Karl Pilkington's Funniest Stupid Moments | Compilation, The Idiot Special
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These 3 honestly saved my life ...I'm so depressed I didn't want to be here ....only had them to cheer me up ...not asking for sympathy but they got me thru ..God bless Karl n CZcams ...thank u from the bottom of my heart
I’m on that same train .You’ve just got to keep on plodding on 😀
Chin up matey 🙏
Hope you're feeling better, man 👍
The podcasts got me through some tough times too buddy
James Bedford .... how are you feeling now ? I do hope u r still OK . I can relate to what u wrote ....I started listening in Oct. 2018 whilst I was in a woman’s refuge for domestic abuse victims . 3 years on and I’m still listening every night before and when I drift off to sleep ......it’s my favourite time of the day TBH ☹️. I’m still depressed but I keep plodding on 🙃. Sending u a cuddle and a hug and wishing you a very happy future .
I’ve been listening to these guys for over 10 years now. It started as listening while I went for walks etc and they soon became my comfort. Whenever I’m low or depressed, I turn to these 3 guys . They’ve saved me xxx
Same as....if i need a laugh i turn to these uploads karl can have me laughing out loud. I feel sad for ppl who never heatd these three..🦋💕
I've listened to these since day 1 when they were originally aired on XFM. I was in my 20s and a young, carefree young woman. Now, I'm 43 in a few months and these uploads to CZcams quite possibly have saved me from going over the edge with my depression more times I care to remember.
Thank You for this. Not all Heroes wear capes ❤
You were there from day one?
@@DJ_Spazzy I've listened to them since they were on air from day 1
@@KatieBlue16 and you've kept up with them since?
@@DJ_Spazzy yeah, I'm here aren't I 😁
@katieBlue16 same here they have kept me going for years with my mental health glad it helps you too
“I’m using me fables!” Is easily my favorite thing to come out of Karl’s mouth on the radio.
I’d use that for my ringtone.
31:30 timestamp (started at the beginning of the bit)
USE YOUR BRAIN INSTEAD!
Well use ya brain instead! 😁👌🏻🤣
Use your brain instead 😂😂
I'm a builder and i listen to these 3 at work, often found laughing out loud! I've introduced them to many of my customers 😂🙌🏻
More karl fans is always welcomed
Have you got a little hairy fella working for you?
hopping from building to building just building?
Always sleep listening to their podcasts but Ricky’s laugh always wakes me up 😂
This happens to me all the time too, but I adore that laugh! It’s so infectious 😂
You get used to it after a few years
Wish I. Ould hug you
Have listened to Karl, Steve and Ricky every night for the past 9 years or so. Give or take the odd night off. Now I find I can't sleep without listening to them. Such a comfort 😊Noone makes me laugh as much!
So true , I'm a time served xfm fan too , just the best and funny every time
Same
Right there with ya. Puts me to sleep like a baby. Until Ricky’s screeching laugh wakes me up.
I started listening to them in 2013 when I was backpacking and in noisy hostels, now I listen every night before I go off to sleep. And they are still hilarious.
There appears to be thousands of us.
Pretty much every night for me for years too..
Have everything on the phone, dip into YT for a mix some nights.
Funniest thing I've ever heard.
I’m not even joking when I say this but I learnt more from every podcast/radio show they did compared to school. It’s been over 10 years since I’ve found these three and it still never gets old
But can you kick yer height?
Boswell
Its crazy how old these podcasts are early 2000s i mean like in 2011 i thought these were current and it is crazy because its like these were the first podcasts to be called podcasts
Henry the eighth's wives?
👌🤟
Karl is a brilliant narrator. There’s something soothing about his voice.
Puts me asleep like a baby. 😴
Can't stand the Manc drawl. . Not even from this self pitying guy.
Somewhat hypnotic isn’t it
Merchant is underrated he actually gets the best out of Karl 😆😅😂
fr tho
king of the one liners Merchant.
@@jonnnyonion MECHANT
"It tricks me ead."
Brilliant channel keep up the good work!! The cherry on top is no Ads 👍👍👍
'When Apes go Mental', hosted by Karl Pilkington, coming to Sky One... could be the greatest show ever.
When’s that on?
Its the calm coolness of Stephen, very brief pause, then Ricky's laugh that sets me off every time😂
Feeling suicidal and stressed out, but Karl will always be there to make me laugh. Best wishes to all of the fans - we worship the most incredible man. The almighty “squozen” one.
Been there myself dude, keep the laughs coming dont let it eat up,talk to your people, amd things will improve.stay strong homie❤️
Ngl think 70% of the world population is suicidal and so am I, there’s no hope
“Worship” is a little strong…
@@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv Speak for yourself. Or get a sense of humour. I’d have hoped you had one if you like XFM…
@@PommeLavande
*You* speak for yourself. You’re the one saying “we” worship him. Fucking weird, dude.
Karl reading a review about Karl Kennedy off neighbours and thinking it's his dad... brilliant
Thank you for these guys, it’s getting me through some hard times. It really makes me laugh which I haven’t done in a while.
How does KP come off with most of this?? 😂 he’s just a natural funny guy he literally has me in pain laughing. Always cheers me up
"I'm using me fables!"- Karl
"Use your brain instead" - Ricky
Atleast Karl is himself 👌💯 all Steve does is hold Ricky's pockets. Ricky says "jump steve" "how high" he replies. "Bend over steve" you can finish the rest 😂
Indeed😮
Every night, this on with my phone on my pillow, sets me up just right for the next day in work
Boswell incident 👽 🛸
Was that in New Bexico?
"It tricks me 'ed" 😂
Why are ricky and steve so amused by a ship with rough areas? That's an exact description of the Titanic. A huge ship divided into classes.
On the Titanic, people in the steerage section were not allowed to leave the area. The funny part was that today's cruise ships are so big that there could he BAD AREAS like an area of town.
i remember listening to this back in the day. legends and pioneers
Karl's timing is immaculate.
Love these types of vidoes with the black screens. Great for falling asleep listening to them without the glare of thr screen keeping you awake. Good stuff out of you 👍
Just turn your screen off. Saves battery too.
@@Crashawsome wow that's great isn't it, well done for that bit of information 👏
What a off these guys are got me through a really low patch aswel so massive thank you.
I can understand why Ricky gets a buzz from Karl. He's so funny without realising it.
He calls him the most funny unintentional comedian ever
Thick people have no idea that is the case.
@@Helter195 karl is playing a part, they all are.
@@blobcity3591you are right to a point, they play up to their "parts" more as the show goes on and gained popularity but that's why the early radio shows were the best.
The poem "Me Ward" is absolutely brilliant 😏
These three guys are the best drinking buddies possible! But how could we find a pub large enough to accommodate Karl’s JD&coke with his Empire State Building sized ice cube😂🤣😂 These guys have pulled me through dark times since I first listened on XFM in 2002, thanks RS&K👍
You can't beat this. It is genius
Karl is a pure soul, isn't he. "Theres Luxury cruise ships so big that there are some rough areas" - classic Pilkington. His book the 'Moaning of Life' is one of funniest books i've read. Even better than the tv series its based on.
I'm listening to this in dialysis and loving it 🤣🤣🤣
Hope you're doing well
Good luck. God bless.
I got a transplant in September and I'm flying it thanks 😊 👍👍👍play a record lol 😆
@@paulpiker5909 Karl said they’re doing head transplants now.
@@joewright9879 play a record 🤣
I love how Karl just takes all the shit Ricky gives him lol what a champ
He takes all Rickys crap but not Stephens , mainly because Rick is his meal ticket and he is jelous of Steve.
@@robertsmith9076 he wasn’t jealous is Steve he just knew he was a easier target than Ricky
Indeed 🎉
There was a old fella passing wind he didn’t even try the cover it up with a cough 😅🤣he really is the best thing that happened to this world🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😁😁😁😆😆😆
"Gave it a bit of a rinse" I am dying LOL
I still LMAO at “rummanging”
"you're mixing history with Greek mythology" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You've absolutely treated us with this one. Sleep well people
Thank you! Glad you're enjoying the content!
They wake you up to give you sleeping pills lol.
Karl's poetry is awesome 👍👍👍
Using me fables gets me every time i swear :)
This stuff is pure gold
dude i'm knees deep in shit in my life right now, nothing makes me happy and i'm stressed out as fuck trying to solve a thousand problems at once. i've been grumpy and rude for a couple months now due to stress, nothing makes me laugh. i already knew ricky and stephen but for some reason i wasn't aware of karl. i saw my first 'karl video' about two days ago. i still can't think about foodage without laughing to the point that tears come out my eyes. thank you for cheering me up when nothing else could, you goddamn stupidest genius ever.
I get you exactly, my story is the same as yours-nothing was able to bring me comfort. I used to watch the Ricky Gervais Show with my grandson years ago when he was about six, we watched all the shows together and laughed our heads off. Anyway, I started listening to these CZcams vids a couple of months ago when I was in a really dark place and it’s helped me so much. I turn the lights out at bedtime and listen, having a great laugh. I always fall asleep before the end though, lol. What’s amazing is that I’ve had to use sleeping pills for several years, but since listening to these I’ve barely had to use them and sleep so much better. These three are a cure for sadness and insomnia. ♥️ Hope you’re feeling better too!
“Whether it was Interflora behind the hit.” Dying. 😂😂😂
Helped me get through some difficult times.
You know when you hear "oh hello " you it's gonna be good
This always cheers me up
Glad I could be of help, Kay!
Both Karl and Ricky's impressions of a gay man always start with 'ooh!', I wonder if one got it from the other
isnt the other guy gay? maybe its from him.
@@aredub1847 no he has a girlfriend now
Karl is hilarious
Excellent stuff. Just stumbled upon Karl p’s genius
There's a precursor word you've omitted from genius.
It's autistic genius you meant.
You're so lucky. You have years of entertainment ahead of you.
@@user-ew7nz3yw2i hes not autistic. hes just a dumb knob. bet he votes for boris.
@@aredub1847 Karl is most certainly "on the spectrum", his learning disabilities alone are an obvious clue.
This is brilliant 🤣 really cheered me up
Thank you for your work sir
You saved my life
I cud listen 2 Karl allday he actually makes alot of sense
Don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing but I can relate to a lot of what Karl comes out with lol
That Princess Diana bit. Fucking hell 💀😳🤣🤣🤣
Karl isnt stupid, he just thinks different.
He thinks like a child. I remember being 8 years old and saying things like "dogs have human eyes" and "Could you plug up a volcano?" Most people have just forgotten how they thought as children so his ramblings sound more profound than they actually are. Whether that's stupid or not depends on whether you classify children as stupid. I'd say more misinformed, ignorant and very curious.
Ly.
Questioning the point of anti biotics, believing in the monkey news, and applying human like traits to animals is kinda stupid. I love Karl, but do you not listen to him?
“It was that big it had rough areas on it” 🤣
Can’t fault Mr K Pilkington . What a guy.
@Luke Firstborn Our most valued customer.
@@ancilodon he threw it in the bin 🗑️
I accidentally came across this podcast. Had never heard of it. Love to fall asleep listening to them. The guy in the hospital who had problems with passing wind, had a colostomy bag, according to Karl. He couldn't control it, especially if it was coming out of his colostomy. I have an ileostomy, I should know. Not very fun but pretty funny, even from my standpoint I get it.
Karl MVP
Is that the Freddie Boswell incident 🤣,p.s this is the best channel on CZcams thank you kind sir 👍🏻
I love that with each "BONG" ricky's laugh increases 😂
Me fables brought me here 😃
This gets better each time
Ah …the Boswell Incident. 😂
My daughter’s high school hook is Boswell HS so I especially loved that part 🥰 😆
i have the cc on to help with the unfamiliar accents
it just called him "Kyle Parkington"
it also has a lot of problems with "Toblerone"
Karl definitely kept Ricky relevant! Only reason I even hear Ricky or Stephen’s voice is because I’m listening for Karl
You’re also listening to something that’s almost 2 decades old. Ricky remained relevant through his own success, which includes Karl. We wouldn’t know Karl if it wasn’t for Ricky, and we wouldn’t of gotten a lot of the content without Stephen telling Ricky to shut up and let Karl talk. Not being rude, just educating.
@@FarewellFix Very true being ESN Karl should think himself lucky he met Rick.
@@FarewellFix true but Karl is funnier than both Ricky and Steve IMO.
I agree with you somewhat, but all of Ricky's shows have been hugely successful - whether they're good or bad 😅
@@FarewellFixI know as much as I dislike Stephen he's necessary to the equation
The rain man line from Steve was one of the funniest things I ever heard
Where is that?
@@louissanderson719 Bit starts at 48:39. Gotta hear the whole part to really appreciate it
🤣😂🤣 Rik Waller ..fuck im laughin so much...saviours...tough crowd...we are all here for the same reason lol SAVIOURS
Karls Humour Is Very Close To The Way I Am. Nearly 20 Years Later, I Find This Stuff So Very Funny. Relate To All. 😅
lol this was hilarious
The cow one 😂 Literally spat some of my sandwich out
that intro is brilliant with his round little head spinning around xD
I was rummageging for this
As someone who is diagnosed with chronic kidney stones I feel you're pain Karl
I hope you can heal soon
‘It tricks me ead’
Night everyone
Night n that.
Never a dull moment with Karl.... these are good friends too...if you don't make fun and insult your friends to their face(s)....are you really friends or just pretending?
Goodnight peeps
Mr.K dilkington
Our most valued customer
I threw it in the bin
Over the years, that one line has given me a giggle when I really needed it.
Right on carl 👍
Very funnyyyy😊
Surely this should be a much longer video
“ cause it tricks me head “
😊
"Good dancer" 😂
9:46 You can hear Karl say "I imagine a lot of people make the same mistake" at the same time as Ricky saying "I like it", which is just as well it was muffled by Ricky talking as he got reprimanded on air during the xfm days when he said "they do all look the same".
Karl up man.
´Me Ward’ 😂😂😂😂
Karl's spiritual IQ is 3.3 times higher than Ricky Gervais's and Stephen Merchant's combined.
It's a good job spirituality means fuck all then
What does that even mean? I mean, do you even know what that means? If spiritual IQ means complaining and being miserable 24/7 then maybe.
It's about how Karl is able to appreciate the little things in life; the mundane things and is not just self-obsessed, like most people. He has genuine empathy. The whinging and moaning is part of the 'persona' he's developed for the public. Although not classically educated or an intellectual Karl knows exactly what he is doing.
Not to burst anyone's bubble here but you do realize that the three of them are a comedy team and these podcasts are not spontaneous? They've recorded many of Karl's stories more than once and each time Ricky and Steve act surprised at what Karl comes out with even though they've (and we've) heard it before. This being one example.
Still love the K Man though.
@@boogiedahomey You're totally wrong. A nobody trying to look informed. Grow up son, nobody wants to pay you attention. Deal with it.
@@boogiedahomey Yes Karl has even told the same story with different endings. One example is his dads mate John the screw at 1st he owned a D.I.Y shop hence the nickname. Then in a later discussion he was a cabbie. There are a few others i have noticed.
It tricks me head lol!
Karl should watch the mourning after with Christopher hitchens on Princess Diana
0:34 “You had kidney stones sorted..”
'Rain Man' hahahahahah
A cyclop!!!🤣🤣🤣
What episode is the cruise ship one from??
G'night, knob'eads. Alrite
Do not before bed. You'll be up all night 😂😂😂😂😂
“The business graph”
I have faith in the WOK, (Wisdom of Karl)
Karl, if by any chance you have knowledge of why or how do carpet squares move, I would appreciate your input. I live down under and my squares always move from left to right.
Do your squares also move, and if so, in what direction.
Time is not in the essence of your reply.
Yours in anticipation, P L
PS left is North.