamesweaver4021 Před 2 lety +5

    This dude just showed up in my list for no reason. He’s really good.

  • @rhymereason3449
    @rhymereason3449 Před 4 lety +522

    Hilarious... and not a single obscenity was needed... really refreshing for a change.

    • @Hextraordinary13
      @Hextraordinary13 Před 4 lety +23

      I watch these for the wit. While blue humour has its place, it's not needed most of the time if you're naturally funny and know how to properly use inflection with great timing.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Před 4 lety +4

      Although, there are some jokes where he could have conveyed a slightly different story, or added something different if he did. Like when in an argument with his wife after she lists all the facts as to why she is right, after "wuh" he could could have said, "It was at this moment, I knew, I was fucked."

    • @amalyahelizabeth5470
      @amalyahelizabeth5470 Před 4 lety +6

      I didn't even notice that..oml and ive been so thoroughly enjoying it

    • @peteypete9357
      @peteypete9357 Před 4 lety +2

      Could've used more inappropriate sexual inuendo, obscene gestures, and rape jokes like Jimmy Carr. This is why Jimmy Carr is on top.

    • @EpicHighTimeShow
      @EpicHighTimeShow Před 4 lety +1

      "Dry Bar Comedy"

  • @boldsuitcase6724
    @boldsuitcase6724 Před 4 lety +751

    Why does this dude sound like the super masculine version of Kermit.

    • @matthewread9001
      @matthewread9001 Před 4 lety +10

      Bold Suitcase right in the money with that. But he also does kind of sound like a “Doug” in my opinion.

    • @boldsuitcase6724
      @boldsuitcase6724 Před 4 lety +1

      @@matthewread9001 indeed this is true

    • @frofiyk
      @frofiyk Před 4 lety +4

      Kermit the Hunk

    • @jenniferh.7219
      @jenniferh.7219 Před 4 lety

      Tone, intonation & cadence not to mention pitch/

    • @skilly72
      @skilly72 Před 4 lety

      I can't unhear it!

  • @elainefierro4629
    @elainefierro4629 Před 2 lety +2

    This is great! I had a bad day at work, then came home and watched this. Hilarious!!!

  • @jeri8853
    @jeri8853 Před 11 měsíci +1

    He would make a good audio book speaker. I could listen to him for hours.

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain Před 4 lety +214

    I have to say this, for those that do not know it exists .... the Dry Bar app is the best thing I have ever added to my phone. Listening to comedy on my drive to and from work is not only better than any radio station but awesome therapy hahaha and I do not work for Dry Bar, just extremely appreciative of the joy they and their stand-ups have brought me

    • @ronvalley1973
      @ronvalley1973 Před 4 lety +10

      ever just try to find some half way decent rock and roll music on the radio? almost impossible.

    • @stephenvoncrven4319
      @stephenvoncrven4319 Před 4 lety +4

      oh thanks! i don't like audiobooks and sometimes i'm not feeling putting some spotify on.

    • @elizabethcreated9263
      @elizabethcreated9263 Před 4 lety +9

      I feel you, my dad passed and comedy helps.

    • @treetrain
      @treetrain Před 4 lety +5

      @@elizabethcreated9263 I'm sorry 😥😥 stick with the best medicine....laughter. all the best to you an' yours, truly

    • @GOAWAYIMBATIN
      @GOAWAYIMBATIN Před 4 lety +5

      @@elizabethcreated9263 Same here, gotta laugh somehow right?

  • @acogzxin2963
    @acogzxin2963 Před 4 lety +802

    "I'd rather see a puma than see my naked disappointed foggy self in the mirror"

  • @andreidragostin
    @andreidragostin Před 2 lety +14

    I work from home and frequently rearrange everything in the kitchen. Love listening to my wife trying to silently open drawer after drawer in stead of asking where the spoons are. I have seen the woman spread butter on toast using the handle of a fork.

  • @momfortruth1212
    @momfortruth1212 Před 2 lety +2

    I’ve never heard of Drew, he is TOP NOTCH! I’m searching out other videos of him….

  • @SwitchBladeEVO
    @SwitchBladeEVO Před 4 lety +172

    This guy is hysterical. I love how animated and goofy he is.

  • @eliaspittman
    @eliaspittman Před 4 lety +509

    "A wise man does not learn to listen but listens to learn."

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 Před 4 lety +18

      No that sounds stupid. You gotta learn to listen so that you can listen to learn

    • @eliaspittman
      @eliaspittman Před 4 lety +13

      @@benjaminshields9421 although this is true of most people, but a wise man already understands this because they've learned to listen and thus now not only do they listen but because they are wise they are also learning. One day you'll possibly see the truth of these words but until then ponder this instead... "Most people are happy when the truth is unknown, but are they truly content when their mind does not grow?"
      -known

    • @seanokeefe7618
      @seanokeefe7618 Před 4 lety

      Elias Pittman shut up gay boi

    • @eliaspittman
      @eliaspittman Před 4 lety +4

      @@seanokeefe7618 hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🖕 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @PoeticOcean
      @PoeticOcean Před 4 lety +1

      That makes no sense.

  • @XaHiBreathe
    @XaHiBreathe Před 2 lety +5

    I would just like to announce: your comedy helped me defeat Nightmare King Grimm, thank you! I've been struggling with him for days!

  • @blinkth3dog
    @blinkth3dog Před rokem +11

    that wine bottle interpersonal joke...i died. that said, im the guy who totally buys like 20 bath washes once a year at bath and body works, use a coupon bam, set for the year.