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  • @CodyKo
    @CodyKo  Před 3 lety +2400

    Check out SimpliSafe here: simplisafe.com/codyko. SimpliSafe is award-winning home security that keeps your home safe around the clock. It's really reliable, easy to use, and there are no contracts.

  • @henryczeisler4851
    @henryczeisler4851 Před 3 lety +19588

    “Maybe he is a buzzfeed fan” is the dirtiest insult I have ever heard.

    • @n0rmql_122
      @n0rmql_122 Před 3 lety +70

      bruv 420 likes
      Nvm u guys ruined it

    • @Sunny-jy4ib
      @Sunny-jy4ib Před 3 lety +216

      @@n0rmql_122 hahahaha!!!! weed!!

    • @n0rmql_122
      @n0rmql_122 Před 3 lety +128

      @@Sunny-jy4ib yes number funny made me hahahahahhahahaahhaahhaha
      Funny number weeeeeed

    • @lx4302
      @lx4302 Před 3 lety +6

      No

    • @Dmoney-ph4lg
      @Dmoney-ph4lg Před 3 lety +16

      @@lx4302 no u

  • @mrfashionguy1
    @mrfashionguy1 Před 3 lety +5165

    replying to a nude with "Oh neat", is literally just one level above sending "Poggers"

    • @kierra1725
      @kierra1725 Před 3 lety +565

      I’d personally feel more appreciated with poggers than I would with oh neat

    • @jonathansoelle266
      @jonathansoelle266 Před 3 lety +71

      @@kierra1725 agreed

    • @amogus3371
      @amogus3371 Před 3 lety +113

      @@kierra1725 poggers is an elite word

    • @assmilk9674
      @assmilk9674 Před 3 lety +57

      @@amogus3371 poggers is the worst word ever

    • @astrolouise6904
      @astrolouise6904 Před 3 lety +44

      @@assmilk9674 people that use poggers use it like its the highest praise. I would rather cringe for a sec but be praised than get an ai response

  • @metaloopa6907
    @metaloopa6907 Před 3 lety +4073

    “It’s a fucking meme company!” At least they had a company, Cody.

    • @sallyw3196
      @sallyw3196 Před 3 lety +108

      this comment right here.

    • @adara4635
      @adara4635 Před 3 lety +44

      why doesn't this comment have more likes

    • @ananyatandon2476
      @ananyatandon2476 Před 3 lety +89

      Kym, we know it’s you

    • @farter3644
      @farter3644 Před 3 lety +82

      Ok Kym we get it

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod Před 3 lety +6

      I wouldnt consider that a company, that's simply just a social media account

  • @sewerrat4215
    @sewerrat4215 Před 3 lety +1950

    Why do people match with someone just to insult them tho

    • @alh7197
      @alh7197 Před 3 lety +242

      Low self esteem

    • @tobeybr8394
      @tobeybr8394 Před 3 lety +157

      it makes them feel better about themselves

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ Před 3 lety +35

      i got a friend request on overwatch once and the guy just called me the n-word and told me to uninstall for not healing him enough. guess it's just a similar concept but for assholes irl

    • @jaqaunlockett9585
      @jaqaunlockett9585 Před 2 lety +3

      @@_ikako_ log that’s fucked up but weird

    • @jaqaunlockett9585
      @jaqaunlockett9585 Před 2 lety +1

      lol

  • @louismyatt1507
    @louismyatt1507 Před 3 lety +7607

    “The worst that can happen is that they say no” has been proven as the most categorically untrue quote after watching this vid

  • @osbaldocontreras5868
    @osbaldocontreras5868 Před 3 lety +15836

    The way Cody handles hate is one of the funniest shit ever

    • @brahimilyes681
      @brahimilyes681 Před 3 lety +505

      "Is one of the funniest shit" the struggle to flush out an early comment for the likes

    • @martinchuma
      @martinchuma Před 3 lety +126

      @@brahimilyes681 No no no, no struggle-

    • @brahimilyes681
      @brahimilyes681 Před 3 lety +203

      @@martinchuma *in a british accent* Struggle, Mr. Struggle.

    • @spaghettio2461
      @spaghettio2461 Před 3 lety +2

      H

    • @lvl5charmander
      @lvl5charmander Před 3 lety +31

      “not gonna lie, this is me” type comment

  • @cherryhoneyricola
    @cherryhoneyricola Před 3 lety +1423

    I started crying at the “ugliest date” one (lol) - what an awful thing to do to someone. I hope that person is doing OK. The fact that they have a sense of humour about it makes them miles more attractive than 95% of people on these dating apps

    • @Shirumoon
      @Shirumoon Před 2 lety +72

      He should absolutely own it and write about it on his tinder profile.

    • @dewberry150
      @dewberry150 Před 2 lety +57

      It’s like a plot from a 90s movie

    • @romanw8632
      @romanw8632 Před 2 lety +42

      yea thats fucked up fr

    • @jared699
      @jared699 Před rokem

      We're living in an era where women believe it's their "right" to say whatever nasty stuff they want to to a man without repercussion. But if a man defames a female, he's going to be called a misogynist and a puppet of the patriarchy.

    • @tsukishimathealcoholic5860
      @tsukishimathealcoholic5860 Před rokem +18

      Literally that is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever heard of😭

  • @Iditoxereis
    @Iditoxereis Před 3 lety +9316

    petition for cody to bring back 'thats cringe'

  • @juliaparker7526
    @juliaparker7526 Před 3 lety +6147

    I am officially rebranding to “a gal who is down cataclysmically”

  • @johnpappa8073
    @johnpappa8073 Před 3 lety +6493

    At this point, his profile pic can be considered catfishing

  • @quinn-ut5lb
    @quinn-ut5lb Před 3 lety +3428

    cody: wants to get a haircut
    *flashback to jeff’s barber shop*

    • @meccawhite9502
      @meccawhite9502 Před 3 lety +51

      probably because we are on lockdown in LA. Looks good longer tbh.

    • @quinn-ut5lb
      @quinn-ut5lb Před 3 lety +27

      @@meccawhite9502 yeah, i personally love his long hair

    • @crystalsnow5046
      @crystalsnow5046 Před 3 lety +10

      Your name I relate so much

    • @codymoena4154
      @codymoena4154 Před 3 lety +13

      Yo my hair was cut 2 days ago what you talking about?

    • @kv7939
      @kv7939 Před 3 lety +12

      He would look like ur pfp during the flashback

  • @casspeck7157
    @casspeck7157 Před 3 lety +1103

    one time a guy i was talking to told me he liked my sweater. i replied “thanks it would look better on your bedroom floor ;)” and he said “oh my rooms freezing though”

    • @lark1153
      @lark1153 Před 3 lety +230

      That's so wholesome 😂😂

    • @21witnokids
      @21witnokids Před 3 lety +119

      he cares💔

    • @jacobhafar538
      @jacobhafar538 Před 3 lety +93

      This is one of those times where I feel like I wouldn’t be that stupid but I also know that’s 100% not true

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ Před 3 lety +6

      sounds like he was Big Joel

    • @deeplake9769
      @deeplake9769 Před 3 lety +14

      Girls who are down bad are a sight for sore eyes (my condolences, however 😂)

  • @purplemusiclover1597
    @purplemusiclover1597 Před 3 lety +6362

    “Again, I’m a small dog” imma use this excuse for everything

  • @aves3901
    @aves3901 Před 3 lety +4194

    his & hers sweats but “do it squirt” and “indeed it do”

  • @saraawagnerr
    @saraawagnerr Před 3 lety +614

    it’s the “i’m sorryyyy” before the sponsored clip for me 😂

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis Před 3 lety +22

      That’s what I said. Like he’s apologizing because he knows we hate listening to ads, and he knows that was a terrible segue.

  • @ChewieCatt
    @ChewieCatt Před 3 lety +1229

    When Sweet Home Alabama started 💀💀

    • @vikggx
      @vikggx Před 3 lety +12

      Its on 69th what should i do
      Biggest dilemma of my life

  • @smhhhana
    @smhhhana Před 3 lety +2889

    "Down bad" is his favorite term now

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +3

      Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r hana

    • @stevencruz978
      @stevencruz978 Před 3 lety +12

      i’m down bad for cody ko

    • @prodohsamuel
      @prodohsamuel Před 3 lety +10

      it just rolls off the tongue so nicely

    • @sqacecloud
      @sqacecloud Před 3 lety +4

      @@AxxLAfriku why are you everywhere

    • @potatospud1597
      @potatospud1597 Před 3 lety +1

      Boy have I got a song for you

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 Před 3 lety +1804

    1:03 “Maybe he’s a Buzzfeed fan”
    Jesus Christ, Cody, he has a family

  • @emilyedmonson3039
    @emilyedmonson3039 Před 3 lety +151

    “Oh neat” guy was already halfway into his next relationship

  • @lildrako7613
    @lildrako7613 Před 3 lety +307

    When cody was acting as the dad and said “do it squirt” I almost swallowed my gum

    • @johannes1679
      @johannes1679 Před 3 lety +21

      Oooh it said gum, i got real confused there for a second

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ Před 3 lety +13

      @@johannes1679 i conceal carry my gun by swallowing it and regurgitating it like a seagull

    • @gltche4840
      @gltche4840 Před 3 lety +8

      @@johannes1679 so either you meant "gun" or another word ending with "-um"

    • @nicole-ve1xq
      @nicole-ve1xq Před 2 lety +1

      @@_ikako_ i laughed too hard at this comment ☹️☹️

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Před 2 lety

      @@johannes1679 this is why we should advocate for gun control. Everyone keeps eating their guns! We need to be able to control the gun so we don’t eat them!

  • @ewokawesome
    @ewokawesome Před 3 lety +3267

    “ I’ve got the hopeful optimism of a puppy” Don’t worry I’m Canadian too it’s normal

    • @nebula541
      @nebula541 Před 3 lety +7

      1k likes and no replies. Guess I'm ✨first✨
      No, I wanted to say: Is actually Cody Canadian??

    • @anaischampignon4455
      @anaischampignon4455 Před 3 lety +6

      @@nebula541 yeah I think he's from Calgary?

    • @mega-egg5808
      @mega-egg5808 Před 3 lety +3

      ok but that's so true

    • @pman8841
      @pman8841 Před 3 lety +10

      Im Canadian and i am not optimistic of puppies, maybe its the different time zones?

    • @babobabo_babo
      @babobabo_babo Před 3 lety +3

      Oscar Cummins

  • @Zjr04
    @Zjr04 Před 3 lety +2962

    The “I’m confused as to why you’re giving this to me” guy was Ajit Pai

    • @vivi7405
      @vivi7405 Před 3 lety +83

      thats how he would reply to a nude

    • @Swayaaa
      @Swayaaa Před 3 lety +14

      @Sisterwillis49 No sister willis

    • @shalev.
      @shalev. Před 3 lety +5

      @Sisterwillis49 yeah

    • @3doomguy
      @3doomguy Před 3 lety +1

      nice call back my g

    • @fourtyklub
      @fourtyklub Před 3 lety

      New vid ! Pledge for 2 HOURS! (Let’s collab Cody Ko!!🔥🔥

  • @noelle9879
    @noelle9879 Před 3 lety +229

    “CHEM TRAILS!?.. THAT SHIT SUCKS😓😡”’
    -Cody Ko, 2021

  • @baja_brody
    @baja_brody Před 3 lety +327

    trucker hat really tied in the whole: “but like, my hot sister”

  • @kaitlynn2469
    @kaitlynn2469 Před 3 lety +1758

    The normal conversation turning sexual is honestly so relatable

    • @shatakshisharma5240
      @shatakshisharma5240 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/DY9vWqEg8-o/video.html

    • @lonwon7502
      @lonwon7502 Před 3 lety +42

      This is hilarious to me because a while back I was messaging this girl and we were just talking about normal shit and my buddy goes “fuck that entire conversation ask what she wants to do when you guys chill” 😂

    • @9syched
      @9syched Před 3 lety +15

      @@lonwon7502 lmaoo now i’m convinced everyone has that one friend

    • @jhvibes3471
      @jhvibes3471 Před 3 lety +21

      In every normal conversation is a seed of hope to get laid

    • @aaryamasingh4067
      @aaryamasingh4067 Před 3 lety +10

      istg 😂😂 this one time i told this guy I don’t want this whole situationship anymore cause yk it’s not really doing anything for me and he goes AND I QUOTE “no more sucking my dick then ?”

  • @aliencafe
    @aliencafe Před 3 lety +2908

    That ugliest date one was cold, and not even in the funny way
    That's just really fuckin sad and I hope that person has someone who appreciates them now :(

    • @kevinlara1295
      @kevinlara1295 Před 3 lety +379

      Its literally so cruel, that would completely shatter any of my confidence. I cant believe anyone would find that funny /^:

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 Před 3 lety +208

      @@kevinlara1295 Plus the dude said he got iced out for his date. As a woman, who can't get a guy to look at her, that sucks

    • @Jackpauler4lyfe
      @Jackpauler4lyfe Před 3 lety +93

      Sure it’s not very funny and is extremely ruthless to do, but I’d be laughing pretty hard if I won the ugliest date award. Maybe just wait for the other dates to show up and then hang out with them to have a dude date instead

    • @Jay-mv5hf
      @Jay-mv5hf Před 3 lety +179

      @@Jackpauler4lyfe I gotta admit, I do like the the bros before hoes attitude. Honestly I hope the guys became friends and had a great time without those mean bitches :(

    • @ashlynnwigenton4555
      @ashlynnwigenton4555 Před 3 lety +8

      Straight up dog fight

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions Před 3 lety +145

    “Ugliest date” that woman better never do well in this world nor her friends.

  • @imeantloveyou5eva
    @imeantloveyou5eva Před 3 lety +251

    i think that “do it squirt?” was from our boy noah cent-a-neeno

    • @juanlargacha1502
      @juanlargacha1502 Před 3 lety +16

      You mean moah cented mayo?

    • @nevaeh9171
      @nevaeh9171 Před 3 lety +12

      @@juanlargacha1502 a youtuber named KennieJD calls him Noah Scent-of-a-woman 😂😂

  • @lezley8465
    @lezley8465 Před 3 lety +5572

    The way Cody handles hate shows he's not a mr struggle

  • @lizlazmccringe2043
    @lizlazmccringe2043 Před 3 lety +1914

    The “sorry” right before the sponsor, it’s okay Cody 😭

  • @Trenton461
    @Trenton461 Před 3 lety +99

    Bro that girl from the tinder pickup line matched with the dude. She swiped right on him and then made fun of his weight. That’s a whole other type of fucked up.

  • @injiyoo7962
    @injiyoo7962 Před 3 lety +112

    Yo the sorority girl is so mean. How did you go to college and still maintain that high school’s mean girl attitude. Sooo childish

  • @sadmermaid
    @sadmermaid Před 3 lety +1450

    Cody sent the pic to his gf as a joke and had to keep the 'joke' going and pursue a comedy career

  • @kayleesnerd
    @kayleesnerd Před 3 lety +1573

    I've come to the conclusion that Cody is literally just a golden retriever.

    • @britann9539
      @britann9539 Před 3 lety +42

      Mr. Peanut butter!!
      Haha no has like a mix between bojack and Mr. Peanutbutter

    • @wyatt4790
      @wyatt4790 Před 3 lety +3

      @@britann9539 perfect

    • @SassyUnicorn86
      @SassyUnicorn86 Před 3 lety +2

      @@britann9539 I came here to say mr peanutbutter!!

    • @NuclearKat
      @NuclearKat Před 3 lety +4

      12:32

    • @britann9539
      @britann9539 Před 3 lety +1

      Haha you guys are the best 🤘

  • @respawn223
    @respawn223 Před 3 lety +80

    I was hanging out with this gal back in my senior year and we'd been talking for a long time, one day we were hanging out she said "You know we'd be the couple that everyone thinks is dating but we're actually best friends." and I casually laughed it off and died inside.

  • @chloeayres5007
    @chloeayres5007 Před 3 lety +274

    one time I hung out with this guy, and I genuinely did not think that we were on a date but maybe he did. Anyway, at the end he held out his hand definitely an invite to hand hold which I didnt register and.... I slapped it. I gave the dude a low five. and directly after I watched his face go to just...Down Bad.

    • @bagofrats3464
      @bagofrats3464 Před 3 lety +12

      Damn

    • @javierfito5077
      @javierfito5077 Před 3 lety +7

      how you end up in a date with out knowing? like you think guys actually want to be your friend?

    • @scrums4748
      @scrums4748 Před 3 lety +37

      @@javierfito5077 so true, i’d never be friends with a woman

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 2 lety +23

      @Keystrokes
      You guys are meanies.

    • @justrusty8399
      @justrusty8399 Před 2 lety +32

      @@javierfito5077 Calm down, Javier

  • @mattmcgrath3959
    @mattmcgrath3959 Před 3 lety +502

    I'm really glad you clarified that "Do it squirt?" Dad and kid segment... I'm was lost for a minute.

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 Před 3 lety +427

    “catastrophically horny” is so funny to me

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 Před 3 lety +16

      When you’re so horny the city is in danger

  • @bellehoke2110
    @bellehoke2110 Před 3 lety +190

    cody has extra dad energy in this one

  • @shanxious
    @shanxious Před 3 lety +549

    Horrible fact, there’s this thing in the military called a dogfight where the guys have a contest to see who can bring the ugliest date and whoever does wins all the money. Pretty sure it’s a marine thing

    • @MaybeBen
      @MaybeBen Před 3 lety +166

      Holy hell imagine being bought as a date and winning

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii Před 3 lety +25

      It is the marine ball.

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 Před 3 lety +253

      That's mean and immature as fuck

    • @Jay-mv5hf
      @Jay-mv5hf Před 3 lety +170

      Another reason why marines ain’t shit

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 Před 3 lety +10

      Theres a musical about this :D

  • @flibbittygibbitt
    @flibbittygibbitt Před 3 lety +3986

    Cody lookin' like a trucker gamer.

  • @Blue-bn8px
    @Blue-bn8px Před 3 lety +436

    That joke about “do it squirt” and making a parallel to a dad talking to his kid got hella dicey. Had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @devhope1128
      @devhope1128 Před 3 lety +49

      I WAS LITERALLY SO CONCERNED AND THEN HE CLARIFIED AND I WAS LIKE “oh thank god”

    • @softsoultarot1591
      @softsoultarot1591 Před 3 lety +5

      LOL RIGHT

  • @quinnarnold8733
    @quinnarnold8733 Před 3 lety +30

    I think ones who are really down are the ones who get on a dating app specifically to be rude to people. What a sad existence.

  • @MariaClara-pj2yq
    @MariaClara-pj2yq Před 2 lety +56

    Once I messaged a boy that I was going out with saying that my presentation went great and I was happy. Was just trying to make conversation, develop the relationship a little bit you know. And then he responded with: I don't think you meant to send that to me.
    I was down kinda bad.

  • @duncanm8263
    @duncanm8263 Před 3 lety +1549

    Cody definitely spilled a gallon of milk in the background

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist Před 3 lety +25

      I think it's a fake animal pelt rug. Lol Or at least I hope it's fake...

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 Před 3 lety +52

      @@thecoleopterist It is not profitable to keep cows just for their pelts, as you have to wait a while for them to grow big enough and then you get just one product off of them. Most cowhides are byproducts of the meat or milk industry. Don’t you think it is better to use all parts of an animal if you’re going to kill it? That way, less goes to waste. It’s a life, after all.

    • @parkerlee1407
      @parkerlee1407 Před 3 lety +32

      @@catsplat1272 I think her point was that she wished it wouldn't killed in the first place.

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist Před 3 lety +26

      @@catsplat1272 no no no. I completely agree with what you are saying, Furs and leather are great when they are being used for an actual purpose. I certainly don't mind killing animals and keeping their fur as long as the meat is used in a way that is not wasteful. I'm 90% sure his rug is fake anyways. I just don't see the appeal now days of having a rug made of an actual animal skin, especially if you didn't kill it yourself. The rug doesn't have any actual function besides decoration. Whatever. I'm not interested in starting any sort of argument. This subject came up because of a blurry rug in the background of a video made by a social media influencer at the end of the day.

    • @ninawald
      @ninawald Před 3 lety +1

      Epic chungus moment 🥴

  • @jamietarttenthusiast
    @jamietarttenthusiast Před 3 lety +2026

    Cody hiding his hair in this video to minimize people telling him to cut it

    • @taurez_98
      @taurez_98 Před 3 lety +22

      Or that it’s greasy 😂😂😂

    • @breadbox3935
      @breadbox3935 Před 3 lety +60

      Now he just looks like a truck driver from the south

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz Před 3 lety +9

      Or donate some for Noel.

    • @redox6548
      @redox6548 Před 3 lety +3

      Idk about y'all but he's looking fresh as hell in that 5 minutes craft pizza video

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz Před 3 lety +3

      @@redox6548 What looks good .. Cody’s mullet or Noel’s “Make A Wish kid” look ?

  • @drumptruck6268
    @drumptruck6268 Před 3 lety +37

    "do it squirt" is just the older, hornier brother of "delete it fat" and I think that's great

  • @Bri-up8ms
    @Bri-up8ms Před 3 lety +50

    Cody looks like his name is tucker and he works at my local gas station.

  • @samar8357
    @samar8357 Před 3 lety +733

    cody has permanently added ‘down bad’ to his frat boy dictionary

    • @braydenkelley9938
      @braydenkelley9938 Před 3 lety +6

      love the pfp

    • @samar8357
      @samar8357 Před 3 lety

      @Caroline Sherman harryyyyyy

    • @samar8357
      @samar8357 Před 3 lety

      @@braydenkelley9938 i see another cody/harry stan 😁💪 taste

    • @braydenkelley9938
      @braydenkelley9938 Před 3 lety

      @@samar8357 i’m not just a harrie but an ot5 and louis stan as well😌

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ Před 3 lety

      frat grandpa i think you mean

  • @BombShot
    @BombShot Před 3 lety +3065

    Cody looks like he should be wearing a tee with the arms cut-off, and be confidently saying racially insensitive things to me at the local gas station.

    • @Prissyde
      @Prissyde Před 3 lety +140

      LMAOO it’s the damn mullet.

    • @BombShot
      @BombShot Před 3 lety +208

      ​@@Prissyde ik but also its the hat too and the something about the way hes making faces, just got flashbacks to working at the gas station and random truckers coming in and saying some dumb stuff like
      "Its a good livin driving trucks but sometimes I'm worried that those damn *insert literally any race other than white here* are gonna mess up and run me off the road. He he ya know what I'm sayin boy?"

    • @almoalmoalmoalmo
      @almoalmoalmoalmo Před 3 lety +2

      Accurate

    • @nathan-lu5ir
      @nathan-lu5ir Před 3 lety +8

      @@BombShot LMAO 😭

    • @katherine1181
      @katherine1181 Před 3 lety +43

      nah, we know our short king is too woke for that.

  • @cloakeddisguise2105
    @cloakeddisguise2105 Před 3 lety +21

    "I trust everyone. I like to think everything is real and is not meant to hurt me". I hope he doesn't look at the flat earthers

  • @paraiax4341
    @paraiax4341 Před 3 lety +6

    I've heard of the ugliest date contest. They use to call it hogging when I was younger. I never participated but it was to see which guy would sleep with the ugliest girl. They would all pool money and who ever won would win the pot of money. Absolutely disgusting, I really hope none of those woman found out.

  • @dianaplace93
    @dianaplace93 Před 3 lety +901

    Asked a guy to come over and he responded “that’s a very kind invitation.” thought I was gonna pass away right then and there✨

    • @arielafina
      @arielafina Před 3 lety +46

      Oof I felt my stomach twist from secondhand pain.

    • @rapa2894
      @rapa2894 Před 3 lety +17

      Oooh girl

    • @slyky224
      @slyky224 Před 3 lety +6

      Ask me, I think you’ll love my answer

    • @runnit5863
      @runnit5863 Před 3 lety +130

      @@slyky224 you’re down dreadful

    • @lordshaxxophone2606
      @lordshaxxophone2606 Před 3 lety +64

      @@runnit5863 Down horrendous

  • @WreckSpecks
    @WreckSpecks Před 3 lety +2576

    To the dude who had a srat girl bring him as an ugly date, she doesn’t deserve you king. Keep your head up so the crown doesn’t fall 👌🏻

    • @Tayl0r_
      @Tayl0r_ Před 3 lety +160

      Such a typical “sorority gurl” thing to do sadly.

    • @saprogeist31
      @saprogeist31 Před 3 lety +75

      I'm with Garrett. That's a fucked up thing to do.

    • @speedysnake1401
      @speedysnake1401 Před 3 lety +50

      @@Tayl0r_ Is that really typical? I find it to be an evil thing to do. I couldn't imagine guys doing this to a girl (though it probably happens)

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 Před 3 lety +37

      Eat the rich

    • @sophrose821
      @sophrose821 Před 3 lety +13

      kind of like dinner for schmucks : (

  • @LauraraRose
    @LauraraRose Před 3 lety +20

    “Do it, squirt!” Had me rolling

  • @kayliesullivan4069
    @kayliesullivan4069 Před 3 lety +28

    my bf saw the thumbnail and immediately said “wayne’s world” take what you want from that

    • @psychotropicstate
      @psychotropicstate Před 3 lety

      I was watching the podcast the other day and out of my peripheral all I could see was Wayne

  • @johnvarvatos5654
    @johnvarvatos5654 Před 3 lety +816

    “Down bad” is the new “frictionless”

  • @killiancorless6192
    @killiancorless6192 Před 3 lety +962

    i wonder if Cody is just doing this down bad series to eventually confess that these are all his DMs

    • @zeecaptainz
      @zeecaptainz Před 3 lety +15

      The only one i'd believe is about himself is the lesbian match inviting him to the sorority party

    • @sarahluqman3033
      @sarahluqman3033 Před 3 lety +5

      @@zeecaptainz bro what ? Cody is too attractive for this lmaooo

  • @eve8082
    @eve8082 Před 3 lety +15

    Please sweatpants that say “oh neat” would be everything

  • @theabsoluteworst1882
    @theabsoluteworst1882 Před 3 lety +12

    In middle school I heard these guys were competing to see who could get the lamest/ugliest girl to dance with them. I was in 6th grade at the time. This eighth grader can up to me, all his friends surrounded me in a circle, and he came through it to ask me if I wanted to dance. :’)
    So yeah I went and cried in the bathroom after that.

  • @deniz-nn9bz
    @deniz-nn9bz Před 3 lety +1042

    “im doing hot girl shit”
    binging on cody ko videos for 3 hours straight until a new video notification comes up and you go watch the new one

    • @poemsbypoetry
      @poemsbypoetry Před 3 lety +44

      Fuck being good I'm a bad bitch 😎

    • @scarmo06
      @scarmo06 Před 3 lety +7

      LMAO NO JOKE 💀

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 Před 3 lety +13

      I'm a savage. Classy, boujee, ratchet.

    • @troy8423
      @troy8423 Před 3 lety +1

      Sounds like you’re doing lazy person shit

    • @deniz-nn9bz
      @deniz-nn9bz Před 3 lety +28

      @@troy8423 sounds like you’re taking things way too seriously 💀

  • @dxhyunjin
    @dxhyunjin Před 3 lety +1971

    Out of all these, Cody’s shirtless mirror pic was the saddest

    • @kathryn8467
      @kathryn8467 Před 3 lety +186

      nah the sorority ugly date one almost made me tear up a little

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 Před 3 lety +185

      bro if someone responded with “ew i hope this is a joke” to a sexy pic i sent i would kms

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia Před 3 lety +64

      @@oliveraddison6143 legit lol imagine building the confidence first and foremost for that and getting that kind of response

    • @xiRePeNTx
      @xiRePeNTx Před 3 lety +12

      Not as sad as the existence of K-pop Stan's tho .

    • @leac9569
      @leac9569 Před 3 lety +7

      Fr that made me so sad omg

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp Před 2 lety +8

    6:46 this has happened to me. We even called it a date when we made the plans. It hurt like hell because she was absolutely the most adorable and sweet person I've ever met, dorky, smart, relaxed, introverted like me. Absolutely everything I look for in a partner.

  • @caitlinchard2301
    @caitlinchard2301 Před 3 lety +13

    The do it squirt thing ended me I’m still laughing

  • @RayhartTwins
    @RayhartTwins Před 3 lety +6116

    Next video: Trucker hat tier list

  • @katrineberg2682
    @katrineberg2682 Před 3 lety +393

    The 'Sweet Home Alabama" song intro playing when he said 'you're like my hot sister' was genius i love it

  • @lygiabird6988
    @lygiabird6988 Před 3 lety +26

    Cody should have a southern accent, it looks like.

  • @lauriewilley5312
    @lauriewilley5312 Před 3 lety +13

    We need the “do it squirt?” Merch

  • @camille0826
    @camille0826 Před 3 lety +4526

    Ugh a 14.19 minute long video talking about something I would have easily read on a Times New Roman 12 point font thesis paper🙄 come on Cody do better

    • @5frogfrenzy
      @5frogfrenzy Před 3 lety +218

      1inch margins, MLA format

    • @sambajuice8758
      @sambajuice8758 Před 3 lety +152

      double spaced doe?

    • @waynejohnson1786
      @waynejohnson1786 Před 3 lety +178

      Why aren't more CZcamsrs writing articles instead of making videos?! I've been saying this for years, come on people. Columnists are way more successful than CZcamsrs.

    • @boostedsurv1019
      @boostedsurv1019 Před 3 lety +24

      14.316..., learn to use decimals

    • @swaggytoast5242
      @swaggytoast5242 Před 3 lety +7

      women aren't funny. you recycled this joke from the start of this video. also doesn't make sense that it would be a "thesis paper". you made a worse version of a joke that everyone who watched at least part of the video already had heard

  • @emmaloorose
    @emmaloorose Před 3 lety +2036

    i’ve never considered buying merch until cody said “do it squirt” but on sweatpants I WANT THOSE SO BADLY

    • @liamelliott3622
      @liamelliott3622 Před 3 lety +24

      "find out after this short break"

    • @me0w_grav3s
      @me0w_grav3s Před 3 lety +28

      @@liamelliott3622 ah fuck it’s a honey sponsor again

    • @lx4302
      @lx4302 Před 3 lety

      No

    • @X1ZR
      @X1ZR Před 3 lety +1

      Emma Rose do it squirt tho?

  • @izstrella
    @izstrella Před 2 lety +15

    3:48 • “I’m a small dog”
    ...Did Cody just call himself a ‘little bitch’?

  • @totalkatastrophe
    @totalkatastrophe Před 5 měsíci +3

    1:29 most relatable thing anyone has ever said, ever 😭

  • @zaccds
    @zaccds Před 3 lety +1296

    The term "down bad" sounds like a translation error.

    • @Sillylittletotebagqueen
      @Sillylittletotebagqueen Před 3 lety +60

      It’s AAVE as most popular phrases are

    • @Jerry_Bean
      @Jerry_Bean Před 3 lety +1

      Down bad is a sing by dreamville

    • @yvannab.1260
      @yvannab.1260 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Jerry_Bean It’s AAVE (African American Vernacular English)

    • @Jerry_Bean
      @Jerry_Bean Před 3 lety +1

      @@yvannab.1260 don't know what that means but aight

    • @ameliedelarebranch2316
      @ameliedelarebranch2316 Před 3 lety +2

      the ethnic young lady was letting you know where the term originated from

  • @selina9474
    @selina9474 Před 3 lety +894

    I hate how nowadays everyone is immediately screaming "fake" at everything, like I'm enjoying a video or whatever but as soon as I see those comments my mood is ✨ruined✨ idgaf if it's fake I just want to enjoy some silly videos damn

    • @kinvarar5236
      @kinvarar5236 Před 3 lety +76

      Yeeeeeeessssss, for fucks sake. Everyone is the fucken realness police all of a sudden

    • @adamburgers
      @adamburgers Před 3 lety +62

      Like, these same people enjoy movies and tv shows right? Turns out, THEY'RE ALL FAKE?!?!

    • @peachepanda4484
      @peachepanda4484 Před 3 lety +1

      I feel you!!!

    • @NotAdultingToday
      @NotAdultingToday Před 3 lety +28

      Especially this year. Let me watch dumb shit.

    • @steggyweggy
      @steggyweggy Před 3 lety +39

      Even if it is fake, it’s better to just pretend it’s real for the jokes. Just because something is fake doesn’t mean it should stop being funny. We laugh at jokes in superhero movies and nobody complains about them being fake.
      Also this reminds me of a joke by the Randy puppet comedian so I recommend you all watch his special on his CZcams. The story he tells is worth the whole hour special
      Edit: the special is called Randy writes a book and the story but is called Randy buys a bookshelf on gumtree

  • @milagromb42
    @milagromb42 Před 3 lety +7

    Honestly love how he just slides right into the sponsorship

  • @jakeworm4178
    @jakeworm4178 Před 3 lety +32

    Sweet home Alabama playing when he hints at incest is top tier comedy

  • @larissabug98
    @larissabug98 Před 3 lety +670

    cody when he gets a brand deal: hey sorry lol

  • @bananan00b007
    @bananan00b007 Před 3 lety +579

    That “do it squirt” joke he did really had me worried in the set up lmaooo

  • @brandon0109
    @brandon0109 Před 3 lety +8

    The sweet home Alabama rift had me in tears

  • @butidontwantone5149
    @butidontwantone5149 Před 3 lety +2

    Wow, so validating in a way I was not expecting lol. I have always been one who has been very trusting too who also enjoys fantasy novels etc a lot.. so believing things I shouldn't has been a thing for me too lol. Nice to hear I'm not alone!

  • @griffinstopsign
    @griffinstopsign Před 3 lety +791

    no joke, i know for a fact people would buy the "do it squirt?" sweatpants. i wouldnt, but people would

  • @JennaEmbers
    @JennaEmbers Před 3 lety +14561

    Ok but I actually like the trucker hat and long hair vibe on Cody what is happening

    • @paige3858
      @paige3858 Před 3 lety +154

      PLEASE 😭😭✋

    • @Cajj1004
      @Cajj1004 Před 3 lety +368

      He’s such a handsome old man🧡🧡😉😉

    • @alextimemit9454
      @alextimemit9454 Před 3 lety +151

      Hockey flow

    • @yousauce7451
      @yousauce7451 Před 3 lety +82

      You're wrong.

    • @Gravlti
      @Gravlti Před 3 lety +116

      Next time we see him he gonna be blastin bohemian rapsody from his cars speakers

  • @joselizama108
    @joselizama108 Před 3 lety +2

    Happy New Year. Thanks for all the great content you always make.

  • @flimcowramzow
    @flimcowramzow Před 3 lety +1

    this video is better quality than most of the stuff youve been posting just in the first 5 minutes. theres no forced jokes. the jokes that do come out are more relaxed, and have a natural flow about them.

  • @muscleloy5172
    @muscleloy5172 Před 3 lety +858

    “...seconds ago” hits different

  • @emmyj365
    @emmyj365 Před 3 lety +455

    the “do it squirt” bit was hilarious nice job cody

    • @sanjulkapoor6637
      @sanjulkapoor6637 Před 3 lety +3

      IKR JDJDHDJDJSH

    • @richmond3083
      @richmond3083 Před 3 lety +23

      I was kind of horrified and then he explained it and I felt so stupid that was so good

    • @yasaiaisa8363
      @yasaiaisa8363 Před 3 lety +6

      This comment sounds kinda patronising, like a parent to their annoying kid.
      But I do agree that the bit was fire tho

    • @izzyme989
      @izzyme989 Před 3 lety +1

      Loved it

    • @bellabrainrot3348
      @bellabrainrot3348 Před 3 lety

      @mono mezzo Neat

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 Před 3 lety +23

    Between the trucker hat and the moustache, it feels like we’re unlocking a new Cody skin every season.

  • @willmccarten
    @willmccarten Před 3 lety

    Cody you are the only person I consistently watch do the full ad read

  • @bensesler113
    @bensesler113 Před 3 lety +326

    The backend tech developer jokes will never get old

  • @joanamarques6184
    @joanamarques6184 Před 3 lety +144

    “Ew I hope his was a joke” hit so hard.... 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @kay-leighlewis9322
      @kay-leighlewis9322 Před 3 lety +1

      Bro the pain I felt, still trying to process it, might need to take a lap

  • @zed9496
    @zed9496 Před 3 lety +15

    Fallen Media after creating Cody: Business is booming!

  • @graciasvicky
    @graciasvicky Před 3 lety

    It’s really nice to see you have a heart, moving to Canada asap

  • @johanmaisonneuve9936
    @johanmaisonneuve9936 Před 3 lety +235

    Cody now has to say sorry everytime he gets a sponsor.

  • @octothulhu
    @octothulhu Před 3 lety +864

    Why does Cody look like he’s about to say “EXCELLENT” any second

  • @petecohen6496
    @petecohen6496 Před 3 lety +4

    Me and Cody Ko are basically the same person. He gets hate which negates all the love he gets and I get nothing which equals the same.

  • @quietriot9910
    @quietriot9910 Před měsícem +1

    the text about the "contest for ugliest date" was also on an episode of family matters, with Urkel. People use tv show plots as real life.

  • @noegonzalez2828
    @noegonzalez2828 Před 3 lety +275

    "Oh neat" sounds like something Mr. Rogers would say.

  • @anon3384
    @anon3384 Před 3 lety +468

    If Cody keeps wearing those hats I’m literally going to think he became a trucker

    • @riveralatoia9198
      @riveralatoia9198 Před 3 lety +6

      He did

    • @ciphermkiii
      @ciphermkiii Před 3 lety +6

      And that is perfectly fine!

    • @cisco8202
      @cisco8202 Před 3 lety +1

      wait is he not already a trucker on the weekends? i was surely convinced

  • @pratik.7599
    @pratik.7599 Před 3 lety +17

    'cataclysmically?' learned something new today, this should've blown up instead of frictionless