The most amazing thing about this entire section is that they didn’t have to rely on lazy cutaways for a cheap laugh-just some decent comedic writing. Such a rarity for current Family Guy.
@@wikidclowne6891 The thing that makes me excuse it is that it actually pertains to the conversation at hand and isn't one of those lame "I haven't been this excited since *blank*," if that makes sense
@@CazzyVR hate it whenever people not only watch a useless video but then feel the need to go to the comments and try to say stupid shit like this, there are other comments with hundreds of likes and they are just like mine, i only got 28, go whine to someone else
@@xfrianimations1354 If you wanna be funny, actually do something funny. If all you can do is Quote someone else then maybe you should find another line of Comedy kid...
“What would Lois be doing in a diner? I already ate” and Quagmire’s lines about Lois being a whore on weekends are some of the funniest parts of this clip
Please don’t spit in my eggs Please don’t spit in my eggs Please don’t spit in my eggs Thank you for the eggs, god. I hope he didn’t spit in my eggs Hey Doug I just spit in that guys eggs
@@wtfshiiiiii Please don't spit in my eggs Please don't spit in my eggs Please don't spit in my eggs Thank you for the eggs, god. hope he didn't spit in my eggs Hey Doug just spit in that guys eggs
It sounds like you're setting the stage for a dramatic conflict or storytelling scenario! If you’re crafting a story, game, or any kind of narrative, it could be interesting to delve into the motivations and strategies of your armies. What drives them to leave the sewers and confront the humans? What are the stakes for both sides? Developing these details can help create a more engaging and immersive experience.
Secret surveillance truck, except you need to be directly beside the person you want to easedrop on with a large satellite dish giving away your position. Lol love family guy.
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead Brian and Stewie was season 8 and life of Brian was season 12 so in between those seasons. It sorta actually started in season 7 when Brian dated Lauren Conrad
2:15 Please don't spit in my eggs Please don't spit in my eggs Please don't spit in my eggs Thank you for the eggs God I hope he didn't spit in my eggs Hey Doug I just spit in that guy's eggs 🤣😂🤣😂
Overused? This was the first time and we didn't see him again for like 9+ seasons. Then he appeared as a cameo. But nice try trying to start up drama. 😂
@@CUbanageNT_24 it’s not really a joke, it’s a thing that exists in real life. Police tried creating an a.I. to predict crime and it ended up racial profiling
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while! Joe: Peter Griffin. We know you're in there. Come out with your hands up. Cleveland: Fooled ya!
I like how in a video all about Peter worried about Lois seeing her ex and Joe showing off his new state of the art police van, Quagmire is still the one stealing the show with his awkwardness.
This FG clip seemed to be enjoyed by the average 'Tuber. Got any suggestions for scenes to upload?
No.
Nope.
Lol, guess ill have to come up with ideas for random family guy uploads myself
@@slinkerdeer just more FG
The one where Peter does the Sideboob hour
Gotta love the planting of the gun on Cleveland.
Gotta love that joe actually cared about Cleveland in the old version
Why would you love that?
@@johnstewart4662 it’s hilarious 💃
@@johnstewart4662 it's funny?
Amazing it showed restraint and didn't shoot but it could have at least got his prints all over it.
Soon as quagmire started talking the faces on joe and peter are priceless except for Cleveland his face says you know we can hear you right
🤣😂
He's just not phased by Quagmires shenanigans anymore so him complaining about itching was nothing 😂
2:50-3:07 😂🤣
Joe being behind the wheel is concerning.
Nah he probably has those tubes he blows into for acceleration and breaking
@@slinkerdeer I’m glad other people remember that
@@grantbarday5760 how could i forget that? xD
@@slinkerdeer just one of those episodes nobody talks about
A lot of times disabled ppl can drive
“Oh just take the damn compliment” I’ve used that line so many times in my life
Minority suspect, danger he’s got a gun! Lmfao
lol I know that scene offended a lot of cop lovers 🤣😂
@@ashlirabid9614 not really
@@lionofthebluevale7170 Yeah it did 🤣😂
Don't forget to plant the drugs
@@jacktheladstevens
"Danger! He's got a gun!" ... today they just say, "Danger! He is reaching!" and no one cares if the victim was unarmed.
The most amazing thing about this entire section is that they didn’t have to rely on lazy cutaways for a cheap laugh-just some decent comedic writing. Such a rarity for current Family Guy.
Notice that most of the funny episodes come from the early seasons
@@himy4709 Not true, the new episodes are still funny
Is anyone going to tell him the cell scene was a cutaway?
@@wikidclowne6891 The thing that makes me excuse it is that it actually pertains to the conversation at hand and isn't one of those lame "I haven't been this excited since *blank*," if that makes sense
If you don't like their style of comedy than don't watch the show....
1:03 this is completely inaccurate it didn’t sprinkle him with any crack.
They spent all their money on the police van so they couldn't buy any
That’s Dave chappels joke
@@user-fo7fl5gs9q that’s what I was going for
1:00 Whats worse about this is that Joe knew it was going to happen.
I respect Joe for warning him
Woah what's your deal, what did black people do to you?
@@twilightresonance1789 the hell happened to you? You get Blacked or something?
@@twilightresonance1789 why exactly?
@@supersillysammy272 don't waste your time. They're most likely some troll.
Cleveland's lucky the van didn't kill him
Quiet
And that the van afterwards didn't lie about 'feared for my life'
75% of people killed by the police are not black.
Statistically it’s the van that was in danger.
"Please dont spit in my eggs Please dont spit in my eggs Please dont spit in my eggs"
"Hey Doug i just spit in that guys eggs"
😂😂😂😂
Yah... that's what they said... we all watched it.
Hate how people get likes for just repeating the Bidep
@@CazzyVR hate it whenever people not only watch a useless video but then feel the need to go to the comments and try to say stupid shit like this, there are other comments with hundreds of likes and they are just like mine, i only got 28, go whine to someone else
@@xfrianimations1354 If you wanna be funny, actually do something funny. If all you can do is Quote someone else then maybe you should find another line of Comedy kid...
@@CazzyVR i never said i was trying to be funny, but i marked a funny place in the video
Sigh, I miss the days when comedy used to make me laugh out loud.
Same here.
No you don't... You miss the days of..... !!FALCON PUNCCCCCHHHH!!
Whatever happened to u i am sorry
Whatever happened to u i am sorry
And the winner is ..
0:47 best quote in the history of the show
1:01 it was nice of joe to warn Cleveland
True
You can see his eyes widen before he speaks. I like that little detail.
@@FallenOne669 the face that means oh crap
Yeah but then he didn't turn it off immediately after did he?
The part at 2:52( with quagmire) always gets me rolling with laughter, who else but quagmire
same
He's Quagmire
Quagmire
“Oh God, I can hear me!”
😂😂😂😂
“What would Lois be doing in a diner? I already ate” and Quagmire’s lines about Lois being a whore on weekends are some of the funniest parts of this clip
Let’s start over, Hi I’m quagmire
Please don’t spit in my eggs
Please don’t spit in my eggs
Please don’t spit in my eggs
Thank you for the eggs, god. I hope he didn’t spit in my eggs
Hey Doug I just spit in that guys eggs
yeah....we heard.
If only there was someone who could comment exactly what was said in the video that we all just watched...
@@wtfshiiiiii Please don't spit in my eggs Please don't spit in my eggs Please don't spit in my eggs Thank you for the eggs, god. hope he didn't spit in my eggs
Hey Doug just spit in that guys eggs
@@wtfshiiiiii oh dude you have no idea how experienced at this I really am
@Jon Evenson pretty sad and useless skill. Keep up the good work at McD’s, you’re gonna be there awhile.
Haha! "What would she be doing at a diner? I'm not hungry."
"Let's go drink 'till we can't feel feelings anymore." I second that! 🍻
The surveillance technology is so good even it readed quagmire's mind
If Cleveland did not have that gun the robot wouldn't have done that.
You didn't See it put the gun there
@@moose2719 R /woosh
2:29 Our armies are ready! Soon it will be time to leave the sewer’s and strike back at the humans in the over world!
It sounds like you're setting the stage for a dramatic conflict or storytelling scenario! If you’re crafting a story, game, or any kind of narrative, it could be interesting to delve into the motivations and strategies of your armies. What drives them to leave the sewers and confront the humans? What are the stakes for both sides? Developing these details can help create a more engaging and immersive experience.
That cloaking device is pretty dope
But they parked on the sidewalk
No no, that's an optical illusion.
@@dvdv8197 q
"Minority suspect! Minority suspect! DANGER! He has a gun!"
Me: I understand this joke and yet I'm laughing hard at this despite my being.
Back when Family Guy was actually worth watching and looking at.
I know it's sad 😢
still is
When it still is. But hey anti-fans who copy the same comment from other anti-fans won't know. 😂
Watching AND looking at??
you still find it worth commenting tho
Secret surveillance truck, except you need to be directly beside the person you want to easedrop on with a large satellite dish giving away your position. Lol love family guy.
Don't forget the cloaking device.
It would have made sense if they had used the cloaking device while spying on them.
Back when the humor was good
Back when Family was a Guy.
Facts
@@vroomvroom8503 not even close. If anything after season 16 its becoming just as good.
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead na, sometime after the Brian and Stewie episode, but way before the death of Brian
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead Brian and Stewie was season 8 and life of Brian was season 12 so in between those seasons. It sorta actually started in season 7 when Brian dated Lauren Conrad
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Quagmire is one of the best characters of this show. Who else but Quagmire?
He's Quagmire! Quagmire!
You really never know what's gonna happen next!
He's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggity! Let's have sex!
It has a cloaking device that disguises it as two homeless guys fighting over a wedge of cheese
Edit: these comments are funny
It has a cloaking device that disguises itself like two homeless men fighting over a wedge of cheese
it has a cloaking device that disguises itself like two homeless men fighting over a wedge of cheese
Indeed
It has a cloaking device that disguises itself like two homeless cheese fighting over a wedge of men.
It has a cloaking device
Quagmire is a sick man 😂2:52
3:00 who else but Quagmire
1:05 HE HAS A GUN
2:15
Please don't spit in my eggs
Please don't spit in my eggs
Please don't spit in my eggs
Thank you for the eggs
God I hope he didn't spit in my eggs
Hey Doug I just spit in that guy's eggs 🤣😂🤣😂
What would Lois be doing in a diner? I already ate
0:32 Joe is the driver... Brilliant.
Anybody else miss the Awesome Joe who can hook up his friends with police gear?
So the joe who burst into tears then gave up because he lost one criminal? 😂
2:54 Quagmire Speaking on his mind
3:04 [STARTS TO DO CRAZY VOICE]
It’s amazing that Peter could make a smart joke
Wow, a solid few minutes of no fucking cutaways. Imagine that.
This reminds me of that time Peter worked in a candy factory
So?
@@mystery4561 you obviously aren't familiar with modern family guy.
@@jacobgraemoor5778 when they've cut the cutaways down dude.
But I guess you just forget the 3 to 4 cutaways in a row in episode 1. Lol
"Danger! He's got a gun!" ... today they just say, "Danger! He is reaching!" and no one cares if the victim was unarmed.
They don’t even shout they just shoot and then say “Opps….we’re good right?”
Cleveland don't
* Cleveland gets beat with bats
It’s sad true that is. Today the victim could be already cuffed but there’ll be that one trigger-happy psycho that somehow “fears for his life.”
🤡
Because there have been too many examples of them pulling a fast one and it’s too late by the time it happens
Joe stopping cleaveland is precious.
0:25 "Peter Griffin, We know your in there. Come out with your hands up"
That's Funny.
This episode was hilarious from start to finish 🤣
Which episode
@@dragonknight6238season 3 episode 19
0:54 Sounds like Stan Smith from American Dad
The “oh god, I can hear me” was great
1:00 - 1:04
That’s some serious robotic racism right here.
Atomic no heart?
0:46 when you're ready for the new years eve party.
Ross Fishman...oh yeah, the dad whose son froze to death when they claimed that mountain and the Griffins ate him.
Cleveland should have listen to Joe’s warning, thank god that the van didn’t kill him.
Well the warning came a little too late😂
im still figuring out how joe can drive if his legs are broken
nvm just found out he blows a tube to make the car stop
hand controls. you can still drive even when you’re in a wheelchair
Cleveland's encounter is the most accurate thing I've seen.
"Danger. He's got a gun." *Plants gun* I die every time I watch this bit XD
It even planted the gun on Cleveland. 😂
But what's inaccurate is that Cleveland didn't get shot. IMAO
Quagmire part at the end got me fucking rollin 😭😭😭
"he's got a gun"
lol
Back when family guy was punching up and not down
this is so true! I never even thought of this 😅
The van appears to be based on a Grumman Olson Kurbmaster, or a Freightliner cargo van, or a mix of both.
This is exactly how I react when I suspect mind readers are around.
Minority Suspect! Minority Suspect!
Danger! He's got a gun!
Timcast sent me here ~
Same lmfao
A time when family guy was good? Send me back.
Same haha
Same. LOL
same
Damn you
This is one of the few episodes I died laughing from.
Back when Ross was a new character and not overused in every episode
Wdym? He has literally been used in 3 episodes in family guy history
I don’t even know who Ross is
Will ya join the Nationalist Crow Party?
@@Conner420matt 2:45
Overused? This was the first time and we didn't see him again for like 9+ seasons. Then he appeared as a cameo. But nice try trying to start up drama. 😂
I like how the last part implies Quagmire doesn't fully pay attention to how messed up he is.
Damn. That van really went all Rodney King on Cleveland 😂
1:00 Danger he's got a gun lol
"Drunk til we cant feel feelings anymore" is a quote i still use all these years later😂
2:29 Howard The Duck reference.
Was it though?
The robot was so gentle on his colour 😂
Joes van is so chill
Lmao that Cleveland minority spot
"hey Doug I spit in that guy's eggs"
1:32 biology teachers trying to be funny
The tenderizing that Cleveland gets😂
Blue lies matter 🤣😂
this is literally one of the funniest 3 minute runs of the entire show. fucking hilarious lmao
0:18 Method acting?
Please Don't spit in my eggs
"Cleveland Don't"
Joe no, makes it feel like someone actually designed it with racism in mind
Well duh it’s a police van
It's called a joke
@@CUbanageNT_24 it’s not really a joke, it’s a thing that exists in real life. Police tried creating an a.I. to predict crime and it ended up racial profiling
@@williamnguyen8663 Maybe because it was presented with real life statistics that ended up matching the reality of the situation. You're in denial.
"...You know what, let's start over. My name's Quagmire!"
Peter turning his head around to look at Quagmire reminds me of Sylvester when he turn his head at a cannon behind him
The ways Cleveland gets hurt is kinda hilarious
Family guy rly takes every chance to make police beat black people jokes
Because it keeps happening.
Morbid reality often are the funniest in my opinion
If no one realizes family guy speak facts. Lol no matter how f up it is😱🙏🏿😂🤬🤣😑❤family guy
Lol and all of them be funny
@@Shinzon23 13% 50% all ill say
Toothpaste and petroleum jelly always helps quagmire 👌🏿
That Chris/Lois bit got out if hand fast
It’s funny that most of Lois’ exes are either good people or rich meanwhile Peter only dated losers. Would hand preferred Lois cheating to be honest
MINORITY SUSPECT MINORITY SUSPECT
Old Family Guy is the funniest.
So is new family guy.
New Family Guy has its moments but it’s not as funny
@@Iacobus-Magnus these days it is. Didn't you see "Prescription-H"
Lol, respect to Joe for trying to warn Cleveland
0:59
Cleveland: Hey, let me try.
Joe: CLEVELAND DON’T!
1:01
They all heard quagmires thoughts and just started staring at him 😂😂😂
0:31 fooled ya!
🤣
Peter: hay Lois can you grab me a beer? Lois?
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while! Joe: Peter Griffin. We know you're in there. Come out with your hands up. Cleveland: Fooled ya!
I'm shocked Cleveland pulled out a gun 😨
i think lois is chatting to her friend ross fishman
Are you sure? Because i'm curious 🤔
golden age of family guy
I love the part where we hear quagmire’s thoughts😂
I like how in a video all about Peter worried about Lois seeing her ex and Joe showing off his new state of the art police van, Quagmire is still the one stealing the show with his awkwardness.
Mineroty suspect 😂😂