Hilarious Karl Pilkington 5

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  • čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
  • Considering how many X FM shows/podcasts there are & that almost everything that comes out of Karl's mouth is comedy gold it's difficult to put together a list of his funniest comments. Therefore here are just a handful of my favourites.
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Komentáře • 253

  • @oneonetwothreefiveeight
    @oneonetwothreefiveeight Před 11 lety +118

    fingers hovering over the volume knob in anticipation of ricky's laugh

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha223 Před 11 lety +44

    Steve: "There's no RAM pack - BLURGH"
    oh my god I laughed so hard I choked...seriously one of the funniest moments ever.

  • @rchaffer
    @rchaffer Před 10 lety +70

    5:40 - the things in Gremlins were actually called Mogwai, which explains why he went in that direction by Mowgli

    • @Bradless09
      @Bradless09 Před 3 lety +8

      Thanks Gremlin expert

    • @murilloomarson3061
      @murilloomarson3061 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah Ricky's such total asshat too busy bullying the poor fellow. Sad really that he must do this to a simpleton to feel smart.

    • @DovahFett
      @DovahFett Před 3 lety +8

      @@murilloomarson3061 You know not even Karl considered it bullying, and people asked him all the time if he ever felt he was being bullied. You know what his response always was? He said that people like you that accuse Ricky of abusing him are wasting your time and his time because all you do is just that, accuse. The complaints and objections of people like you changed nothing for Karl. To him talk is meaningless.
      And Karl's far from being some "poor fellow", Ricky's made him a millionaire, paid for him to travel the world, made him world famous, etc. Who knows where he would have ended up without Ricky. Being called a buffoon (which Karl himself has admitted to on occasion) is a small sacrifice to make for all of that.
      I also don't think Ricky does it to feel smart. He does it because it entertains him and the listener, and he knows how to get the best out of Karl. If he simply wanted to feel smart he'd go home and stare at his awards.

    • @murilloomarson3061
      @murilloomarson3061 Před 3 lety

      @Oblivion'sLegend too long... didn't waste time reading it. make it shorter.

    • @DovahFett
      @DovahFett Před 3 lety +11

      @@murilloomarson3061 Words too long. Hurt caveman brain. Me go hit rock with head instead.

  • @MMKLYH
    @MMKLYH Před 5 lety +16

    There are always times of the year where I will watch Karl pilkington every day for a few weeks and these are the best times of the year

  • @1Kilili
    @1Kilili Před 9 lety +75

    Karl is soooo refreshingly authentic and pure. We all need to be a little more like Karly Pilkington :)

  • @ItsYaBoyYogi
    @ItsYaBoyYogi Před rokem +6

    11:26 I love how tickled Karl is here lol

  • @jenspyck
    @jenspyck Před 11 lety +24

    "Jafa cakes cure cancer"
    I died!!!
    PLAY A RECORD

  • @emweeriot1081
    @emweeriot1081 Před 8 lety +67

    I was that wound up, I was sick

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 Před 4 lety +1

      👍 liked I

    • @DayneGodwin
      @DayneGodwin Před 3 lety +1

      "What do you mean I can't play Frogger?! *bluurghhh*"

  • @w8omg
    @w8omg Před 10 lety +56

    I love the part about "what were the things in "Gremlins" called?
    Very funny but I did know the word he was actually looking for was "Mogwai" not "gremlins"

    • @NiallSlimDrew
      @NiallSlimDrew Před 9 lety +4

      Well, technically they are called Gremlins but that one Gremlin was called Mogwai. If he said that "Whats that thing (singular) in Gremlins called" then he would of worked.
      /grammernazi

    • @thomasanderson6931
      @thomasanderson6931 Před 9 lety +17

      Niall Drew Actually I think the mogwai where the little fluffy things that gizmo is and the gremlins are the scaly green bastards that spawned off of him.

    • @alriooreo
      @alriooreo Před 9 lety +4

      Thomas Anderson
      Bang on

    • @w8omg
      @w8omg Před 9 lety

      ***** The plural of Mogwai is Mogwai.

    • @science8865
      @science8865 Před 8 lety

      +FrigginTiiX Gremlins are evil or at least mischievous in Western mythology so both names fit the bad guys. Anyway, don't forget that they are the same creature, just different "phases". Loving the pedantry folk.

  • @SoftwareTheft
    @SoftwareTheft Před 11 lety +6

    'where are we?' can't manage to locate himself in the space time continuum.

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars Před 9 lety +17

    11:33 I love hearing Karl laugh.

  • @harrychalmers2141
    @harrychalmers2141 Před 9 lety +8

    "Where are we?" Hahahaha

  • @JVCLUMD99
    @JVCLUMD99 Před 11 lety +2

    i don't think i will ever get bored of Karl

  • @Sheak04
    @Sheak04 Před 11 lety +18

    imagine the crazy shit suzanne has heard

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka Před 10 lety +27

    I've never heard Karl laugh so much. it's so strange and cute.

    • @blkcpdconure
      @blkcpdconure Před 9 lety +19

      An Idiot Abroad: Bucket List in the episode where he goes to New Zealand to bungee jump(doesn't do it) then ends up at that island where he does a 5 foot bungee jump. Then he talks to Ricky on the phone and genuinely laughs at himself. I love that scene!

    • @w8m4n
      @w8m4n Před 5 lety

      blkcpdconure yeah haha me too. He loves it. Probably the most I've seen him laugh. Always gets me

  • @sonnieM
    @sonnieM Před 7 lety +7

    When he mentioned Tandys 😂😂😂 that's where I got my Atari from lol

    • @14kip
      @14kip Před 5 lety +1

      Sonya Millward lol I csn remember buying my Nintendo from there 😂

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin8776 Před 4 lety +21

    “What are the things in gremlins called”

  • @josephperei2024
    @josephperei2024 Před rokem

    "What were the 'things' in gremlins called?" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ITILII
    @ITILII Před 2 lety +1

    Who don't LOVE Pilky !!!!! Karl Pilkington for President of Society !!!😂

  • @pennycolquitt2595
    @pennycolquitt2595 Před 7 lety +9

    They need to create a series that is all recreations of events from Karl's childhood. Surely it would be a huge hit. Sort of like shameless but more bizarre.

  • @JG-ib7xk
    @JG-ib7xk Před 5 lety +4

    "After half time."

  • @noveltybobel
    @noveltybobel Před 10 lety +5

    I would love to live my life with Karl Pilkington's brain in my head

  • @Tehweirdkat
    @Tehweirdkat Před 11 lety +2

    I lost it when Ricky said "For a snack" :'D

  • @JimbobFaz
    @JimbobFaz Před 11 lety +2

    Karl is the best, he speaks his mind and it is amazing!

  • @shotsnoods
    @shotsnoods Před 11 lety +2

    I SWEAR, THIS BLOKE IS A FUCKING LEGEND.

  • @cerealfamine1
    @cerealfamine1 Před 8 lety +7

    when did the bee sting you? when i was playing football. hahaha

    • @Paddy.C
      @Paddy.C Před 8 lety +1

      "No,I mean actually at what point during this story."
      "Just after halftime."
      Fucking priceless!!

  • @paulbradford8240
    @paulbradford8240 Před rokem

    Steve :- "You're not confusing your past with an episode of Dr Who?" That made me laugh out loud and I'm on my own. So quick.

  • @MrDungleweed
    @MrDungleweed Před 10 lety +4

    Comedy genius. Karl Pilkington!

  • @stocksyere
    @stocksyere Před 4 lety +1

    Train set blown up 😂😂

  • @freddieandthebear
    @freddieandthebear Před 11 lety +3

    small cake, one half spongy, the other side has a bit of strong orange jelly hidden beneath a chocolate coating. (tea dipping risk = high)

  • @2006MC
    @2006MC Před 11 lety

    LOL thank you for the explanations, the jaffa cake bit was probably the hardest I laughed during this video...that and "they die don't they?"

  • @clearedforlandingsim
    @clearedforlandingsim Před 11 lety +1

    09:51
    Steve: "Where was she ( the elephant woman) going?"
    Ricky: "London Zoo please, brrrrrroooooooooo" hahaa brilliant

  • @Gamerinthehive
    @Gamerinthehive Před rokem +1

    Met him a few years ago on his book tour, he is exactly the same in person too

  • @seanuk7757
    @seanuk7757 Před 8 měsíci

    Carl is 100% correct about the baguette

  • @Zissou115
    @Zissou115 Před 7 lety

    "I'm not sure you're from Manchester. I think you're from like Narnia or something" hahaha

  • @filthyhole3962
    @filthyhole3962 Před 4 lety +1

    Fantastic job balancing the audio between clips, bravo

  • @2006MC
    @2006MC Před 11 lety

    it's funny you guys explained it to me using the term biscuit haha....luckily I know that that's what we call a cookie lol

  • @johmedis
    @johmedis Před 11 lety +1

    "I'll be uhh... I'll be thirty next month. This month. No, next- Wha- Where are we?!"

  • @deanmarriott3123
    @deanmarriott3123 Před 11 lety

    the amount of times i listened to this!

  • @JelloMiniatures
    @JelloMiniatures Před 11 lety +1

    Mogwai when they are cute and cuddly, Gremlins when they go crazy.

  • @vergil43
    @vergil43 Před 11 lety +1

    Rickys face on karls phone gets me everytime

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn Před rokem +1

    Reality TV really missed an opp here, following Karl for a few days, would just have made such class TV

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 Před 4 lety +1

    Brilliant 🌞🌞cracking

  • @markgriffin6197
    @markgriffin6197 Před 9 lety +1

    Karl is just class he realy makes me laugh

  • @CoriniansSaySalame
    @CoriniansSaySalame Před 11 lety +1

    His face in the thumbnail XD

  • @JoeWright30
    @JoeWright30 Před 10 lety

    Nicely done

  • @geekydaddy7163
    @geekydaddy7163 Před rokem

    All my youtube suggestions are Karl Pilkington videos😂

  • @LucicPower
    @LucicPower Před 11 lety +1

    I think the Father on that 70's show might be Karls Father.

  • @THerculez
    @THerculez Před 9 lety +7

    How could you have not seen your brother for 11 years that's insane

  • @RoryEastwayMMA
    @RoryEastwayMMA Před 11 lety +1

    the bit when ricky and steve start making karl out to look like a fool for saying "What were the things in gremlins called?" after he hears the word 'Mogli' ... that bit pisses me off so much, because they were actually called Mogwai in gremlins and karl was spot on.. sorta ;)

  • @woody4114
    @woody4114 Před 11 lety

    I agree with you but you gotta admit its funny when karl is like "oh no" but yeh agree with you.

  • @freakkiller277
    @freakkiller277 Před 11 lety

    well said

  • @DarkHelm78
    @DarkHelm78 Před 11 lety +1

    If you get the mogwai wet, it will give birth to more mogwai.
    If you feed it after midnight, then it turns into a gremlin.

  • @TheLolPoster
    @TheLolPoster Před 11 lety

    Hes not on about the gremlins hes on about the cute ones :P

  • @Razvan90
    @Razvan90 Před 8 lety +9

    What are the things in 'Gremlins' called?

  • @SuperflyGaming
    @SuperflyGaming Před 11 lety

    Custard Creams, Bourbon Creams, Malted Milk, Nice, Jaffa Cakes, Chocolate coated, Digestive, Rich Tea

  • @optifog
    @optifog Před 11 lety

    I've told anecdotes more than once, and they're not fake. :P

  • @crafty192
    @crafty192 Před 10 lety +1

    I listen to these guys all the time, but they often have the same conversations 2 or more times and its like they are having it for the first time. Sometimes makes me think that they set the conversations up on purpose

  • @Zerpentile93
    @Zerpentile93 Před 10 lety +5

    I wonder how many other Karls there are out there who are not known. :)

  • @LouisInHD
    @LouisInHD Před 11 lety +1

    funnies't thing on youtube!

  • @jaythosonmp439
    @jaythosonmp439 Před 4 lety

    doctor: see mr gervais you have too much air in your lungs, i prescribe you with getting 2 stupid answers from karl pilkington for 4 days, you'll have no air left from laughing

  • @A7ibAllah
    @A7ibAllah Před 8 lety +4

    Mogwaiiiiiiii!!!

    • @Zkkr429
      @Zkkr429 Před 8 lety

      +A7ibAllah Gremlins you twunt!

    • @A7ibAllah
      @A7ibAllah Před 8 lety

      +Josh Hanson 🖕

    • @playstationnation1515
      @playstationnation1515 Před 8 lety

      They're Mogwai until they are fed after midnight and transform so it all depends on what stage of the creatures he's thinking of from the movie.

    • @isaacharkton6169
      @isaacharkton6169 Před 3 lety

      Allah is gay

  • @crafty192
    @crafty192 Před 10 lety

    Yeah thats what I was thinking, like the animated show is the same conversations but re-done with swearing and extra bits of info

  • @Impulze08
    @Impulze08 Před 11 lety

    They're a sort of cake/biscuit with a sponge base, and an orange-flavoured jelly coated in chocolate on top

  • @Metrallata
    @Metrallata Před 10 lety +1

    4:00 picture explanation- Karl showing how he has to pay to receive text messages, so ricky texts him things like this.

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 Před 10 lety +1

    The things in Gremlins were called Mogwai. He's not thinking of 'gremlins'.

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe Před 11 lety

    good for you :)

  • @stewie1974
    @stewie1974 Před 11 lety +1

    They were talking about mogli from the jungle book, karl asks what the things in Gremlins were called.... Come on Ricky, see the link... He was asking what the -non- Gremlins were... the Mogwai... Mogli...Mogwai....see the connection.

  • @0229jc94
    @0229jc94 Před 11 lety

    Press pause -> press play -> press '5' a few times -> laugh

  • @ThePresident001
    @ThePresident001 Před 9 lety +1

    Spuds for heads

  • @ofir12212
    @ofir12212 Před 11 lety

    do one more!!

  • @mickeyesa
    @mickeyesa Před 11 lety

    Yeah, he's naturally loud with a high pitched laugh. My laugh is the same way.

  • @animeswitch
    @animeswitch Před 11 lety

    the name for things like cookies like rich tea biscuits, hobnobs, custard creams, chocolate bonbons.

  • @TheLydianRocks
    @TheLydianRocks Před 11 lety

    The Mogwai spawns other Mogwai if it gets wet. The original was the only one that DIDN'T turn into a gremlin, If it eats after midnight it will turn, if it's spawn eat after midnight they will turn. In the end the original Mogwai is the only one who didn't (and refused) to eat after midnight.
    I feel old..... :D

  • @domo400
    @domo400 Před 9 lety +2

    Cheers to the misfits!!

  • @AaRoNMaRsHy
    @AaRoNMaRsHy Před 11 lety

    its like a biscuit but soft like a cake coverd in chocolate and under the chocolate there is a orange flavored jelly lol thats how i would explain it and there really nice

  • @Crashpng
    @Crashpng Před 9 lety +1

    0:04 i luv english bull terriers

    • @WowGAM3RZ
      @WowGAM3RZ Před 9 lety

      MrSlothGameing love how you spelt "gaming" wrong xD looooool

    • @Crashpng
      @Crashpng Před 9 lety +1

      ***** XD ik

  • @mikkyochimp
    @mikkyochimp Před 11 lety

    thats the whole point

  • @psychobollox
    @psychobollox Před 11 lety

    holy fuck, batman! (excuse convoluted pun!)
    i've scanned that - very interesting ... gonna read properly later, when i've eaten.
    thank you ever so much for that! :)

  • @onza222
    @onza222 Před 11 lety

    6!!!

  • @lucaj3937
    @lucaj3937 Před 11 lety +1

    you managed to get every sound level in this video completely different, amazing.

  • @Enceladus5280
    @Enceladus5280 Před 11 lety

    All of those types you listed are available from every grocery and convenience store in America, and are located in, get this, the cookie aisle.

  • @pepelucho1751
    @pepelucho1751 Před 4 lety +1

    Play a record!

  • @lanamal
    @lanamal Před 11 lety

    I wanted to say the same thing but these shows are years and years old lol..

  • @naqdensjam
    @naqdensjam Před 11 lety

    "What are the thhings in gremlins caled?"

  • @thebeatles240
    @thebeatles240 Před 11 lety

    'What are the things in Gremlins called?'

  • @jedwardnygma9245
    @jedwardnygma9245 Před 11 lety

    Karls brother is a FUCKING LEGEND!!!

  • @williamjglover
    @williamjglover Před 11 lety +1

    To be fair to karl, he was thinking of Mogwai, not Gremlins

  • @paulbradford8240
    @paulbradford8240 Před rokem

    There are some that believe Karl's origin of the baguette, although the Napoleon link is just a theory.

  • @AlexLilley
    @AlexLilley Před 11 lety

    I wouldn't be surprised if they repeated this conversation somewhere later down the line and used that instead. They often repeat some of Karl's stories even in the podcasts from the radio show

  • @eminc4135
    @eminc4135 Před 10 lety

    And Karl is a lucky man.

  • @gazzage92
    @gazzage92 Před 11 lety

    There called Mogwai when their normal but once they feed after midnight that's what turns them into Gremlins.

  • @mogwaigremlin7188
    @mogwaigremlin7188 Před 10 lety

    Kark is quite correct about the origins of the crusty bread butty.

  • @Ellis01234567890
    @Ellis01234567890 Před 11 lety

    Karl... We've had sky here for quite a while now... We even have internet.

  • @MrScottev
    @MrScottev Před 11 lety +1

    Mogwai which turn into gremlins

  • @devilrobbie25
    @devilrobbie25 Před 11 lety +1

    its not the sound quality its just his high pitched laugh, i find it the same on all these clips,

  • @TheMrFunktastic2
    @TheMrFunktastic2 Před 10 lety

    Fuckin' hippo in 'ere!

  • @OK2BCK
    @OK2BCK Před 10 lety

    he IS one

  • @fonkyman
    @fonkyman Před 10 lety +2

    lol his life must be awesome hes famous for talking shit and being himself does it get any better

  • @noveltybobel
    @noveltybobel Před 9 lety +10

    The thing about the French bread is true. Look it up