HARDCORE Chinese Street Massage Fixes My Broken Ankle

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  • čas přidán 5. 08. 2021
  • I got an utterly hardcore and intense Chinese street massage in New York City Chinatown to fix my broken ankle and I just wanted to share. It might be one of the only street massages in New York City, and it was a truly weird street massage as well. You see those "$2 Indian street massage" videos all the time and I was excited to get the chance to see something similar in NYC. Hope y'all enjoy!
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  • @lindholmaren
    @lindholmaren Před 2 lety +10321

    "Did *I* say it was free?"
    *Beats the money out of him*

  • @riveenwickenham8392
    @riveenwickenham8392 Před 2 lety +3424

    Alternate title: Asian man in chair beats white male speaking fluent Chinese hoping to discover he is a deeply undercover Asian.

  • @JeannineJohnson86
    @JeannineJohnson86 Před 2 lety +3670

    The interaction between these two is like a father and a son. Love seeing their banter.

    • @OG_VERBZ
      @OG_VERBZ Před rokem +23

      Facts

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Před rokem +33

      It was very friendly it was beautiful

    • @brandenagee9934
      @brandenagee9934 Před 8 měsíci +12

      Son : "Dad my ankle hurts."
      Father : "I'll give you something to cry about..."

    • @Sam-lw8nu
      @Sam-lw8nu Před 28 dny

      That's abuse in name of massage!!

  • @GearScar
    @GearScar Před 2 lety +8067

    Its an incredible approach really, he doesn't try to "fix" the pain, but rather, he shows you what real pain is and that you shouldn't complain over little things. Very motivational!

    • @deuce222x
      @deuce222x Před rokem +421

      My childhood summed up in one long sentence.

    • @sbgaming002
      @sbgaming002 Před rokem +43

      @@deuce222x 💀

    • @bigboymatthew7471
      @bigboymatthew7471 Před rokem +119

      i don’t think that’s true but he diverts pain to another area so the brain focuses the pain on another part

    • @anubispup4760
      @anubispup4760 Před rokem +64

      @@deuce222x "I'll give you a reason to cry."

    • @alphaguide2023
      @alphaguide2023 Před rokem +5

      🤣🤣

  • @crisithink9509
    @crisithink9509 Před 2 lety +6556

    "Did I say it was free?"
    Proceeds to beat his ankle

    • @wewd
      @wewd Před 2 lety +172

      This guy is actually a mob enforcer. Beats money out of people.

    • @delonzo83
      @delonzo83 Před 2 lety +45

      Old skool beat down now pay me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fredymendez855
      @fredymendez855 Před 2 lety +27

      Dude proceeded to run and he was like DoNt run !!!!

    • @lukkyluciano
      @lukkyluciano Před 2 lety +3

      See what I mean?

    • @bonhamcarter4488
      @bonhamcarter4488 Před 2 lety +2

      @@delonzo83 can upper class people try it? Or only the lower class?

  • @snowmenot
    @snowmenot Před 2 lety +38955

    The key is to destroy the nerve endings so you won’t feel anything ever again

    • @JKBowdenWasTaken
      @JKBowdenWasTaken Před 2 lety +803

      LMAO

    • @karozans
      @karozans Před 2 lety +1346

      Reminds me of that movie called Major Payne. When his buddy got his legs blown off by a landmine, he snaps his pinky finger to take his mind off the pain of his legs.

    • @AlphaMachina
      @AlphaMachina Před 2 lety +85

      lmfao

    • @Evebeezy
      @Evebeezy Před 2 lety +55

      😂

    • @trangluong5456
      @trangluong5456 Před 2 lety +236

      Not true. Unlike western method, the Chinese method is also effective. Don't speak when you don't know anything about it.

  • @nihalzeor8085
    @nihalzeor8085 Před 2 lety +975

    I've lived in Thailand for 6 months, and got a few Thai massages. You went there and you expected to live the worst 1 hour of your life by how much it did hurt. But man, once the massage was complete your body never felt lighter than that, amazing.

    • @ratagris21
      @ratagris21 Před rokem +52

      Yes it's the stress and tension gone. That's when you know you got a good massage.

    • @Douchebagus
      @Douchebagus Před rokem +38

      Endorphins are a hell of a drug.

    • @disgustof-riley8338
      @disgustof-riley8338 Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@Douchebagus It's been dunk that endorphins enter the brain; it anandamide

    • @P4hko
      @P4hko Před 4 měsíci +1

      think it's no more then once a month or somthing you should do that just so you know and also you can get real thai massage in most countrys and it sure helps alot. Like a softer approach to chiropractor that does the whole body

  • @carlosnavarrete7400
    @carlosnavarrete7400 Před 8 měsíci +9

    “Why you cry, crying let’s the enemy know you’re ready to give up” - massage guy from New York

  • @Toesuckr
    @Toesuckr Před 2 lety +1872

    “You have a wife you can’t be older then 12”
    -legend foot massager

  • @sanjoaquinvalleytransparency1
    @sanjoaquinvalleytransparency1 Před 2 lety +8157

    Thanks, my ankle doesn’t hurt anymore, my whole left side does now.

  • @Pendragon981
    @Pendragon981 Před 7 měsíci +15

    "No pain no gain." ~ Ancient Chinese proverb

  • @firenet3616
    @firenet3616 Před rokem +98

    I’d hang with this guy any day, he has a good sense of humor, apart from massage therapy I might just learn a thing or two.

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot Před měsícem +2

      His technique appears to be to cause so much trauma that you don't notice the original pain.

  • @frankieocnarf536
    @frankieocnarf536 Před 2 lety +17319

    I’m an American massage therapist and watching this guy at work is amazing. He’s hitting all the attachment sites DIRECTLY. And making it look EFFORTLESS. That’s some real skill right there you can’t fake that.

    • @Dranzerk8908
      @Dranzerk8908 Před 2 lety +168

      A massage is be designed to be fake. lol Its just suppose to make you feel good, it doesn't cure anything fyi.

    • @GG-yv4bg
      @GG-yv4bg Před 2 lety +1091

      @@Dranzerk8908 u never been to China 😭

    • @humaneleaguelancPA
      @humaneleaguelancPA Před 2 lety +1942

      @@Dranzerk8908 As a massage therapist, it is not just to make you "feel good". I work with a chiropractor, so I see people who have been in auto accidents and workman's comp. accidents and generally people who are just so tight it's like their back is a a brick wall. I don't really do "spa" massages. Not as drastic as this guy but a good firm massage. Can it cure you, no but it if I can loosen up tight muscles and if you do the "homework" you can definitely feel better and will stay in better shape. So the homework is: 1)live a stress free life: if you are a massive type A personality (you are juggling too many balls in the air,) you have to change. I have people say: "I'll try"...that doesn't work; you have to do it! 2) Take up yoga: you don't have to take up a class, plenty of stuff on youtube. You don't have to turn yourself into a pretzel and you don't have to do it for an hour; 15 min. is good. Stretching is your friend. You will thank me when you are 80. 3)Breath deeply, every day, every chance you get (at a red light, every time you take a break at work, every time you go to the rest room, while you are waiting for the microwave to be done etc.) 4) Meditate: It doesn't have to be an hour or a half hour session. If you really can't settle your brain, start off by setting a timer for 2 min., put some laundry in, do another 2 min., do the dishes, another 2 min...then gradually increase. I meditate for maybe 10-15 min. maybe 2 times a week.
      4) If you are really stressed out--take an epsom salt bath, no lights, just a candle, personally I make the water as hot as possible, throw in 5 handfuls of epsom salt. Put on some relaxing, soothing music from youtube. When you get out of the tub, you will physically, mentally feel so relaxed and lighter in mind and body.

    • @hbmusiclover5752
      @hbmusiclover5752 Před 2 lety +142

      @@humaneleaguelancPA Wise words. Thank you.

    • @browut644
      @browut644 Před 2 lety +238

      @@Dranzerk8908 you obviously have no clue what youre talking about, and by how you type yiu also cant be any older than 9 years old

  • @SabiaCDO
    @SabiaCDO Před 2 lety +5487

    “Stop being a baby” *knocks the hell out of his shoulder” GENIUS: psychological AND physical THERAPY at once! The whole world needs this!

  • @andrelordello
    @andrelordello Před rokem +45

    When I was a kid and I did something wrong, my mom would give massages just like these! 🤣🤣
    Greetings from Brazil! 🇧🇷

  • @stevechamberlain127
    @stevechamberlain127 Před 2 měsíci +17

    This guy needs his own channel! I think it would be a big hit!

  • @AndresGomez-ct7qb
    @AndresGomez-ct7qb Před 2 lety +17374

    "Did *I* say it was free? There's a lot of people in this world that say random stuff." loooool

    • @user-ix5wf2mn7d
      @user-ix5wf2mn7d Před 2 lety +314

      I died😂😂😭😭

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 Před 2 lety +273

      When he was beating that s*** out of him what he was doing was releasing his own human stem cells which promote the best healing

    • @AndresGomez-ct7qb
      @AndresGomez-ct7qb Před 2 lety +200

      @@teekotrain6845 Yeah, I really doubt that when this type of therapy was conceived they designed it with optimizing the release of stem cells

    • @GHKuba777
      @GHKuba777 Před 2 lety +60

      WOW, What a Blessing to be worked on by this guy?!!!! He knows What the Body needs by feel, even if your wife said to go Gentle!! Amazing!! When I do reflexology or Accupressure on friends, same reaction, well not as intense as what he was giving you, n afterwards they can move n feel better!! I only picked up fr/ friends who know how, and have worked on me. I’d rather go the natural medicinal plants, massage, etc route w/o pharmaceuticals if I can help it!! Kudos to that gentleman!! I was cracking up at your facial expressions too! Sorry!

    • @toxigenic
      @toxigenic Před 2 lety +124

      @@AndresGomez-ct7qb It was probably one of those things where they knew that it worked but not the exact mechanics of why it helped.

  • @tkr4108
    @tkr4108 Před 2 lety +1483

    This guy has old world skills with a NYC attitude... LOVE IT

    • @Highlander1432
      @Highlander1432 Před 2 lety +2

      Yup

    • @SilentAndy
      @SilentAndy Před 2 lety +10

      So "NYC attitude" is thinking ur the s**t? No one exists that's possibly better than ur self? Yikes... 😬 I wouldn't survive there then. Far too humble to be acting like that.
      My only point is that guy is genuinely arrogant and stuck-up. Idc how good someone is, at least have some SELF-respect or what most decent ppl call "humility"- being humble. 💯

    • @tkr4108
      @tkr4108 Před 2 lety +42

      @@SilentAndy LOL

    • @KarnageGaming
      @KarnageGaming Před 2 lety +33

      @@SilentAndy being humble is all good and great. But this man has skills and he knows what he can do and make with em. To be honest his right he could make millions doing what he is, but instead chooses to help people for very little sharing wisdom allowing them to avoid massage parlors that would have him keep returning.
      Id say thats a very honest man. also never been to NYC but my understanding is they think there pretty tough mentally. So she probably was reffering to the "dont be such a baby" remarks he kept making.

    • @mehulsolanki3663
      @mehulsolanki3663 Před 2 lety +33

      @@SilentAndy If you call yourself Humble , it means you are not Humble. Literally Humility 101

  • @dharmaLim
    @dharmaLim Před rokem +36

    I was really active when I was young and my grandmother did similar extremely painful massages. What she did was amazing. I was a martial artist and a high school gymnast and my coaches and trainers were blown away at how fast i came back from bad injuries. I got to visit this guy someday.

  • @g.t.5324
    @g.t.5324 Před rokem +61

    I'm a massage therapist .. I USE the same TECHNIQUE..I would love to learn more from him ..this guy is amazing ..RESPECT !!

    • @Yukiwodashite
      @Yukiwodashite Před rokem +17

      I literally can't tell if these comments are spam or not, because I see this word for word comment on so many massage videos.

    • @MoistYoghurt
      @MoistYoghurt Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@Yukiwodashite It has to be spam or just bots cause ain't no way you beat someone up like that

  • @tonylg1663
    @tonylg1663 Před 2 lety +1974

    I love this old man, he gives no shit but he’s a nice guy, and he’s confident in his skills 😂.

    • @pre1ryp
      @pre1ryp Před 2 lety +6

      To be honest I didn’t see any skill.

    • @iheartradio7860
      @iheartradio7860 Před 2 lety +68

      @@pre1ryp It's easy to perform a massage, but it's difficult to know how to treat something specifically; hence, a skill. He knew the origin and insertion points for the specific muscles he was treating and he recommended some exercises to do at home. I'm sure he knows other techniques.

    • @iheartradio7860
      @iheartradio7860 Před 2 lety +2

      @Kev Agreed! Wolff's law

    • @Douchebagus
      @Douchebagus Před 2 lety +6

      @Kev How is strengthening bone supposed to heal injured tendons? Better yet, how will hitting anyone with highly imprecise strikes to the surface of their body reach the tendons beneath?

    • @itzyabui
      @itzyabui Před 2 lety +2

      @@Douchebagus exactly lol bunch of fools here really believing this quack is healing people. Next they'll be buying and drinking his tea recipe to achieve eternal life

  • @tristono2717
    @tristono2717 Před 2 lety +11820

    “In Shanghai I could make millions a year. I’m only in New York to show my skills to the world.”
    And I believed every word that man said

    • @russcooke5671
      @russcooke5671 Před 2 lety +20

      @Massimo Hack hilarious

    • @russcooke5671
      @russcooke5671 Před 2 lety +32

      As if. 😂😂😂😂👌👌❤️❤️❤️

    • @myavacadoranawaybecauseiwa7865
      @myavacadoranawaybecauseiwa7865 Před 2 lety +90

      should i note the sarcasm or are you seriously admiring 😂😂

    • @simonbionary11010
      @simonbionary11010 Před 2 lety +66

      Well 1 million renminbi is like 156k USD so XD

    • @jacksonbuck4842
      @jacksonbuck4842 Před 2 lety +161

      He literally told us not to listen to everything people say and here i am like “omg no way broo”

  • @chicgal3
    @chicgal3 Před rokem +29

    This makes me miss going to New York every time I would get a massage I would go often and spent some time there. I would get massages on the street all the time and they were the best if I'm lucky enough to find this guy next time I'll go hopefully he won't be too rough on me though😆 Thanx For your great content and Always exploring different cultures & sharing it!

  • @alessandrobignozzi7509
    @alessandrobignozzi7509 Před rokem +4

    I’ve watched this over 3 times but it never gets old and boring I love it

  • @andrewkwon1570
    @andrewkwon1570 Před 2 lety +3160

    I thought this was so wholesome. Had he not spoken chinese, this would have likely been a silent awkward massage session. Once he starts speaking chinese, the man all of a sudden starts treating him like he would a son. Really makes you want to learn a second language :)

    • @OG_VERBZ
      @OG_VERBZ Před 2 lety +35

      Yeah this is pretty fucking cool

    • @Fan-nr9zp
      @Fan-nr9zp Před 2 lety +132

      They already know each other. Xiaoma literally said "I'm back"

    • @redimidoporgracia...2865
      @redimidoporgracia...2865 Před 2 lety +3

      So true.

    • @chriskalantzis7429
      @chriskalantzis7429 Před 2 lety +81

      People in the US : I need to learn a second language. People in Europe or anywhere else : I need to learn a 4th language xD

    • @Naturalhighz
      @Naturalhighz Před 2 lety +9

      really does make me want to learn a 5th language yeah

  • @hartung692
    @hartung692 Před 2 lety +8991

    This man is a genius…He diverts the pain to another location by beating the shit out of that spot!!!👍 🤣😂🤣

    • @nramos921
      @nramos921 Před 2 lety +40

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

    • @Vlad-hj8nd
      @Vlad-hj8nd Před 2 lety +25

      Hahaahahahhahahaah made my day.

    • @willwatson6848
      @willwatson6848 Před 2 lety +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @huikh2r
      @huikh2r Před 2 lety +33

      this comment really cranks me up, as if the video didn't crank me up enough.

    • @lmd5864
      @lmd5864 Před 2 lety +4

      😂🤣

  • @toastybunster
    @toastybunster Před rokem +42

    This man is a vibe

  • @johnf120
    @johnf120 Před rokem +3

    Broke my ankle a few days ago and might have to give this a try in a few months lol. Thanks for the smiles man, I need them right now

  • @MK_2023.
    @MK_2023. Před 2 lety +1696

    He’s like the fun uncle at every family gathering. He’s there to make you laugh, but actually cares about you at the same time.

    • @eno8314
      @eno8314 Před 2 lety +28

      I guess you'd call him then.. a funcle

    • @peterjohnespelita2089
      @peterjohnespelita2089 Před 2 lety

      True

    • @MK_2023.
      @MK_2023. Před 2 lety +3

      @BîtNádã✍️ Go away bot.

    • @MK_2023.
      @MK_2023. Před 2 lety +2

      @@jesusisgod2953 Stop shoving your religious beliefs onto others. If you have to randomly leave messages like that, then clearly you already know that more and more people clearly don't care, or believe in that shit. Go away.

    • @sidneyasiegbu
      @sidneyasiegbu Před 2 lety +1

      @@MK_2023. cry about it. A person preaching in a comment where free speech is allowed bothers you so much? I hope you have a lot to say when pride comes around and shit is pushed in your face all day.

  • @fatso2189
    @fatso2189 Před 2 lety +4765

    This man is just spitting some fire as life advice while he’s massaging. Epic.

    • @cubonefan3
      @cubonefan3 Před 2 lety +24

      You’ve obviously never talked to an old person

    • @theajhsn
      @theajhsn Před 2 lety +1

      Right!

    • @fatso2189
      @fatso2189 Před 2 lety +10

      @@cubonefan3are you an old person?

    • @-108-
      @-108- Před rokem +1

      Ay, caramba...

    • @ericafoley6870
      @ericafoley6870 Před rokem +3

      You cannot learn without direct experience! I think that applies to all things in life ❤

  • @patriciamedaris8552
    @patriciamedaris8552 Před rokem +152

    I would take a massage like that in a heart beat! Places I've tried for massage barely apply any pressure at all. I have nerve/muscle issues and need a real massage like what you just got lol. So wish I could travel and see this man

  • @iiZAPPx
    @iiZAPPx Před 2 lety +3

    I would simply pay just to hold conversation with that man for 10min that was pure gold. And he really does wish good health upon you 🙏

  • @TheChattounet
    @TheChattounet Před 2 lety +1633

    "my ankle hurt... please help"
    *proceed to break his entire body... "*
    now your ankle is the least of your problems!

    • @laurenbouchie2394
      @laurenbouchie2394 Před 2 lety +96

      My father always said , If you have a headache put a rock in your shoe, then you won't think about your headache! lol..

    • @anthonys239
      @anthonys239 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol😆😆

    • @laurenbouchie2394
      @laurenbouchie2394 Před 2 lety +2

      @M C Thanks for your advice! Sorry you don't have a sense of humor..

    • @marieslabbert6009
      @marieslabbert6009 Před 2 lety +8

      Like the woman who told me that I must have safetyboots on to enter the factory to protect my toes as they work with stuff that weighs 10 tons. I said to her if I was hit by 10 tons, my toes will be the least of my worries. She did not find it funny.

    • @kimberly9802
      @kimberly9802 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂

  • @NewKingMike
    @NewKingMike Před 2 lety +982

    “A little more to the left”
    “It’s not a matter of left or right” 🤣🤣 I feel like that is such a traditional Asian thing to say

    • @clintonk2752
      @clintonk2752 Před 2 lety +28

      Yeah something master Oogway wld have said 🤣🤣

    • @catfighter5879
      @catfighter5879 Před 2 lety +3

      I haven’t watched yet but this sounds super painful ._.

    • @rockonufa02
      @rockonufa02 Před 2 lety

      This is 100% true lol

  • @jonathanmaxwell6677
    @jonathanmaxwell6677 Před 15 dny +1

    I never comment on videos, but I seriously sprained my ankle 3 months ago and it hasn’t improved much. It’s amazing that all I had to do was punch slap my foot and it’ll be fixed! Didn’t expect to get real treatment from watching this, yet here I am

  • @cakepower1
    @cakepower1 Před rokem +4

    This video is hilarious I've rewatched it over 100 times now 😂 it never gets boring

  • @MDobri-sy1ce
    @MDobri-sy1ce Před 2 lety +920

    This is a literal example of when people say, “the hurting means it’s working!” But it’s actually instantaneous.

    • @HELLASOLID
      @HELLASOLID Před 2 lety +2

      just like the v

    • @michelehood8837
      @michelehood8837 Před 2 lety +4

      It must hurt if it is to heal! 🤣

    • @lokatla8261
      @lokatla8261 Před 2 lety +2

      Sometimes it can work, but here it seems just to be stupid movements that will just make his aches worse

    • @tubbyszabo6586
      @tubbyszabo6586 Před 2 lety +2

      This channel helps spread the pandemic. You people are disgusting for supporting this murderer who leaves his home. Stay home, save lives.

    • @lokatla8261
      @lokatla8261 Před 2 lety

      @@tubbyszabo6586 i have never seen someone so openly racist, it’s disgusting 🤢

  • @LordTankian0
    @LordTankian0 Před 2 lety +830

    "I just need enough to eat" dude is truly doing this just to make others feel better... and to inflict PAIN!

  • @choudhrymuhammadikram4257

    I don't know why, but this video is super satisfying to watch.

  • @californiapattycakes4417

    You just got whooped & going back for more! 😅
    Thx for sharing, didn’t know NY had outdoor super massagers. Loved the guys sense of humor and his technique.
    Just subbed. Can’t wait to binge on your other videos. 😊

  • @CarsonClaws
    @CarsonClaws Před 2 lety +9308

    The guy giving the massage is a legend 😂👍

    • @AurmazlZudeh
      @AurmazlZudeh Před 2 lety +58

      And he's getting more fame for his skills yay ✌

    • @BGS003
      @BGS003 Před 2 lety +7

      ye O-O

    • @jachu1433
      @jachu1433 Před 2 lety +30

      I need this mister massage in my life. Asian style massage is the best 🥇💯

    • @pezmustang
      @pezmustang Před 2 lety +3

      Carson, this may help you with your “crane technique“! LOL

    • @Freedom_and_Acceptance
      @Freedom_and_Acceptance Před 2 lety +3

      He's a Titan! ✨

  • @curious5218
    @curious5218 Před 2 lety +4625

    He didn't demand for some fixed charges, that means that guys is really a master. They don't want to measure their skills with money, they'll accept whatever the other person gives whole hartedly. They're just valuing their skills more than money. Respect.

    • @dewmontain123
      @dewmontain123 Před 2 lety +40

      Lol you weren't paying attention

    • @tortilladepatatas8860
      @tortilladepatatas8860 Před 2 lety +10

      @Curious por el hecho de ser oriental no significa que puedas dejar tu cuerpo en manos de cualquiera.
      Se pueden producir lesiones importantes

    • @jerrybanley7695
      @jerrybanley7695 Před 2 lety +157

      Or, perhaps he is not professionally licensed, and as such he is unable to charge and can only accept tips?

    • @curious5218
      @curious5218 Před 2 lety +10

      @@jerrybanley7695 may be I don't know how it works in the US 😊

    • @lolol_888
      @lolol_888 Před 2 lety +71

      @@jerrybanley7695 I think in the video he mentioned that he would be making a lot more money if he stayed in Shanghai so I feel like it's more that he doesn't really care about the money as long as he has enough for the essentials.

  • @octariusthethird5525
    @octariusthethird5525 Před rokem +145

    He’s the type of guy to say “ if I didn’t tear my acl I would’ve gone pro “

    • @vshcvsh98
      @vshcvsh98 Před rokem

      I noticed that. Thinking you’re the only one able to do something, at the best of its ability as well, then you have already failed.

  • @abdillin
    @abdillin Před 2 lety +1

    This is the best ASMR I've watched all year

  • @asiancrimson8345
    @asiancrimson8345 Před 2 lety +1051

    “The only reason I’m in New York is to show my skill to the world” respect 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @digitalgamingctcc4110
      @digitalgamingctcc4110 Před 2 lety +8

      *Alexa.. play the GTA San Andreas theme.*

    • @flaviuschisdesign
      @flaviuschisdesign Před 2 lety +40

      This Chinese guy is full of himself great salesman

    • @blackwiza24
      @blackwiza24 Před 2 lety +33

      @@flaviuschisdesign yeah its 100% a salesman speech, its such bullshit. anywhere you work, theres this one guy that could conquer the world but settled for a 15$/h job with no requirements. I had those in all my student jobs.

    • @RezeHB
      @RezeHB Před 2 lety +6

      3 doritos after:
      If massage was free in America i wouldn’t have come here!

    • @aznravenflame
      @aznravenflame Před 2 lety +8

      Lol, its just big talk. Common with older Chinese folks

  • @chirhoiota885
    @chirhoiota885 Před 2 lety +4831

    This reminds me of the first time I visited a Korean spa and had the full massage. When someone translated to the masseuse that I said "it hurts!" she laughed, smacked me hard on the backside, and continued. What an experience :)

    • @darko.v
      @darko.v Před 2 lety +94

      That's what she said 🤣 ❤️

    • @Outlier68
      @Outlier68 Před 2 lety +564

      I once had a massage in Thailand (legit, not a “massage”). I hadn’t had a massage in years and am a pretty big dude. She was sweating and struggling throughout. At the end she said something to me in Thai. I asked what she said and she replied “Big monkey”. Lol

    • @thatdude3977
      @thatdude3977 Před 2 lety +19

      @@Outlier68 thats what she said

    • @halcyon.
      @halcyon. Před 2 lety +110

      Yeah they’re so amiable! I went to a Korean restaurant and the owner was so funny and nice. When I came a second time she greeted me with a laugh and a smack on the forehead 😂 I felt like I was with family lol

    • @mariusturturica3014
      @mariusturturica3014 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Outlier68 dealt with the exact same exp and words =)) but you feel a lot lighter after it

  • @zandiskoul
    @zandiskoul Před rokem +137

    As a skateboarder who has broken his ankles, this is quite effective for setting your tendons up to heal properly :)

    • @dimples213
      @dimples213 Před rokem +1

      i have question! i sprained my ankle like 6 months ago and ig it healed okay bc it doesn’t bother me anymore but my ankle that was injured looks swollen compared to my other one will it always look like that now ? 😢 does that mean it didn’t heal properly?

    • @Blurrred
      @Blurrred Před rokem +1

      @@dimples213 could just be swollen

    • @daveawb
      @daveawb Před 11 měsíci

      @@dimples213 beat the shit out of the other one to make them the same size. Probably just swollen.

  • @taiikomochiyuurichin1459
    @taiikomochiyuurichin1459 Před 9 měsíci +2

    This guy is GOOD! Have had occasion to needing rehab for injuries and the only way to get back to normal is this sort of painful experience to retain the flexiility.

  • @julsjewels3185
    @julsjewels3185 Před 2 lety +3762

    harder he punches the more he laughs. LOL. He is increasing the blood flow to the area which promotes healing and loosens muscles. He is a gem.

    • @Unidentified_UnknownUser
      @Unidentified_UnknownUser Před 2 lety +39

      Indeed he is lol

    • @mrsugar7528
      @mrsugar7528 Před 2 lety +16

      he sounded kinda masochisti ngl, you know what even I would laugh my humour is that broken

    • @benjacques26
      @benjacques26 Před 2 lety +136

      As a physio, i have to disagree. This is causing more trauma if anything. Edit: definitely causing more trauma 😂

    • @newmonengineering
      @newmonengineering Před 2 lety +10

      @@benjacques26 and what is the bodies response to trauma?

    • @benjacques26
      @benjacques26 Před 2 lety +57

      @@newmonengineering calor, rubor, dolor, tumor and functio laesa 👍

  • @NathanDCLubb
    @NathanDCLubb Před 2 lety +1684

    I love that this guy wanted to make it so clear that he views everyone as equal, what a good guy.

    • @obamanyan
      @obamanyan Před 2 lety +15

      I found dumb asking that question, we are all humans, it doesn't matter if we are white, black, asian...

    • @Lynn-Davis
      @Lynn-Davis Před 2 lety +62

      @@obamanyan - There are many different medical needs based on race/genetics; it's not a stupid question.

    • @NathanDCLubb
      @NathanDCLubb Před 2 lety +3

      @@obamanyan so what would you recommend? Would you rather I focus on the negative rather than a very clear positive that is good for everyone to take note of?

    • @obamanyan
      @obamanyan Před 2 lety +1

      ​ @Nathanclbb I didn't mean to criticize u or the massagist, only was saying that I found stupid asking if there was any difference between massaging Chinese or white people, or black or whatever. I know they can be some differences in health aspects, but in this case doesn't apply, just don't get the point of asking that

    • @NathanDCLubb
      @NathanDCLubb Před 2 lety +3

      @@obamanyan well so I obviously agree with the underlying sentiment but since it was in a reply to my comment it felt as though it was a commentary which had implications for what I pointed out.

  • @jaygarcia9477
    @jaygarcia9477 Před 2 měsíci +2

    He just got tenderized. Oh boy soft now, Charmin soft. Hahaha ❤

  • @ashishrao3069
    @ashishrao3069 Před rokem +1

    The interaction is amazing.

  • @NickSevereMusic
    @NickSevereMusic Před 2 lety +2473

    "There's a lot of people in this world who say random stuff." That's an entire fact sir lol. This man is a legend!

  • @kolecouvelas6007
    @kolecouvelas6007 Před 2 lety +501

    am i the only one who really loves humanity when two people learn how to speak to each other? there's just something warming about it.

    • @bodhibraieoux6196
      @bodhibraieoux6196 Před 2 lety +8

      Speaking the language of every community is indeed a treasure, just every community is not just one circle or species

    • @nichellerodriguez1524
      @nichellerodriguez1524 Před 2 lety +10

      It's a form of respect.

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun Před 2 lety +1

      depends on who you're talking to, though

  • @GhostDrummer
    @GhostDrummer Před rokem

    I would love to sit and listen to this wise man. Such amazing pearls of wisdom.

  • @jacobe5495
    @jacobe5495 Před rokem

    I would love to hang out with this teacher and learn about life through his wisdom. Unfortunately, these types of teachers are a dying breed. God bless him.

  • @m.riverscomegys8100
    @m.riverscomegys8100 Před 2 lety +819

    He just got the shit beat out of him with a smile on his face. What a delightful gentleman. 😂🙏

    • @alexxenaosas2416
      @alexxenaosas2416 Před 2 lety +3

      Him : Crazy wife , I'l go outside not to start a fight with you
      Let's beat some random people to take my pain away !

    • @gio9789
      @gio9789 Před 2 lety

      best job in the world

    • @Mr111BigDaddy111
      @Mr111BigDaddy111 Před 2 lety +2

      And he even paid for it! :D

  • @LOUISEGGENTON428
    @LOUISEGGENTON428 Před 2 lety +1738

    He has a really good sense of humour I wish I can have a laugh with a Chinese guy like this one day in his own language

    • @numberonefan7630
      @numberonefan7630 Před 2 lety +2

      I'm chinese but I only speak English. Go ahead! Give it a shot!

    • @xwolfensiriusx
      @xwolfensiriusx Před 2 lety +2

      wtf

    • @jeanrodriguez2078
      @jeanrodriguez2078 Před 2 lety +1

      @@numberonefan7630 The only way to prove that you are Chinese by taking the social credit points. We can't have capitalist spies here.

    • @anthonyj.s.7266
      @anthonyj.s.7266 Před 2 lety

      @@numberonefan7630 Are you really Chinese then?

    • @goodenergy73
      @goodenergy73 Před 2 lety

      @@xwolfensiriusx ?

  • @mr.c493
    @mr.c493 Před 2 lety

    This guy’s laugh is awesome. I was cracking up!!

  • @leviontiveros5219
    @leviontiveros5219 Před 3 měsíci

    I have watched this videos a dozen times. It’s memorizing and fascinating, I sure with I could get the same message

  • @brianfisher7385
    @brianfisher7385 Před 2 lety +1848

    Street massage guy: What'll it be today?
    Xiaoma: I'll have the Mike Tyson please...

  • @slimshadetree9468
    @slimshadetree9468 Před 2 lety +890

    We used to fix our old TV's like this back in the day. Just bang on em' till they work again. This guy could've been the best TV repair man in the 90's

    • @DasAlienYota
      @DasAlienYota Před 2 lety +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @josuegomez484
      @josuegomez484 Před 2 lety +2

      I almost cry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Yizelin
      @Yizelin Před 2 lety +7

      Good ole fashioned percussive maintenance.

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Před 2 lety +9

      I still give my flatscreens the old “CRT slap” every now and again. Knocks all the dust off the motherboard and power supply

    • @ryanching8
      @ryanching8 Před 2 lety

      LMAO! WE also bang the Sides of our old TV 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aayushphysio178
    @aayushphysio178 Před 8 měsíci

    That was incredible, I myself being a physiotherapist can say that this was effective. All the therapies eventually work to increase the blood flow and break the scar tissue. Thats what the old man did. Great work, I wish I could get a massage like that.

  • @northpolenate
    @northpolenate Před 8 měsíci

    you are very lucky to have this energy work done, i wish i could experience that

    • @user-wm6bk3in3h
      @user-wm6bk3in3h Před 5 měsíci

      lol are you crazy this was utter nonesense did nothing but more damage

  • @Oplix
    @Oplix Před 2 lety +777

    This man's confidence is everything. "HEAR ME, I GO BACK TO SHANGHAI, I'M INSTANT #1"

    • @clintgolub1751
      @clintgolub1751 Před 2 lety +72

      “In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best”

    • @shotostudio6348
      @shotostudio6348 Před 2 lety

      @@clintgolub1751 Whar?

    • @AllanBaumer0
      @AllanBaumer0 Před 2 lety +3

      @@shotostudio6348 the office.

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 Před 2 lety

      Sounds drunk

    • @Baal93Ash
      @Baal93Ash Před 2 lety

      @@clintgolub1751 yeah like the old man said. "A lot of people in this world say random stuff...."

  • @MrRookitty
    @MrRookitty Před 2 lety +447

    You could totally tell he was thinking "This nerd has a wife?!"

    • @tonobehnke5885
      @tonobehnke5885 Před 2 lety +1

      hahahaha

    • @estelaangeles2346
      @estelaangeles2346 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tonobehnke5885 i think he said the guy is too young to have a wife

    • @rosscarroll6735
      @rosscarroll6735 Před 2 lety +2

      He was thinking "this guy got yellow fever"

    • @kamo808
      @kamo808 Před 2 lety

      @@estelaangeles2346 Yes, to somehow get out of it.

  • @brbob4934
    @brbob4934 Před rokem +34

    Chinese dude had a bet with a friend. "A guy will walk up to me and pay me to beat the shit out of him. I have 100 bucks, I want 3 to 1 odds." The friend: "YOU'RE ON!"

  • @toxichammertoe8696
    @toxichammertoe8696 Před rokem

    I love this guy! He's keeping it for real👍💪

  • @charlesharrell2864
    @charlesharrell2864 Před 2 lety +546

    This guy's a legend, an absolute unit in the massage industry. No machine would beat this man. Perfect example of no match for human performance

    • @bethmalubay2214
      @bethmalubay2214 Před 2 lety +21

      We are losing these kinds of medicine men in the philippines.their specialty is to fix misaligned bone, nerves and tendons. They knew dislocated bones but old masters died without passing the know how to the younger generation.its good there still a practicing fellow in China.

    • @blardymunggas6884
      @blardymunggas6884 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣🤣

    • @tabcreedence6553
      @tabcreedence6553 Před 2 lety +12

      @@bethmalubay2214 Yes and western Medicine spread through the world and the entities behind it worked hard and spent billions to ridicule and suppress ancient functional naturopathic medicine. We are living in the dark ages while the common person here in US thinks we are at the pinnacle of medical technology.

    • @DanielLopez-dy1ul
      @DanielLopez-dy1ul Před 2 lety +3

      He said he has no competition 😂

    • @toplist3088
      @toplist3088 Před 2 lety

      @HayesyBoy927 😂

  • @LondonDoorman
    @LondonDoorman Před 2 lety +823

    i love how after upsetting him by telling people it was free that he started punching you 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexp9775
    @alexp9775 Před rokem

    Watching these two go back and forth is hilarious!

  • @jeanettedias64
    @jeanettedias64 Před rokem

    This Chinese gentleman is awesome, u had great time amazing massage frm him. Bless u guys

  • @drakokamikaze8823
    @drakokamikaze8823 Před 2 lety +268

    This guy is a real Chinese treasure. Every thing he said was legit. "Did I say it was free?"

  • @fernendo4
    @fernendo4 Před 2 lety +1612

    Let’s make this master a millionaire. He deserves it.

    • @hot_vampire01
      @hot_vampire01 Před 2 lety +35

      Nope

    • @Tendo_27
      @Tendo_27 Před 2 lety +45

      Bring him dedicated disciples so that this knowledge he has doesn't end with him.

    • @EdgarHernandez-kt7dt
      @EdgarHernandez-kt7dt Před 2 lety +8

      I really hope ur being sarcastic lol 😂

    • @hot_vampire01
      @hot_vampire01 Před 2 lety +4

      People in Africa who have nothing to eat deserve way way better than him, where’s your mind?

    • @nmatthew7469
      @nmatthew7469 Před 2 lety +23

      @@hot_vampire01 can we do both? Can we support holistic doctors and help the poor?

  • @ShadowshineSolitude
    @ShadowshineSolitude Před rokem +2

    I love the fact he said , equals punches for everyone. Doesn't matter the background. Legend

  • @dralfred2400
    @dralfred2400 Před rokem +247

    Health is Wealth, Most times it amaze me greatly the way I moved from an average lifestyle to earning over $63k per month, utter shock is the word. I have understood a lot in the past few years to doubt that opportunities are bound in the financial markets, The only thing is to know where to focus.

    • @dulcedeleche5804
      @dulcedeleche5804 Před rokem

      I agree with you and I believe that the secret to financial stability is having the right investment ideas to enable you earn more money, I don’t know who agrees with me but either way I recommend either real estate or crypto and stocks.

    • @susanhaynes679
      @susanhaynes679 Před rokem

      I keep wondering how people earn money in financial markets, i tried trading bitcoin on my own made a huge loss and now I'm scared of investing more.

    • @dralfred2400
      @dralfred2400 Před rokem

      @@susanhaynes679 That won't bother you if you trade with a professional like Mr Tony Alin berker my coach, you may have come across him on interviews relating to bitcoin. He trades, manage trading account and offer mentorship program for clients who wish to become professional investors.

    • @susanhaynes679
      @susanhaynes679 Před rokem

      @@dralfred2400 You allow people to trade for you ? that's interesting , how safe is it ?

    • @garnier3295
      @garnier3295 Před rokem

      Wow I can't believe you guys are discussing about Mr Tony Alin berker, I once met him at a conference in California 2019, just before the pandemic. I can testify that is very good in trading..Highly recommended.

  • @kichapi
    @kichapi Před 2 lety +573

    The power of language ✨. It'll be minutes of awkward silence if you can't understand each other. And we'll never discover uncle's sense of humor. Feature him again ⭐.

    • @sunnysheaven5241
      @sunnysheaven5241 Před 2 lety

      He died of Covid

    • @kichapi
      @kichapi Před 2 lety

      @@sunnysheaven5241 what?? That's unfortunate. . may he rest in peace.

    • @lemongrab9044
      @lemongrab9044 Před 2 lety +20

      @@kichapi no he didn't there's just people in the comments being ass holes saying this there is no truth to it

    • @davidg6803
      @davidg6803 Před 2 lety +20

      @@lemongrab9044just like he said "there's a lot of people in this world who say random stuff"

  • @AuthenTech
    @AuthenTech Před 2 lety +3030

    Rumor has it he’s still beating away on his shoulder 😂

  • @sergiosantos2498
    @sergiosantos2498 Před 8 měsíci +2

    We need more people like this man!

  • @bhaviknarzary1001
    @bhaviknarzary1001 Před 9 měsíci

    What a professionalism

  • @unndunn1
    @unndunn1 Před 2 lety +347

    Omg I love that man. He’s such a character, and the “stop being a baby” with the extra slaps for emphasis was hilarious

  • @funniful
    @funniful Před 2 lety +1460

    I’m a retired massage therapist here to say: this man’s technique has merit! 👍🏻

  • @davemustaki134
    @davemustaki134 Před rokem +1

    I keep coming back and watching this video the Chinese guy is so cool and interesting god bless him!

  • @glb360
    @glb360 Před rokem

    I really enjoyed this video. I learned something new! Thank you.

  • @buildyourvibe9838
    @buildyourvibe9838 Před 2 lety +342

    "If you don't have direct experience, it's impossible to learn."
    🔥💯

    • @RayMarsRover
      @RayMarsRover Před rokem

      i.e., we learn by doing. Books can tell you, but only experience teaches you.

  • @VaeVictus17
    @VaeVictus17 Před 2 lety +2341

    That was impressive! Former LMT here and gotta say his touch, maneuvers, and approach was pure art and skill all at once. That technique was solid. I studied a lot of modalities and that right there a lot of skill reduced down to the fix.

    • @jeausy
      @jeausy Před 2 lety +35

      Seriously? Guy actually has skill?

    • @VaeVictus17
      @VaeVictus17 Před 2 lety +117

      @@leelunk8235 no I'm just someone with experience and knowledge. 2 things you obviously lack

    • @cheesyhunter831
      @cheesyhunter831 Před 2 lety +25

      @@VaeVictus17 🤣😂best reply

    • @braydenrubin8627
      @braydenrubin8627 Před rokem +23

      @GammaBoy so I play lacrosse and I roll a ball on all my leg muscles for like an hour before and after every game and I can tell you it’s hell, it helps a lot though

    • @jimjambananaslam3596
      @jimjambananaslam3596 Před rokem +11

      @@braydenrubin8627 I just own a random lacrosse ball because I'm Canadian and I do that sometimes too.

  • @teDDy_127
    @teDDy_127 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Omg!!! This Chinese will never stop praising himself.

  • @LuisLourenco82
    @LuisLourenco82 Před rokem +2

    You have to try to find this guy again... Hes hilarious!

  • @gourmetfitness5768
    @gourmetfitness5768 Před 2 lety +875

    The impact is to try and break up the scare tissue. Then manipulating the insertion point is spot on. No fluffy rub down

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice Před 2 lety +95

      Yeah! People don't tend to realize that scar tissue breaks up much faster when it's rubbed and jostled. Or that it breaks up at all! Scar tissue is not the end of functionality, the body reabsorbs it when possible!

    • @LMW87MMA
      @LMW87MMA Před 2 lety +15

      Lol what a bunch of bullshit

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice Před 2 lety +46

      @@LMW87MMA .....this basic medical knowledge that scars break up and reabsorb is "bullshit"? Do you want to bet money on that and then check an official medical source? I'm down for $1k if you're so sure.

    • @markcondino2971
      @markcondino2971 Před 2 lety +16

      Is it just or, when I get a bruise or a jab I tend to punch them just to feel the pain. Pain from bruises feels good to me lol!

    • @KlawMan27
      @KlawMan27 Před 2 lety +7

      @@LMW87MMA Aww, cute bait

  • @ashmcgregor9150
    @ashmcgregor9150 Před 2 lety +341

    Wife: Go a little lighter. What if he gets hurt?
    Masseur: *hits Xiaoma's shoulder even harder*
    LMFAO

    • @brentgambrell
      @brentgambrell Před 2 lety +3

      Lmao!!!!!

    • @jennyd1111
      @jennyd1111 Před 2 lety +3

      Yessssssss 🤣😂

    • @royhi1809
      @royhi1809 Před 2 lety +4

      She knew that was going to happen. It's an old Chinese secret. 😉

    • @ricquito8389
      @ricquito8389 Před 2 lety

      @@royhi1809 Exactly! Xiaoma must have pissed her off so she decided to exact revenge by telling the healer: "Go lighter on him." Hahahahaahahahah

  • @1EpicMomo
    @1EpicMomo Před rokem +1

    Honestly I need this

  • @nsxdarin
    @nsxdarin Před rokem +8

    old man: *cuts off leg*
    old man: "see, pain gone."

  • @GTMarmot
    @GTMarmot Před 2 lety +349

    What this old guy is doing is a real old-school skill of immense benefit to mankind. At the end of the day, that skill is more valuable than any languages training. Health and the ability to move, and recover from injury, is invaluable.

  • @caleblino8576
    @caleblino8576 Před 2 lety +252

    “if you don’t have direct experience, it’s impossible to “learn”” that’t some mr. miyagi shit right there, this man is a living legend

    • @pitpit03
      @pitpit03 Před 2 lety +3

      Shit damn right.

    • @kimmy2734
      @kimmy2734 Před 2 lety

      I call my mother Mr. Miyagi

    • @pafu015
      @pafu015 Před 2 lety

      Well it’s not entirely the truth. That would mean you can’t learn from theory

  • @jayvalentin7889
    @jayvalentin7889 Před rokem +1

    "Don't run, just take big steps!" as he proceeds to run😂

  • @shawnatribelhorn627
    @shawnatribelhorn627 Před 2 lety

    This is hilarious and awesome at the same time, one of my favorites. I need an update though.

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks Před 2 lety +3616

    asmr is strong with this one

  • @jonesparza2323
    @jonesparza2323 Před 2 lety +239

    I went to a Chinese massage place after I dislocated my fingers. This old guy who spoke zero English worked on my hand and even though I was wincing in pain he just had the same blank expression the whole time. But you know what my fingers healed %100

  • @mfayant
    @mfayant Před rokem +9

    He previously sprained his ankle (not broke it) and then it healed, but some of the muscles will remain tight. The punching around the ankle and lower leg will loosen those tight muscles, give better range of movement, and take most of his pain, if not all of it. Same with the shoulder. You think he's a weakling for screaming, you'd probably react the same way if it was done on you. A dying healing therapy, that needs to make a serious come back.

  • @D3L3T3
    @D3L3T3 Před rokem +7

    "Maybe you should hit him lighter"
    "If it ain't hard, why waste my time?"
    This man is full with life quotes it's actually very motivating. We move forward people one hard at a time 🤣