Comedian Does Nothing But Peanut Butter Jokes | Greg Warren | The Salesman
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Ex-peanut butter salesman turned comedian Greg Warren is a fierce @JifBrand loyalist. Don’t believe us? Watch this clip where he breaks down all the peanut butter categories, no holds barred.
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This guy does 12 minutes on peanut butter and I laughed out loud several times. That's serious writing talent.
I could say the same about bananas. The organic subtropical varieties are the best, but everyone in the US eats the fake ones called “Chiquita”. Those suck compared to the other more organic varieties.
Organic peanut butter is way better than the fake stuff too, but people don’t know that til it’s too late cause they’re obese with health problems..
We don’t want shampoo!! We want real poo!!!
🤣🤣🤣
It was clean also. Cheers to him eh?
Reminded of Joe List doing the first part of his special with airplane jokes.
When you thought that topic had been beaten to dust already, he made it funny.
Hedburg
@@lukesayers5850 i used to eat peanut butter. i still do, but i used to, too.
Love how the crowd turned so hard on the guy who eats Peter Pan.
Yeah, Greg stopped the mob when they went after the Skippy lady, but when they went after the Peter Pan guy, he just let them have at it.
As a comic, that's when you know you have the audience.
@@MichaelJMetzi was thinking the same thing. If this guy ever decides to start a cult it's gonna be Jonestown all over again...
@@opensourceanglers8291 Except it will end with Peter Pan sandwiches instead of Flavor Aid.
Due to the recent "PANdemic"
It’s almost like his friend dared him, “I bet you can’t do a whole show just on peanut butter!”
And he triumphed.
It is possible.I did 20 minutes on Walt Whitman on a bet. All to win a shot of tequila. Probably wasn't as funny..
And that friend was Nate Bargatze…
He was like, "Dude, hold my, Jif, brb".
@@zac3392 It’s funny you mentioned him. I was thinking the whole time his style reminded me of Nate.
@@professorhank2593 I can guarantee that it wasn't.
I didn't know I needed peanut butter humour in my life.
In the middle of his 99 cent Jiff story I got a Reeses peanut butter Cup commercial. Where did the Butterfinger Crisp bars go? A better version of the Nutter Butters.
@@MrBuketman Butterfingers are heaven when you're craving one.
@MrBuketman Uht-oh, somebody was home schooled by an "unchoosey" mom. I can tell by your spelling of Jif. 🤭 There's another life, my man.
Jokes aside, it's crazy how ads can work, huh?
But I did! I DID!🤣🤣
I worked with Greg a long time ago back in the Houston showcase days. He's the real deal as a comic. Glad to see he's getting some recognition for decades of his hard work.
Finally someone who understands how vital peanut butter is
Facts
@@xR0N1Nx cue in the diabities and plant toxins lol.
I was actually eating a spoon full of peanut butter…
Some called him nuts.
Solid set
“Honey I’m leaving Big Peanut Butter to pursue a career in comedy. Yes. Peanut Butter jokes only.” This man’s wife is a saint.
After 10 minutes of talking this man was capable of getting an entire crowd of people to turn on another man for simply uttering the words "Peter Pan". Now that's power.
Never seen a comedy show turn into a _Lord of the Flies_ situation before.
"You can't own a whole sandwich!" 😂
It’s just not right.
Chicago hot dog and Philly cheese steak have entered the chat.
This guy is masterclass at crowd work and staying on topic for so long. Honestly hilarious 😂
No one _is_ masterclass, or is _a_ masterclass... one _gives_ a masterclass... kind of like the masterclass you gave in poor syntax. Have some peanut butter.
@@ZeroESG.goopootoob Wrong. Pedantic fukstik.
He was probably the in-house managerial or corporate motivational speaker after being in advertising and leading focus groups
@@ZeroESG.goopootoob Go read the definition of “literally” and weep.
@@ZeroESG.goopootoobHe is Masterclass.
Greg Warren doesn't get enough attention. He's hilarious.
Seeing a clean comic crush it always brings the best laughs
I agree 100%
It's one of the reasons why Brian Regan is my favorite comic.
Brian Regan is the Peter Pan Peanut Butter of comedy.
@Casey Winehouse your opinion of comedy is the organic peanut butter of opinions sooo...yeah shut it
CLEAN?! He said some bad things about Peter Pan and Skippy..
He's using the words "peanut butter" as a euphemism for anal sex.
When you want to be sure you will never be accused of stealing jokes…create a peanut butter set. Legend.
I have never heard peanut butter dissected a million different ways. 😂
This should be taught in comedy. Who can extrapolate so much from so little, it’s insane
Wait until you discover George Washington Carver👌
Dude had the audience forming fierce opinions on peanut butter brands by the middle of the bit. That's power right there.
"You don't see a ring-pop trying to get in the jewelry business" was classic.
DAMN. Dude single-handedly justified the entire row that exists somehow in the grocery store for peanut butters.
Lmfao!! I laughed so hard my four dogs were looking at me like I was nuts. I'm still laughing lol!! Wholly cow 😂😭😂😭!!!! ❤️
Not a single dirty word in that entire bit, and he was absolutely hilarious!!!🤣
I love it. I hate how some comedians think they have to cuss to be funny.
The "you can't OWN a whole sandwich" bit lol
Thanks buddy!
Never in a million years would I have guessed how HILARIOUS an entire set about peanut butter would be. Epic!
You got me with the "Type 2 Peanut Goo" 😂
you can make anything funny if you deliver it properly. This guy is good.
That's one of the best sets I've heard. I never would have imagined that anyone could tell jokes about peanut butter for 12 minutes! 😂🤣🤪
One of the greatest comedic performances ever. I can't believe how brilliantly perfect this is. Holy. Wow.
His delivery is on point! The material is funny, but his superb delivery is what really does it for me. The man's got skills. 😀
Yes, a peculiar rhythm, as if shy about speaking in public, the suspense builds, then comes the payoff. Quite unique.
“You don’t see Ring pop in the jewelry business “😂😂😂😂
It’s amazing how quickly Greg divided the room. Absolutely hilarious!
I’ve seen lesser comics struggle to do a whole set even with fool-proof topics like marriage and work. This guy just riffed on a random topic for 12 straight minutes and it was nothing but gold.
To be fair, he knows a thing or two about peanut butter.
That wasn't riffing. It was written material.
Random? Doubt he knows anything better than pb
How long can someone make fun of peanut butter? He was still going when the video ended. What a unique talent.
This is the Dumbest, and Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thank you for the laughs, Greg Warren! 🤣🤣🤣
I’m pretty dum.
@@GregWarren Comedy GENIUS!
I absolutely love this guy’s delivery and sarcasm. Wonderfully not
overly-goofy or annoying. Amazing set. 😂
Thank you MSC!!!
This guy took what he knew and made it funny and interesting. Well played sir!
In a nutshell
@@JTA1961 You have won this sub thread, Sir! Hahaha!
I cannot believe how hilarious a 12-minute skit about peanut butter could be. Reese's Creamy Peanut Butter is pretty damn good, btw.
Are you some type of Reeces apologist ?! 😅
“Me, eater. You, maker.” I want that on a shirt.
Hey, there’s another way to live. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It still freaks me out when I read the comment right as the video is saying it. Happened again, mom!
@The Last Man on Earth I started laughing again just coming back to this comment. 🤣
Type two peanut goo should’ve been the name
I passed up on this video several times. A full set just on peanut butter jokes? Well... I'm glad I watched. This was priceless comedy!
I'm glad we finally got you!
@@GregWarren Mate, love the set! Your ability to somehow relate peanut butter to so many different things is impressive as hell.
I've never laughed at peanut butter before, this guy's a legend.
Cheers to the guy who actually pronounces the "L" in "salmon". (6:21) I like it. You're very funny AND you've got guts.
😂 I never imagined there would be another human on earth who liked peanut butter more than my dad.
Jesus christ this guy is good, honestly proof that you can write an entire comedy bit about anything
"I don't like you sir, I respect your confidence" 😂😂😂😂
This is incredible. Amazing well crafted bit. My one criticism would be that I wanted at least another 3 minutes on the peanut allergy narcissism.
This guy is a Brian Regan-tier clean comic. Really solid.
Lofty praise
Seriously funny!
Love comedy like this - clean, good-natured, smart, and just fun!
I agree, just making people laugh with a relatable topic. Not hipster political pandering.
@@donnix1192 I agree. Talking about politics is SO hipster, it's not like people have been doing that for literally thousands of years, often at the risk of death. No, it's hipster, and BAD. DeSantis 2024, amirite?
@@Bejaardenbus triggered hipster defected
This is a comedy master class on how to take any subject and make it funny as hell. True creative talent here.
Love Greg Warren. And as a peanut butter junkie, I was in tears while watching this.
He really knows his stuff! He probably will put peanut butter to the fish sandwich he will give to that subway lady!
My god this is amazing. Who else wants another 10 minutes?
Very funny. I truly admire a comedian who can make you laugh with G-rated humor. Bless You!
Finally found another comedian who actually made me laugh outloud at almost every joke, with tears of happiness. That was so enjoyable. It made the time fly.
Wtf
Possibly the most original comic out there. No body else around doing even a single pb joke
Jim Gaffigan made fun of extra crunchy PB. The joke was it was just a jar of peanuts. Funny stuff.
I have never seen a more solid set based solely on a spread product before. Well done.
The world needs more of this
This makes me very happy. Not only is it peanut butter material, but it's an unapologetic onslaught of peanut butter material and I love it.
Damnnnnnnnn, HE SLAYED, and on such a narrow topic. Legend Status Awarded!
I would never have thought you can do an entire routine on peanut butter and he does a great job of keeping a straight face.
Wow. Clicked because the people on the Bob and Tom show speak so highly of Mr Warren. Did not expect this. Complete command of the room. Effortless delivery and timing. Sitting at my desk and laughing at freaking peanut butter jokes. A masterclass in stand up comedy. The audience is 100% with him- in on the jokes and ready for more. This guy should be a household name. And he works clean. So much more challenging.
I buy natural peanut butter that I have to stir (shaking is better actually). I will not be intimidated by the Jif mafia! 😄
Keep it in the fridge so you don't have to keep stirring it
That is some serious dry roasted humor. 🥜🥜🥜
For having a mild speech impediment his delivery is still great! Really natural and genuine. His content makes me think of the great Miitch Hedberg.
I don’t know if it’s a speech impediment. The roof of his mouth could be covered in peanut butter
@@jaythom1233 🤣
What's his speech impediment?
I could hear it at 2:20 when he said "preserve peoples appetites" definitely some Mitch influence
@lizardmandx I heard what you're saying but that's more of a delivery and less of a speech impediment
I may be a proud, die-hard Skippy girl, but I've got to respect this man's dedication and ability to do an *entire* set solely about peanut butter! 🥜
Ma’am you have covid
You need to get a mammogram ASAP or those things may fall off at any instant.
Hey, at least I eat peanut butter!
Mom was a health food nut, so most brands were off the table ("Jif? Peter Pan? No, we don't buy those. They have too much sugar and additives!")
I played along (the stuff they ground fresh at the heath food store was pretty good, actually) until she tried foisting the stuff that separates on me. That crap NEVER remixed properly.
Mom's solution? She'd freakin' pour off the oil ("fat is bad for you!") leaving a jar of peanut-flavored concrete behind that wouldn't spread, even on frozen bread.
So yeah, where I'm coming from, Skippy is a step up. Most other brands are too sickly sweet, like they're using sugar to hide a substandard recipe/ingredients.
Besides, l enjoy the occasional metal part in my PB! 😀
Roasted honey nut Skippy (orange label) is the best peanut butter ever.
@@ice_fox That is indeed, good stuff!
...and no ground up bees!
Good material, but what really stood out is the excellent delivery and crowd timing.
No dirty jokes. No curse words. No race, creed, color, or religion.
Pure comedy.
Hilarious. Clever. Great timing.
Outstanding 👍
Dayum! He is funny! Wow, I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Great topic and amazing delivery!
I had to come back another day and watch this again and yeah, He killed it AGAIN! 😂😂
Organic peanut butter is always the best just remember to keep it upside down takes care of your stiring problem for the most part it always goes on the smoothest
His face after he nailed the type 2 peanut goo choo choo joke lmao
this is genuinely the best stand up set i've heard in a looong time.
Type II Peanut Goo! That would totally work as a diabetic food name.
If this man can do this with multiple topics then he might need to be outlawed. I mean… I believe his loyalty to Jiff now! If it’s not real then he is a dangerous man! 😎👍🏼
New favorite comedian no cursing clean jokes. Love it
One of the most original bits I've ever heard. Guy is a friggin' star. Bravo.
Thanks buddy
Saw Greg live years ago, had the crowd rolling back then too. Get your flute Greg!
Flute your flute
GREGGGGGG FLUTE MAN!!
@@zac3392 Greg, Greg, Greg
"You don't see ring pop trying to get in the jewelry business" lmfao
A Reese’s commercial during Greg’s Peanut Butter bit. Exceptional comedic timing.
Using his hand to cut up the Omega/salmon/salmonella joke for those that didn't get it was genius. It cracked me up.
to be able to talk about peanut butter this long and be really funny is raw talent!
This is actually the best thing on the internet.
Thanks T!
“Type 2 peanut goo choo choo” is a good punchline.
This takes skill...brilliant...😂😂😂 from the UK
This guy's act was 100% solid. Great job!
He should have spent more time on it to make it creamy
This guy should open for Jim Gaffigan, they could do an entire special centered around bacon and peanut butter.
Amazing. 12 minutes of jokes about peanut butter. LOL
As Jim Gaffigan's 'audience voice' would ask: "How many jokes about peanut butter is he gonna say?"
In the UK, Jif was the name for both a cleaning product (now renamed Cif) and lemon juice, but never peanut butter. This guy's very funny!
It's like Jim Gaffigan, but even narrower!
And also-- an even smaller scope for his jokes!
One of the last remaining comics still willing to talk about the REAL issues!!
I love Greg, he is 1 of those guys who makes everything funny! He can talk about anything and make laugh your ass off. He comes on WDVE all the time, and always hilarious. True PRO!!!
Who is this?
@@yarbafett Greg Warren
If it's got oil on top, it means it's non hydrogenated. I would never eat hydrogenated anything.
reminds me of an old Brian Regan bit about how now they have peanut butter and jelly mixed into one jar you can buy.. he's like who out there is saying "ehh.. I could really go for a sandwich but... I don't wanna have to open TWO jars! next they'll just start putting croutons in there so you don't even need bread". lol
I'm glad to see traditional stand-up comedians are learning from internet humor. Sometimes, ranting passionately about an objectively ridiculous topic is the funniest option.
I bought peanut butter today at the store.. It's Skippy. I didn't realize I was eating the wrong peanut butter. I'll try Jif next time....
That was phenomenally funny. I was kinda hoping for some jokes on how weird ingredients get mixed with peanut butter sometimes. I had an uncle that used to eat peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.
Yeah, Peanut butter and Miracle Whip is better, but mayo will do in a pinch.
When he was out of bananas?
@@daviderwin4705km
Awww, man, I didn't need that information. That's horrifying.
We had a beatnik minister who ate peanut butter & ham sandwiches.
Legend my guy... That is how you know you are a funny guy. 100% proof.
I remember seeing Greg on Coming to the Stage on BET a long time ago. He has been one of my fav comedians since.
Brilliant how this video shows up just as I'm making a quick snack of peanut butter crackers!
The phone knows all
Finally someone is talking about Smucker's attempted monopoly. Skippy creamy for me!
My ad blocker said it blocked 16 ads before this video on AdTube😂
This is like a homework assignment from clown college.