XD 'right, I read this story on the internet, it was a man.....who was a turtle..but....he was really a Giraffe..an' he....jumped off a cliff.....and..he flew away. That's a fact, right?
You're fed up, are you Karl? Well now you know how me and Steve feel every time you come out dribble and convince us it's true, WHEN IT ISN'T. PLAY A RECORD. Play a record, or we're never having monkey news again. That was the most stupidest nonsensical piece of false shit I have ever heard in my life. Put Oasis on. You idiot.
I've been listening these clips for a while.... often giggling myself to sleep. Only now have I noticed Karl's head in the bottom left corner. Needless to say, it's fucking round!!
Babylonian= from Babylonia, an ancient Nation-State in "Mesopotamia" (more or less Iraq today). Capital=Babylon. It has one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World and I think its also mentioned in the Bible somewhere. Existed around 19th century BC :)
I disagree, I don't think they have ever altered what they say because they felt it might be considered distasteful . They've never apologised for anything they've said when it's garnered a negative response. I've heard Ricky say many times, "I don't believe comedy is your conscience taking a day off, I can justify everything I say".
i understand rick not believing in ghosts or an afterlife,but he doest even believe in the possibillity of life on other planets in distand galaxies. there are countless scientists with phd's such as quantum and astro physicists who believe its a strong possibility. and these guys are respected scholars,ricky just wont believe anything that might be kinda fun to think about. such a buzzkill
I dont think there should be any censorship either but an individual deciding not to tell a joke because ot occurs to them that it is distasteful and may have negative consequences, is not censorship. It's common sense. And the fact is that Ricky and Steve seem to have realised that those kind of jokes consequences because they have stopped doing them and now put thought into what they say.
any decent torrent site will have these. Just looking for something like "ricky gervais XFM" maybe try pirate bay. Even with all the BS legal stuff with pirate bay, I don't think XFM would ever pretend to make a case out of it.
Ricky who makes money shocking people with comedy is shocked at Karl's statement about not wanting to spend money on a person who might die soon. Funny
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6:03
"So what's a Babylonian?"
"Someone from Baba."
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Brilliant I could listen to this on repeat forever and never get bored
1:20
The mayor involved.
this stuff is the best to listen to when going to sleep, still kinda smile when wake up
The whole "what's an Evertonian" bit had me rolling on the floor laughing!! I am now in pain!
He's from baba...
The improvised banter between Gervais and Merchant about China is comedy genius.
You cannot scrute a Chinaman
I freaking love these guys! I never get bored of hearing their conversations!!
8:25 - that was the perfect song to play at that moment XD
its a maddd world hahahahaha
It's mad n' that. The world is mad. Theres alot of faffin' ! xD
XD 'right, I read this story on the internet, it was a man.....who was a turtle..but....he was really a Giraffe..an' he....jumped off a cliff.....and..he flew away. That's a fact, right?
Play a Record, Karl. You're a Buffoon.
You're fed up, are you Karl? Well now you know how me and Steve feel every time you come out dribble and convince us it's true, WHEN IT ISN'T. PLAY A RECORD. Play a record, or we're never having monkey news again. That was the most stupidest nonsensical piece of false shit I have ever heard in my life. Put Oasis on. You idiot.
Literally the first seconds is gold
Their is a shadow out there
I've been listening these clips for a while.... often giggling myself to sleep. Only now have I noticed Karl's head in the bottom left corner. Needless to say, it's fucking round!!
Whenever Karl speaks, Ricky and Steve laugh. If they don't, they're left speechless.
Lol Ricky's contribution about the marrow. Haha and Steve's reaction!
oh god the doctor part killed me. fucking hell
steve's giggle at 8:05 when ricky is silent is amazing lol
14:00 gets me every single time! Ah Karl's wisdom + Ricky's frustration = Priceless!
8:00 Ricky's frustration cracks me up every time.
i just heard this for the first time its the funniest thing haha
"with a ma- with a marrow. A marrow.. 'n tha..."
He's from baba!!!!! I winced with laughter
I love how Mad World kicks in when Rick goes insane. End of the world stuff, right there.
“there’s a shadow somewhere”
Best 15 mins of my life
"....with her marrow an tha' "
i love how angry ricky gets at karl with his stories lol! he nearly explodes and steve keeps it cool but gives out the brilliant oneliners ! :P
he's a national treasure
there's a shadow somewhere" haha best intro ever
8:25 Mad World is the perfect song for the circumstance
Hyrim Mc'Daniels informing Mayor Pamela winchell about this shadow causing trouble
Karl- "Chinese people don't age well"
Ricky- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
I would LOVE it if Bottom was still touring and a guy took me to see it
I Just Think Ricky's Laugh is the best thing!
Stay green, stay in the forest, stay safe! :D
I love how Steve says Babylonians!
The baba people.
The picture looks like Rick is getting bummed and Steve’s just popped round to say a quick “hello ladies”
THEY'RE ALL GREAT!
HER MORROW LOL !!!!!!!!!
'Mayor we've got a problem down here seems like a shadow'
oh sorry i didnt know it was on the INTERNET!
Stephen Merchant... "Ive said it often" Haha, dont know why that was funny!
'With a marrow...Her marrow...n that...'
4:08
"Chinamanwoman" - Ricky Gervais.
"He's from baba"
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
ah, bottom. love that program. 50 awesome points for anyone who remembers laughing along to rik mayall being mindlessly beaten by adrian edmonson
Legend!
LMAO the guy from Karate kid, the teacher, was 36...only Karl.
this is the best, oOOHH Man!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING
crying !
I love the picture of Karl in this
"Chinese, great people, women, really good looking, as, as younger people..."
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
me FUCKING PILKIY BONE is going MENTAL MANNNN
'Can i just stop you there ?!' xD
Well thats why he brought it up.
i love how he says baba lol
A babylonion is a vegetable from Babylonia.
Babylonian= from Babylonia, an ancient Nation-State in "Mesopotamia" (more or less Iraq today).
Capital=Babylon. It has one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World and I think its also mentioned in the Bible somewhere.
Existed around 19th century BC :)
if you actually think about how harsh it is off karl its genuinly worrying that he's allowed to breed if he wanted to!
"Women, really good looking"
"Yep"
"As younger women"
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEAAARRRGHHH"
'You could not scrute a chinese man for love nor money.'
mad innit
Mad init mad init
yes. :-)
I think it's that each part was in reference to a previous part, so the uploader chose that one and had to include the whole thing.
David Icke meets Gorilla199 in Hyde Park
you gotta realise that's not a normal thing to sayy
whats the station number of xfm
lol you got to love him tho
Of course they sound like gobbledyGOOK.
(bows in shame)
"Independently... of an object..."
"Yeah."
*fp.
04:30 OOHHHH GOD!!
from baba? jajajajaja
"OH SHUT THE FFF OHH KAAAA..."
Where is steve's name in the title?
yes youre probably right about that. its not like its easy to believe anything that boy says
Karl, Play a record !!!
I disagree, I don't think they have ever altered what they say because they felt it might be considered distasteful . They've never apologised for anything they've said when it's garnered a negative response. I've heard Ricky say many times, "I don't believe comedy is your conscience taking a day off, I can justify everything I say".
i lost it at the story about the guy with ear problems getting his testicles taken off
You cannot scrute a Chinaman.
Fucking hell Pilkington is funny. Too much :D
Bottom Fluff was the best!
i understand rick not believing in ghosts or an afterlife,but he doest even believe in the possibillity of life on other planets in distand galaxies. there are countless scientists with phd's such as quantum and astro physicists who believe its a strong possibility. and these guys are respected scholars,ricky just wont believe anything that might be kinda fun to think about. such a buzzkill
I dont think there should be any censorship either but an individual deciding not to tell a joke because ot occurs to them that it is distasteful and may have negative consequences, is not censorship. It's common sense.
And the fact is that Ricky and Steve seem to have realised that those kind of jokes consequences because they have stopped doing them and now put thought into what they say.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
what year is this?
steve never gets credit lol
Haha how many times is Ricky "gonna die!" or "gonna burst!"
The women, really good looking... as younger people
NOOOOOO
wait. is that ricky's boston accent?
That story about the blocked ear was actually true lol, but i still love how improbable it sounds and how wound up Ricky gets haha
Problem wiv er marrow n that.
How can you see a shadow at night?
a babylonion is someone from baba
what does scrute mean? or scroote/scroute/screwt Whatever
look at the pic lad
2 people are from Babba
any decent torrent site will have these. Just looking for something like "ricky gervais XFM" maybe try pirate bay. Even with all the BS legal stuff with pirate bay, I don't think XFM would ever pretend to make a case out of it.
So..... what is a babalonian?
8:00 he'd called in the bloke who wanted his testicles taken off, andhedidnthearit, (heart attack)
Ricky who makes money shocking people with comedy is shocked at Karl's statement about not wanting to spend money on a person who might die soon. Funny