Spare a thought for poor Cassetteboy, selflessly having to watch potentially thousands of hours of Bojo just to bring everyone two and quarter minutes of pure savage brilliance.
Johnson is what I call a burning orphanage politician. He could be shown on live TV standing outside one with a can of petrol and a box of matches and he'll still say "I never did it". 🙄
If only the majority of voters felt this way. Hate to say it, but I'm becoming depressed already. I'll try and do some doorknocking next week but I'm starting to doubt it will matter. Murdoch et al. will win again no matter how much we try. I suppose we may as well go down fighting.
This is absolutely brutal. There’s a level of raw anger in it that is beyond anything from your previous work-all of it 100% deserved. Really good stuff, cassetteboy.
Brilliant. This deserves to go viral. This deserves to be the campaign message that gets Boris kicked out of government. Cassette boy deserves a knighthood for services to the British people.
As much as I despise content being stolen, if this video being copied can help spread the word and help encourage people to vote him out it's a necessary evil.
@@Ashley-gn6ji do it. anything to stop this arrogant snidely prick of a man from getting back in government. Even John Major has turned against his own party. Respect
@@Ashley-gn6ji you may feel it's theft, but in the UK it's not counted as being stolen if it is being used for parody, which this is. So you can enjoy it without feeling bad. www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29408121
Boreal How about a policy of not shutting down parliament, not ducking out of prime minister's question times and replacing them with cock and bull "people's PMQs" propaganda on CZcams, not avoiding BBC interviewers who would hold him to account, and generally growing up and facing his critics head on rather than believing that if he keeps talking loudly enough they'll disappear? I think these things are more important than his race, don't you?
@@MCVessels Also it would be great if he didn't privatise the NHS and sentence my best friend and little sister to death because they're reliant on medication we can only just afford and will be royally screwed by the price increase. God help us if any of us need a hospital visit. We'll be so deep in the hole we'll come out in another dimension. Fucking pink raisin wanker has money and trump willing to kiss his ass for the NHS though so nobody else matters. Just Boris needs all that money built on forcing people to watch disabled people die for being too poor.
Beautiful! ... One of, if not the best yet. R.I.P. to the mouse for your computer which must have been completely destroyed making this. A lot of moving and clicking went on to get this.
Queenie deserves no respect. Our voting system guarantees Victory for Brexit because Corbyn is not for Remain. Our police, judiciary, parliamentarians, aristocracy, and zombie tv population swear an oath of allegience to the Crown. Or watch Coronation St.
Oh no, some national pride restored and having our laws and parliament actually mean something instead of being a talking shop front for the EU corporatist bureaucratic aristocracy that Labour of all fucking parties support simply because the Tories changed their minds on the whole project. Labour have no principles aside from opposing the Tories, opposing British values and opposing the British working class they were supposed to champion. And when a certain Champion raised her voice over the industrial scale child rape in her constituency she got booted off the front benches. Fuck Labour. I hope this election buries them.
@@stumblingInteresting . Please elaborate on what you perceive to be British values and labour having no principles? Tories will deliver brexit as they've suggested. And then what? What principles will conservatives deliver after brexit that is going to deliver for poorer working class people? Do you think the tories are using brexit to cover up the failure of public services under their watch, as delivering brexit makes them come across as patriotic and that they resonate with the people they've been pulling money from for the last 10 years. Feel free not to respond. Just interested
My sister and best friend will die because their lives depend on expensive meds, my mum and I will land in a bottomless debt pit then she will die also and I will be left behind to starve to death under a bridge because we're only just scraping by without Boris privatising the NHS. But Boris has money and trump interested in kissing his ass so nobody else matters.
I lost it at STAMMER TIME 🤣
Same here XD
Absolute same mate xD
"Affected waffle, disguising genuine lack of preparation, competence and decency". So true.
Funniest part.
The only part that didn't need trafficking.
I've never heard Boris Johnson sounding so coherent.
Yeah he actually has multiple tons might be confusing for such a intelligent corybynite
@@sc-ju9nc Don't say that, you'll upset the Corbynmeisters
Wow found someone who isnt a shout u down any1
Hes won the election lol
@Roku you were an idiot then.
Spare a thought for poor Cassetteboy, selflessly having to watch potentially thousands of hours of Bojo just to bring everyone two and quarter minutes of pure savage brilliance.
in casseteboy we trust
I do this anyway, Boris is the best thing to happen to this country 💙🙏🏻
@@ajdexter4195 So far. Now, if it were to also get hit directly by an asteroid, that would probably top it.
@@ajdexter4195 You’d better be joking...
@@user-mistereye he’s the best leader yet
The last part about the dog is hysterical
Our Ruffles always bags and bins his doo doos.
It's not funny, it's true!!!
@@olitesla5891 Indeed. We laugh, because if we don't we'll cry.
"Can't trust him" but you can always trust cassetteboy to come up with the goods.
can not trust any of them in office
but we do trust casstteboy to do a Corbyn one next then Farage
Even Corbyn is starting to show cracks in his paintwork! Was gonna vote for him not so sure now??
@@twitchygiraffe4636 Yes, am swaying towards Lib Dem but wondering if there's any point voting at all :)
Nah! Their pc mind controllers for the sake of keeping the anals of business going! Just as bad as the right!!!!
Alexander Cooper Vote Lib Dem get Tory
Finally!!! The one thing this election was missing 👏👏👏
and this czcams.com/video/czb5_-puIeE/video.html
Plus reason, rationality, and the existential human possibility of hope
Too fucking late!!
Lies?
Still less editing than BBC News
Craig Sherwood 🤣🤣🤣
😂
👍
Truth
Although the BBC 's editing is favourable to Boris.
This must be the ONLY video of Johnson telling the truth!
A very occurance that indeed. Never to be repeated.
This is every bit as great as the David Cameron one, and that's one of the best things there has ever been on youtube.
Ive got Cameron one in my likes from years ago.....so imagine my joy when this showed up as every bit as good
@jamiecivic go to bed
@@whiteeaglewarrior Emperor's new clothes??
@@joannaedssay5988 what is?
@@whiteeaglewarrior the David Cameron one, I'm sure its called emperor's new clothes or something along those lines 🙂
Johnson is what I call a burning orphanage politician. He could be shown on live TV standing outside one with a can of petrol and a box of matches and he'll still say "I never did it". 🙄
I'm making a comment, not because I have something worthwhile to say, but because I really want this video to hit trending.
Snap. But this video deserves every view it gets. It basically perfectly sums up BJ
Absolutely! Also, let's vote cassetteboy to edit CZcams Rewind 2020!
If only the majority of voters felt this way. Hate to say it, but I'm becoming depressed already. I'll try and do some doorknocking next week but I'm starting to doubt it will matter. Murdoch et al. will win again no matter how much we try. I suppose we may as well go down fighting.
haha, I'm not even 18 so I'm watching the entire electorate make the worst decision possible, and I'm not even allowed to participate
Good idea! I shall too!
This is absolutely brutal. There’s a level of raw anger in it that is beyond anything from your previous work-all of it 100% deserved. Really good stuff, cassetteboy.
Totally agree. This is next level Cassetteboy.
Now he's won the election
welp
Keep the good work up Cassette Boy.
I love it for its pure anger.
" it's like expecting dog shit to be cleaned up by the dog..." I'm subscribing for that line alone. Awesome work!
To be fair on that last point my dog does sometimes eat his own shit, which kind of counts as cleaning it up himself.
Shame the same could never be said for Boris.
Simon Pryor 😂
Your dog needs medical attention
Doesn't do a good job of it though, I bet
Talking of shit, I totally lost mine when I read your comment.
The editing is insanely well done. Fantastic job
He certainly reads truth between the li(n)es
You knocked this one out of the park, cassetteboy. An absolutely fantastic, astounding job. Bravo!
The “security“ services could have made this film to protect us all. Why are we paying for them?
Brilliant. This deserves to go viral. This deserves to be the campaign message that gets Boris kicked out of government. Cassette boy deserves a knighthood for services to the British people.
This should be the official 2019 general election anthem ✊😎👍
This was the most satisfying thing I've seen today. Welcome back, boys!
Stammertime is one of the greatest 30 seconds ever put on CZcams
I'm looking forward to seeing this fill up my Facebook news feed in about 30 seconds. It'll probably be there by the time I change tabs.
Brilliant! pls see also 'Don't give a F**K song'. Boris vs Corbyn dance-off! @jOZU @ @ @
czcams.com/video/Oip3HbfjOZU/video.html
As much as I despise content being stolen, if this video being copied can help spread the word and help encourage people to vote him out it's a necessary evil.
@@Ashley-gn6ji do it. anything to stop this arrogant snidely prick of a man from getting back in government. Even John Major has turned against his own party. Respect
@@Ashley-gn6ji you may feel it's theft, but in the UK it's not counted as being stolen if it is being used for parody, which this is. So you can enjoy it without feeling bad. www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29408121
Now this is what I'd call... 'Upper Class'
"It's like expecting dog shit to be cleaned up by the dog".
Profound.
This is why CassetteBoy is a complete bloke.
5 stars all round mate
5 red communist stars
Two complete blokes. Bless 'em, both.
The stammer time killed me 😂😂😂
I’m lying if my lips are moving, can’t trust me.
when a comedy music video tells the truth and uses facts more than the media and politicians do
Brilliant. The last line is absolutely accurate
I wish this was on tv as a political ad
This is the Stammer Time we didn't know we needed! You just won 2019 mate!
brilliant
- a round of applause
I’m so glad I found this!! Frickin incredible 🤣🤣
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson - man of the people 😆
His real surname is Ali. That should appease the metropolitan white left surely? What more do you want? Him to grow an afro?
Boreal How about a policy of not shutting down parliament, not ducking out of prime minister's question times and replacing them with cock and bull "people's PMQs" propaganda on CZcams, not avoiding BBC interviewers who would hold him to account, and generally growing up and facing his critics head on rather than believing that if he keeps talking loudly enough they'll disappear? I think these things are more important than his race, don't you?
@@MCVessels Also it would be great if he didn't privatise the NHS and sentence my best friend and little sister to death because they're reliant on medication we can only just afford and will be royally screwed by the price increase. God help us if any of us need a hospital visit. We'll be so deep in the hole we'll come out in another dimension.
Fucking pink raisin wanker has money and trump willing to kiss his ass for the NHS though so nobody else matters. Just Boris needs all that money built on forcing people to watch disabled people die for being too poor.
@@fuxxx21 it's boris johnson Kemal of the Ottoman empire 😂
The legend returns and we are not worthy.
Beautiful! ... One of, if not the best yet.
R.I.P. to the mouse for your computer which must have been completely destroyed making this. A lot of moving and clicking went on to get this.
Cassetteboy coming in right at the end to score like Divock Origi
cassetteboy is origi confirmed? been too busy banging in goals to make vids recently.
Amazingly well put together. Have a thumbs up.
As another election looms... the man... the legend... returns.
Previous ones were great but this is next level epic!
Interesting that CZcams only recommended this to me a week after the election.
I only got it recommended just now, 3 weeks after the election, despite having watched some cassetteboy videos quite recently. Dodgy
Brilliant, thank you so much for your work.
This needs to be on the news!!!
Do Jeremy Corbyn!
brilliant !!!! Nice work .. everyone share this and make Britain a more equal and happy place to be.. x
Making the rich poorer does not make the poor richer, look at the USSR.
Yesss the legends are back and just when we needed them
Gets better with every watch. Post it on any and all tory lies and propaganda
I used to love these but please be impartial, I'm dying to see a corbyn one haha
Most important video of the year.
Also extremely clever.
Well done & thanks.
Awesome video! Depressing that it's so accurate though...
Casseteboy bringing the flows right from the top
Amazing! Literally cuts straight to the point, so talented to put this together and informative too 😂
The best video I've seen in many months. Great work!
Brilliant job now only if we could get this on the news
Fabulous🙂 Now all we need is for someone to arrange for Boris to hear this 24 hours a day 😂
Been waiting for this one, even better than the last
Your videos make me laugh, thank you for all the work you do making them..
I know someone is bad when caseettboy does a video on them but this one was the most accurate and savage of all. Good job lad.
Now we're on the other side of the election this is depressing.
The maestro returns
time to plaster every tory facebook post and tweet with links to this
Probably won't work as some people can take a joke without getting angry about it. You should try it sometime.
So long as you worry your little bunny head about lying to the Queen....
Queenie deserves no respect. Our voting system guarantees Victory for Brexit because Corbyn is not for Remain. Our police, judiciary, parliamentarians, aristocracy, and zombie tv population swear an oath of allegience to the Crown. Or watch Coronation St.
The Tories say we shouldn't have a Marxist chancellor but this cut and paste song will shut em up!
@@daftwod Possibly not, but emphasises his flaws as a leader pretty well
If the lovely cassetteboy reads these comments, I'd love to know how long this took to make...
"I'm lying if my lips are moving" lol
"expect the dog to clean up the dog s#@t " legend
Genius. How you create these is beyond me! Phenomenal work
It's terrifying that he will probably be in charge. Literally terrifying
Oh no, some national pride restored and having our laws and parliament actually mean something instead of being a talking shop front for the EU corporatist bureaucratic aristocracy that Labour of all fucking parties support simply because the Tories changed their minds on the whole project. Labour have no principles aside from opposing the Tories, opposing British values and opposing the British working class they were supposed to champion. And when a certain Champion raised her voice over the industrial scale child rape in her constituency she got booted off the front benches. Fuck Labour. I hope this election buries them.
@@stumblingInteresting . Please elaborate on what you perceive to be British values and labour having no principles? Tories will deliver brexit as they've suggested. And then what? What principles will conservatives deliver after brexit that is going to deliver for poorer working class people? Do you think the tories are using brexit to cover up the failure of public services under their watch, as delivering brexit makes them come across as patriotic and that they resonate with the people they've been pulling money from for the last 10 years. Feel free not to respond. Just interested
@@searchforwardlimited8657People like this guy makes me sick.
This is the most honest Boris Johnson has ever been!
I needed this.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS VIDEO
That's sooo much editing! How long did this take? Good work, even though I hate politics.
Cassetteboy coming in with the December Surprise.
I was soooo hoping you would do one of these, good work brother.
Someone please make a compilation of Boris Johnson just stammering, it would probably last at least 5 hours
We
Are
So
Screwed
My sister and best friend will die because their lives depend on expensive meds, my mum and I will land in a bottomless debt pit then she will die also and I will be left behind to starve to death under a bridge because we're only just scraping by without Boris privatising the NHS. But Boris has money and trump interested in kissing his ass so nobody else matters.
work of art
Thank you so much for fixing the levels ❤️
CB
That was fantastic. Got me a few giggles. Thanks, needed that. Leeds UK💖🙋🦋👍😊
classic! what a legend!
Yes mate! Blinking brilliant, can't trust this.
Mate you never disappoint! Fantastic. Don't know how I missed this when you first published?
ON POINT! Absolutely amazing...
Brilliant! :)
I’m a hardcore boris supporter but you cannot deny not only how sick this is but how true some of it is
That sums it up
So why support him if you recognise that there is truth in this?
Maybe don't reward someone who lies? We all suffer for it
i love this and i missed your content
I've been watching your videos for year. Keep it up man✌
Thank you that made my election campaign.. We desperately needed some sanity in this shit show!
It’s good to know some people see through the lies
Well worth all the effort you put into making this
Apparently a comment helps get a video trending with CZcams algorithms? Well here’s my contribution!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Perfect!
Probably your best yet. Brilliant and accurate.
Love this👍🏻🤣 Pure talent😉
OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE
OH NO NO NO
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
😂😂😂
Excellent as ever! Let's get it viral!
Like a virus ?
Hey Stevie, you might also did this my friend czcams.com/video/Oip3HbfjOZU/video.html
Brilliantly done :)
I've already shared this because it might be the greatest thing I've ever seen. Here's hoping it goes viral 👍
STAMMER TIME!
Stammer time 😂
Stammer time, genius
Omg this is awesome! Now make one for Corbyn! :D
Yessss! An upload from Casetteboy!
I've been gagging for one! AND WHAT A CORKER 😂 😂 😂
JC4PM 🌹
"STAMMER TIME!" 🕺
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