Karl Pilkington's Funniest Thoughts On Religion | Compilation, The Almighty Special
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• Karl Pilkington's Funn...
I could really listen to a whole series of Karl's summary's of religious books with no interruptions.
Ennit Ricky Gervais loves the sound of his own voice.
Check
“Have a little cheeky apple”😂
That opening 'god was already knocking about ' 😂
The ultimate question!
Wish they hadn't try cut Karl short on the Adam and Eve story, never heard it done so good haha
I think that Karl is the phantom between genius and stupid combined-its magical
The term is idiot savant.
He's a wise moron, an idiot genius
Its just beautiful, Thanks..got me through some really bad times..
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9:05 It's never occurred to me before that each time Noah sends out a bird, he's now down one on a breeding pair. Just how Karl's brain works.
It’s not like the whole thing wouldn’t work anyway. Not like 20% of the animals would of died on board. Not like you would need an arc 6 miles long. Or it’s literally impossible for the world to flood. The fault is the birds
@@Wankle. whoa bro chill out, you’re smart ennit
@@stillmyboy6708 basically Karl’s an idiot. Because he actually believes it could of happened.
@@Wankle. Weren’t as many animals back then
Animals were grouped in pairs and groups (not only pairs)
"God is already 'knocking about.'" Why is that so funny (the knocking about part).
lol gets me every time too
Because it's actually a very deep and insightful question. The bible doesn't address where God came from, so it doesn't really start at the beginning.
Cos we don't believe in God, Jacob, u probably do though. All true geniuses do
@@obtbyj778 sounds like an oxymoron there. Geniuses believing in God.
Good thing they're dead when they realise they're wrong.
I'm glad you specified the "knocking about" part, because I thought it was the "is already" part that was funny
It floated off 😂😂
I love just listen to Karl speak and Ricky’s reaction crease me
Reverend Karl Pilkington.
Praise to the pilky!
Blessed may he be.
What a great series Karl summarizes Everything. I would pay for it.
Imagine Karl Pilkington, Sean Lock and Craig Ferguson in conversation
Who is Craig Ferguson?
"The kids were running riot" 🤣
still are lol!
45:40 i wish Ricky felt this way all the time. He's absolutely missed out on so many of Karl's good ideas by just brushing them off
I think ricky knows that karls way of thinking is on some levels genius, but if he pondered karls thoughts too much and showered him with praise that most of the humor would be lost.
It's why Steve was always much better with Karl. He never really got angry at him or shut him down or started preaching atheism and trying to sound as intelligent as possible. He was the glue that held it together, knowing when to let Karl just keep going whereas Ricky was far too aggressive. They love Karl for being simple and then when he starts saying daft stuff he thought of, Steve asks him questions and Ricky yells over him about science.
@@SaintPhoenixx LET HIM FINISH RICKY!
I think the dynamic as a trio is perfect, one without the other throws it off a bit
@@Apexseal1 his way of thinking is in no way genius. it's thoughtful, but the way he attaches human traits to everything is not genius.
@@stimpy1414 what an utterly thoughtless comment.
I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)
I ent laughed so much in time🔥💯😂😂
Gonna have a cheeky apple “🤣🤣.
A lot of arguments happened “ 🤣
Grey movie 🍿 is this one pal. Thanks for all your time the last few weeks
Love Phil
Samson killed a lion, Noah was a bit annoyed as it was one of the ones he saved.
I would like to listen to Karl Pilkington on his own. Although I think gervais is brilliant, his ridiculous laughing really puts me off listening to these podcasts
Great content
Just seen Karl in "The Thief, His Wife and The Canoe", he was pretty good.
he also played Wilson in Castaway.
wanna see more of these three now
Won't happen as Karl doesn't speak with Stephen Merchant
@@tombainbridge5406 pretty sure he visited Steve in America recently
@@tombainbridge5406 Stephen merchant isn't the issue it's Ricky. Ricky pissed off Steve by making the awful Brent film and Karl had enough of Rickys over bearing ways. I know someone who was doing some admin on a project of Karl's and apparently Ricky was pissed off that Karl moved on and did his own thing. Like Ricky thinks he somehow owns Karl. Its not even hard to believe Ricky would be like that. I could imagine that if he thinks in someway he is superior to another person his arrogance could become unbearable until u tell him to fuck off.
@@ElvisLivesUpstairs what a load of bollocks haha, stop reading the media ffs they dont have a problem with each other, they wasnt gonna do work together forever ffs
@@ElvisLivesUpstairs Dont speak for other people, its weird.
Super duper raw talent love it
From me in Plymouth
wata legend
"It floated off" LMFAO
He met up with this bloke Noah 😅😂😂😂
Karlllll!!!!!!!!!!
It floated off..
"you're on page one!" 😂
Good night everyone 😴😴
Disturbing lack of comments on Karl getting his partner condoms for Christmas. Jesus Christ I'm buklt lmao
Karl is quite right on a few points here. The world really is like God's house. He walked on it, with Adam and Eve. His garden was the place where the forbidden fruit was, and was forever hidden from man, after man took fruit from one of the trees.
They were more annoyed at the fact that he was adding bits in for no apparent reason. The metaphor is obvious enough.
God gos mental at them 😂😂😂
Never thought I’d say this: shut up, Ricky!
anyone else picture the cartoon in their head?
Absolutely! I'd love to see that again.
Show the stable door closing
It's curious how Christians always ignore the second part of the 10th commandment.
"Thought shalt not covet thy neighbour's belongings.... specifically their SLAVES"
The bit about slaves is never mentioned. Weird.
Hebrew bondage was not like the slavery you're thinking of.
@@BggProductionsYeah, sure you'd love to be a slave then.
Karl sounds like he is a character on the film: 'Whistle down the wind' (Richard Attenborough film): when he is talking about the Nativity scene.
Where the W blows.
Whistle down the wind?
@@janicemitchell6950 I meant whistle down the wind.
@@victoriaparker2705 I was sure that what you meant 👍
When the W blows.
Karl always had a knack of using, "I'm just sayin" without saying anything really hah.
It floated off 🤣 dead
What... you forgot it's Sunday??? Ahhhhh DEATH
it's that fella from the crusaders..... Wilton Felder
The Church lost half a million devotees after listening to Karl’s views on God lol.
I wish ricky would let Karl speak
There is definitely a good tv series in the story of the second,’ party’ ark!
The water floated off.....
Yep. In other words... it evaporated.
Adam and eve has a criminal record bahahaha
Karl is actually a character created by Steve coogan
His real name is Derek.
@@bremCZ Bret*
@@benh4544 *Dilkington
Graham
Tyler from PKA telling the story of Samson is hilarious and ridiculous, He was a murdering psychopath !!
I love from when Super Best Friends were around, when Woolie told the story of Jacob & The Angel and kinda made Jacob out to be the biggest asshole in biblical times
"It floated off"
13:15
Genocide, fucking hell.😂😂
Ricky is beyond annoying, he tells karl to summarize the bible and then yells at him for summarizing the bible. Then he makes each segment about himself.
He wasnt summarizing the Bible. He was retelling the Bible.
Most people learned the difference between summarizing and retelling in grade school.
@@imCurveeeRicky is very annoying when he gets to Noah and he starts preaching his atheist rhetoric to the choir.
He brings the following to the relationship humour, mystery with unpredictable “logic” and he doesn’t shed on the settee 🛋️ , surely he can’t cheat on her with that charisma and no debt as he’s watches the pennies like a proper Yorkshire man “how much” economist and a thoughtful lover with all that birth control 😂😂 to avoid parenthood saving a ton of cash 💷 😂😂😂 so they can afford Christmas next year 😂😂😂 plus he’s willing to work Christmas week sure that’s the full list 😮
Wow, for an atheist, Steven sure knows a lot about the Bible
Atheists often know the Bible better than many Christians, mainly because they approach it, with a critical eye, as a work of fiction. They take an academic interest in it as an important part of western civilization, and acquire a familiarity with it so they can criticize it honestly. Also, many atheists were raised in a religious faith, found fundamental flaws in it, and drifted away from religion. They still heard the same stories as children that believers did, they just stopped believing along the way.
"Sistren" is actually a word
...'graven', not 'craven'
Tell the bloke who made the list.
Yeah I can't listen to this. I'd love to hear him actually get to speak but even 8 minutes in even Carl said he was getting tired of this and I share the sentiment. 0/10 hosts. 10/10 narrator.
Genius. Glad all the badness is gone...... This is your punishment, suffer little children.
Ergh, Ricky slagging off the 10 commandments is 'interminable'. And no, I'm not a religious person, I'm also an atheist!
tiny tim go and get a chicken
The only thing you can "learn" from those stories is that God is clearly the villain.
I Don't understand how people can come to any other conclusion.
Ricky is completely ruining Karl’s timing.
Because Ricky has that A. type personality and because he always tries to make an effort I find that personally It's like we have to take the good with the bad The over the top annoying with the over abundance of comedic perfection! Believe me I understand what you are saying, but I choose to forgive it lol... The only timeSit DEFINITELY annoys me, is during PARTS of the monkey news compilation LOL but I accept it all 😂 how do you feel about my opinion??
@@johnjamesleahy4065the chemistry and banter between Karl and Ricky is the exact reason this is so funny.
Get rid of spiders Ricky? Now who's the stupid one?
often the worst part of the ricky gervais podcast is ricky gervais
Yeah! stop interrupting.
The worst case of this was when karl was trying to say his tom cruise movie idea
The podcast wouldn't exist without Ricky and Steve. His "interrupting" as mentioned above is what makes it such good content. Without the contradiction it's just Karl waffling.
Yeah, Ricky can be great for keeping the pacing of the pod but sometimes he’s so desperate to call Karl an idiot that he interrupts when he shouldn’t or purposely misunderstands something simple Karl is saying.
Don’t watch it then you spaz 😂
Let’s wait for your little podcast to come out then
Ricky shows his lack of knowledge... as usual... He royally mixed up a few things on here. PS: If you think of it, Karl was correct about the water floating away. It's called evaporation. Big news! Water evaporates! And when it condenses, it comes down as rain!
The commandment not to bear false witness isn't "don't ever lie" it's don't bear false witness.
Very specific.
Whats the crap music though, its bugging
Repeating the same clips. And it should just be Karl and Gervais on Christianity.
They never talk of Islam or Judiasm
Just so you know, Karl only talked about old testament stuff e.g. genesis creation, ten commandments, all of this is also found in the Jewish scriptures, as Christianity is essentially an offshoot of Judaism.
@@AA-hg5fk So is Islam, Jehovah's witnesses, and Catholicism.
Err they did. If you think the Old Testament fables are Christian then you're showing your own ignorance.
Its's amazing to me how devout and fundamentalist athiests are. Much more than any Christian/
It’s amazing to me how cruel and immoral Christians are. Thou shalt not kill is literally one of their rules yet Christian rulers and their armies have murdered billions of people in the last 2000yrs. Much more than any atheist.
N that
I love these three, and I listen to these just about every day. But…Ricky IS a bully. Definitely. It’s obvious. From what I’ve heard, Ricky and Karl don’t really talk very often. I wonder why.
I don't we can say for certain though, anything we've heard is from the press which is usually exaggerated for clickbait. If it's not from their mouths in an interview it probably isn't true. Not that I know either. 😛
He definitely is a bit of a bully though I agree, but they've been friends for about 20-30 years. I think if they were to have a falling out over this kind of stuff it would happened years ago.
@@Cubance In some episodes, we do hear Karl getting fed up with Ricky getting angry at him but, as you say, they're all mates.
Bully is too harsh a word for me. Ricky pokes Karl for a reaction though, YES. Same way he laughs & says Karl got Steve when Karl makes a come back jab towards Steve. He is indeed the stick tht pokes like he himself described himself as but i don't think there is malice in it from any of them towards the other. Even Karl said Ricky was first to show up when he was unwell at some point. But then again who really knws, friends are friends. Their relationships are only understood by those in it. The press is not particularly the most honest source of information.
@@melanatedqueen I can see your point. Perhaps Bully is too strong. Then again, being called a "f*****g idiot" repeatedly, on air, can get a person judged harshly.
He's not a bully he's an arsehole.
An atheist won't ever take a Bible story seriously, so having one telling Karl what the Bible means is ludicrous.
The bible is ludicrous.
By 'taking it seriously' does that mean believing all the fables as they're written?
Arent you judged by god for your sins AFTER death or during a rapture or what ever? So whats the use of capital punishment :D
Monkey Revenge, nothing else. The OT clearly has judgement day for sorting things out. The threat was a typical "Wait and see what happens to you after you die". Later on Catholicism introduced purgatory and limbo.. when people started asking your questions. It gave the church reason to charge money for prayers and "intercessions" with rich dead people's souls... the basis of which is now our modern day Oxford / Cambridge Universities.
Comfort for the victim’s family.
&
Bible jokes. Wow so daring and avant garde guys. Bravi!
The whole bible is a joke.
Saddest part is, RI KY actually took pleasure in this childish pseudo-rebellion against Christianity with some hag asset Caricature Ricky found online. Guess books vs Internet content only matters when it's convenient for Ricky's argument
Listening to Karl talk about Adam and Eve was painful as someone who understands that the knowledge given from the tree was conscious which made them cover them selves as they realized they were vulnerable in their naked state.
right i'll make a little man and woman
Eve truly screwed everything up for us all...
😴
Well,well...
Some much overlooked truth ~ hidden by people who thought they were doing God a service~ ~ ~ ~ [I believe]~ It is God that works in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure ~perfect love casts out fear & the truth will make you free. Whosoever calls upon the name of the Lord shall be saved,(Jesus) ~ Rom 5:18, 1Cor 15:22, 2 Cor 5:18-20, Eph 1:9-10, Col 1:18-20, 1Tim 2:3-6 & 4:10, 1John 2:1-2, Luke 23:34, Rom 11:32, Acts 3:21-26, Tim 4:10, Savior of all men, specially of those that believe. Rom 12:32, Isa 19 & 29, The Gospel is Good News, All the time ~ LORD guide us all, I pray.
The earth is not a globe,nor is it rotating at 1000mph, while it orbits the sun at 66,600mph,shooting after the sun at 450,000mph. Why have "they" lied about the shape of the earth for decades saying it was a near perfect ball now claiming it is pear shaped,while all along stating they had genuine photographs of a globe earth. All the pictures they have presented where,[~>fake photos
Wanna see a black screen listen to the radio
ricky is v funny but not to bright.
You mean too...?
Making the screen black, brilliant why cant everyone do this!
rickys so annoying
Just repeated scripted stories
Those aren't the actual Ten Commandments. Start at Exodus 19 and pay attention to how many times Moses goes up the mountain (three), which rules are spoken, and which are actually put on the tablets.
Spoiler alert: "dont boil a baby goat in its mother's milk" is Commandment #10.
Another spoiler alert: The entire story is rubbish. The exodus didn't happen. Moses most likely didn't even exist.
That's mental.
It's not rubbish, it all happened, the bible says so. There is the evidence. Lol
@@romeowhiskey2759 lol
@Matt Taylor Preponderance of archaeological evidence, and overwhelming consensus of experts in the field.
I don't cate how intelligent you think you are. Its not polite to ridicule a man's faith. You can't prove there is or isn't a God. Believe as you wish, and respect each other's beliefs. Pretty simple.
Ricky if you are an atheist why do you keep going on about the bible.......
Because religion = destruction. People should be screaming constantly about how stupid it is.
@D0ctorF0ster I think he protests too much Doctor ..
It leads to entertainment. Especially with the added chemistry of steve and karl.
He keeps saying he's an atheist as well, like we're going to forget.
@D0ctorF0ster you know nothing