The Most Unhinged Things Anti-Vaxxers Have Done | The Russell Howard Hour

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  • From The Russell Howard Hour, Russell takes a look at all the recent times Anti-vaxxers did something absolutely ridiculous...
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  • @audreyp7071
    @audreyp7071 Před 2 lety +324

    What adds to the hilarity is that Russell laughs at his own jokes. Love it!

    • @caroljo420
      @caroljo420 Před 2 lety +8

      I liked the one that made him blush!!! He's so cute when he blushes....

    • @HalfdeadRider
      @HalfdeadRider Před 2 lety

      @Furious Styles You've changed! 😥

  • @claire2088
    @claire2088 Před 2 lety +915

    I'm impressed with the guy who knows the statue of liberty came from france at least :)

  • @randibgood
    @randibgood Před 2 lety +547

    Someone needs to tell that group of "back up singers" that farts aren't contagious.
    Also, Big Bird has been promoting vaccines since 1972.

    • @RichardAStonemasonNOTfreemason
      @RichardAStonemasonNOTfreemason Před 2 lety +1

      Fart contagion is the same as yawn contagion. one yawn all yawn.

    • @gamecoolguy619
      @gamecoolguy619 Před 2 lety

      "It is like" does not mean it is the exact same...

    • @godamid4889
      @godamid4889 Před 2 lety +13

      @@gamecoolguy619 cool. Thanks for that basic comprehension of English.

    • @godamid4889
      @godamid4889 Před 2 lety +4

      @スケルスケル our society our choice.

    • @Inksulote
      @Inksulote Před 2 lety +5

      @スケルスケル do u have the same attitude towards abortions?

  • @dinoshot4682
    @dinoshot4682 Před 2 lety +1162

    Anti- Vaxxers: "Vaccines make you magnetic."
    My inner 12 year old self: "That sounds cool!"

    • @antman2443
      @antman2443 Před 2 lety +101

      I have family who told me it would change my DNA... suffice to say I could not have been more excited and intrigued. 2 months later and still no changes :(

    • @alberttatlock8244
      @alberttatlock8244 Před 2 lety +11

      No one said anything about been magnetic. Twitter educated pinball wizard

    • @rebeccamurray9196
      @rebeccamurray9196 Před 2 lety +9

      They do in some people. Seen it first hand

    • @kiwihib
      @kiwihib Před 2 lety +4

      @@alberttatlock8244 I hear there is a vaccine available at the Rovers, Albert.

    • @alberttatlock8244
      @alberttatlock8244 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kiwihib Nice one.
      I'll have half a mild and a Betty's hotpot with mine.

  • @thexalon
    @thexalon Před 2 lety +354

    I would like to apologize for the magnetic lady on behalf of the sane minority here in Ohio, USA.

  • @storywala88
    @storywala88 Před 2 lety +477

    I love the lady's reaction behind the supposed to be magnetic lady 😂

    • @markroberts2943
      @markroberts2943 Před 2 lety +7

      Rohan Sharma, completely agree, priceless 😂☘️🖕

    • @forthesakeofsanity
      @forthesakeofsanity Před 2 lety +15

      I know she looked rightfully frightened 😂 im scared of how brain-lame they are, too

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Před 2 lety +40

      @Furious Styles Except most keys are made of brass or nickel, and therefore cannot be magnetic - anybody who thinks otherwise has never completed 1st grade science class

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Před 2 lety +30

      @Furious Styles Yeah, let me know when you've taken you're first grade science class about which metals are attracted by magnets

    • @stevec6427
      @stevec6427 Před 2 lety +28

      @Furious Styles I mean it's physically impossible to get enough ferrous material in to your arm to make it magnetic but you believe what you want.
      Coins won't stick to magnets, they don't contain iron.
      I've had all three jabs. Even a paper clip won't stick to my arms, even right on the injection location

  • @avacatherine5646
    @avacatherine5646 Před 2 lety +336

    “Can somebody explain this?” She says while clearly struggling to stick the magnet to her neck.

    • @kristiskinner8542
      @kristiskinner8542 Před 2 lety +24

      They should have told her "yeah I can explain it, you're just stupid"

    • @brianpeterson332
      @brianpeterson332 Před 2 lety +5

      The lady's expression behind her :D Priceless 6:56

    • @stephenmcguire1935
      @stephenmcguire1935 Před 2 lety +4

      Only in the USA lol

    • @wolfcat1998
      @wolfcat1998 Před rokem +2

      "Can you explain this?"
      Yeah, you ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.

    • @ThreeRunHomer
      @ThreeRunHomer Před 7 měsíci +1

      “Can somebody explain this?”
      Your father dropped you on your head when you were a baby.

  • @meckerhesseausfrankfurt4019
    @meckerhesseausfrankfurt4019 Před 2 lety +557

    Genuine medical advise: Swollen balls might also be the result of an STI, which coincidentally is also a reason to leave your spouse-to-be. And even if you don't die from Covid, a severe case might cause vascular problems, which in turn hamper your libido.

    • @joannagomes1547
      @joannagomes1547 Před 2 lety +11

      Hmmm sounds like a trini man, cheat cheat and horn lol 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹, all yuh behave nah, still love my fellow trini, trini 2d bone

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 Před 2 lety +8

      Beriberi is a cause of swollen scrotum. Seek nutritional advice BEFORE you need the largest wheelbarrow.

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum Před 2 lety +11

      Came to the comments looking for this! Correlation does not equal causation!

    • @gamecoolguy619
      @gamecoolguy619 Před 2 lety +4

      Severe side effect from the vaccine also yield the same result...

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Před 2 lety +3

      @@Longtack55 An unfeasibly large wheelbarrow...

  • @nbarnes6225
    @nbarnes6225 Před 2 lety +413

    Could have happily lived my whole life without hearing the phrase "love custard." 🙃

  • @susanc.2096
    @susanc.2096 Před 2 lety +178

    Now I can't stop thinking of hospital staff attached to MRI machines due to being vaccinated 🤣🤣

    • @kokyyyy
      @kokyyyy Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah. No.

    • @JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy
      @JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy Před 2 lety +3

      Doctor Who already made me afraid of hospitals 🏥... 😝

    • @lorrainemerry8661
      @lorrainemerry8661 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 Před 2 lety +18

      "Jenny, call maintenance... we lost another one to the MRI."
      *MRI machine villainously laughs as it scurries down the hall with a patient attached to it*

    • @susanc.2096
      @susanc.2096 Před 2 lety +3

      @@knighthunter1791 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one 👍

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 Před 2 lety +183

    Russell's Kiwi accent still sounds more Australian xD But it's typical of us to knock a barricade down and then politely put it back up though hahah.

    • @davespanksalot8413
      @davespanksalot8413 Před 2 lety +9

      Ha ha, so true. I remember the Dildo Baggins event. That was one of my faves.

    • @jameshodgkins559
      @jameshodgkins559 Před 2 lety +1

      I don’t need a vaccine because I already have had the virus 🤣🤣 hilarious 😆

    • @jameshodgkins559
      @jameshodgkins559 Před 2 lety

      Jabbing healthy kids 😂🤣😂😂🤪

    • @sanaioelu826
      @sanaioelu826 Před 2 lety +6

      Didn’t the protesters throw balls (with anti vaxx messages scrawled on them) at the police? Then they asked the police to throw them back? Or was that at another protest event? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @goodgame3374
      @goodgame3374 Před 2 lety +1

      That was awesome

  • @micko11154
    @micko11154 Před 2 lety +88

    Lolol, most keys are not even made of ferrous metal, so even if you were magnetic 90% of them wouldn't stick to you.
    USA is a highly educated, sophisticated society! roflmao

    • @raibyo
      @raibyo Před 2 lety +12

      There's also the guy who used a coin. He probably didn't realize coins aren't also made of ferrous metal.

    • @micko11154
      @micko11154 Před 2 lety +10

      @スケルスケル ??? What are you talking about???
      You can't just decide you're going to be magnetic and make non-ferrous metals stick to your body because you said so. Like you make a decision and suddenly all the laws of physics change to suit your personal desires. Who do you think you are???

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi Před 2 lety +6

      @@micko11154 Who the fuck are you to tell bossman over here he can't become a ferromagnet? The man clearly wants to live the rest of his life attracting all those sexy ferrous metals and have it cling to him and we should respect him for it.

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 Před 2 lety +1

      Ferromagnet lives matter too

    • @micko11154
      @micko11154 Před 2 lety +1

      @@PeterJavi lol yeh yr right :P

  • @EvilFookaire
    @EvilFookaire Před 2 lety +50

    Lady goes to congress: "I am now magnetic! See, spoons stick to me (except when they don't)!!!"
    Sane person: "How did you get here?"
    Lady Magneto: "I took my car to the airport and flew here, then got in a rental car."
    Sane person: "And those cars, and planes, are made of what? Paper? Corn? Do the buildings around you not have metal in them? Metals in furniture, in the microphone you're using right now? They don't stick to you? Does anyonew want to *_explain THAT_* before we tar and feather you?"

  • @davesmith2194
    @davesmith2194 Před 2 lety +240

    Think we needed Russell Howard to make the news every Thursday night since march 2019.

  • @DGDfan13
    @DGDfan13 Před 2 lety +67

    Watching the Kiwis fix the barrier they broke contrasted with the lunacy that was January 6th, 2021 in America broke me in so many ways
    My nation lol

    • @dandygirl6
      @dandygirl6 Před 2 lety +2

      just an amazing country tho

    • @action1976
      @action1976 Před 2 lety +1

      Did you sleep through the BLM riots??? 30 people dead and over 2 billion dollars of damage from the mostly peaceful but fiery protests.

    • @nicopheiffer9793
      @nicopheiffer9793 Před 2 lety

      The second coming of Trump. Watch this space ....Payback !!!

    • @princeendymion9044
      @princeendymion9044 Před 2 lety

      @@nicopheiffer9793 I find it funny, how you love a man who wants dictator powers, and yet you adore freedom so much. If he gets re-elected, I'm going to laugh at how quickly he's going to try and take your freedoms for his own control because you'll all have to suffer the consequences of it, because the rest of us in the west just think you're a laughing stock

    • @nicopheiffer9793
      @nicopheiffer9793 Před 2 lety

      @@princeendymion9044 what dictator powers are you talking about ? Stop talking nonsense. When Trump was president the US was respected . The US is a laughing stock under Biden.Get your facts straight.

  • @kxjx
    @kxjx Před 2 lety +108

    Trousers do contain farts quite well, this has been researched as part of efforts to understand how infections spread in surgical settings. The molecules that you can smell in farts are typically a lot smaller than viruses and bacteria. Viruses might be small, but hydrogen sulfide is *much* smaller.

    • @ResurrectingJiriki
      @ResurrectingJiriki Před 2 lety +4

      Poe's Law is strong in this one..

    • @ext1013
      @ext1013 Před 2 lety +3

      If only covid virus smells like fart, the world will not suffer this long.

    • @johnosb4777
      @johnosb4777 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ext1013 im sure it smells somewhat like vinegar

    • @ThreeRunHomer
      @ThreeRunHomer Před 7 měsíci +1

      But do farts make you magnetic?

    • @kxjx
      @kxjx Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@ThreeRunHomer me not so far but I am still trying every day

  • @SussexSandra
    @SussexSandra Před 2 lety +269

    I can’t remember the last time i laughed until i cried. I so needed that after a shitty day at work.

    • @mattoneill9003
      @mattoneill9003 Před 2 lety +6

      You need to to get out more 😂😂😂😂

    • @SussexSandra
      @SussexSandra Před 2 lety +26

      @@mattoneill9003 Not with this amount of total idiots out there. I’ll stay safe and vaccinated on my little world thanks 🤗

    • @pijin13
      @pijin13 Před 2 lety +1

      @@SussexSandra Jesus wepppppt 🤦‍♂️ you enjoy yaself with that Sussex Sandra 😭😭😭😭

  • @gordonstrong5232
    @gordonstrong5232 Před 2 lety +47

    I got my booster last week and I'm gutted to report that my nuts are no more massive than usual

    • @sarahf4161
      @sarahf4161 Před 2 lety +4

      Actually as of September 2021 the CDC had 59 cases of testicular swelling reported on the adverse reactions. That data unlike the rest is actually available publicly on the CDC database. However seen as the CDC are among many going through court disputes for not publishing all data what would they know eh!

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 Před 2 lety +4

      And I couldn’t instantly draw my keys to me like an accio spell with my magnetic powers.

    • @skyes7369
      @skyes7369 Před 2 lety +10

      @@sarahf4161 they also have broken bones on the list of possible side effects here because anything that occurs within 24 hours of a vaccine has to be listed in some places. Are you suggesting that spontaneous bone breaking is also a genuine side effect or just some random shit that happened to someone within the 24 hours after the vaccine & now it’s on the list???

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum Před 2 lety +6

      @@skyes7369 Thank you! Correlation does not equal causation. If I eat a candy bar, then get hit by a bus later that day, it has nothing to do with the candy bar!

    • @gordonstrong5232
      @gordonstrong5232 Před 2 lety

      @@sarahf4161 So out of tens of millions of shots administered to American males there are only 59 cases of swollen plums, none of which have ruled out other more likely causes, ie concurrent sexually transmitted diseases?
      I like those odds!

  • @georgecaplin9075
    @georgecaplin9075 Před 2 lety +30

    “I’m 41!” Magnificently concise way to take the p155 out of yourself.

  • @pixiesouter9419
    @pixiesouter9419 Před 2 lety +549

    I love that Russel Howard physically ages and yet his sense of humour/laugh hit 8year old and stopped.

    • @ab-jx4qs
      @ab-jx4qs Před 2 lety +14

      I doubt he has fully matured yet. Probably still thinks he is still at school.

    • @MrKbonez
      @MrKbonez Před 2 lety +24

      Hes a performer, he's catering to the mentality of his audience. Bunch of simpletons who "Luv me fart jokes, hate me Tories"

    • @ColaSpandex
      @ColaSpandex Před 2 lety +59

      @@MrKbonez Aren't you a member of his audience? You watched this video didn't you?

    • @beendoneagain
      @beendoneagain Před 2 lety +9

      That is because his audience has the average age of an 8 year old!

    • @beendoneagain
      @beendoneagain Před 2 lety +11

      @@MrKbonez Spot on bud, just more political spin thinly veiled as humour. The sheep love him!

  • @XrDragonix
    @XrDragonix Před 2 lety +158

    The (right side) woman's face when the magnetic lady put that key on herself was my exact expression pft

    • @maxcovfefe
      @maxcovfefe Před 2 lety +6

      7:18 That was priceless! No one expected her magic to fail so hard. "Lady Magneto stuck a toaster to her head!!"

  • @xvofusions8279
    @xvofusions8279 Před 2 lety +49

    WE NEED MORE MENTAL HOSPITALS

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před 2 lety +5

      We have one, it's called the world

    • @mysticgaming2455
      @mysticgaming2455 Před 2 lety +7

      Need a "special unit" for the anti vaxxers

    • @Miss-Anne-Thrope
      @Miss-Anne-Thrope Před 2 lety +3

      I believe it's called parliament 😋

    • @alistairmcinnes5433
      @alistairmcinnes5433 Před 2 lety +2

      @Chris Evans see the thing about facts, they are bias. Also if 'big pharma' had a say there wouldn't be a vaccine, they would be making a drug that cures it, as there is more market potential in cures than prevention

    • @skyes7369
      @skyes7369 Před 2 lety +2

      @Chris Evans Google scholar is your friend.

  • @poet6244
    @poet6244 Před 2 lety +85

    Russell H Is a longstanding legend and grand master in this area of tounge in cheek alternative news delivery! Pure comical genius & oh so just naturally funny too! The type of guy would make a night out just THAT much more ecstatic!!
    Great content mate keep em' coming!
    Peace!

  • @helipeek2736
    @helipeek2736 Před 2 lety +14

    I expect Boris thinks “Cardie B” is his second best fireside wool based lounge wear.

  • @vickibrown8490
    @vickibrown8490 Před 2 lety +245

    If Russell did the news (like this) every night, we’d all tune in!

    • @reedy8585
      @reedy8585 Před 2 lety +1

      I'd argue the jokers on the news do a better job.

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 Před 2 lety +1

      hells yes

    • @joepublic7264
      @joepublic7264 Před 2 lety

      Really!

    • @MrKbonez
      @MrKbonez Před 2 lety +2

      That just shows your ignorance. You prefer opinion over fact

    • @kris2672
      @kris2672 Před 2 lety

      Wow so wise, thanks Mr CZcams person you have opened my eyes

  • @caspence56
    @caspence56 Před 2 lety +127

    Please, please, please believe not all of my fellow Americans are like the anti-vax, trump-loving, right wing loonies that you see on Fox "news". We love you, Russell. Thanks for helping us keep our sanity through laughter.

    • @SunakStarmerisacunt
      @SunakStarmerisacunt Před 2 lety +10

      We know, mate. We just like taking the piss out of the Trumpers.

    • @margretemargrete11
      @margretemargrete11 Před 2 lety +7

      You do know Trump is not an antivaxer?

    • @allen5513
      @allen5513 Před 2 lety

      @@SunakStarmerisacunt so what if you're right wing but don't like Tump so what that make me????

    • @allen5513
      @allen5513 Před 2 lety

      @@margretemargrete11 mate he Tump be vaccine I know that just show you how thick some people are. 😂😂😂😂🤡

    • @allen5513
      @allen5513 Před 2 lety

      @Chris Evans up your little boy

  • @ravenkingofthedarkness7631
    @ravenkingofthedarkness7631 Před 2 lety +20

    "i suppose nana did like cupcakes" I fucking died. XD I love Russ and his stories.

  • @jackmaehoph4822
    @jackmaehoph4822 Před 2 lety +51

    For those who are curious about Big Bird vomiting on the steps, if you watch the whole episode, you will see that he vomited because he let Snuffy talk him into trying heroin! Plenty of folks puke their first time...

  • @tom201090
    @tom201090 Před 2 lety +33

    Loved the Kiwi Protest clip...and the reporter's dig at American's!

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384 Před 2 lety +247

    People who take health advice from celebrities deserve to be victims of natural selection.

    • @joecirin7025
      @joecirin7025 Před 2 lety +11

      give it a few hours, shouldnt be long

    • @pureblooded3877
      @pureblooded3877 Před 2 lety +18

      -Celebrity worship is linked with low IQ.
      -Celebrities are telling the sheep to get vaccinated
      -The sheep follow them
      Why am I not surprised

    • @graveytrain1301
      @graveytrain1301 Před 2 lety +3

      Who is pushing these vaccines?

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 Před 2 lety +7

      @@graveytrain1301 pushing?

    • @atex6175
      @atex6175 Před 2 lety +8

      Honestly I'm hoping this is sarcasm otherwise it's complete hypocrisy

  • @DouglasParkinson
    @DouglasParkinson Před 2 lety +41

    "You can't have good sex if you're dead". I dunno, there are people into that weird shit, at least a few of them work in morgues.

  • @xxkvck
    @xxkvck Před 2 lety +83

    I love it when he does something so unhinged himself, he looses the fuckin plot and can't speak xD

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 Před 2 lety +2

      same it's so good lmao

    • @xxkvck
      @xxkvck Před 2 lety +1

      @@Shebeast3 it reminds me to smile and realise there's some things in this world that aren't so bad 😂😂

  • @dragoncivicnola
    @dragoncivicnola Před 2 lety +130

    They key thing was extra funny given how most keys in the USA are made of nonferrous alloys like brass and are about as magnetic as...well...she is.

    • @shaneeslick
      @shaneeslick Před 2 lety +21

      Yeah, same with those using coins 😂

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 Před 2 lety +20

      They’re the sort to think all metals are ferromagnetic lol
      Likewise, she… she does realise that the only reason it stuck first time would be due to sweat and her pushing into that, right? 😭 If she was magnetic, that shit gives a solid click - practically pounces (if there’s attraction, or has heavy resistance if repelled). That’s shit you learn really young with two magnets 😭 I’m genuinely scared that people like her exist-

    • @raibyo
      @raibyo Před 2 lety +4

      @@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 Definitely slept through her elementary school science class.

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 Před 2 lety +1

      @@raibyo I wish

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Před 2 lety +2

      @@raibyo OR she’s homeschooled

  • @_lux_aeterna_
    @_lux_aeterna_ Před 2 lety +379

    The vaccine never caused any of my 3 balls any problems needed that Russel you never fail to put a smile on my face 🖒

    • @JaackMilk
      @JaackMilk Před 2 lety +18

      My 4 balls deflated bro. That may of been the botox though😔

    • @NonIntrovertial
      @NonIntrovertial Před 2 lety +3

      @@JaackMilk not the steroids?

    • @Raych666
      @Raych666 Před 2 lety +4

      How many balls did you have before the vaccine? 🤔

    • @JaackMilk
      @JaackMilk Před 2 lety +12

      @@Raych666 21

    • @henryjarvis8213
      @henryjarvis8213 Před 2 lety +20

      If you think the vaccine is good and safe, then take it. Take as many doses as you like. It's your body.
      However, if you force it on others in any way, firstly, it shows you don't think the vaccines work and secondly, you are going against the Nuremberg Code. Truly shameful

  • @nonamenoname-vl4el
    @nonamenoname-vl4el Před 2 lety +50

    Only double-vaxxed, Riuss? Haven’t got your fourth top-up yet?

  • @spark3761
    @spark3761 Před 2 lety +44

    I saw she was found to be lying and was reprimanded for spreading false information

  • @tiredmummy7512
    @tiredmummy7512 Před 2 lety +111

    Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but not entitled to force it on someone else.

    • @ananamu2248
      @ananamu2248 Před 2 lety +8

      We said ,tired mummy ...hope you get some more sleep soon ,! ....in my opinion ,there is .ore than Vaxxers and antivaxxers ....there are those that decide its not for them ...non vaxxers ...going for natural immunity being self reliant ,prepared to look after themselves ,friends to help ....with as much ability to get through to natural immunity as in a hospital ....and willing to die if not

    • @teresatv9209
      @teresatv9209 Před 2 lety +19

      Opinions are not evidence, or scientific or correct. Get more sleep - there is evidence that lack of sleep can cause a myriad of mental health and physical issues!

    • @casadellangelo
      @casadellangelo Před 2 lety +8

      Works both ways. I trust you're against mandatory jabs?

    • @mrkennerz
      @mrkennerz Před 2 lety

      Exactly

    • @charg1nmalaz0r51
      @charg1nmalaz0r51 Před 2 lety +6

      @@mysticgaming2455 you know there scientific journals questioning the lack of data of the current vaccines right? czcams.com/video/YDxkloJ-4kE/video.html

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans Před 2 lety +17

    whoever made the thumbnail for this missed a trick when they didn't go with "Live, Laugh, Lurgy"

  • @KeithWWatson
    @KeithWWatson Před 2 lety +9

    It brilliant how the US news uses the robot chicken clip about Big Bird getting "Bird Flu" to try and describe that as his reaction to the getting the jab lol

    • @tamcon72
      @tamcon72 Před 2 lety +3

      It's not US news: It's FOX "News," not a real news outlet. Or so they have claimed in court.

    • @lydiajulianprower8356
      @lydiajulianprower8356 Před rokem

      Nice to see I wasn't the only one that noticed.

  • @sambonnick559
    @sambonnick559 Před 2 lety +33

    Since seeing this I have decided to be a fully vaccinated magnetic antivaxer . Life is complete.

  • @MizGizma
    @MizGizma Před 2 lety +44

    Well ... I guess its good to know that my country hasn't cornered the market on idiocy just yet.

    • @freddiepitts7611
      @freddiepitts7611 Před 2 lety +6

      Technically, we are resaponsible for sending your first idiots across!

    • @rhyshow3462
      @rhyshow3462 Před 2 lety +1

      @@freddiepitts7611 thats why we sent them across, we just didn't reasilse the internet would exist

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic Před 2 lety +1

      @@rhyshow3462 they were expected to die out. They couldnt farm FFS.

  • @honeybadger2986
    @honeybadger2986 Před rokem +11

    The most impressive thing we’ve done is avoid myocarditis and “dying suddenly”.

  • @mrseaweed88
    @mrseaweed88 Před rokem +4

    When he talked about Peppa pig I laughed so hard I nearly did a muddy puddle 🤣🤣🤣

  • @keyholegaming
    @keyholegaming Před rokem +2

    5:30
    We’re all going to Hell for laughing at that one

  • @cynthiapinto198
    @cynthiapinto198 Před 2 lety +43

    Some people are such nut cases. Well done Russell.

    • @gordonstrong5232
      @gordonstrong5232 Před 2 lety +8

      @Chris Evans So you don't and wouldn't take ever take any medication for anything ever then?
      Because it's all produced by big pharma, you know that, right?

    • @samn6498
      @samn6498 Před 2 lety +7

      @__ UK doctors are on salary. They don't get any money at all from big pharma.

    • @gordonstrong5232
      @gordonstrong5232 Před 2 lety +7

      @@samn6498 Yeah @_ is using antivaxxers talking points against them. They claim doctors and hospitals are all corrupt over Covid, but they suddenly start trusting them again when they need treatment for any other non Covid related medical condition

    • @SunakStarmerisacunt
      @SunakStarmerisacunt Před 2 lety +5

      @Chris Evans the world isn't quite as simple as you think it is, f00l. You keep believing conspiracy cranks and holistic BS peddlers.

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey Před 2 lety +69

    So if wearing a mask is "Like trying to keep a fart in your trousers", well then why are you not protesting about being told to wear pants? Go on then go trouserless on the metro, see if you feel safe and clean.

    • @superblackbirdrider
      @superblackbirdrider Před 2 lety +5

      My advice would be to brush your teeth more often 😬

    • @coolboy5428
      @coolboy5428 Před 2 lety

      Wearing clothes keeps people warm in a cold country.

    • @charg1nmalaz0r51
      @charg1nmalaz0r51 Před 2 lety

      @@coolboy5428 lmao i love it, plus people dont appreciate things flopping around freely down there

    • @layna-heyhey
      @layna-heyhey Před 2 lety +11

      @@coolboy5428 clothes are also used as a barrier between us and soils, like other's bodily fluids, dirt, and so forth. As a mask may keep germs from others at bay or the reverse. So if one has a problem with a mask mandate, then one might as well have a problem with the mandate that one must be clothed in while in public.

    • @coolboy5428
      @coolboy5428 Před 2 lety

      @@layna-heyhey Well terdbrain, nudity is legal in public.

  • @nikiTricoteuse
    @nikiTricoteuse Před 2 lety +36

    Great work as usual. I had to watch the lady standing behind magnetic sweaty woman twice, cos the face she made was just so good! Kiwi protest made me proud to be one, well the standing up the barricade did, at least. Your Aussie accent is pretty good but, we EAT our vowels whilst they push theirs out their noses.

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 Před 2 lety +3

      Proud of the Kiwi con-voy protest ? Not so much anymore though, eh ? I've seen more political acumen in a field of cabbages than those "protesters"

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse Před 2 lety +6

      @@sophiaestella5611 No. I was never proud of the protest, just of them standing the barrier back up . I personally think they're a bunch of arseholes with most of them having no real idea of why they're there and just enjoying the trouble they're causing. Incredibly disappointed to see Trump flags there too. Trump flags! FFS!

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 Před 2 lety

      @@nikiTricoteuse 👍

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 Před 2 lety

      @@nikiTricoteuse Sweet as...

  • @JK_JK_JK
    @JK_JK_JK Před rokem +6

    What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities??

  • @KiwiHelpgeek
    @KiwiHelpgeek Před 2 lety +20

    Every time I hear Minaj's name my brain changes it to Nick Minger.

    • @primalconvoy
      @primalconvoy Před 2 lety +4

      Considering the content of many of her songs, I'd say you weren't far off...

    • @Hysteria2003
      @Hysteria2003 Před 2 lety +2

      Nicki Jizzminj

    • @Rizwaan122
      @Rizwaan122 Před 2 lety +1

      She is a minger tho

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen Před 2 lety +1

      No word of a lie my head changes it to Nicki Minge.

  • @wolfjarlgrbane5771
    @wolfjarlgrbane5771 Před 2 lety +17

    You hit our idiots Dead in the magnet, NY and love your show.

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 Před 2 lety +5

      Got double jabbed but sad to say I’m not Magneto. It STILL takes me a couple minutes to find my keys.

  • @hecateswolf6007
    @hecateswolf6007 Před rokem +15

    I'm sure as the years pass that this video will age very well 😲

  • @mikespencer4922
    @mikespencer4922 Před 2 lety +14

    This has got to be the dumbest series of canned laughter Ive ever heard.

    • @jomullen6932
      @jomullen6932 Před 2 lety +3

      There's an audience! And don't mock Russell! 😭 He's fab😁

    • @Craigy2818
      @Craigy2818 Před 2 lety

      @@jomullen6932 This is how you tell an anti-vaxxer is triggered and insecure, so he mocks

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames Před 2 lety +41

    Woman in blue shirts face at 7:00 is all of us

  • @robertozgauk
    @robertozgauk Před 2 lety +17

    U'r bloody good mate Thank u for ur honesty and comedy 👊

  • @wolfcat1998
    @wolfcat1998 Před rokem +3

    Apparently they've never realized that keys and US coins are non-magnetic to begin with.

  • @6Fiona6_P_6
    @6Fiona6_P_6 Před 2 lety +12

    I’ve been triply vaccinated and spoons don’t stick to me nor are metal objects attracted to me. I should feel sad and rejected by spoons. Come on spoons ain’t I good enough for you ( Oh darn I’m gonna cop it now. Ain’t I ? ) .... ⚛️☮️🌏

  • @chrisprescott2273
    @chrisprescott2273 Před 2 lety +23

    I've never heard of this show (I'm an American so that explains that)
    ,but I absolutely love it.

  • @ThroatSore
    @ThroatSore Před 2 lety +15

    That man in Trinidad, how do I vote for him? Legend.

  • @Opti-Mystic
    @Opti-Mystic Před 2 lety +89

    A more accurate analogy would be; wearing a mask is like using an incontinence pad to keep urine in yr knickers. Won't work 100%, but it's a bloody good start.

    • @TheThird1977
      @TheThird1977 Před 2 lety +23

      *Pissing good start.
      "Bloody" good start would be for sanitary pads.

    • @frankfisher99
      @frankfisher99 Před 2 lety +17

      We've had two years of studies - cloth masks do nothign at all. Nothing. No impact on infection of transmission. Zero. That's the science. N95 masks in conjunction with social distancing MAY reduce infection *rates* by 7-11%. That's it

    • @TheThird1977
      @TheThird1977 Před 2 lety +29

      ​@@frankfisher99 - Bullshit, dude; N95 are more effective, but a cloth mask is more effective than no mask (try blowing out a candle while wearing one).
      Peddling false information that endangers others should be a crime.

    • @Opti-Mystic
      @Opti-Mystic Před 2 lety +19

      @@frankfisher99 just post the reference to ONE of those "studies" here please (academic only - no fox news or david icke), and remember, mask wearing is about stopping your germs getting out, not protecting u from germs.
      Unless you're Chicken?

    • @iseenochains-oops7863
      @iseenochains-oops7863 Před 2 lety +6

      @@TheThird1977 nonsense.

  • @mackinacisland3825
    @mackinacisland3825 Před 2 lety +7

    As an American I am so embarrassed. I am at a loss as to why so many people have lost their minds.

    • @buschg7106
      @buschg7106 Před 2 lety +1

      Likewise. I know 3 real humans I've had real relationships with including my mother die from covid and the complete disregard for global deaths is indeed embarrassing

  • @sarahbell8886
    @sarahbell8886 Před 2 lety +15

    Really wish this had all been spun as patriotism early on.... Be patriotic and wear a mask/get the jab. Do it for yourself, loved ones and your fellow citizens!

  • @susanfarley1332
    @susanfarley1332 Před 2 lety +14

    My first thought when hearing that guy had swollen equipment is that maybe he had a case of the mumps.

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 Před 2 lety +2

      You are more charitable than the one who thought he contracted something ELSE that would be a good reason to call off the wedding 😆

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Před 2 lety +2

      Well...if he's against being vaxxed for covid, then it stands to reason he ain't vaxxed against mumps, or measles, or chickenpox/shingles either. Probably will reject polio vax when polio comes back.

  • @stephanzenuch7073
    @stephanzenuch7073 Před 2 lety +82

    9:24 fun fact about this song is that their not wrong, around the early 1900's i think (don't remember exactly when) doctor were concerned that if they farted in the operation room during a surgery their fecal matter would get in the patient and cause an infection so they did an experiment were the doctors would fart directly on Petri dishes with their pants down and with their pants up and the ones that they farted on with their pants up didn't have any bacteria growth on them. so wearing mask are like trying to keep a fart in your pants, they stop the spread of bacteria "and viruses" while letting your ass breath in a sense.

    • @jamesking8065
      @jamesking8065 Před 2 lety +2

      wow,how did you come to find that out

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 Před 2 lety +8

      I’m so regretting Russel Howard not getting this info. I’m picturing him discussing this scene of scientific dedication.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Před 2 lety +8

      So the correct answer to those chanting cretards would be : "you say that like it's a bad thing" 😀

    • @RUBBER_BULLET
      @RUBBER_BULLET Před 2 lety +5

      That experiment sounds about as reliable as a PCR test.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Před 2 lety +8

      ​@@RUBBER_BULLET and you sound like you have no idea what a Petri dish even is, let alone how to use them, let alone what a fart is made of, let alone... well let's cut this short, you sound like you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a nut and bolt and still would insist you know about mechanics.

  • @roadtoserfdom3020
    @roadtoserfdom3020 Před 2 lety +12

    4 weeks ago? Seriously? I started thinking this must have been like a year ago due to how ridiculous it sounds with what we now know about masks and much more.

    • @FlushGorgon
      @FlushGorgon Před 2 lety +1

      It's a compilation of older bits.

  • @derpaderpy4931
    @derpaderpy4931 Před 2 lety +45

    Anti-vaxxers: Vaccines make you magnetic!
    Me: Well maybe you should vaccinate then, that way you'll be attractive for the first time in your life.

    • @ronniehotdogs2007
      @ronniehotdogs2007 Před 2 lety +4

      No beauty on the inside of you eh?

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ronniehotdogs2007 Absolutely none whatsoever. I respect your perception.
      Though difference being is I'm double jabbed. My benefit is I never planned on looking for a relationship anyway lmao.

    • @ronniehotdogs2007
      @ronniehotdogs2007 Před 2 lety +3

      @@derpaderpy4931 why did you decide to get injected?

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ronniehotdogs2007 Because I want a chance of having a job.
      Otherwise I'd have happily stayed unvaxxed just so I could put my life- as well as the lives of everyone around me- in jeopardy.

    • @ronniehotdogs2007
      @ronniehotdogs2007 Před 2 lety +4

      @@derpaderpy4931 you've been coerced for work, you should never let anyone bully you like that. What makes you think that being unjabbed makes you a jepordy?

  • @greatdaneacdc
    @greatdaneacdc Před 2 lety +18

    I like how he made fun of the whole thing! The funniest I think I missed ? When he said :..Yeah and the government knows better than your Doctor if you should get it !
    As if people would fall for that!Lol😄

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors Před 2 lety +5

      like that idiot would know the side effects of vax in trinidad he took it cos sly news told him to ir he loses a lucrative TV contract

    • @jimmyb1451
      @jimmyb1451 Před 2 lety +3

      The left: I don't take medical advice from Rogan because he's not a doctor and not a scientist.
      Also the left: Did you see what Bill Gates said about the Rona?
      Also the left: laughs along at shit like this.
      Russle is funny AF, but this won't age well.
      Not that it'll make any difference.

  • @LovingJo
    @LovingJo Před 2 lety +2

    Love you Russ!! 😄❤️❤️

  • @cloudten8489
    @cloudten8489 Před rokem +4

    Bet you're feeling stupid now Russ' the laughs on you!
    Kind regards.
    Pure Blood 🤣

  • @kellycowley3535
    @kellycowley3535 Před 2 lety +5

    “By themselves, Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s giant balls can’t tell us anything about the COVID-19 vaccine.” ~ Shaun

  • @kennethmacgregor-Gregorach
    @kennethmacgregor-Gregorach Před 2 lety +48

    Two things that never get old: This video and antivaxxers.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi Před 2 lety +3

      Bwahahaha

    • @skyes7369
      @skyes7369 Před 2 lety +2

      Unfortunately most anti vaxxers are actually vaccinated for all the childhood diseases because their parents weren’t stupid. It’s the innocent children of the anti vaxxers who pay the price for their parents stupidity.

    • @skyes7369
      @skyes7369 Před 2 lety +6

      @@martinrees4933 I’m sure you possess the skills to Google that yourself mate. If you don’t, ask your carer for help.

    • @joepublic7264
      @joepublic7264 Před 2 lety +6

      @@skyes7369 keep taking your jabs

    • @BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989
      @BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989 Před 2 lety +3

      @@martinrees4933 Ah, yes. Because Dictionaries don't exist, you ask a stranger on the Internet.

  • @jarrodworlie6288
    @jarrodworlie6288 Před 2 lety

    Laughed out loud. Thanks.

  • @HubertCumbadale02
    @HubertCumbadale02 Před rokem +7

    Thanks Russel I had my second jab so I could use my vaccine passport to go to the library, work etc in New Zealand. And there was no harm apart from being bed ridden for two months. Its great as I still suffer from major brain fog over 12 months later. A few friends would like to thank you too, but they are too busy taking meds such as asprin for the heart problems. I really apreciate it, much love. PS: loved the canned laughter

    • @HomoLegalMedic
      @HomoLegalMedic Před rokem +1

      Oh shut the fuck up. The vaccine did not cause that, there's literally 0 peer-reviewed papers demonstrating any kind of correlation. If your experience is evidence, then so is mine.
      I got 3 vaccine shots and I'm perfectly fine, so therefore they are. The same with the 200 other people in my office.

    • @JK_JK_JK
      @JK_JK_JK Před rokem +2

      @@HomoLegalMedic Propaganda spam bot has been detected! Alert!

    • @HomoLegalMedic
      @HomoLegalMedic Před rokem +2

      @JK_JK_JK you do realise that not everyone who disagrees with lunacy is a spam bot, right?
      But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.

    • @JK_JK_JK
      @JK_JK_JK Před rokem +1

      @@HomoLegalMedic Says the propaganda spam bot spamming the comments with the same lunacy.
      But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.

    • @BAsed_AFro
      @BAsed_AFro Před rokem +1

      @@HomoLegalMedic Fact: Sudden cardiac arrest is now the leading cause of death in student-athletes.

  • @YensecaTube
    @YensecaTube Před 2 lety +9

    I laughed so much my vaccine inflated balls hurt

  • @willtg9326
    @willtg9326 Před rokem +5

    Anti vaxters wasn't wrong! Now looks who laughing 🤣🤣

  • @kairiisawesome3341
    @kairiisawesome3341 Před rokem +2

    The big bird pucking clip was from robot chicken
    And it was not about big bird getting sick due to the jab

  •  Před 2 lety +2

    The bit from New Zealand really got me :)

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus Před 2 lety +8

    The Jim Henson brand did sue the news station over that segment and won.

  • @mrshark1757
    @mrshark1757 Před 2 lety +65

    A pair of anti vaxxers broke into my school the other day to "educate" us.
    The staff were not amused.
    (I wasn't in the right place at the time but I was told that it happend by multiple people and a teacher, so...)

    • @ramonwilts
      @ramonwilts Před 2 lety +19

      We believe you :)
      It is nice that those people saw the inside of an actual school for once.
      Take care! Greetings from Holland.

    • @mrshark1757
      @mrshark1757 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ramonwilts Thank you!

    • @kanedNunable
      @kanedNunable Před 2 lety +8

      they should have been pointed to the biology dept :P

    • @happyguilmore4253
      @happyguilmore4253 Před 2 lety +2

      🙄🙄🙄 broke in,how do you break into a school if it’s open 🤔. Did they get arrested?

    • @mrshark1757
      @mrshark1757 Před 2 lety +4

      @@happyguilmore4253 I dont know unfortunately. I think they were, though.

  • @Stitch-_-11
    @Stitch-_-11 Před 2 lety +2

    This was just great.

  • @flowergirl4612
    @flowergirl4612 Před 2 lety +2

    Sleepy gonna sleep 🤣🤣🤣 that was great.

  • @nitzyblack6143
    @nitzyblack6143 Před 2 lety +25

    Russell keeps me in stitches 😂

  • @TheSarcasticEngineer
    @TheSarcasticEngineer Před 2 lety +13

    Not gonna lie, the big bird vom thing was hilarious 🤣

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter Před 2 lety

      why would you feel the need to lie about that?

    • @TheSarcasticEngineer
      @TheSarcasticEngineer Před 2 lety

      @@The_Reality_Filter because lots of people are superficiallying tribal, the idea you find fox news entertaining will boil their blood and I can't be bothered with their delicate nature.

  • @mallow173
    @mallow173 Před 2 lety +2

    Holy crap dude....you are an absolute HOOT!! Then again, i am of the belief that the UK is the birthplace of the Laugh!!

  • @blue_jay31
    @blue_jay31 Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you for making it real!

  • @THTB_lol
    @THTB_lol Před rokem +10

    i love the part where the virus said "its virusin time" and virused on the elderly

  • @kylelacey8036
    @kylelacey8036 Před 2 lety +5

    I love Russell Howard and desperately want to meet him

  • @jumbobiscuits1510
    @jumbobiscuits1510 Před 2 lety +7

    Nothing says hilarious like planting fake studio audience cackling in the background. Such funny much comedy! 🤣

  • @akashbaruth1658
    @akashbaruth1658 Před 2 lety

    Great content and better delivery.

  • @agnieszkawierzbicka1957
    @agnieszkawierzbicka1957 Před 2 lety +32

    Russell Howard ,first comedian fact checker 😵💉😂😂😂

    • @Crushonius
      @Crushonius Před 2 lety +1

      so he is wrong a lot ? its kinda mean to compare him to a fact checker
      i mean he is wrong sometimes not most of the time

  • @palmeristo
    @palmeristo Před 2 lety +4

    Looks like we didn't learn shit. If you don't want it don't take it, pretty fucking simple. If you've taken it, well done now enjoy your life. Why does everyone have a song and dance about EVERYTHING!?

  • @georgiewalker1069
    @georgiewalker1069 Před 2 lety

    Oh gasp… hahahahahah I think I have wet myself. This is just hysterical 🤣🤭

  • @20madyy
    @20madyy Před 2 lety +2

    I'm double jabbed and waiting to become Magneto

  • @tony7054
    @tony7054 Před 2 lety +7

    You know f all Russell

  • @thelostlegendsoflewesandhamsey

    Love to know how much he was paid for these vacx promotion videos.

  • @johnwatkins3824
    @johnwatkins3824 Před 2 lety +4

    7:11 lady used a key to prove magnetism. That particular key blank is made of brass with nickel plate. Non ferrous metal CANNOT stick to a magnet!!!

  • @dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156

    Great comedy! Thanks

  • @mrscary3105
    @mrscary3105 Před 2 lety +5

    I live in America... we grow vast fields of free-range stupid. (Someone please take a sickle & don't replant)

  • @stevedavies3058
    @stevedavies3058 Před 2 lety +29

    Give Russell a job on the news at 10 would be Class 😁😂😷

    • @Wrecker3D
      @Wrecker3D Před 2 lety

      Give him a small section in the news or 5 - 10min block after the news "In todays (totally normal) news" -deliberately coughing where brackets are placed

    • @iseenochains-oops7863
      @iseenochains-oops7863 Před 2 lety +1

      True - he's biased enough for bbc

  • @cnmcginn1981
    @cnmcginn1981 Před 2 lety

    Explain why the magnet sticks to me.... oh, the woman in the blue shirt. LOL.

  • @lrs7777
    @lrs7777 Před 2 lety +1

    Brilliant