Biden Warns Putin "Has No Idea What's Coming," Greene & Boebert Heckle SOTU: A Closer Look
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- Seth takes a closer look at President Biden using his first State of the Union address to condemn Vladimir Putin's invasion of Ukraine and warn him that he has no idea what the U.S. and its allies will do next.
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Biden Warns Putin "Has No Idea What's Coming," Greene & Boebert Heckle SOTU: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Those two middle school adolescents are so embarrassing!! They look like “mean girls” instead of holding a seat the the congress of the United States.
One of the best takeaways from this is that putin tried for over 20 years to build an image that's Zelensky made in a week by being a true wartime leader in the modern era
He ran a super effective information warfare operation, including his support for Agent Orange's campaign and Brexit, for like ten years and now he's gone and united the world against him.
A former comedian is more of a hardass than a former spy and Judo expert lmfao I love it.
Zelensky is so badass
@@lexslate2476 I FORGOT ABOUT BREXIT :O
@@lexslate2476 I feel the EU just took them back like a toxic ex and just didn't wanna tell anyone cause of how dramatic the breakup was
@@isaacmiller3386 i mentioned it before but i find comedians are a tick smarter then most people
I got the chance to tell Boebert to her face that she's a terrible person when I randomly ran into her at a gas station in my hometown and I still think about it and smile.
You're the hero we need
Man, I hope I get an op like that sometime!
Any reply from her? I probably wouldn’t give her the time before I walked away.
Now I need to know how she responded, was there like that pause of surprise or the stony kind of "oh I've heard that like 100000 times now"
Good for you, man. Sounds like it's worth a beer, at the very least.
As unbelievable as MTG and Boebert are, the real crushing thought is that they're _elected officials._ People *elected* them. And support them. That's the tragedy that really breaks my heart.
Tbf, MTG ran unopposed
Did you catch Greene’s little stunt where she spoke at a white supremacist convention in Orlando last week and then tried to walk it back by saying she didn’t know it was a white supremacist convention?
That goes for tRUMP too. EVIL and corrupt!!
Both one and done, I believe.
@@tommyt1971 A true leader. Speaking to a group she hasn't vetted. Pure genius, that alleged woman. 🙂
3:41 - Man, McConnell looks pissed. You'd think Biden suggested he cut back on his turtle food.
It is a special blend of Turtle Food direct from RUSSIA.
How about give Moscow Mitch a cup of tea to calm his nerves.
His MONEY MEN would rather be given 6 months to live than pay a living wage .
He probably needs to take one.
So true it hurts: "Two white ladies this erratic will eventually turn on each other." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
two women, yeah. Two ladies? Nope
Is it cause one will get the better knee pads or maybe something more disgusting, they have no bottom.
And if they don't? Are you gonna eat that bullsh** sanwhich?
@@jeremiahberry1134 #1) learn how to spell, #2)why is it important to you if he does or doesn’t? It’s just someone’s opinion. Smh
Now that would be one butt ugly cat fight
Seth's description of Boebert & Greene is exactly why I love this show!! I've been thinking the same thing about those two. Can totally see them getting tossed out of an Applebee's for being drunk off of fruity drinks....
Oh boy I really do love Seth’s shows!
A Closer Look and Corrections has really helped my mental health throughout this pandemic.
He has been so honest and incredibly supportive - he doesn’t even know how much!
I would not miss an episode 🐣
How can someone decide they don't have time to do something that's required for their job, but they still keep their job and they don't face any consequences 🤔 How sway????
Rubios constituents are kinda dumb?
American voters, are pretty stupid..
At least he wasn't banging a Chinese spy like Swallwell.
Zelenski showed more courage & dignity in a bunker, Then Bunker Boy Trump ever did.
Zelemsky went to the bunker for all the right reasons. Aging Orange went for all the wrong ones.
I dunno... he got Germany to contribute its share of $$$ to NATO, and got them to rearm. DEU (western block) was one of the most formidable militaries in the world up until 2000. Glad to see them rearming and gearing up for war after Trump humiliated Merkle and pushed Germany to get a better chancellor (Sholtz?). Also humiliated them by describing the narrative of funding the Russian war chest by paying them for hydrocarbons.
I mean really... don't you in the least bit find it sick that all of Europe is afraid of Putin, but they were buying his gas on the cheap and funding their own destruction? C'mon stop cheering for political parties like football teams. The only people who identify as one of two political parties are those that A) Can't think for themselves, or B) Are too lazy to think for themselves... so they allow a political party to do it for them.
FJB and if you voted for him FU2
I see the trolls and tRump tards arrived early tonight. Much ❤ from 🇨🇦
Captain bonespurs would crawl into his lower back out of fear.
"Lower your costs, not your wages." No, absolutely lower the C-suite wages across the board to a percentage of the lowest paid employee. If your lowest paid employee makes $20,000 a year, and you're making millions, that's the real problem. 1000% of that employee's $20,000 is $200,000, and unlike the C-suite the lower employees actually are the ones generating value.
Glad someone mentioned this. We need connected floors and ceilings within a business’s pay scheme, e.g. the top earner can’t make over 400 times more than the bottom earner (whether hourly wage or annual salary), so that if your lowest paid employee makes $20,000 and you make $8,000,000 and you want a raise, then those lowest paid employees have to get a raise, too. Wealth disparity and income inequality are huge problems.
@@kayapapaya honestly 1000% sounds extreme, but it'd never pass in the country.
@@kayapapaya It's the top people who create the jobs to begin with. Where do you think the salaries come from? And if you think they don't pay tax, you're wrong. It's the top 1% who pays the most tax in America.
@@tedfaris especially everywhere.
This.
It makes the most sense!
"Build the wall!"
Yeah because Trump surely didn't
Not to mention the very little parts of wall he did build either fell over from weather or were able to be surmounted and cut through using hardware store grade materials.
As usual with Drumpf, there were multiple layers of scam going on with the border wall - 1) It was an imaginary crisis beaten-up by right wing media as a smokescreen for the Drumpf family's other crimes. 2) A huge amount of money, allocated for 'the wall', sloshed around in the Drumpf administration - you think all the crooks he had working for him didn't manage to siphon some of it off? 3) Somebody made an awful lot of money out of the contracts to build the relatively small part that has been constructed and now proven to be ineffective. Didn't Donny say "I build walls, I know how to build walls" in one of his interviews? and 4) Career-parasites launched fundraisers, so the deluded cult members could send contributions to help 'Keep America Safe' etc., then spent the money for themselves.
I genuinely don't care about inflation or gas prices. I care about the Ukrainians. If I have to spend a little bit more money for the time being to support Ukraine, then so be it. Lives are more important than gas prices.
yeppers
I just drive LESS...and save gas that way.
You have no idea how much I appreciate this comment. It's been a real bummer learning that there is apparently nothing that this country won't politicize and dehumanize these days. I wish more people in this country shared your values, for real.
What? If I have to walk the three blocks to the corner store to get my smokes instead of firing up my Rollin' Coal SUV that's an infringement on muh rats!
Omg 🤦♂️
Someone said that Rubio didn't want to have his nose swabbed because he was afraid it would reveal residue from Trump's derriere.
Kimmel told it.
Not sure if he heard it from someone else.
😂🤣😂🤣thank you, this made me laugh out loud.🙏
If it's true then I don't wanna see what's on his tongue...
LOL
Brilliant as always! Love Seth and A Closer Look! ❤️
I hope Chucks moment goes down in history. It was priceless. I wanted to applaud non stop during the entire speech. Just so thankful that it was Joe Biden. Not TFG.
Even worse, Boebert yelled at Biden as he was in the process of talking about his dead son Beau
She has no class, literally, since she couldn't get through a regular high school class. And without her guns, she'd be hiding under a slimy rock, scared to death of people with wisdom and decency.
@@GoGreen1977 she also misuses campaign funds to shore up her failing restaurant
not classy at all but he was talking about his son who died from cancer after referring to flag draped coffins and boebert shouted before he mentioned beau and boebert was referring to the 13 soldiers that died whilst Trying to leave Afghanistan in August 2021
Low class move by someone from a party that claims to "support our troops"
Low class move by someone from a party that claims to "support our troops"
“They’re like a nonstop national hangnail.”
*This is a Shakespearian level insult.*
It is a devastating burn.
It is a final frontier of shade.
More like an ingrown toenail.
The Bard would have loved it, yes.
*OnLy ChiLd MO Lesters, use those GAMER names!!!*
The Troubles Bubbles! So solid. My historical heart giggled so harddddd!
😅
Seth, I love the show and usually agree with you but I have to say one thing. I do care about decorum. It shows respect and honors those who came before us. It is one of the many things sorely lacking from today's society.
Those two women behaved like they were in their own outhouses…No class .
Kinda like Pelosi ripping up a speech eh? Glass house... meet stone...
@@cneuhauser1 No, that was pure class. Trump's speech was garbage.
They're an embarrassment to the world!
@@cneuhauser1 no nothing like that. 🙄
MTG has sustained brain damage from all the bleach. Nice ROOTS freako.
She has a Man face.
And will never do anything for anyone but herself.
Just like Trumpyforeskin taught her sorry big wide As#
Register and Vote.
LB and MTG are classic examples of what happens when somebody is given a job that are wholly and woefully under prepared and ill-equipped to do.
They just make asses of themselves in some vain attempt to make themselves look busy.
Their picture should be posted on billboards and on covers of magazines and newspapers with the captions explaining what asshats they are
Right.
Seth is the one comedian that makes me pause the video just to like it 😄
imagine skipping a company event that is a part of your job and giving the excuse to HR "I didn't have time". See how long you keep your job. Then run for Senate, turns out you can paid without showing up!
I hate that we are still living in this timeline. Between Desantis and Rubio and Putin I’m just tired
the wrong timeline and wrong universe......it always can get worse;
so at least in this universe´s Earth has not been taken by the Goa'uld... or has it?🥴
Once one realises wearing one down is part of their strategy you'll get angry & refocused.
You forgot Abbott who is now making social workers remove trans kids from their parents, bc the foster system is so much better than being with loving parents, especially for trans kids.
The Darkest Timeline. Alternate 1985. Whatever you want to call it, we're living in chaos.
It's the "Darkest Timeline." It's time to put on your construction paper goatee.
What horrifies me the most is that Green and Boebert are parents, so they’re teaching their children that this is an appropriate way to behave
Hopefully their children rebel. Like cryptkeeper woman Kellyanne Conway of alternative reality, brought back to actual reality by Kellyanne Conway's daughter.
They suck yes but I doubt you’d make the same comment about a male rep
That's what horrifies you the most? Not the fact that both these idiots were elected by American citizens?
Well...it certainly makes me feel better about how well I am doing as a parent.
To Alana,
What should shock you even more, is the fact that BIDEN AND HIS BAND OF COMMUNISM-LOVIN, CENSORSHIP-SUPPORTING, COMMUNIST-BLM INCORPORATED, BACKING, PIECE OF CRAP OF A MAN CAN LOOK INTO THE CAMERA, RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF EVERY AMERICAN, AND TELL US HE'S GOING TO RE-FUND THE POLICE????
BIDEN IS GOING TO CLOSE OUR SOUTHERN BORDER ????
BIDEN IS GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT AMERICANS BUY AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS ?????
AND YOU FREAKS OF NATURE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT CLOWN ??? YOU VILLAGE-IDIOTS IDIOTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE BIDEN IS GOING TO LOWER PRICES, LOWER INFLATION (ALREADY AT A DEVASTATING 10% !!!! )
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU ?
YOU WANT SHOCKING, WAIT UNTIL NOVEMBER 2022 & 2024 ! )
Sick. Twisted.
LETSGOBRANDON @ FUBIDEN !
This show's getting better and better.
"I don't need a ride, I need ammunition" from the president of Ukraine is the most badass thing a president can say.. so much respect for him
@Mac Pot He also has a law degree.
@@aninite2780 What's your Rubles worth now again?
@@humanonearth1 lol who said i am russian😂
@@bl6252 conservative news media can never be trusted.
@@darkstar18498 Nice one Ivan. There was no agreement withh NATO that would have kept the Baltic states from joining.
I SUPPORT UKRAINE.
Seth’s delivery is sublime, as always
Thank you 🙏 Seth.
Thank you🙏 NBC, MSNBC..
"I have a better way to fight inflation: lower your costs, not your wages." * Mitch McConnell visibly gives an extremely wide frown *
And there we have it: they don't think poor people should be able to buy **anything**, and that all workers should be paid next to nothing.
Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine
Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump
@Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again...
@Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.
@Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in...
Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device...
Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly.
Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.
Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners...
We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.
It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives...
When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great...
As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide...
Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible...
This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.
That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight...
Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.
We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.
Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs...
This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable...
Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......
he honestly looked like he was about to cry
Maconel is not going to die. The earth is going to crack open and hes is going to get snatched by the devil himself.
@@astilealavatica1404 I just barely started to read your WOT when I thought better and skipped down here, but I am wondering, who tf is Justin Y and how did he hurt you so bad?
@@chonqmonk It's only a 7.5 minute read. Go on...try it.
Seeing Wally laying down in his bedroom has made watching this show all these years worth it.
It’s nice to know that Wally isn’t just a stand in snark man while filming; he’s a fully time IRL troll.
One of the best yet, Seth.
that was awesome stuff. thks seth
When Seth ends with We love you, I believe him.
They say Rubio never shows up to work anyway. Not surprised he didn't show up for the State of the Union.
Who is they? Link?
@@Protohomo1 same ones, your crush, Trump uses.
@@Protohomo1 and I doubt if it's Link. Or Rhett, from Good Mythical Morning on You Tube.
If Rubio had an ounce of self-respect, he would be using this opportunity to go after Trump and Putin like a honey badger. I said 'if'...
Typical lazy republicans
love the TSA skit w/ Willy Wonka 😂😂😂
Thank you for giving us humor in this scary time, Seth.
Omg!! I miss Seth and Colbert!!! 😢 this strike needs to end!
I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
There's never a Space Laser around when you really need it
You forgot, it has to be Jewish.
@@Mr.N3cro no need, Seth knows
I wish we had SDI right about now.
I'd use mine,but it's on back order
Great show
As someone from Northern Ireland who was born at the end of the troubles I know for a fact we would drink The Troubles Bubbles by the bucket load 😂😂
Did I see both Democrats and Republicans, standing and applauding? Wow! About Time!
Yeah I know right... if it were a Republican President that would have never happened. I guess the Republican party grew up... we'll have to wait and see if the Democrats can when the next sitting president is a Repub.
We've got to acknowledge the slightest silver lining we can find at this point! Otherwise, the United States, isn't so "united" after all.
@@cneuhauser1 Maybe the next Republican president won't spend the whole time bashing the left and throwing red meat to their base.
You act like the last guy basing Democrats was supposed to get an applause from Democrats.
@@cneuhauser1 I’m gonna call bullshit on every word you said
@@meoff7602 you get it
I have to appreciate the fact that Biden is trying to comfort the American people and never once started ranting about his poll numbers or crowd size. At this point even a mediocre President is light years ahead of what we had two years ago.
Wish that the rest of Americans would realize that. But Biden is slipping in polls for doing the exact things that we elected him to be. Everyone knew he would be mediocre and that was what we wanted. Now that we got that, now they're not happy. Americans seem to have the intelligence and memory span of a goldfish.
@@rabbit251 Did you see that scientists recently taught a goldfish how to drive its fishtank around. Goldfish could be smarter than some of our fellow citizens 😛
I cannot believe what I'm reading.
Hell, a two week-old dead goat would make a better president than old Covfefe Yo-Semite could ever hope to be. You can always trust a dead goat not to lie to your face 20 times a day. A dead goat also never runs its businesses so far into the ground that it has to ask its daddy for a billion dollars. By that measure, practically everyone in America is a better business person than Dump.
Really??? This is what you’re happy about? Not the insane inflation, or the war that Biden is 1 steps behind the rest of the world? Crowd sizes?? My god you people 🤡🤡
The show was great all week, but there’s one takeaway that stands out as most important to me and that is- where did the rest of the Late Night With Seth pillows go??? I WANT ONE!! 💙
Love this show ❤
“Build the wall!” ... wasn’t that the wall your guy promised to build? Instead of which he spent most of his time in office playing golf?
Part of which fell down in the wind...part of which the funding was scammed away... part of which was contracted out to a company that had loyalty to 45 and no clue about such construction projects...I don't think this project seems destined to be, somehow. 🤔
ALSO WHO WOULD SUPORT A ENEMY OF AMERICA WHO IS A DICTATOR, TO INVADE AND KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE IN A CONTRY THAT IS FIGHTING FOR DEMOCRACY? PUTIM KILLS OPPONENTS AND IS IN POWER FOR 22 YEARS. A MAN WHO HELP KILL GOD KNOWS HOW MANY IN SYRIA TO NAME A FEW CRIMES...IS THAT A INSPIRATION FOR CALLED HIM A GENIUS? I REALLY LIKE WHEN TRUMP OPENS HIS MOUTH TO REVEL WHO REALLY IS AND THINK. AND THAT IS NOT GENIUS.
Trump and bannon kept the money
@@marcusmoyses3809 Didn't you get the memo? Orangie changed his tune and is now saying that Biden is weak and that if he had been president his personal relationship with Putin would have prevented this and that he would have provided a stronger response. I see a lot trumpsters stating this generalization repeatedly. Whenever anyone sees it, the trumpsters need to be challenged as to what exactly Trump could have done better. Many of the replies I get is to deflect and say they wouldn't have lost Afghanistan. But it is easy to remind them that the withdrawal treaty was negotiated by Trump and his date to leave was 5/1. I have yet to have a trumpster reply back to me on that one yet.
He DID build the wall -- right through the middle of the USA. The Mexican wall? Not so much :)
I wouldn’t be even a little surprised if Rubio skipped the State Of The Union to show support for Putin.
In a way that comes out to be true anyway, by default!
Clever and wise.
He will go kiss trumps ass first and then go kiss putins feet….. these guys don’t have a spine and should be treated as traitors
Rubio has one of the worst attendance records in the senate. Its his thing not to turn up.
@@bl6252 You mean Taliban Trump, right? Since he was the one who surrendered to the Taliban and released the Taliban prisoners so they could fight again.
I just brought my fiance into the room from across our suite because I was laughing so much at the Wally segment... xDDD
The TSA skit sent me for a loop 🤣
There is a straight line from Boebert and MTG directly to a future Idiocracy...
Mountain dew time
Deff not chuck getting his applause time wrong. Not when nancy rubbed her fists together and then stood up alone to rub her fists after joe mentioned tar pits.
“You mean like in the toilet?” :P
Ha ha yeah Brawndo - it's got electrolytes.
Zelensky is a fucking legend.
BALLS OF STEEL.
For REAL!!! Respect!!!
We're gonna have to annex a part of Russian just to place the balls of Ukraine 🇺🇦
Absolutely the right leader for a peace-loving, strong, courageous people. In the movies that kind of chemistry overcomes every obstacle and defeats the adversary. My greatest hope is reality, this time, provides the same ending. Bless these people.
He is also in a very dangerous and risky personal situation, and deserves more than these macho, oiled-up and trite expressions of 'support', however well-meaning. He may very well become a 'legend', for all the wrong reasons. We should all sincereIy hope he doesn't ...
Seth best impressions...................ever luv you
Light a candle for Ukraine🕯🙏🇺🇦
Wally lying in bed for a " Respect in the Workplace" seminar is ALREADY the most iconic moments of 2022. We all love Wally
I WAS CAUGHT OFF-GAURD BY MY OWN LOUD LAUGH
Go Brandon !
"...don't we, folks?!"
His description of their behavior!
"JESSICA?".. "JESSICA"!
and
"TYLER"!..
"Did you take my "stop thy e steal mask"?
Actually it was all funny!
I love these impressions.
(subtle, yet pointedly)
Aren't they the same people who thought the Olympic athletes who in protest weren't going to sing the national anthem,
should be kicked out of the Olympics and move to another country.
"They represent the U.S.
They're an embarrassment !'
"They should be kicked out on the spot!"
Greene and Boo Bert should not be in Congress
Agreed.
Don't ever stop Seth
Chucks ill-timed clap will be a wonderful GIF for years to come! 🤣🤣🤣
I disagree with you, Seth. Marko doesn't have any nuts. He surrendered them to Trump in exchange for support which he never got.
Bother anyone you’ve ever met who lives in Florida, Rubio is up for re-election this year
This should have been s correction
I replied, wait, so Rubio had a sex change and got nuts?
Hey!
MTG and Boebert are the living embodiment of two cougars yelling at the club bouncer that they're 'too classy for this dump' after being ejected for throwing their underwear at the DJ, and whipping a wine glass at the manager when he asked them to stop groping the wait staff.
Quite descriptive lmao ty
Bimboebert* fixed
it just seems so immature! These are "elected" representatives - who are they representing?
exactly like that, they are just cringe.
Haha. You nailed it man. These chicks too trashy for Jersey Shore
Oh Wally you are a gentleman and a saint, never will I tire of seeing your antics. Not that it matters at this point but does anyone even remember how all this started?
The "Willy Wonkavich" line really got me. So good.
Is the Democratic party perfect? No. But there is not one man or woman in the party as toxic as MTG or bobert...
FACT
@@kellyberry4173 FACT that that "nobody" has names, one if which is Biden!
...except for Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and many more.
@@jKLa bro you're delusional... Dude has done nothing toxic or racist or scandalous on the level of trump or some of these trader Republicans.... Pro Putin pro racism pro insurrection.... Trump committed more crimes in office than he passed laws...
@@masters8610 You are delusional. Dude has done plenty toxic racist and scandalous as well as being a complete failure. He is a traitor and now mass murderer with his Afghan bank policy (backed by mostly Republicans however.) Yes the Republican party is toxic, I never thought otherwise!
The way the cameras focused in on Senator Bob Menendez during the Biden speech when he was talking about oligarchs made Menendez look like an oligarch.
I thought so too! Being my NJ senator I googled it; turns out he's ranking member of Senate Foreign Relations Committee and co-author of sanctions act aimed at them. He did look the part though...
Many in Congress not only look like oligarchs, they are oligarchs. Manchin protects the coal industry. We probably go on down the list for each person in Congress. We have a term limit for the president, it is time to have the same for Congress! It is almost impossible to get an incumbent out of power. That isn't democracy, it's....what's the word...oh, yes: OLIGARCHY!
"Doink me again, mummy" I wonder if it will be a Thorn Birds thing 😃
I lost it at "Troubles bubbles"
Those Republican females were never aware of the correct protocol while in national chamber.
Having opposing political views and objectives, does not allow them to behave by sreaming at, and interrupting the head of state delivering his obligatory address.
Dude, Seth is hitting a great stride post-Trump. He is more light hearted and funny, you can tell it was killing him every day that guy was prez. Lovin it
It was killing all of us.
Little Marco still hopes to be President when he grows up. Oh bless his heart !
Love the show but the golden ticket joke funniest line ever made me laugh so hard 😂😂
Boebert and MTG looked like they were at screening of Magic Mike instead of being in Congress.
Seth you are an amazing person, I have felt so much better about my life to be able to laugh so much , it takes me away from anxiety, thank you!
Don't worry Seth, I laughed at the Troubles Bubbles joke.
5:28 Spot on Seth!👏
Marco Rubino spent ten times more time talking about how he didn't have time for the test than the test would take...
Sure, but "Little Marco" has to pretend that Trump didn't _completely_ emasculate him. And he's too stupid to come up with anything else.
There's a story there , maybe he just wanted attention but maybe it's something else .
I don't know who is worse between Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene
Brain dead is brain dead & they are BOTH freakin BRAIN DEAD!!!!!!!
They're matching bookends that can't hold anything.
Dumb & Dumber
@@rosemarycrosman6381 Bookends that look like they're stone, but are actually cardboard.
Why choose? They both make bridezillas look like angels. The fact they heckle Biden honoring his child...**** Them!
I wish they would explain why they hate the oligarchs so much
Brilliant
Actions speak louder than words. The GOP makes themselves obvious. No matter what they claim, they don't care about the country.
It's more like you don't understand this country and it's values.
Hmmm pressing for border security, pointing out the horrible inflation, pointing out the horrible show of weakness when an Afghan withdrawal that and opportunist like Putin took... Hmmmm yeah, read more please and stop spending so much time in echo chambers like this one.
@@cneuhauser1 The border is fine. Pointing out inflation doesn't help. We all can see inflation. What are Republicans plans to address it? Oh, that's right nothing.
I don't care how weak you claimed pulling out of Afghanistan was. I wanted out of that war and I'm happy Biden had the the courage to do something the nation overwhelmingly wanted to happen.
There was no good way to pull out Afghanistan.
Your seriously blaming our president, because Putin invades another nation. That's just pathetic. Especially claiming that if out military still engaged in Afghanistan would of scared Putin out of invading. If anything, Biden freed up soldiers that cannot respond to what Putin them is doing.
I thought Putin was smart. Not very smart to take on an adversary who's now cut renewed military strength because they ended a war.
And that doesn't even get into the fact that we just ended a war. So all our soldiers are still battle hardened and bored with nothing to do.
@@meoff7602 Ignint
@@JustinStrife Please explain them to us, sir. I'm sure you have ALL the answers.
How far human civilization can go if everyone works together... . .
Globalist!!! (lol)
Working together sounds nice, in theory, but will never happen. There are too many different cultures with too many different social and religious beliefs.
@@crabbingclammingboatcampin4962 A white guy says different cultures can’t get along. Go figure
Who else loves Wally? I know I always smile when I see him. (:
That classy witticism comes courtesy of The New Yorker
MTG & LB are so deplorable it’s sickening. An interruption when the president is speaking should be a cause for some fines and jail time
like grade school children
At least during the SOTU a fine of 1,600 for interrupting the president’s speech with heckling
Fines, maybe. But not jail time. Should Trump become President again, there shouldn’t be a speech he gives where his lies don’t get relentlessly interrupted with the truth.
2 raggedy....I can't say it here.
Do either of them have any pay left to fine? Pretty sure they've blown their entire congressional salaries paying their mask fines..
A tap away is Tucker “asking why are we hurting Russian children?”. Damp poodle face
💩
Hey, hey! Stop insulting poodles!
White Russian children.
In the meantime the Texas governor signed an executive order with the obvious goal to skyrocket the suicide rate of LGTBQ+ teens and not a word out of Tucker. So much for caring about children.
'Damp poodle' -perfect. He's always shi**ing the carpet.
“Lower your costs not your wages.” Brilliant!
And McConnell’s face - like he was laying a big batch of turtle eggs right there 😂
It's no big loss if Rubio doesn't show up for the rest of his term of office. And boy, Mitch looked especially sour that night, didn't he?
There once was a girl from Colorado
Who shot her mouth off with bravado
When asked why she did, act like a small kid
She said "because my head is hollow"
Bravo!
MTG encode, please!
Or how they became LBMTG !
Boebert and Greene are the"Diamond and Silk," of Congress.
😂😂😂
🤮
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More like...Fart and Stain!
Cheers!
More like Queef and Shart
Slid the Roald Dahl joke in there real smooth. Niiice.
Looks like someone skipped Roger Moore day at Impression Camp!
Papa Seth proves once again that he’s the best thing to happen to Late Night since Dave first changed the game so many years ago.
For me it was always a toss up between Seth and Colbert, but post-pandemic Seth is far and away the winner.
Papa Seth will lead us
What I've come to realize is that Colbert needs the audience, so he can fill time pandering to them, and they don't have to write as many jokes. Seth does the same show whether he has an audience or not. And it's definitely improved since Covid happened.
Fallon has a tighter set during the monologue, but the remainder of his show is pure garbage. I miss Conan...
Same. I was disappointed when Colbert returned with an audience, but I understand that's how he prefers it. Meanwhile Seth thrives with or without an audience and since they came back, Seth isn't focusing mainly on them. Instead he interacts to both types of viewers, the in-studio audience and us watching him on CZcams. It's very refreshing!
Seth is the pesto of late night.
"A non-stop national hangnail"...perfect description of two people who should be ousted from Congress. Thanks for the well-deserved laugh at them, Seth.
Are u ever seriously worried that these two ****'s we're actually allowed to be elected in the first place.....✌️
Good money after bad....
☑️Mr. Joe Biden your slow to little and to late. Remember under President Trump the USA was Energy independent. I was paying $2.29 for Gas on average during his presidency, on my way to mass today I paid $3.89 for Gas. My wife said our grocery bill is up $375 a month since you took office and going higher weekly. All my utility bills are higher as well. Because of your weakness and poor decisions since you took office you are now a puppet to AOC’s gang of 4 and that Savage dictator Putin. They are pulling your puppet strings and you are dancing to their decisions. I will pray for you🙏 at church today, that you come to your senses and start making good decisions for our country. I also will pray 🙏 for the poor people in Ukraine and that this war doesn’t escalate to World War III.
I laugh at Seth not with him.
Another halfwit COMMODIAN.
The troubles bubbles is hilarious.
I like the guy in the back laughing at/with Schumer.
Rubio makes $174,000/yr, to show up, What the HELL!!
He done . Vote Blue 🗳
Love for Ukraine 💙🇺🇦💛
Who remembers when late night used to equally criticize both parties? I do, TDS destroyed late night
Correction: Willy Wonka didn’t have the tickets, he passed them out, so it should be Charlie Bucket or one of the other children. I was going to let this slide on the grounds that you could say the guard didn’t really know the story well and just said the most recognizable name to make the joke land, but then you said, apparently still in character as the guard, that you’d been reading a lot of Roald Dahl at home, and that suggests that the guard actually WOULD know what he was talking about. Plus, what kind of jackal would I be if I just let something go? They’d take away my jackal passport!
This is the best comment. You win the golden ticket.
Greene and Boebert look like they’re playing the step-sisters in a community theatre production of Cinderella where the cast all has Fumarase deficiency.
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So right! A perfect comparison.
the fugly stepsistas!