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  • On the latest Deep Cuts, Hasan hears some hot takes from one Patriot Act audience member in particular who recently went viral on Twitter for his opinions on aliens, apex predators, and swimming pools. Hasan also contemplates what the world would be like if no one could sneeze, shares his affinity for Crocs, and tells the backstory of when he taught Ellen how to pronounce his name correctly.
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  • @sharonfieldstone
    @sharonfieldstone Před 4 lety +6723

    "He survived for us. But I'm trying to live." The first-generation experience in a nutshell. Proud of you and thank you.

    • @LeeHirschLavashot449
      @LeeHirschLavashot449 Před 4 lety +65

      That hit me so fucking hard and the audience was sleeping on that. I woulda flipped my shit

    • @amanideen7817
      @amanideen7817 Před 4 lety +44

      kinestasis that hit home too hard

    • @ItsaMeGo
      @ItsaMeGo Před 4 lety +31

      That part hit pretty hard!

    • @radoraf
      @radoraf Před 4 lety +13

      Totally hit it on the head!

    • @rinosanchez2150
      @rinosanchez2150 Před 3 lety +26

      Exactly! He put it so simply. Hasan is really knocking it out of the park with the show. Even with all the competition from ex Daily Show correspondents, his perspective and originality shines through.

  • @adiabadic
    @adiabadic Před 4 lety +3911

    hasan: baby yoda
    bashir: *no hesitation* I'D DIE FOR BABY YODA

    • @sadnut9513
      @sadnut9513 Před 4 lety +14

      bashir al fassad!! (who gets the reference!?!)

    • @aveeshferreira5530
      @aveeshferreira5530 Před 4 lety +7

      @@sadnut9513 😂😂😂 John Oliver made Right Said Fred sing a song on him. Oh boy it was one the best last week tonight's episode

    • @SiscoTheKiddHollard
      @SiscoTheKiddHollard Před 4 lety +18

      Of course he would, Baby Yoda is the anti-christ. We're all hypnotized

    • @Emre.55
      @Emre.55 Před 4 lety +14

      Although he later corrected himself to "I'd kill for baby Yoda" instead 😂

    • @SiscoTheKiddHollard
      @SiscoTheKiddHollard Před 4 lety +3

      @@Razi98 the hero the Galaxy needs 🙏🏾

  • @MJRF646
    @MJRF646 Před 4 lety +1977

    "We can pronounce Timothée Chalamet, so we are going to do this right now". Damn, Hasan. I just hope that I can find a man like you. You are just so awesome.

    • @jeandanielodonnncada
      @jeandanielodonnncada Před 4 lety +29

      I love that he mispronounced (or at least Americanized) Timothée, so, yes, we should learn how to say Hasan, but that's not how to say Timothée.

    • @MJRF646
      @MJRF646 Před 4 lety +6

      @@jeandanielodonnncada oh... I thought that's how it's pronounced, :/

    • @minak6169
      @minak6169 Před 4 lety +16

      @@MJRF646 It's pronounced "tay" at the end rather than "thée" haha. I just found out yesterday.

    • @sams517
      @sams517 Před 4 lety +1

      Darade Faba has he ever corrected people in interviews and told them its timothay not timothee?

    • @Aj-sn1dp
      @Aj-sn1dp Před 4 lety +9

      @@sams517 No, usually unless he's in a French interview he pronounces it like Timothy.

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan Před 4 lety +3795

    Deep Cuts is better than most full shows out there

    • @amaanparvez5926
      @amaanparvez5926 Před 4 lety +38

      You are everywhere..... study.....

    • @daprince001x5
      @daprince001x5 Před 4 lety +14

      @@amaanparvez5926 Lol right? I see this guy in like every video i watch

    • @sailaway258
      @sailaway258 Před 4 lety +2

      This is better than the real show and i see u everywhere lol

    • @kendik4837
      @kendik4837 Před 4 lety +57

      You all realize that if we see him everywhere it's because we are everywhere too right?

    • @a.m7615
      @a.m7615 Před 4 lety +3

      Kendi K LOLL

  • @letstalknews3232
    @letstalknews3232 Před 4 lety +3260

    Hassan has quickly become one of my favorite people

  • @gzzz5134
    @gzzz5134 Před 4 lety +2793

    "I'm trying to live, not just survive". Proud of you Hasan!

    • @lady8jane
      @lady8jane Před 4 lety +73

      Did you notice how quiet the audience got when he said "our parents just tried to survive?" Breaks your heart.

    • @cjenkins8785
      @cjenkins8785 Před 4 lety +21

      Parents survive so that their children can thrive. This has happened for generations to EVERY race, color and creed in the history of the United States of America.

    • @noone9472
      @noone9472 Před 4 lety +3

      G zzz hey everyone, so maybe because English isn’t my first language but I can’t tell the difference between when he pronounces Hasan and when she does, it just feels like she says it but with an American accent much like Americans will prononce Laura differently from Italians and they will pronounce it differently from French ppl, am I wrong? Is there a difference I didn’t catch? Truly just trying to understand, thank you for anyone responding

    • @rkt81
      @rkt81 Před 4 lety +9

      @@noone9472 Most people just move on with whatever others pronounce, as long as you understood the person was addressing you.
      But when the struggles finally turns fruitful, everyone will want the space and identity as they want and the surrounding adapts knowing their wish.
      Now at least his followers know, there is a way he would like to be addressed.

    • @Nathankinamorh
      @Nathankinamorh Před 4 lety +8

      That backstory context on why he corrected Ellen matters.

  • @dorouuable
    @dorouuable Před 4 lety +2578

    I was pissed watching that interview with Ellen. Ellen went, "so it's Hasan Minhaj", and Hasan goes, "no". Then she goes, "yes". and I was like??? Excuse me? Are you really trying to say you know the pronunciation better than the man himself?

    • @oromain
      @oromain Před 3 lety +187

      Bruh did she really? I never watched it before
      EDIT: She did it so aggressively too! Wtf

    • @avh009
      @avh009 Před 3 lety +115

      lol Ellen is a tool I'm glad she's been exposed

    • @alexisc.4289
      @alexisc.4289 Před 3 lety +85

      Tbh after watching it again i think she was just caught off guard bc she was introducing him and he was like nah that's not me sjdbsb

    • @soccerruben1
      @soccerruben1 Před 3 lety +32

      @@avh009 She, I heard, is antagonistic to unions and the workers who worked for her show.

    • @aditipatel4692
      @aditipatel4692 Před 3 lety +47

      Not to defend her but I think she was kinda confused like your name isn't Hasan?

  • @joey5893
    @joey5893 Před 4 lety +1383

    Penicillin, iPhones, bread bowls.

    • @playgr0undx
      @playgr0undx Před 4 lety +31

      Battlestar Galactica

    • @dancalindi
      @dancalindi Před 4 lety +22

      I honestly thought he said Red Bulls

  • @joyrainbowdress
    @joyrainbowdress Před 4 lety +6066

    a deep cuts as long as an actual episode? god bless

  • @astrangermagi
    @astrangermagi Před 4 lety +5421

    "I would die for Baby Yoda ... I mean I would kill for Baby Yoda"
    He turned from Gryffindor to Slytherin real quick

    • @aagantuk7370
      @aagantuk7370 Před 4 lety +16

      LOL

    • @shushuyu
      @shushuyu Před 4 lety +58

      thats rude..not all slytherin are bad..snape was a true fella that value loyalty and fought along voldemart's faction as dumbledore's spy until the day he died. rip alan :(

    • @korppi164
      @korppi164 Před 4 lety +7

      Cringe comment.

    • @aagantuk7370
      @aagantuk7370 Před 4 lety +13

      @@korppi164 from Shuyu? Kinda agree but be nice

    • @aagantuk7370
      @aagantuk7370 Před 4 lety +40

      @@shushuyu sorry friend Snape actually sucked

  • @trey5033
    @trey5033 Před 4 lety +1790

    Oh my, everyone in high school can relate to having a bashir in one of their classes. Some people find what he has to say is gold, others get triggered, and most just like him because the teacher ends up having no time to teach

    • @umairahmad2364
      @umairahmad2364 Před 4 lety +29

      I'm the Bashir in my class😂

    • @aproudasia9529
      @aproudasia9529 Před 4 lety +11

      Umair Ahmad Wow I am one. I usually start a conversation between teacher and students

    • @Wolf-gt3kd
      @Wolf-gt3kd Před 3 lety +6

      I noticed that in the audiance and Hasan haha

    • @OTK_KING
      @OTK_KING Před 2 lety +3

      I'm from Nigeria and I had a Bashir in my class and he was like that

  • @kittykat3723
    @kittykat3723 Před 4 lety +2723

    “Give your daughters difficult names. Give your daughters names that command the full use of tongue. My name makes you want to tell me the truth. My name doesn't allow me to trust anyone that cannot pronounce it right.” - Warsan Shire

    • @arohikhurana4818
      @arohikhurana4818 Před 4 lety +7

      this kind of reminds me of the start of Lolita tho, not gonna lie 😬

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 Před 4 lety +23

      @@arohikhurana4818 I can kinda see that. It's a well-written opening, but so. Darn. *Creepy.* I like parallelism in sentences though. I like beginning sentences with the same few words to drive home a point. I like trying to demonstrate what I'm talking about as I'm describing it.

    • @ubayyd
      @ubayyd Před 4 lety +3

      I am compelled.

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer Před 3 lety +13

      It's a double edged sword. There is sadly some intrinsic racism going around where the majority of whatever country you happen to live in will put you in a box the moment they hear your name and it is not a name that comes from their culture.
      So I kind of don't get why for example third generation immigrants who have never spoken the language of their grandparents and never went to their countries of origin are still given names that clearly label them as a descendant from outside. Especially if it is a known fact that a foreign sounding name might diminish your chances of finding an appartment or a job.
      Yes it sucks, but as long as this is the case, why burden your children with these names?

    • @SD-dj7rl
      @SD-dj7rl Před 3 lety +17

      @@Quotenwagnerianer
      Are you suggesting that they change their family/surname too!?
      No matter how much you assimilate, you will always be viewed as a foreigner, cos you can't change your race.

  • @rashmivenkatarama9849
    @rashmivenkatarama9849 Před 4 lety +1751

    I love how Hasan loves interacting with the audience so much, he forgets that he is hosting a show lmaooo

  • @adorate1515
    @adorate1515 Před 4 lety +1103

    Whoever suggested bringing Bashir to the show deserves a raise 😂

  • @owenw.1643
    @owenw.1643 Před 4 lety +399

    bashir's absolute unflinching confidence made my day. if this guy made a youtube channel he'd blow up for sure

  • @notquitechaos6705
    @notquitechaos6705 Před 4 lety +458

    i love hasan interacting with his crew lol. "c'mon dude i'm having fun!"

  • @youracherrynut442
    @youracherrynut442 Před 4 lety +537

    The sneezing question is one of the greatest questions I've ever heard

    • @thacrypt223
      @thacrypt223 Před 4 lety +6

      I had the same thought. Never would have thought of it in a million years🤣

    • @mishadasari
      @mishadasari Před 4 lety +12

      Yes! I thought about it and I actually think it would take like a generation for the whole world to notice. Like kids would be like "yeah my mum says she used to sneeze but I don't really knoe what it means"

    • @user-vh7er8vu6s
      @user-vh7er8vu6s Před 4 lety +2

      Im a someone who sneezes when i look at a sun aswell...so i might figure it out quickly...

    • @Juhmusiclover
      @Juhmusiclover Před 4 lety +3

      People with allergies would notice very quickly

    • @youracherrynut442
      @youracherrynut442 Před 4 lety

      @@Juhmusiclover Exactly. And then they'd start asking questions and eventually the news would spread. The question is really how long it would take for literally everyone to find out.

  • @illusionhong18
    @illusionhong18 Před 4 lety +414

    His comment about his mom tho. "she's learn to love me"
    Tbh. Mood.

  • @nanoshka7484
    @nanoshka7484 Před 4 lety +810

    Had a professor in college told the entire class at the begging of the semester: all Asian students need to pick an American name, so I can pronounce and remember it. I found it was so offensive and I refused to do so.. “I’m trying to live”

    • @silentsmurf
      @silentsmurf Před 4 lety +35

      Nanosh N. Wtf. I’m surprised you didn’t drop his class.

    • @nanoshka7484
      @nanoshka7484 Před 4 lety +50

      silentsmurf had to take his class in order to graduate

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 Před 4 lety +57

      That's absolutely horrid! I'm sorry you had to take that class in order to graduate. That's super gross. Do you know if he still has that policy in his classes? Is he still teaching? What's his email? Where does he live?
      I wonder what I would've done if I was in that class. I'm half-Asian with an "American" (technically Latin) name. I _hope_ that I would've said, "Oh, well I'm Asian, so I have to change my name too. I won't be Miranda. I'll be... Jayxerleigh (or something like that, very "Utah mommy blogger"). I hope you're okay with Jayxerleigh." And just. Constantly talked about how my American name was Jayxerleigh. Annoy the prof with it.

    • @HJima
      @HJima Před 4 lety +69

      I recall an older woman professor making fun of my name, along with the rest of the students who were majority white, some brown. As I went on to describe what it meant she ignored me. College sucks sometimes with folks who can't grow out of this childish attitude

    • @watermelonsloth6947
      @watermelonsloth6947 Před 4 lety +32

      That prof should either realize he's there to not only teach but also to learn or he should be fired. That behavior would not, and should not, be tolerated at my school. I'm so sorry you had to endure that. I may mispronounce names but I will always try my best and I always apologize if I screw it up.

  • @drt4003
    @drt4003 Před 4 lety +372

    “ Make you hit all the syllables “ - so powerful Hasan . Good work

  • @Figs3
    @Figs3 Před 4 lety +1718

    "My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means 'The road is good.' Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, 'Why?' I said, 'Nobody can pronounce it.' Without missing a beat, she said, 'If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.'" - Uzoamaka Nwanneka Aduba aka Crazy Eyes from Orange is The New Black

    • @klas666
      @klas666 Před 4 lety +49

      I am Russian, and when any American pronounces names of Достоевский or Чайковский correctly, I'll send you a check for 1 trillion roubles

    • @chiranjitray760
      @chiranjitray760 Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah but then again you are not that famous

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 Před 4 lety +102

      @@klas666 They won't because they don't know the Russian alphabet. But if you put it in English characters, I truly believe that they're more likely to pronounce it correctly than Asian or African names. Americans even have trouble with Latino names. It's ridiculous. Unless you're western European, Americans will struggle.

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 Před 4 lety +8

      @@chiranjitray760 I believe(I could be wrong) when she said this this was the height of Orange is the New Black.

    • @klas666
      @klas666 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Figs3 I agree that many of the more exotic names are much harder to pronounce than Russian ones, but the OP's point is still incorrect: Russian names are mispronounced. Hell, I have yet to hear Putin's name pronounced correctly on any US TV show.

  • @myfirstnamemylastname1395
    @myfirstnamemylastname1395 Před 4 lety +1380

    I genuinely like Bashir!

    • @MrBemlemdi
      @MrBemlemdi Před 4 lety +148

      thanks!

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Před 4 lety +11

      I wanted to know more.
      Does he have a podcast?

    • @anazcr
      @anazcr Před 4 lety +24

      @@MrBemlemdi you were great!!!

    • @_TheWerewolf
      @_TheWerewolf Před 4 lety +10

      Bashir Emlemdi Hasan should have you on more often

    • @shivanibhatt09
      @shivanibhatt09 Před 4 lety +27

      @@MrBemlemdi soooo entertaining and fascinating (the Fermi's paradox stuff)... was in the audience that day and was like "whoa you do that too" because my friends tease me for my random hot takes on weirdly specific things

  • @ava569
    @ava569 Před 4 lety +253

    Please make Bashir a regular member on patriot act. He is truly amazing.

  • @clerbie
    @clerbie Před 4 lety +425

    After hearing Hasan's take on his name, especially in that Vanity Fair interview, I have been more strict with my name pronunciation with people. Before, after 3 mess ups, I would let it go to save time and frustration but now, nah, my name matters and I matter. Its Clerbie, get it right!

    • @ruhaanchopra8878
      @ruhaanchopra8878 Před 3 lety +3

      cleshlie

    • @juniperberryyyy
      @juniperberryyyy Před 3 lety +4

      May name is Gaelic, and people ALWAYS. SAY. IT. WRONG. Even if I've corrected them before, they will still say it wrong. If I've already corrected a person on my name more than 10 times (given that they aren't older, or have problems with stuff like that), I either say their name wrong or don't respond when they say my name worng.

    • @CaribbeanCitizen
      @CaribbeanCitizen Před 3 lety +1

      My name has been messed up so often I'm not convinced I even know how to pronounce it

    • @citrusvqz
      @citrusvqz Před 2 lety

      @@CaribbeanCitizen same sob

    • @SunnySJamil
      @SunnySJamil Před 2 lety

      Does Clerbie rhyme with derby?

  • @shwetapatodiabansal9023
    @shwetapatodiabansal9023 Před 4 lety +1324

    Difference in our generation and our parents generation:
    They are always trying to survive!
    I am trying to live!!

  • @butterjujunut
    @butterjujunut Před 4 lety +415

    My roommate is mildly allergic to her own dog so she wakes up in a sneezing fit every morning.... I'd know immediately. Side note: I've been told I have a comically small sneeze.

    • @hwwh8145
      @hwwh8145 Před 4 lety

      My friend sneezes like a cat

    • @butterjujunut
      @butterjujunut Před 4 lety

      @@eruno_ yep. She's a dog sitter too 😂

    • @bb4380
      @bb4380 Před 4 lety

      @Tim Evans i have the same issue and its simple...the joy i get from having my pet outweighs the nuissance of daily sneezing fits lol

    • @Junitunes
      @Junitunes Před 4 lety +1

      Ha I really clinically small sneeze . Thought a dr told you that haha

    • @butterjujunut
      @butterjujunut Před 4 lety

      @@Junitunes 😭🤣😭🤣

  • @FHMS97
    @FHMS97 Před 4 lety +528

    the second guy looks like hasan and rami maleks love child

  • @threevowels3247
    @threevowels3247 Před 4 lety +241

    As someone who's always had "two names" my whole life, that last part of the video where he talks about the difference between surviving and living really got me. It's something that someone with a "western" name in a western country may never think about. But it does make a difference when you use your true name. When people make an effort of pronouncing it correct. Maybe it's time we start to live instead of just surviving.

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 Před 4 lety +6

      Love this, you matter too! Your name matters!

    • @AditiJahagirdar
      @AditiJahagirdar Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah especially since Americans have never been known to “take Asian names” or whatever. Even if it’s a little uncommon, people at least try to pronounce it.

    • @Ishatv16
      @Ishatv16 Před 3 lety +3

      Hearing this I am scared to become an immigrant. Should I just not go. Because I just don't want to survive, I want to live. If you're an Indian who is an immigrant can answer my question, it would be of great help.

  • @Kirby3585
    @Kirby3585 Před 4 lety +908

    The thing about survival in the end hit me. My dad has a difficult name to pronounce, and when I went back and looked at his yearbook from the 70s in NorCal they change his name in it to Herbert on some pages and Michael on others. He told me at jobs they would call him Mikey. And this may seem silly but on the Netflix loading screen our accounts are separated by name and his was under “Haruto” as a joke for years until around last year when I changed it to Humberto and I told him that his name deserves to be correct. It’s small, but his whole life he had to survive with American people saying things like “dumb Mexican can’t even spell his name right” (verbatim what he told me they’d say). My name has always been easy to pronounce, it’s something I definitely take for granted. I’ve noticed my dad using his real name in places with people he’s never met, and it makes me happy. My dad deserves to live too.

    • @Kirby3585
      @Kirby3585 Před 4 lety +86

      Just a tack on: My dad is indigenous, he was brought to America almost solely for that reason alone. So he’s darker and already couldn’t relate to “every other Mexican in California” at the time. His culture was different. His language was different. He was alone. He had to survive for us. He’s such a rad dude I’m so glad to have him.

    • @nicolenice1863
      @nicolenice1863 Před 4 lety +6

      Humberto isn't that bad that. It's not super common but I've heard it before. Maybe cause I lived in Texas for a while but it doesn't seem like people should have any problem pronouncing that.

    • @shaunaisaJellyBean
      @shaunaisaJellyBean Před 3 lety +2

      I’m not trying to sound ignorant but how is Humberto hard to pronounce? Is it not completely phonetic ? I’ve never heard the name before but I assume it’s said as it’s spelt ? (Keeping the h silent of course)

    • @Kirby3585
      @Kirby3585 Před 3 lety +5

      Shauna Kelly absolutely! It is mostly phonetic! And very easy to pronounce in the grand scheme of names, which is why it is so stupefying how people straight up refused to pronounce it correctly. They’d rather change his name then try to say it right, to them it wasn’t even worth the effort.

    • @shaunaisaJellyBean
      @shaunaisaJellyBean Před 3 lety

      Kirby3585 people are the worst

  • @saumyashah7978
    @saumyashah7978 Před 4 lety +430

    Hasan is an expert at dodging questions... He just asks them to the audience.

    • @hina4500
      @hina4500 Před 4 lety +32

      Saumya Shah he usually answers right after, it just buys him time to think.

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin Před 4 lety +14

      @@hina4500 Exactly! You don't notice he's SO GOOD at interacting with the crowd; it's like you're taking to a friend. But he's in front of a live audience of around 100, way more watching on Netflix / CZcams, AND HE'S BEING RECORDED. That's a lot of stress to come across as naturally as he does!

  • @CannabisRexxx
    @CannabisRexxx Před 2 lety +25

    "Make this your fuckin Thanksgiving table" is my new positive self talk.

  • @ayesha625
    @ayesha625 Před 4 lety +109

    Bashir's hot takes are so much more intense when you're listening on 2x speed 😂

  • @southernsuccubus420
    @southernsuccubus420 Před 4 lety +606

    I love this, I was actually sad and kind of mad at myself for not knowing how to pronounce your name properly when you first corrected Ellen, then I looked back and realized even you had been mispronouncing your own name for a while and it made me very sad that you felt you had to do that. If we can learn how to pronounce buttigieg respectfully then why the hell is Hasan Minhaj so hard? I'm very happy that you corrected Ellen and that you continue to proudly say your given name no matter who still says it incorrectly.

    • @bilawl9359
      @bilawl9359 Před 4 lety +5

      Mellissande NotFromGOT I’ll help you.
      HUH-SUN
      MIN-HUJJ
      easy!

    • @jenneverpelaez
      @jenneverpelaez Před 4 lety +25

      I work in a multinational company and after that episode with Ellen, I now make an effort to call my Indian colleagues based on how they accentuate their name. I felt so embarrassed that I have been saying their names wrong until then.

    • @NaughtyBwoi
      @NaughtyBwoi Před 4 lety

      Phonetically his name is pronounced Has-San not Hus-Sen. So it’s not incorrect. If he wants to be called Hussen he needs to change the spelling. Everyone in the UK who has the name name are called HAS-SAN.

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp Před 4 lety +17

      @@NaughtyBwoi sure there are people out there spelling their name "kathryn" but my boy hasan is the one who needs to change

    • @EO-ci1np
      @EO-ci1np Před 4 lety +5

      👏👏👏👏

  • @suvarnashinde6933
    @suvarnashinde6933 Před 4 lety +633

    Hassan your voice is heard by many. Please raise it for Indians this time, against CAA,NRC

    • @kljcjbslp8023
      @kljcjbslp8023 Před 4 lety +10

      *Hasan

    • @umangmalik
      @umangmalik Před 4 lety +69

      @Jatin Bangar it's not the CAA in isolation, even though even in isolation it's not "no big deal" the exclusion of Muslims is extremely dangerous and the fact that the Act designates people by their religion at all is a matter of questionable constitutionality.
      The*real* problem, however, is the inevitable implementation of nationwide NRC, which combined with this would make it inordinately harder for Muslim immigrants and poor Muslim citizens to get/prove their citizenship. At which point you have a bunch of disenfranchised, non-citizen Muslims with not a lot of enforceable rights in a political climate where Muslims are demonized and dehumanized.
      What do you think will happen?
      #stopCAA #noNRC

    • @umangmalik
      @umangmalik Před 4 lety +29

      @Jatin Bangar there will still be people who deserve to be on the NRC who will be left out.
      (poor people with no generational wealth/home ownership are disproportionately left out of the census)
      Also, maybe we don't have to exclude anyone at all? Immigrants weren't really a problem in India before the BJP made it into one to drum up more communal sentiment (since the damn temple's being built now, so they can't use that.)
      We could just... Not let them do that?
      Let people exist?

    • @avni202
      @avni202 Před 4 lety +27

      @Jatin Bangar except that a lot of poor uneducated people do not own property and do not have proper documents. Doesn't mean they deserve to be rendered stateless.

    • @umangmalik
      @umangmalik Před 4 lety +29

      Okay you're moving the goalposts here. Your original point was that this was no big deal. Now you admit that the BJP's plan targets Muslims but only "illegal immigrants" and "terrorists".
      Anyway, here's the facts.
      1. They do pay taxes. Income taxes are deducted from their checks. GST and other point of sale taxes are paid when they purchase goods. That's money that India is getting, without providing them with any of the welfare benefits that are only available to citizens. They are literally giving India free money.
      2. They don't steal *our* jobs. They are employed in precarious, underpaid conditions. That cheap labour actually helps local economies, since citizens don't want to do it and someone has to.
      3. "illegal" does not mean immoral. The law can be wrong.
      4. Muslim citizens who are too poor to furnish the necessary proof of citizenship *can and will* be mislabeled. To suggest otherwise is wilful ignorance.
      5. I have more. There are more recorded cases of cow vigilantism-related mob lynchings in India this year than they are of Islamic terrorism.

  • @ipsilonia
    @ipsilonia Před 4 lety +44

    i love how hasan truly wants to learn from others. he's not just onstage to talk.

  • @alishagadson9524
    @alishagadson9524 Před 4 lety +23

    I love that Bashir said, “I’m sorry Mom,” while talking. You could see in the clip that his mom looked like she hates ThanksGiving because of his conversations.

  • @Saadibaba
    @Saadibaba Před 4 lety +426

    Bring me what that alien guy is smoking
    I really need that

    • @andersonneil2293
      @andersonneil2293 Před 4 lety +21

      That alien take was the least hot of hot takes. In the infinite universe, the probability of life existing outside of us is pretty high. That "apex predators are rare so it makes sense why bigfoot is rare", tigers are apex predators, we know they exist

    • @andersenzheng
      @andersenzheng Před 4 lety

      @@andersonneil2293 yea. in an infinite and expanding universe, there could very well be a bigfoot. and why is earth so special that we wont have a bigfoot or two here.

    • @Shaaan
      @Shaaan Před 4 lety +1

      @@andersonneil2293 The Universe is expanding but not Infinite, there's no way if incase the Higgs boson theory is as we all believe it is accurate.
      Also even after reading about the Study by Students of Uni. of Texas who said that Its size cannot be bigger than 250 times.. I had to recalculate it to know its actually

    • @andersonneil2293
      @andersonneil2293 Před 4 lety

      @@Shaaan infinite and expanding are not mutually exclusive.
      Honestly, the point still stands even if there is an edge to the universe. There are around 2 trillion galaxies in the observable universe, each galaxy has around 100 million stars. If the actual universe is 260 time larger, that means there are ~52,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars. While not infinite, is significantly large enough for the statistical argument to still exist, though of course without the limit to infinity its not certain. But that is still just a single paper, so we dont actually know.

    • @chicblossom
      @chicblossom Před 4 lety

      @@Shaaan read The Law of One

  • @carolineduffy1835
    @carolineduffy1835 Před 4 lety +261

    I cannot BELIEVE Hasan is one of those people that sneezes like a mouse

  • @TashaB3
    @TashaB3 Před 4 lety +56

    “I’m going to make you hit all the syllables”. #YASSSSSSS

  • @manufacturedconsent9981
    @manufacturedconsent9981 Před 4 lety +66

    "I AIN'T TRYING TO SURVIVE I'M TRYING TO LIVE."

  • @makoslawyer2342
    @makoslawyer2342 Před 4 lety +482

    Last time I was this early, Hasan was not an uncle.

    • @amalzuhair4495
      @amalzuhair4495 Před 4 lety +3

      mayy as come on he’s been playing the uncle moves for a few episodes now

  • @thetypebeast
    @thetypebeast Před 4 lety +290

    When “Deep Cuts” is a literal DEEP CUT 👌

  • @rudyspective1870
    @rudyspective1870 Před 3 lety +22

    I'm glad he corrected Ellen on how to pronounce his name correctly.

  • @anthologyofwhat
    @anthologyofwhat Před 4 lety +38

    "I'm not cool, I'm not gonna do cool things." I went through that exact process when I lived in a cool neighborhood in my twenties.

  • @gaudaddy
    @gaudaddy Před 4 lety +307

    Please talk about the Citizenship Amendment Act (CAA) and NRC in India. The entire county is burning right now

    • @aneeshchandoke563
      @aneeshchandoke563 Před 4 lety +3

      he should but it will feel like repetitive for his audience. already talked abt modi and elections. also kyun gaali khae banda bekaar me?

    • @AlokBajpai14287
      @AlokBajpai14287 Před 4 lety

      @@aneeshchandoke563 what do you mean bekaar mein? We'll get some entertainment out of that episode for sure!

    • @sadabwasim9850
      @sadabwasim9850 Před 4 lety

      He's doing it in next episode

    • @shraddha_h610
      @shraddha_h610 Před 4 lety

      He did... its on his IGTV

  • @willsintheair
    @willsintheair Před 4 lety +98

    7:11 I could totally be friends with this dude! Dude goes full stoner talk without weed. I respect that.

  • @itsme4315
    @itsme4315 Před 4 lety +22

    "People dying because of sneezing"
    This hits different now

  • @scarlet91210
    @scarlet91210 Před 4 lety +96

    The dude did not look like Hasan but he was equally as hot...

  • @kamrulislamshipo7649
    @kamrulislamshipo7649 Před 4 lety +418

    CAA,.You gotta talk about this bro.

    • @MohammedOmer-gl5dj
      @MohammedOmer-gl5dj Před 4 lety +12

      I was also thinking the same bro!

    • @tripchaup1831
      @tripchaup1831 Před 4 lety +18

      It's tearing my state apart.
      We are in a midst of a civil war now.
      I feel so bad for my Muslim fellow bangalis now.

    • @tesssailvi820
      @tesssailvi820 Před 4 lety +11

      He might mention it somewhere sometime but it's too early for a full blown episode. His research team will need time.

    • @hazelgreen3707
      @hazelgreen3707 Před 4 lety +15

      Yep and about uyghur, china too..

    • @teachatot
      @teachatot Před 4 lety +4

      CAA plus NRC

  • @arnabm013
    @arnabm013 Před 4 lety +80

    Bashir should be made a permanent presence in deep cuts!

  • @na3rial
    @na3rial Před 4 lety +46

    I remember picking my English name when I was a kid and absolutely hating my Korean name (Hye Yoon, pronounced H-ye Yoon, not Hae Yoon) because all of the kids either mispronounced it or made fun of it by saying HEY YOU. Today, I'm really proud of my Korean name and heritage and am seriously considering going back to my Korean name.

    • @saveUyghurs
      @saveUyghurs Před 4 lety +5

      Do it, Hye Yoon!

    • @jalfredprufrock620
      @jalfredprufrock620 Před 3 lety +2

      Well, you can both have your cake and eat it too, because Hé/Hae, not H-ye, is in fact the correct pronunciation for 혜 in modern Korean. With the exception of 예,례 (and in some cases 계,셰) ㅖ has almost completely merged with ㅔ and ㅐ. And having gone to school with a lot of 혜원, 혜랑, 혜진, 혜수 etc., I can personally attest that you would still have been called Haeyoon by all the kids and teachers, although nobody would have made fun of your name. Hope that makes the choice easier for you :)

  • @ialeluise8742
    @ialeluise8742 Před 4 lety +19

    I'm so in love with his brain

  • @thacrypt223
    @thacrypt223 Před 4 lety +94

    Omg Bashir cracked me up rofl🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @behjet2162
    @behjet2162 Před 4 lety +53

    When he talked about the difference between the generations, survival and living, I felt that :')

  • @lmsalim
    @lmsalim Před 4 lety +21

    I feel the name pronunciation bit so hard, especially with the parents generation. When my dad emigrated to America in the late 70s, he thought "Abdelrahman" would be too hard for Americans to say, so he chose another easier-to-pronounce grandfather's name for his surname, which he *still* chose to mispronounce to make it easier to say. That is now my surname, and that of my siblings, brothers kids, etc. and the whole family continues to mispronounces it the same way.
    When I went off to college and felt like I could have a fresh start in a new place, I started pronouncing my surname properly, and my immediate family thought it was pretentious of me.
    And this doesn't even begin to go into the mispronunciations I deal with my given name.
    I can't win.
    But I can appreciate Hasan's explanation of the generational thing @18:15. 1st gen immigrants worry about survival and assimilation. 2nd gen struggle with identity and want to re-assert our culture and languages.

  • @ttlyawesome444
    @ttlyawesome444 Před 4 lety +172

    I think The Office is a sad show too. I still like it, but it is definitely sad.

    • @peacekeeperbabe
      @peacekeeperbabe Před 3 lety +20

      Naw Bashir had the right idea...most of the characters in “The Office” are unhappy. If u were there; with a boss who consistently did the wrong thing (but not fired/corrected/disciplined) U would b unhappy as well (if not downright miserable). On Game Of Thrones; people are doing terrible things for passion of conviction/love; not just putting up with bad behaviour for a paycheck...

    • @moriellymoproblems7842
      @moriellymoproblems7842 Před 3 lety +1

      It's definitely not a sad show. There's sad moments, but a lot of those characters live full lives.

  • @ThePopushi
    @ThePopushi Před 4 lety +1459

    but really though.
    hasan is *hot*

  • @rodaxel7165
    @rodaxel7165 Před 4 lety +207

    "I'd die and kill for baby Yoda"

  • @jaywbell2002
    @jaywbell2002 Před 4 lety +28

    01:55
    Three weeks people with allergies will know something is up when they don't sneeze in Spring

  • @LeMan8o4
    @LeMan8o4 Před 3 lety +14

    My favorite thing in this Deep Cut is Hasan talking about his name!
    Get it right; keep it tight! ❤✊🏽

  • @kf7647
    @kf7647 Před 4 lety +513

    Please do an episode on Citizenship (Amendment) Act.

    • @padmnabh3603
      @padmnabh3603 Před 4 lety +2

      Shayed he kare CAB pe!!

    • @MegaRazzzz
      @MegaRazzzz Před 4 lety +2

      It would be awesome if he did but going by the amount of flak he got for his episode on Indian elections, he'll probably avoid it.

  • @captainmagee7550
    @captainmagee7550 Před 4 lety +305

    I love The Office, but I have to agree - it’s a pretty depressing show. Remember when Michael showed up to the high school and didn’t have the college tuition he promised them? That just turned my world grey for a few days.

    • @jenneverpelaez
      @jenneverpelaez Před 4 lety +9

      Captain Magee that’s the pinnacle of cringe TV

    • @ManubibiWalsh
      @ManubibiWalsh Před 4 lety +12

      The Office was born as pretty much dark comedy. I mean, that’s just comedy in Europe and it isn’t even that dark, but for Americans it’s bleak and depressing. Kind of like Miracle Workers, except I feel Miracle Workers was being forced to have a happy ending. Which is fine, but the first few episodes are really funny BECAUSE they’re kind of dark. The last 2 episodes it’s like... yeah, ok. I don’t like it when a screenwriter has to pull a happy ending by the hair, but it was ok.

    • @ManubibiWalsh
      @ManubibiWalsh Před 4 lety +12

      @The Elite I don't think it's about Americans being particularly sensitive, I think it's that they're really rigid with genres. As for comedy needing to be dumb and light-hearted, I'm not mad about it. Sometimes I actually do appreciate stuff that just gives me time out from real life issues. Which is why I used to really love dramatic movies and stuff you might deem depressing, but now I don't. Reality is already ugly and depressing enough, I don't need to be depressed during escapism as well.

    • @josh44026
      @josh44026 Před 4 lety

      Its just part of the story

    • @kissedbyfirewyrms7312
      @kissedbyfirewyrms7312 Před 4 lety +2

      Captain Magee I agree; that was a depressing episode that I still cringe to think about today. I like a dark comedy, though. The episode was a further illustration of how much damage a narcissistic person like Michael, who has a pathological need for approval (and very little ability to take responsibility for his actions), can do. It kind of reminded me of the series finale of “Seinfeld”. A lot of people hated it, but let’s face it, the characters were terrible people. We usually laughed at how awful they were, just like we usually laughed at Michael. Michael’s ineptitude at leadership and narcissism could be entertaining, but the depressing part was how much so many of us can relate to a history of terrible bosses or jobs. “The Office” was great because it was about finding the humor, camaraderie and small victories in life that make it worth living, in spite of the drudgery of adulthood.

  • @luqmaaanmohamed1255
    @luqmaaanmohamed1255 Před 4 lety +1

    Absolutely amazing and real talk at the end. Fan boying and “just trying to live 💪” all the way from South Africa 🙏🙌 much love

  • @kavyasrivastava8694
    @kavyasrivastava8694 Před 2 lety

    the last bit spills ~respect~

  • @MrSexydivas
    @MrSexydivas Před 4 lety +77

    Bring Bashir back every deep cuts and let's have his take on stuff

  • @cesarbeltran9967
    @cesarbeltran9967 Před 4 lety +133

    That guy was cool and I loved that interaction haha some of his hot takes were harmless honestly

  • @amirademi9340
    @amirademi9340 Před 3 lety +27

    I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT NETFLIX CANCELLED THE SHOW 🤬🤬

  • @kiwithekiki234
    @kiwithekiki234 Před 4 lety +10

    It would take me 2 days tops to realize I wasn't sneezing. I sneeze in bright light, so it happens every time I step outside.

  • @YinkaLuvsRainbows
    @YinkaLuvsRainbows Před 4 lety +51

    👏🏾 Hit 👏🏾 All 👏🏾Them 👏🏾Syllables 👏🏾

  • @MaryamKhaqan
    @MaryamKhaqan Před 4 lety +54

    Hasan is so good at telling stories. The whole last story about his name legit reminded me of his Homecoming King days.

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 Před 4 lety +3

    I have recently found deep cuts and thus I found my next thing to binge!!!

  • @jacobigunsalus5061
    @jacobigunsalus5061 Před 4 lety +14

    fyi the text at 5:41 said "yeah these are hasan's custom PA crocs lol"

  • @TheAkshworld
    @TheAkshworld Před 4 lety +47

    Hasan please make an episode on CAA and NRC!

  • @suprina18
    @suprina18 Před 4 lety +86

    This felt like a whole Patriot Act episode omg

  • @sitaramenon735
    @sitaramenon735 Před 3 lety +9

    Ok, I'm watching this in August 2020. There's genuine fear when people sneeze now.

  • @pspgoman9934
    @pspgoman9934 Před 4 lety +13

    No joke, a friend of mine killed someone after sneezing while driving around a corner. The whole thing was super sad.

  • @rashmi7135
    @rashmi7135 Před 4 lety +573

    *likes every comment related to CAA and NRC in hopes of Hasan noticing*

    • @mushirashaikh4464
      @mushirashaikh4464 Před 4 lety +6

      Same.

    • @michaelxxx1656
      @michaelxxx1656 Před 4 lety +8

      @plz pray for Mangalore ,the police shot 2 innocent soul who are protesting against anti-CAB

    • @TheAkshworld
      @TheAkshworld Před 4 lety +3

      Hasan please do one!

    • @rashmi7135
      @rashmi7135 Před 4 lety +8

      @Abacus (1/7 at the bottom) But it does not stop there. It’s not just about the Muslim refugees but also the Muslim Indians who have been living in India as citizens for years. Along with the CAA, the govt will introduce a national list of citizens called the NRC (National Register of Citizens), under which, in a specified period of time, all the citizens, irrespective of their religion have to prove their citizenship, not through tax bills, property papers or govt. issued identity called Aadhaar cards but through documentation of ancestral descent. *2/7*

    • @nimishathomas399
      @nimishathomas399 Před 4 lety

      same!!!

  • @anasal-oweidi2202
    @anasal-oweidi2202 Před 4 lety +30

    Man that line of my father wanted to survive and I want to live is quite deep and powerful. Keep it up bro and keep on shining :)

  • @Missmethinksalot1
    @Missmethinksalot1 Před 4 lety +2

    One of the best deep cuts yet!

  • @aliciakaffen3678
    @aliciakaffen3678 Před 2 lety

    I was not expecting that UC shout out. Literally watching this instead of going to sleep the night before spring semester starts

  • @karuna1188
    @karuna1188 Před 4 lety +309

    Everyone: Do an ep on the CAA
    ..
    Hasan: there was one person on earth who could sneeze...

    • @dentalitevids3734
      @dentalitevids3734 Před 4 lety +1

      I think he has to reschedule with Netflix

    • @abhishek_soni1
      @abhishek_soni1 Před 4 lety +1

      He doesn't need to.

    • @AlokBajpai14287
      @AlokBajpai14287 Před 4 lety +1

      @@abhishek_soni1 He didn't NEED to do the episode on Modi and Indian elections either. But since he did that of his own accord and it turned out to be popular, he could certainly do one at his audience's request.

  • @vishrutisingh
    @vishrutisingh Před 4 lety +32

    An Episode on CAA and NRC!
    It's really REALLY needed right now!

  • @pratyushakoratala8781
    @pratyushakoratala8781 Před 4 lety +2

    The ending was so heartwarming :')

  • @mantravaani
    @mantravaani Před 4 lety +1

    "Make you hit all the syllables"...LOVED IT!

  • @hariomkushwaha9773
    @hariomkushwaha9773 Před 4 lety +574

    *Please do an Episode on Citizenship Ammendment Act 2019 !!*

  • @eschatological
    @eschatological Před 4 lety +44

    My name's Alok, and everyone has called me Al my whole life. I ain't no Albert, bro, but the struggle is real.

    • @fakhrussalhin3149
      @fakhrussalhin3149 Před 4 lety

      Al Okay

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 Před 4 lety

      Alok beautiful name

    • @Ishatv16
      @Ishatv16 Před 3 lety

      Hearing this I am scared to become an immigrant. Should I just not go. Because I just don't want to survive, I want to live. If you're an Indian who is an immigrant can answer my question, it would be of great help.

  • @desiresdestined
    @desiresdestined Před 4 lety

    Hasan that name correcting story was so inspiring and resonated with me very strongly. I want to do stand up comedy but something about being an immigrant gets in the way.
    You are a huge inspiration, thank you.

  • @ayjaybay93
    @ayjaybay93 Před 4 lety

    Yes y’all listened to the people and made Deep Cuts full-episode length 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @lilacrose9271
    @lilacrose9271 Před 4 lety +108

    Hasan, please do an episode on CAB please🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @wheneggsdrop1701
    @wheneggsdrop1701 Před 4 lety +189

    I watch it on CZcams even tho I have Netflix.

  • @desroywhite9430
    @desroywhite9430 Před 4 lety +10

    That should be their winter tagline, "I'll double up on socks and do Crocs!"

  • @zaqarya
    @zaqarya Před 4 lety +40

    The irony of him saying Mohammed Ali at the end, the Americanised way 😂

    • @itsmesasha8929
      @itsmesasha8929 Před 3 lety +1

      how is it correctly pronounced?

    • @shanzehkhurshid
      @shanzehkhurshid Před 3 lety +5

      Mohamad Ali himself was American and pronounced it that way...

    • @luvfootball4life96
      @luvfootball4life96 Před 3 lety +2

      Mo-hum-medh
      Uh-lee (without stressing on the h). So its like a-lee

    • @noorykorky5056
      @noorykorky5056 Před 3 lety

      @@itsmesasha8929 There is absolutely no "ah" or long "a" sound in this name. All the "a"s are pronounced using a short "a" sound.
      "Moh-ha-mad -a-lee"

  • @---GOD---
    @---GOD--- Před 4 lety +49

    This guy is hilarious LOL penicillin, iPhones, and bread bowls..

  • @amalzuhair4495
    @amalzuhair4495 Před 4 lety +39

    I have really loud sneezes and I’m a woman while a man sneezes loudly it’s not a big deal I sneeze and people look at me like I just shot a handgun. 😂

  • @jibraniqbal7830
    @jibraniqbal7830 Před 3 lety +20

    I hate that this show ended, and why no comments?

  • @beck3149
    @beck3149 Před 4 lety +6

    "Dont let them bully you! MAKE THIS YOUR THANKSGIVING TABLE!" XD

  • @hariomkushwaha9773
    @hariomkushwaha9773 Před 4 lety +63

    *Ngl My Dad also sneezes soo Loud.* 😂😂🙈🙈
    There was this one time, when my Dad sneezed out so loud that everyone nearby couldn't hold their laughter. It was crazy xD

  • @ThatNerdyFreak
    @ThatNerdyFreak Před 4 lety +15

    so well said! Our parents survived so we could live. We’re the lucky ones!

  • @neversayhello
    @neversayhello Před 3 lety

    I just laughed out loud for the first time since Quarantine started thanks to this video 💗

  • @Akuma72
    @Akuma72 Před 4 lety

    The end. I'm crying