Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (Medieval Style | Bardcore)
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- Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People in a medieval Bardcore version. More medieval music on Spotify: sptfy.com/6O6V
Original Music: Mark Foster
Medieval Edit: Cornelius Link
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#bardcore #medievalstyle #corneliuslink - Hudba
“We live in a monarchy”
-Jester
Get a load of this monarchy
Underrated as fuck.
hitjack64 shut uppppp please
writings underneath
how about another joke my lord?
“Heed my warning sire. Don’t arrive at the castle tomorrow”
Best comment for me
Although most teaching was done at churches
Best comment
Loool.
Thine*
All the other Kings
Hiding inside their castles
Better run, better run
Faster than my arrows
this is really good sir
sir I Approveth of thy
flee*
Napoleon be like *symbolically speaking* :
And you are a weebo
"What is thou carrying onto thine back?"
"It is thine case for thy lyre milord."
"But dosn't thou playeth the flute?"
I just had a seizure reading this
Second line should probably be "lyre case for thine banquet in the courts milord"
It is thy longbow
Excuse thouns language BUT WHAT IN THE WILLIAM THE 1st
thou playeth most readily to thine gathered
When the weird kid reaches into his satchel during alchemy
underrated
LMFAO
And it's a satchel charge
When thy tanners son reacheth for thine longbow during the Village summer fair.
"during alchemy" LOL
When the school bully says, “I bite mine thumb at thee, sir” one too many times
UNDERRATED
As someone who had to fight in that scene this pleases me very much
The only reason I understood this was because my English teacher had my class read Romeo and Juliet and I aM WhEeZiNg 💀
Oh my lawd 🤣
Wrong time period
"Thou are modest boy"
"Thou shall not go to seminary tomorrow"
😂
”We live in a feudal society.”
I spat my fries
We live in a fief.
"Jeremy what is in thine bag?"
"Vengence my Lord."
Hhaahhahaha
maybe saying satchel or sack instead of bag would make it sound more medieval lol
Thank you
Jeremy let thy shouts and actions be foretold in this kingdom for the future as proof of your brilliance
Limabean shit lol
All ye other squires with thine leather sandals, ought to flee, ought to flee, with more haste than mine arrow
Nice
LMAO
birbie how long did that take you? Haha
THIS WORKS
Well done
Can't believe it's been 8 centuries since this came out, still a banger
Everyone's a knight until the jester brings his longbow to the monastery
Edit: I hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving and a good day
I came here from a meme lol
@@Check13 me too
@@Check13 same
LMAOOOO
Me: LORD HEAVENS!!!
“Wouldst thou passeth thy auxiliary cord?” “Aye, but playeth not a melody resembling excrement.”
Needs more likes pls
That is the most interesting "don't play shit" I've ever read. Complimenth to thou majesty
Shit is actually an older word in English than excrement.
your head is shaped like WillNE's
Hünré I don’t know what I’ll do with this newfound information but I do know I’m thankful to have it now
When the silent squire reaches into his rucksack and produces a crossbow.
Gonna make a Skyrim video of a kid suiting up in plate armor and walking in slo-mo to the Riften orphanage with a crossbow.
‘Twas a Scary sighting, perhaps a witch?
During an educational session with the Jesuits
Verbatim from the Reddit post. Even had the same image.
999th like, so close lol
" *revenge doesn't bring peace, young one.* "
" *It does. My Lord. It does to thyself.* "
This comments section taught me more about Medieval English than school did
None of these comments, I repeat NONE of these comments, one more time in case you're not paying attention NONE OF THESE COMMENTS have any medieval English in them. These internet people are making uneducated guesses based on things they've heard on shows and movies. No medieval English was learned here today. At best they're making awful attempts at sixteenth century English.
@@sensam6155 oh look, another thin skinned person from the internet, what a surprise
@@sensam6155 it’s coz of ppl like u the middle finger was invented.
@@pinify1239 ''it's coz of ppl like u'' haha
You can't insult someone writing like this and expect them to feel insulted. I feel like a toddler called me a poopie head.
@@sensam6155 ayt mate I'm from England wanna hear how we speak
when the quiet child bringeth a peculiar shaped lyre case
A comment of most sub'tle humour!
xkcd
When the mute fellow bringeth a peculiarly formed lyre box to his lessons and his tunic shows a long rattling lump in his spine.
bringeth
We need to start talking like this again
Everyone a knight till the class jester brings a longbow to the monastery
HAHAHAHA You are a Genius!
Indeed
you got 420 likes
@@aaronmatthewsenora6125 aw i missed it :/
You sir are a master!
The silent one : "I hast taken a liking to you , question the teacher if thou can useth the loo . Thine shalt go and not come back to class ."
When your friend shows up with a trebuchet on the village
😄
Everybody gangsta until Lancelot launches his Trebuchet at the Monastery.
666 likes Nani!?
@@teolikespizza5444 no likes Nani?!?
nuu not lancelot it couldnt have
Ah yes, the superior siege machine
Church of England time
when the bullied kid brings his crossbow in 1376
😂
Dont bully the blacksmith's son.
😭😭😭😭😭
قهسسيم
Better run Better run
This comment section is gold. I live for this.
Aye, it taketh me back to a time iron was still spelled isern.
it made more sense back then
This explains the German word for railway is Eisenbahn.
Ijzer in Dutch.
When your at the monastery and you laugh at the quiet monk’s sandals:
Lmfao
HahahahahA xD
"The quiet monk"
I think they are usually quiet lmao
you're
"your"
When everyone starts bullying the history kid
history kid
Shweller hey we have a lot of pent up anger from Julius Caesar >:(
😂 this sent mw
You mean all those medieval LARPers
I’m A History Kid and Everyone Respects me lmao
I love the photo - "you better run, you better run, faster than my ARROW" lmao
*shooter comes into school*
Quiet kid: "I hath become one with my ancestors song"
*pulls out bow*
WoF good book series my guy
When that one peasant kid pulls out a longbow during sword training.
Jeemol peasants wouldn’t be able to afford sword training though. Squires on the other hand, can.
But the other kids have shields...
kelnhide r/wooooooooosh
OwenWasHerVEVO he didn’t miss the joke
It's not funny when you know that a longbow requires a lot of force to be pulled :c
"Thou mother art gay!"
"Nay thee!"
**Pulls out holy hand grenade**
God?!?! Is it really you?!
Your user name makes it funny
Wtf
@@redshirtguy5303 umm he can explain.
@@kairos8452 there can only be one
this song has one of the most beautiful melodies I have ever heard
Robert hath a swift hand.
He doth gaze upon the fyrd, and he maketh a plan.
He hath a jaunty cap, perched upon his head, he is a longbowman.
He did find an old bow of yew
And a quiver of arrows in his father’s chest, wherefore I cannot say.
But he cometh for thee, yea he cometh for thee.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.
Father worketh all day
And he cometh home late, yea he cometh home late.
Mayhaps he bringeth me a gift,
For stew is in the pot, though it doth taste of grit.
I have waited e’re long.
Now mine eye is quick and mine arm is strong.
I reason with my crooked cap
And say, “Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch.” Yea.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.
i cant express how much i love you
You crazy son of a bitch you did it
THIS IS PERFECT
S-senpai~
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“Ha, yes, all are jests, yet you curs best avoid court this coming morrow”
I am a disappointment to my parents I thank thee with all mine heart
aren't we all?
This is the most relatable username I've ever seen.
For ,thy cloth men sneak for toe, ought steed thy arrow, curb thy pride then void culling
@@clearcontentment3695 I get the first two parts, but can you explain the third?
When the jester realizes they were never laughing with him.
Bruh this fuuny
@Lord7master7mike (Best reply ever)
thou Reapeth what thine tools sow! *fires crossbow point blank in town square*
Doth thou ever wond’r how I obtain’d mine own scars?
aaAAll the other dukes better run- better run- _faster~than~my~arrow!_
thou`est should hath run! _faster than my arrow!_
When you aren't an English native speaker and you don't understand a single word in the comments section
When you're a native English speaker and you can't understand a single word in the comments section coz it don't make sense and even if it does, you're illiterate
Someone who isn't an English native speaker, but learns the language: 👁️👄👁️
It's written in old English 👁👄👁
when you speak anglo saxon which is english but not english
Just smile and wave
This song is so good its gone forward and backwards in time
‘Tis but a jest till’ the lords boy brings out a crossbow during town school.
Yehhhhhhhhhhhhh babeheieh
No no no no 2nd
Foolish peasant. The plebe is iliterate for a reason
All ye utland children brandishin' thou kicken won't be quick befleein' my arows
Epic
"Some of ye' are quite honourable. Steer away from the archery range next day"
lmao
In the morrow would be apt, I think
Thanks fam
kelnhide *Methinks
But all English men were required to do archery training back then...
There’s no escape from Richard.
"We dwelleth within a monarchy"
-The jester
Damn the foreshadowing for the Kongsberg attack...
Everybody gangsta till the quiet archer in the back pulls out the bow
Legionary LOL yeah everybody peasant*
mackyrulez spare me oh gracious devil, I wouldn’t know we thou provoke thee
Everypeasant
When father doesn't lock away his hunting gear.
hahahahahahhaha nice one
holy moly 777 likes
for some reason the image of the guy holding a bow to a group of people cracks me up like there's no tomorrow
Everybody a knight till the class jester brings a longbow to the monetary
When the Court Jester suddenly stops acting silly...
"Life is but a jest"
@Pope Gregory I Thee lives inna kingdom.
"Care for another jest, my liege? What dost thou acquire when thou combine a hermit addled with diseases of the mind and a civilization that doth abandon him and treat him as if he were filth? I shall tell thee what thou shalt obtain! Thou shalt obtain thine just reward!"
he will be laughing still... in the end.
@@Sjors_ Dude, make this an actual comment instead of a reply. It is just too good, to be lost here.
"You're a nice lad, don't come to the bard's college tomorrow."
Underrated
“Why’s that?”
“Reasons.”
*quicksaves
didn't got this one
@@BOIZADAS the song is about a school shooting
If I’m going back in time I’m gonna be playing this song around the kingdom
This has the tempo and flow of one of those 'stately' Edwardian/Victorian ballroom dances where at most hands touch and it's all very choreographed and such. Excellent cover!
"Thou have found favor with me, so I shal't give thee advice: Do not come to the village square tomorrow."
sounds like a school shooting warning
but with less school and more village square
You guys are good lads. Don't come to the monetary tomorrow
"I am quite fond of ye. Thou shalt not attend training tomorrow." The silent squire
Weird a 1K like comment with No replies...
Wait-
Rafa Adhifaiz golden fucking comment- wait-
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMG SPERFECT
After reading these comments But then you realized you are The quiet kid like me
@@rafaadhifaiz4531 hey buddy wait what is that *NO PUT THAT DOWN DONT FUCKING SHOO-*
I don’t think my mom quite realizes what this song means- She thinks it’s a happy song I-
propably better that way
Definitely better that way
same here
It's happy for one person
Of course this is getting recommended again NOW
Yeah...
‘Tis all but a jest till the quiet lad bids whom’st is the swiftest runner in ye olde English class
Better on latín...
Your English is a few centuries too recent lol.
That "ye" is everything about good old english
TRANSLATION: It’s all fun and games till the quiet kid finds who’s the fastest runner in your English class
@@wepbop6736 thanks, as a non-native english speaker this was confusing the shit outta me
When you misheard "Hunting pheasants" for "Hunting peasants"
"ohhhhhhh you said Pheasants.... sorry"
Ah yes a simple mistake
Lol
Dont worry,we all make mistake.yours seems a bit too much tho,but yeah we all make mistake sometime.
We all make mistakes in the heat of pashion jimbo
“Thou must flee, thou must flee, faster than mine arrow”
‘Thou, who shalt slay the dragon, will receive 1000 guildiers’
Teacher : “we will be learning about the medieval age”
The quiet kid :
Quiet kids are always the most savage
@@ryanhodge6831 true
Quiet kids show themselves in online school
"Come hither fool."
*the fool jingled miserably across the floor*
I thought you said "come hitler fool" xd
Ksjsjjssj bruh I choked on my own spit
"what you egg!?"
*he stabs him*
Your Local Scribe so did I :(
Best piece of literature ever written
*" I say fellows of learning. I have come to beseech thee to hand over all of thine footwear due to reasons that shan't be shared. Thou shall have to turn to cursing thee from beyond thy grave if thine answer is no. Death or donation acquaintances?"*
This seems very relevant today
Tis all jests until the blacksmith's boy brings a longbow to the archives.
Sidney Kirk lmao
I raise thee:
Tis all a jest ‘til the blacksmith’s boy brings a Evelyn to the Archives
Federal Bureau of Investigation *Triple Shot of crossbow bolts sounds off in the archives.*
@@skhighglitch4217
Tis all a jest 'till the lords boy reacheth into his sachel and pulleth out a hunter axe in thine dream
I see you're a man of culture.
Everybody gangsta until you hear this at castle.
LMAOO
This and the Rains of Castamere
Henry of Skalitz has chosen a dark path. He must be hungry.
Shoot shoot mfsss
*at the phrontistery(school)
Tis was my favorite melody during the crusades
This is the result from changing the past and I like it
"Behold! Start to cry and pray now, pestilent cowards, but not even god himself will save you sinners from my crossbow!"
- Richard, son of the blacksmith, "The quiet kid"
His name's robert.
Richard the Quiet
@@blazedinfernape886 Or Will.
Lmao
Dick the Quiet
Aye, I befriended the quiet lad by sharing a bowl of lentil soup with him and so he saith unto me, “Thou art an upstanding fellow, tarry not in the flea markets come morrow.”
You listen here. I'm supposed to be studying and you got me in trouble because this comment made me LOL.
im crying
Thou better runneth hastily lest my arrow strike true
@@cykablyat9553 All thy other knaves,
With thoust dubious greaves,
Thou shouldst take flight,
Thou shouldst take flight,
Lest my arrow strike true!
I literally spit out my drink 😂
When thy jester scribbles onto thee partchment paper and speaketh, “don’t cometh to thy monestary tomorrow, gentleman”
thou shall regret thine torment caused upon thee
💀 I convinced our supervisor at work to play this over the intercom on nightshift. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all the night crew guys hate me now. This is great
"All t'other young'uns with their inflated pattens should think it wise to flee, flee from mine arrowes"- Adopt ye peasantry, 1311
Iam saving a spot here for the rest of the song please update
Edit* thanks for the likes btw dont know what they do tho but thanks and can you update pls
Yes please do 😳 this is a 10/10 comment
Woke
this gave me the witcher 3 vibes
10/10 CEO of youtube comments
The dislikes were those who weren’t swifter than his Arrows...
Or those who know that this doesn't sound like medieval at all.
Αιμίλιος Σπηλιόπουλος sounds pretty medieval to me
Big Iron but medieval?
I was going to run for my life, then I took an arrow to the knee.
@@aimilios439 A knave that was not swifter than his arrows
"Whatever happened to Elliot?
"He's a saint now"
Thy nobles turn silent when they see Richard take a long bow out of his satchel
It’s all fun and games until Richard pulls out his crossbow during horseback training.
That NFL Weeb everyone took off on horseback😭
There was a case in Spain of a kid who carried on a school shooting with a crossbow.
Killed one person and injured 4
GG
Bruh, he became a horse archer
@@voctur Holy shit you're not kidding: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcelona_school_killing
“Leviticus,you seem quite amiable,do not arrive at thine tutelage on the morrow”
Leviticus is the name of one of my characters in DnD so that cracked me up. Thanks
Looool
Leviticus is the name of my Dog's girlfriend's twin uncle in a fictional fantasy game I play in my mind so that cracked me up. Thanks
@Uriah Her. Smart
@@oracle8192 I dont get it
"All thine other Jesters with their pumped up boots best run best run, outspeed mine bow and arrow."
All the other squires with the curled toe slippers had best outrunneth mine arrows.
When you install the killable children mod on Skyrim . . .
Wasn’t interested in Skyrim until now
“Pa says im to friendly to strangers, but you seem alright.”
Smokeweedeveryday420
WAIT-
Sceptnado
Nani the fuck
Smokeweedeveryday420 same
Martin Luther takes a more aggressive approach after the church ignores his 95 theses
This is the best comment I've seen so far, and there area lot of good ones here. Nice.
I would love to see a movie based around that lol
Completely underrated
THIS IS IT. THE BEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Nuzhat Nayeem ? He wasn’t wdym
The cover art is gold
The middle ages is by far one of the eras that I find most fascinating and your music brings a huge smile to my face. What a perfect example of how art is timeless!
All ye are bandits 'till the silent childe revealeth a crossebowe
This is actually underrated
You sound like you just drank one too many
If, perchance a brigand be harkin’ t’wards a bailiff, a trouble most foul shall beset upon him and his physician, n’ary a stitch in the land shall seal his fester’d wound.
@@tannernorwood1068 No sense was made by your comment
What ho, convenience at its finest!
_All the kings in all the castles
bett'r runneth bett'r
festinate'r than mine own arrows
in their pump'd up slippers_
War general : no fun while we fight
The archers is the back :
When you’re playing Crusader Kings and your character’s sixth son has the strong, attractive, and genius traits
Or when gavelkind is still active and your character is 50+ with more than one kid
@Lee Gou Made my day
Charinfo
Kill (id) / Allow_laws (youngest inherent's) / Yesmen (imprison and execute them)
Or more simply
Charinfo
add_trait fair / genius (character Id)
remove_trait fair / genius (character Id)
ck2 player +1000
Medieval child: *starts playing this song on his lute
Every other peasant: Dost thou want to be friends? I’m willing to pay double for thy livestock
Its all fun and games untill you get a carrier pigeon telling you not to go the bread lines tommorow
@@c.jhamblin5759 I'm crying why is this so funny
Can some1 pls explain for me why u guys use the words such as thou, thy, thee,.. in these meme? I'm not an English speaker so I dont get it, maybe it's the accent of ppl in Medieval right? Sr for my English btw.
@@notgosu0907 for sure! It's how people used to say "you" and "your" and stuff like that WAY back in time, just replace "thou" with you
@@sighthoundstars gramercy, thank thou
The picture for this video is enough said.
Foster thy people have the most pleasant melodies milord
Thou't, in best interests, flee speeds hastier than thine fletching.
Ay brother!
*than mine fletching
@@reptilienkonig6551 *than mine asshole tightens
No one can understand this making it have a very small amount of likes. F
@@saucyyikers3877 curb your superiority complex, everyone gets it, and it has plenty of likes
"I've found but a queer sense of kinship with ye. Don't arrive at this yonder mess hall in a forthnight"
Never thought I’d see King Crimson here. Part 5 best part.
@@variegatedmonsterathaicon Lemme just erase your comment with ze hando and say that part 4 is best
@@mygoodness2041 I second that
Josuke H I can’t argue with Josuke
@@buglab2285 go home
Parting is such sweet sorrow....
Tybalt.
"Thou art safe, but do not attendeth Mass on the morrow."
“Ye scoundrels who wear poulaines piked, make haste or by my BOW be piked!”
My word sir it seems I've grown quite fond of you do to this here remark.
Tis but a scratch
You take his Toy,he gives you the BOW lessons.
"Twas but a witty remark from ye
It's all fun and games until Lord Henry's son brings a bow into prayers
Hey, henry come to see us!
Awwwww so nice to see KCD being known and appreciated \[T]/
B r u h
How does this already have so many likes?
He must be hungry
Sir Robert is fleet of hand - He looketh about the room without inviting you to be privy of his intentions - He hath a rugged tobacco pipe, a youth who thinketh himself a knight - Aye, he found a broadsword - In his father's wardrobe, Aye in a chest of Treasure - I cannot thinketh upon it - He cometh after thee, Aye, he cometh after thee... All the other youths with stylishly shod feet best hasteth away, best hasteth away from the reach my broadsword - All the other youths with stylishly shod feet best hasteth away, hasteth away quicker than my steel.
Yes
All the other villagers
With the pumped up feet
Better run better run
Outrun my bow
All the other villagers
With the pumped up feet
Better run better run
Faster than my arrow
Everybody gangsta until the peasant kid brings his bow to school
I gonna be honest that was a bad joke
Mr. Kevin yeah that’s sort of the point
@@neezoh Racist!
@@leonidaszatchbell2122 yall Americans should be the last to talk about racism
@@cmonbruh9646 im indian 😂. The name's from an anime. Sike~~~
How rude of you to assume my nationality, this is 2020!!!
NGL kinda disappointed a British chap didn’t start singing like a bard
toss a coin to your weird kid
Very disappointed 😔
@Nice meme I understood that reference
Marcel Foreest Oh man congratulations, it’s only the most overused piece of pop culture since “I am your father”.
@@hmmm9658 Lmao
The song that played during the Mongol campaign of total conquest.
The crowds put on a noble façade till the jester notches his short-bow with ill intent.
“Dear Timothy, what is in thine satchel?”
“Vengeance my lord.”
art thou mad brother?
Thou shalt sow what thou reap
Place thyn margarine on the mutt
@Charlie Gascoyne yah dude that's pretty good I know nothing about violins tho😅
"Bastards best be faster then thines arrow."