Dudes who are down bad.
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couldn’t even get the first sentence out
it’s embarrassing 😪💔
Yeah it really doesnt help with the old jokes 😂
@@aperson6746 I mean he’s not that old he still has a few years left
Today we're going to look at some dudes. Is a funny opening
He was down bad
“Hey sorry lol”
that’s about my level of confidence in a nutshell.
hey i think you're really pretty we should talk more!
@@tn15_ hey no
@@rorywhelan_ hey I think you're really pretty we should talk more
@@dylan7476 hey no
@@jasontodd8811 hey I think you're really pretty we should talk more!
Can’t get rejected if you never ask 🤙🏼
Yuppppp
"Yeah, this is big brain time"
Yessir
Lmao yeppppp
Bruh
Once I texted a girl asking to hang out and she responded I have a boyfriend and I said oh nice me too. Sounds like up good to me
👏
naaa that's actually down bad.
Did this once in person, completely on accident and I wanted to kill myself
my man, you are king!
what does "Sounds like up good to me" mean
“this corona thing is wild” is the new “the weather is crazy”
hey i think you're really pretty we should talk more!
@@tn15_ hey no!
@@juliahebert1973 okay no worries
@@tn15_ Maybe keep trying a few times throughout the next 3 years. 🙁
@@juliahebert1973 hey i think you're really pretty we should talk more!
“Leaking my DMs for 10 minutes straight”
Hey sorry lol
Hey sorry lol
hey sorry lol
Hey sorry lol
Hey sorry lol
I feel like every girl has to deal with that one dude who says “hey” every couple months for YEARS.
The true punishment for Eve eating that apple
they’re always so crusty...
@@nic_aya What does this mean? Are they deep fried?
Yeah..... Yeah
@@hollyh8740 don't blame Eve for that. Men are *actually* responsible for their actions.
"Can I come?" guy wins
he's the kind of dude who picks weird dialog choices just to see how NPCs react but in real life. True fearlessness amid absurdity.
Ended up laughing for 3 or 4 minutes straight uncontrollably from that one
you can be fearless when you got all energy on you that makes you confident, when you pretend to be fearless it leads to second hand embarrassment
That man is an Emporer
oh shit as an autistic person you just helped me understand something about why i suck at having a social life... i had some great laughs though
He inspires me
The one with the 5’7” guy hit a little too close to home for Cody
Ok John
Short kiiings
Most of my exes were at or under 5'11. All very funny and they KNEW WHAT TO DO! My button certainly got smashed. Taller dudes I hooked up with... nah. Not my first second or third choice lol.
I always wondered how tall Cody is 😂
@@imnotaregularmomimacoolmom6069 3”8
The Panda Express chick definitely rejected that guy and said “Damn now I really want Panda”
IDC that's pure comedy right there. If I was that guy I'd screenshot it and send it back to her with a "🤷🏻" emoji
the situation actually put her in the mood for it
It's so beautiful
@@ChivasBarcelonaMex that would definitely not be a good or funny move lmao
my friend broke up w her boyfriend over text while he was working at wawa and when she was done we went there to get food lmao
cody’s hair makes him look like he helped sign the declaration of independence
This is the rarest insult I've ever heard
probably did
@@gazza1922 lmfao oh my god
He probably did seeing how old he is.
Or like he's about to try to beat Nicolas Cage to stealing it.
Hey sorry lol
Bruh
Bro
ayyyyy
Hey sorry lol
MOIST AGRESSIVE OMEN IN DMS
“That guy is not down bad, he is just fucking insane” gold
He's an absolute legend no Ls 😤😤
Yeah I fucking died when he said that then he was like "and I respect it"🤣🤣🤣
"Let me tag along" had me dead
That was cringey of her to bring up her "dick appointment" instead of just saying no thanks, how was he supposed to respond to that?
He handled it like a king, totally acceptable response IMO
@@codyh9155 tru
Cody: Today we are going to look at some dudes....
*hysterically laughs*
well spotted
when did that happen i think i missed it
@@Antall18 where
Wow did we watch the same video? That’s wildddddd
😂
Those “hey” “hi” “how are you” “hey beautiful” messages every few months over the span of a few years is actually extremely common for women. Even if you politely let them know you’re not interested and they act like they understand, another month later they’re back at it with the same messages again.
BUMP THIS !! 🙏🏼🙏🏼
I fucking know, I’m not a lass myself but I’ve got a fair few lass mates who always say this, honestly you lot just need to be honest and tell them to fuck off if they don’t get the hint the first time, or better yet just block them, stop feeling sorry for these weirdos
it's so creepy this guy who I turned down on Google Hangouts is practically talking to himself I rejected him in 2019 and this shit wont stop
@@tyrontwigs8425 dang I would just block him
@@virgin148 they won't ever block them. Why? They just love the attention and ego boosting too much, pretty simple
Have Cody Ko and Kurtis Connor ever collabed? They are literally each other’s other half look at their initials k.c and c.k...they complete each other
Omg yes
Me reading this beautiful piece of information: * gasp* The initials
👀you're onto something
kody conor
They both have white Disney channel mc names
Cody looks like he could be Kurtis’ older brother
Him: "this corona thing is wild"
Her: "yeah I just caught it unfortunately"
Him: "damn without me? ahaha ;)"
Dude, this made me laugh so hard. Turned my day around, so thank you!
THIS IS GOLD
Face palm
"But like what would you do if I was there ;)"
Every guy 😭😭😭
I love how Cody didn't move his chair out of the shot of him screaming in the corner
This was the genius of it, I pictured him testing the shot
cinematic mastermind
spoiler alert man what the heck now I gotta watch a different video
that scream had me dying tho hahahaha
It added character
“hah yup” personally attacked me. i felt it in my fucking veins
This
"Can I come?" guy wasn't sad. He was hilarious.
Down Bad with Mr. Struggle
yes
I saw one that said
“Hey how tall are you?”
“5’7 when I stand up straight”
“Aw that’s so cute, you could be my little brother, I just wanna push you around in a stroller”
This hurts me
I’m 5 7 😭
Poor guy lol
🙄🙄🙄 people are so obnoxious about height
There's no way that could be real, I pray that it's not 😂
That short king rejection was BRUTAL 😂☠️
Hey maybe her friend really was stuck in the airport
:'((
@@michelleobamafootcream9292 Suuuuuure... 😅😂😂
that one was actually sad, all us short kings felt that 😩
He's not even short tho x
I'm going to start every single conversation with, "hey sorry lol"
It’s a winning conversion starter ngl
I think this should be the universal convo starter when you need a favour from the other person
You don’t already?
Hey sorry lol but can i use this too?
Honestly I think everyone should. I consider it a burden every time someone has the audacity to talk to me.
this guy in my dms just kept saying "hi, how are you?" until he eventually just sent the word "feet" idk
got these girls in my dms just sending "hi" and then flippin out when I dont reply after 5 years
F E E T
NOW
@@likemysnopp i feel like u lyin for some reason 😂😂😂
@@duboisfrancois5697 this corona thing is getting wild huh
I genuinely respect the photography guy. He maintained friendliness and still went through with his offer and did something nice for the chick (and her boyfriend) anyway. Like legit, that's so cool and wholesome!
For real, I respect that he kept his word. His mistake was making such a big promise lightly, but once he said it, I think following thru was the right thing to do.
I think “Hey no” was the merciful approach, she put him out of his misery nice and quick
The only response is “only if you bring your hot friends too”
Nah cause then if she does your gonna be posted up like 🧍♂️ 🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️
@@pittsburghbeast1455 that’s exactly what would happen lmao
Idk man, that kinda sounds lame. Using the same burn, like a quick "Y-you too" in middle school when someone says a yo mama joke.
@@pittsburghbeast1455 sounds like a win to me
@@vidzeerox I mean the guy’s already at rock bottom, might as well try and get something out of it.
TMG's next song is gonna be "Down Bad" calling it
That's already a song. And I doubt it'll top all of Dreamville's version. Maybe a Hey sorry lol song.
OMG THAT WOULD BE GREAT
Down bad feat. JID
@@raysilvestre2554 JID is underrated
@@amildlydisappointingsalad6058 fr never thought he'd be getting love on a cody ko video of all places lol
I would pay all the money in the world for a CodyKo T-Shirt that just said "Hey sorry lol"
this comment made me laugh aloud.
YESSSSS
T Gctr
“today we are gonna look at some dudes w- HGAGAGAGAG... today we are gonnna look at some dudes who are down bad.”
Why did that even happen?
@@limerysmouse6005 Cause it sounded like he was gonna thirst over guys lol
"hey sorry lol" is how I respond to people's messages after coming out a 2 week depression where I ghosted everyone
Forgetting that the most cherished people in your life exist doesn't sound like something that would happen... until it does... constantly. Like "Hey, I know it's been like a month, how was your job interview?" Lmao.
I don't got anything funny or insightful to say, I just wanted to mention that this is the most genuinely relatable shit I've read in the last five years of my life
i’m so guilty of this
Same, bro. Except mine's more like having a small panic attack every time my phone makes a sound for a year or two, then having an awkward conversation about what I've been up to with everybody after someone dies, and I'm at the funeral or a baby shower; and I have to try to make up things that don't sound as bad as, "I watch youtube videos all day, and play video games when I have the energy to actually do something that I enjoy", like, "Yeah, just doing some independent study before I go back to college.". Know what I mean?
I have a somewhat similar issue. I’m not entirely sure how to approach it since it’s been a while and I feel bad about not responding so I just keep pushing it off.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Whaat!?
Doctor: Hey sorry lol.
See You Space Cowboy
Haaaahahaaa fjdhkshdbdskjs
The one where the dude took pics of her and her boyfriend is the worst by far. I’d just ghost her after the message where she brings up her boyfriend.
That dude was down terrible 😂
@@Walamonga1313 dude was down way beyond that. He’s down cataclysmic 💀💀💀
he played himself, by offering to do it for free.
@@neskec90 Not really, he could have just freaking ghosted her. Why in gods name did he take pictures of her and her boyfriend for free? The internet has turned men into the most pathetic simps I swear.
@@menthols4625 why blaming the internet, thou? its his fault
‘can i come’ dude was just like ‘joke’s on you i’m into that shit’ and i kinda respect it
Me who is down bad: Wow these guys are pathetic.
youre alright man, dont worry :)
Hey sorry lol
Lmfao me too I’m the world’s biggest simp I swear to god. It’s just for one guy tho, and he keeps giving me mixed signals so I just keep trying 😎 I hate myself
@@shannonmorehead9676 imma put you on game just be straight forward he might be dancing around it since he doesn’t know if you with it or just playing so be direct he’ll appreciate it
@@shannonmorehead9676 just don’t waste your time on him
Every girl has a guy in her dms sending her “hey” an uncomfortable amount of times without any response....it’s just a known fact
very true
Im a dude and I have that as well...
@1.v 1 Same 😂
I do.... and I’m a guy.
Fr none of them had any game I’m dead
as a 5'7" dude, I poured one out for that dude in the last one. It's rough for us short kings.
Just want you to know that 5’7” is a great height and you should be confident 💜✨
Pouring one for the homie. Horizontally, we all the same ✊😔
that’s not even short bro I’m 4’11 and anywhere from 5’5+ is exceptionally tall to me (here to support short kings)
@@invaderjay I'm a girl who refuses to date tall dudes, we gotta be good allies for the short kings
Lol Keep up the good fight I'm 5'5
"If you DM someone and they don't even read it, forget they exist."
Best piece of advice from any CZcamsr right there.
cody blurred out the names so we shouldn’t know it was him. cody, we all know. it’s ok.
The last dud being 5’7 really gave it away
no it’s not
@@veecudi it’s a joke lol
@@arfbark i know that ☠️
Hey sorry lol
“Down bad” is just depressive horniness
What a beautiful sentiment
I’m half of that but which half
“Can I come?” Chaotic Neutral in action.
7:32 “this guys fucking insane and I respect it” language of the gods.
cody really felt that "you can introduce me to your hot friends". one too many girls asked to be introduced to noel lmao
Sam*
*spock
I feel like its the other way around though. like cody is more “conventionally” attractive so I feel like noel had to deal with people wanting to get with cody a lot
@@xanderkai6353 cody?? CONVENTIONALLY TO WHOM?? Like he is attractive but noel is indisputably more attractive
Nah bruh Noel got them eyessss 😩😩. I’m a straight dude btw
"Hey sorry lol" my mans out here down horrendous
lol
to this day cody saying “today we’re gonna look at some dudes” and his pure laughter can automatically put a smile on my face 😂
The dude who got asked his height should have just ghosted her.
Answering honestly when a girl asked him his height makes him braver than any troop
short kings > us marines
Dudes who are down bad? Sounds like Mr. Struggle.
I liked this immediately on reading it... but then saw it had 69 likes so I had to unlike
jesus christ when are people gonna let this joke go? it’s not even funny anymore
@@assmilk9674 its just a callback bro lol.
didnt know this vid was about you bro
he’s old, he has memory loss
Woah roasted
BOOM ROASTED
FAX my guy is about to be 30 OK BOOMER
My god this pained me. Like, those girls definitely knew what they were doing... they knew 😂 ( I feel bad for those guys lol)
Don't be down bad that's about the equivalent of being a Mr Struggle
Me erasing Cody from my brain cuz he never read a dm I sent him once.
"I don't care about height how tall are you?"
"5'7""
*Left on read*
Then you know the girl wasn’t the one!
@@victoriab4123 this part
I genuinely got so upset lmao, where is this man so we could watch a movie 🥺
If height comes before personality for her, u dodged a bullet babe.
Pain
“I’m a sapiosexual so we wouldn’t work anyway. Owned. Anyway, later” AAAAAAAAAAA-
btw it means to be attracted to intelligence
@@iamthechosenone2347 I'm gonna have to remember that line lol
@@iamthechosenone2347 isn’t that just??? what most people are attracted to?? or a preference?
@@sophieschwartz9976 "i passed the bar" is the line that gets the woman
@@sophieschwartz9976 yeah that's why it's so ridiculous lol
To be fair, Panda Express is the “Chinese” food equivalent of Taco Bell.
Omg yeah😅
"Down bad" sounds like something a toddler or cave man would say to describe negative emotion
cody: “today we’re gonna look at some dudes”
me: “well alright”
Hey sorry lol
That Greek food one reminded me of when I was working with this really cute Greek guy and was trying to hit on him... he was telling me how good Greek food is and I told him I'd never had any. I later got recommendations for the best Greek places in the area. I later asked what day he was off and it happened to be my day off too. I told him I wanted to go visit the restaurants that had been recommended to me and he texted "that's cool, let me know how they are!" I tried again a different time by asking when he had a day off and inviting him to a free muay thai class because he was active and liked martial arts. Turned down. Happy ending to the story though. Months later he texted me wanting to hang out and I ignored it until the end of the night when I texted him back. He wanted to hang out the next day to catch up since we hadn't seen each other in a while. We went to get a drink at bar near our old job and then just ended up hanging out every day after that. Turns out he had been crushing on me the whole time too, but was so nervous that he didn't even realize I was flirting with him and asking him out. Now we're getting married.
Now this puts a smile on my face :)
This is so wholesome i love it
God I’ve seen what you’ve done for others...
This is awesome and wholesome
"Months later he texted me wanting to hang out and I ignored it until the end of the night when I texted him back." - women and their casual, petty, mind games.
Stuff like this is usually why I keep my interactions on a surface level. I'm depressed as is, don't need this to push me off the edge.
"hey"
"hi"
"how are you"
"what's up"
"hiya"
my 13 year old self texting my own email be like
Drinking game: every time Cody pushes his hair back you do a shot
See you in detox
LMAOOO
Dude needs a headband
It's so well conditioned it never gets tangled!
That 5’7 one killed ol Codes, I’m sure he’s got that a time or two being 5’5.. 🥺
When a girl says “I’m busy” or uses another excuse without expressing a desire to hang out in the future, that’s the nice way of saying “I’m not interested.”
Take the giant glaring hint fellas.
i was hoping he’d react to the one where the girl went “down bad” and the guy replied “bark bark woof woof🐶🐶” 💀
LMAOO that one was the first one i ever saw from the account, that was hilarious
If she doesn’t want you because of your height she ain’t the one. Stay strong short kings❤️
facts
Faxx
You’re like 5’6 shut up
@@torievans4077 you dont have to be insecure about your height man it's ok to be short :)
Genuinely never had a girl tell me I'm too short and I'm 5'5"...
WHY WOULD HE TAKE THE PICTURES OF THE GIRL AND HER BOYFRIEND?
because hes down horrible
good opportunity for him to go "women shoot for free, men costs double"
@@storm0fnova Sigma grindset.
One time I had a crush on this dude and I was in a project with him and it was when I was finishing college online and so it was virtual and I was like "oh yeah I'm struggling with these lesson plans lol wanna go out for coffee and work on them?" And this guy said "I'm busy but we can do a teams meeting" BRUH. I WAS DOWN BAD
The “can i come?” guy is my hero
Lmao every girl has the “hey” “hey” “hi” “hey sorry lol” message thread in their inbox AT LEAST once
yup, in that exact order
Yeah men wish that was the case
@@axelw7323 haha girls don’t have the balls to keep trying after we get ignored/rejected that’s the only reason
Women dont even try anymore. Too scared to be rejected, too much ego to be honest.
@@malibuice650 I believe it lol
I've said it before I'll say it again. This guy just gets it. It's like having someone read my mind as i watch. He just repeats exactly what I'd say. Haha the last one with the airport was to sad. No message in-between so blunt ugh I feel for these fellas
"this is not down, this guy's fucking insane and I respect it" 7:32
dude: "baby, it's covid outside 😏"
😂
Not gonna lie, I've been feeling very "hey sorry lol" lately but Cody's videos help a lot
Hey sorry lol
Me too
I asked a guy I liked out to the cinema a few weeks back and he responded with: "as long as [our other friend] comes with us, sure thing.😁"
Ah well you shot your shot
I can tell Cody is really cracking out content and working hard. Thank you for doing this during these hard timss
cody officially has a bob now
Bruh no he doesn’t 😂
@@aspenisthebest yes he does
The cob
Cody’s girl voice is... convincing
You know you fking love Cody when you never skip the ad segment of the video
7:44 i totally agree. If youre going to get anything out of the interaction might as well entertain yourself.
LMAO NOT THE AD BEING “SENIOR LIVING HOMES” UNDER THIS VIDEO
we should ask cody if he’s considered formal living for his retirement
2:26
"If you dm someone and they dont even read it, forget that they exist"
me: Oh okay thanks for the tips.
Who's Cody Ko?
Who are you talking about???
Who tf is Cody ko?
who tf is cody ko thats so guy
@@mariel7475 guy indeed.
Im now an orphan
Absolute banger just made my day for real keep up the great work
I didn’t actually think to many of these were funny but Cody made me laugh every single time
“Bye sorry lol” merch needs to be released
YES
pls cut ur hair pls
10/10
'Hey sorry lol'
I every time I see Cody's hair I smile
Exactly!!!!! We need some appreciation for the hair
Yes
I laugh.
Haha, agreed
@@linc_link10 YUP 🙁💔
RIP to all the small Kings out there
This is like laughing at myself, and I love it.
imagining kelsey hearing cody randomly screaming has me dead
bye imagine she's filming a vlog and u just hear cody screaming in the background
she’s probably used to it by now lol
the way cody pronounces it lol instead of lol depicts him perfectly
do people in the US usually pronounce it L-O-L? thats pretty interesting hahah where I live everyone pronounces lol. we even pronounce stuff like rofl and lmfao it feels weird to me to spell it out
@@zarasalman525 i think it depends on which area/state you’re from haha! that’s funny though
@@zarasalman525 in ny at least nobody spells it out. anybody who spells it L-O-L is likely over the age of 30 everybody else just says it like cody did here
@@zarasalman525 idk maybe it's a thing in some areas, and I almost never say it out loud because that's weird to me, but in my head I always pronounce it as one word when I read it. I don't know anyone younger than like 35 who actually says L-O-L unless it's being ironic.
@@zarasalman525 yes tbh lol sounds weird so I read it as L-O-L
the string of hey's takes me back to a time I will never forget but don't want to remember. I was down bad.
I needed this advice thanks Cody your awesome
I unironically love Cody’s hair so much
he looks like jesus
@@mariel7475 JESUS 😭😭😭😭💀
When it’s parted down the middle it looks fire
“These dudes are all losing, they’re not winning”
We love to see it
username checks out
Hey I think you’re rlly pretty and we should talk more!
@@z0331_ oh no simp
@@alanthampi4718 it’s obviously a joke from the video
Love how _“sorry”_ went Canadian (2:04) to American (2:43) 😂
Multinational king 👑
This should be dudes that are just down sad.
All us Short Kings laughed on the outside and died on the inside with that last one.
is okay man if a girl turns you down cause of your height, it just means you dodged a bullet :)
@@birgir3399 Bless you kind stranger :')
You'll find someone who sees you as the King you are. We are out there...exhibit A 🙋🏻♀️
All you need to do is remember the money you're saving
This described it perfectly bro
2:02 that Canadian accent coming out big time “soary”
Lol I asked my best friend that I had a crush on to go to grad with me. He said no and that he didn't see me in that way and he wouldn't go with me even as friends. 1.5 years later we start dating. We've been together 5 years now :)
when cody said “down bad” it made him seem 45 instead of 40
I’m sending this to the guy that’s been messaging me for 6 years
Holy shit 6 years 😭
really 6? noway.
So blocking people that's a thing for you guys as well right?
@@ChivasBarcelonaMex sometimes they make other accounts etc,,, do you think a person texting someone for 6 YEARS STRAIGHT will just take a block? Bc most of the time they don’t, bc they can’t handle rejection.
@@ChivasBarcelonaMex Sometimes it's just fun to watch them try.
Cody doesn't realize it but I'm in his dm's and he doesn't even know it
hey sorry lol
literally when he said “when you send someone a DM and they don’t even read it, you should just forget they exist” i was like ok so unsubscribe? 💀
so you’re *down bad*