Rep. Madison Cawthorn Says House Colleagues Hold Orgies and Do Cocaine: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn accusing his colleagues of doing cocaine and holding orgies while Trump decided to ask Putin to dig up dirt on the Bidens.
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  • @Dswelli23
    @Dswelli23 Před 2 lety +719

    The ignorance of Marjorie Taylor Greene never ceases to amaze, commander and chief? Here's an idea, if you can't get a passing grade on the US citizenship test you can't serve in Congress.

    • @suzannepottsshorts
      @suzannepottsshorts Před 2 lety +76

      New hit game show "Are You Smarter Than an Immigrant?"

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 Před 2 lety

      A full Mental Evaluation would be good!

    • @richardjohnson2120
      @richardjohnson2120 Před 2 lety

      yeah cause AOC and the other idiots in the squad don't ever say ignorant things....oh wait, my mistake...thats all they ever do is say ignorant things

    • @j7286
      @j7286 Před 2 lety +16

      @@suzannepottsshorts That would be great!

    • @jackkomisar458
      @jackkomisar458 Před 2 lety +68

      Let's give credit where credit is due. Most people had never heard of the Gazpacho Police until she brought them up.

  • @sandpiperr
    @sandpiperr Před 2 lety +2552

    Honestly, the fact that Republicans are saying he's an embarrassment for talking about them doing drugs and having sex parties, but were totally cool with him being a Nazi, speaks volumes!

    • @dennislowry8260
      @dennislowry8260 Před 2 lety +3

      more than this... ARCHIVES... (i have a dramatic streak)

    • @auntiekaren4692
      @auntiekaren4692 Před 2 lety

      @@randomzen924 have you plucked your eyeball out yet because the Bible told you to?

    • @davidbright6790
      @davidbright6790 Před 2 lety +1

      It's genuinely scary how fecked up their morals are.
      Naziism? Fine.
      Insinuating cocaine use? Outrage!

    • @merchillio
      @merchillio Před 2 lety +79

      And they’re angry at him for talking, they like to have their drug fuelled sex parties, you’re just not supposed to talk about it

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 2 lety +61

      No one else in the history of the English language had ever used the phrase "a sexual get-together"

  • @cryptostratsdotcom1599
    @cryptostratsdotcom1599 Před 2 lety +15

    Doesnt do cocaine but uses the phrase "key bumps"? 👌 classic

  • @snarkycharlies
    @snarkycharlies Před 2 lety +10

    The only people that use the term “key bump” are people who do key bumps. Someone hand that guy a mirror.

  • @SK-ki1te
    @SK-ki1te Před 2 lety +191

    The look on the guy’s face that cawthorn was talking to😂🤣

    • @ryanwilliams8750
      @ryanwilliams8750 Před 2 lety +17

      and the room theyre in is screaming "sex dungeon" 🤣

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 Před 2 lety +4

      Like the Hunchback in 300 ?

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ryanwilliams8750 Posted similar concerns on another post regarding décor(?) choices.

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 Před 2 lety +694

    "I don't smoke. This is disgusting."
    That smoke break was the best reaction.🤣

    • @casper191985
      @casper191985 Před 2 lety +3

      You need to smoke. It makes you look cool

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety +35

      @@casper191985 No it doesn't.

    • @giggitygooquag
      @giggitygooquag Před 2 lety

      @@casper191985 no, it makes you either look like someone who has no resistance to peer pressure, or just likes to suck on paper and leaves a couple times a day.

    • @DickDiamond74
      @DickDiamond74 Před 2 lety +19

      @@freya8133 it makes you "look cool" but not actually cool. i'm a former smoker lol

    • @casper191985
      @casper191985 Před 2 lety +3

      @@freya8133 I’m as cool as a cucumber and I smoke

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 Před 2 lety +4

    "That's disgusting, people do that?" LMAO

  • @timothymulholland7905
    @timothymulholland7905 Před 2 lety +4

    My wife worked in the Brazilian Congress for many years. Drugs, prostitution and orgies were common among congressmen and lobbyists. Being monied away from home brought out the “best” in them.

  • @bradhombre6912
    @bradhombre6912 Před 2 lety +396

    Random republican: We're having a social get together.
    Madison Cawthorn: A sexual get together?
    Random republican: Oh geez
    Madison Cawthorn: Orgies?!

    • @MondezDurden
      @MondezDurden Před 2 lety +10

      @@paddyholly2184 we don't know if that thing works

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 2 lety +5

      @@MondezDurden lieutenant Dan sure tried to make it work in Forrest Gump.... Maybe Madison takes that as his inspiration 🤣

    • @christineherrmann205
      @christineherrmann205 Před 2 lety +12

      This totally cleared it up for me.

    • @CT-vm4gf
      @CT-vm4gf Před 2 lety +7

      @@paddyholly2184 Who names their son, Madison.

    • @SPQRKlio
      @SPQRKlio Před 2 lety +6

      I laughed so hard at Random R and Cawthorn doing Who’s On First. 🤣

  • @chriswood7798
    @chriswood7798 Před 2 lety +242

    The Chuck Grassley "Did someone order a pizza?" Had me crying🤣

    • @rexjantze296
      @rexjantze296 Před 2 lety +7

      "Chucky's got a hot slice for each of you pretty ladies."😣

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 Před 2 lety

      We all knew from the beginning, if there is a CP ring, set up in the basement of a pizza parlour, it's run by the GOP.
      They ALWAYS do themselves, what they accuse others of.

    • @GrantGelinasBrown
      @GrantGelinasBrown Před 2 lety +4

      Had to be Scollins who wrote that.

    • @jivana24
      @jivana24 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂😂

  • @marielouise8550
    @marielouise8550 Před 2 lety +11

    Probably one the most honest interviews Cawthorn's ever given! 😂

  • @theeric
    @theeric Před 2 lety +24

    “Seth needs a smoke break” was the funniest bit of the segment. The Ted Cruz joke was a close second b/c Ted Cruz is always a joke.

  • @laurelcay7914
    @laurelcay7914 Před 2 lety +1083

    Madison said they were people he had looked up to....he doesn't look up to DEMs so it was only GOP he was talking about. Makes sense to me (Matt Gaetz etc)

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 Před 2 lety +82

      He doesnt socialize with democrats. At least I would be tremendously surprised if a democrat wanted to socialize with him. I assume that the older guys are not involved. They have to go to bed early. That starts narrowing it down. I would think Gaetz, Boebert, Marjorie and then maybe some of the middle-aged guys who are in a mid-life crisis like: Jordan, Hawly, Cruz.

    • @laurelcay7914
      @laurelcay7914 Před 2 lety +30

      @@okkietrooy6841 I would add Gosar

    • @Ryuujinv01
      @Ryuujinv01 Před 2 lety +64

      @@okkietrooy6841 You'd be surprised what cocaine can do for the elderly. Don't rule em out entirely. What I find adorable about the whole situation is that he claims to believe they were trying to stop addiction in the country.

    • @quiltygal6981
      @quiltygal6981 Před 2 lety

      I can't see why any Democrat would ask him to a Tupperware party let alone an orgy!

    • @j.t.harrison3203
      @j.t.harrison3203 Před 2 lety +47

      NO one is going to say it? Well I'm rude and hateful enough to say "Cawthorn has to look up to EVERYONE!"
      Yeah, I said it. Sometimes you gotta treat the monster like a monster.

  • @FoNgThOnG
    @FoNgThOnG Před 2 lety +159

    It still blows my mind that we have a frat boy as a Representative.
    Also, that "Seth needs a smoke break" segment was great.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 Před 2 lety

      any chance he gets re-elected later in November?

    • @sks1258
      @sks1258 Před 2 lety +6

      Why be surprised when they confirmed one for The Supreme Court. That was a sickening day for me. Never again will I vote for GOP member.

    • @billijoebobbyjr
      @billijoebobbyjr Před 2 lety

      @@sks1258 never have and never will, not that democrats have done that much right by me, least they didn’t demonize me to win the presidency

    • @stefanhoimes
      @stefanhoimes Před 2 lety

      A comedian (Al Franken) did a much better job as a Senator and resigned for moral reasons...but we have these GQP jerkoffs casually boasting about doing keybumps of blow. One party constantly screams about "moral values" while being anything but while the other actually sometimes tries to do the "morally right" thing. AmeriKKKa is fucked up.

    • @housefire6229
      @housefire6229 Před 2 lety

      @@sks1258 who?

  • @S.Pociecha
    @S.Pociecha Před 2 lety +12

    In this edition of A Closer Look, Seth made me laugh out loud multiple times. It belongs in the Library of Congress, preferably full blast and on a loop - the episode, I mean, not me laughing. "Aaaaaaaagh!" Thanks and praises, Seth & team 💖💘💖

  • @leesweather9894
    @leesweather9894 Před 2 lety +11

    You're good man Seth and thank you for helping us through the craziness.

  • @okkietrooy6841
    @okkietrooy6841 Před 2 lety +74

    Ted just feels ignored. By the way, how often did Trump invite someone as Adam Schiff, Elisabeth Warren, Kamala Harris to the White House?

  • @piedpiper1172
    @piedpiper1172 Před 2 lety +150

    As a polygamist and cocaine enthusiast, I am thrilled to learn I am so well represented in Congress. The system really works!

    • @robynsun_love
      @robynsun_love Před 2 lety +10

      What Congress needs however if it truly wants to set an example for its citizens is a _responsible_ poly coke user. One who always tests their drugs beforehand, one who mitigates addiction and measures out their doses carefully, and one who as a result of their polyamory creates _less_ drama surrounding sleeping with other people rather than more.

    • @lug.5329
      @lug.5329 Před 2 lety +1

      Word

    • @danielhoward8354
      @danielhoward8354 Před 2 lety

      Do you have a pay pal?

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD Před 2 lety +6

      🤣 Cocaine Enthusiast sounds so healthy and more acceptable somehow.

  • @koshnarnarek5910
    @koshnarnarek5910 Před 2 lety +22

    This was one of the funniest segments I have seen in long time! Thank you for the chuckles, Seth!

  • @therealdachshunddjangosmom

    "Seth needs a smoke break"🤣🤣🤣one more brilliant part of an already brilliant Show!!! Love it! 🤘
    Stay safe and healthy y'all
    Much ❤️ from Austria 🇦🇹

  • @Donnie-Lee-Gringo
    @Donnie-Lee-Gringo Před 2 lety +47

    Lindsay “I am not gay” graham probably invited cawthorn to his private “party”.

  • @talleyturtle6506
    @talleyturtle6506 Před 2 lety +38

    Someone should get both the Surge and General to tell him the dangers of smoking

  • @tania2897
    @tania2897 Před 2 lety +4

    "I don't smoke, this is disgusting....People do that?" 🤣

  • @rachelventure5424
    @rachelventure5424 Před 2 lety +17

    I’m so grateful for this show. Thanks Late Night staff! That’s all.

  • @taylorbug9
    @taylorbug9 Před 2 lety +1055

    Ted Cruz wondering why the president hasn't made time for him, and then coming to the conclusion that it must mean there's a shadow government is just peak Ted Cruz behavior. I don't see how he could get anymore Ted-like.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 2 lety +56

      And the reason that the cheerleaders snubbed him in high school was because of Jewish space lasers, or something.

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Před 2 lety +60

      Taylor Griffith - Word from Bozeman during Ted's airport meltdown is that he hit them with the ol' "do you know who i am" bullshit.
      Poor Ted thinks he's actually relevant and people respect him.

    • @KonradvonHotzendorf
      @KonradvonHotzendorf Před 2 lety +38

      What a soggy muffin of a human

    • @herestobeingalibra9515
      @herestobeingalibra9515 Před 2 lety +2

      15 months wouldn't be long enough for me to duck Ted Cruz!

    • @mightyone3737
      @mightyone3737 Před 2 lety +11

      Just curious, but did anyone ever figure out why ted cruz is so persecuted? He famously asked I mean.

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 Před 2 lety +257

    Am I unusually sheltered or did he just tell on himself by KNOWING WHAT A KEY BUMP IS???

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk Před 2 lety

      His entire outfit, hair cut, and face already told on themselves that he’s a coke head.

    • @ericm9305
      @ericm9305 Před 2 lety +4

      First one.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 2 lety

      Is that what he said? Okay - never heard that term before, but it is that when you use a key tip to dig into the bindle and toot it right off the key? If so, that's a shitty way to do coke, I mean, seems like half the fun is chopping lines and bullshitting with your friends, and then everyone gets high, can't think of anything interesting to say and they all start making stuff up like about getting invited to orgies, AND OOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    • @gobigorange
      @gobigorange Před 2 lety +10

      If your snorting off a key your out of blow

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk Před 2 lety +25

      @@gobigorange you’re writing “your”wrong when you’re writing your CZcams comment.

  • @amandagubricky2917
    @amandagubricky2917 Před 2 lety +10

    Calling his signature "a New Yorker Cartoon of a klan rally" got a good laugh out of me. That was amazing!

  • @LilSebastian_
    @LilSebastian_ Před 2 lety +11

    When a republican accuses someone of doing something 9 out of 10 times they’re the one doing it. Life has a funny way of working out like that.

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet Před 2 lety +709

    That this alleged casual invitation to an orgy was supposedly phrased as a “sexual get-together” is the funniest part of this story.

    • @Olive_O_Sudden
      @Olive_O_Sudden Před 2 lety +66

      He talks like an adult narc trying to convince teenagers that he's down with the lingo.

    • @jenniferk7525
      @jenniferk7525 Před 2 lety +17

      It’s likely wishful thinking on MC’s part. I’m guessing the nature of his spinal cord injury would have a negative impact on his ability to perform.
      We can thank heavens for small mercies.

    • @TheGreatAtario
      @TheGreatAtario Před 2 lety +38

      I mean, it seems pretty accurate for how a Republican would phrase it

    • @christopherlundgren1700
      @christopherlundgren1700 Před 2 lety +17

      @@jenniferk7525 I've learned from the movie Murderball that paraplegia is frequently not an impediment in that department.

    • @kkvegas
      @kkvegas Před 2 lety

      I like when he clarifies that he was being invited to an orgy the guy he’s talking to knowingly says, “Yeah.”

  • @forrestmaher4545
    @forrestmaher4545 Před 2 lety +218

    It is almost as if he doesn't remember the reason why he was impeached the first time, which had to do with a special favor from Ukraine.

    • @alexrivers8163
      @alexrivers8163 Před 2 lety

      Impeachment only works on someone who has a sense of shame. Since he wasn't convicted to him it never happened.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 2 lety +37

      Or, since he was acquitted by the senate, maybe what he learned is that he can do whatever he wants and there will be no consequences.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před 2 lety

      trump 4ever 🤣

    • @stucktrick5757
      @stucktrick5757 Před 2 lety

      Imagine finding out Russian collusion was a hoax literally made up by Hillary Clinton and pushed by corrupt intel agencies, That Hunter's lap top IS REAL after the media and those same corrupt intel agencies told you it was fake, and that Biden lied about not meeting with Hunter's "business associates"(foreign influence peddlers) even though he did, and still believing that anything democrats or the media tell you is true.

    • @harbourheightsja2383
      @harbourheightsja2383 Před 2 lety

      @@tuyenle8107 💩

  • @joniwratten9253
    @joniwratten9253 Před 2 lety +4

    I Love this show, I watch closer look on CZcams before the show comes on because I laugh so hard I miss jokes and have to pause from falling off my chair!😂🤣 I watch the monologue and closer look at least 4 or 5 times, everyday 😍🥰😍👏👏👏👏👏I appreciate your skills from your whole team BRAVO👏👏👏 keep it up..#survivingtexas

  • @bkmeahan
    @bkmeahan Před 2 lety +5

    How in the hell does Cawthorne even know what a "key bump" is. My brother was a drug dealer and I didn't even know that term.

    • @chancemason9381
      @chancemason9381 Před 2 měsíci

      Cawthorne is either an avid cocaine user or your brother wasn’t a very good drug dealer

  • @c.a.newsome2437
    @c.a.newsome2437 Před 2 lety +585

    Biden not speaking to Cruz only makes me like him more.

    • @franwade4059
      @franwade4059 Před 2 lety +41

      Carol, I agree with you. What has Cruz done for this country?. If he , Cruz, doesn’t have anything productive to say I don’t blame President Biden, I would not waste my time, either

    • @chriskelly3481
      @chriskelly3481 Před 2 lety +37

      Why would ANYONE voluntarily speak with Ted Cruz?!

    • @rickmoran8644
      @rickmoran8644 Před 2 lety +20

      @@chriskelly3481 - Fled Cruz

    • @rockdinosaur8619
      @rockdinosaur8619 Před 2 lety

      Why would anyone voluntarily talk to Cancun Cruz? Maybe only at the airport to give him s**t.

    • @randyc8771
      @randyc8771 Před 2 lety +12

      Different strokes. I still don't like Biden, but ghosting Ted Cruz is both hilarious and very appropriate.

  • @-xirx-
    @-xirx- Před 2 lety +160

    "Seth needs a smoke break" was ABSOLUTE COMEDY GOLD. I can't really explain why, but I laughed my ass off! 🤣

    • @yugandali
      @yugandali Před 2 lety +5

      He had me going in circles. When he called the break, my mood plummeted: whaaat? Seth Meyers smokes? Awwww... and then a moment later, I was cackling like a hen.

    • @TomSwiftAustinActor
      @TomSwiftAustinActor Před 2 lety

      @@yugandali it was so obvious that he is a non-smoker. Like a kid smoking a candy cigarette.
      [Oops, just dated myself.]

    • @richardhawkins2248
      @richardhawkins2248 Před 2 lety

      I'm grateful for the laugh tracks. Now I know when I'm supposed to laugh.

    • @janellie1985
      @janellie1985 Před 2 lety

      @@richardhawkins2248 if you watched Seth Meyers regularly, you would know he is the LAST dude to have a laugh track. For real. Try watching him.

  • @loriwagner2766
    @loriwagner2766 Před 2 lety +5

    Thank you Seth! This was hilarious as usual…

  • @DedicatedSlaya
    @DedicatedSlaya Před 2 lety

    The Clan Rally, Signature Skit had me Dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @nicolepsy
    @nicolepsy Před 2 lety +130

    Quick question; how does Cawthorn know what a "key bump" is? Isn't he supposed to be all pure and carved out of cream cheese?

    • @amberbanuelos7053
      @amberbanuelos7053 Před 2 lety +23

      I’ve wondered that as well. I’ve never heard the term (I’ve also never used cocaine) and wasn’t sure if it was a real thing. I’ve heard of ‘bump’ and ‘line,’ but it sounds like ‘key bump’ might be terminology that isn’t used in shows and films but would be by users. And given how politicians love to “fight against” things they often indulge in themselves, it makes me wonder if Maddy doth protest too much?

    • @jeffryphillipsburns
      @jeffryphillipsburns Před 2 lety +11

      Okay, I give up. What IS a “key bump”?

    • @richardgrier8968
      @richardgrier8968 Před 2 lety +5

      @@jeffryphillipsburns I’m gonna guess it’s taking a hit off of a key. Not sure.

    • @squirrel8185
      @squirrel8185 Před 2 lety +7

      I didn't know what one was until I looked it up after this interview and I've lived around drugs...

    • @thomasakagi7545
      @thomasakagi7545 Před 2 lety +5

      To be fair, if I had to live as Madison Cawthorn, I'd spend as much time as possible high as a kite.

  • @MartineReed
    @MartineReed Před 2 lety +105

    “We’re always getting our dates mixed up,” LOL. Thank you for the belly laugh.

  • @negrotski
    @negrotski Před 2 lety +3

    I watched this twice! Great one, Seth!

  • @mariaantunez3746
    @mariaantunez3746 Před 2 lety

    You are so talented!!!! Thank you for the joy you bring into these times of cruel insanity…Congrats to you and your wife on your new Baby Girl!💗🙏🏻🥰

  • @leslieholm9542
    @leslieholm9542 Před 2 lety +25

    I laughed so hard I got choked up at “a cool name for a pot drug dealer : Chuck Grassley, anybody order a pizza???” Lol

    • @Tcrror
      @Tcrror Před 2 lety +6

      He said adult film star..

    • @user-jl7ym4en5b
      @user-jl7ym4en5b Před 2 lety

      @@Tcrror What a funny segment, & ,"Ordering a pizza" really was a bullseye. Great writers & a great surprise from Seth. I took a long break from Meyers, & I am glad I revisited his "Closer Look " segment on such a funny night.

    • @judylevitt4555
      @judylevitt4555 Před 2 lety +2

      @@user-jl7ym4en5b How could you take a break from literally the most enjoyable entertainment currently available anywhere, any media. Literally, in the true sense of the word.

    • @TomSwiftAustinActor
      @TomSwiftAustinActor Před 2 lety

      @@judylevitt4555 💯👊💯👊💯👊💯👊

  • @lazersly
    @lazersly Před 2 lety +14

    That "smoke break" was hilarious 😂

  • @MsGenXodus
    @MsGenXodus Před 2 lety +6

    As a former sex worker, this has certainly happened in the 1990's-2010's. Conservatives were big fans of the "adult industry" back when I was in the biz. I can't attest to the current era, but orgies and sex parties are not unusual among the leadership classes. Just sayin'...

  • @jannettemorris7540
    @jannettemorris7540 Před 2 lety

    The gratitude that have for u and everyone that makes this show possible know no limits 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🥰🥰🥰

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    @AndiDuck Před 2 lety +440

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      @jeangillespie1173 Před 2 lety +20

      Yup!!!

    • @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251
      @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251 Před 2 lety +16

      Weirdly making sense for once.

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Před 2 lety

      American banks won’t lend to us, we worked with Deutsche bank but they are afraid of our lousy deals; but Russian banks love us since daddy ran for President!
      -Eric Trump

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Před 2 lety +24

      @@thereisbeautyinthisworld7251 And yet he's such a terrible business manager that he _still_ has to beg from the poor rubes that support him to make cents.

  • @marydungan6748
    @marydungan6748 Před 2 lety +48

    What can you expect from a guy who still wears his baseball cap backwards??

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService Před 2 lety +6

      I saw that and started to wonder how he could get any more broier.

    • @lenoraaronel8542
      @lenoraaronel8542 Před 2 lety +2

      @@CortexNewsService I was thinking exact same

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 Před 2 lety

      True; It's beyond me that these fools don't understand how lame they look when they do that.

  • @hannahbeanies8855
    @hannahbeanies8855 Před 2 lety +5

    As a West Virginian, I can confirm that we are indeed sexually attracted to coal

  • @kjinx7154
    @kjinx7154 Před 2 lety

    “Commander AND Chief” 😆

  • @anikbay3474
    @anikbay3474 Před 2 lety +229

    The rumors about sex and drugs, especially at some hush hush republican events, has been around for a loooong time.

    • @janxander6535
      @janxander6535 Před 2 lety +73

      Just ask Matt Gaetz or Don Jr., who probably invited him.

    • @dzd2371
      @dzd2371 Před 2 lety +24

      That's probably the only thing that both sides can truly come together on... It's just the fact it is so hypocritical to so many Republican talking points that make it any kind of a surprise to anyone.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Před 2 lety +1

      “American’s are Protestants in public, but pervs in private.” Brian May.

    • @olympic-gradelurker
      @olympic-gradelurker Před 2 lety +32

      @@dzd2371 I really didn't want to hear about both sides coming together in that context though 🤮

    • @MikeWilsonn
      @MikeWilsonn Před 2 lety +12

      ask lady g about those rent boy, "non-disclosure" rumors

  • @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice

    The fact that Trump doesn’t understand why it’s inappropriate to call brutal dictators smart and ask them for favours speaks volumes

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před 2 lety

      trump 4ever 🤣

    • @joshDammmit
      @joshDammmit Před 2 lety

      Yeah, duh
      He's a sociopath

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před 2 lety +61

      The fact that Trump is allowed to keep calling brutal dictators and asking for favors speaks volumes about the rest of this society.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 2 lety +15

      Speaks volumes about how he was raised?

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 Před 2 lety +21

      Remember that ge got really upset when Biden used the word smart during the first debate? He didn't want it to be used around him

  • @donaldwhyte3634
    @donaldwhyte3634 Před 2 lety +2

    "a key bump of cocaine?" Sounds like he's speaking from experience.

  • @artsawyer9001
    @artsawyer9001 Před 2 lety

    That`s something you can`t unsee, and can cause nightmares,damn.

  • @thisbushnell4824
    @thisbushnell4824 Před 2 lety +76

    Madison Cawthorn reveals how he resents being left out of the fun stuff.

    • @mikehenningsen8796
      @mikehenningsen8796 Před 2 lety +2

      There is no place to stuff his ride, all the under age girls are stuffed in the trunk of the Limo!

    • @janetbarels6999
      @janetbarels6999 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mikehenningsen8796
      @mikehenningsen8796 Před 2 lety

      Nobody wants tire marks on the carpets at the Orgy's !

  • @dragonshivers2836
    @dragonshivers2836 Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you for your service, Chuck. You know what they say: Every orgy needs a witness. XD

  • @thomasglessner6067
    @thomasglessner6067 Před 2 lety

    Bravo, Thanks for the realty check.
    Keep it up.

  • @wickedkittie63
    @wickedkittie63 Před 2 lety

    Oh Seth, you really crack me up. My housemates now know if I am cracking up alone in my room, that I am watching you. Thanks.

  • @TigDegner
    @TigDegner Před 2 lety +77

    That smoke break was gold and a little shocking. Thank you for the laughs!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 2 lety +1

      Must be how he stays thin

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha Před 2 lety +1

      Don't do it just for us, ok Seth? Stay quit of smoking anything with tobacco in it. We love you 💖

  • @xcorpionxting84
    @xcorpionxting84 Před 2 lety +7

    "It's like a pyramid" actually got me

  • @HermesSonofZeus
    @HermesSonofZeus Před 2 lety

    Well done, Seth & team

  • @nickiboozer6393
    @nickiboozer6393 Před 2 lety

    Omg ! This Closer look was hilarious ! Seth’s Smoke break made me choke I was laughing so hard! I’m going to watch it again !

  • @gretahendrick2509
    @gretahendrick2509 Před 2 lety +192

    I can't believe he was elected. It's so saddening.

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Před 2 lety

      "electoral college" as obsolete as the infernal combustion engine..

    • @stucktrick5757
      @stucktrick5757 Před 2 lety

      Imagine finding out Russian collusion was a hoax literally made up by Hillary Clinton and pushed by corrupt intel agencies, That Hunter's lap top IS REAL after the media and those same corrupt intel agencies told you it was fake, and that Biden lied about not meeting with Hunter's "business associates"(foreign influence peddlers) even though he did, and still believing that anything democrats or the media tell you is true.

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm not. Outside the Triangle, it gets quite conaervative.

    • @100nitrog2
      @100nitrog2 Před 2 lety +8

      Really? Have you not met the average modern Republican?

    • @gretahendrick2509
      @gretahendrick2509 Před 2 lety +7

      @@100nitrog2 I have yet it's still mind blowing.

  • @WarriorDudePerson
    @WarriorDudePerson Před 2 lety +551

    That smoke break was committing to the bit. This show keeps getting better!

    • @mikec886
      @mikec886 Před 2 lety

      Putin and Trump building a better world

    • @editor4578
      @editor4578 Před 2 lety

      @@mikec886 😂

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 2 lety +5

      It’s better if it’s green!

    • @o.c.kiddkidd5163
      @o.c.kiddkidd5163 Před 2 lety +1

      And didn't Seth look cool? Damn!

    • @grahamdouglas-meyer3630
      @grahamdouglas-meyer3630 Před 2 lety +3

      @Given No, it wasn't, which is why he reacted with such disgust and said "People really do that!" It's disgusting and for the life of me I cannot fathom why anyone would be so stupid as to smoke these days. Most especially since we know how poisonous and damaging it is to the human body. But, even worse, that young teens are taking up the habit; still [persuaded that it looks "cool!" When in reality it shows just how dumb they really are.

  • @animalsareloveandhappiness4505

    OMG You are simply hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. 😊😊😊 I LOVE your show.✌🏻✌✌🏼✌🏽✌🏾✌🏿💖💞💖💞💖💞💞👍👍👍👍👍😇😇😇😇😇😇💖🙏🙏🏻🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

  • @DivineFalcon
    @DivineFalcon Před 2 lety +5

    "He runs 1,5 billion people with an iron fist." No one but a true authoritarian thinks that is a good thing.

  • @reedclimbs
    @reedclimbs Před 2 lety +66

    Jesus. Humanity these days 🤦‍♂️. But at the same time Seth makes it managable

    • @jamesgerber4658
      @jamesgerber4658 Před 2 lety

      tf are you talking about? literally. Between your comment and the video being posted is less than 30 seconds... You have no idea wtf he's going to say!
      Stop it. Stop bullshitting.

    • @DrNancyLivingCoCreatively
      @DrNancyLivingCoCreatively Před 2 lety

      Agree. And Jesus teaches those who are willing. 🌹🙏🏽

    • @ronniet71
      @ronniet71 Před 2 lety

      Yes!!!

  • @ladyboneyard4487
    @ladyboneyard4487 Před 2 lety +14

    How does he know what a “key bump” is? 😹

  • @SP_3333
    @SP_3333 Před 2 lety +1

    "Please don't name names" 😄

  • @viola147
    @viola147 Před 2 lety

    Seth ! Love your new segment ! Thank you for all the laughs ! I almost died of laughter last night !!

  • @katstorm13
    @katstorm13 Před 2 lety +103

    Apparently Cawthorn has admitted he "exaggerated" his claims about both the orgy invitations and drug use. At least we didn't have to wait for his parents to tell us he was lying, like he did about his car accident. Or the former president of the college he attended for one semester, to clarify he did not give an endorsement to his candidacy. I don't remember how long it took him to admit he was lying about why he wasn't accepted into Naval academy.

    • @felicitousfeline9956
      @felicitousfeline9956 Před 2 lety +9

      How disturbing it would be to have a son like this. Kudos to them for supporting the truth.

    • @FayieElphis
      @FayieElphis Před 2 lety +6

      I happened to live in NC when he was campaigning, was very disappointed he won but just goes to show how people will legitimately believe anything.

    • @simpaixhempai6266
      @simpaixhempai6266 Před 2 lety +1

      He said exaggerated not lied

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky Před 2 lety

      What did his parents say about his car accident?

    • @katstorm13
      @katstorm13 Před 2 lety +5

      @@crnkmnky In a speech at his college, Cawthorn gave descriptive details about the accident concluding with the claim that his friend (the driver) took off and hid in the woods leaving him to die. The friend and Cawthorn's parents affirm that not to be true, that he and a bystander pulled him from the car. Later in a sworn deposition during a lawsuit against the driver, Cawthorn stated he had no memory of the crash

  • @westwrd82
    @westwrd82 Před 2 lety +486

    Remember when there was only enough material to do a closer look once a week?

    • @4seeableTV
      @4seeableTV Před 2 lety +51

      "We interrupt this Closer Look for...another Closer Look"

    • @thecry4
      @thecry4 Před 2 lety +39

      Sounds awful ... days where there isn't a closer look makes me super sad.

    • @lordcaptain73
      @lordcaptain73 Před 2 lety +26

      Pepperidge Farm remembers

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 2 lety +27

      Closer Look 2011: "Hi im Seth Meyers and this is a Closer Look. today the president committed a felony by wearing a tan suit. this has been a Closer Look."

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před 2 lety +4

      The US legalized weed to stop Hitler.
      There should be at least one Closer Look at the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp For Victory.*
      There was a bill in Congress titled HR 3652, the *Hemp For Victory Act of 2019.*
      Cannabis Sativa is the key to stopping climate change. There's enough material there for several Closer Looks.

  • @RichardGrijalva
    @RichardGrijalva Před 2 lety

    That closing bit though!!!

  • @kellyazeez9156
    @kellyazeez9156 Před 2 lety

    The last joke was the funniest! *Like a pyramid*
    Hahahahahahahah!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Ninety9Ninjas66
    @Ninety9Ninjas66 Před 2 lety +13

    Seth needs a smoke break "that's disgusting I don't know why people do that" 🤣

  • @therealestatewhisperer4806
    @therealestatewhisperer4806 Před 2 lety +75

    “New Yorker cartoon of a clan rally” killed me 🤣

    • @Ivartshiva
      @Ivartshiva Před 2 lety +3

      key bump, that

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Před 2 lety

      I always thought that tRump's signature is classic indicative classic psychopathic behavior

    • @wudangmtn
      @wudangmtn Před 2 lety +6

      And it looks like the guy’s name is Ahhhhhhhh!

    • @barbarak2836
      @barbarak2836 Před 2 lety +2

      I work in Medical Records and see many EKGs so the part about his signature looking like cardiac tracings was really funny. So true!

  • @TheEcm84
    @TheEcm84 Před 2 lety

    The smoke break was hilarious

  • @joleerinehardt2676
    @joleerinehardt2676 Před 2 lety

    Im from NC . I am so ashamed of this guy

  • @DanHiteshew-oneandonly
    @DanHiteshew-oneandonly Před 2 lety +22

    I love the look on the face of the interviewer as Cawthorn was talking.

  • @AstralSandwich
    @AstralSandwich Před 2 lety +8

    I was actually expecting Seth to roll a joint during the smoke break.

  • @sinnerfreaky
    @sinnerfreaky Před 2 lety

    LoL, the Chuck's glasses thing...

  • @wouldntyaliketoknow5380

    Seth I needed this laughter today! Thank you for my therapy session

  • @djayroscoelewis4120
    @djayroscoelewis4120 Před 2 lety +14

    I use to work at a law firm for over 20yrs, the people that work in the Mail room are tested for marijuana and can be disqualified for the job it found in thier system, lawyers are the biggest cocaine users and they do not take a drug test when being hired.

  • @blancheknox4171
    @blancheknox4171 Před 2 lety +480

    What's more terrifying is the thought of how many people living in the US support these imbeciles. On a lighter note, love to all.

    • @arthurneddysmith
      @arthurneddysmith Před 2 lety +2

      "On a lighter note"? So you, a random stranger on the internet, didn't mean your love for me? My heart is broken.

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 Před 2 lety +12

      Yes! I've had to step back from friendships with friends I assumed were smart.

    • @angiebear8727
      @angiebear8727 Před 2 lety +16

      @@marvinmartion1178 plenty of otherwise intelligent people are still susceptible to cult tactics. Lost friends to this insanity as well. They are oblivious to fact and reason. It’s sad.

    • @angiebear8727
      @angiebear8727 Před 2 lety +5

      @@arthurneddysmith love to all includes you! Take heart random stranger 😉

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright Před 2 lety +1

      I live in a red state, and almost none of this stuff ever seems to show up in the local media here. And with everyone watching Fox News, you really have to wonder how many voters have even _heard_ about most of the stuff going on in America.

  • @HowToChangeName
    @HowToChangeName Před 2 lety +2

    Imagine being called an embarrassment while Ted Cruz and Graham still alive

  • @OfficialCDJ
    @OfficialCDJ Před 2 lety

    The smoke break segment was brilliant!

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x Před 2 lety +271

    Absolutely Love it when Seth rips Joe Manchin a New One!...it's more than Bill Maher does.

    • @ryanfriend1337
      @ryanfriend1337 Před 2 lety

      Maher is useless and unhelpful.

    • @TheJesselopez1981
      @TheJesselopez1981 Před 2 lety +16

      Nah, hes to busy telling millenials to get off his lawn.

    • @QNPMEDIA
      @QNPMEDIA Před 2 lety +25

      Bill Maher isn't even a voice of reason hasn't been since the 90s

    • @mightyone3737
      @mightyone3737 Před 2 lety

      If you can fill a diaper, you are more useful than bill maher IMHO, there is a special hell for conservatives that lie about being 'left curious' so they can have a show that is inexplicably called 'left-wing' despite it not only doing nothing to further/help left-leaning causes, it openly tries to tear them down in term shockingly close to right-wing talking points.
      He's also close friends with actual lizard ann coulter, who is not a person that anyone progressive would be willing to be friends with, regardless of "what she's 'actually' like", her persona wobbles between 'depraved, soulless monster' and 'clueless idiot who is a conservative because that means nobody will ever fact check you if they are a fan'.

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Před 2 lety +16

      hopefully one day we will find out What Happened to bill maher...

  • @stoverboo
    @stoverboo Před 2 lety +253

    Need ... more ... thumbs ... up. This is one of the best Closer Looks ever. Seth's impression of T***p just gets better and better.

    • @agny369
      @agny369 Před 2 lety +3

      gotta be ready for the slaps

    • @J5L5M6
      @J5L5M6 Před 2 lety +3

      Agreed. My roommate that, for whatever personal problem, doesn't enjoy Seth's show was rolling laughing when I played this. Perfection on a perfection.

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, Seth was smokin on that one

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha Před 2 lety

      @Zoom ShakaLaka, "it" who? Thanks if you can explain what appears to be a misconception.

  • @jannettemorris7540
    @jannettemorris7540 Před 2 lety

    Awesome love u thank goodness for u and ur peeps that make ur show run 👍🏻🥰

  • @eliassalcedo5229
    @eliassalcedo5229 Před 2 lety +2

    Imagine when Madison Hawthorne could physically walk, what kind of things would he be doing 🥺

  • @zuglymonster
    @zuglymonster Před 2 lety +31

    The look on the interviewers face when Cawthorn was talking

    • @texasvtak
      @texasvtak Před 2 lety

      Nah, that's John Lovell of the Warrior Poet Society. He's all in on this bullshit.

    • @zuglymonster
      @zuglymonster Před 2 lety

      @@texasvtak I don't think he's a good guy, I just don't think he expected him to say THAT

  • @terri200
    @terri200 Před 2 lety +53

    Wow, so that is actually what gets Republicans to take action quickly?? Cancun Cruz wonders why our President doesn't want to talk to him??🤔🤔😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @whowantsit9820
    @whowantsit9820 Před 2 lety

    Great show 👏

  • @bobbiberry1398
    @bobbiberry1398 Před 2 lety

    This was the best A Closer Look in months. 👏🏼

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x Před 2 lety +141

    ...You'd think the whole telling parents to raise your children to be monsters would've been the bridge too far for Republicans. 😑

    • @100nitrog2
      @100nitrog2 Před 2 lety +16

      He didn't tell parents to raise their children to be monsters. He told them to raise their BOYS to be monsters. Since he'll never reproduce with a woman of sound mind, he had to get creative.

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug Před 2 lety +5

      @@100nitrog2 But wouldn't the monsters be into sex orgies and stuff like that? Man, he's really sending mixed messages isn't he?

    • @JohnTLyon
      @JohnTLyon Před 2 lety +2

      Nah... They're just getting warmed up!

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 Před 2 lety +1

      YOU might think that. The rest of us know better.

    • @zacheryeckard3051
      @zacheryeckard3051 Před 2 lety

      @George Morenstein Do you even know what gitmo is?
      Threatening to send a press/media figure to a black site is some real unironic nazi crap.
      You guys are disgusting.

  • @rdgoulding
    @rdgoulding Před 2 lety +54

    This has got to be one of the best Closer Looks. And Seth's Cruz impression is almost perfect.

  • @Kevin_Street
    @Kevin_Street Před 2 lety

    This Closer Look was ON FIRE. (Just like Seth's cigarette.) Really hilarious.

  • @ArielDuffyable
    @ArielDuffyable Před 5 měsíci

    Well done at the end 😂😅

  • @michaelschwartz8730
    @michaelschwartz8730 Před 2 lety +22

    When I said congress today was a "clusterfcuk", I wasn't being literal!

  • @teleopinions1367
    @teleopinions1367 Před 2 lety +90

    The only thing I would say to Mr. Cawthorn is, "Please, don't flatter yourself."

    • @J5L5M6
      @J5L5M6 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, thing is (no offense to those that are impaired) does his gear even work? Why would people be clamoring for him to hit the sex party?

    • @balok63a40
      @balok63a40 Před 2 lety

      @@J5L5M6 Why would people be clamoring for him to hit the sex party? Maybe because he looks up to them (if you get my drift).

    • @lets-be-real7919
      @lets-be-real7919 Před 2 lety

      @@J5L5M6 He has 2 holes. Just saying.

    • @lets-be-real7919
      @lets-be-real7919 Před 2 lety

      Why? He has 2 holes to use. Let's be real.

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 Před 2 lety

      he is unfortunately attractive though. until he opens his mouth.

  • @amypleaz
    @amypleaz Před 2 lety

    Thank you Seth Meyers!

  • @AlbyMarz
    @AlbyMarz Před 2 lety

    "This is disgusting... People do this? " 😹