The Complete Karl Pilkington on Dinosaurs (A compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)
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- Karl takes on Dinosaurs, Dodos, Cavemen and Museums
Check out the entire "The Complete Karl Pilkington" collection here:
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Have a look at the The Complete Karl Pilkington Collection (all his books, TV shows and other things):
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This podcast show will go down as one of the greatest pieces of comedy media.
Timeless, hilarious and never gets old. Leagues agead of its era 🤘
Ricky: What is it?
Karl: A Fella.
LOL.
Can't get enough of these brilliant compilations! Well done!
Because we all have way too much free time right now:
The Rocky Gervais Show with Rocky Gervais, Karl Pilkingstone, and Stoneven Merchant.
Rocky: So Karl, what are some of your predictions for the future?
Karl: Well, I reckon, right? That one day, we won't have to use our legs to move our cars.
Rocky: What do you mean? How would we do that?
Karl: Well I dunno but... it's just daft innit?
Stoneven: What's daft?
Karl: Well uh, you know. We're just runnin everywhere right now, aren't we?
Rocky: *Screeching laugh in background*
Stoneven: What do you mean, you stupid Cavemanc!? Of course we're not, we're in cars you idiot, they have wheels so we can go faster!
Karl: Yeah but... Wouldn't it be good if we just had the wheels instead of 'avin to flap our legs an'all?
Rocky and Stoneven: *Laughter*
Rocky: I love that! He's so lazy, he wants cars that can move themselves, so he doesn't have to "flap his legs" to get his perfectly round boulder head to work in the morning! Go on then, give us another prediction.
Karl: ...Dinosaurs.
Rocky: ...right? What about 'em?
Karl: Get rid of' em. Don't need 'em.
Stoneven: *Sigh*
Rocky: You idiot. Oh you know, they're only our greatest asset and we use them for bloody everything.
Stoneven: Nah, "don't need em! Get rid of them!"
Karl: Well I just mean like, they're dangerous aren't they. I don't want to live in a world where me alarm clock'll eat me if I don't get up on time.
Rocky and Stoneven: *Hyena Laughter*
"Ooohh, Can-You-Saurus That? Dino News!"
This is a great effort
😅😅😅
@@gabrieldruta9467yes
0:34 Her name is Judith Marshall. I Googled her and she was quite a woman!
She’s passed away now, god bless her, but she worked at the NHM for decades and had insects named after her and all that sort of thing.
And then, she talks to Karly Pilkboys on my very favourite ‘DWNE’ about cockroaches! 🪳
I love her voice and have to play along and ‘be her’ every time I hear it.
May she rest in peace, she sounds like she was a great woman.
0.5x speed and they all sound pissed out of their skulls
21:46 "Neils gone missing" 🤣🤣🤣
“Pocketing fingers with rings on them and all” Straight out of a movie... haha
Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see, somehow your words just hypnotise me
As often happens, Karl was right, dividing our perceptions into 5 senses is just a convenience
8:00
-Now you remembered me what I said
-What?
😂😂😂
"Ok so I didn't read into it but, it got me thinking. "
"Oooh, parent's evenin"
"Look, all I'm sayin' is..."
"An that"
Just a few of Karl's favorite sayings. Using his fables.
Elevating schoolboy"mate" banter from the UK to high art...
I love watching this going to sleep
Evil Curry I listen to them in bed too knocks me out
Evil Curry same. works all the time for me .only bad thing it drained my mobile phone battery once .my phone died so my alarm diddnt fo off and i missed work lol
yeah only problem is Ricky with his laugh waking me up
@@kristianhumphreys3359 sleep timer
I thought I was the only one who did that, and am sure that my wife thinks I'm crazy because of it. I will send her this link so she can see I'm not.
8:30 "7 million bits of stuff"
You know the Flintstones is only partly based on fact.
I wanted that to go on longer
He's right about the animals. If we find them tasty, we farm them and they would thrive (obviously before we made them into burgers).
@Andrew Tucker
Apart from all the species of giant tortoises and the dodo, you mean. Right? 😉
Bet Stephen Merchant in school could complete the Rubiks Cube in less than 40 seconds. Lanky streak of piss
HAHAHAHA! So fkn true!
I wish the ppl that kindly compile all these wonderful excerpts of these radio shows and podcasts would go that extra step and learn how to normalise audio.
The more I watch these the more I think karl is the smartest in the room
I agree with that statement. I wonder if it's because he's so often wrong and ignorant that when he's not it's such an extreme contrast.
@@Bollibompa I think he makes good general points sometimes and they latch on to like one little thing he says that's not right. And then they steer away from the main point that's kinda abstract but makes sense to make him seem dumb by the little thing
@@dylancarter2673
Yeah, that's why I love An idiot abroad and Moaning of life since it allows Karl to speak his mind without the constant interruptions from Ricky or Steven.
@@Bollibompa
He needs interupting or he would never stop chatting s##te.
It annoys me when Steve stops Rickys cross examination during monkey news.
"Oh, there's the owl head, peacock feather thing'
" Which is mainly made to be on walls"
No one has ever said that in the history of the world!
They eat lettuce!
😮😮😮
Flintstones was 200% accurate...karl and me cant be the only ones who know this
Awesome work man 👍
There are new revelations about the Rat in the Study at 43:00. Essentially the theory is invalidated because the rat was in an environment where it had nothing else with which to occupy it's time BUT to hit the lever. It was in a box with nothing but a lever and few other things. Rats in nature do not show this same compulsion toward drug addiction. Give em emothing to do, like listen to Karl Blather on all day :)
if only ricky wasnt so loud
Agreed. Try listening to this to go to sleep and he's screaming loud
I would sleep for more than 5 mins before being woke up😳
When he laughs I sometimes think that the reason they get on so well is because ricky laughs like a monkey
He is the opposite of Karl...that's what makes it work
Gervais is a very lucky knob
Please tell Steve Merchant that it is not "nucular". It's "nuclear" - "new-clear".
A Trex is closer to an iPad than a stegosaurus on a timeline
In time yes, but not in physical structure
Vowww
"it's fuckin' bollocks"
Whats up with all the karl pilkington compilation channels all of a sudden?
styx87 Im not complaining :)
I am because most of them are just re-uploads of the other channels and vice-versa so alot of the time I get the same video but different title.
Bald Manc channel is the main culprit Beware of him
It's kind of annoying because I listen to these when im driving and it sucks when im on my way and the same video I just watched on bald mank shows up. I think and this is a theory all these channels are owned by the same person. It's an easy way to make money on youtube because he doesn't have to edit or anything. Actually I might try this out because you can make at least 250-500 a month doing this.
styx87 I have the Same problem.
47:00
Fucks me off when the don’t listen to Karl’s point. Merchant brown noses gervais. It is true how u can feel someone looking at you
Brutalearll Always someone complaining about Steve. If it annoys you that much don’t bother listening too it. Without Steve these shows would have been crap.
Tom W gotta have your critics🤷🏽♂️
You think he has a good point?
You absolutely cannot sense when other people look at you. If you could, that sense would be going off constantly when you're in public. You can hear or feel or see something which causes you to look around and notice someone looking at you, but there's no sensor in your brain which detects the sightlines of other people
where is the clip from 39:50 what show
Natural History - The Ricky Gervais Show
They did over farm it Karl...
I've got to admit though, I too am sick of Wendy and I never did see her little show.
The rat experiment was a bad experiment: isolating a very social specied of rat in a tiny box and being surprised it chose pleadure over food...
8:41 36:30
Karl is right about us having more or potentially more senses. Sharks has an extra sense. Learn about that Ricky and Steve!
Karl Pilkington for president 💭🌹🎡🙏
IMO, what Karl means by an extra sense is called intuition, which is more conceptual, rather than hearing, seeing, feeling, etc. I may be wrong though..
There's loads, like temperature, pressure, balance, thirst
Bullocks
and what extra sense would that be? The ability to see ghosts? Karl was talking about instinct but called it the 6th sense. That's not how senses work now how it's defined. We receive information through 5 means: sight, smell, feel, sound, taste. Then the brain receives that information and interprets it. there is no evidence of the ability to receive information through any other means.
Sharks have the ability to sense electric currents in the water. Idk how this is supposed to relate to humans at all. Sounds a bit egocentric. " If sharks have an extra sense, we must have one too!" That's not how the world works.
@@titus17
Well said.
Also how do we know if sharks can taste, hear, smell or feel like we do?
All this AMMH hate
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10:35
Heard better quality audio 🤔
Jennifer ok Wendy. Can't wait until your Karl pilkington compilation comes out.