The Complete Karl Pilkington on Money (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

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  • čas přidán 1. 11. 2017
  • Yes, it's high time for a new compilation... Karl's views on the values and function of money. Highlights of this compilation include:
    - Karl deciding how much he would need to be paid to perform lubricious tasks
    - Karl experiencing the finer things in life which only money can buy, and confirming he just doesn't want to lick fish.
    - Karl complaining that the successes of working with Ricky haven't quite brought him the riches and lifestyle that he expected...
    ...And much more!
    Check out the entire "The Complete Karl Pilkington" collection here:
    • The Complete Karl Pilk...
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    Have a look at the The Complete Karl Pilkington Collection (all his books, TV shows and other things):
    UK Store - www.amazon.co.uk/shop/doctory...
    US Store - www.amazon.com/shop/doctoryak...
    #TheComplete #KarlPilkington #Money
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Komentáře • 137

  • @stephenstephen1505
    @stephenstephen1505 Před 3 lety +32

    I love the way that Karl stands his ground..

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed Před 10 měsíci +2

      He can never accept he’s talking nonsense

  • @chrisdenham7267
    @chrisdenham7267 Před 6 lety +266

    Nice one. New clip to listen to in bed. Evening to all the Pilkington sleep club. Happy listening...

    • @truckermatt4603
      @truckermatt4603 Před 6 lety +15

      Chris Denham omg I thought I was the only one who sleeps to kp

    • @chrisdenham7267
      @chrisdenham7267 Před 6 lety +6

      Bill Land.... nope there is alot of people who do the same again i thought i was the only one as well

    • @kmunyard
      @kmunyard Před 6 lety +9

      Im an intermittent member of the Dilkington sleepers

    • @sheryljones3806
      @sheryljones3806 Před 6 lety +5

      Every night I listen to Karl and then I think try to listen to someone else this eve but no I return to the amazing Karl Pilkington without listening to more than a minute of something else as Karl is the best thing ever x

    • @garylewis6657
      @garylewis6657 Před 6 lety +1

      😂 thought this was just me, also...

  • @zarzanator1991
    @zarzanator1991 Před 4 lety +95

    Ive never needed mc^2 in me life. but the fella who invented these compilations; i watch one a week.

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal Před 4 lety +36

    I love that Karl compared Rockbusters to Newton's contribution to science

  • @oneeyedchef4819
    @oneeyedchef4819 Před 5 lety +25

    hard for me to listen to this at night over my bullet. karl voice low so i have volume up hi then ricky laughs and wakes up my house lol

  • @greigsanderson9673
    @greigsanderson9673 Před 6 lety +33

    Love the zero adverts, Yak the legend.

  • @Clvrkz
    @Clvrkz Před 3 lety +8

    37:55 “not like some toad looking woman” had me in bits. 😂😂😂

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk Před 3 měsíci

    The reaction of the people presenting Comic relief after the clip from Ricky, Steve and Karl aired was absolutely priceless.

  • @Maclunkey937
    @Maclunkey937 Před 6 lety +147

    Dear yak,
    You are the best thing that has ever happened to CZcams and your compilations are second to none.
    Sincerely, a very happy listener

  • @DjbreedKronikaudio
    @DjbreedKronikaudio Před 2 lety +2

    No ads thx mate really appreciate it

  • @1035pm
    @1035pm Před 4 lety +46

    Steve merchant- “I’m from the west county and have never heard anything like that”
    Also Steve merchant-“so we tried to get this pig in the back of a Volvo estate”

    • @annika_panicka
      @annika_panicka Před 3 lety +3

      Lol - to be fair, Vera lived outside, and Steve was peer-pressured into taking her for a spin. Did we ever find out whether she made it to the party?

    • @thepontiacbandit7874
      @thepontiacbandit7874 Před 3 lety

      @@annika_panicka You’re the best, Annika! 😘

  • @Andrew_J97
    @Andrew_J97 Před 6 lety +38

    Please keep making more of these. Can you do a complete Karl on Suzanne?

    • @TheComplete
      @TheComplete  Před 6 lety +18

      Sure will try to continue and do a complete Karl on Suzanne :)

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před rokem

      What's the number for the fat arse complaint line?

  • @danielhobgen6146
    @danielhobgen6146 Před 6 lety +32

    I interpret Rick's enjoyment of Karl as being based on Karl unashamed relationship with his working class background.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před 2 lety +3

      Absolutely, Ricky has working class roots too so I think Karl reminds him of how he could have ended up!

    • @PommeLavande
      @PommeLavande Před rokem

      @@AA-hg5fk Not that that’s a bad thing. Karl is amazing. 🤣

    • @dpm2515
      @dpm2515 Před 9 měsíci

      In my opinion he enjoys the fact that he shamelessly Embraces his ignorance and naivete and recognizes he doesn't know very much. Most people in Carl's position are completely ashamed being a little bit less intelligent or knowledgeable and go to Great lengths to try to hide it... it's very rare for somebody to own it... I'd say it's more to do with his uninhibited ignorance and the authenticity of this character and personality in the way he owns it and doesn't shy away from something that he's below average at. I had a friend once by like 80 to 100 books and put them up in his living room and he never read any of them it was for appearances sake. So you would assume he read them and was knowledgeable. But I got to know him really well and they were all way above his capacity

  • @Ludspaw
    @Ludspaw Před 6 lety +7

    you are amazing, Karl is the reason I ever smile

  • @osamaabdelazizahmed7103
    @osamaabdelazizahmed7103 Před 4 lety +3

    Please come back Yak I love your compilations

  • @steotrron
    @steotrron Před 5 lety +5

    My nighttime listening playlist. Thanks for these!

  • @magician33
    @magician33 Před 4 lety +11

    Ricky keeps on waking me up with his laugh lol

  • @roxmittens
    @roxmittens Před 3 lety +2

    Yak, you are a legend. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE!

  • @prestigepme
    @prestigepme Před 5 lety +30

    Did Karl just invent kitten mittens

  • @crayottawa4700
    @crayottawa4700 Před 6 lety +5

    Great compilation! Thanks for putting this together :) Few bits I hadn't heard before. Cheers

  • @nocontextwhatever
    @nocontextwhatever Před 4 lety +5

    Too bad the volume varies WILDLY from clip to clip 😕

  • @BggProductions
    @BggProductions Před 6 lety +3

    Excellent compilations, thank you.

  • @pgsmith22
    @pgsmith22 Před 2 lety +1

    Some of their best moments in this. 👍🤣

  • @kathrynphillips1086
    @kathrynphillips1086 Před 5 lety +1

    Thanks for the upload !

  • @pacco9532
    @pacco9532 Před 5 lety +2

    ‘Money for old rope’ comes from ship building when people used it as corking between the planks

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions Před 3 lety +3

    I identity with Karl far too much lmao

  • @mariomusic8550
    @mariomusic8550 Před 4 lety +5

    25:56 - 26:31 : I think we have finally found the true answer to the question "what is Karl's bravest moment?" . And it is not the hilarious story.about helping a drunk man open a door 😂

  • @zak6115
    @zak6115 Před 4 lety +1

    9:56, truly stranger than fiction.

  • @victorjoichironishi2
    @victorjoichironishi2 Před 6 lety +2

    Top notch.
    Thanks!
    One more to add to the collection.

  • @edgygamer9732
    @edgygamer9732 Před 6 lety +10

    My evening sorted

  • @styx87
    @styx87 Před 6 lety +4

    Welcome back Yak

  • @edmunddonnelly3881
    @edmunddonnelly3881 Před 5 měsíci

    3:27 Fit 'em on your cat feet. 😂

  • @CJ_Yo_
    @CJ_Yo_ Před 3 lety

    30:10 - Ricky says Shitting then almost says the F word and remarks "you almost made me swear then"😂

  • @Matty217
    @Matty217 Před 4 lety +4

    Lol when Karl is trying to explain purchasing power to Rick, but he gets dismissed.
    Karl doesn't have fancy words or uni degrees but he actually understands the world so well. I reckon he'd actually have the highest IQ of the three if they were tested.
    Anyway cheers for the comp yak

    • @Naren25
      @Naren25 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh he clearly wouldn't

  • @roslaighleis9296
    @roslaighleis9296 Před 5 lety +3

    I love the south African accents..... go springbocks.
    South Africa best in the world.

    • @pacco9532
      @pacco9532 Před 5 lety +1

      Ros Laighleis it’s a racist shithole

  • @MrCheesyBaconBits
    @MrCheesyBaconBits Před 6 lety +2

    Thanks man

  • @LukeFG
    @LukeFG Před 3 měsíci

    Newton had his Apple, I have Rockbusters

  • @danyellx615
    @danyellx615 Před 6 lety +5

    Oh my god yak where've you been? I thought the worst!!!

  • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616

    I'm a Female Karl 100%
    *Bit* *Weird* *Init*
    *Love* *Mrs* *Dilkington* 🤟👊

    • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616
      @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 Před 5 lety

      @@jonashjerpe7421 alright... Feel free to check my channel if you like
      Just got back from ibiza 5mins ago

    • @docinsano2747
      @docinsano2747 Před 4 lety +1

      If you call yourself female Karl, you ain't. Great thing about him is how oblivious he is.

  • @animallover4955
    @animallover4955 Před 3 lety +2

    You are happier with money

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON Před rokem

    Karl, having very little knowledge of how mopping and cats work. He has had a cat before, yet he studies the behavior of slugs and bees etc..? Love Karl!

  • @markturner4020
    @markturner4020 Před 5 lety +1

    Newton didn't invent the cat mop but did invent the catflap in doors

  • @phil24jones
    @phil24jones Před 5 lety +2

    What's the name of that tune Ricky sings at 7:55?

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn Před rokem

    JLS in a tub of beans!

  • @nimilshah6689
    @nimilshah6689 Před 6 lety +5

    49:50

  • @benh4544
    @benh4544 Před 5 lety +1

    What i dont get is at 13:00 he explains the matress story differently to when he mentioned it on The RG Show..

    • @Aalborg42
      @Aalborg42 Před 4 lety

      It's nothing new. His stories change all the time. When he talks about his magpie he said he brought it to school and it flew away and never came back. Then in one of his books he writes that he deliberately left it somwhere hoping it wouldnt come back because he was sick of it .

  • @janed7774
    @janed7774 Před 6 lety +3

    When I was born my mater said I had a head like an 🍊 orange funny that ... 👶

  • @pablodiablo7175
    @pablodiablo7175 Před 4 lety +3

    I think Ricky might be a closet gay the amount of times he refers to gay things in both radio shows and podcasts .

    • @Rebecca-wite
      @Rebecca-wite Před 4 lety

      Ive read that comment about him on quite a few videos now 😂 so probably

    • @Ead32180
      @Ead32180 Před 3 lety

      For years, I thought he was gay. I never knew about Jane

  • @nimilshah6689
    @nimilshah6689 Před 6 lety +3

    18:35

  • @robertoseveno
    @robertoseveno Před 4 lety

    Lolz at 1:08:10 So you want me to undress you by a bloke and Karl's funny, kinda nervous laughter then saying Nah I'm alright

  • @williamsmith666
    @williamsmith666 Před 5 lety +8

    "I'm not a millionaire-"
    He is these days...
    And sadly, Ricky's right; we all love Karl and his ramblings, but he really did have the easiest discovery and venture into the business of show. All he had to do was be himself, and boom, instant sensation.
    Didn't have to work all that hard for it; in fact, if Ricky is to be believed, he did pretty much all the leg work to get Karl's career off the ground, while Karl really didn't do anything (he kinda strikes me as someone who just isn't able to do things himself...), so if he bitched about the money not coming in, well, he wasn't out there actively looking for work.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před 4 lety +5

      Haha Karl had a rubbish time in an idiot abroad though, it was all one big wind up! Karl deserves every penny he earned from it!

    • @Ead32180
      @Ead32180 Před 3 lety

      @Paul Mcgregor but Ricky and Steve are hilarious but on their own and together; whereas those Skankdashions are talentless pieces of crap

    • @nickjohns
      @nickjohns Před rokem

      @@AA-hg5fk agreed. But he's being very well paid though. Karl really is making money for old rope.

  • @e.t.464
    @e.t.464 Před 6 lety +2

    25:03 A good robbing.

  • @SlySportz
    @SlySportz Před 2 lety

    Can I wear gloves 😂😂😂

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 Před 3 lety

    Two men bully another man in retaliation for their own bullying in the early 80s.

  • @eternalanglo4452
    @eternalanglo4452 Před 6 lety

    Fuck me, Yak is still here.

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 Před 4 lety

    You'd be a fool not to take the money but you'd be a fool to take any

  • @allaboutedm8050
    @allaboutedm8050 Před 5 lety

    Is this from the Ricky Gervais show or xfm

    • @kaaiilleeemm
      @kaaiilleeemm Před 5 lety +1

      All About EDM xfm original radio shows, as you can hear, they take these stories they’ve already told and reuse them in the podcasts later which is used for the animation

  • @janed7774
    @janed7774 Před 6 lety +7

    Is it just me or does anyone else wish a certain persons guffawws could be edited out if some shows ? 🐦

    • @misscathybland
      @misscathybland Před 6 lety +2

      Or just turned down. Isn't everyone miked separately? In headphones it's murder.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před 3 lety

      Ricky's hyena-like laugh is so loud!

  • @samtraji1
    @samtraji1 Před 5 lety

    So did he get paid?

  • @AP-yx9de
    @AP-yx9de Před 4 lety +1

    8:50 are you a couple of benders?

  • @5uper5kill3rz
    @5uper5kill3rz Před 4 lety +5

    Are you a couple of benders? Lol couldn’t say that in 2019.

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 Před 4 lety +1

    Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 😷😊👉😴

  • @liamdude5722
    @liamdude5722 Před 4 lety +3

    Is your cat making too much noise all the time?

  • @thetopherhaslanded
    @thetopherhaslanded Před 5 lety +2

    So weird to hear Karl laugh :L

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 Před 4 lety

    But at the same time why would u bring up any serious illnesses on your first date

    • @thepontiacbandit7874
      @thepontiacbandit7874 Před 2 lety

      I wonder if he mis-heard her…you know the way he does!
      Or if he misunderstood what she meant…i dunno. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @nickjohns
      @nickjohns Před rokem

      @@thepontiacbandit7874 most probably.

  • @joelm6683
    @joelm6683 Před 5 lety +12

    “Are you a couple of benders” would never here that on radio these days now that everyone gets offended over nothing.

  • @malkchatters1046
    @malkchatters1046 Před 3 lety

    Wish Graham would keep in character and stop changing his stories.

  • @dazzfoster8825
    @dazzfoster8825 Před 2 lety

    Steve has a weird foot fetish in this one

  • @camilarestrepo444
    @camilarestrepo444 Před 3 lety

    The rampant gateway evidently bruise because option postprandially wipe toward a gamy france. fallacious, used arch

  • @ivantodorov3309
    @ivantodorov3309 Před 3 lety

    Steve's cheap

  • @_J.F_
    @_J.F_ Před 4 lety

    Taking only the audio track from what is clearly video recordings is disappointing. There are much better compilations out there!