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0:00-0:46 Intro
0:47-10:09 My bf constantly baby talks / my_24f_bf_28m_constant...
10:10-17:53 My wife and I fighting about a painting / my_wife_28f_and_i_30m_...
17:54-29:02 I fed my dog table scraps / aita_for_feeding_my_do...
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Calling half a roast “table scraps” is mind boggling. Honey that’s called tomorrows dinner
That's enough for two, maybe three, dinners even. That's a lot of meat!
I bet she was raised rich whilst he probably had some sort of food insecurity and/or raised in a family that used up all of the leftovers. Because I seriously can't find a valid reason for Half a roast equalling to 'table scraps'.
Also, didnt she say raw onion?! That is a toxin for dogs. Woman is crazy.
That story made me way too upset. How freaking entitled or oblivious can a person be?!
It would be mind boggling if that's what they did, but it isn't. Half was left, and they took a quarter, so that's an eighth of the roast, and they ate half just the two of them, so that really isn't much. She should have asked first but he's a weirdo.
Shayne being the jock of Smosh and yet being continuously mocked by Angela for being a nerd is hilarious
Even more hilarious since she’s a theatre kid too
@@Aesos3429 hahaha
the oscar wilde joke... marry me, shayne. were soulmates. i know everyone says that but i have many leatherbound books.
I was all in on the Dorian Grey joke.
I mean, people can be many things lol
Why do yall always have to label everything? Like you think people can only be one thing. There is no gray area, everything is always black and white with you people.
13:24 Courtney saying, "WE have art". Implying the way Shayne and her decorate their place😭🥹 WHY DIDNT I CATCH THIS BEFORE!!!
Congrats to the newlyweds!!!!🎉❤
i was literally scrolling through the comments to see if anyone came back to this video and caught that! :)
Wait are they actually together or is this just a funny thing you caught...
@@sup-hf5er yesssss, they got married on the 29th of March 🥳
bro i screamed!!!!
@@alexyrodriguezLA I DIDNT KNOW THAT BUT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!! they are my favorites
39:24 OP: My girlfriend has a crazy cat obsession!!! *proceeds to describe completely common cat owner behaviour*
People will label like anyone that owns a cat as a crazy cat person lol I don’t understand why only cat people get labeled crazy cause pet owners in general will do some cringe shit with their pets it’s not cat exclusive
@@FortuitousOwl If she had a dog, I bet she could do all of those same things without him questioning her sanity.
@@ettinakitten5047literally my first thought. No one bats an eye if a dog sleeps in your bed, eats at the same time as you, goes for walks, etc. But because it's with a cat now it's weird?
@@FortuitousOwl It’s the same with many many other things too. Racial, cultural, etc. and I bet everyone commenting is guilty of doing the same exact thing, just a different topic. Just giving a different perspective. This happens with all topics, not just people with cats. Like a stereotype..
@@zaraheart …ok?
The guy who baby talks needs to get a dog. I channel all my baby talk into my dog, to the immense relief of my family. He totally digs it
I talk to my little yorkie boy like he's a full dude ngl
Oh, oh no... This comment made me realize that I also baby talk with my pets 😂
Omg, you've talked to adults in baby talk before that they're relieved you channel it onto your dog? Like, I can do weird things too but I do not understand what makes an adult talk baby talk to other adults.
@@Vitasaurus "Yooo whassup dog" - long and elaborate handshake ensues
@@angelanolan1585 No not adults but my baby brother, who is now more of a teenager than a baby. Can't fathom baby talking an adult either
Shayne is hilarious. Courtney is Creative. Angela is...Italian.
Its not even a solely Italian thing. Angela just is. There is no term for her lol
@@tycol322 it's a reference from the funeral
@@liriodendronlasianthus what reference?
@@beatrizreis156he literally said that as a joke what do you mean
@@Krisspy333not everyone saw the funeral
"We have art"
GOD DAMN IT THEY BASICALLY PUBLICLY SAID THEY LIVE TOGETHER
RIGHT?? im feeling so silly for not noticing lmao
I was listening to the podcast version and i had to come and look at the end where Courtney said “we should go on a cruise and bring our cats” but she kind of stumbled over the word “our”. I was like oooohh😂 1:09:10
“We should go on a cruise and bring OUR cats” lmao
Courtney saying that she says "Potty" for going pee and "Using the restroom" for poop has my dying of laughter. MY SIDES
the TONE shift cracked me up XD
It's so real though, I didn't realize I did that until my mom pointed it out to me a few years ago 😭 I did it completely subconsciously
Shayne, I appreciate the “Picture of Dorian Gray” joke 🫶
Same! It was great timing and all, but anyone not getting it was painful :(
Same! I thought it was a great joke and I understood it even before he had to explain it lol. His having to explain it was kind of rough. Dorian Grey is a well-known story I was surprised at Courtney and Angela's response
Same! I felt bad for him that he basically got made fun of for it. Whatever your interests are, they're valid!
In the words of Tommy, Shayne’s “a big, big guy who reads, and Tommy’s a big, stupid idiot who hasn’t picked up a book in a literal decade. He actually wrote that”
Oh I came to the comments to make sure it wasn't just me lol my people! 😂
When OP said cat obsession, I thought he meant his girlfriend had 20 cats and an excessive amount of cat decor. She doesn't though. She has one cat. They've been together for 10 years. He described a perfect normal pet relationship. The cat is a part of the family.
I work with cats through my job and have met cat obsessive people who are genuinely obsessed with their cats. His girlfriend is definitely not one of those people. Putting my pet with the luggage would also be a big no for me, regardless if they're elderly or not. Pets have died in there.
I havent had my cat a year yet, haven't travelled with him either and the idea of cat with luggage is absolutely crazy. Living thing, fragile thing. it's like putting a toddler with the luggage. Yes cats are more capable and independent than a toddler but it's a tiny living thing wtf how could u put it with LUGGAGE
Also him not understanding that a 10 year old cat *is* a geriatric cat and that stress can kill them at that age is a HUGE red flag. My cat is 15 and if anything happened to him I’d be crushed. We got him when I was 8 and he’s part of the family.
Fr bro is jealous of a cat..that's sad 😭
Also if a cat is hiding and that's not their normal PLEASE call your vet!! Cats behavior absolutely changes when something is wrong
@@alisharahman2709 i recently moved with my cat from the bay area to DC and back for a summer internship and let me tell you: flying with pets is EXPENSIVE. My ticket was like $150-175 one-way. To get my cat one-way was >$300 after getting them screened by a vet, their ticket, the cost to bring them as carry-on baggage (despite the pet already having their own ticket...) and all the specific equipment the airlines require to bring them with you into the cabin (such as a specific type of carrier and clip-on food/water bowl for the carrier).
My cat did surprisingly well with me in the cabin. However, I originally was planning to put him in cargo because 1) domestic flights are MUCH safer for pets than international flights, 2) i did my research and made sure my airline was safe, 3) my travel time was relatively short and 4) he is very loud and i was concerned about how that would impact the other passengers also 5) cargo is significantly less expensive than cabin. Ultimately I think pet owners that have invested that much time, effort, and money to figure out all of these obscure details clearly care about their pets and should be given some grace because we don't know their full situation such as how their pet behaves when travelling, or the options they actually have.
3:55 asking your soon to be wife "could you date someone who baby talks?" is fucking funny 😂
I'm just a dude who is currently trippin on shrooms. Wanted to say the conversation and vibes are great. Background is also great, appreciate all the colours.
Absolutely living for this comment
This is a golden comment. I have been sober for over a year now but I always suspected watching smosh content while on cid or shrooms would be so chill and fun.
Your happiness has nourished me
Love this comment
@@Lucifersfursona I live to nourish
The employee who called the manipulative tipper out right in front of the woman he was with is an absolute hero.
At first she said $100 bill then said it was a credit card tip.
@@twaceyloothe total was $280...something. I'm not sure before or after the tip.
@@shannaclankie184 Either way, dropping it down to $20 is a dick move. Give this waitress a standing ovation!
LEGEND
A luminary champion.
Shayne bringing up the fact that many people inadvertently connect physically unattractive traits to conventionally awful people, was so unexpected and heartwarming. We need to deconstruct this way of thinking and just learn to say when people are ugly in the hearts than anywhere else that doesn’t matter
Yes! I feel that in many ways. Though, I have no problem making fun of Trump's tuft of hair or his tanning bed accident of a skin complexion.
Yeah, and that kind of sentiment is so common too! Like I see the "this is how you age when you're unproblematic" statement about young-looking celebrities all the time, and I understand that it's supposed to be lighthearted, but I just don't think that connecting wrinkles and other signs of physical aging to being a bad person is a good idea. People "age well" because of genetics and because they're rich enough to afford cosmetic procedures and expensive skincare, not because they're "unproblematic".
@@Gya..That's pretty valid since those kinds of criticisms are 1. things they can control 2. their choice (read: fault)
If your hair is thinning and you try to bleach it platinum, the result is on you and fair game. If you abuse tanning spray salons to the point that you're an oompa loompa that's fair game.
The fact that this is his consistent appearance means it wasn't a tragic accident or something gone wrong that he fixed two months later. He *_prefers_* to look like some unfortunate child at their local halloween hayride put a red tie on a pumpkin-faced scarecrow, causing it to come to life Frosty the Snowman style.
Knocking someone's conscious decision >>>>> insulting a physical feature they can't change.
It's often also ableist, like often deformities or whatever are included as part of this.
@@baydiac oompa-loompa 😆
1:09:10 “We should go on a cruise and bring our cats.” !!!!! We really were all blind (and deaf)
How did we miss this
Shayne not realizing he said “Going overboard with the joke” about a story that happened on a cruise 😂😂
I bet you ANYTHING that the “table scraps” couple come from two different socioeconomic backgrounds. If he’s ever experienced food insecurity, that would explain how upset he got over the situation. And if she grew up in a family who could afford to just throw out leftovers (that hurts me to think about haha) it would partially explain why she thought that was okay and not a big deal.
I thought of this too
It reminds me of how there are stories about people who come over for a huge dinner and take all the leftovers home without asking and sometimes when people haven't even finished eating. At the end of the day leftovers belong to the person who made the food, unless they offer them up.
I could definitely see that. But like they were saying, it'd be one thing if it was off her plate. A quarter of a roast is not "table scraps". And she just went into the fridge to get veggies for her dog too? Without asking? Imo, that's pretty inconsiderate.
@@TheDonkeyJote Crazy to me because if I was dating someone and we made our roast together, even a venison roast I hunted, and they gave it to their dog i'd find it SO endearing and wholesome and amazing as long as we enjoyed our meal. I felt like it was a fever dream that everyone seemed to agree she was the asshole, but it was her portion.... so if she would have just eaten it all herself she was totally fine, like if she had decided to eat that much roast suddenly she's not an asshole? Idk man.
when I ate a meal at one of my parents' friends' house and they threw away the leftovers afterwards, I was so shocked. my family is upper middle class and we live comfortably and we only ever throw out leftovers if they're moldy. it still blows my mind trying to imagine throwing out leftovers for no reason.
You can tell Courtney has had full length convos with cats before with how good the angry cat sound was that they did.
Finally!!!! I was waiting for someone to comment on this!!!! They were so good at the impression I almost thought they added some kind of cat noises to the convo, lol.
right that was crazy 😭😭
They are a proud parent of two cats so I’m sure they have plenty of experience hearing and interacting with a angry meowing cat 😂
THAT WAS COURTNEY?!?!? I thought it was an actual cat audio they added 😹
I was waiting for that spot in the video and was shocked at how realistic the sound was.
13:22 “we have art” bro this makes so much more sense
Was just thinking this on the rewatch. Also Courtney's "I have friends that do this" and shayne being a bit too familiar with rhe topic lmao
courtney: we have art--
oh...... you....... plural,,,,,, huh
I also noticed this and came to the comments to see if anyone else did! 👀😂
@@Becky_Marion it's so funny, how did we not notice all the signs 😭
Feeding your dog a quarter of a roast that someone else bought, prepared and cooked for human consumption without even asking is a shitty thing to do. That's not scraps, that's an entire portion of meat.
The roast is bad enough, but going into the fridge for unused vegetables as well is what does it for me.
I'm stressed about her using a (possibly new) plate that icks me out
also not to mention roast takes hours to make!
her going "uneaten food is scraps" just smells rich girl tbh. A good cut of meat for a roast isn’t some chicken hearts.
@@ohhi7168 The plate did it for me...!!! I would never feed my dog from someone's plate unless they said it was ok for me to do it. My dog and cats have their own bowls. That's not ok! She could've brought the dog's meal and bowl with her, she knew they'd be away from home for some time!!! Using the plate, taking the roast and the vegetables from the fridge without asking is incredibly rude. She could've asked, and she could've planned better.
If she's making size jokes about her boyfriend in front of him and a bunch of strangers, I can't imagine the kind of jokes she's making about him behind his back to her friends.
There's a part of me that thought maybe in front of strangers you won't see again was the best place, but they had friends on the cruise she ended up staying with, so it was really the worst of both worlds.
I didn't even think about that, but yeah. If she'll say this in front of all these people who they're stuck with for the remainder of the cruise. Then what is she saying to her friends/family in private? Just so damn gross.
I had an ex with a very small... man part. I never once mentioned it at all until this post and we broke up over 10 years ago.
Oh yeah she's workshoping that one
@@WookieWomanwas that why you broke up? Or part of it?
Courtney's cat growls are way too accurate. That's exacly how one of my babies cry in aggression
13:20
"We have art" 🧐
For the third story with the dog and table scraps, the fact that in THE SIMS when you are a guest at someone else's house, they get upset when you go through their refrigerator and tell you how wrong it is 🤣
Why didn't she bring food for her own dog?
Haha yes! Or use their shower or try to sleep in their bed.
Thing is, those Sims neighbors will hop on your computer or go through your things 😂
@@samalvarez8776The sims has interesting dynamics to say the least
The younger sister/older brother dynamic between shayne and angela is hilarious. The oscar wilde joke and her making fun of him killed me.
Same. I love them together. These 3 together for Reddit stories was a great combo lol
that's so true! And I loved the Oscar Wilde joke 😂
Something I noticed watching this is just how intently Courtney listens to people. You can tell that they are just so genuinely invested in everything being said and listening to all sides. Another reason added to the list of why I adore them!
"we have paintings..." hits different after April 1st 2024
Can't get over Shayne clapping back at Angela, with denying her a spot at the next Sniper Chess. Only for her to reply with genuine fear and anger "Hey! Don't joke like that!"
Tbf, her initial reaction was basically a "Lmao who asked" kind of deal that adds nothing and only serves to diminish his joke. The clapback was more than deserved.
Time stamp?
@@CynxosIt was actually really funny since it made the reference into an actual joke lol, also shayne was laughing as well
Also she was, in fact, in Sniper Chess Part 2, and seemingly knows how to play chess even less than before
@Cynxos you obviously don't understand their dynamic on screen if you truly believe she was trying to "diminish his joke"
He was JEALOUS of a cat, and rather than admit to that, he tried to frame it as a problem SHE had. And she literally said the cat was her lifeline during darker days, which he dismissed. She gave a boundary he couldn't respect and gave her an ultimatum. Glad she stuck to her boundary.
I worked as a Butler for a mega-wealthy couple. She had just written a book about empowering women to use their 'feminine force'. She had a highly over-bred small dog who didn't thrive because of her regular long term travel. So we, the two Butlers, had to keep the dog happy and healthy. The senior Butler warned me to not get too close to the dog because if the dog had any preference for either of us, we'd be fired. This famous woman was promoting women's strength and power while being jealous of her dog's affections!
Some people genuinely develop unhealthy bonds with their pets though. But I'm pretty sure that has something to do with personality traits/disorders and anxiety, rather than it being exclusively related to pets.
@@leefi1bro the fucking upper classes are literally not in reality.
Someone i knew in HS said they went trick or treating in this one rich rich neighborhood with a friend of his, only to find his friends dad had a loaded 12 gauge shotgun next to his door in case trick or treaters made him uncomfortable.
@@i.shuuya3231 that's probably true: people develop unhealthy attachments all the time. That absolutely does not apply here, though, does it.
@@i.shuuya3231 So curious to know what a "unhealty bond with their pets" is to you, tho. because if the problem is that you want to be treated like the pet because you feel like i might love it more than you, you're gone from my life faster thhan the 10 seconds it took you to read this-
Courtney’s angry cat sound was unexpectedly perfect. Didn’t know they could that and I’m impressed lol
13:24 oh “we have art” we MISSED ALL THESE LITTLE SLIPS
JUST XAME TO COMMENT THIS
Smosh needs to do a Reddit episode about DnD horror stories. I feel like that would be a fun one considering their recent series.
Omg yea!!!!!
I commented during a live episode and chanse read it out loud saying it was a good idea if ever possible. I had mentioned a dnd themed reddit episode with brennan lee mulligan as a guest
@@FabianOrtega528 PLEASE I would love that.
That's a great idea. Have Damien and Amanda on.
i need brennan lee mulligan and damien on as guests, i think i would actually die
As a classics lover … Shayne I appreciated your picture of dorian gray joke. But Angela’s roast was hilarious 😭
I know! I felt so proud getting the reference 😁
Just happen to be listening to this while I clean out my car and hearing Courtney drop "WE have art" rather than "I have art" is a fun little Easter egg 😅❤
Whoa! Courtney’s “warning meow” impression is spot-on!
Okay but WOAH at around 48:30 Courtney's impression of an incredibly upset cat is insanely good. Someone get her on Make Some Noise. Honestly, I just wanna see everyone on the smosh cast on different dropout shows.
It was scary good 😂
It was very good.
I came to say the same thing. 10/10 cat impression, had to rewind and listen multiple times.
I was only listening and seriously thought they used a sound bite lol
Was looking for this comment. Thought it was a sound effect lmaooo
I loved Shayne’s Dorian Grey joke but what made me laugh the hardest was that I knew immediately it was gonna bomb. Plus the threat not to include Angela in the next snipper chess was perfect.
The cat lady is just a great pet owner. That's such a green flag! She sounds so nice.
Courtney's seemingly off-hand comment at 13:23 was our first clue. Long live Shourtney!
She even corrected herself instead of saying “I” she said we
7yrs in a relationship, me and my boyfriend still ask each other before taking anything off of each other's plates. Not about being greedy with the food but about the respect to ask before taking.
18 years married. I still ask my husband about finishing the bottle of juice or any big dish from the fridge.
The only people I don’t ask is my parents but if I’m taking more than a fry or two I ask them too
2months in a relationship. I ask or sometimes I will slowly reach my hand for the food in a playful way and if he stops me I won’t take his food.
Same 3yrs in and we still ask, and we’re long distance so when we’re at each other’s places we ask if we can have things from the other’s pantry/fridge
5 years here and we both still ask the other if they want the last of anything in the fridge and never take off each others plate unless the other offers. We both feel it's rude, so definitely relate
What really pissed me off about the cat story was the boyfriend diminishing the cat being her lifeline during depression. What some people fail to realize is that, a lot of times, when a depressed person says that about their pet, they don't just mean that they served as emotional support, they quite literally can mean that the pet is the only reason they haven't unalive themselves. That is actually very common, especially when you live alone. I certainly have gone through that period where the only thought that stoped me from ending things was knowing my cat would have no one to look after him. There would be no one to feed or take care of him. I know for a fact that the one thing that actually kept me alive was the ideia that my cat could die too without me around. I don't know if that was her case too, but I can't help but feel that this guy does not take mental health really seriously, it sounds like he just views therapy as a way to fix annoyances.
Hell, my cat interrupted me getting ready to do it. Twice. If you're at my house and you don't like my cat, ignore him. If you're mean to him in the slightest, you're leaving immediately and we're never speaking again.
@@Weird3nSky Your cats a literal life saver. While I haven't gone quite that far before, I know I never could bc of my fur babies. Hope you're in a better headspace ♥ And 100% Agree. Disrespect against that furry little legend (or any) should not be tolerated!
Yes! This was what got me. My cat is a huge emotional support for me. At times he does come first above my boyfriend because it's essentially putting myself first. If you aren't okay with a person's relation with an animal that is that important to their well being, you are not with the right person. If my boyfriend did this, I would tell him to enjoy his move while I choose my cat.
Yeah I feel like people really diminish this importance of pets. They often seem to feel like that's not a good enough reason not to end things, but they also say ending things is really selfish. And I get that, but when you're really spiralling you might not be capable of going through the thought process of what effect this is going to have on the people around you and how severe their grief will be, and it might not even seem bad enough in comparison to what you're going through. However, the thought process of 'If I stop existing right now, my pet WILL die' is a very direct consequence without any other hypothetical results, and you see your pet all the time and have to think about caring for them all the time and constantly have to consider them in decisions you make, so they have a very prominent place in your memory, and it's very unlikely for someone not to think about them when making thìs decision.
My dog just died 2 months ago, and one of the first things my mom said after that, was that her dog could live with me for now (which we ended up doing). We never talked about this whole concept, but I'm pretty sure it's a big part of the reason. And in theory I could still bring her dog back to her and then end things, but then at least I can't do anything impulsively, which I think decreases the chances by like 95% or something. Of course it has other benefits too, like forcing me to go out and consoling me when I'm too sad, but the other one is literally life saving.
If someone I was dating said/did anything like this about my two furbabies, they'd be kicked to the curb. My babies have helped me through so much. I would never second guess my decision to choose my babies over a human any day.
1:07:34
That cut when Court started talking about their cats “sometimes I wish they” implying they mentioned their cats beforehand. Maybe it was cut like that because Court or Shayne mentioned something about them living together? There’s usually not many cuts in these videos and with our newfound knowledge this is probably what happened
its so fun finding these easter eggs
At 13:24 Courtney says 'WE have art'- Little slip up about their relationship before the wedding photos!!!!
Shayne’s impression of how a baby starts to cry is on point.
So, I went and checked out the guy who was mad at his girlfriend because she basically loves her cat - He had made another post later that year where he was trying to win his ex-girlfriend back and was being borderline stalkery. He was trying to figure out how to get her friends out of the picture. So. Yeah. She dodge a HUGE fucking bullet.
The fact that he posts about the breakup sarcastically without really acknowledging what he did wasn’t cool set me off. This dude really wanted to isolate her from everyone.
@@Sofiaode18 I feel like that shows if he was trying to get rid of her cat, get her to move to a place where she has no support system or friends, it shows he REALLY is controlling and wanting her to ONLY rely on him. Glad she dumped him and dodged that bullet because she would have been miserable.
what stalkery stuff did he do?
13:23 courtney says WE have art NOW WE KNOW
I was literally coming to write the exact same comment. Like how did we not pick up on these things. 😂😂
artist here- i drew my dad once and made sure to give him a little more hair than he had haha, he loved it and told me his hair looks amazing.
Reddit Stories with Shayne is like bedtime stories but instead of fairy tales with princesses we have messed up people and their crazy ass lives that are 100% more entertaining
Little kid : Uncle Shayne can you tell me a bedtime story
Shayne pulling up Reddit :sure Johnny
Real it helps me sleep for no reason 😭
I watch these videos while falling asleep over the course of a few nights its my favourite thing to fall asleep to. This and flashback are great and calming 😅
I stand by the 5 minute rule. Do not make fun of someone's appearance/body if they cannot change/fix it in 5 minutes or less.
Yes, absolutely!!
This is a GREAT rule! I’m going to start using this.
That's a really good way to do it. Adjusts well for individual circumstances.
The couple who does pranks… lol their cat did the best one.😂😂
I was cry-laughing! Cat stashes can be truly puzzling sometimes. 😂 One of mine likes to take hair ties and basically hockey slap them under the oven.
The BIGGEST long play bit and we didnt even notice
About the "table scraps" story, I've experienced a lot of food scarcity in my life and that behavior would literally give me an anxiety attack. I had to work with a therapist to gain the ability just to throw out food that's about to expire rather than force myself to eat it and over eat. When I cook for a guest, I ALWAYS plan for 2-3 servings + leftovers and include those leftovers in my weekly meal prep. If I had someone over and then they fed my dinner for tomorrow night to their dog without asking I would ask them to leave immediately. Totally justified.
throwing out food ABOUT to expire...? That seems unnecessary lol
@@UnBesoDeCristal I literally mean the day before the expiration date.
@@UnBesoDeCristalwhy would you say this to someone who said they worked to accomplish something with an actual doctor? do you think you know more about them than their doctor?
@UnBesoDeCristal Did you not read the comment? Why tf would you say this 😐
I personally also experienced food scarcity (lived off of school lunch tbh ) and I now meal prep with lunch being whatever was leftovers from dinner. But I personally do think he may have over- reacted. raw diet is better for dogs and can even be cheaper but Im also curious about the amount she took because that would matter to me
Update though : I definitley wouldnt consider it table scraps. Thats weird.
Courtneys cat noise was unnervingly accurate, I felt like i was gonna get cat slapped
I re watched that immediately after like.. who did that!? Too real.
I read your comment before it happened and it still was shocking how insanely accurate that cat sound was
She has a cat, and she kills doing impressions
So not even animals are off limits now
for real I could not believe my ears
I wasn’t paying attention and when I heard that I was horrified
13:22 "We have art" hits different after April Fool's
Just about to comment that 💀
13:24 Court slipped up, n none of us caught it 😭
With the dog story, I can't help but think there was like zero planning involved. Like, you took your dog with you on a big hike and then to someone else's house for dinner and didn't bring/plan a meal for them? What were you expecting? What if he had cooked two steaks and there were no leftovers, what if he had made French onion soup and the dog couldn't have any?
She said she would leave early to feed him if that was the case
@@EmyNstill, if I cooked a roast, I would not give a quarter of a half to my dog
French onion soup wouldn’t be great after a hike
@@mosquitopyjamas9048 They had dinner after the hike, not before it
I'm just remaining wary that the roast would have actually been safe for the dog. Like, it's unsalted? No garlic or onion? No spices or herbs of any sort that she can't have? I raw feed my dog and you just generally cannot feed them by hacking a quarter off of your human dinner.
When you’re so deep into Smosh that you KNEW Shayne was going to say Mary-Kate Ashley poster was his worst gift ever
Same. I was waiting for Courtney to mention the ex boyfriend who got HIS hair cut as a gift to her
lol I heard mary kate and ashley toaster and was like, well you can still use that.
1:07:51 i love the fact thatvthey glossed over the pendant which had been missing for YEARS
Ok not to buy into the whole easter egg thing but at 13:30 courtney literally say ”we have art…” to Shayne. Can never look at videos with the two of tjem the same and i love that lol
I love the reading the responses to the funeral because out of context it makes us look insane.
As someone who didn't get to see it, yep! In the best way
@@swampcr3ature15same! Wish I could, but it makes me happy that it was a success!
as they should
Simply here to say alonsy my friend
48:29 courtney's cat howl scared the hell out of me, its so accurate wtf?? every episode im more impressed with her impressions lol
I saw your comment, but still wasn’t prepared for how epic the cat howl was.
Watching this back now, during the second story courtney says "WE have art" hehehe slip of the tongue 💕
COURT TOOK HER ENGAGEMENT RING OFF AT THE BEGINNING OMG
No she didn’t
@@Jamie_Jewel Beginning of video they have it on, by 1:58 it’s off
Shayne is the only one who should read reddits. The delivery is always amazing.
But the input, jokes, thoughts from Angela and Courtney are also critical.
The Dorian Gray joke out of nowhere is so funny and Angela and Courtney's complete blank expressions were so good
Anyone else watching this after the wedding announcement and seeing Courtney’s ring
We're going to get some amazing "Smosh moments that hit different now" compilations soon
They also corrected from 'I have art' to 'WE have art' on the second story
1:06:45 WE ALREADY KNOW THAT PETS ARE INCLUDED IN THE PACK WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE
THEY'RE AN EXTENSION OF THEIR OWNERS
OBVIOUSLY THE CAT IS ALSO A PRANKSTER DOING ALL THESE THINGS
why is courtney's angry cat noise so spot on oh my god
Because she has two lol
obsessed with Angela and Shanes ability to make eachother laugh so hard, the poop jokes with the suits killed me
No I have to rewatch all of these with court and Shayne
19:00 yeah no wth is wrong with her? you're giving a dog left over roast? as someone who comes from not a lot, that will feed you for days later. if you decide to bring YOUR dog with you, bring a bag of dog food. how do u know he didn't intend on taking left overs to work or giving some to friends or family? whenever someone cooks a roast its not normally small and we end up sharing it/ saving it for multiple other people.
she's selfish for not even asking?
I do love how that dog story went from "I mean, it's generally reasonable what you did, I think it would have been better had you talked to J first, but like, nothing massive thought" to "No, he was right to have broken up with you. Be a better person."
It actually started with shayne saying “that reaction is wild” in reference to the bf grabbing the plate from the dog and telling her to leave. He was actually gonna side with her originally. Insane lmao
Honestly I thought it was an esh situation but leaning more towards the bf being the ah for his kind of overboard reaction. But once Shayne started reading the comments I was shifting more towards her being the bigger ah since she sounded pretty condescending (calling half of a roast “table scraps” or assuming her boyfriend would know that her asking how the roast was prepared meant she was going to give some of the roast to Shelby)
At first it sounds like the boyfriend is the asshole, but as I thought about it, she was really the asshole.
I think Shayne just needed a few moments to process the story. It happens, to be honest. @@thexyouman
How was he ever the ah? He respects her boundaries, meanwhile putting up with her crossing his, communicates with her about his boundaries, planned a big fancy & expensive date for them, makes sure Shelby can be included, cooks her dinner, etc.
All he did was take away the dog's food, which actually wasn't the dog's it was 100% his, then told her to leave when she started blaming him that he should have planned for this, when it's not his responsibility to make your dog's meal, especially when he's not educated on a raw food diet, she should have planned ahead & brought Shelby's dinner. The entitlement to raid his kitchen & take his things and then when he takes his stuff back &tries to one again state his boundaries around food, she starts framing it as if he stole it from her when it's the exact opposite.
Literally what did this man do wrong?
34:50 Shayne nailed it on the head! "Humor" that deameans a physical trait automatically makes the audience analyze themselves physically. That's why when I hear someone negatively joke about their own body or someone else's, I can fall into a spiral thinking about how I compare and it never goes well
I know its not the same, but it's funny to have Shayne say that when a significant number of the roasts at his funeral were about him being short.
@@owenaspinall2046 tbf his funeral was kind of a prototype. they've thrown around the idea of doing another one for him so maybe we'll see more creative roasts in future 😂
Thank you Shayne for being an intelligent, sensitive and kind man. We need more of you in this earth ❤
sooo slay that they were engaged and we had no idea😭🫶🏻
That final story was a delight, now this guy is probably wondering how many of his wife's pranks are actually just the cat.
Yes, it was my favorite!
that’s so fucking funny LOL
That cat was amazing.
They covet and hide things from their owners that they love.
Clearly the cat didn't fall far from the couple in so far as long-term pranking goes!
Okay but Shayne’s top matching the yellow on the wall, his lips matching the pink on the wall, his chair matching the cream colour, AND his hair matching the actual wall is pure perfection
now i cant unsee it
What the fuck, how is that possible?
And with enough time and dedication, he will soon become the wall
he got SkynWalled™️
It’s like he’s part of the environment
Holy shit, Courtney's "we have art" slip around 13:30
Soooo Courtney had an engagement ring at 0:43 but not at 1:56 🎉 are they REALLY MARRIED
..interesting
Yea, 😅I'm pretty sure she forgot to take it off. Before your second time stamp she started spinning it and kept holding her left hand taking it off. But you can still see the indent afterwards
But then it’s there again later on. Nice try.
Shane's skill as a host of this show is almost as underappreciated as his Dorian Gray reference.
We see you and your literature joke, King!
We need a pet themed episode! All pet stories on this series so far have been pretty legendary.
Shourtney fans, do I see the ring here??? 😭 sooo happy for them! ❤
She said "WE have art". I completely missed that.
Courtney saying “I have to go potty” = pee and “I need to use the restroom” = crazy shit is so relatable.
The dog story: Of course, she should have asked him. She took a quarter of a roast to feed her dog without asking? A roast takes time to make, and he likely had plans with the leftovers.
It’s pretty rude to not ask when you’re in his house for the first time.
And then to reach into the fridge to get vegetables, seriously?
I remember, once, a friend of ours who came over for dinner every Tuesday, just opened our fridge without asking, and I thought that was incredibly rude. This was a guy we’d known for years, and I still don’t think it’s OK then to just say hello, walk into the kitchen, and open the fridge.
At a certain point she is just robbing him.
Opening someone’s fridge is wild to me. I feel weird going in my parents fridge and they’re my parents like???
Imagine cooking for you gf for hours while she sits there. And then afterwards, she feeds YOUR hard work from love to her friggen dog like it was trash!
That is such a slap in the face!
In my entire country is rude to do that even if you're really close family with the home owner. It's so effed up, so many boundaries violated. That's why I was so blindsided when 2 of my classmates, who I didn't even got along with but lived really close by, fucking burst into my mum's home and went straight to the fridge without saying a word when we were teenagers.
One of them was a victim of domestic violence and her dad beat her up for smoking weed, her face was freshly beaten up. It was actually quite shocking. I hadn't seen a person in that state live except for when one of my cousins' car was hit by an awful person who jumped a red light. That's the only reason I let them in.
But the fact they went and literally served themselves from MY fridge was incredibly abusive. I'm so sorry that the dad of one of them is a POS but that doesn't mean they get free passes (at school those 2 were major AHs).
I only dare on opening my aunts fridges if I need to put something I brought inside of their fridge, but I always ask them permission first, in case they have different plans about how to organise their fridge during family gatherings.
This is absolutely hilarious is retrospect
One thing i will say in defense of the painting guy, as a hobbiest painter, is that when you give something as time consuming and purely decorative as a whole painting, you just have to accept that it might sit in a basement for years-- I've gifted art to people who have thanked me but then told me that while they appreciate the gesture and that they think the art is impressive, its not their taste. I think it’s unfair to expect anyone who's been given or even bought my artwork to display it. It's the thought that matters, and they know that I spent time to make them something. I see what they do with it as a separate thing- the function is decor, and it might just not serve the function in the context. Doesnt mean they don't appreciate it. That guy is still the AH for many other reasons but also it was a bit stupid of the brother to not ask them for input- like he could've offered a free painting and then worked with them to figure out what they would like and what is within his skillset. Also, being from the painting world, I'm also very particular about what I display lol. If a friend gave me a painting and I truly just hated it, I probably wouldn't display it even if I appreciate the intent. Which once again, is something that is a mutual understanding between me and my artist friends that personal taste is very subjective and can be unrelated to what we think of them as a friend and an artist.
Honesty they came across as being the snobs they implied he was
It makes me so proud that my brother displays the art I paint for him. He puts it in his office and in his den. It makes me so happy that he loves it enough to display it, even if it’s not in like, his dining room or living room. But I would totally understand if he didn’t display it too.
@@quietlyoursNo, they didn't. The dude 100% was being weird. It's his brother in law, but also his wifes brother. It meant something to his wife, and he should have considered her and her feelings. He was being selfish, arrogant and egotistical because he didn't like the art
The “cat obsessed girlfriend” story was hilarious to me. As a guy with three cats, two current foster kittens and about 4 outdoor feral cats whom I feed, I can confidently say that the girlfriend sounds like a FANTASTIC pet owner taking the correct amount of precautions for a senior cat’s health and happiness that is normal for a responsible pet owner. She WALKS him! That’s a calm, well-adjusted cat getting exercise and daily enrichment! It’s also NOT as safe for pets to fly in cargo as people tend to think. Especially going abroad, that can be a long trip, and for a senior cat that is a LOT of upheaval.
She’s a great pet owner with a healthy amount of dedication to her pet, and he’s an asshole. 😂
It’s baffling to me how he interprets normal pet ownership as an “obsession.” Like I thought she was going to be spending every waking second with the cat and making all her decor cat-themed and sleeping in a cat bed or something, and then he’s like “she takes him on walks! Wtf?!?!” Dude, she has ONE cat and she’s very caring and responsible towards him. wtf is his deal
Yeah, that’s just a normal loving pet owner. These are all super normal. How would he react to a dog owner 😂?
And flying in cargo is loud and traumatizing for any pet.
@@corgio1260 YES, all of this. And then "should I have gotten her a therapist before I left??" was the icing on the cake.
As a pet owner, you know immediately when your pets are acting funny.
9:27 the only thing I could say is wrong about the girl with the baby voice boyfriend, is he is right about one thing. She does not communicate. He asked her what she doesn’t like about him and she couldn’t say. She could’ve said “I don’t like when you do this.” It’s not that hard to be nice and say what bothers you. This is coming from someone who deathly avoids confrontation so I often don’t say how I feel but I’m constantly working on it and op should too.
Yeah she definitely could not satisfy his need for love and affection. I don't think it's either of their faults. I'm glad they had a clean break up
This is the story of Jonah and the Whale
the fact that he asked her what she didn’t like about him makes me think that maybe he did see the reddit post, and was testing if she would tell him the issue to his face. he might’ve been too embarrassed/felt it would embarrass her to come clean about seeing the post, especially when she didn’t bring it up when he asked.
ABSOLUTELY THIS. She acts shocked when he says she doesn't communicate but she said that they've been together for years and only now is she saying she's over it. She's either been entertaining the behavior or hasn't been doing anything to express her dislike of it. Almost positive he saw the post and didn't want to tell her that's why he's dumping her because otherwise there were no indicators he was going to. (though I'm sure that she's pissed that she didn't do it herself)
5:46 for me I talk in a “baby voice” when I feel safe because of my autism. It just makes me feel calm and helps regulate my emotions. But never in public because ik it makes people uncomfortable.
20:00 this lady is dating her dog. She doesn't care about her boyfriend's feelings. She spends so much extra time going into the nitty gritty of what she feeds her dog and defending that the roast was safe for the dog to eat. THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION, LADY.
I was in a really bad depressive spiral, and getting my cat is one of the few things that helped me get out of it. That whole story made my blood boil.
My cats have actually kept me alive through the darkest shit of my entire life. I have never cursed more during one of these Reddit stories.
That guy's reaction to the cat was awful. It was also a symptom of a bigger problem. He resents anything or anyone she gives attention to outside of himself. I'm so glad she dumped him. He would have isolated her from friends and family. If they had kids he would have been one of those awful dads who are jealous of their own children and resent that the kids are getting their wife's attention. Eventually he would have done something to harm that poor cat too.
100% my cat has been around my entire life, she's very old, and she's been through it all with me. The cat was there before him and the cat will be there after him, clearly it's provided better support than he has. I can't imagine loving someone enough that you'd start treating a pet like shit. It's just so upsetting, and I relate to that lady a lot.
SAME. This person was missing an empathy chip. Big red flag
@@cuculain78Not necessarily, some people just don't view pets with a lot of consideration (usually because they've never had one), that doesn't automatically mean they're going to isolate their partner from friends and family
That's a pretty drastic assumption to make
bro last night during the after party someone roasted shayne about these episodes and how they fall asleep to them and he yelled “THATS THE POINT” and it’s made me realize how often i turn the playlist on to go to bed
I love using video essays and Reddit stories as extra stimulation in the background as I game or also to lull to sleep, it’s just comfy
saaaame i always turn these on to sleep lol
24:20 she keeps avoiding questions. people ask her "did you ask him to take from the roast" and she keeps saying "i asked him about the contents of the food" that is not the same thing. in her head she is asked "did you ask a question" without specifics. she keeps trying to normalize her behavior by saying "i asked the ingredients. didn't need to ask anything else" her questions to him never even took him to consideration.
i know people with pets value their pets more than people in their life sometimes, but she was at his house. she treated it like it was her dogs house, and her dogs roast. like everything revolves around her and her dog and no one else matters. she sounds very self centered, and at this point it feels like she is doing it on purpose.
I love how Angela smiles and laughs as big as is physically possible. It really shows how much fun she’s having!
Re: story 5 about the cat
I worked as a baggage handler for Delta for years, and we all had to have training for what kinds of pets could go into the bottom of planes and what couldn’t, and we *routinely* rejected older pets and cats because it’s not safe due to there being less airflow. Same reason we reject short-nose pugs. Plus I’ve seen suitcases that weren’t loaded correctly get crushed in bins before.
She and the cat both dodged a bullet.
My dog is perfectly healthy but I would be terrified putting her in one of those
Shane flipping the iPad around and joking about "imagine seeing a kid looking at this" just flashed me back to that one time I looked down at my 8 year old nephew on his Switch to see he was watching CZcams drama videos about the Vegan Teacher
Okay, my only issue with the Shelby the Dog post was that Jay was expecting Shelby to be there because he invited OP to bring her. Since they planned a hike and a dinner, I assume that's an entire day. If so, when was Shelby going to eat? Of course, it's on OP to inform Shelby's schedule, and she shouldn't help herself with Jay's groceries. My main thought as a pet owner was just when Shelby was supposed to eat though.
Should we expect to see a Renaissance-style painted wedding picture of Courtney and Shayne now?