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    0:00-0:46 Intro
    0:47-10:09 My bf constantly baby talks / my_24f_bf_28m_constant...
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    17:54-29:02 I fed my dog table scraps / aita_for_feeding_my_do...
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  • @philmccraken
    @philmccraken Před 6 měsíci +8351

    Calling half a roast “table scraps” is mind boggling. Honey that’s called tomorrows dinner

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 Před 6 měsíci +584

      That's enough for two, maybe three, dinners even. That's a lot of meat!

    • @GenderedMess
      @GenderedMess Před 6 měsíci +651

      I bet she was raised rich whilst he probably had some sort of food insecurity and/or raised in a family that used up all of the leftovers. Because I seriously can't find a valid reason for Half a roast equalling to 'table scraps'.

    • @lchoi9955
      @lchoi9955 Před 6 měsíci +379

      Also, didnt she say raw onion?! That is a toxin for dogs. Woman is crazy.

    • @MrBevoRules
      @MrBevoRules Před 6 měsíci +224

      That story made me way too upset. How freaking entitled or oblivious can a person be?!

    • @SabsWhyTho
      @SabsWhyTho Před 6 měsíci +106

      It would be mind boggling if that's what they did, but it isn't. Half was left, and they took a quarter, so that's an eighth of the roast, and they ate half just the two of them, so that really isn't much. She should have asked first but he's a weirdo.

  • @resir9807
    @resir9807 Před 6 měsíci +5700

    The guy who baby talks needs to get a dog. I channel all my baby talk into my dog, to the immense relief of my family. He totally digs it

    • @Vitasaurus
      @Vitasaurus Před 6 měsíci +322

      I talk to my little yorkie boy like he's a full dude ngl

    • @LivingGuy484
      @LivingGuy484 Před 6 měsíci +119

      Oh, oh no... This comment made me realize that I also baby talk with my pets 😂

    • @angelanolan1585
      @angelanolan1585 Před 6 měsíci +40

      Omg, you've talked to adults in baby talk before that they're relieved you channel it onto your dog? Like, I can do weird things too but I do not understand what makes an adult talk baby talk to other adults.

    • @resir9807
      @resir9807 Před 6 měsíci +127

      @@Vitasaurus "Yooo whassup dog" - long and elaborate handshake ensues

    • @resir9807
      @resir9807 Před 6 měsíci +57

      @@angelanolan1585 No not adults but my baby brother, who is now more of a teenager than a baby. Can't fathom baby talking an adult either

  • @giolarocca
    @giolarocca Před 6 měsíci +2769

    39:24 OP: My girlfriend has a crazy cat obsession!!! *proceeds to describe completely common cat owner behaviour*

    • @FortuitousOwl
      @FortuitousOwl Před 5 měsíci +219

      People will label like anyone that owns a cat as a crazy cat person lol I don’t understand why only cat people get labeled crazy cause pet owners in general will do some cringe shit with their pets it’s not cat exclusive

    • @ettinakitten5047
      @ettinakitten5047 Před 5 měsíci +135

      @@FortuitousOwl If she had a dog, I bet she could do all of those same things without him questioning her sanity.

    • @tcullen2283
      @tcullen2283 Před 5 měsíci +85

      ​​@@ettinakitten5047literally my first thought. No one bats an eye if a dog sleeps in your bed, eats at the same time as you, goes for walks, etc. But because it's with a cat now it's weird?

    • @zaraheart
      @zaraheart Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@FortuitousOwl It’s the same with many many other things too. Racial, cultural, etc. and I bet everyone commenting is guilty of doing the same exact thing, just a different topic. Just giving a different perspective. This happens with all topics, not just people with cats. Like a stereotype..

    • @FortuitousOwl
      @FortuitousOwl Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@zaraheart …ok?

  • @alexyrodriguezLA
    @alexyrodriguezLA Před 2 měsíci +1120

    13:24 Courtney saying, "WE have art". Implying the way Shayne and her decorate their place😭🥹 WHY DIDNT I CATCH THIS BEFORE!!!
    Congrats to the newlyweds!!!!🎉❤

    • @rileyallen152
      @rileyallen152 Před 2 měsíci +117

      i was literally scrolling through the comments to see if anyone came back to this video and caught that! :)

    • @sup-hf5er
      @sup-hf5er Před 2 měsíci +7

      Wait are they actually together or is this just a funny thing you caught...

    • @alexyrodriguezLA
      @alexyrodriguezLA Před 2 měsíci +50

      @@sup-hf5er yesssss, they got married on the 29th of March 🥳

    • @Little_phoenix1411
      @Little_phoenix1411 Před 2 měsíci +9

      bro i screamed!!!!

    • @sup-hf5er
      @sup-hf5er Před 2 měsíci +13

      @@alexyrodriguezLA I DIDNT KNOW THAT BUT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!! they are my favorites

  • @penelopeviews7335
    @penelopeviews7335 Před 6 měsíci +2614

    When OP said cat obsession, I thought he meant his girlfriend had 20 cats and an excessive amount of cat decor. She doesn't though. She has one cat. They've been together for 10 years. He described a perfect normal pet relationship. The cat is a part of the family.
    I work with cats through my job and have met cat obsessive people who are genuinely obsessed with their cats. His girlfriend is definitely not one of those people. Putting my pet with the luggage would also be a big no for me, regardless if they're elderly or not. Pets have died in there.

    • @alisharahman2709
      @alisharahman2709 Před 6 měsíci +188

      I havent had my cat a year yet, haven't travelled with him either and the idea of cat with luggage is absolutely crazy. Living thing, fragile thing. it's like putting a toddler with the luggage. Yes cats are more capable and independent than a toddler but it's a tiny living thing wtf how could u put it with LUGGAGE

    • @ArtByZac
      @ArtByZac Před 6 měsíci +201

      Also him not understanding that a 10 year old cat *is* a geriatric cat and that stress can kill them at that age is a HUGE red flag. My cat is 15 and if anything happened to him I’d be crushed. We got him when I was 8 and he’s part of the family.

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 Před 6 měsíci +128

      Fr bro is jealous of a cat..that's sad 😭

    • @brynna8619
      @brynna8619 Před 6 měsíci +106

      Also if a cat is hiding and that's not their normal PLEASE call your vet!! Cats behavior absolutely changes when something is wrong

    • @spencerlively3049
      @spencerlively3049 Před 6 měsíci

      @@alisharahman2709 i recently moved with my cat from the bay area to DC and back for a summer internship and let me tell you: flying with pets is EXPENSIVE. My ticket was like $150-175 one-way. To get my cat one-way was >$300 after getting them screened by a vet, their ticket, the cost to bring them as carry-on baggage (despite the pet already having their own ticket...) and all the specific equipment the airlines require to bring them with you into the cabin (such as a specific type of carrier and clip-on food/water bowl for the carrier).
      My cat did surprisingly well with me in the cabin. However, I originally was planning to put him in cargo because 1) domestic flights are MUCH safer for pets than international flights, 2) i did my research and made sure my airline was safe, 3) my travel time was relatively short and 4) he is very loud and i was concerned about how that would impact the other passengers also 5) cargo is significantly less expensive than cabin. Ultimately I think pet owners that have invested that much time, effort, and money to figure out all of these obscure details clearly care about their pets and should be given some grace because we don't know their full situation such as how their pet behaves when travelling, or the options they actually have.

  • @Msmeowww
    @Msmeowww Před 6 měsíci +8356

    Shayne being the jock of Smosh and yet being continuously mocked by Angela for being a nerd is hilarious

    • @Aesos3429
      @Aesos3429 Před 6 měsíci +604

      Even more hilarious since she’s a theatre kid too

    • @kaitlyndiep9526
      @kaitlyndiep9526 Před 6 měsíci +31

      @@Aesos3429 hahaha

    • @lejluminati4832
      @lejluminati4832 Před 6 měsíci +174

      the oscar wilde joke... marry me, shayne. were soulmates. i know everyone says that but i have many leatherbound books.

    • @oriondourden
      @oriondourden Před 6 měsíci +80

      I was all in on the Dorian Grey joke.

    • @zaraheart
      @zaraheart Před 6 měsíci +12

      I mean, people can be many things lol
      Why do yall always have to label everything? Like you think people can only be one thing. There is no gray area, everything is always black and white with you people.

  • @J4deR4bb1t
    @J4deR4bb1t Před 2 měsíci +438

    "We have art"
    GOD DAMN IT THEY BASICALLY PUBLICLY SAID THEY LIVE TOGETHER

    • @111jade
      @111jade Před 2 měsíci +37

      RIGHT?? im feeling so silly for not noticing lmao

    • @CanaDebb
      @CanaDebb Před 2 měsíci +44

      I was listening to the podcast version and i had to come and look at the end where Courtney said “we should go on a cruise and bring our cats” but she kind of stumbled over the word “our”. I was like oooohh😂 1:09:10

  • @zarkaun96
    @zarkaun96 Před 5 měsíci +816

    Courtney saying that she says "Potty" for going pee and "Using the restroom" for poop has my dying of laughter. MY SIDES

    • @QUEERVEEART
      @QUEERVEEART Před 4 měsíci +27

      the TONE shift cracked me up XD

    • @margauxcy
      @margauxcy Před 11 dny +1

      It's so real though, I didn't realize I did that until my mom pointed it out to me a few years ago 😭 I did it completely subconsciously

  • @Xiatter
    @Xiatter Před 6 měsíci +3246

    The employee who called the manipulative tipper out right in front of the woman he was with is an absolute hero.

    • @twaceyloo
      @twaceyloo Před 6 měsíci +18

      At first she said $100 bill then said it was a credit card tip.

    • @shannaclankie184
      @shannaclankie184 Před 6 měsíci +16

      ​@@twaceyloothe total was $280...something. I'm not sure before or after the tip.

    • @tss3393
      @tss3393 Před 6 měsíci +59

      ​@@shannaclankie184 Either way, dropping it down to $20 is a dick move. Give this waitress a standing ovation!

    • @rawritsataco
      @rawritsataco Před 6 měsíci +6

      LEGEND

    • @ripped181
      @ripped181 Před 6 měsíci +1

      A luminary champion.

  • @gen3r4lmills51
    @gen3r4lmills51 Před 6 měsíci +6170

    Shayne bringing up the fact that many people inadvertently connect physically unattractive traits to conventionally awful people, was so unexpected and heartwarming. We need to deconstruct this way of thinking and just learn to say when people are ugly in the hearts than anywhere else that doesn’t matter

    • @Gya..
      @Gya.. Před 6 měsíci +136

      Yes! I feel that in many ways. Though, I have no problem making fun of Trump's tuft of hair or his tanning bed accident of a skin complexion.

    • @siiri8902
      @siiri8902 Před 6 měsíci +159

      Yeah, and that kind of sentiment is so common too! Like I see the "this is how you age when you're unproblematic" statement about young-looking celebrities all the time, and I understand that it's supposed to be lighthearted, but I just don't think that connecting wrinkles and other signs of physical aging to being a bad person is a good idea. People "age well" because of genetics and because they're rich enough to afford cosmetic procedures and expensive skincare, not because they're "unproblematic".

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac Před 6 měsíci +75

      @@Gya..That's pretty valid since those kinds of criticisms are 1. things they can control 2. their choice (read: fault)
      If your hair is thinning and you try to bleach it platinum, the result is on you and fair game. If you abuse tanning spray salons to the point that you're an oompa loompa that's fair game.
      The fact that this is his consistent appearance means it wasn't a tragic accident or something gone wrong that he fixed two months later. He *_prefers_* to look like some unfortunate child at their local halloween hayride put a red tie on a pumpkin-faced scarecrow, causing it to come to life Frosty the Snowman style.
      Knocking someone's conscious decision >>>>> insulting a physical feature they can't change.

    • @felixhenson9926
      @felixhenson9926 Před 6 měsíci +66

      It's often also ableist, like often deformities or whatever are included as part of this.

    • @Gya..
      @Gya.. Před 6 měsíci +11

      @@baydiac oompa-loompa 😆

  • @Monmon_255
    @Monmon_255 Před 2 měsíci +234

    3:55 asking your soon to be wife "could you date someone who baby talks?" is fucking funny 😂

  • @alexandraglenn4875
    @alexandraglenn4875 Před 2 měsíci +140

    1:09:10 “We should go on a cruise and bring our cats.” !!!!! We really were all blind (and deaf)

  • @harpoonlobotomy
    @harpoonlobotomy Před 6 měsíci +987

    Feeding your dog a quarter of a roast that someone else bought, prepared and cooked for human consumption without even asking is a shitty thing to do. That's not scraps, that's an entire portion of meat.

    • @Vipre-
      @Vipre- Před 6 měsíci +220

      The roast is bad enough, but going into the fridge for unused vegetables as well is what does it for me.

    • @ohhi7168
      @ohhi7168 Před 6 měsíci +78

      I'm stressed about her using a (possibly new) plate that icks me out

    • @doinkeykong
      @doinkeykong Před 6 měsíci +60

      also not to mention roast takes hours to make!

    • @beafraid5467
      @beafraid5467 Před 6 měsíci +148

      her going "uneaten food is scraps" just smells rich girl tbh. A good cut of meat for a roast isn’t some chicken hearts.

    • @iulia.bianca.b
      @iulia.bianca.b Před 6 měsíci +60

      ​@@ohhi7168 The plate did it for me...!!! I would never feed my dog from someone's plate unless they said it was ok for me to do it. My dog and cats have their own bowls. That's not ok! She could've brought the dog's meal and bowl with her, she knew they'd be away from home for some time!!! Using the plate, taking the roast and the vegetables from the fridge without asking is incredibly rude. She could've asked, and she could've planned better.

  • @User-yu8er
    @User-yu8er Před 6 měsíci +1616

    If she's making size jokes about her boyfriend in front of him and a bunch of strangers, I can't imagine the kind of jokes she's making about him behind his back to her friends.

    • @davidprince6877
      @davidprince6877 Před 6 měsíci +123

      There's a part of me that thought maybe in front of strangers you won't see again was the best place, but they had friends on the cruise she ended up staying with, so it was really the worst of both worlds.

    • @DragonbornMike-ym2er
      @DragonbornMike-ym2er Před 6 měsíci +23

      I didn't even think about that, but yeah. If she'll say this in front of all these people who they're stuck with for the remainder of the cruise. Then what is she saying to her friends/family in private? Just so damn gross.

    • @WookieWoman
      @WookieWoman Před 6 měsíci +31

      I had an ex with a very small... man part. I never once mentioned it at all until this post and we broke up over 10 years ago.

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Oh yeah she's workshoping that one

    • @scottcampbell1635
      @scottcampbell1635 Před 5 měsíci

      @@WookieWomanwas that why you broke up? Or part of it?

  • @ItsAlwaysGrimm
    @ItsAlwaysGrimm Před 5 měsíci +274

    Shayne not realizing he said “Going overboard with the joke” about a story that happened on a cruise 😂😂

  • @Thisguy4real
    @Thisguy4real Před 2 měsíci +124

    I'm just a dude who is currently trippin on shrooms. Wanted to say the conversation and vibes are great. Background is also great, appreciate all the colours.

    • @BS-og7ku
      @BS-og7ku Před 2 měsíci +18

      Absolutely living for this comment

    • @sharkbait398
      @sharkbait398 Před měsícem +4

      This is a golden comment. I have been sober for over a year now but I always suspected watching smosh content while on cid or shrooms would be so chill and fun.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před měsícem +1

      Your happiness has nourished me
      Love this comment

    • @Thisguy4real
      @Thisguy4real Před měsícem

      @@Lucifersfursona I live to nourish

  • @persaunna
    @persaunna Před 6 měsíci +1278

    He was JEALOUS of a cat, and rather than admit to that, he tried to frame it as a problem SHE had. And she literally said the cat was her lifeline during darker days, which he dismissed. She gave a boundary he couldn't respect and gave her an ultimatum. Glad she stuck to her boundary.

    • @leefi1
      @leefi1 Před 5 měsíci +45

      I worked as a Butler for a mega-wealthy couple. She had just written a book about empowering women to use their 'feminine force'. She had a highly over-bred small dog who didn't thrive because of her regular long term travel. So we, the two Butlers, had to keep the dog happy and healthy. The senior Butler warned me to not get too close to the dog because if the dog had any preference for either of us, we'd be fired. This famous woman was promoting women's strength and power while being jealous of her dog's affections!

    • @i.shuuya3231
      @i.shuuya3231 Před 5 měsíci +17

      Some people genuinely develop unhealthy bonds with their pets though. But I'm pretty sure that has something to do with personality traits/disorders and anxiety, rather than it being exclusively related to pets.

    • @TheParadoxGamer1
      @TheParadoxGamer1 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ⁠@@leefi1bro the fucking upper classes are literally not in reality.
      Someone i knew in HS said they went trick or treating in this one rich rich neighborhood with a friend of his, only to find his friends dad had a loaded 12 gauge shotgun next to his door in case trick or treaters made him uncomfortable.

    • @persaunna
      @persaunna Před 5 měsíci +20

      @@i.shuuya3231 that's probably true: people develop unhealthy attachments all the time. That absolutely does not apply here, though, does it.

    • @Jodariel.
      @Jodariel. Před 5 měsíci +15

      @@i.shuuya3231 So curious to know what a "unhealty bond with their pets" is to you, tho. because if the problem is that you want to be treated like the pet because you feel like i might love it more than you, you're gone from my life faster thhan the 10 seconds it took you to read this-

  • @ahbeedissette
    @ahbeedissette Před 6 měsíci +3017

    Shayne, I appreciate the “Picture of Dorian Gray” joke 🫶

    • @altairevaldes810
      @altairevaldes810 Před 6 měsíci +137

      Same! It was great timing and all, but anyone not getting it was painful :(

    • @jaweiss34
      @jaweiss34 Před 6 měsíci +101

      Same! I thought it was a great joke and I understood it even before he had to explain it lol. His having to explain it was kind of rough. Dorian Grey is a well-known story I was surprised at Courtney and Angela's response

    • @shannonfallon668
      @shannonfallon668 Před 6 měsíci +57

      Same! I felt bad for him that he basically got made fun of for it. Whatever your interests are, they're valid!

    • @soyitiel
      @soyitiel Před 6 měsíci +89

      In the words of Tommy, Shayne’s “a big, big guy who reads, and Tommy’s a big, stupid idiot who hasn’t picked up a book in a literal decade. He actually wrote that”

    • @ChronicEVL
      @ChronicEVL Před 6 měsíci +24

      Oh I came to the comments to make sure it wasn't just me lol my people! 😂

  • @M0rgan1sm
    @M0rgan1sm Před měsícem +65

    13:22 “we have art” bro this makes so much more sense

    • @aria9330
      @aria9330 Před měsícem +6

      Was just thinking this on the rewatch. Also Courtney's "I have friends that do this" and shayne being a bit too familiar with rhe topic lmao

  • @KHGSMel
    @KHGSMel Před 2 měsíci +202

    courtney: we have art--
    oh...... you....... plural,,,,,, huh

    • @Becky_Marion
      @Becky_Marion Před 2 měsíci +14

      I also noticed this and came to the comments to see if anyone else did! 👀😂

    • @KHGSMel
      @KHGSMel Před 2 měsíci +14

      @@Becky_Marion it's so funny, how did we not notice all the signs 😭

  • @laurasaur19
    @laurasaur19 Před 6 měsíci +942

    I bet you ANYTHING that the “table scraps” couple come from two different socioeconomic backgrounds. If he’s ever experienced food insecurity, that would explain how upset he got over the situation. And if she grew up in a family who could afford to just throw out leftovers (that hurts me to think about haha) it would partially explain why she thought that was okay and not a big deal.

    • @terendril
      @terendril Před 6 měsíci +44

      I thought of this too

    • @rhiannonmackenzie2527
      @rhiannonmackenzie2527 Před 6 měsíci +122

      It reminds me of how there are stories about people who come over for a huge dinner and take all the leftovers home without asking and sometimes when people haven't even finished eating. At the end of the day leftovers belong to the person who made the food, unless they offer them up.

    • @TheDonkeyJote
      @TheDonkeyJote Před 6 měsíci +135

      I could definitely see that. But like they were saying, it'd be one thing if it was off her plate. A quarter of a roast is not "table scraps". And she just went into the fridge to get veggies for her dog too? Without asking? Imo, that's pretty inconsiderate.

    • @Etat7
      @Etat7 Před 6 měsíci +12

      @@TheDonkeyJote Crazy to me because if I was dating someone and we made our roast together, even a venison roast I hunted, and they gave it to their dog i'd find it SO endearing and wholesome and amazing as long as we enjoyed our meal. I felt like it was a fever dream that everyone seemed to agree she was the asshole, but it was her portion.... so if she would have just eaten it all herself she was totally fine, like if she had decided to eat that much roast suddenly she's not an asshole? Idk man.

    • @SapphireSeahorse494
      @SapphireSeahorse494 Před 6 měsíci +56

      when I ate a meal at one of my parents' friends' house and they threw away the leftovers afterwards, I was so shocked. my family is upper middle class and we live comfortably and we only ever throw out leftovers if they're moldy. it still blows my mind trying to imagine throwing out leftovers for no reason.

  • @jumansanduman5560
    @jumansanduman5560 Před 6 měsíci +1583

    For the third story with the dog and table scraps, the fact that in THE SIMS when you are a guest at someone else's house, they get upset when you go through their refrigerator and tell you how wrong it is 🤣

    • @user-tk7qo4rh4y
      @user-tk7qo4rh4y Před 5 měsíci +86

      Why didn't she bring food for her own dog?

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict Před 5 měsíci +38

      Haha yes! Or use their shower or try to sleep in their bed.

    • @samalvarez8776
      @samalvarez8776 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Thing is, those Sims neighbors will hop on your computer or go through your things 😂

    • @amei_pa
      @amei_pa Před měsícem

      @@samalvarez8776The sims has interesting dynamics to say the least

  • @grizzlydroidy
    @grizzlydroidy Před 6 měsíci +280

    Courtney's cat growls are way too accurate. That's exacly how one of my babies cry in aggression

  • @hambone90
    @hambone90 Před 2 měsíci +113

    13:20
    "We have art" 🧐

  • @CMJDT
    @CMJDT Před 6 měsíci +3180

    You can tell Courtney has had full length convos with cats before with how good the angry cat sound was that they did.

    • @vivimay3586
      @vivimay3586 Před 6 měsíci +172

      Finally!!!! I was waiting for someone to comment on this!!!! They were so good at the impression I almost thought they added some kind of cat noises to the convo, lol.

    • @yoojeebee
      @yoojeebee Před 6 měsíci +40

      right that was crazy 😭😭

    • @AlsoGerardo
      @AlsoGerardo Před 6 měsíci +53

      They are a proud parent of two cats so I’m sure they have plenty of experience hearing and interacting with a angry meowing cat 😂

    • @pandan_waffle
      @pandan_waffle Před 6 měsíci +46

      THAT WAS COURTNEY?!?!? I thought it was an actual cat audio they added 😹

    • @bonniea8189
      @bonniea8189 Před 5 měsíci +9

      I was waiting for that spot in the video and was shocked at how realistic the sound was.

  • @criticallol3039
    @criticallol3039 Před 6 měsíci +7909

    Shayne is hilarious. Courtney is Creative. Angela is...Italian.

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 Před 6 měsíci +545

      Its not even a solely Italian thing. Angela just is. There is no term for her lol

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus Před 6 měsíci +284

      ​@@tycol322 it's a reference from the funeral

    • @beatrizreis156
      @beatrizreis156 Před 6 měsíci +15

      @@liriodendronlasianthus what reference?

    • @Krisspy333
      @Krisspy333 Před 6 měsíci +53

      @@beatrizreis156he literally said that as a joke what do you mean

    • @IceArceus_
      @IceArceus_ Před 6 měsíci +149

      ​@@Krisspy333not everyone saw the funeral

  • @alekib2370
    @alekib2370 Před měsícem +67

    "we have paintings..." hits different after April 1st 2024

  • @brandifleming8590
    @brandifleming8590 Před 6 měsíci +142

    Courtney’s angry cat sound was unexpectedly perfect. Didn’t know they could that and I’m impressed lol

  • @overthinkingtudo
    @overthinkingtudo Před 6 měsíci +596

    What really pissed me off about the cat story was the boyfriend diminishing the cat being her lifeline during depression. What some people fail to realize is that, a lot of times, when a depressed person says that about their pet, they don't just mean that they served as emotional support, they quite literally can mean that the pet is the only reason they haven't unalive themselves. That is actually very common, especially when you live alone. I certainly have gone through that period where the only thought that stoped me from ending things was knowing my cat would have no one to look after him. There would be no one to feed or take care of him. I know for a fact that the one thing that actually kept me alive was the ideia that my cat could die too without me around. I don't know if that was her case too, but I can't help but feel that this guy does not take mental health really seriously, it sounds like he just views therapy as a way to fix annoyances.

    • @Weird3nSky
      @Weird3nSky Před 6 měsíci +81

      Hell, my cat interrupted me getting ready to do it. Twice. If you're at my house and you don't like my cat, ignore him. If you're mean to him in the slightest, you're leaving immediately and we're never speaking again.

    • @plasmarine5781
      @plasmarine5781 Před 6 měsíci +36

      @@Weird3nSky Your cats a literal life saver. While I haven't gone quite that far before, I know I never could bc of my fur babies. Hope you're in a better headspace ♥ And 100% Agree. Disrespect against that furry little legend (or any) should not be tolerated!

    • @mary_catherine2554
      @mary_catherine2554 Před 6 měsíci +19

      Yes! This was what got me. My cat is a huge emotional support for me. At times he does come first above my boyfriend because it's essentially putting myself first. If you aren't okay with a person's relation with an animal that is that important to their well being, you are not with the right person. If my boyfriend did this, I would tell him to enjoy his move while I choose my cat.

    • @kimkiller462
      @kimkiller462 Před 6 měsíci +19

      Yeah I feel like people really diminish this importance of pets. They often seem to feel like that's not a good enough reason not to end things, but they also say ending things is really selfish. And I get that, but when you're really spiralling you might not be capable of going through the thought process of what effect this is going to have on the people around you and how severe their grief will be, and it might not even seem bad enough in comparison to what you're going through. However, the thought process of 'If I stop existing right now, my pet WILL die' is a very direct consequence without any other hypothetical results, and you see your pet all the time and have to think about caring for them all the time and constantly have to consider them in decisions you make, so they have a very prominent place in your memory, and it's very unlikely for someone not to think about them when making thìs decision.
      My dog just died 2 months ago, and one of the first things my mom said after that, was that her dog could live with me for now (which we ended up doing). We never talked about this whole concept, but I'm pretty sure it's a big part of the reason. And in theory I could still bring her dog back to her and then end things, but then at least I can't do anything impulsively, which I think decreases the chances by like 95% or something. Of course it has other benefits too, like forcing me to go out and consoling me when I'm too sad, but the other one is literally life saving.

    • @klash813
      @klash813 Před 6 měsíci +12

      If someone I was dating said/did anything like this about my two furbabies, they'd be kicked to the curb. My babies have helped me through so much. I would never second guess my decision to choose my babies over a human any day.

  • @DovahkiinMaster172
    @DovahkiinMaster172 Před 6 měsíci +2127

    Smosh needs to do a Reddit episode about DnD horror stories. I feel like that would be a fun one considering their recent series.

    • @ainsleyluberto2977
      @ainsleyluberto2977 Před 6 měsíci +13

      Omg yea!!!!!

    • @FabianOrtega528
      @FabianOrtega528 Před 6 měsíci +105

      I commented during a live episode and chanse read it out loud saying it was a good idea if ever possible. I had mentioned a dnd themed reddit episode with brennan lee mulligan as a guest

    • @DovahkiinMaster172
      @DovahkiinMaster172 Před 6 měsíci

      @@FabianOrtega528 PLEASE I would love that.

    • @F2t0ny
      @F2t0ny Před 6 měsíci +22

      That's a great idea. Have Damien and Amanda on.

    • @CXLVIII
      @CXLVIII Před 6 měsíci +37

      i need brennan lee mulligan and damien on as guests, i think i would actually die

  • @clownfiesta8840
    @clownfiesta8840 Před 2 měsíci +29

    13:24 oh “we have art” we MISSED ALL THESE LITTLE SLIPS

  • @teabugwriter88
    @teabugwriter88 Před 2 měsíci +39

    Something I noticed watching this is just how intently Courtney listens to people. You can tell that they are just so genuinely invested in everything being said and listening to all sides. Another reason added to the list of why I adore them!

  • @panda_pr1nc3ss8
    @panda_pr1nc3ss8 Před 6 měsíci +1428

    About the "table scraps" story, I've experienced a lot of food scarcity in my life and that behavior would literally give me an anxiety attack. I had to work with a therapist to gain the ability just to throw out food that's about to expire rather than force myself to eat it and over eat. When I cook for a guest, I ALWAYS plan for 2-3 servings + leftovers and include those leftovers in my weekly meal prep. If I had someone over and then they fed my dinner for tomorrow night to their dog without asking I would ask them to leave immediately. Totally justified.

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal Před 6 měsíci +16

      throwing out food ABOUT to expire...? That seems unnecessary lol

    • @panda_pr1nc3ss8
      @panda_pr1nc3ss8 Před 6 měsíci +82

      @@UnBesoDeCristal I literally mean the day before the expiration date.

    • @arielsandoval5595
      @arielsandoval5595 Před 6 měsíci +251

      @@UnBesoDeCristalwhy would you say this to someone who said they worked to accomplish something with an actual doctor? do you think you know more about them than their doctor?

    • @leovaldez9586
      @leovaldez9586 Před 6 měsíci +94

      ​@UnBesoDeCristal Did you not read the comment? Why tf would you say this 😐

    • @mckinneypassios4273
      @mckinneypassios4273 Před 6 měsíci +47

      I personally also experienced food scarcity (lived off of school lunch tbh ) and I now meal prep with lunch being whatever was leftovers from dinner. But I personally do think he may have over- reacted. raw diet is better for dogs and can even be cheaper but Im also curious about the amount she took because that would matter to me
      Update though : I definitley wouldnt consider it table scraps. Thats weird.

  • @Wanshkl
    @Wanshkl Před 6 měsíci +905

    7yrs in a relationship, me and my boyfriend still ask each other before taking anything off of each other's plates. Not about being greedy with the food but about the respect to ask before taking.

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya Před 6 měsíci +56

      18 years married. I still ask my husband about finishing the bottle of juice or any big dish from the fridge.

    • @plutopepsi578
      @plutopepsi578 Před 6 měsíci +7

      The only people I don’t ask is my parents but if I’m taking more than a fry or two I ask them too

    • @fredrikaKH
      @fredrikaKH Před 6 měsíci +8

      2months in a relationship. I ask or sometimes I will slowly reach my hand for the food in a playful way and if he stops me I won’t take his food.

    • @ellabiddy4741
      @ellabiddy4741 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Same 3yrs in and we still ask, and we’re long distance so when we’re at each other’s places we ask if we can have things from the other’s pantry/fridge

    • @eevesjunkyard
      @eevesjunkyard Před 6 měsíci +6

      5 years here and we both still ask the other if they want the last of anything in the fridge and never take off each others plate unless the other offers. We both feel it's rude, so definitely relate

  • @nickigoodbread6088
    @nickigoodbread6088 Před 2 měsíci +86

    Just happen to be listening to this while I clean out my car and hearing Courtney drop "WE have art" rather than "I have art" is a fun little Easter egg 😅❤

  • @KF-mg4ix
    @KF-mg4ix Před 6 měsíci +99

    The cat lady is just a great pet owner. That's such a green flag! She sounds so nice.

  • @InquisitorLavellan
    @InquisitorLavellan Před 6 měsíci +1558

    The younger sister/older brother dynamic between shayne and angela is hilarious. The oscar wilde joke and her making fun of him killed me.

    • @perrinsparkles
      @perrinsparkles Před 6 měsíci +23

      Same. I love them together. These 3 together for Reddit stories was a great combo lol

    • @tickledtoffee
      @tickledtoffee Před 6 měsíci +17

      that's so true! And I loved the Oscar Wilde joke 😂

  • @fernvalemusic269
    @fernvalemusic269 Před 6 měsíci +556

    With the dog story, I can't help but think there was like zero planning involved. Like, you took your dog with you on a big hike and then to someone else's house for dinner and didn't bring/plan a meal for them? What were you expecting? What if he had cooked two steaks and there were no leftovers, what if he had made French onion soup and the dog couldn't have any?

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN Před 6 měsíci +17

      She said she would leave early to feed him if that was the case

    • @flarebear5346
      @flarebear5346 Před 5 měsíci +27

      ​@@EmyNstill, if I cooked a roast, I would not give a quarter of a half to my dog

    • @mosquitopyjamas9048
      @mosquitopyjamas9048 Před 5 měsíci

      French onion soup wouldn’t be great after a hike

    • @utatanepiko7087
      @utatanepiko7087 Před 4 měsíci

      @@mosquitopyjamas9048 They had dinner after the hike, not before it

    • @a-morgan-l
      @a-morgan-l Před měsícem +5

      I'm just remaining wary that the roast would have actually been safe for the dog. Like, it's unsalted? No garlic or onion? No spices or herbs of any sort that she can't have? I raw feed my dog and you just generally cannot feed them by hacking a quarter off of your human dinner.

  • @kittie594
    @kittie594 Před 2 měsíci +68

    Courtney's seemingly off-hand comment at 13:23 was our first clue. Long live Shourtney!

    • @ericgropuis
      @ericgropuis Před měsícem

      She even corrected herself instead of saying “I” she said we

  • @eva.iguess
    @eva.iguess Před 2 měsíci +24

    13:23 courtney says WE have art NOW WE KNOW

    • @StoneyBaloney69
      @StoneyBaloney69 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I was literally coming to write the exact same comment. Like how did we not pick up on these things. 😂😂

  • @ElegiaCarr
    @ElegiaCarr Před 6 měsíci +261

    I stand by the 5 minute rule. Do not make fun of someone's appearance/body if they cannot change/fix it in 5 minutes or less.

    • @JuniperDenn
      @JuniperDenn Před 6 měsíci +7

      Yes, absolutely!!

    • @alexandraeilise
      @alexandraeilise Před 6 měsíci +6

      This is a GREAT rule! I’m going to start using this.

    • @blanktester
      @blanktester Před 6 měsíci +4

      That's a really good way to do it. Adjusts well for individual circumstances.

  • @jones4106
    @jones4106 Před 6 měsíci +870

    Okay but WOAH at around 48:30 Courtney's impression of an incredibly upset cat is insanely good. Someone get her on Make Some Noise. Honestly, I just wanna see everyone on the smosh cast on different dropout shows.

    • @paulchavez3039
      @paulchavez3039 Před 6 měsíci +31

      It was scary good 😂

    • @IguanaMom
      @IguanaMom Před 6 měsíci +13

      It was very good.

    • @blairlucid
      @blairlucid Před 6 měsíci +40

      I came to say the same thing. 10/10 cat impression, had to rewind and listen multiple times.

    • @SaralisaL
      @SaralisaL Před 6 měsíci +26

      I was only listening and seriously thought they used a sound bite lol

    • @paigegill1251
      @paigegill1251 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Was looking for this comment. Thought it was a sound effect lmaooo

  • @itsdomtoo
    @itsdomtoo Před 2 měsíci +32

    1:07:34
    That cut when Court started talking about their cats “sometimes I wish they” implying they mentioned their cats beforehand. Maybe it was cut like that because Court or Shayne mentioned something about them living together? There’s usually not many cuts in these videos and with our newfound knowledge this is probably what happened

    • @billmurrie
      @billmurrie Před 2 měsíci +5

      its so fun finding these easter eggs

  • @StarryPopzz
    @StarryPopzz Před 2 měsíci +43

    At 13:24 Courtney says 'WE have art'- Little slip up about their relationship before the wedding photos!!!!

  • @TheSelphir
    @TheSelphir Před 6 měsíci +193

    So, I went and checked out the guy who was mad at his girlfriend because she basically loves her cat - He had made another post later that year where he was trying to win his ex-girlfriend back and was being borderline stalkery. He was trying to figure out how to get her friends out of the picture. So. Yeah. She dodge a HUGE fucking bullet.

    • @Sofiaode18
      @Sofiaode18 Před 6 měsíci +36

      The fact that he posts about the breakup sarcastically without really acknowledging what he did wasn’t cool set me off. This dude really wanted to isolate her from everyone.

    • @lovehorseback
      @lovehorseback Před 5 měsíci +11

      @@Sofiaode18 I feel like that shows if he was trying to get rid of her cat, get her to move to a place where she has no support system or friends, it shows he REALLY is controlling and wanting her to ONLY rely on him. Glad she dumped him and dodged that bullet because she would have been miserable.

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread Před 29 dny

      what stalkery stuff did he do?

  • @pallyjaius
    @pallyjaius Před 6 měsíci +736

    Can't get over Shayne clapping back at Angela, with denying her a spot at the next Sniper Chess. Only for her to reply with genuine fear and anger "Hey! Don't joke like that!"

    • @Cynxos
      @Cynxos Před 6 měsíci +5

      Tbf, her initial reaction was basically a "Lmao who asked" kind of deal that adds nothing and only serves to diminish his joke. The clapback was more than deserved.

    • @dollienan
      @dollienan Před 6 měsíci

      Time stamp?

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal Před 6 měsíci +22

      ​@@CynxosIt was actually really funny since it made the reference into an actual joke lol, also shayne was laughing as well

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer Před 2 měsíci +2

      Also she was, in fact, in Sniper Chess Part 2, and seemingly knows how to play chess even less than before

  • @peoswriter1
    @peoswriter1 Před 23 dny +7

    Whoa! Courtney’s “warning meow” impression is spot-on!

  • @laureltree8047
    @laureltree8047 Před měsícem +13

    13:22 "We have art" hits different after April Fool's

    • @C.C07
      @C.C07 Před měsícem +2

      Just about to comment that 💀

  • @gracegrrl007
    @gracegrrl007 Před 6 měsíci +422

    My little sister (22) has been s*icidal before. In the worst of it, she adopted a little black kitten named Jasper, and Jasper essentially saved her life. He was her BEST FRIEND, and when she had a ton of problems with friends he kept her company and made her feel content. They had a VERY similar relationship to the one described in the "cat obsession" story.
    Her last boyfriend seemed like a good one. But this January, Jasper died suddenly from a condition she didn't realize he had. She was absolutely *_devastated._* Jasper had been the only thing keeping her alive for the four years she had him.
    For the first couple weeks, her boyfriend was a comforting presence. He listened when she needed a shoulder to cry on, took care of her when she felt alone, and was a great help to her.
    Then he suddenly changed, told her she was being too much, and dumped her.
    Jasper had been gone for a month and a half.
    My sister's grief over her best friend, her little furry son, her certified emotional support animal, was "too much" for this guy to handle.
    I don't think a Reddit story has ever made me as angry as this one. I'm so glad that woman got out of that relationship.

    • @devyn1289
      @devyn1289 Před 6 měsíci +35

      Hello, I’m so sorry to hear about your sister and her cat. I’ve lost a cat in the past due to a condition we also didn’t know about. Cats are tough little guys and they often don’t show people that they aren’t feeling well like other animals might. Because of this their passing often comes out of nowhere for us. I hope she knows that her cat loved her and that she gave him a fulfilling life.
      That ex-boyfriend is a total jerk and broke up with her because he can’t handle taking care of another person when they aren’t at 100% not because of the cat. Her grief is justified and he failed to stand up when she needed it.
      Wishing you both the best.

    • @availanila
      @availanila Před 6 měsíci +7

      😭 Bless Jasper.

    • @chaosviaconfusion
      @chaosviaconfusion Před 6 měsíci +21

      I hope your sister is okay and potentially adopted another jasper to continue his hard work

    • @TipTheScales27
      @TipTheScales27 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I thought he was going to gift her a new kitty…. Geez that dude was an asshole too

    • @gracegrrl007
      @gracegrrl007 Před 6 měsíci +12

      @@devyn1289 Thank you for the well-wishes ❤️ She's doing better these days, and I think this boy was finally the last straw that got her to start vetting her boyfriends better before she jumps into a relationship lol
      Thankfully, it sounds like she's found more reasons to stick around since Jasper's passing. We're very grateful 😊

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 Před 6 měsíci +611

    Shayne’s impression of how a baby starts to cry is on point.

  • @leslieargueta5328
    @leslieargueta5328 Před 6 měsíci +37

    The couple who does pranks… lol their cat did the best one.😂😂

    • @WookieWoman
      @WookieWoman Před 6 měsíci +6

      I was cry-laughing! Cat stashes can be truly puzzling sometimes. 😂 One of mine likes to take hair ties and basically hockey slap them under the oven.

  • @blahhblahhhh
    @blahhblahhhh Před 2 měsíci +27

    The BIGGEST long play bit and we didnt even notice

  • @emyherrera
    @emyherrera Před 6 měsíci +427

    I loved Shayne’s Dorian Grey joke but what made me laugh the hardest was that I knew immediately it was gonna bomb. Plus the threat not to include Angela in the next snipper chess was perfect.

  • @transplantman2287
    @transplantman2287 Před 6 měsíci +760

    The “cat obsessed girlfriend” story was hilarious to me. As a guy with three cats, two current foster kittens and about 4 outdoor feral cats whom I feed, I can confidently say that the girlfriend sounds like a FANTASTIC pet owner taking the correct amount of precautions for a senior cat’s health and happiness that is normal for a responsible pet owner. She WALKS him! That’s a calm, well-adjusted cat getting exercise and daily enrichment! It’s also NOT as safe for pets to fly in cargo as people tend to think. Especially going abroad, that can be a long trip, and for a senior cat that is a LOT of upheaval.
    She’s a great pet owner with a healthy amount of dedication to her pet, and he’s an asshole. 😂

    • @corgio1260
      @corgio1260 Před 6 měsíci +74

      It’s baffling to me how he interprets normal pet ownership as an “obsession.” Like I thought she was going to be spending every waking second with the cat and making all her decor cat-themed and sleeping in a cat bed or something, and then he’s like “she takes him on walks! Wtf?!?!” Dude, she has ONE cat and she’s very caring and responsible towards him. wtf is his deal

    • @tanyastacy-haws993
      @tanyastacy-haws993 Před 6 měsíci +34

      Yeah, that’s just a normal loving pet owner. These are all super normal. How would he react to a dog owner 😂?
      And flying in cargo is loud and traumatizing for any pet.

    • @transplantman2287
      @transplantman2287 Před 6 měsíci +26

      @@corgio1260 YES, all of this. And then "should I have gotten her a therapist before I left??" was the icing on the cake.

    • @Psithyrus1
      @Psithyrus1 Před 6 měsíci +9

      As a pet owner, you know immediately when your pets are acting funny.

  • @dillonmaillet19
    @dillonmaillet19 Před měsícem +15

    13:24 Court slipped up, n none of us caught it 😭

  • @Lucius_Madison
    @Lucius_Madison Před 2 měsíci +20

    COURT TOOK HER ENGAGEMENT RING OFF AT THE BEGINNING OMG

    • @Jamie_Jewel
      @Jamie_Jewel Před 2 měsíci

      No she didn’t

    • @Lucius_Madison
      @Lucius_Madison Před 8 dny

      @@Jamie_Jewel Beginning of video they have it on, by 1:58 it’s off

  • @user-gl1zk6ze8j
    @user-gl1zk6ze8j Před 6 měsíci +697

    Reddit Stories with Shayne is like bedtime stories but instead of fairy tales with princesses we have messed up people and their crazy ass lives that are 100% more entertaining

    • @miyaeady8629
      @miyaeady8629 Před 6 měsíci +25

      Little kid : Uncle Shayne can you tell me a bedtime story
      Shayne pulling up Reddit :sure Johnny

    • @angelix475
      @angelix475 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Real it helps me sleep for no reason 😭

    • @Jakeyisdead
      @Jakeyisdead Před 6 měsíci +2

      I watch these videos while falling asleep over the course of a few nights its my favourite thing to fall asleep to. This and flashback are great and calming 😅

  • @juliaborden
    @juliaborden Před 6 měsíci +537

    As a classics lover … Shayne I appreciated your picture of dorian gray joke. But Angela’s roast was hilarious 😭

    • @thicccboyyy_
      @thicccboyyy_ Před 6 měsíci +5

      I know! I felt so proud getting the reference 😁

  • @thebestkurootetsuro3460
    @thebestkurootetsuro3460 Před 5 měsíci +10

    1:07:51 i love the fact thatvthey glossed over the pendant which had been missing for YEARS

  • @simplyspooky19
    @simplyspooky19 Před 5 měsíci +19

    artist here- i drew my dad once and made sure to give him a little more hair than he had haha, he loved it and told me his hair looks amazing.

  • @linnoff
    @linnoff Před 6 měsíci +666

    That final story was a delight, now this guy is probably wondering how many of his wife's pranks are actually just the cat.

    • @epic7145
      @epic7145 Před 5 měsíci +11

      Yes, it was my favorite!

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet Před 4 měsíci +4

      that’s so fucking funny LOL

    • @AimeeAimee444
      @AimeeAimee444 Před 2 měsíci +4

      That cat was amazing.
      They covet and hide things from their owners that they love.

    • @rhonwenbaker2448
      @rhonwenbaker2448 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Clearly the cat didn't fall far from the couple in so far as long-term pranking goes!

  • @elmatilda
    @elmatilda Před 6 měsíci +603

    Okay but Shayne’s top matching the yellow on the wall, his lips matching the pink on the wall, his chair matching the cream colour, AND his hair matching the actual wall is pure perfection

    • @RokkTheRock
      @RokkTheRock Před 6 měsíci +25

      now i cant unsee it

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 Před 6 měsíci +19

      What the fuck, how is that possible?

    • @pixiedustgamergirl3466
      @pixiedustgamergirl3466 Před 6 měsíci +23

      And with enough time and dedication, he will soon become the wall

    • @sorekcazimi
      @sorekcazimi Před 6 měsíci +6

      he got SkynWalled™️

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN Před 6 měsíci +5

      It’s like he’s part of the environment

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic Před 2 měsíci +27

    No I have to rewatch all of these with court and Shayne

  • @wannabeemmi
    @wannabeemmi Před 2 měsíci +16

    sooo slay that they were engaged and we had no idea😭🫶🏻

  • @jerichosix3316
    @jerichosix3316 Před 6 měsíci +635

    Courtneys cat noise was unnervingly accurate, I felt like i was gonna get cat slapped

    • @ebbandflowdeb_
      @ebbandflowdeb_ Před 6 měsíci +34

      I re watched that immediately after like.. who did that!? Too real.

    • @ranXd0m
      @ranXd0m Před 6 měsíci +21

      I read your comment before it happened and it still was shocking how insanely accurate that cat sound was

    • @TheJunmengo
      @TheJunmengo Před 6 měsíci +13

      She has a cat, and she kills doing impressions
      So not even animals are off limits now

    • @overthinkingtudo
      @overthinkingtudo Před 6 měsíci +5

      for real I could not believe my ears

    • @chextheroyalbastard3495
      @chextheroyalbastard3495 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I wasn’t paying attention and when I heard that I was horrified

  • @melissek4178
    @melissek4178 Před 6 měsíci +742

    Shayne is the only one who should read reddits. The delivery is always amazing.
    But the input, jokes, thoughts from Angela and Courtney are also critical.

  • @z_stuartoliver
    @z_stuartoliver Před 3 měsíci +14

    1:06:45 WE ALREADY KNOW THAT PETS ARE INCLUDED IN THE PACK WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE
    THEY'RE AN EXTENSION OF THEIR OWNERS
    OBVIOUSLY THE CAT IS ALSO A PRANKSTER DOING ALL THESE THINGS

  • @blue_dragon_1846
    @blue_dragon_1846 Před 2 měsíci +45

    Anyone else watching this after the wedding announcement and seeing Courtney’s ring

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy Před 2 měsíci +10

      We're going to get some amazing "Smosh moments that hit different now" compilations soon

    • @SamasBananas1
      @SamasBananas1 Před 2 měsíci +7

      They also corrected from 'I have art' to 'WE have art' on the second story

  • @gbarr999
    @gbarr999 Před 6 měsíci +621

    When you’re so deep into Smosh that you KNEW Shayne was going to say Mary-Kate Ashley poster was his worst gift ever

    • @braidij7598
      @braidij7598 Před 6 měsíci +98

      Same. I was waiting for Courtney to mention the ex boyfriend who got HIS hair cut as a gift to her

    • @kittykahdy
      @kittykahdy Před 6 měsíci +10

      lol I heard mary kate and ashley toaster and was like, well you can still use that.

  • @burninmytoe
    @burninmytoe Před 6 měsíci +390

    I was in a really bad depressive spiral, and getting my cat is one of the few things that helped me get out of it. That whole story made my blood boil.

    • @marciemoss
      @marciemoss Před 6 měsíci +32

      My cats have actually kept me alive through the darkest shit of my entire life. I have never cursed more during one of these Reddit stories.

    • @cuculain78
      @cuculain78 Před 6 měsíci +17

      That guy's reaction to the cat was awful. It was also a symptom of a bigger problem. He resents anything or anyone she gives attention to outside of himself. I'm so glad she dumped him. He would have isolated her from friends and family. If they had kids he would have been one of those awful dads who are jealous of their own children and resent that the kids are getting their wife's attention. Eventually he would have done something to harm that poor cat too.

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 Před 6 měsíci +9

      100% my cat has been around my entire life, she's very old, and she's been through it all with me. The cat was there before him and the cat will be there after him, clearly it's provided better support than he has. I can't imagine loving someone enough that you'd start treating a pet like shit. It's just so upsetting, and I relate to that lady a lot.

    • @silverarrowtarot
      @silverarrowtarot Před 6 měsíci +7

      SAME. This person was missing an empathy chip. Big red flag

    • @melvinjoseph952
      @melvinjoseph952 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@cuculain78Not necessarily, some people just don't view pets with a lot of consideration (usually because they've never had one), that doesn't automatically mean they're going to isolate their partner from friends and family
      That's a pretty drastic assumption to make

  • @lisaenerdal8457
    @lisaenerdal8457 Před měsícem +5

    Ok not to buy into the whole easter egg thing but at 13:30 courtney literally say ”we have art…” to Shayne. Can never look at videos with the two of tjem the same and i love that lol

  • @nathanprysiazniuk8619
    @nathanprysiazniuk8619 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Holy shit, Courtney's "we have art" slip around 13:30

  • @danipapyrus2456
    @danipapyrus2456 Před 6 měsíci +330

    Courtney saying “I have to go potty” = pee and “I need to use the restroom” = crazy shit is so relatable.

  • @maxxoverride666
    @maxxoverride666 Před 6 měsíci +470

    why is courtney's angry cat noise so spot on oh my god

    • @cass12234
      @cass12234 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Because she has two lol

  • @mariobrothersfan2792
    @mariobrothersfan2792 Před 2 měsíci +14

    This is absolutely hilarious is retrospect

  • @vye6737
    @vye6737 Před 5 měsíci +54

    One thing i will say in defense of the painting guy, as a hobbiest painter, is that when you give something as time consuming and purely decorative as a whole painting, you just have to accept that it might sit in a basement for years-- I've gifted art to people who have thanked me but then told me that while they appreciate the gesture and that they think the art is impressive, its not their taste. I think it’s unfair to expect anyone who's been given or even bought my artwork to display it. It's the thought that matters, and they know that I spent time to make them something. I see what they do with it as a separate thing- the function is decor, and it might just not serve the function in the context. Doesnt mean they don't appreciate it. That guy is still the AH for many other reasons but also it was a bit stupid of the brother to not ask them for input- like he could've offered a free painting and then worked with them to figure out what they would like and what is within his skillset. Also, being from the painting world, I'm also very particular about what I display lol. If a friend gave me a painting and I truly just hated it, I probably wouldn't display it even if I appreciate the intent. Which once again, is something that is a mutual understanding between me and my artist friends that personal taste is very subjective and can be unrelated to what we think of them as a friend and an artist.

    • @quietlyours
      @quietlyours Před 3 měsíci +5

      Honesty they came across as being the snobs they implied he was

    • @forestgrump4723
      @forestgrump4723 Před 2 měsíci +1

      It makes me so proud that my brother displays the art I paint for him. He puts it in his office and in his den. It makes me so happy that he loves it enough to display it, even if it’s not in like, his dining room or living room. But I would totally understand if he didn’t display it too.

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 Před 11 dny

      ​@@quietlyoursNo, they didn't. The dude 100% was being weird. It's his brother in law, but also his wifes brother. It meant something to his wife, and he should have considered her and her feelings. He was being selfish, arrogant and egotistical because he didn't like the art

  • @jacobhogan3208
    @jacobhogan3208 Před 6 měsíci +834

    I love the reading the responses to the funeral because out of context it makes us look insane.

    • @swampcr3ature15
      @swampcr3ature15 Před 6 měsíci +73

      As someone who didn't get to see it, yep! In the best way

    • @megarlizz
      @megarlizz Před 6 měsíci +36

      ​@@swampcr3ature15same! Wish I could, but it makes me happy that it was a success!

    • @swiftlyjer-pdf
      @swiftlyjer-pdf Před 6 měsíci +3

      as they should

    • @kingsora6352
      @kingsora6352 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Simply here to say alonsy my friend

  • @TheBioBoner
    @TheBioBoner Před 6 měsíci +224

    Shane flipping the iPad around and joking about "imagine seeing a kid looking at this" just flashed me back to that one time I looked down at my 8 year old nephew on his Switch to see he was watching CZcams drama videos about the Vegan Teacher

  • @honeyjordan7179
    @honeyjordan7179 Před 2 měsíci +24

    Shourtney fans, do I see the ring here??? 😭 sooo happy for them! ❤

  • @stitchizgay
    @stitchizgay Před 4 měsíci +4

    5:46 for me I talk in a “baby voice” when I feel safe because of my autism. It just makes me feel calm and helps regulate my emotions. But never in public because ik it makes people uncomfortable.

  • @naylas3908
    @naylas3908 Před 6 měsíci +183

    The dog story: Of course, she should have asked him. She took a quarter of a roast to feed her dog without asking? A roast takes time to make, and he likely had plans with the leftovers.
    It’s pretty rude to not ask when you’re in his house for the first time.
    And then to reach into the fridge to get vegetables, seriously?
    I remember, once, a friend of ours who came over for dinner every Tuesday, just opened our fridge without asking, and I thought that was incredibly rude. This was a guy we’d known for years, and I still don’t think it’s OK then to just say hello, walk into the kitchen, and open the fridge.

    • @davidprince6877
      @davidprince6877 Před 6 měsíci +7

      At a certain point she is just robbing him.

    • @Cchasec
      @Cchasec Před 6 měsíci +3

      Opening someone’s fridge is wild to me. I feel weird going in my parents fridge and they’re my parents like???

    • @melmelbry5754
      @melmelbry5754 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Imagine cooking for you gf for hours while she sits there. And then afterwards, she feeds YOUR hard work from love to her friggen dog like it was trash!
      That is such a slap in the face!

    • @halloweenallyearround4889
      @halloweenallyearround4889 Před 6 měsíci +1

      In my entire country is rude to do that even if you're really close family with the home owner. It's so effed up, so many boundaries violated. That's why I was so blindsided when 2 of my classmates, who I didn't even got along with but lived really close by, fucking burst into my mum's home and went straight to the fridge without saying a word when we were teenagers.
      One of them was a victim of domestic violence and her dad beat her up for smoking weed, her face was freshly beaten up. It was actually quite shocking. I hadn't seen a person in that state live except for when one of my cousins' car was hit by an awful person who jumped a red light. That's the only reason I let them in.
      But the fact they went and literally served themselves from MY fridge was incredibly abusive. I'm so sorry that the dad of one of them is a POS but that doesn't mean they get free passes (at school those 2 were major AHs).
      I only dare on opening my aunts fridges if I need to put something I brought inside of their fridge, but I always ask them permission first, in case they have different plans about how to organise their fridge during family gatherings.

  • @bentn13
    @bentn13 Před 6 měsíci +297

    I do love how that dog story went from "I mean, it's generally reasonable what you did, I think it would have been better had you talked to J first, but like, nothing massive thought" to "No, he was right to have broken up with you. Be a better person."

    • @thexyouman
      @thexyouman Před 6 měsíci +27

      It actually started with shayne saying “that reaction is wild” in reference to the bf grabbing the plate from the dog and telling her to leave. He was actually gonna side with her originally. Insane lmao

    • @trashotaku
      @trashotaku Před 6 měsíci +12

      Honestly I thought it was an esh situation but leaning more towards the bf being the ah for his kind of overboard reaction. But once Shayne started reading the comments I was shifting more towards her being the bigger ah since she sounded pretty condescending (calling half of a roast “table scraps” or assuming her boyfriend would know that her asking how the roast was prepared meant she was going to give some of the roast to Shelby)

    • @sijdnsd6460
      @sijdnsd6460 Před 5 měsíci +2

      At first it sounds like the boyfriend is the asshole, but as I thought about it, she was really the asshole.

    • @mikekhouri7
      @mikekhouri7 Před měsícem +1

      I think Shayne just needed a few moments to process the story. It happens, to be honest. ​@@thexyouman

    • @butterflybeats7462
      @butterflybeats7462 Před 3 dny

      How was he ever the ah? He respects her boundaries, meanwhile putting up with her crossing his, communicates with her about his boundaries, planned a big fancy & expensive date for them, makes sure Shelby can be included, cooks her dinner, etc.
      All he did was take away the dog's food, which actually wasn't the dog's it was 100% his, then told her to leave when she started blaming him that he should have planned for this, when it's not his responsibility to make your dog's meal, especially when he's not educated on a raw food diet, she should have planned ahead & brought Shelby's dinner. The entitlement to raid his kitchen & take his things and then when he takes his stuff back &tries to one again state his boundaries around food, she starts framing it as if he stole it from her when it's the exact opposite.
      Literally what did this man do wrong?

  • @babystone42
    @babystone42 Před 21 dnem +3

    I've watched this one multiple times and every time the first cat one comes on I always turn to my boy (13 years with him, had him since he was a kitten, total mommy's boy) and say "we wouldn't let that happen, huh? we'd eat his liver, wouldn't we?" and he always purrs, meows, and licks my face

  • @jare3959
    @jare3959 Před 2 měsíci +38

    She said "WE have art". I completely missed that.

  • @merzamayhew24
    @merzamayhew24 Před 6 měsíci +506

    We need a pet themed episode! All pet stories on this series so far have been pretty legendary.

  • @sophiak216
    @sophiak216 Před 6 měsíci +491

    obsessed with Angela and Shanes ability to make eachother laugh so hard, the poop jokes with the suits killed me

  • @EleniOperaNoir
    @EleniOperaNoir Před 5 měsíci +14

    Thank you Shayne for being an intelligent, sensitive and kind man. We need more of you in this earth ❤

  • @Rex_the_Raccon
    @Rex_the_Raccon Před 2 měsíci +9

    13:24 Courtney saying “I-we have art…” is so cute yet confusing, like this was filmed and came out before 04.01.24.

  • @ThatSocialMoth
    @ThatSocialMoth Před 6 měsíci +212

    The Dorian Gray joke out of nowhere is so funny and Angela and Courtney's complete blank expressions were so good

  • @saronzewdie7194
    @saronzewdie7194 Před 6 měsíci +243

    9:27 the only thing I could say is wrong about the girl with the baby voice boyfriend, is he is right about one thing. She does not communicate. He asked her what she doesn’t like about him and she couldn’t say. She could’ve said “I don’t like when you do this.” It’s not that hard to be nice and say what bothers you. This is coming from someone who deathly avoids confrontation so I often don’t say how I feel but I’m constantly working on it and op should too.

    • @JudgeyJudgeyable
      @JudgeyJudgeyable Před 6 měsíci +32

      Yeah she definitely could not satisfy his need for love and affection. I don't think it's either of their faults. I'm glad they had a clean break up

    • @HelloThere.....
      @HelloThere..... Před 6 měsíci +2

      This is the story of Jonah and the Whale

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 Před 5 měsíci +15

      the fact that he asked her what she didn’t like about him makes me think that maybe he did see the reddit post, and was testing if she would tell him the issue to his face. he might’ve been too embarrassed/felt it would embarrass her to come clean about seeing the post, especially when she didn’t bring it up when he asked.

    • @christianmoore3631
      @christianmoore3631 Před 5 měsíci +10

      ABSOLUTELY THIS. She acts shocked when he says she doesn't communicate but she said that they've been together for years and only now is she saying she's over it. She's either been entertaining the behavior or hasn't been doing anything to express her dislike of it. Almost positive he saw the post and didn't want to tell her that's why he's dumping her because otherwise there were no indicators he was going to. (though I'm sure that she's pissed that she didn't do it herself)

  • @frysfries
    @frysfries Před měsícem +9

    “We have art”👀👀👀👀

    • @Zenetic.
      @Zenetic. Před měsícem

      I caught that too, and I’ve watched this video before but I only just noticed she said we and we completely glossed over it

  • @sideways5153
    @sideways5153 Před 22 dny +1

    I love how Angela smiles and laughs as big as is physically possible. It really shows how much fun she’s having!

  • @amymurata
    @amymurata Před 6 měsíci +213

    34:50 Shayne nailed it on the head! "Humor" that deameans a physical trait automatically makes the audience analyze themselves physically. That's why when I hear someone negatively joke about their own body or someone else's, I can fall into a spiral thinking about how I compare and it never goes well

    • @owenaspinall2046
      @owenaspinall2046 Před 6 měsíci +12

      I know its not the same, but it's funny to have Shayne say that when a significant number of the roasts at his funeral were about him being short.

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@owenaspinall2046 tbf his funeral was kind of a prototype. they've thrown around the idea of doing another one for him so maybe we'll see more creative roasts in future 😂

  • @Lordy08
    @Lordy08 Před 6 měsíci +265

    Shane's skill as a host of this show is almost as underappreciated as his Dorian Gray reference.
    We see you and your literature joke, King!

  • @iminder
    @iminder Před 2 měsíci +28

    Soooo Courtney had an engagement ring at 0:43 but not at 1:56 🎉 are they REALLY MARRIED

    • @Sushigabby
      @Sushigabby Před 2 měsíci +1

      ..interesting

    • @alexyrodriguezLA
      @alexyrodriguezLA Před 2 měsíci +7

      Yea, 😅I'm pretty sure she forgot to take it off. Before your second time stamp she started spinning it and kept holding her left hand taking it off. But you can still see the indent afterwards

    • @Jamie_Jewel
      @Jamie_Jewel Před 2 měsíci +1

      But then it’s there again later on. Nice try.

  • @deannarider4922
    @deannarider4922 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Ahh i see the ring now. 🤦‍♀️

  • @derekmitchell9469
    @derekmitchell9469 Před 6 měsíci +202

    Huge props to Shayne for not referring to the cruise comedian's bad joke as "low hanging fruit"

  • @ClairedyCat325
    @ClairedyCat325 Před 6 měsíci +595

    i really appreciate Shayne bringing up the point that making fun of a "bad person's" body can impact the people around you who have similar traits! as a fat person, i've experienced this A LOT, from movies and TV, 'comedians', friends, family, and social media. it really severely impacted my mental health and self image in my teens and early 20s. glad it's becoming less and less common, and any awareness that can be brought to the issue of making fun of ANY part of ANYONE'S body is always appreciated :) thanks Shayne!

    • @introusas
      @introusas Před 4 měsíci +28

      I’ve experienced this in a way too. Back when Caitlin Jenner came out everyone on TV was making trans jokes, & so we’re my family members that I was living with. It was constant, that was their only joke for like 3 months. & I’d say it was rude and offensive because I’m trans and I’m standing right here listening to you, and they would be like “No no no, we’re laughing at HIM, not YOU.” The point just flew directly over their heads.

    • @thecraziestcrayon
      @thecraziestcrayon Před 4 měsíci +15

      I totally agree with this. When mitch McConnel started having his little episodes when he'd freeze up on camera and people were making jokes about it, I started getting uncomfortable. I have epilepsy and have been told that that was what I looked like when I had absence seizures. It made me wonder if people thought I looked funny, or would make the same jokes if they saw me doing the same thing.

    • @SneakyPirate54
      @SneakyPirate54 Před 4 měsíci +7

      I'm right there with you guys. My saving grace was to quit internalizing it. Our body image is NOT who we are!

    • @sum_re
      @sum_re Před měsícem

      @@thecraziestcrayon pretty sure people wee making fun of him because he's an allround awful guy, not because he purely has seizures

  • @Becca9488
    @Becca9488 Před 2 měsíci +27

    Should we expect to see a Renaissance-style painted wedding picture of Courtney and Shayne now?

  • @deniseheredia2868
    @deniseheredia2868 Před 2 měsíci +30

    Watching this back now, during the second story courtney says "WE have art" hehehe slip of the tongue 💕