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0:00-1:01 Intro
1:02-8:25 My friend has ketchup scheme www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshol...
8:26-18:12 My sister put garlic bread on my resume / i_18_f_left_my_laptop_...
18:13-30:44 I let my kid ride her pony to school / aita_for_letting_my_ch...
30:45-32:53 Sponsors!
32:54-37:50 I jumped out of the train window / aita_for_jumping_out_t...
37:51-50:28 I forced my brother to buy me a new engagement ring / aita_for_forcing_my_br...
50:29-58:57 I do weird poses when my MIL walks in on me / aita_for_doing_weirdaw...
58:58-1:08:20 I was in the shower for too long / tifu_by_masturbating_t...
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I’m too involved in the ketchup story but like...who’s gonna tell Zoltar he needs to get his ketchup FDA approved if he wants restaurants to even *consider* carrying his brand?
Oh lord I was getting pink sauce war flashbacks with that lol
Thinking the same thing
Exactly. Sir do you even have a HACCP plan?
Not to mention how much ketchup a single restaurant goes through. If it's big enough to have sections it's big enough it probably has multiple gallon jugs in the back and it's not paying enough to support a small business for them.
All of that. AND who would seriously ever think that a restaurant manager (or anyone else) would fall for the live-action informercial skit Zoltar wrote for this? It's neon-sign obvious.
In Heinz sight I really never thought about how saturated the ketchup market was.
booooo
@@McBehrer no no, don't boo, let them cook
@@StevieMcKenna10 let them cook tomatoes 🤭
Hhahahahaha
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
It’s nice that they’re letting tommy out the basement more
He needs his enrichment
If they don't he might actually be light itself
I love Tommy, always entertaining! 😂❤
Ha! Tommy's great :)
Why's he in the basement?
I kinda love that the person calling the mom in the pony story an asshole only called her that because her kid threw a fit over not being able to ride the pony. My best friend in elementary school would sometimes be taken to school on her horse and literally, no one cared, we thought it was cool, but that was it. As my friend got older she started taking the horse through the Taco Bell drive-thru. This was North West Florida.
I feel the same way. It sounds like this woman was just mad that she had to discipline her child. OP is not responsible for other people's children acting like brats.
bro imagine being a minimum wage fast food worker and opening the drive thru window to a fucking horse
@@goettia6429 Especially a Taco Bell worker, imagine being stupid high, working your Taco Bell shift in a sort of daze, and opening the drive thru window and just immediately experiencing the massive amount of cognitive dissonance in a horse just kinda lookin at you through the window. I'm high rn and honestly just seeing a fuckin horse right out my window would do actual cognitive damage to me
Live in a small town in Kentucky, horses are a normal thing to see atleast a few times a day. ALOT of people ride them. You paid ALOT for them and they deserve to take these walks they love people saying ooooos and ahhhhs but me in poor I've never even been capable of owning one but when I see them it really makes me happy. They're beautiful animals ❤
"If you're threatening the relationship with the truth, you're not threatening the relationship" fucking PREACH
OOOOOHHHH!!!!! DAYYUUUUMMMMMNN!!!!!!!
“If the relationship is threatened by the truth, the relationship needed the threat” is my new version of
Infuriates me more that the mum is having a go at him for “threatening” the brother despite the fact it wasn’t threatening and all it would have done is expose the truth which would have been the brothers own fault of course
This series is the adult version of saturday morning cartoons. Always a treat to wake up and have breakfast too.
this is so accurate my god
I'm in Germany, so I listen a little before bedtime. 😊
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@@Sandi2105same, it’s almost 9pm for me
Im in the UK so I always watch it with dinner around 6-7pm 😂
My dreams of seeing Tommy riding a horse while eating a slice of pizza have been crushed.
lmaooooo
😂😂😂
Owning land to keep expensive animals is definitely a rich/well-off person thing.
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v you okay homie? I wasn't trying to make this a class struggle thing I was just making a joke. Lol
@@j-man5353 I wasn't making it a class thing or even being aggressive. Just pointing out it's mostly people with some spare income that can afford that kind of stuff.
Shayne miming his embarrassment knocking on a bathroom door is the most relatable thing I've ever seen
He’s a great actor!
My dad will try to break down the door before realizing that its occupied. And my mom never closes the door when she uses it.
i literally do the same thing. if the door is closed, i 100% assume someone is there. however i hesitate to knock because if a person is there i don't wanna inconvencience them, but if it's empty i look stupid by knocking on an empty stall.
I work at a gas station I watch ppl walk-in on someone so many times daily even when I tell them as I see them walking to the bathroom i have of phobia of using public restrooms cause nobody knows how to knock
I really do appreciate the consistency of greatness this series has. We’ll be at 50 episodes in just a few weeks and doesn’t even feel stale.
Who do we want for the 50th epi?
a bigger couch and a bigger cast
really? it literally still feels so new 😂
And I re listen all the time. It’s too fun
Is it that many? That's wild. I feel like I've sen every one of them at least six times. I don't get tired of them.
Regarding the Pony story... I think it is cool that the parent highlighted that they had done the pony chores and that they were glad to get the pony some exercise.
Exactly! To me it was a nice reward, the child has been taking care of and responsibility for their pony and was allowed to ride them to school as a reward for taking such good care while also giving the horse exercise (which is part of taking care of them) to compensate for having a busy evening schedule
exactlyyyy! this would just be a weird rich person thing if the child didn’t have PONY CHORES but obviously this child spends a significant amount of time every day caring for this horse and riding it. it would make less sense to deny the kid from riding to school because this horse is a normal every day thing for them, for this kid it would be like saying no don’t ride your bike to school
@@crunchysalmonsyeah. here in Tennessee horses can easily be a middle class or poorer thing to have. ive never been fortunate enough to have the space for horses, but i really loved them when i was little. now that im in my mid 20s, i still appreciate them but have much more apprehension towards such a large prey animal and the damage that can happen in dealing with one.
this family sounds like an awesome horse family. they made sure they didnt have just 1 since they are herd animals but didnt try and bite off more than they could chew by having more than 2, and seem to treat them wonderfully
Shane: Who DOESNT have a passion for garlic bread
Me: Vampires, definitely vampires.
This is an outdated stereotype
I like to imagine vampires are like lactose intolerants for garlic. Like they know it hurts them but its just so good
@@Lucifersfursonaok Dracula
So insensitive to vampires
still passionate, just not positively, i’d definitely have extreme feelings for a simple AROMA that might kill/weaken me by margins, let alone physically coming into contact with it or consuming it
“Here’s the thing with adderall, you can’t pick what you end up focusing on” as someone who wasn’t truly diagnosed until 32 years old and put on medication… Tommy gotta point! Even if I take my meds and I’m like “ok I have to do this” sometimes I get 1000% focused on something else lol
But I have also never ever worn ear buds in the shower…
As someone takes Adderall this is 100% true 😂
As someone looking to try adhd meds again,
Oh no
Yeah I don’t take Adderall but I do take ADHD meds and yeah I really don’t choose what I end up focusing on lol
i have autism and adhd, and i gotta admit i use my headphones in the shower too lol
Crossing my fingers for garlic bread girl.
Legitimately hoping her resume stands out from other boring resumes and she gets lots of calls. ❤
Yeah that story pissed me off, finding a job is so hard these days without an interfering little goblin of a sister
she’s from ireland and not america where i’m from but over here the job market is so bad if my sister did this to me i might genuinely commit an act of violence. messing with someone’s career opportunity, especially that early on in the working world, is inexcusable
I knew immediately from her language that she was from Ireland 🇮🇪 😂 Big “Father Ted” vibes
Yeah i actually felt super bad for her. 20-30 businesses is a TON of places in the area. That could really mess up her odds for anything within a decent driving distance. Sister is a HUGE ahole.
@@blackandbluemadness7965 ohh I would have been livid at the point of her trying to blame her for the fact she "didn't check it before" because it's a serious fckn thing and thought you wouldn't be an idiot enough to mess with my shit that's why like wtf
Here in Montana there’s literally a law that not only allows children to ride their horse to school, but requires the school to provide water, feed, and a sheltered place to hitch the horse. And if anything happens to the horse during school hours, the county has to pay the family the estimated value of the horse.
Didn’t hank green make a video about that?
Hi! It’s rare to see a commenter from Montana, I live near Flathead Lake area. Also I can confirm that I know many people that do take their horses to school or other places around town even in our larger cities.
Came to the comments to see if another Montanan had already spoken up. I grew up in the 'big city' in MT (Billings) but still lots of middle class families had horses and could've ridden them to school. It was something folks joked about a lot. And the last time I was visiting my parents in Red Lodge we walked by someone riding their horse into town and simultaneously walking their dog. So.
@@blackclaw4640 Nice! I used to work on the East side of Glacier and saw kids from Cut Bank and Browning with their backpacks on riding their horses to school all the time. You love to see it. Right now I’m living in C Falls and just wish people would stop moving here lol 💀
@@JoGirl That’s funny, because on one occasion I saw a lady walking her horse with an elderly looking dog riding the horse. Guess the old boy got tired. 😂
As a hiring manager, I'd 100% laugh and call Garlic bread lover for an interview! If nothing else, it is a fantastic story.
In the call I'd be like "OH THANK GOD. We've been looking so long for a genuine garlic bread girl."
the horse story: I'm firmly in the NTA camp.
first: My wife grew up with horses and one of the things she emphasised to me about their care was that they need regular excersize, more so than any other domestic animal. Horsesget something called " barn stale" if they don't get worked often enough; essentially they get lazy and fat and it's bad for their helth. So I understand mom's desire to not skip the horses workout for that day.
second: If she understood the horse's temperment, it's training, and how well it would do around kids (she even said the horse LOVED kids) there's no safety issue, same with a dog or any other pet.
Third: I don't know how many people here remember how boring school was on a day to day bassis. I for one HATED the monotony of it. you go to the same clases, learn the same subjects, from the same teachers, in the same room for 8hrs a day. Bringing the horse to the school was the highlight of all those kids day. They'll be talking about it for months, so school was suddenly exciting for a bit. I mean who doesn't want to make kids smile??
Fourth: now that little girl is so much cooler in the eyes of her classmates, which will make HER happier, and what parent doesn't want to make their kid happy?
I thought the same. Sure, other kids might want to ride too and be sad when they are told no, but that can be said for every "cool" thing a kid or a parent can bring to school! A new bicycle, scooter, parents picking up their kids and bringing their puppy...
If something maybe the girl can bring friends to their house to have a riding lesson in a safe manner. I don't know, I think I would love that as a child
Same. I guess all those AH votes are from people that have never lived outside a gentrified US city. Not everyone that owns a horse is rich. And even is they were, the mom didin’t intend to flaunt on anything.
I have a childhood memory of a classmate who’s mom came to pick her up with their family dog, not everyone has the privilege of owning a dog, would this also be deemed an AH thing? Because for us kids back then it was a really cool moment to see and pet the pup. Some people man, I swear…
I love Horses but I don’t ride them. Also I will agree with you say about the story.😊
Side note about the proposal story. You should not propose to someone if you are unsure if they're gonna say yes. You should have a conversation with your partner before you decide to propose. The circumstances of the proposal can be fun and a surprise but you should have already discussed the idea of marriage before you propse.
Yes! I think it's from a previous Reddit vid before this where one of the cast said proposals should never be 100% surprise to the partner. The when and how, sure, but the yes or no should be locked in before.
I definitely agree! That way the need for a placeholder ring "in case they say no" is not needed. And proposing too soon can also wreck a relationship that was marriage material. Communication is the key to all lasting relationships.
Yes, like how is that something people don’t discuss before proposing ? It makes no sense.
Let me tell you something though, even if you already have discussed this with your partner previously, you're still gonna think that and be nervous about it, the intensity of those feelings vary with the people.
I'm engaged btw.
@@j-vic07Agreed, wholeheartedly. A friend of mine and i once agreed that, to our minds, the best proposal would be over the breakfast table--no fuss, no big display, no pressure, just a peaceful, comfy conversation. I think too many people get so stuck on this fantasy of The Big Moment, often with an idealized version of their partner, that they forget it should be prefaced by talking about desires and plans; some people don't want to marry (even if they're happily involved), some don't want to marry Right Now, some need to stew a long time before they're ready to talk about marriage, some don't respond well to surprises or big public displays...
as a brazillian, hearing shayne say "it's hard to have horses and not be wealthy" was quite the culture shock
I have a teacher who talk about not having a lot of money but took off work to go drive out of state to get another horse. She and her husband are both teachers so no, not wealthy.
@@lizasnyder6545 Yes, but they own a house, and hopefully have enough money to care for the horse, and any medical incidents, as well as have the ability to afford food for the horse (they eat a lot). They might not have a lot of liquid money, but that's because they spent a lot of what they earned on their property.
At least in my area, people with horses are either super rich or super poor.
EXATAMENTE!!! Pessoas que andam à cavalo que eu já vi são por dois motivos: ou endinheirados que praticam hipismo, ou pessoas que SÓ podem andar à cavalo, e usam pro seu trabalho também
Mano sim HSJDHXHZHS
The placement ring story is crazy to me. When my husband proposed to me, he did so with a placement ring (basically a cheap ring with a fake stone) and a diamond so I can choose the setting I liked for my engagement ring. There are so many other ways to go about it than steal from your brother.
I love that Tommy seems to remember a quote from the witches in Macbeth ("double double, toil and trouble") before the word "cauldron "
honestly, the choice of "zoltar" as the fake name was perfect because the way he described his friend, he's a fucking alien
If a classmate brought a horse to school and let everyone pet it it would be the highlight of my day. I think most kids would have loved it, it's only the adults that think it's a weird flex.
It's only the adults who can't afford a pony who think it's a weird flex and those feelings are not Pony Mom's responsibility. I can't afford a pony but, yeah, it would've been the highlight of my day too. Everyone at work that day would've heard the fun anecdote about how I dropped my kid off at school that morning and we got to pet a pony.
@@johnplaysgames3120 Yes! It's also the entitlement they felt (that their kids automatically "deserve" a ride on the pony) and then become an absolute Karen when you're, obviously, told that it's not gonna happen. It wasn't every parent getting upset, either, it was clearly just the ones who were hoping to cash in on a free pony ride to satiate their spoiled kids' need for something to do that they refuse to acknowledge...
I think I'd like the pony but I'd think of it as weird, if someone came to school in a limo I'd think the same.
@@johnplaysgames3120if my family didn’t live in a rural area, we would have never been able to afford horses. And at most we had 12. We made it work.
My mom took our donkey and one of the chickens to the schools pretty regularly xD she got invited though.
Obviously as a kid I would want to ride the pony, but I would still love to just pet the pony. I still want every animal I see. I love them. I learned to live with the fact I can't own or pet every animal ever. I still prefer seeing them to not. The only complaint I can see with minor validation was the comment on if it might be disruptive to the process. It was off campus, so that we can't know for sure. Thinking back I think it would depend on how early they arrived. I say NTA
A good older brother finds joy in his brothers achievements, for is a reflection on their ability to learn from your successes or mistakes
For the engagement story, I thought it was the most strange that the brother wanted the placeholder ring in case she said no, not necessarily because he wanted to pick out the perfect ring for her. Her. You should always know that your partner is going to say yes and have discussed it before you propose and in my opinion, it's only the time and place etc that's a surprise. What a weird thing to do and it does sound kind of insecure and competitive, even if that's not how he normally is!
Watching three men sit and have emotionally deep and intelligent conversations about the differences between sympathy and empathy and when both are appropriate, and what their experiences are of both, gives me so much hope.
yesss i love to see it
Refreshing
Can you put the time stamp for this? I think I missed it - unless it’s at the very end since I haven’t finished the episode yet 😂
I loved that. So many people don't know how to differentiate the two, and that leads to all sorts of interpersonal problems.
having straight white male role models like shayne and noah makes me feel so safe
As a horse allergy girlie i do respect that her mom made sure to keep distance so that kids with allergies would not be subjected to that
I think my main problem is that these are kids. Some of which might not know or care they have a horse allergy. Also 99% certainty isnt 100% certainty that a child might unintentionally get behind the horse only for it to cause serious damage to the kid. It's more of a health and safety issue imo.
@@toddydog3The hoarse was away from the school, at that point the parents who were with there kids or the school staff thats supposed to bring the kids into dchool are the ones responsible if they allowed the children to approach a random hoarse.
@@toddydog3 idk i feel like you could say the same thing about dogs, or any animal really
@@cottontail5109 I agree. I have 2 dogs that I walk around my apartment complex daily. My neighborhood has a lot of kids, so both pups are usually getting attention (which they're eager for and they're both very sweet and love kids). My bigger dog is younger and can be a bit hyper when meeting people, so I really supervise her when kids are saying hello and always make sure the kids feel comfortable approaching either of them. My little dog is a little less intimidating because she's less hyper and more inclined for a brief "hello" with most people. They both have me supervising any interactions and I always make sure that anyone, kid or adult, approaching them feels safe doing so.
I think the OP was totally fine. They weren't right on school grounds, they were off to the side. The kids are gonna be fascinated (it's an animal. Most kids are going to want to say hello/play with them). It's on the parents of any kids with allergies to keep their kid a safe distance/supervise them, and the ahole mom is just expecting others to manage her child rather than parenting them herself and telling them "no sweetie, you can't ride the horse, sorry". I'd have told OP to just ignore them because she did exactly what she wanted, gave her kid a nice fun Friday thing and took the horse that's VERY used to kids to see some kids. The other kids got to pet a horse for a minute, and the horse got some attention that it likes. The only sourpuss in the whole thing is that mom and she needs to get a grip.
@@toddydog3It’s the parents job to be responsible for the kids and make sure they aren’t doing anything they aren’t suppose too. It’s not on the other mum to be responsible for that
25:24 fun fact! you actually don't have to pick up a horse's poop on public grounds because it is made of plant material and has less of a chance of having parasites that are harmful to humans (as opposed to dog poop, because dogs eat meat)
Here in Argentina, having a horse used to be a sign of wealth as well as a sign of poberty. People with farms obviously had horses. Poor people used them for their carts, where they put lots of things like cardboard, plastics, tin cans, etc. Luckily it's been years since I've seen a horse being used for that.
Zoltar’s life is an Adam Sandler movie and he doesn’t even know. Honestly, respect.
😂😂😂
youre so right, the skit does have the same energy as the dunkacino bit
I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually Adam Sendler running his latest script by reddit to see the reaction
What’s my name
Kepuccino
When y'all hit us with the "there's an update" it's better than hearing there's some macaroni and cheese left
REAL
Oldest sibling here - my younger sister got married and had kids before I did and I in no way was jealous of her or felt like I should have done things first. It was certainly more of a reflection on how he feels about himself. I was never worried about my sister's milestones because I knew it wasn't unattainable for me! My timeline was just different and there is nothing wrong with that but my bet is that he resented the younger brother for a while because it represented him feeling like he wasn't enough.
I know, the train window jumper is crazy. But honestly, mad respect for making a public transport commute viable. Kind of badass.
Yeah I'm guessing it was in like a third world country possible where there's no public transport and your SOL if you live outside city center. I worry the dude will end up one day getting injured and then his family who might depend on him doesn't get the same support because he's too injured to work a good paying job.
Personally I don't think he's an asshole. Very irresponsible and completely criminal, but not an asshole for doing what he had to do when there's no transportation options.
There is NO WAY the first story isn't just someone from Smosh pitching a ridiculous sketch
That's a really good point!!! I recall in a previous Smoshcast episode Shayne, Amanda and Angela making a bet to put a story on Reddit and see if it made to Saturday Reddit stories.
@@HaileyEd i think part of the bet was that amanda and angela had to be the guests for the episode for it to count
YEAH THERES NO FKING WAY IM LOSING MY SHITS OVER IT
@connortalbot2687 ahh yes I forgot about that part.
that story is several years old
I grew up in rural Australia and not only were there often kids riding horses to school, a few of the parents were wildlife carers who sometimes had fostered baby kangaroos and wombats which they would carry in makeshift pouches around their torsos. Yep it was a great childhood!
Wow, how cool!
You obviously grew up in a fun side of this country lol.
I had a similar upbringing in my rural NZ town - Used to walk my orphaned lambs to school on a leash and tie them up to the playground so I could bottle feed them at lunch, and my friends would do the same with their calves 😂
@@IamEL1979Honestly I find it really depends if the town's got a drug problem or not, sad more and more rural towns keep getting pulled down that way.
PPTSD joke was so underappreciated. You killed it, Noah.
As someone with a generally great mother who "doesnt take sides" and I tend to end up suffering from it, it seems to be a mixture of fear (as shayne says) and full on denial that your child could be that way.
I absolutely feel for the OP in story 2 and would have equally been mortified and spiraling at 18 trying to get a first job. AND simultaneously, that sister’s prank is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in my whole life.
I can’t with the dramatics in that story 😂 I’m so glad I’m not 18 anymore
yea it's pretty harmless but when you're looking for a job, that's serious business. also, 18 for a first job is kinda old lmao
Who knew garlic bread was so powerful?
@@highdefinition450depends on the country, it’s not the norm for everywhere to start getting part time jobs in high school
@@highdefinition450 bruh what?
I’m honestly not surprised the older brother’s girlfriend dumped him. He didn’t think about her at _all_ when scheming that.
She’s honestly the victim in that story, I mean, OP is too but he got his prob resolved and it’s between siblings. Girl’s self esteem must have taken a real hit and she has to live with having to explain the broken engagement and it’s just awful…
@@michellelee8933 Of course what he did was wrong, but he was honest with her and came to her to admit and resolve it.
It's like, everything was fine, I could've went on without facing the consequences like it never happened, but I voluntarily came to you out of love to face the consequences because I want to honor you, and you don't honor that at all? You don’t value the honesty or the attempt to make it right? I just don’t understand how you could be in love with someone, so much that you agree to marry them, and then they admit something to you and you make no attempt to work on it, give them a chance, or appreciate the fact that they actually care about you so much that they deliberately thrust themselves into consequences for your sake. I could never.
@@HelloThere.....Honesty is great, but it's the bare minimum. It's not a grand gesture, it's the baseline. Being honest about having done something shitty doesn't change the fact that you're someone who would do that shitty thing.
I'm a really forgiving person when I see people I care about are making an effort, but a confession does not mean someone is truly sorry, or that they're going to change their behavior. Lots of people will do incredibly shitty things regularly, then confess, then do it again. Someone who would do something like this AT ALL is not someone I would trust, period. Being honest about what they did is not going to change that. They still thought it was a good idea and acted on it.
@@HelloThere..... based on the story he didn't lay the truth cos he honor her. In fact never once did he seem to consider the gf herself in this whole situation, when usually, the spouse and the relationship would be your main consideration when marrying. Just to make it clear, the main prob wasn't the ring itself, but the fact that he made such a big decision just because someone one upped him, not because he loved and wanted her to be his wife. Nope.
random story that y’all talking about ketchup reminded me of:
me and family were on a cruise with a bunch of friends on my brothers birthday, (note: he was like 8)
and when he woke up for his birthday, my dad asked him what he wanted for his special birthday breakfast. My brother asked for a bowl of ketchup for breakfast. My dad left and came back with a bowl of ketchup and I watched in horror as my brother ate it with a spoon. and i’m still horrified to this day.
Your brother is a kid with realistic priorities and unique tastes. I applaud his undemanding attitude- we need more kids like that.
Did he at least add salt
The “I’m not allowed back there, my family left in the 1800s and I can’t go back” is too effing real
whichever producer is in charge of cultivating all of these stories together needs a raise
Yes they are amazing!
Pretty sure it's kiana? Dk tho heard shame mention before, saying like oh liana put these together she put these first and stuff, also not sure if i spelt her name right
It’s gotta be Kiana and/or Kimmy since they’re the only ones credited as producers. But I think most frequently it’s mostly Kiana.
They already literally get paid to scroll through reddit
The child in the pony story who had a fit was definitely throwing some Veruca Salt "I want an Oompa Loompa" vibe. IMHO think it's cool that someone can ride a pony to school. Based on the mother's harsh reaction of cursing at pony mom because of her own son's meltdown, that might be his go to reaction.
THIS!! During that part I legitimately said out loud, "Daddy, I want a golden goose." And I imagine that child looking just like Veruca Salt.
That kid is quite entitled, and the mom who seems to think her kid should just get to ride the pony is also very entitled
@@sadicalradness6927 What exactly are you basing this on? There was LITERALLY NOTHING in this story that showed that the mom was entitled.
It's his go-to reaction because it's worked before. Some parents are scared of telling their kids no 🤦♀️
@@sadicalradness6927 it's a fuckin child bruh. it's always so weird to me hearing people say ugh this child is so entitled, like jesus christ they're still learning, why tf are you antagonising them
As someone who recently tried to peacefully take a piss in an Olive Garden bathroom with a kid banging on the door louder and louder as I said it was occupied until her mom yanked her away from the door, my sympathies with the one woman
Learning that Shayne also played alto sax and had to carry it to school makes my day, I feel so seen as a former tiny little band nerd
The ketchup story is legit a scheme that the gang from Always Sunny would try to pull off lmao
"Now, I specialize in Ketchup Law..."
Frank would be the one to get on the table and destroy it
@@alexf0723franks fluids needsss ketchup
Lmao I thought I knew it from somewhere
Was gonna say the same, but you beat me to it! I heard that story and was like, "This...this is a script from Always Sunny, surely it is..."
Aww I feel for the garlic bread girl. First jobs are scary and her sister's prank, albeit pretty harmless and a funny story to explain to her interviewers, probably felt world-ending to her. After the first few interviews you get used to answering the questions and speaking confidently. I like to think of the first 3 interviews as "practice runs."
Yeah this is one of those things where you forget how nervous you were when you went for your first job.
Like I wore a suit to interview at a fast food place. In hindsight a collared shirt would have been completely acceptable but I was always told to dress well for interviews.
Obviously this isn’t a big deal, for those of us who’ve been in the workforce a long time, but right now it must be mortifying.
except it wasn’t “harmless” she just got 20-30 jobs thrown out the window, when it is already super hard to get a job
@@Heiryuu Not only is it not a big deal, it probably helped her resume stand out from the other cookie-cutter ones. If you've ever had to do any hiring, you know how quickly those dry, template-perfect resumes start to blur together. The one with "Garlic Bread" listed as a passion is at least going to be memorable. And since the only job we know that she applied to was at an Italian restaurant, it doesn't sound like she's aiming at big career jobs yet (unless she's a chef, which wasn't mentioned). Either way, I can't for the life of me imagine anyone reading that resume and going, "She made a little joke in the Hobbies & Passions section. She's obviously not Olive Garden material."
But, yeah, when you're fresh out of school and applying for those first jobs, I get how this whole thing would feel horrifying and world-ending. Eventually, she'll prob look back on her current panic and laugh.
@@oxyroid I would be furious in that situation. Unconsolably furious. I would probably go no contact with my sibling for months over that, and really drag them over the coals. That being said, I doubt those jobs were thrown out the window. You can be a little flippant on your resume and it can pay off. It all depends on who is reading them. Writing a boring resume is unlikely to get you disqualified, but it doesn't help you stand out. On the other hand, catching someone's eye, and making them laugh, can help distinguish you. I know the last resume that I sent out was a little tongue-in-cheek about a few things, and that worked out for me in the end.
(Love you Shane) Shane hasn’t had to do a traditional job interview in his life so doesn’t know how it’s like
I told my brother I was planning on proposing to my then girlfriend in a month and my brother chose to propose to his girlfriend two days before I did. Weddings and funerals really bring out people’s true personalities
58:27 i’m laughing way too hard at tommy saying “touble, doil, and trouble” instead of “double, double toil and trouble” and noah clearly almost referring to a cornucopia as a “capricorn”
I think a special holiday episode where shayne sits next to the fire and reads holiday stories like an old story teller and like the whole studio listens in with hot chocolate would be so so good
YES!!! I loathe Christmas but I would love this.
God I was thinking that, or if they do a super special like the live streaming with kinda rotating people , or a crowd from the crew , that’d awesome
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have dumpster wizard as santa come in lmao, his sack is a trash bag
@@pearlygirl88why….what is wrong with you
As someone from a rural town, I love the pony story. We had kids ride horses to school. We had a “drive your tractor to school” day once a year for spirit week. Go wild. It’s for the kids. As long as everyone’s safe, who cares
Yeah same a kid in my class had horses, so we would go in a horse carriage to his home on his birthday
My school had it written in its bylaws that the principal was required to take care of any horses who were brought to the school
@@KyleeAshton3take care?
@@yazminebarber1613 ensure the horses had water and were in the proper location
They also made the point in the video that “you only have horses if you’re wealthy” which in my experience is absolutely NOT always the case. I grew up in rural Ireland in a relatively poor area, yet I saw people with horses nearly every day. One of my cousins owns a horse and I know that they are not very well off. At least in this part of the world you don’t have to have wealth to be a horse owner, that may be different in other places like the US though.
Haven't finished the Bathroom Poses story, but it wouldn't surprise me if the husband told his mom about how she struggles with locking the door, and planned for the mom to repeatedly walk in on her in order to push her to lock the door, "fixing" her.
Garlic bread sister may be a legend. This is a world class prank that will never be forgotten. This sounds like a first job and not the end of your career. If I had seen this on a resume, I would be definitely intrigued.
As a Scottish person I never thought I’d hear Shane say Gobshite so seriously
I cackled for five minutes
As an Irish person I also cackled. I love hearing Americans read Irish/Scottish slang. I'd love for them to guess what boke means bc I think it's so obvious but also not at all obvious at the same time lmao
@@jamiethegaymiehi, Newfoundlander here, I had to look up the meaning and would absolutely not have guess it meant to throw up. But now know I agree it seems so simple a guess.
@@SeniorDankyKang hahaha this made my day. Once you know it's kinda like "ooooh, that makes so much sense"
As an Irish person in Scotland I also never thought int would happen.
As a northern English person, neither did I
That other parent in the horse story just didn’t want to be a parent. How can you blame someone else for not anticipating how your child would react in such a scenario when you should clearly focus on teaching your child how to accept and cope with rejection/not getting the results they want
Agreed it sounds like she just had an entitled kid and was blaming OP for showing the brat something they couldn't have
I mean I don't blame her for not wanting to have to deal with that before going into work. I would be angry if another parent brought in a distraction like that
@@emily79519 The other kides seemed to handle tghings just fine.
@@nergregga Yeah, but even if they didn't cry, they probably got super excited which is something that their teachers are going to have to deal with. I think a good rule of thumb is to just not bring distractions to school and if you really want to, ask the teacher first if it's okay.
@@emily79519My favorite part of the story was “what the fuck is wrong with you for bringing a horse in front of children” as she used the worst swear word in front of children. Mom was so pissed like ‘how dare someone own something my child doesn’t have, making my child jealous is the worst thing a parent could do to another child’ that she herself immediately did something way worse.
God I love entitled parents. When shitty parents tantrum over stuff that isn’t their business (a pony out of the way that parents could choose to redirect their children from if they could be bothered to watch them) it clues us in immediately how their children got into the habit of throwing tantrums. They watched their parents’ example 😂
Police on horseback is pretty common and has advantages. They could see better from the height when patrolling, also crowd control purposes.
every time i watch this video i can still never brush off how shayne and tommy missed noah’s spongebob reference in the beginning
Shaynes observation on the families that tend to end up in these reddit stories is so accurate. It surprises me as well how fecking weird the families' reactions to crazy situations can be. They're always polar opposite of what a logical response would be and counterproductive to actually solving the initial problem. It's wild to me.
Very much so. I'm continually surprised how many families are at least halfway fine with an awful lot of bullshit behavior but preferentially take issue with the person who refuses to sweep it under the carpet. It's like the fruitcake game, but the thing being passed around is casual mistreatment.
My dad proposed with an empty box. He said he knew she would want to buy on for herself which was a bonus because it showed how much he knew her. That guy is wild
The lady who posed in the bathroom need to put up a sign that says 'Don't summon demons in the bathroom'
On the bathroom door thing Shane mentioned, I’m someone who hates having an open bathroom door, I think that’s mainly ingrained from the fact that if I leave it open at my own place then my cats will shred all the toilet paper and make an absolute mess of the place, so I just never do that.
However at my grandmothers house they got a bathroom door with a tinted little slit window on it, it’s tinted enough that you can only see someone on the other side if they’re fully putting themselves up against it, so no issues with privacy, but it also makes it easy to tell if the light is on in the bathroom, that way you can tell if someone’s in there based on the light.
Issue with that being that my grandmothers husband never remembered to turn the light off, so if he was the last person to have gone it would seem like it was occupied.
One of those annoying little quirks I really miss now that he’s not with us anymore
Police horses are largely a crowd control thing. Makes it easier to push people around also gives them a height advantage to see what’s going on.
I figured it'd also be for riding through a ton of traffic inna big city that a car wouldn't be able to get through quickly
I've also heard they're lowkey good for chilling out drunk people
@@DeadNotSleeping789 I do suspect there is an eliminate of community outreach too it. People like horses it distracts people from all the bad things about cops.
Assuming the horses don't spook. xD
@@slsthewriter1299Yeah, horses are known for getting super stressed + heat stroke in NYC… so I find it hard to believe that’s not also happening in LA. It seems like not an optimal location/task for the horses to be doing. Dirt > asphalt and all that.
Noah is the only one who consistently brings up the fact that they are all extremely biased about city living due to the fact they are in LA, and that needs to happen more.
Yes! Having a horse isn’t a flex where I’m from lol. Not even close
@@Cchasec how many horses do u need to get flexing rights? 10? 100??
@@Cchasec Are particular breeds more of a flex? Like if some dude drops his kids off at school on a Clydesdale do the pony people get envious?
Norco is close to LA and they have horse sidewalks because so many people ride their horses everywhere.
@@Rygoat okay that would definitely be a flex. Those are stupid giant
I think the mother in law was trying to catch her doing something. It was her first thought when she saw her doing anything strange, i think she was just waiting for something to tell her son about
This has to be one of my favourite guests on this show. I loved the energy of this trio today. The last story was freaking hilarious. And please call Tommy more often. He's so cool and funny. I think I have a crush on him. 😅
Amanda really was the MVP of this episode. Teaching the lads about all kinds of stuff
I wish these episodes were longer. An hour of story time with Shayne and pals is just not enough.
same!!
Agreed!
Definitely true!
I think 1 hour is perfect, it leaves me wanting more.
As someone that is in charge of hiring, I would have loooooved seeing "garlic bread" as a hobby. I personally use these moments to break the ice with the applicant so they can be more open with me during the interview. They are comfortable and I get the opportunity to gauge their true personality a bit. Win-win 😁
Was having a really rough day today. We had a memorial service for my stepbrother. I decided to put this on for the long drive home. Thank you for providing some comforting mindless entertainment.
I'm sorry but Tommy's Italian accent "garlic bread...nope" cracked me up way more than it should have. It was a missed gem. 15:56
As an Irishman it was so funny to hear Shayne read all the Irish slang, but then later on when he said "all of our stories so far have been in the UK" it ruined it 💀
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isn't Northern Ireland in the UK?
@@rayjohnson67 Technically yes, though it’s a contentious issue and the source of the Troubles from the 70s-90s. You’d still find yourself in hot water for asserting that in at least half the country
It's an American education issue, we were taught the whole island is the UK (edit: and the islands around it, sorry) and given no further information or nuance on the subject.
@@hats4pigeons132kinda where the problem lies, cause Ireland is a separate island.
The engagement ring story is actually insane… the ending I wanted
My 9 year old insists on closing the bathroom door when he's done and so many times I've patiently waited 5, 10, 15 minutes sometime for no reason 🤣😭
The pony story, instead of teaching her kid that they can't always get what they want, she blames the other parent. Like, no, just parent your child.
that parent totally doesn't see what the consequences are for giving her child everything they want
@@kermitsleftnip2400 You’re talking about the parent WITHOUT the pony, right?? Because there ARE ZERO consequences to letting her child ride the pony to school, except jealous people.
@@allisoncastlei mean teaching your kid to be a little aware of others feelings, including jealousy, isn't a bad thing. Parents not letting children show off things at school isn't a groundbreaking concept. But obviously yes they were talking about the ponyless parent
@@allisoncastleyes, in following the context of that comment and the one it's responding to, they are 100% very obviously talking about the parent of the entitled little girl.
@@allisoncastle yeah I’m talking about the Karen parent. OP did literally nothing wrong accept maybe the thought that children might wanna ride the pony other than her daughter didn’t cross her mind (who hasn’t forgotten about something?). But that kids gotta learn that they can’t get everything they want
As someone who just proposed with a Ring Pop because the ring wouldn’t be back from resizing in time for the proposal, the ring theft story is just wild.
I proposed with a toy ring from one of those coin slot machines.
It was a joke at first but then just decided "eh fuck it"
Absolutely love the conversations these stories bring. Some things need to be said
This is honestly the best show on Smosh now. I just love everyone’s input and Shane of course is such a natural host and very good at burying the lead.
During the train story, I was amused by Shayne assuming OP was from the UK for using km and then by Noah equating "pretending to be a foreigner by speaking English" to "pretending to be American".
We don't even use km for distance... XD
@@ElvesOffTheMoor except when we do lol
Yeah, we have picked the weirdest path, inconsistently switching between Metric and Imperial.
And did Shayne say both of the previous OPs were from the UK, when one of them was clearly from Ireland?
@@sirboast-a-lot234 Doesn't the UK include Britain, Scotland, and Ireland? So wouldn't that be right?
I'm kind of pissed at the husband in the MIL story. Your mother is 'accidentally' walking in on your wife (and not you) and your reaction is to blame your spouse. If she's completely okay to tell random redditters about why she has issues with locking the door, then he definitely knew about it. His mother is repeatedly barging in and somehow his wife is at fault? How he would he respond if the wife started doing it to the MIL at the mother's house?
yeah that story really felt like it was just the beginning of what is going to become a whole host of problems with the MIL and husband
Especially as he must know about her trauma!
And first of all wtf?? It's definitely not random if she keeps doing it, that's insanely fucking weird
sometimes reddit goes too far suggesting divorce over simple problems, but this time I'd say they didn't go far enough. The level of red flags to me felt overwhelming. I'm even willing to call it gaslighting to suggest that she was the one at fault.
Okay, but I don't get why it can't be on accident. The mother is probably not used to having to check if the bathroom is occupied; she assumes that people would use locks. I'm not saying the wife needs to use locks in her own house if she doesn't want to/can't do it, but I think it's a bit unfair that she's assuming the mother is barging in on purpose.
i stumbled across this today, never heard of this channel, and i ended up binging the entire day away! 😅😅😅 i was still productive, so multitasking for the win! i'm admittedly obssessed with the chunky knit blanket and pouf, your whole set up looks great and cozy.....i love the structure of this, where it's not just some voiceover with words on the screen, it's real people with real insight and it's refreshing.....keep up the great work, you all are fabulous ❤❤❤
Tommy your rant on pizza was so inspiring 😭 DEADASS I feel the same way but we are too out numbered and I was to afraid to speak my mind, thank you tommy you are so real 🙏
Me & my brother brought our dog to our elementary school. She was very well behaved and had alot of pets, no problems. Some kid that didn’t like my brother, lied to his parents and our teachers and claimed my dog bit him. We had to get witness statements saying this was false to avoid our dog being put down. Don’t trust strangers around animals.
Also, who would ever expect you to put a random kid on your pony and let them have a ride in a situation like that? That's just a lawsuit waiting to happen. I mean, what if the kid immediately fell off and broke their arm? I wouldn't put someone else's kid on a dirtbike, and I certainly wouldn't put them on a horse without either (a) being good friends with the parents and having an understanding that shizz can happen (even if it's not likely), or (b) being a business and having them sign waivers before putting the kid on the horse.
@johnplaysgames3120 just what I was thinking, too!
Wouldn’t it have been really easy to see that the kid didn’t have a dog bite?
Tommy asking why would anyone apply to 20 jobs at once had me baffled. My dude it's because you only hear back from like 1 out of 100 these days
yeah it really gives me privilged vibes
Maybe he was talking about in a single sitting? The “at once” was what he seemed to focus on more than the overall total.
@@rebelks88What's wrong with that tho? I'd rather spend a couple hours a day doing applications and then be done with the computer for the day. Doing it in seperates sittings just seems like a waste of time and energy when you could just knock it out at once and then do whatever else you need to for the day
@@rebelks88idk
It’s the same in Britain as how it was described in Ireland
You have job sites and do end up sending your cv to multiple places basically at the same time
Seemed pretty self explanatory/ true to life to me
@@GreenPoint1992 Mm I got those vibes from all of them tbh. Like it gave "Haha, well I have a job and feel secure with my current life so I find others suffering hilarious!". What's a goofy story to them is a detrimental scenario to a young adult in the job hunting world; it literally took me a full year of applying to over 30 jobs to get a full-time job in Wales.
Being from Texas the horse story was amusing. For senior prank one year, some of the kids rode horses to school . There’s actually an old rule in the student handbook that says the principal has to look after the horses while they’re on school property haha
i NEVER say this about a group of all guys but i love this group of ppl!!! their takes r so good nd they hv such good chemistry
The guy blaming his wife for his mother barging in on her in the bathroom is a psychopath.
It's giving mama's manchild
it's giving mama's little perfect psycopath.@@cheesecakelasagna
And his mam is a creep
It definitely giving mamas boy to me and seriously doors closed, how about knocking? Has mama never heard of that? Sounds like there may be difficulties with this marriage further down the road.
I would divorce sooo fast
As a behavioral health worker who also has ADHD... honestly everything about that last story makes sense to me. Time blindness, completely forgot about the lunch... ugh I literally live in fear of making a dumb mistake like this and ruining my life because my working memory forgets something really important
Yeah, I feel so bad for the guy. It really was an accident, and I understand that his friends also lost a lot, but it just seems cruel to cut him out.
same, especially bc im prone to turning on my heater when I hop in the shower myself
idk their relationship but I'd give him a second chance bc it was an accident and he was the one in immediate danger of the fire
it was an unfortunate series of coincidences for sure
Yeah I was really surprised that they cut him out :( Must’ve not been very close friends. I understand being mad about the situation, but if I truly cared about someone, I would definitely also be concerned about them almost dying ya know?
I LOVE watching Reddit Stories and folding my laundry! It's just a great way to make this relatively boring task, a little more fun.
The garlic bread resume story feels like something straight out of Derry girls lmao
The pony story reminds me of my High School in Texas. People would ride their horses, drive tractors, all sorts of things. And it was one of the bigger high schools in the area, around 4000 students attended. It was still a spectacle when it happened, but people respected it and thought it was cool 🤷.
Same here. Now didn't go to a big school, but tractors and horses were pretty common
Sometimes I've seen days were students were deliberately allowed to show up on a horse, tractor, atv, etc. here in Texas
Ditto, in Texas it just was what it was. Grew up in a mid sized city right on the edge of a meteoplex.
Straight up county to one side and then a ton of cities to the other, and a decent town in center. You still had people on horses and tractors even though it wasn't a daily occurance.
4,000 students is insane to me, my high school only had a few hundred.
My mother lived in a really small town in rural Washington as a teen. Nobody really thought it was cool and it wasn't a spectacle, but one time when she didn't have a ride home from a party a guy with a tractor gave her a lift. Way different than showing up to school in one, though. One's for necessity, while the other is clearly for attention.
23:45 that parent had a great opportunity to teach her kid a lesson about entitlement
i think we know who the kid learned it from
Kids need to learn how to deal with jealousy and frustration. Apparently some adults do too…
I love Tommy and Noah (& Shayne)! That made me happy hearing that they were the guests!
38:30 i love the look back and then the hold it wave given in response here like😂😂😂😂😂😂
The mother-in-law who keeps barging into the bathroom needs to be told that if she can't respect that woman's privacy in the bathroom and have the decency to knock first, she'll have to leave and won't be allowed to stay there until the renovations on her own house are done. I would understand the barging in if she was a child, but a grown adult doing it repeatedly is just ridiculous.
Yeah, and it's odd that the son his so nonchalant about his mother's bizarre behaviour. If that were my mum I'd be sitting her down and telling her to please stop disrespecting my partner's privacy within their own home. If she argued against me then I'd say at least knock first, and if she couldn't bear to do the bare minimum then she'd have to find somewhere else to lodge.
I'd also threaten to file a harassment suit.
@@aff77141 That might be a next step if it continues after giving very strict boundaries that she stops or needs to leave.
@@mutantsandmemes Agreed!
The engagement ring story - companies LITERALLY make placeholder rings for this very reason (picking the real ring out later), if he had really been planning to propose he would've known this (or had a ring).
Tommy and Noah struggling to share a braincell to come up with cornucopia.
I've physically felt bad all day today; staying in bed and watching this series is helping me feel better!
Can we talk about the embarrassment that guy who burned down his apartment must feel knowing his parents know about his shower experience and subsequent disaster?
He probably didn’t tell them the full story tbh
he probably just said he was just listening to music after taking his adderall and that would've explained it to them lickity split
I really love the duo combos here for every episode. They somehow seem in-sync all the time!!
The cast has such great chemistry across the board
i love noah in these i think he should have a sort of segment of him just talking about whatever i would 100000% watch 🤧😮💨
just gotta say,as someone living in the uk, we have a shit ton of castles XD, and with the horses,mainly in rural areas their seen,i live next to a stable so i see them all the time and absolutely love living around horses,except when they get out the field and trample your lawn :')