Hasan Talks The Desi Experience With 'Subtle Curry Traits' | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
- Hasan decided it was time to pay a visit to his South Asian family on the internet and sit down for a Q&A in a Facebook group for first generation immigrants called 'Subtle Curry Traits.' Hasan was drawn to 'Subtle Curry Traits' after doing another Q&A in a popular Facebook group for first-generation Asian immigrants called 'Subtle Asian Traits.' Hasan shares his opinions on biryani, reveals the hardest episode he's had to research yet, and his experiences growing up in a Desi household.
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Avoiding the black balls is the true art of eating biryani, it builds character.
Whats he talkin about when he says black balls? Lol
@@SA-mp6nh oh, haha. Yeah hate randomly biting into those little fkers lol.
@@psychofury6485 Peppercorns
The trick is to search through the rice and take all of them out first.
Unfortunately, you think got all of them out, but then you get a bite.
Then you take a bite and find out you bit into a cardamom.
Which is 100X worse.
"He actually smelled like a dictionary" I almost died
😂 definitely
Farrago of lies.
Dying😂😂😂😭😭
He uses terms like NRI, ABCD, Desi, etc. This video is really meant for Indian Brown folks, and I like that he doesn't shy away from his heritage in order to appeal to a wider audience 👍
he's on netflix, netflix is in india too..
@@malithyapa9981 Really? Say it aint so.
Kap00rwith2os you mean all of South Asia
I watch the whole thing and I live in Latin America. Even though I didn’t understand the whole thing, I think it was good, relatable and funny... and I bet it was even more fun for you guys!
Right, but I also liked that he gave American examples of the questions too, like the two Spielberg movies
Everyone else: cardamom seeds
Hasan: B L A C K B A L L S
I think he meant hot ass peppercorns
I'm pretty sure he meant whole black pepper
same for Somali rice 😩
Ummmm pretty sure hes talking about black peppercorn balls lol
randomgirlxrulz , he’s talking about cloves
“I really hoped you were just smoking weed” IM CRYING
Look qt Sharmaji's son smoking weed. Why can't you be like him? Why do this....stand up shit
"Goddammit Hasan, I really hoped you were just smoking weed." ....I am very disappointed in you.
I'm DEAD.... !!!
Charita Tammineni I really thought he was gonna say “I thought you were gonna say you’re gay” lmfao
Acorns? Walnuts? Hasan, my man, what kind of biryani are you having?
I think he's referring to peppercorns (?)
I think he means cinnamon, elaichi and cashews??? But I really don't know (maybe cloves? the acorns are probably cloves)
Cloves or black cumin seeds, I think Hasan never made a Biryani
American version of Biryani bro
Black balls are black pepper
*Aromatic landmines* was spot on!!
They're actually either whole back pepper seeds or have come off a clove seed while cooking.
_Here's a spice crash course:_
Acorns: Dried lime
Walnuts: Nutmeg
Sticks: Cinnamon
Leaves: Bay leaves
Olympic torches: Cloves
Rugby balls: Cardamom
Sea weeds: Mace
Stars: Star Anise
Golden beads: Coriander.
Or pimento
biting into coriander is great though 🤤
The rugby balls are the most annoying.
im laughing and idek why ahahahaha😂
Rugby balls🤣🤣🤣
“Are the libraries in Vallejo really good” 😭😭
R One of the funniest parts for me is that that city's one library sucks in real life
Lmao, you learn something new everyday
An Actual Otter there’s a few but the main big one is meh
My mom lives down the street from that library and it’s not that good. It’s near the water though, so there’s that lol
No one:
Hasan: My SAT score was 1310, and I lived at home during college.
I would love to stay at home during university
im not american, is 1310 good?
@@LPOnePiece30 for white people it's Okay. for us asians, it's a shame
@@LPOnePiece30 If I recall correctly, it's better than 70% of the people who take the SATs.
@@LPOnePiece30 it's out of either 1600 or 2400. We don't know which version he took
"I have to call my parents. " The most relatable thing as an adult in India. Happy to feel so
indian parents don't recognize us as adults no matter where you are in the world tbh 😂
Lol I think that goes for all South Asians 😂
As a Russian, I can relate :)
Yo buddy 😂😂😂😂
I miss your kundi Franklin Paul 😍
"Najme's rollin' out solo".. Intensity: 💯
_Oh dear God, that parents phone part is SO spot on..., damn you are 100% desi_
*You can take a man out of India, but you can't take the India out of the man*
I’m not Indian. And I’m not a Muslim. But I love how Hasan unapologetically represents both and doesn’t try to cater to the masses. He’s himself and if you like him, great. If not, that’s fine too. I love that approach. 👍🏾
👍
Exactly
It how we all should be. I try to be. It makes life more interesting and deeper!
the way hasan lowered his voice and stared into our eyes during his storytime was peak oscar performance. icons only
Nicky Bond Jesus loves you.
I’m Mexican and anytime he comments on familial obligations and expectations, I relate so hard. I cannot ignore a call from my parents nor could I bring home anything less than an A growing up.
Man, an Indian aunty legit came up to me at a house warming party, started a conversation with me and ending up asking my SAT score as I was watching this video. THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THE LOOK MAN
What did u say
Hasan on Indian elections - "It could've been multiple episodes". YES, please! Part 2!!
Nope, Rahul will win this. That's how Indian elections always are. We never fail to juggle between losers.
@@sukhsingh5622 Seriously man, do you have to be so immature in the comment section?
@@sukhsingh5622 look at khalistani traders
Hasan, you have no idea how important your show is. So many people don't understand didly about your culture here in the U.S. And you make sure that your culture is included in so many ways that it makes me so damn happy. Plus, you're funny. :D
Cheers to you for doing what you're doing!
You are so right , for all we have advanced, we still see India through 1800s color glasses.
Before Hasan, I didn't even know there was such a thing as Bollywood.
@MIDKNIGHT FENERIR , first of all, _calm the fuck down!_ you are being overly sensitive.
Second, The reason why I mention Bollywood, is because it's so freaking well known, that the fact I, among a fuck ton of other Americans, didn't know it even exists, says a lot about how much we have missed out about India and it's culture.
It also says a lot of what people like Hasan brings to the table.
Which is the point of this freaking comment thread.
I think is clear by now, that if we are in this channel and and have followed Hasan's work, we know there is wayyyy more about India than fucking Bollywood.
@MIDKNIGHT FENERIR shaant gadhadhari bheem shaant.
@@pranthalover9405 hahahahaha
I like how the "admitting big lie to the parents" segment is about coming out over doing stand up comedy.
I‘m not Indian (I‘m middle eastern - turkish/Kurdish) and it‘s the same for me too
I always have to pick up any calls of my parents and my parents always need to know where I go and if I‘m not allowed then I‘m not allowed eventhough I’m 22 lmao
I think it's more of the eastern culture than anything else.
I’m Somali and it’s the same for us as well.
I’m 1st gen American on my father side 2nd on my mother’s...I have to answer the phone for both of them or I immediately start to see the txt messages roll in...and I’m 28 and a dad lol
Telive Qwenton lmao tell my racist teachers and classmates from school turkish/kurdish people are white, get outta here!!
Telive Qwenton lol u sound so american. European racists hate u no matter your skin color. Which is a dumb example to distinguish yourself anyway, east asian people are pretty fair too, even fairer than most kurds and turkish ppl but I don’t see you calling them white huh
Why u exposing us like that about “ going to study at the library “. Seriously hassan i thought u were on our side
hahahahahaha
Contrary to what most Indians think Bata is actually a brand from Czech Republic and not India.
PS: Ik you have had at least one Bata chappal thrown in your face if you’re Indian
Lol yh weird how it's thought of as Indian.
Woah, we have it here in Pakistan like everywhere and I always thought of it as Pakistani.
lol i've always thought that bata is an indonesian brand
it's just funny to me that this one brand is like... claimed by many nations as their own
Thank you for saving me the Google search.
Bata: * has a non American feel to it and grounds itself in local culture very well *
Several Asian countries: arrey it is from here only! My uncle founded it! Trust me!
You could write a movie based on that rain scene.
okay this is dumb but watching Hasan's videos I realized that narration is everything like I think he can make even the most boring things ever sound interesting.
My eyes have tears!!!! This is what it feels like to be included and representation yaar!
Thank you for making this show and all these web-exclusives
Drop your mixtape. The Patriot Act Theme and your rendition of Indian songs.
Patriot Act theme is 🔥
I’m calling all Birkenstock’s “luxury chapels” from now on
Omg I’m so on par with his explanation of “Khabi Khushi khabi gham and kuch kuch hota hai” was literally me response on every level 😂
That was the only answer that wasn't relatable for me lol. K3G all the way
The parent calling thing is real. They call, you pick up.
I’m a Mexican American male... I totally understand the having to answer mom or dad’s calls 🤨
Same with Puerto Rican mothers. You don’t ignore their calls or you WILL die.
@Alfonso G a lot of Mexicans are white too
Richard Ayala IKR is a general brown people thing lol I can relate and I am from Latinamericq
I feel like it’s a thing with rest of the world -excluding the Caucs-, to be honest.
@Alfonso G Yeah. Black person here and I wish I would have not answered my mom's calls. Somehow she would have tracked me down and said, "Girl! I know you saw me calling you!" LOL
my name actully is ashish malhotra, i am still genuinely shaken by 1:02 , WHAAAT!
Thum Sharma jii Ka Betta hey !!!
"Let me put on my banyaan" XD XD XD
If we ever go to war against US, those acorn-walnut biryani selling restaurants will be nuked first.
dr nayk i laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂
Amen brother 😂😂😂
Lol let's sign a petition to actually make this our nuclear doctrine.
True
🤣🤣
"Subtle curry traits" without even one Cricket question is just horrifying to watch .
cricket is horrifying my man
@@siddharthburman7556 Must Be a "Fake-injury" Soccer Fan
@@imviiku soccah.
you Indian bro? Call it football yeah, own ur shit.
@@imviiku cricket is one of the most stupid games ever it's not even a sport
@@tamiflu470 True !! Its a Religion
Omg, did not realize Faiz is your family! He taught some courses at his alma mater, which I attend. What a genuinely brilliant guy :)
I love how when Hasan says he'll do something, he actually does it. Props!!
That chai/coffee shaking and almost falling out of the cup is giving me anxiety!!
There were like 5 times that thing shook and nearly spilled over T_T
I feel like he should've drink it
I was scrolling down hoping im not the only one
This.
Its just water xD
...lol, I went to UC Davis( 2010), and i use the same excuse, my parents let me use the car to go to school and back home, but one day i told them ill be at the 24h library, but i went to see a SF v Dodgers game in SF, they found out that i went to SF bc i got a speeding ticket in Vallejo... Im telling you Vallejo is curse for us when we lie to our parents....
You have a really long name any stories
@@anuraganand6053 well yeah, mexican names are long, but i think mine is short compare to the stereotype......well related to my name- its my gran grandfather name, father of my grandma who my aunt says he was German , so i wish that i knew his story how he came to mexico in the early 1900s....not a cool story but its a story
@@anuraganand6053 czcams.com/video/2Oq4pmeStV8/video.html lol idk why mexican have long name....
@@E10so mexican names aren't long at all compared to arab names boy....you dont even know the struggle
Hasan: I "went to the library"... "to study"
me: oooo he got some bootay
Hasan: I "went to the library" to go to an open mic
Same 😂😂😂
In the Philippines we just call those black balls, black peppers.
Also, my dad told us that when he used to work in Saudi Arabia, his Indian coworkers enjoys eating thos black peppers. So I am today years old when I learned that not all Indians savour every black peppers. LMAO
lmao it's called black pepper in india too. I think he just said black balls as a joke
WTF I think he's talking about cardamom (ilaichi) because he said aroma and all. But again you don't eat either cardamom or black pepper it's just for spicing it up.
"I really was hoping you were just smoking weed"
Yeah at this point me too
Bro that story at the end with the crash was seriously Asian and 100% immigrants life lol. That disappointment was so evident it's like a flashback.
"I would love to be one of the 19 guests, I know you will give me special attention"
Nailed it👌👌👌
“And I’m like- god. damn. Brian.”
nathan fielder is the perfect human being and i'm glad you acknowledged him
spot-on impersonation, hasan
The struggle is real. My mom crushes the cardamom in the biryani unlike my aunt who puts them whole so I always have to watch what I'm eating when I take a bite
1:43 “the acorns, the walnuts, the random sticks” - sums up biryani spices pretty well 😂
Wow man, you’re so candid and open! I love Batman TAS too! I’m so excited to see more desis in media!
Hasan you have some pretty insane beard genetics. You should grow that thing out to like .5-1"
Would that be a good idea? This looks professional and kind of hipster, any longer would make him look unkept.
@@CT-um7zq I think so, but if it does look bad he can always shave it back down XD
@@CetribeaBurundibwiza-tz5le It is interesting, isn't it? The last time we elected a president with facial hair was William Taft.
What the f is white people's obsession with genetics. Good genetics bad genetics? You guys notice too much. Reasons "UNKNOWN"
@@MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq Well as somebody who has a patchy beard when its short, I need to grow it to arout 1.5" for the patches to get covered up. Hasan's beard is like .25" and it has no patches. That is right up to genetics so I don't understand what your problem is. I have pretty good beard genetics, but nothing compared to Hasan. Also I understand that you are trying to imply that i'm a racist which is pretty messed up. If that makes me racist then every person out there studying DNA must be a racist huh
Love to all Indians (and of course everyone else) from Germany! :)
Yay, love to everyone from Northern Germany, too 🤗
@@halloduauchhier NRW to be precise :p
@@RoboJean1994 haha, I'm also ne NRWlerin #high✋
@@halloduauchhier #High✋
Wenn du erraten kannst aus welcher Stadt ich bin kriegst du einen Abonnenten 😁😎
@@RoboJean1994 haha. Ich habe keinen Plan, aber vielleicht Köln oder Dortmund?
That's such a heartfelt story with your dad! Nice of you to share it here...
I listened to your interview on (either fresh air or take away) NPR radio before the patriot act and I have to admit I have nothing but huge respect for you man.
The struggle was real, wasn’t it !
Good luck man.
That's funny that your dad rather you smoke weed than do comedy
@devesh singh um..... I think you replied to the wrong comment and are you okay?
@devesh singh you're just embarrassing both sides lol
Indian cable news looks a lot of fun to watch!
It's sucks man
@@driptoffen3604
I was thinking more of clips I suppose, am actually surprised I haven't seen it before somewhere.
No. Just no. Don't enter the mine field
Arnab is da best.....He loves Pakistan so much....
Pakistanis laugh nonstop through an indian media war report...
Loved when it went from quick answers to proper storytime!
These AMAs (Q&A's?) are the BEST. Love you Hasan, more of these! I get the black balls in ravi dosas and a couple are alright, but there are so so so many of them.
Hasan really loves his multiple camera angles
Thankyou for what you are doing! We are very proud of you!
I honestly love how Desi you are. And you are just putting it out there, who you are, in front of white audiences.
Part 2 yes please!!
* Cough cough * are you *hiring* ??
My mum wanted me to ask
My GPA isn't good enough to be on my resume not all of us are smart 😭
Same
GPA means nothing. It's a complete lie.
Isn't it Tiwari, cause i'm one.
P.s:- no offence
Same
Good GPA or looks, you get at least one of the two. Being Indian.
Please do more of these !! I love it
Hasan i literally love the way you just straight up be yourself dont ever change please
GPAs on resumes and LinkedIn? People still think America is a meritocracy? Aww that's cute 😂
Hasan Minhaj: Comedians don't have LinkedIn
Atul Khatri: Hold my beer...
How have I not seen this yet?!?!?!
7:20 this is 1000% accurate. Today I called my mom to ask if I could go to the library and spent 5 minutes convincing her that I was indeed going to study. My friends looked at me like I was on house arrest or something 😂👏
Come back in May and do Indian elections part 2. That'd be dope! The elections would be concluding around that time. Perfect timing. And please include more Indian media in it for the el o els.
Yes, we have to pick, you can't refuse ammi or abu's call
Oh god my heart was beating way too fast during that story ugh too relatable
" *Black balls in biryani* ".....it burst me into a big laughter ......
He was talking about the same thing ....of which I inquired to my Mama alot ...
It's either the cloves or the black kumin seeds, both are awful
They make the dish taste the way it does....
I figured it was peppercorns as neither of those things are particularly ball shaped.
Methi is worse
@@aidanlevy2841 Yes, black cumin seed is peppercorn
yes, they do!! @@secondtononepaf
3:52 That cup and Hasan's elbows give me mad anxiety...
"Keep chasing waterfalls" haven't heard that in soooooo long
This is SOOOOO good, I can relate to all of this lol
Everyone in the comments is so positive and nice which never happens so hell yeah comments section positivity. Great video! I just came down here to say that my sister who works with plants was walking by while I was watching this and said "Those succulents need direct sunlight. They shouldnt be that tall."
"Let me put on my banyaan and chase these waterfalls" hahaha
Is that "lily's dad" on his mug? Also Hasan is cute af
Hehehe....he's too good with his answers 😍
Hasan, how could you forsake us today? I got some breakfast to have while watching your show, but when I opened Netflix there was nothing therreeeeee :(
jk, you're awesome
So funny & relatable, especially the black balls being the landmines in the biryani & the non negotiable picking up your parent's calls 😂 Love you bro 😘
Hasan, I also love Nathan Fielder and that impression was awesome hahaha. I'd love to see you get him on the show!
An interlude at the beginning is called a Prelude
When he said Shashi Tharoor smelled like a dictionary...lmao
yo i would pay SO MUCH to have nathan fielder be on patriot act omg
@devesh singh hahahaha pretty random pile of spam Devesh
Kabhi Kabhi is indeed one the best songs in old collections. It's the only song I sing in front of my dad and he doesn't get angry and instead joins me in it.
Kabi kabi... grew up with my dad and uncles singing that song.... and now I have to listen to an Indian friend at work singing it while working 😂 Never gets old
The same for Southeast Asian. You better pick up when parents call 😂
You basically took the news clip from Indian 'Fox News'.
This is the best thing in this entire comment section
Yes dude times now is worst then fox news
I'm at a point in life right now that living with the parents is becoming downright dysfunctional, the person that I am now at 23 just cannot be around them anymore... Watching hasan minhaj talk about his indian upbringing gives me lot of solidarity and support, that I'm not the only one. Keep doing your thing friend, more success to you.
Wow! The part where you confronted your dad.... Totally relatable :)
Hasan is literally my spirit animal 😂 I love his personality 💕
Just a request,
Could you please add subtitles to the videos of the show when posted on youtube?
I get a hard time pulling up what you say without them because I watch you from Egypt and I don't hear english every day
Regards!
Goddddd I love the BGM of patriot act ❤️
We are waiting for new episodes
Navika kumar did invite him and he said "Hell No"😂🤦🏻♂️
Hassan I agree with the elimination of black balls (black pepper balls.... peppercorn)on biryani we have the same problem in Pakistan as well
Thanks
Your series is excellent. Gives a whole new perspective to what crap goes on in US.