Stewie Exacts Revenge on Boy Who Stole His Bike

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  • Family Guy Stewie Gets Revenge on His Bully
    while the family at the store they surprise stewie with a new tricycle, while stewie learning to ride his tricycle. at school a teacher gets fired, meg and neil become interns at local radio, where meg kisses mort. meanwhile peter falls in love with a plastic bag flying in the wind episode where they parody american beauty the dancing plastic bag. stewie while riding his trike he runs into a bully who is tricked into riding away with his bike, which makes stewie cry. he decides to go gym in order to get buff so he can get his bike back, eventually deciding not to join the gym. stewie finds the bully and kidnaps him in
    and takes him to his house in order to get his trikey is, before he starts lois returns his bike.
    Meg gets a job at the local TV station.
    episode info
    Season 3 Episode 8
    The Kiss Seen Around the World
    containing music from thomas newman.
  • Krátké a kreslené filmy

Komentáře • 5K

  • @ionianorion9349
    @ionianorion9349 Před 5 lety +20038

    Its funny when Stewie acts like a child but mixed with a adult personality

  • @herbienbrian2
    @herbienbrian2 Před 3 lety +6766

    Brian comforting Stewie was a genuinely wholesome moment.

    • @FatherofFFD
      @FatherofFFD Před 2 lety +172

      Yeah, until Brian owes Stewie $50. Ha ha ha

    • @trishaann1616
      @trishaann1616 Před 2 lety +21

      I love fg but wholesome it's not.

    • @aleksandar8225
      @aleksandar8225 Před 2 lety +66

      Yeah the old Brian was better than the new one who just uses people

    • @deandrewoods5621
      @deandrewoods5621 Před 2 lety +2

      Gaaaaaaay

    • @yanrokbowl28
      @yanrokbowl28 Před 2 lety +9

      It's a blend of hilarity due to the delivery, and sadness because we sympathize.

  • @airborntruck6263
    @airborntruck6263 Před 2 lety +1337

    It's funny how Stewie calls Meg and Chris "the kids" when they are much older than he is. 😂

    • @mrferrer9485
      @mrferrer9485 Před 2 lety +22

      I always do that to my older sister and parents 🤣👻

    • @justinianthegreat154
      @justinianthegreat154 Před rokem +22

      But he‘s smarter than both of them

    • @wrathybear
      @wrathybear Před 4 měsíci +3

      Technically they’re still kids, Stewie is just a bit too literal

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Před 2 lety +132

    This is so heartwarming, because it's so rare to see Stewie so genuinely excited with something wholesome and age-appropriate, and so rare so see him so sad and vulnerable that he sobs like that.

  • @georgivanev7466
    @georgivanev7466 Před 4 lety +6149

    He goes full John Wick for his tricycle

    • @Pharoax
      @Pharoax Před 4 lety +76

      Just like how john wick would protect his puppy

    • @lacondrathompson1747
      @lacondrathompson1747 Před 3 lety +29

      00:13+00:14

    • @jcplays3842
      @jcplays3842 Před 3 lety +31

      @@Pharoax To be brutally honestly, John Wick failed to protect the puppy.

    • @herbienbrian2
      @herbienbrian2 Před 3 lety +39

      @@jcplays3842 Yeah but he sure as hell avenged it, and that counts for something.

    • @ashketchup4966
      @ashketchup4966 Před 3 lety +8

      As a huge John wick fan I’m happy to be the 1000th like on this comment

  • @captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502
    @captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502 Před 6 lety +8404

    Wow, when stewie started crying, Brian just sat next to him and put his arm around him. That's what friends are for

    • @arsenal4739
      @arsenal4739 Před 6 lety +60

      CaptainFoxy Hyenaslayer this comment is edited in 2021, wow, I cannot believe how toxic I was. I honestly deserve harsh criticism or to be shitted on. Anyways, sorry for this. Hope you all have good lives!

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 Před 6 lety +173

      EnterGood Name well excuuuuuse me princess

    • @backthefuckupoffme9767
      @backthefuckupoffme9767 Před 6 lety +104

      CaptainFoxy Hyenaslayer Back before Brian became a major douche.

    • @richardescobar9306
      @richardescobar9306 Před 6 lety +16

      EnterGood Name common sense is a book written by Tomas pain

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 Před 6 lety +23

      Now he gives Stewie herpes

  • @NeoVelocity
    @NeoVelocity Před 2 lety +124

    The gym sellers coming on strong with pretending to cut deals and talking too much is so accurate

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 Před rokem +2

      Is that REALLY the way it goes? I've never been in a gym in my life! LOL

    • @blaze031gshine
      @blaze031gshine Před rokem +7

      @@retroguy9494 YES!!!
      I’ve been to like 5 gyms and aside from blink fitness, they ALL act the same way 😂

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 Před rokem +5

      @@blaze031gshine Sounds like used car salesmen to ME! LOL And they're bad enough!
      I guess I was lucky to have a father who was into physical fitness and therefore, we had a lot of the equipment at home. A gym membership wasn't necessary!

  • @agent-bunganil-numero-uno
    @agent-bunganil-numero-uno Před 2 lety +142

    Yeah we gotta commend him, Stewie is just too funny like a 40% child with 60% adult personality love it man he's carried this show for years

  • @Apocalypse9696
    @Apocalypse9696 Před 5 lety +10873

    stewie rides and builds spaceships and time machines but feels a tricycle is exhilarating

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  Před 5 lety +541

      That's what i'm thinking 😂😂

    • @ace-gx5go
      @ace-gx5go Před 5 lety +26

      Aryaman Gupta Hiaitien

    • @cousin_skeeter1828
      @cousin_skeeter1828 Před 4 lety +196

      Aryaman Gupta dude he’s a baby

    • @Apocalypse9696
      @Apocalypse9696 Před 4 lety +133

      @@cousin_skeeter1828 he builds time machines and weapons of mass destruction.
      And is a genius.

    • @sajenius18
      @sajenius18 Před 4 lety +212

      Aryaman Gupta . The point is he is still a baby. Other episodes show him enjoying baby powder and such... it goes along with his simplicity as just a baby

  • @masonsmith9884
    @masonsmith9884 Před 4 lety +2083

    0:13 “Toys R Overpriced”
    Yes, yes they are...

  • @shauryatiwari12
    @shauryatiwari12 Před 2 lety +33

    2:17 I like how a baby has a deeper voice then a toddler

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 Před rokem +32

    4:31 another rare moment where the family understand stewie

  • @reubenfuchs2747
    @reubenfuchs2747 Před 3 lety +3353

    “Your cruelty merely stems from some deep seated inner pain, so the obvious remedy is a healthy does of OUTER PAIN!” HAHAHA THIS IS GOLD

    • @hamidnsafari2760
      @hamidnsafari2760 Před 2 lety +4

      krnl wtf is that

    • @SSKMusicBeats
      @SSKMusicBeats Před 2 lety +42

      Literally Societies remedy to criminals lol

    • @thinkthensend9228
      @thinkthensend9228 Před 2 lety +12

      Deep-seeded healthy dose, does is what does does

    • @MuhammadFarukh
      @MuhammadFarukh Před 2 lety +3

      @@SSKMusicBeats Honest to god, I still don’t know how I feel about the death penalty.

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg Před 2 lety +2

      @@MuhammadFarukh Drug dealers/murderers deserve it

  • @messi10609
    @messi10609 Před 5 lety +8507

    The trash blowing in the wind got me dead 😂

    • @pencilsniper
      @pencilsniper Před 5 lety +82

      Lionel Messi how is it as soon as that scene comes up, I see your comment lol

    • @theseproblemsmatter1
      @theseproblemsmatter1 Před 5 lety +69

      It's more funny that i scrolled down to this as i got to this part

    • @jesseyang8172
      @jesseyang8172 Před 5 lety +297

      american beauty?

    • @TheGio3gio
      @TheGio3gio Před 5 lety +29

      @@jesseyang8172 indeed

    • @powheadshot7766
      @powheadshot7766 Před 5 lety +168

      “ITS JUST SOME TRASH BLOWING IN THE WIND. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COMPLICATED YOUR CIRCITORY SYSTEM IS?!?!”

  • @queenesther09
    @queenesther09 Před 2 lety +35

    "And then you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs, and I die a little inside." 😆

  • @Alex11223
    @Alex11223 Před rokem +24

    I like the part when Brian pets Stewie when he’s crying😂😂

    • @eden8185
      @eden8185 Před 6 měsíci

      Peter don't give a crap 1:12

  • @jacobproductions7501
    @jacobproductions7501 Před 5 lety +4884

    "Who was that guy"
    😂😂😂
    Oh my God that was hilarious!

  • @caedenbourno8068
    @caedenbourno8068 Před 3 lety +6973

    “Were playing house, Roman Palanski’s house”

    • @frank-vh6ij
      @frank-vh6ij Před 3 lety +87

      LMDAOOOOO

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Před 3 lety +65

      LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rsaadk
      @rsaadk Před 3 lety +80

      the best joke

    • @cooleslaw
      @cooleslaw Před 3 lety +257

      @@drewlovelyhell4892 If you're too young to get the joke, you're probably too young to get most Family Guy jokes as a whole.

    • @ITSMRZFG
      @ITSMRZFG Před 3 lety +8

      Horrible lol

  • @CrazyMon3yCashMon3y
    @CrazyMon3yCashMon3y Před 2 lety +25

    4:20 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shivamdeshmukh7254
    @shivamdeshmukh7254 Před 2 lety +19

    4:52 beggars can be choosers
    Lol I can't 😂😂

  • @bestusernameever6518
    @bestusernameever6518 Před 5 lety +5237

    Stewie: "How old are you?"
    Bully: "7"
    Stewie: "Well. My, my, you're practically a lady"

    • @nicholaslawrence6926
      @nicholaslawrence6926 Před 5 lety +181

      It's actually a reference from The Sound of Music : )

    • @7473R
      @7473R Před 5 lety +30

      @@nicholaslawrence6926 I don't get it

    • @unxprienced9548
      @unxprienced9548 Před 5 lety +171

      Tate Pennick because in the movie when the new nanny (I forgot her name) meets the youngest kid and when she mentions says she’s seven the nanny says that line.

    • @7473R
      @7473R Před 5 lety +17

      @@unxprienced9548 Ok thanks

    • @nicholaslawrence6926
      @nicholaslawrence6926 Před 5 lety +55

      @@7473R
      To add to what was posted above, yes, the new nanny to the Von Trapp household, Maria, asked the youngest girl to introduce herself.
      The girl, Gretl, said, "My name is Gretl, and I'm going to be seven on Tuesday."
      And Maria says, "My, you're practically a lady."
      Seth MacFarlane is quite a Sound of Music fan, so it's not surprising he would drop that reference.

  • @davidelbeaner3034
    @davidelbeaner3034 Před 2 lety +2869

    2:53 damn that touched my heart. Brian is a real one

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 Před 2 lety +65

      I was going to post the same, you beat me to it. In the end, Brian is a loyal dog.

    • @accountnotusedanymore9119
      @accountnotusedanymore9119 Před 2 lety +33

      @KommitTheRat he didn’t know

    • @JohnSmithsu2006
      @JohnSmithsu2006 Před 2 lety +18

      WAS a real one.

    • @accountnotusedanymore9119
      @accountnotusedanymore9119 Před 2 lety +12

      @KommitTheRat He didn't know because Stewie didn't have his bike anymore, is obvious someone stole it. You obviously do not know Brian's strength. Brian was beating Peter up, you really think he couldn't have beaten up a little boy?
      Either way, its not his nature to beat a kid like that up. Don't forget to consider at that season, Brian was a real one.

    • @manojkumarverma1615
      @manojkumarverma1615 Před 2 lety +5

      @YouAlwaysLose I think it was obvious to anyone
      Brian's brain-
      Stevie rode the tricycle-now we see him without the tricycle- something is fishy- someone stole his tricycle
      Stewie was saying that someone took the bike and hasn't returned
      That can literally mean someone stole his bike
      Now who steals a tricycle- a bigger kid so probably a bully
      Simple 😊

  • @SSJ4Ty
    @SSJ4Ty Před 2 lety +7

    I miss this show. Thank you for the upload. Been so busy working, i forgot how funny this shit is.

  • @kokorey6275
    @kokorey6275 Před 2 lety +23

    The fact that stewie was so patient makes me so sad cause he really loves that tricycle 😭😭

  • @aegiseurobeat4559
    @aegiseurobeat4559 Před 5 lety +5103

    "We're playing house."
    "But that boy is all tied up."
    "....Roman Polanski's house."

    • @95ellington
      @95ellington Před 5 lety +95

      I had to look that up to see who it was LOL

    • @KillbotSw
      @KillbotSw Před 5 lety +25

      @@95ellington who is it?

    • @meIatonin
      @meIatonin Před 5 lety +70

      @@KillbotSw Google is there for a reason

    • @KillbotSw
      @KillbotSw Před 5 lety +41

      @@meIatonin wasnt talking to you.

    • @meIatonin
      @meIatonin Před 5 lety +154

      @@KillbotSw That doesn't matter this is a public comment section.

  • @blipflipped6680
    @blipflipped6680 Před 6 lety +1528

    2:53 That's really sweet of Brian, where he just sits with Stewie, rubbing his head to calm him down. I appreciate their bonding moments the _most_ from this show.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan Před 5 lety +83

      I watch my brothers dog once a week, and one time I reacted emotionally to a video and she thought I was in distress and came running at me to comfort me. Dogs are the best...

    • @mammaboy1
      @mammaboy1 Před 5 lety +3

      This is one of my favorites

    • @The_Beast_666
      @The_Beast_666 Před 5 lety +3

      K4inan reacted emotionally as in pissed your pants?

    • @magicman9218
      @magicman9218 Před 5 lety +6

      Except he was standing right there to see it get stolen and didn't help

    • @dianitestar1234
      @dianitestar1234 Před 5 lety

      yet he ruins everything else he touches....

  • @SzZsoel1
    @SzZsoel1 Před 2 lety +13

    4:25 I would have ungrudgingly taken a look at that machine at work.

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel Před 2 lety +9

    That visual gag of Principal Shepherd wearing a sweater with the world "principal" on it was amazing.

  • @animadoarts5123
    @animadoarts5123 Před 4 lety +1829

    Bully messed with the wrong dude...

  • @ZachAndCheese
    @ZachAndCheese Před 3 lety +1842

    Lois: What's going on down here?
    Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
    Lois: But that boy is all tied up.
    Stewie: ...Roman Polański's house.

    • @demiladebakare3109
      @demiladebakare3109 Před 3 lety +74

      ohh so back then she understood him

    • @ZachAndCheese
      @ZachAndCheese Před 3 lety +138

      @@demiladebakare3109 Only when it's either funny or plot convenient

    • @becwiaon1057
      @becwiaon1057 Před 2 lety +3

      🏀😂

    • @NYRyder1983
      @NYRyder1983 Před 2 lety +17

      Was that the only time Lois actually understood Stewie?

    • @Radoslaw731
      @Radoslaw731 Před 2 lety +3

      What a joke - dont insult Polański 😃😄

  • @Diiiction
    @Diiiction Před rokem +7

    1:17 made me choke on my own spit. 🤣🤣

  • @isolatedlife8535
    @isolatedlife8535 Před 2 lety +15

    2:51 even his cry can be considered iconic

    • @yanrokbowl28
      @yanrokbowl28 Před 2 lety

      The delivery made it funnier, since this is the same baby who wanted to "kill Lois".

  • @exp037a
    @exp037a Před 5 lety +2784

    So the principal has the word principal on his sweater?! Lmao

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  Před 5 lety +159

      That was vintage Family Guy right there 😂😂

    • @josephkay4219
      @josephkay4219 Před 5 lety +37

      Wtf it isn’t on the glass?! Lol

    • @partyguy101ify
      @partyguy101ify Před 5 lety +16

      I didn't realize that until a few years ago. Even then, for a moment, I thought it may have been one of those early-season goofs like in the pilot when Peter's eye and glasses went over his nose.

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Před 4 lety +13

      FrequencyOo that’s the joke

    • @rawasiqtr6834
      @rawasiqtr6834 Před 4 lety

      @@partyguy101ify dietuyeyywet6re3etr55275924

  • @Ahmedoo22
    @Ahmedoo22 Před 6 lety +3960

    That bag scene is deep.

    • @frontierentTV
      @frontierentTV Před 6 lety +211

      And that music tho, it makes me so nostalgic

    • @jakovmiocev287
      @jakovmiocev287 Před 6 lety +273

      it's from movie american beauty :D

    • @Ahmedoo22
      @Ahmedoo22 Před 6 lety +45

      Kane Red
      Thanks I checked it now. So many good references in Family Guy.

    • @jakovmiocev287
      @jakovmiocev287 Před 6 lety +13

      NP man ,enjoy :D

    • @Kyle_765
      @Kyle_765 Před 6 lety +4

      Eng. Ahmed 😂

  • @allsmilesguy
    @allsmilesguy Před 2 lety +26

    0:19 has always been on of the most underrated gags in the show imo

  • @montecristo7527
    @montecristo7527 Před 2 lety +19

    Stewie is the smartest person ever he can literally do anything he wants

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Před 4 lety +932

    "Roman Polanski's house"
    I'm dead 😂💀😂💀😂💀

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  Před 4 lety +24

      😂👌

    • @TemperamentalCatLover
      @TemperamentalCatLover Před 2 lety +1

      Who's Roman Polanski

    • @CrossCuntryFranco
      @CrossCuntryFranco Před rokem

      @@TemperamentalCatLover Famous Polish director, did _Rosemary's Baby_ , _Chinatown_ , _Macbeth_ , amongst others. Sadly, he also raped a teenaged girl, and that has overshadowed his career. That being said though, the joke isn't said rape: his girlfriend while he was riding high from the fame of _Rosemary's Baby_ , Sharon Tate, was murdered by Charles Manson's gang (it wouldn't be the only time in _FG_ history that a joke would be made on said murders, though).

  • @TheAbsintheS
    @TheAbsintheS Před 5 lety +1359

    Family Guy was so splendid when Stewie was like this, an evil , articulated little genius !

  • @bag3lmonst3r72
    @bag3lmonst3r72 Před 2 lety +3

    1:30 That American Beauty reference tho was brilliant lololol

  • @fathergabrielstokes4706
    @fathergabrielstokes4706 Před 2 lety +4

    LMAO 🤣
    The whole recording scene with the garbage and God was hilarious 🤣

  • @gcc6229
    @gcc6229 Před 5 lety +2413

    Stewie can’t just build a machine to buff him up? He made a time machine, futuristic guns, multiverse traveling, but he can’t make a machine to buff him up?

  • @queenizzy2358
    @queenizzy2358 Před 4 lety +570

    I love the earlier seasons they always made me feel comfy

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  Před 4 lety +27

      U right Izzy
      thnx fo watchin

    • @Dwyanerose
      @Dwyanerose Před 2 lety +16

      Bro..Why is this comment so accurate lol
      I used to go to sleep to family guy dvds

    • @massinakmin8340
      @massinakmin8340 Před 11 měsíci

      @@Dwyanerose season 1 to7 i find he best

  • @Sorakeyblademaster37
    @Sorakeyblademaster37 Před 2 lety +3

    4:49 "Well I guess beggars can be choosers."
    LMAO

  • @donham2540
    @donham2540 Před 2 lety +11

    One of the extremely few early episodes where someone other than Brian/Chris actually understand Stevie

    • @uzomaiwuagwu535
      @uzomaiwuagwu535 Před 2 lety +1

      It's worth noting that Lois actually understood what he said at the end of his segment.

  • @Howyaduing
    @Howyaduing Před 5 lety +2672

    😰“We’re playing……house”
    😕“Why is he all tied up?”
    😐“…Roman Polanski’s House…”

    • @randellmurillo9659
      @randellmurillo9659 Před 5 lety +61

      We can hear

    • @berto17
      @berto17 Před 5 lety +14

      you disgust me

    • @anthony64924
      @anthony64924 Před 5 lety +4

      GTA iv

    • @kurohunt125
      @kurohunt125 Před 5 lety +32

      There's a comment almost right above yours and it says the same thing.. A month before you. :| And don't be a dick. Repeating things from what we just watched is actually retarded.

    • @davidlundmark9359
      @davidlundmark9359 Před 5 lety +17

      @@kurohunt125 He wants dem likes so he can cash them in and get some of that youtube money.
      *Wait, that's not how it works*

  • @thebobbyshow9447
    @thebobbyshow9447 Před 5 lety +2086

    “It’s just some trash blowing in the wind,
    Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?
    ,God 2001

  • @takumauzumakiamv5077
    @takumauzumakiamv5077 Před 2 lety +3

    Bullying stewie is the worst thing anyone can do...when he shows his sadistic side it's over🤣🤣

  • @ibooogeymani9380
    @ibooogeymani9380 Před 4 lety +1465

    4:33
    Did.... did Lois just understand and respond to Stewie?

    • @anujpramanik1819
      @anujpramanik1819 Před 4 lety +160

      It actually works both ways, so we may never know

    • @ibooogeymani9380
      @ibooogeymani9380 Před 4 lety +52

      @Noora true but that all was just a simulation stewie was doing. Then again, it is family guy we're talking about here. There's no logic to it.

    • @destinyconsonery8043
      @destinyconsonery8043 Před 4 lety +21

      I thought Lois already understood Stewie......

    • @abelcollado1711
      @abelcollado1711 Před 4 lety +37

      Nah they can they just chose not to.

    • @sahibzadamuhib6811
      @sahibzadamuhib6811 Před 4 lety +34

      @@abelcollado1711 bcuz they just see him as a mouthy toddler

  • @drkushajagadeesh6347
    @drkushajagadeesh6347 Před 5 lety +1287

    He's right. Gyms do push their membership a little too strongly! 😝

    • @h3402
      @h3402 Před 3 lety +7

      😌😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😝

    • @jccw227
      @jccw227 Před 3 lety +17

      Mine was crafty. They gave you a free training session your first day at the gym, then try to push the personal trainer on you while you're still too tired to think.

    • @kepiblop
      @kepiblop Před 3 lety +1

      guess their price kept doing alot of pushups

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate Před 3 lety +5

      I had this experience at one gym. They do pressure you. I thought it was just that one gym but many do it. The cheapest gyms do not lol. If you in Canada don't go to Steve Nash | Fitness Word fuck that place.
      They even lie. I asked the guy "Wait did you say $26 for every month?" and he says yes. Turns out it was bi-weekly. $52 for that fucking gym. It's not even better than Golds Gym also

    • @19torento
      @19torento Před 3 lety

      I don't do gyms anymore. Outdoor recreation is much better.

  • @FachrulAM
    @FachrulAM Před rokem +3

    4:32 proof that Lois can actually hear Stewie

  • @Itsmerveille125
    @Itsmerveille125 Před 2 lety +6

    Stewie being the baby genius in the family is the best lol

  • @jeffwold6767
    @jeffwold6767 Před 5 lety +583

    2:45 saddest scene ever depicted in animation.
    When Stewie cries, we all cry.

    • @Jaysmh
      @Jaysmh Před 4 lety +3

      Ikr :(

    • @theradman9478
      @theradman9478 Před 4 lety +7

      Well old stewie

    • @nabranestwistypuzzler7019
      @nabranestwistypuzzler7019 Před 4 lety +2

      Ikr

    • @ChaosAngel667
      @ChaosAngel667 Před 4 lety +20

      Seth pretending to be a baby who is crying while a dog (voiced by Seth) comforts him. Creepier in theory than in practice.

    • @ChaosAngel667
      @ChaosAngel667 Před 3 lety +8

      @sᴀᴋɪ sᴀᴢᴜᴋɪ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I didn't sexualized them weirdo.

  • @boboakosafillipino6233
    @boboakosafillipino6233 Před 5 lety +301

    2:47 poor Stewie it's a good thing he's smart.

  • @Azad_ca
    @Azad_ca Před rokem +2

    1:30 peter having a mystical experience by looking at a garbage bag 😂😂😂🤣

  • @sossiepie2243
    @sossiepie2243 Před rokem +1

    The dialogues and the delivery styles couldn't get any better. Just perfect

  • @alphaseries2
    @alphaseries2 Před 6 lety +1433

    0:12 Toys "R" Overpriced

  • @anarchistatheist1917
    @anarchistatheist1917 Před 4 lety +611

    LOL they asked Mort Goldman if he would kiss his son.

  • @deceasedgamer3292
    @deceasedgamer3292 Před rokem +3

    Mort at the end is one of the funniest things on this earth😂

  • @doggo7078
    @doggo7078 Před 2 lety +21

    Wow Brian watched everything, didn't intervene and waited for 8 whole hours just to randomly walk up to Stewie and tell him that it had been stolen. You gotta admire the dedication

  • @tylermccain8443
    @tylermccain8443 Před 5 lety +2153

    The bully is voiced by Josh peck

  • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
    @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Před 6 lety +105

    "Your cruelty merely stems from some deep-seated inner pain.
    So the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!!!"
    By far one of my favorite lines of anything

  • @jacques2838
    @jacques2838 Před 2 lety

    The scene is funny, love the video, but that plastic bag dance with the leaves? It was so well done, props to the animation team and music team for making it somehow look better than it should

  • @unreleasedelite8304
    @unreleasedelite8304 Před 2 lety +4

    When he opens the door and has “principal” on his shirt 💀💀

  • @frontierentTV
    @frontierentTV Před 6 lety +2525

    "Oh god, No, whats the matter with you" Why Mort do him like that 😂😁

    • @angelynakukwe9069
      @angelynakukwe9069 Před 6 lety +86

      Because it's his own son? Lmao

    • @eugene2444
      @eugene2444 Před 6 lety +18

      deROCK STAR33 i mean if his son is a baby but not no damn high school kid tf

    • @carlinvlogs8417
      @carlinvlogs8417 Před 6 lety +3

      deROCK STAR33 Tom Brady lol

    • @yatokami1783
      @yatokami1783 Před 5 lety +5

      Pretty sure the joke here is that Mort looked away and covered his face as if to hide from some hideous creature

    • @ollymccue2929
      @ollymccue2929 Před 5 lety

      WeTuber jDhistwufuhewa

  • @mrheimdall
    @mrheimdall Před 5 lety +252

    "Seven? well, my my you're practically a lady." LOL!

  • @carguyonline5674
    @carguyonline5674 Před 2 lety +9

    1:55 😆😆😆

  • @shitzvam5968
    @shitzvam5968 Před 2 lety +6

    Stewie as a child always gets me

  • @ross6420
    @ross6420 Před 3 lety +636

    The Bully is voiced by Josh Peck and I never knew that until now

  • @Y0oArmada
    @Y0oArmada Před 6 lety +4412

    Who was that guy - Peter Griffin

  • @thegamerboy5041
    @thegamerboy5041 Před měsícem +1

    Brian comforting Stewie is so wholesome

  • @ryananddaniel5269
    @ryananddaniel5269 Před 9 měsíci +1

    3:51 Stewie: You’re cruelty merely stems from some deep seated inner pain… So the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!!!

  • @theendurance
    @theendurance Před 3 lety +443

    2:50 Such a cute and wholesome moment. miss this era of family guy :(

  • @assibeysteven4033
    @assibeysteven4033 Před 6 lety +92

    ‘You laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.’

  • @misscypher9857
    @misscypher9857 Před 2 lety +1

    “it’s just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?”
    god roasting humans

  • @rishivasishtha7423
    @rishivasishtha7423 Před 2 lety +3

    "Thank you Meg. I guess beggars can be choosers."

  • @veronicalay3344
    @veronicalay3344 Před 4 lety +211

    “He stole my tricy.”😭 Lol 😂

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @randomboys1000
      @randomboys1000 Před 3 lety +3

      triky*

    • @sonicandhispeeps
      @sonicandhispeeps Před 3 lety +4

      He hic* stole hic* my hic* tri hic* cy

    • @davidkulangiyev8835
      @davidkulangiyev8835 Před 2 lety +7

      @@randomboys1000 trikey * ironic you endeavor to correct someone, and your correction is incorrect. Rather sad isn't that?

    • @davidkulangiyev8835
      @davidkulangiyev8835 Před 2 lety +1

      @@scuffed9392 it's okay. English can be a very trikey language. At least someone probably thought you were funny.

  • @crossloveslife
    @crossloveslife Před 6 lety +265

    "Roman Polanksi's house" I died

    • @lexi4424
      @lexi4424 Před 5 lety

      The Constitution Times rip !

  • @zaemon231
    @zaemon231 Před 2 lety +2

    "You know my hooligan friend" Got me dead😂

  • @Larryberry961
    @Larryberry961 Před 10 měsíci +1

    “I need to get buff so I can get my tricycle back.” Pure gold.

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf Před 6 lety +138

    Stewie- We're playing house.
    Lois- that boy is all tied up
    Stewie- Roman Polanski's house.

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber Před 6 lety +461

    "Tell me, how old are you, Charlie?"
    "7!"
    "7? Well my my, you're practically a lady."

  • @DaliDoneDusted4019
    @DaliDoneDusted4019 Před rokem +2

    2:19 the bully sounds younger than stewie 😹

  • @anwesande8928
    @anwesande8928 Před 5 lety +393

    Stewies hand impression at 4:01 is exactly same as Mr burns in Simpson's.

  • @shawnburka1966
    @shawnburka1966 Před 4 lety +24

    4:04 tries to get up and struggles a lot and isn’t even tied to the chair 😂😂

  • @02chevyguy
    @02chevyguy Před 2 lety +1

    I definitely had a laugh when the gym guy was giving his schpeel about "specials" to Stewie. That's EXACTLY how some of them are!

  • @stevenortega143
    @stevenortega143 Před 2 lety

    Oh man. I just watched American Beauty just last night! Haha the bag scene has me dying! 😂

  • @frontierentTV
    @frontierentTV Před 6 lety +1630

    "look its dancing with me
    It's like there's this incredibly benevolent force that wants me to know there's no reason to be afraid
    sometimes there's so much beauty in the world it makes my heart burst"

    • @Kyle_765
      @Kyle_765 Před 6 lety +134

      Real Mario God: "it's just some trash blowing in the wind, do you have idea how complicated your circulatory system is!" 😂

    • @Shroomicus
      @Shroomicus Před 6 lety +10

      It is a repeat over and over

    • @lone_ranger3641
      @lone_ranger3641 Před 6 lety +45

      Real Mario the reference is from the movie American Beauty

    • @jonathanmcculley3728
      @jonathanmcculley3728 Před 6 lety +2

      Real Mario that’s like me playing “Journey”. Such a good game.

    • @pickledbrain
      @pickledbrain Před 6 lety +1

      Sounds like an indie film in the making.

  • @loganthevillager9176
    @loganthevillager9176 Před 4 lety +244

    4:34 Stewie: We’re playing house.
    Lois: That boy is all tied up.
    Stewie: ...
    *Roman Polanski’s House.*

  • @Interceptor810
    @Interceptor810 Před rokem +3

    I laughed really hard when Stewie said
    Roman Polański's house.

  • @Ambitionless7
    @Ambitionless7 Před 2 lety +1

    Old family guy knew when to make a joke run and when to hurl them at you rapid fire. that's why i loved it. Little things like the principal's shirt being revealed to be the part with "principal" on it and such... such an airplane-esque style of humor. i miss it o3o

  • @blackout_4500x
    @blackout_4500x Před 6 lety +406

    Roman Polanskis house 😂😂😂

  • @johnjackson6483
    @johnjackson6483 Před 6 lety +52

    "We are playing house!"
    "But he's tied up"
    "Roman Polanski house "!😢😂😂😂can't believe I just laughed at that

  • @TheIdiotNebula
    @TheIdiotNebula Před 2 lety +1

    The gag where Principal Shepherd opens the door and his shirt actually says the word "PRINCIPAL" on it is so stupidly unnecessary and I love it lmao

  • @ithinkiamlostareyoulostasw1971

    The father who hates the pic of his own son, the whole scene it's hilarious, but that part always gets me. LOL

  • @mouthface9710
    @mouthface9710 Před 6 lety +300

    “Thank you, Meg. I guess beggers can be choosers,”.

  • @memeevolutioninfomercials5543

    Did anyone else notice that the principal sign is actually on his shirt and not in the door lol

  • @arielperez797
    @arielperez797 Před 2 lety

    Something just feels right about watching family guy really late at night before bed. Specially that song that usually plays when its back from commercials.

  • @kinggalactix
    @kinggalactix Před rokem

    the first seconds are exactly relatable when it came to your experience with jack-in-a-box. I'm going to kick your butt, Jack.

  • @brycewoodford7174
    @brycewoodford7174 Před 6 lety +472

    It's not a bike, it's a trikey

    • @candyashez
      @candyashez Před 5 lety

      Bryce Woodford Your Problem?

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue Před 5 lety

      Says "a bike" in the title. It's uncorrect, that's the problem.

    • @katelynbodiford5680
      @katelynbodiford5680 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Shendue
      Poor Stewie that bully stole his new tike. At least he gets revenge on him.