Hasan Minhaj - White People At Indian Weddings
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is this cumin????
ur eating rice Chris, f*ckin relax :))))))))))))
Noone laughed ... literally noone laughed!!! Its like you make jokes on white people and they'll be as silent as a monk but the time you start talking about brown guys... they lose their shit@!!
Govind Sriram I’m laughing at that one too
@@sanyamjain9523 I guess they edited the part out since you see a weird cut after he said that
funny as fuck and the crowd was dead
@@sanyamjain9523 Think about what you said dude. No one laughed. That includes everyone, including non white people. Its not that White people didn't laugh because they were offended, no one laughed because he isn't funny.
He is a writer. He can write stuff well i suppose, but he isnt a performer
One day, I showed my dad one of Hasan's videos. And all of a sudden, "I know him!" Turns out, Hasan's dad and my dad were best friends. I found Hasan's dad's number online using info my dad gave me, and that, my friends, is how a comedy show can bring two old men back together.
Well I mean sure I guess
What a great fake story.
Sohaib Sana'an exactly
azamgarh?
On today's episode of, "Something that never happened"
“I gave my cousin a snickers bar, now he’s in an insane asylum” 🤣
😂😂😂
We have Snickers though.....
NOUGAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@elireyalvarado8121 did you let autocorrect fix it like I did lol
@@paigewashington6018 Yeah XD
I went to a wedding reception where there were few enough English-only speaking guests (everybody else spoke Vietnamese or was bilingual or was trilingual) that they sat us at one table - we nicknamed it the 'white table' as we were the only eight white guests. They brought out a bowl of sauce. Each bowl of sauce had a flayed celery stick in it. Everybody at my table immediately started munching on the celery - dipping - munching -dipping -munching. They then brought out the duck; the duck that we were meant to spread the sauce on; using the flayed celery sticks we had just eaten. We were very embarrassed but were rescued quickly by the waiters who had, seeing our gauche behavior, brought replacement celery sticks.
My groom (one of my very best friends) said, afterwards 'We saw you all munching on the celery sticks and couldn't figure out how to, politely, get you to stop.' Then he said 'And you ate them so fast.'
LOL This is hilarious
hahahaha! I love that they were groaning but also trying so hard to figure out how to be polite about it. lol I used to joke to cab drivers in Chile, being so pale, that I was the "ghost of the beach." Always drew a laugh. Use what you got :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol O no....
I tried out a new Thai restaurant…
when the lady asked “how hot do you want? one star
two star?”
and I said: how you would make it for your own family
and she said:
“You sure you American?”
"I am supporting you cause I am brown but I deserve better than this."
Omg I loled so hard.
I feel the same way about that director --__--
What he did to Avatar: The Last Airbender . . .
Saurabh Pandey That's also Exactly what Hasan needs to hear. We deserve better.
We get all those Chocolates he mentioned, in India. Except Thin Mints.
Absolutely quality
Saurabh Pandey
My senior quote
Why is this extremely true?
"Oooooohhhhhh the colours.....!!!?!!" I have seen this hype too! 😂😂😂
It must be a crime to be interested in things that are different
@@chrisparrot2660 No Chris. I like the interest. It's not a crime at all. Please don't mind the comments and also the comedian.
I too go crazy! Even getting into Indian Weddings on PINTEREST ! No joke ! Hot piiiink!! Lights!!! The silks! Dancing! I'm in raptures. ! I get delirious! He's right!
Ok
@@chrisparrot2660 it is just because it is funny
bRUH THE CROWDS DED OR WAT
THIS WAS SO ICONIC OOF
wow now i need chemo
iconic?
ikr ugh.. they suck. this was so good
@Chris Bartolini He was from Zanzibar, so technically African. But he grew up in England, so he was also technically British. He was almost everything BUT Indian, in fact. But more to the point- yes, Montreal is a comedy nightmare.
They were laughing pretty hard, actually. Are your ears dead?
I felt how painful the silence was for the Frodo joke.
Rightttt
to be honest i didn’t really understand that joke so the crowd probably didn’t either
@@guy2574 It’s a LOTR reference. It’s a nerdy joke most wouldn’t get.
which one? Genuinely curious
Sam and Frodo argued on whether they should keep the ring or not. Frodo wanted to keep it and Sam wanted him to destroy it. So they wouldn’t have argued as much if they had Hassan’s wedding ring and they would be like ....throw it into Mordor....man I thought this was common knowledge??
As someone who's tried both, Indians should not request Hershey's, because Cadbury is hands down a million times better
Agreed.
Nah.........
I have tried both but Hersheys is way better they cant be compared
I live in the US and whenever my dadi visits is she brings cadbury and i agree, it so much better
European chocolates are better.
"Just bring Hershey's" this the only thing I ask my relatives in the US to bring me. And safe to say they bring more Snickers bar than Hershey's😑
Ava Meyers lmfaooo because snickers is better!
Ava Meyers bro Cadbury tastes better than Hershey’s tbh 😂
Ava Meyers I started reading the comments at the exact moment he said that. What timing
I'd say I like Hershey's to be honest idk why. There's great chocolate made in my country, iean, famous chocolate.
are we talking white hersheys? because the regular ones are meh but the white chocolate hersheys are fantastic!
Actually we get Hershey's snickers and Oreos in India. I don't know what he is talking about!
Ankita Bellubbi he is talking about when he use to visit during 90’s... now South Asia have things others wish they have.....
In the past we didn’t. They came pretty recently
We don’t put garam masala on chocolate here in the West, that’s probably the diferencie. JK! 😂
@@frankpichardo5299 your jokes are like Wendy's chicken, dry and irrelevant. Stop making jokes from 1935 g
Raghav Saraogi I won’t stop, so stop trying to stop me! 🤪
*But have you had Gulab Jamun.*
I'm drooling just thinking about it.
Same
I don't rlly like gulab jamun
I used to like gulab jamun in like university but I find it too sweet now. I'd rather just have more of whatever my meal is. That's how I know I've grown old I guess.
malayali..?
Gulab Jamun??!!!! Give me the gulab jamun! Q-.Q
I'm from Aligarh, India. There are still so many seemas even now in Aligarh.
Shadab Alam yeah lol aligarh is full of pathans
Shadab Alam did you get one?😂😂
Groot Official LMAO
*+Shadab Alam* aap akele ho ya dukele?
if not, then you too can hitch one.
but if you do, then please stay clear of migrating the kids to that shithole
else they might end up cracking humourless crass kokers like, they came out of your scrotum on the stage!
You got Oreos or not?
"You're eating rice Chris, fucking relax"
He covered so many stories in such a short amount of time. I love him
"That's inception: Immigrant style" 😂😂
We all saw Nick Jonas at the Ambani wedding
dsthing lmao
Hahahaha!
dsthing *engagement
Fouzan pre engagement celebration apparantly
And now he's engaged to Priyanka Chopra. I can't wait to crash that wedding ;)
There was a time when you would get Hersheys and Snickers only when your relatives brought them from abroad. Snickers and Oreos have been ubiquitous in India only recently. So this in my opinion is relatable and not offensive.
ashique shajahan that's a tongue twister ryt there. Ubiquitous
Summer Angaria that's cuz it's a bad copy of original Oreo by Cadbury
how the fuck is this offensive if oreos or snickers are available in india or not ? why the fuck anyone should care ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also everyone needs to realize this was years ago...not only had he just gotten married but Obama was still president. With as long as Trump has been in office this was filmed like 500 years ago.
casper sander oh what. Wow
This is so true. I have Indian friends and when my Icelandic friend sent one of them a hamper of foreign foods they took 18 months to finish it because they wanted to enjoy every single item as a special event.
Holy crap, I saw Nick Jonas at Priyanka Chopra's brown wedding. Hilarious.
Oh, Really I'm surprised 😂😂😂
Telive Qwenton dont be a colourist, all skin tones are beautiful not just white ones.
@Telive Qwenton racist
Telive Qwenton racism
@Telive Qwenton what are you even writing? frame your sentences properly.
I love both sides of this thing he's describing, how both cultures are so fascinated with each other. Culture shock is a really fun part of life. :)
The minute you tell anyone back in your home country you're coming to visit
BAM
You are now a delivery company
"I don't know if you can tell by looking at me, my parents are immigrants"
I flipped
wonder why no one laughed
I am from Aligarh ☺️
That small town now has population 8 lacks plus'
😂😂
He told 9,90,000 already
@@existentialbaby he told 19000
I was born there
@@doremondubber8583 I got nothing to do with it
@@doremondubber8583 nice to know that 🙂
this is so relatable to me 😂😂
one of my cousin used to stay in US for years for job purpose. he used to bring snickers, Mars bar, Pringle and a few other things and we used to save each of those in refrigerator and eat one when we really really wanted to. because once it's finished, we gotta wait for the next year to have more. 😂
IM NOT BEING RACIST
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve seen one of the white guests start humming the wedding anthem (I mean the one when the bride walks down the isle), and I have to tell them to shut up because the rituals are going on
Then they give me this offended look and I’m like “well, you can leave if you want”.
So that means all whites suck?
@@chrisparrot2660 ? How did you get that from that?
Chris Parrot aww you’re going round the comment section spreading salty comments 💀💀
Chris Parrot way to take everything out of proportion. Didn’t expect anything otherwise
Yes but when I got (I’m white my husbands Indian) married, all the white guests lost their mind when they realized they did not have to sit and be quiet for the ceremony and could go get snacks etc
Oh come on man, snicker has been available in India for many years
He is talking about 1990's when he visited
@@adityaswamy9647 Didn't know there was ipad retina in the 90s. He does clearly say 'you are asking for Hershey's. You could be asking for ipad retina'.
yeah but its probably over priced and formulated different
I'm African American/native American and puerto Rican. I've always been into all cultures. Butttt the Indian marriage ☝🏽. I saw one when I wasn't even a teen. But every since then I've been obsessed with this tradition. The whole back story and the entire wedding itself is amazing. I hope one day if I ever get married to be able to incorporate parts of the tradition.
Why would you incorporate traditional wedding aspects of a culture you are not part of?
@@elmidaavdic7622 We, Indians, don't have a problem with it. It's fun to see people copying us.
Indian weddings are expensive though. I would say don't waste your money.
Yea true man Indian weddings are amazing but way too expensive too ..... But its all up to you ....
@@elmidaavdic7622 so is it bad to love something of other cultures if that really is fascinating ..... Grow up dude you live in a open society
Damn it looks like a piece from 1950. Hassan looks like you have long overdue trip to india 😂
Infact let the stupid fuck be in US with his chai tea and yoga studios. We are certainly better off without him.
I'm too scared everybody speaks funny and it's too spicy smell of spices in the air would drive me nuts,plus I'm from America where we have over 200 nationalities in different cultures I won't be able to handle one nationality one kind of food I would go crazy
@@tydiab8838 oh dude! I am so sorry did ya... you gotta know that india is so diverse that those 200 hundred countries wont have half as much variety if food India has. Have you ever been here?
@@tydiab8838 are u being sarcastic or serious?
Depends on where in India tho
He definitely did a good job polishing this bit for Homecoming King.
Man is it just me or Hasan sounds weird without his beard?
Duk Moktan ‘sounds’ !?? Not looks 😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
Fr tho 😭😂
Looks
Lol !
😂
I literally always ask for Hershey 's cookies n cream bar OMG😂
Yesss my fav! Luckily we have them to though in the UK
@@khalidabdulghani it is also available in India tho. He was probably talking about 90's lol
@ШИРИШ maybe. but atleast when I commented this and even now, the hershey's cookie and cream bar is difficult to find
@ШИРИШ yes the white one
the stuff about immigrant secrets is so true dude. i dont know anything about my parents life pre me. last year my dad casually brought up the fact that before i was born he was in a coma for a few months after a nearly fatal car accident
"my parents are immigrants"
**crowd laughs**
Hershey's and Snickers
they've been in India for a very long time
and we all know about nougat from those 5 star ads
They were not here 20-30 years ago
i think they became popular in India from about 7 or 8 years ago.
snickers is available in india at 25cents..yeah cheaper than other similar bars
He's talking about 90s era.
@@agrimvashisht1466 no listen it carefully again...
@@vaibhav3946 you haven't seen the full episode maybe.
Yaa, I m an Indian and I did not find it funny at all
@@sj-sb7eh don't be offended, it was just a joke.
He has gotten SO much better. It's cool to see the progress.
Man this is so relatable. When my cousin came back during holidays, all I had asked for him to bring Lindt and Hershey’s
"I see a lot of beige in this room" LOL
The audience was crap, he's great I'd love to see where he's at a few years from now. He's got "it."
Allison Linner he has his own netflix show called Patriot Act
@@shethewriter i thought her comment was from 4 years ago this dude is doing well.Glad😏
@@shethewriter what
@@shethewriter And it is likely terrible
Chris Parrot It’s likely not terrible, seeing as how he’s very funny and talented
All Indians who are butt hurt about incorrect representation of India, please notice that he is a comedian, he writes jokes, aren't CID Jokes incorrect representation of the TV Show, or Santa-Banta joke incorrect representation of Sikhs, or "Haathi-Chuha" jokes misrepresentation of animals?
Please.
Well said
Pandit Gangadhar V M O N Shastri I like your CZcams name haha
Pandit Gangadhar V M O N Shastri THANK YOU!!!! People will overthink everything
Then minhaz also shouldn't get butt hurt when bill maher allegedly misrepresent islam...see bro bill maher is also comedian...people will say what ever they want...
You too Shaktiman hahaha
Hershey’s n Snickers? May have been relevant some 15-20 years back.
He was talking about 90's that is 15-20 yes back
@@noonerelevant6392 that's why it wasn't funny.
Watching this after terribly failing a test. Probably going to fail subject. This made me smile to thanks you 😊
lmao
Get the fuq off the internet and go study more you fuqqing ignoramus.🙄🤦♂️🤡🖕💩
Which decade is he living in? India has all the products he mentioned. I don’t know why brown comedians has to still stick to stereotypical desi comedies that were appropriate only in the 1980s
He is talking about when he visited India in the 90,'s
I totally agree with you. I like his shows, but this one was boring, also when I visit India my cousins teach me a thing or two about brands and popular things😂
Guys!! He’s talking about when he was younger!!
exactly,he made it look as if we are living under rocks in india
Agreed. It's annoying tbh🙄
Any Indians Watching ???!!!
no
Yes👊
+Aishwarya Net I see you everywhere!! Any CZcams video that has anything to do with Indians in America you're there. ANNOYING AF 👊
Aishwarya Net me.
@@goosenuggets9693 Exactly 😂😂
Why would people ask for Hershey's in India when we have already that here? 😂
why would they ask for hersheys when they can have cadburys
that nougat thing is so on point bruh my american teacher brought back reeses cups and no one had ever seen them before (that's still the only time ive seen one to this day) and i spent an hour eating that shit so it'd last. we were YELLING
He is so right about the Hershey's thing xD
Usually, our family from the USA bring us stuff from Bath and Body works or a huge Toblerone bar and we love it
This one time, my uncle from Florida once got us a sleeve of Pop Tarts five years back and it blew our minds cause it was like a wafer but it also was not?!
We still talk about it :)
My Grandparents never taught my mom Italian. That was their secret.
HERSHEY’S IS THE FLAVA FLAV OF CHOCOLATE I LOST MY SHIT 😂😂😂
Hasan is so likable, it actually helps people to find other good sides of accepting immigrants. I'm so thankful for him & the other people that have contributed in lifting up immigrants. it was so hard back then for the older generation.
Likable but so boring
I am in Aligarh and laughing at the jokes. God bless u bro
Yes very funny
This brings back memories of joking around with cousins at the wedding of one of our brown uncles and his white fiancée (or vice versa)
2:09 my exact relationship with Shyamalan
“ur eating rice chris- fuckin relax” LMFAO
Once my friend came back from America and she got me some chocolates from the dollar store (Mind you, we were just 7 years old) and I didn't know the difference between dollars and rupees, so I started freaking out about the fact that she got those chocolates for just 1 rupee 😂😂
“ CAPRI- SUNS ON ME” 😂😂😂OMGG
I went crazy after having skittles 😂😂
it’s one cookie but now it’s two 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m weak
We do have harshey, Oreo and snickers in India. I still don't have any idea what are you talking about.
Snickers*
@@abhishek_soni1 thanks
So we have that in 90s he is talking about that time pal
He was comparing Oreo, iPad retina, a twix and black president. so I don't think he was referring 90s but year 2012 or 13.
Last time he went to India was in 1950s, maybe?
You might wanna come to India dude. Your jobs already have :-p
no way, too much pollution & fucked up nazi class system.
Damn that roastttt 😂
Jobs.?
@@Dichtsau yea bc America is perfect right?
@@tusharrawat6670 Indians have taken the jobs
Dude, we've had all those chocolates, candies and more. Both local and foreign in india. What're you talking about. Sometimes i feel like Hassan is one of those 'cool kids' that i avoid. Cool kids are too cool to live with. Has he been here in india? He's out there talking about candies. Nobody's out there talking about indian sweets. The greatest in da world. Whoop whoop!
Nah the sweets are trash but PANI PURIIIII
Hasan, we don't ask our emigrant relatives to bring something expensive like an iPad pro because we know the med bills are expensive............
We do get Hershey’s and snickers both in India since many years. So.
When I travel overseas, some friends ask me to get achar or some specific papad and they go insane when they see it. Can I also take a Hershey dig on them. People in US should know that the world does not revolve around them
They are entitled or at least they think they are.
Exactly! If I'd get one rupee everytime I saw a statement as true as this one.... I'll only have one rupee :P
My nicknames Sahil and my real name is Anab. How many times have I told you that Hasan? Miss you though and proud of u!
Best wishes on your marriage. Best wishes to you and your new wife.
You are so right in your Indian wedding observation.. funny. 💕
That M Night Shyamalan backhanded show of support was ruthless, lol
(screeems) 😂😂 I can relate.. "the rapper that made it"
My family is from Haiti I can relate.
This is so true. When I was planning to visit India, i called my cousin and all she wanted were Skittles
im mad that no one laughed at that LOTR joke, it was brilliant!
As a person who lives in Aligarh,
We HAVE Hersheys here
Hershey's thing is so relatable. My relatives always got me those. I thought they were the best america had to offer.😎
i
I am so happy for him. He grew up so big with patriotic act. Amazing
Patriotic act… huh??🤔
The audience is rather tough.
Riiiight??? Omg!!!
He's actually not that funny tho
@@althea5265 did you like your own comment?
"You're eating rice, Chris, fuckin' relax" 😂😂😂😂 and "NOUGAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We get Hershey's and Snickers here in India -__- .... am having those since childhood come on Minhaj!
He was talking about the 90s :()
@@namjesus1998 i was born 1993
As a first generation I loveeeeeee Hasannnnn. He is honestly too relatable
1:07
I lost it when he did that long pause omg
I mean we have all those things available over here i never saw anyone reacting like that in my entire life😂
I guess the reason his cousin was pissed off was because u can find snickers in most shops in India where as Hershey’s are only found in the big marts and they cost more than regular chocolate
I think now we all know how all kinds of stereotypes for indians came up in the first place.
Even if he meant it as a joke, this guy honestly is just feeding off of the naivety of the people with the same roots.
I have watched stand up of so many comedians,
Russell Peters is a super famous Indian comedian I know of,
But you guys, he's hands down the best
Because he trolls every single ethnicity equally without being offensive or disrespectful.
As an observer, all it comes down to in Minaj's videos are either related to Muslims or Indians.
No wonder his viewership hasn't expanded so far!
I find his comments/jokes offensive. He makes it sound like Indians havent ever seen anything. Expected better from him.
Agree to both. But I guess when he came to India last
0:15 damn lucky girl😁😇💖
I love this guy so much XD
"Just bring Hershey's." No joke, I've actually had this exact conversation. 😅😅
"Hershey's is the Flava Flav of chocolate. Just dark and irrelevant." I cried laughing at that.
"you're eating rice Chris fucking relax" ahahahahahahahahahaha
Lol why’d he empty the clip on Flava Flav like that? 🤣🤣🤣
Thats how I got married 10years back
Hershey's is literally available in almost every town in India I don't know if he was making fun of his cousin or himself. I laughed at other things so no offense Hasan, keep up the good work
He makes India sound like a giant village. Expected better from him
He was talking about his younger days
4:47 As someone who moved back from the US to India as a teen, I can confirm this. I sometimes think back to the good ol' days when Hershey's and yellow pencils were things I didn't crave to see.
Lmao had to talk about the purple box of Samoa’s 🤣🤣🤣 he’s not wrong at all. That box changes your LIIIFFFEEEE.
He's such a cinnamon roll ♥️😍
Weird to see him without a beard in July 2019
"All the colors" 😂
the immigrants secrets one is SO funny and true my hispanic parents are the same
Turning point of his parents married life story, I am from Aligarh, which is a city now
Wtf we have snickers lmao
"Step up your game" 😅
So distilled. Thanks.