1987 MRE Pork Patty Ration Review Featuring Stinky Cheese of Death Risky Nasty Food Tobasco
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Howdy, folks! We've got ourselves a 1987 Menu 1 - Freeze Dried Pork Patty featuring the stinky cheese of death, and a grape drink that solidified into a strange block of something nasty.
Co-starring lightly fermented (and eating half of it) applesauce, Reagan Cookie (The best thing ever made), standard MRE crackers, the Pork Patty (simply amazing), and MRE Hot Mochaaa!
So, this one was a doozy - and technical difficulties with the editor almost made it not happen. So without further ado, let's rock it & roll it!
4 Fingers of Death is coming up next..!
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LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
NICE HISS™
I'LL BE COMING BACK AT YOU WITH SOMETHING NEW OR OLD, ALRIGHT COOL SEE YA™ - Zábava
**we apologize for these technical difficulties**
---Please stand by---
* muffled steve pain in the distance *
dog spoon for sale lol
Poor steve
Rip Steve Pallet
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*audible Steve pain*
I was in the Marine Corps in 1987 I remember eating this very MRE. I think it's still stuck to my colon.
Lol damn...that thing is serious
@@donnamoncrief9563 yep! Here's what i looked like after eating that thing.... 😭
Thank you for your service Sir. You were brave one I bet, also for eating those.
@@donaldcampbell6296 Nice, let's get a story out on a trey.
Just posted the same thing. Army here. Its so strange to see Steve eat that MRE and remember vividly the patty and the crackers and the cheese back in the 80s.
damn, if steve says it's disgusting, it must be really bad
Yeah that's what I was thinking, after some of the nasty stuff he's been ok with, that must have been horrendous
had a pork patty mre in 88 and I hydrated it and cooked the patty, wasnt bad at all.
Bruh not like that other one he had when he went camping... he had to cut the camera off
Wow your thumbnail. Mr. Pregnant. I used to talk to him on yahoo messenger in the mega early days for about a year. Lost contact with him when he started automating contact with the outside world for a while. Interesting dude all around.
Facts 😂😂😂😂
I think you were supposed to give that cheese to the enemy.
Boodieman72 aa
that would probably be a war crime
You're giving me your rations?
That sneaky "Cheesenemy"
@@hairycat6095 That's an dishonorable discharge sir.
its cursed... because you never began with the ritualistic "NICE" before proceeding.
nunya baznus and he always says a smooth "alright" at the end
...nice!
Cursed Steve1989 vid
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Perfect looking dinner.
You've eaten even more rations than the soldiers themselves lol
I have cried much bittersweetly of that
the battle of 1812 hasn't stopped yet
"I really don't to eat this. Don't make me eat it. Ok I'll eat some."
I literally lol'd your videos are great!
Howdy bandanna-wearing rebel Eagle! >:3
Are you a biker too?
Unknown User Uh... I'm not a bicycle rider. I ride a Harley-Davidson Screamin' Eagle fully decorated in ranch-style black leather.
Me: "STEVE NO WHY"
its like Gollum fighting with himself
"we apologize for technical difficulties"
steve in the background: literally reloading his soul
I think he might have actually had to respawn.
That cheese spread review sounded like an exorcism!
Goose's Channel lol
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ROFL!
Even when that particular cheese came out ivory white, creamy and velvety, it smelled like satan on toast.
Sebaceous is not a word I want to hear describing food...
No shit!!! :)
That adjective definitely painted a picture.
It’s perfect. That cheese totally looks like some of the nasty goo that comes out during cyst popping videos.
I thought he said salacious, which is more troubling I think...
They say cigarettes are addictive...
Wait until you watch one of these videos than you'll know the true meaning of addiction.
True facts
then you'll be addicted to watching him smoke old cigarettes.
Lol very true!!!
It took me years to quit smoking, stop making a joke out of addiction.
@@Rountree1985 not making a joke. I've been on cigarettes since I got out of the army. Now the vape is a bit better for the past year. Will have a cig the odd time but I'm mostly on the vape. You don't smell as much your food tastes better and your fingers don't go yellow and smell bad. I know it's hard to quit I've tried didn't work so I'm just trying to use an alternative.
At 6:49 he went off and died while a dollar store halo theme started to play.
Garrett Heisler Laughed my ass off at that pt. Pretty sure everybody did though
That’s Steve’s music how dare you make fun of it
You have no idea how hard I laughed, brilliant
Me: “Mom can we get Halo theme”
Mom: “We have Halo theme at home”
Halo theme at home:
My husband just asked, "Why is this so interesting to you?" To which I replied: "Because it's awesome! And he actually eats this stuff!" lol. Gonna binge watch until I fall asleep. ❤
Smh
Joshua you're sweet, thank you. ❤
Tracy Di You're welcome. Any lady who's cool enough to watch these MRE reviews is my hero.
+Tracy Di lucky man
Joshua
I'm just seeing your reply. Thanks, luv.
Oh man, I'm so used to "Let's get this out on a tray.....NICE" that the "Perfect looking dinner" caught me WAY off guard. I'm so used to Steve loving everything, his reaction to the cheese had me actually LOL'ing
*29 year old dehydrated pork patty covered in salt*-"Look at that, that's All-American." LOL
it is doe
'murica 🇺🇸
That pig died 29 years ago wew..
Lol I love being American.
I'm pretty sure he got e coli from the pork. I read it in his profile. And still he carries on eating spoiled food. Nice!
I’m actually kinda losing my mind because those matches were produced at the factory I work at. I work on the same machines that produced those oof
That's very cool!!
Steve's old videos and his reactions are gold!
His new ones are just as good in my opinion to bad they are few and far between
the cheese spread needs "front toward enemy" on the front
I think this is best channel on YT. I've never in my life come across anything better.
Steve is such a gentleman he apologises for the terrible cheese that HE ate.
That apple sauce seems to have turned into really bad prison wine.
There is NO SUCH THING as "bad" prison wine. =7
Sera Prison Fruit Salad lol
looks like apple butter
matt boles fermented Apple butter
I just wonder how any yeasts made it in
My experience with this nastiest of nasty pork patty was in USMC boot camp, 1984, during field training. The rest of it was fairly decent, but the pork patty was inedible even at the end of the day as hungry as I was.
"Don't make me eat this!" "Ok, I'll eat some." I love you dude your hilarious
+Steve1989 MREinfo thanks for the reply, you do a great job. keep on keepin on! always looking forward to more stuff from you
He nearly died from that cheese 😂
The "technical difficulties" sections had me laughing. Love your channel. So cool to see the ingenuity in some of these. Also, your reactions are hilarious sometimes.
This was one of my favorite MRE meals back in the day.. (Yeah, I'm old). I can verify that is NOT the color of the applesauce normally. I LOVED the cheese packets (when they were new), better than the peanut butter any day! Usually ate the patty without water.... same with the coco beverage powder, just poured the powder right into my face-hole... :)
Now thats soldiering. Salute!
Lmao i used to eat hot chocolate from the packet growing up it didnt hurt my stomach as much.
@@animeloveer97 ate MRE’s growing up?
Eats old beef from 1899: okay takes like there is some bone in it.
Eats cheese nearly a century later: UGH!! AHH! BLEJDJJDDJJOOEOW
It's from 1987.. That is a little over 3 decades ago (30 years). Very far off a century (100 years) my dude
The British Viking he meant that the cheese is nearly a century younger (made "later" in history) than the beef
@@thebritishviking The cheese spread was made around 88 years after the Boer war... so they are right about nearly a century (30 years from 1899 was 1929)
I was more concerned about the sight of that apple sauce, but that cheese-o-death™ was a whole other level of nope.
My uncle was in the National Guard and would bring me these old dark brown bag MREs. This particular one was the very first MRE I’d ever eaten and I was blown away by the tech of it. I loved it. And after twenty years of eating way too many myself here, there, and everywhere, I still like them. I also wholly endorse your statement that cookie bar, chocolate covered is in fact the greatest thing ever made by man.
That cheese is meant to be a chemical weapon but they accidentally packed it with the foods :D
No need to empty a room with tear gas or a flashbang when you have vintage cheese spread!
Agreed... the apple sauce is guaranteed to feement the natural yeast cant be cleaned before processing... cheese is a bioweapon when you give it to a lactose intolerant person...
Sadam's?
biological weapon
@@mortechrome That would violate the Geneva Convention.
funny to see Steve emoting waaaay more in his older videos haha his newer videos he sounds like hes half asleep. still love his newer stuff tho
That's his Job Ross phase.
The snack that bites back?
Holy shit look who i found!
@@EQOAnostalgia Who?
The meal that strikes back
Styx: the original spoon clanker.
The taste of the Regan administration.
“He’s sad, and I am too cause I have to eat some” I started laughing so hard
"Can't go for that, no can do" - Nice Hall & Oates reference!
I caught that too 😂😂👌🏾
i've always wondered where you got the music for all your intros and outros, but knowing that you made it yourself is just plain impressive.
"sad sad cheese face" 😂 😂 😂
Not hearing "Nice!" after "lets get this out on a tray" aint right.
steve you are my fookin hero mate....not only are you funny as hell but your videos are some of the most entertaining on youtube without a doubt. just keep making them mate.....keep making em!
He did the coffee the way I used to
I always took ramen noodles with me to the field. These dehydrated meat patties mixed with the cheese and ramen cooked in a canteen cup were the bomb.
Marine Corps "79 to "88
Well the apple sauce looks like it's turned into chocolate sauce,and the cheese sounded like it came to life and tried to kill you-wonderful meal!!
Marc Cinqmars lol you cracked me up
Marc Cinqmars 😄 that’s a great description
That's exactly how it looked & tasted in 1987. Sign up with the USMC to defend your country and they thank you by poisoning you, lol!
Me: "Steve, No!"
Steve: "Steve YES!"
Us: "We love you Steve!"
Steve: "Nice"
Watching these older videos is telling on how far you have come on your channel. I absolutely love your content. Thank you!
i wont eat cheese that expired one day after the expiration date. and there he is, eating a 30 years old cheese.
Seawolf Gaming my mom gives me 2-3 week old cheese I WONT EAT
baroch8 same
Aged Cheddar costs more because of storage time. Becomes more dense, and crumbly. Cheese is expired Milk, kinda.
So we're good here. I think ha ha
Shows what level it is required to go upward youtube ladder
You got my hopes up when you said "Let's get this out on a tray".
Then you didn't follow through with a "Nice!".
Hopes deleted.
Mac Brown Now you know why the cheese was so awful. He didn't bless the meal. Always seems to fail without the requisite nice.
Elijah Taylor I actually snap my fingers during that transition 😂
Steve has videos with 5 million plus views.
It’s almost criminal this one can’t even break 700K, this may be his best work. Eating that cheese so we don’t have too!!
Thank you my brother!
Criminal, you say?
@@criminal7592 I see what you did there. Hey, Steve went over 700K with this one. His efforts at protecting us paid off!
This and the Beef Patty Dehydrated were my two favorite MRE’s. The chocolate covered cookie (track pads) was a great dessert, but the Cherry Nut Cake was absolutely the best dessert ever!
Cherry nut cake sounds amazing.
I never get tired of that reaction to the cheese spread.
That little clear bag WAS enough to reconstitute that patty. It was sized that way for a reason. This was one of my favorite MREs back in the day when there were only 12 meals, if I recall correctly. I found the best way to enjoy this meal was to crush the dry pork patty, add hot water, mix it with the cheese packet and spread it on the cracker. I really liked this one. As an MLRS guy, we referred to the chocolate covered cookie bar as a "track pad"(the rubber pad on tracked vehicles that gave them traction on pavement and kept them from destroying roads). My favorite cookie was the the oatmeal cookie bar. No chocolate, just a rectangular solid hunk of oatmeal goodness, often referred to as the "John Wayne Bar". IDK why. He never served in the military. Too bad the cheese packets don't last. Hell, sometimes they'd be spoiled when new. If you get another pork patty, try it with a "new" jalapeno cheese packet as described above. I preferred the other crackers that looked more like regular saltines. I think the salt crystals cut the too many foil pouches though.
Hmmm, ya, oh yea, oh this looks good, oh yea, OK, mmmm,, oh man, that was gross, never again, never again, ya, it's terrible, aw dude, ewww, ahhhh, wow, that's foul, aw man, alright, ahh that smells nice, .ah man, ewww ya, mmm, oh, ya
Dude you are the most interesting to listen to with all the sounds and and 'remarks' you make about the 'meals'. hahaha
I never comment but this is the billionth video I watch of yours. I can't stop. Plus, when you described the taste of the cigarettes in many of the other meals, I had to smoke a pack of shitty ones one after the other and IMAGINE they were good.
Keep killing it! Alright, cool, see ya.
THE DRUNK COOK Hahahaha
Nice, m'kay!
Nice
similar situation
I feel like this cheese is what did it. It's what broke steve so bad and gave him his trademark thousand yard stare.
Death cheese: "It tastes like the grim reaper's taking a shit on my tastebuds!" 👍
"it smells slightly alcoholic, yeah dark apple sauce. check it out we are for sure trying some of that out, it would be illegal if i didn't."
im just laughing like a dumb ass rn
the technical difficulties part had me dying on the floor.
I love going back and rewatching some of these older videos. I've had 4 of those cookie bars last year and they rocked.
these past episodes had a certain dose of humor
I always love when he says "Let's get this out on a tray... Perfect looking dinner."
My new favorite MRE reviewer. Love this guy.. hes balls to the wall with everything. keep it up man.
Getting hooked on these. Home sick at the moment and have been ploughing through your videos. So interesting and good. History and food are a great thing.
I knew some people who were in the army in the 80s and 90s and they shared a few horror stories about some of the old cheese spreads. One lady said she didnt poop for around 4 days after eating some once
his newer videos are so much more consistent and definitely more pleasant to watch! he has gone a really long way to achieve that.
Sebaceous! Exactly the word I was going to use. It looked like a cyst.
“Stinky Cheese of Death Risky Nasty Food Tabasco”. I laughed so hard at that title! 😂😂😂
I watch these while my wife plays warcraft and she's like "did he really eat that" I'm like yep can't you hear the retching?"
"So sebaceous" 😂 OMG Steve, this is why we love you!
It would be easy to cook for you. Your expectations are so low! :) ~ Cathy
And, even he does think its bad...he'll STILL go back in for, at least, a second try :) !
+Steve1989 MREinfo Damn....o_O
+Steve1989 MREinfo Savage mate.
+Steve1989 MREinfo LOL! That is just such a creatively cruel thing to say! :D
+Jaybird196 50 years later man. 50 years later.
Ah. The 80s. Metal was amazing, great cars, who wouldn't want to go back to the 80s for a least a day?
I'd go back and check out all the great bands that aren't around anymore.
I would go back in a heart beat.
I’d go back to the late 80s - early 90s
6:49 made me laugh so much that I just spit out Pepsi all over my Model M.
*****
I got a 93 Model. It's sturdy as all hell.
Im using my model F xt right now. so nice.
@@mike52787 how did you use a f when it is of the XT interface? I'm using a 1986 IBM M
It’s amazing to see how far Steve1989MRE has matured, when scrolling through older videos.
I just freaking died laughing at the cheese part. Oh my god. My abs hurt from laughing 😆
REAGAN COOKIES!!!!!!!!
"Don't make me eat this. Ok, I'll eat some" 😂😂
I laughed so hard when the video went silent and you could hear a faint scream in his music. Must have been some nasty cheese. Lol Now Steve knows how a sweaty gym sock tastes like. 😂😂😂
I live for these videos.. They are way better than the normal eatery channels. I get to learn what mres are tasty!
I bust up laughing after you opened the the apple sauce you said I’m really gonna have some of that apple sauce now. It’s the knowing it was fermented!
OMG those cookie bars were my favorite thing to dig out of my dad's unused MRE's from when he would go out into the field. That cheese on the other hand....I remember that shit being disgusting.
I love your reviews I really cant stop lmao one of your best reviews hands down
1:25 Steve getting horrified with an old cheese 😂 that must taste horrible for sure
He didn't say nice I'm so triggered
You snowflake lol
*Cookie bar, cookie bar never changes...*
Yay for Fallout references!
Also his voice has changed after he tastes that devilish cheese spread
Holy carp… never seen Steve so animated and energetic.
Wonder what happened?
I want to go back to 2016 and warn him not to open the cheese spread. But his reaction is half the fun. The early Steve videos are great.
Boiling a hot gym sac HAHAHAHH I couldn't stop laughing
Bummer. As much as i was concerned with your health after that but your reaction to that cheese spread was amazingly funny. I was laughing so loud that my neighbours started complaining. :D Thanks for that, that was the best day evar :)
a gym sac??? yikes....;)
I preferred eating those dehydrated pork (and beef) patties dry. Those cookie bars were AWESOME!
You have a subscriber... I appreciate you fearlessness but I suspect you must shit like a goose after eating some of that stuff.
***** I wish you luck and all the best for the future of your channel, may be you could set up a monetization thing to pay your medical bills, and keep you stocked up with Imodium... :)
+Steve1989 MREinfo I have been planning on trying MRE's which one made you have a near death experience so that I KNOW not to buy it?
*****
No Ukrainian MRE's got it. Thanks for the important info! Good luck on your future endeavors! And don't die!
I suggest Ukrainian rations to eat they are the best, make sure its over 50 years old for extra flavour
Steve1989 MREinfo could you tell the story on how u almost died from this ? :)
Lmao I was not expecting that to happen when you tried the cheese it made me laugh so hard
"Don't make me eat this, ok I'll eat it" you are hilarious
THIS IS THE REVIEW I WAS LOOKING FOR SINCE I STARTED WATCHING YOUR CHANNEL. I REMEMBER EATING THE APPLE SAUCE IN 1994 one of my earliest memories. AND THE COOKIE BAR CHOCOLATE COVERED. I’ve been looking for so long and I’ve finally confirmed that it exists, and wasn’t just a dream. Thank you Steve.
Using the term sebaceous to describe that cheese is brilliant.
Steve, i love your mannerisms! Thank you for these videos. I cant stop watching these!!!!
Sounds like a great name for a band! "The Unpleasant Cheese Experience".
Prog rock?
@@mook_butt8037 They would tour with The Flaming Lips and My Morning Jacket, co-headlining Bonnaroo in 2020.
You had my grandson in hysterics over your reaction to the cheese spread! 😂🤣😅
"Coco beverage powder" sounds like a shitty band name lol.
6:26 Here's Steve hating the cheese to death but eventually put a lot of it on the cracker 😂
Excellent way to end my night watching this! That sad cheese face looked so grody... you, sir, are a brave crazy soul! I salute you! Side note, I enjoyed the 'nuttiness' of this one, variety is the spice of life :) Until next time, rock on!!
"I Cant go for that one, no can do" subtle hall and oates Steve. nice
Idk man...I always liked the cheese spread.
Everybody wanted to trade for next to nothing and I loved every bit of it hahaha.
I love to go back and watch the vintage steve stuff. Really was sharpening his review skills around this time
rip steve 6:50
EchoOfGames just imagine the look on his face as he's gagging and coughing.
“Look at it, it looks like something else” 😂😂😂😂
It says on the catsup packet "Catsup, dehydrated," with instructions on reconstituting. Your catsup was good!
Tim Swanson no it wasn’t, it should have been a powder that you add water to
This one is a gem among gems. 🤣