Haddaway - What Is Love (Medieval Style | Bardcore)

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  • čas přidán 23. 05. 2020
  • What Is Love by Haddaway in a medieval/fantasy Bardcore version. More medieval music on Spotify: sptfy.com/6O6V
    Original Music: Junior Torello, Dee Dee Halligan
    Medieval Edit: Cornelius Link
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    ⚜️ Visit me on
    Instagram: / corneliuslinkmusic
    Twitter: / cornelius_link
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    ⚜️ The cover is made with parts of the (authentic) Bayeux Tapestry. You can build your own medieval comic with the Historic Tale Construction Kit.
    #bardcore #medievalstyle #corneliuslink
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  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations Před 4 lety +8693

    Henry VIII: What is love?
    His wives: baby don't hurt me

  • @Mister.Weatherbee
    @Mister.Weatherbee Před 4 lety +13162

    When you're in an arranged marriage to strengthen the alliance with Bohemia

  • @livinglegend7670
    @livinglegend7670 Před 4 lety +5804

    Bardcore is the best thing to come out of coronavirus.

    • @JacquesSnacques
      @JacquesSnacques Před 4 lety +208

      That's it. There's no better fit for the name of this genre. This is what it's called now.

    • @Chris-qo4rt
      @Chris-qo4rt Před 3 lety +3

      scam

    • @MrDunez1
      @MrDunez1 Před 3 lety +32

      Bardcore lol

    • @sampletext3443
      @sampletext3443 Před 3 lety +6

      420th like (funny number)

    • @shisuka6022
      @shisuka6022 Před 3 lety +9

      @@sampletext3443 its not a funny number its the number of weed

  • @illvminatvs3194
    @illvminatvs3194 Před 4 lety +4656

    This man kickstarted an entire genre.

    • @dilafd5743
      @dilafd5743 Před 4 lety +248

      The founder of Bardcore

    • @legoyoda8431
      @legoyoda8431 Před 3 lety +11

      כן. הבחור הזה ממש צ׳אד

    • @teamcastro9187
      @teamcastro9187 Před 3 lety +73

      צ'אד ציוני מדינת ישראל
      Bardcore was already a thing, this man boomed it.

    • @yarenkocer6714
      @yarenkocer6714 Před 3 lety +1

      yh lol :)

    • @sean-e-boy
      @sean-e-boy Před 3 lety +17

      no he didnt beedles did

  • @waynes.wilson6616
    @waynes.wilson6616 Před 4 lety +4592

    When thy companions beseech thee to accompany them to the local tavern.

  • @chadthundercock5641
    @chadthundercock5641 Před 4 lety +2197

    - Tavern wench shows her ankles
    - Thou and thine brethren:

  • @moonflame1170
    @moonflame1170 Před 4 lety +1017

    Be this love?
    Maiden, pray, spare me
    Pray, spare me
    Henceforth

  • @AndyRoidEU
    @AndyRoidEU Před 3 lety +956

    The moment when you realize
    that this is a trend *this summer*
    because the plague was a thing mainly in _medieval times_

    • @oniflrog4487
      @oniflrog4487 Před 3 lety +19

      " Time is an invariant of every transformation" ... so we are back in a dark age due to a plague xD

    • @Phoenix-the-Poet
      @Phoenix-the-Poet Před 3 lety +8

      When you realize that means we are in MEDIEVAL ERA mark 2. The dark ages always come with autocrats and plagues.

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli Před 3 lety +4

      @@Phoenix-the-Poet Actually, we had plenty of autocrats and plagues that didn't result in a dark age. The first dark age was apparently caused by the collapse of global trade and conflict ("sea peoples") that may have been climate driven. The second was caused by infighting between Roman elites weakening the empire to the point where it was defeated, and again took a large chunk of global trade from Europe with it. If we have another dark age, it will likely be due to global trade collapsing.

    • @TwiGuy4
      @TwiGuy4 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Merennulli so if china stops sending stuff to the usa basically

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli Před 2 lety

      @@TwiGuy4 We're diversifying with our sweatshop labor sources. It would need to be all of Asia now.

  • @fishum6483
    @fishum6483 Před 4 lety +18759

    Mistress don't harm me, don't harm me, henceforth.

  • @kazanshin4108
    @kazanshin4108 Před 4 lety +8798

    "Never Gonna Give You Up" medieval style. We're gonna rickroll the nobility, the clergy and the third estate all at once.

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 Před 4 lety +167

      THEY WILL CHOP ME HEAD,AND ALL OF YA SWASH BUCKLING RAT-BRAINED HEADS! HAVE ZU THOUGHTZ ABOUT THE CONSIQUENCEZ,YOU ALL WILL BE SCREAMING PAIN! JESUS FLIPPING COCK!

    • @themirror8994
      @themirror8994 Před 4 lety +56

      Finally, i will have my revenge!

    • @ZacharySchultedotcom
      @ZacharySchultedotcom Před 4 lety +70

      got you covered buddy czcams.com/video/7INRWFj0JyA/video.html

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 Před 4 lety +20

      @@ZacharySchultedotcom AHHH

    • @decasaint532
      @decasaint532 Před 4 lety +6

      YES

  • @iam_blitz_
    @iam_blitz_ Před 5 měsíci +43

    Imagine walking into the tavern right after a glorious day of battle and the bards are cooking this heat in the corner while endless mead is being served to the patrons

  • @eendiiee.
    @eendiiee. Před 4 lety +1046

    Girlfriend: what kind of music do you prefer?
    Me: it's complicated...

  • @fabroski7113
    @fabroski7113 Před 4 lety +2424

    Romeo: "I love you, Juliet"
    Juliet: "ok, but i gotta marry count paris"
    Romeo:

  • @SorryIJustAteYourDog
    @SorryIJustAteYourDog Před 4 lety +4075

    When the fair Dutchess of Tuscany refuses thine hand in matrimony.

    • @dontbesckmindedLOL
      @dontbesckmindedLOL Před 4 lety +41

      1066?

    • @emperorjustinian7957
      @emperorjustinian7957 Před 4 lety +79

      𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐃𝐢 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐚?

    • @SorryIJustAteYourDog
      @SorryIJustAteYourDog Před 4 lety +101

      @@emperorjustinian7957 Verily, I seeth thou art a man of culture and esteem of the fair maidens of yore.

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 Před 4 lety +10

      @LordZeno technically doesnt have to be to have a duke

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ Před 4 lety +10

      LordZeno shut up redditor

  • @chriro0960
    @chriro0960 Před 4 lety +1926

    Only 30s kids will remember
    1330 that is

  • @SKYZO4
    @SKYZO4 Před 3 lety +76

    0:49 I love how accurate this sounds to the original

  • @cuddlyguineapigs
    @cuddlyguineapigs Před 4 lety +7786

    This makes me wanna dance so hard at the tavern, my ankles might show.

    • @DrakeMagnum
      @DrakeMagnum Před 4 lety +815

      Beg mercy upon thy Lord damsel! Tis a folly to risk such ill favor, unless thy do such in secret of the underground taverns wherest the Lord's eye cannot penetrate.

    • @henrymaher4145
      @henrymaher4145 Před 4 lety +463

      Scandalous wench!

    • @NatosStuff
      @NatosStuff Před 4 lety +647

      begone, temptress!

    • @mexmii8525
      @mexmii8525 Před 4 lety +289

      Not the ankles

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Před 4 lety +343

      _hArLoT!_

  • @RowanProductions
    @RowanProductions Před 4 lety +7277

    When you're so early the church bell hasn't rung yet.

  • @deleteexistence6175
    @deleteexistence6175 Před 4 lety +81

    I can't help but visualise a feasting hall becoming a nightclub as the beat drops.

  • @heatherloughlin544
    @heatherloughlin544 Před 3 lety +66

    "Nay, I knowest not, wherefore thou are not fair. I giveth thee my love, but thou doth not care." 🥀

  • @carlosr7622
    @carlosr7622 Před 4 lety +8721

    this was released summer of 1334 i’m getting so nostalgic right now

  • @defneaydin2005
    @defneaydin2005 Před 4 lety +780

    When thy father is arranging thy marriage to the daughter of a nobleman, but thy heart lies with a servant girl

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing Před 4 lety +43

      That timeless tale

    • @aqua5758
      @aqua5758 Před 4 lety +44

      Just hire her as a maid W

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 Před 4 lety +6

      lol i like how u wrote you’re instead of your even tho the opposite is what people make mistakes with most of the time

    • @JoaoVictor-gy5ks
      @JoaoVictor-gy5ks Před 4 lety +12

      your heart lies to a servant man*

    • @-_--ex9sz
      @-_--ex9sz Před 4 lety +25

      João Victor When thou trusty companion doesn’t sayith “no homo”

  • @aristosh1tpost
    @aristosh1tpost Před 3 lety +144

    Wait, I've just get the joke: the three guys in the cart are a reference to the video of three Jim Carrys in the car dancing to this song. Well done!

    • @qwertyasd889
      @qwertyasd889 Před 3 lety +9

      Omg true!!!! Haha!

    • @Zimisce85
      @Zimisce85 Před 2 lety +5

      Wow. Now I demand a video version with guys redoing Jim Carry SNL skit but dressed in medieval robes. And I expect the guys of Viva La Dirt League to be enlisted for that.

    • @Aleksander_Hnatjuk
      @Aleksander_Hnatjuk Před rokem

      Night at the Roxbury! :D

  • @viabum
    @viabum Před 2 lety +48

    The thing I've always appreciated about Cornelius Link is that it really sounds like someone performing. A lot of Bardcore on CZcams just sounds like they plugged songs into an acoustic MIDI music maker or something. If people enjoy that, far be it from me to try and take that from them, but Cornelius has always felt so much more organic and been that much closer to a "medieval" cover, silly as that sounds.

  • @hopekee
    @hopekee Před 4 lety +2965

    "What music you listening to?"
    Me: "Oh, just 80's music"
    "Cool, the 80's were great my parents always said"
    Me: "Your parents lived in 1180?"

    • @andrina118
      @andrina118 Před 4 lety +69

      Bloody Norman rubbish, give me the Anglo-Saxon version any day

    • @STPickrell
      @STPickrell Před 4 lety +83

      Twist: But it's the 1480s.

    • @fadelbaabud8968
      @fadelbaabud8968 Před 4 lety +1

      Fokin hell 😂😂

    • @Nolroa
      @Nolroa Před 4 lety +49

      Actually, “What is Love?” was released in '92... 1192, I guess.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 Před 4 lety +2

      Nolberto Roa Pulido
      Bah we were still coming off that common cold it felt like the years never went on😂

  • @imayes
    @imayes Před 4 lety +560

    What art Affection?
    Damsel, withhold mine harm
    Withhold mine harm
    Henceforth

  • @HighGround-rx1lr
    @HighGround-rx1lr Před 3 lety +439

    Please make a "Never gonna give you up" medieval version

    • @Adaetro
      @Adaetro Před 3 lety +12

      Got you covered czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

    • @dward4629
      @dward4629 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Adaetro rickrolled!

    • @ih82r8
      @ih82r8 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh yes please!

    • @joejutsu3268
      @joejutsu3268 Před 3 lety +3

      @Ramelo I got rick rolled too.. I think, it's eternal now

    • @yaboipalps8616
      @yaboipalps8616 Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/YxjY_YTksKM/video.html

  • @azn9636
    @azn9636 Před 11 měsíci +18

    "By order of His Majesty, Henry VIII, you have been sentenced to death via. beheading."
    "No thanks."

  • @jodofe4879
    @jodofe4879 Před 4 lety +3971

    When thou art at the village dance and a comely maiden showeth thee her ankle.

    • @richardarmstrong9770
      @richardarmstrong9770 Před 4 lety +127

      Yes yes now undo the first 7 buttons of your 1000 button dress.

    • @zakhawker344
      @zakhawker344 Před 4 lety +103

      knowing the medieval period it's more likely she'd just get her tits out

    • @bojanspasovski5125
      @bojanspasovski5125 Před 4 lety +21

      *thy village

    • @warandwar227
      @warandwar227 Před 4 lety +33

      Thou maiden might be a HERETIC!

    • @our_illumination949
      @our_illumination949 Před 4 lety +27

      @@zakhawker344 the oldest trick in the book right? Need attention? Show em yer tets

  • @mr.badtouchman
    @mr.badtouchman Před 4 lety +1850

    This video: What is love?
    Me: It's this video. THIS is love.

  • @lucifermorningstar3709
    @lucifermorningstar3709 Před 3 lety +40

    Ah yeas, I remember back in the 90s when this was released.
    The good old 1090s

  • @shaunisaint-louis7204
    @shaunisaint-louis7204 Před 3 lety +87

    Yo imagine being so bored that you created a whole new genre of music it’s amazing

  • @JWaldmeister
    @JWaldmeister Před 4 lety +2111

    this beat is sicker than 50 year old medieval peasants

    • @Daniele-et5ks
      @Daniele-et5ks Před 4 lety +35

      @@william20303 he was.. the ruler of one of the most powerful States of the time.. he was no peasant

    • @freshtoast9578
      @freshtoast9578 Před 4 lety +42

      ​@InFlames4lyf blacksmiths quite commonly reached a pretty old age up to 60 and more. they did so often enough that most peasants thought the fumes from a blacksmiths forge extended life so they would ask to huff their forge. the average life span is also much lower in medieval stats since so many died at birth. even bc people lived beyond 25 very often in rome people needed to be over 25 years old minimum to be a senator.

    • @Boyd2342
      @Boyd2342 Před 4 lety

      @@william20303 VENICE MENTIONED

    • @MrHejke
      @MrHejke Před 4 lety +21

      If they were able to live until their 50s then the could've lived much longer. High mortality was linked with young age, there were a lot of old men in medieval times, just a lot of dead infants and kids as well...

    • @beenie3708
      @beenie3708 Před 4 lety

      IM WEEEEZING LMAOOOOOO

  • @SkillBill1000.
    @SkillBill1000. Před 4 lety +2032

    Jim Carey’s ancestor dancing to this in a horse carriage with the boys

  • @deputyzen834
    @deputyzen834 Před 3 lety +271

    Send this to aliens to confuse them

  • @wynautwarrior2161
    @wynautwarrior2161 Před měsícem +1

    I can't help but imagine this a montage of a group of knights traveling throughout the land on a grand journey or something. I dunno. Imagination runs wild with bangers like this.

  • @AdWipe
    @AdWipe Před 4 lety +537

    I'm so glad the algorithm is sending me stuff like this rather than the type of content on trending

    • @camicus-3249
      @camicus-3249 Před 4 lety +27

      People give the algorithm a lot of flak, but it always gives me exactly what I want before I knew I did

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 Před 4 lety +3

      You dont get recommended the stuff on trending unless you watch it

    • @wisdoom9153
      @wisdoom9153 Před 4 lety +9

      @@insertmemorableusernameher6795 weird thing is, i watched lots of computer hardware channel n accidentally clicked ONE music video.
      Guess what's popping up after that? Bjillion of music vids, ranged from old to new.
      Yeah, the algorithm is kinda f*cked up for me.

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 Před 4 lety +6

      @@wisdoom9153
      If you mark enough videos as "not inerested", you could probably get rid of the recommendations

    • @patricktho6546
      @patricktho6546 Před 4 lety

      Totally agree.
      There is like only one video on the german trending I like :)
      (Game Two)

  • @A.Edlacir
    @A.Edlacir Před 4 lety +512

    First instrument: “I'm a harpsichord."
    Second instrument: “I'm a lute."
    Harpsichord: “No you're not! You're that other string instrument!"
    Lute: “Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"

  • @MinefulFreak
    @MinefulFreak Před 3 lety +37

    Her: "he's probably out there cheating"
    Me and the boys playing Bard all weekend:

  • @gorfic__starshadow9801
    @gorfic__starshadow9801 Před 3 lety +105

    WHAT IS LOVE?
    M'LADY DONT HURT ME...
    DONT HURT ME...
    NEVERMORE.

    • @fishnujish1511
      @fishnujish1511 Před 2 lety +4

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 Před 4 lety +3044

    This comment section is literally a medieval tavern.

    • @DrakeMagnum
      @DrakeMagnum Před 4 lety +102

      Verily! Dare thou cast doubt on the cunning of your fellow man?

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 Před 4 lety +68

      Silence wenche, bringeth fourth another mead!

    • @selloutsanders5774
      @selloutsanders5774 Před 4 lety +52

      How dare thy, nothing wrong with an ale to wash the sins away.

    • @daveyhasstuffs7720
      @daveyhasstuffs7720 Před 4 lety +27

      To thy God spede you

    • @maxkho00
      @maxkho00 Před 4 lety +29

      @@selloutsanders5774"Thou" must one speaketh, thou art not verily a dweller o' our hamlet if thou can not even speak the tongue o' our folk like thou must!

  • @elysse5294
    @elysse5294 Před 4 lety +789

    When I first discovered Astronomia but Medieval Tavern Style I was like, “what is this?”. Now I know. It is love. Baby don’t hurt me.

  • @gageiannitelli6994
    @gageiannitelli6994 Před 4 lety +369

    It's crazy, you single handedly created somewhat of a new genre here on the platform! I've been seeing all other medieval covers of songs lately, ever since you uploaded yours. Awesome stuff :)

    • @IceColder
      @IceColder Před 2 lety +5

      it is called algorithm. 🙄

    • @DjPaNik
      @DjPaNik Před 2 lety +14

      This was done way before he uploaded. It just got more popular now.

  • @Terminal-Man
    @Terminal-Man Před 3 lety +24

    These medieval 🏰 songs deserve to be made into music videos showing the musicians dressed in the attire of the period.

  • @Fukei_Mono
    @Fukei_Mono Před 4 lety +597

    I absolutely adore how the comment thread just went full-on Shakespeare.

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono Před 4 lety +30

      @RD Marvel
      Please pardon me. For I am still a spring chicken in this community.

    • @auslander1776
      @auslander1776 Před 4 lety +24

      Thou shalt be forgiven if thine heart be pure

    • @sbrevolver15
      @sbrevolver15 Před 4 lety +5

      Forsooth thine commentary is most droll.

    • @trentbrown500
      @trentbrown500 Před 4 lety +4

      Sir William Shakespeare: Nay
      Sir John of Birkshire: *I SAY*

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al Před 4 lety +4

      PSA: Thou is ruder than You. The word thou is much more intimate than You, the same way the German "du" is much less polite and less formal than Sie (not sie). You English speakers decided to ditch 'thou' while keeping plural-you and formal 'You', while we Swedes for whatever reason decided to ditch the formal 'You' and just use thou for singular and you for plural.

  • @itschichi2211
    @itschichi2211 Před 4 lety +4720

    When thou fell in love with the wench only for thou to discover that she was the village witch, and thou was beneath a love spell
    I must thank thou for thine likes you have bestowed on this here publication of thoughts :)

    • @ethanmarble2866
      @ethanmarble2866 Před 4 lety +328

      thou art a simp nonetheless
      Tis unordinary, for so many to admire mine words and at now i doth recincile with mine understanding of other such document changes

    • @jayk4828
      @jayk4828 Před 4 lety +157

      @@ethanmarble2866 a begger of Harlots

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 Před 4 lety +73

      @@ethanmarble2866 *NOBODY EXPECTS THE GOLDEN HORDE*

    • @greedysheldon1254
      @greedysheldon1254 Před 4 lety +11

      How to get a new wife

    • @epsilomtrent932
      @epsilomtrent932 Před 4 lety +21

      greedysheldon 12 dost thou seeketh a maiden worthy of thy hand in marriage?

  • @LCFR1
    @LCFR1 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I'd buy the shit out this album if ever released

  • @oneguy7544
    @oneguy7544 Před 3 lety +33

    Makes me wanna make a village and hang out in the tavern for 24/7

  • @_swapnil_
    @_swapnil_ Před 4 lety +3011

    "tHe 60s sUcKeD! 1600s mUsIc wAs bEtTeR.

    • @ammaren9459
      @ammaren9459 Před 4 lety +38

      It was tho

    • @phoenixfoster-smith8585
      @phoenixfoster-smith8585 Před 4 lety +152

      Actually i'm a fan of the 1300s. 1600s was too complex and stuff, it sucked.

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 Před 4 lety +56

      Dorset Mapper I agree, too much hipster stuff they were trying too hard

    • @jokuihmehyyppa
      @jokuihmehyyppa Před 4 lety +69

      @@phoenixfoster-smith8585 1300s sucks. You want real music? 11th & 12th century chants!

    • @fossilfountain
      @fossilfountain Před 4 lety +20

      All jokes aside are there any actual musical records from the early medieval period?

  • @dist0rted320
    @dist0rted320 Před 4 lety +3059

    Whens't thine own wife falls into an embrace other than thine own.

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 Před 4 lety +133

      Tis a bad feel

    • @scootch4224
      @scootch4224 Před 4 lety +78

      Scarres thine heart every fortnight

    • @thesayxx
      @thesayxx Před 4 lety +51

      Thats why good Ser's should report thine wenches to thine holy church for practicing witchcraft, when good Ser's suspect adultery!

    • @scootch4224
      @scootch4224 Před 4 lety +17

      BloodRaven God be with you

    • @dist0rted320
      @dist0rted320 Před 4 lety +16

      @@thesayxx Godspeed, good Ser Knight!

  • @deekay1306
    @deekay1306 Před 3 lety +5

    He came to CZcams, uploaded 4 bangers, and then dipped. What a legend.

  • @unknownjuggler-endlessspir8133

    I would love a medieval cover of girls just wanna have fun

    • @PlainsPup
      @PlainsPup Před 4 lety

      Yes!

    • @AlexBermann
      @AlexBermann Před 3 lety +14

      Maidens merely crave pleasure

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa Před 3 lety +2

      @@AlexBermann you owe me a new set of sides because this absolutely destroyed mine, 10/10

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK Před 4 lety +1195

    When thy king arranges thy marriage to his inbreed heir

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 Před 4 lety +2

      The king in 2023 would be like:
      czcams.com/video/lCl7I7png08/video.html

    • @omegaonthefly1977
      @omegaonthefly1977 Před 4 lety

      “Mary! We’re all inbred!”

    • @ZOCCOK
      @ZOCCOK Před 3 lety +2

      @@omegaonthefly1977 I took over a month to realize that oversimplified reference

  • @randombluepig8905
    @randombluepig8905 Před 4 lety +1587

    What is love?
    Answer: The amount of effort put into this video

    • @patricktho6546
      @patricktho6546 Před 4 lety +14

      Of course many people forget how much work you have to put in a good quality video.

    • @lala-kc3br
      @lala-kc3br Před 4 lety

      @William Napier i agree

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man Před 4 lety +1

      No, The Answer Is: Baby Don't Hurt Me, Don't Hurt Me, No More.

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man Před 4 lety

      @William Napier Nope, Not An R/Woooooosh.

    • @blue_kobolt1785
      @blue_kobolt1785 Před 4 lety

      Good answer :)

  • @irukhan07
    @irukhan07 Před 3 lety +8

    every guitar chord, every piano key... goosebumps!

  • @EpicGifted
    @EpicGifted Před 3 lety +12

    An absoLUTE banger

  • @bigassgorilla42
    @bigassgorilla42 Před 4 lety +423

    And then the bard, not knowing if he would ever hear back...called out to the heavens “what is love?” A question that was met with the deafening silence of the night

    • @nightingale2710
      @nightingale2710 Před 4 lety +13

      Jesus that's so beautiful and heartwrenching actually, especially while listening to the beginning of the song

    • @johankwok
      @johankwok Před 4 lety

      Nice touch

    • @kamilprzybyszewski1899
      @kamilprzybyszewski1899 Před 4 lety +6

      And then, a powerful voice answered "oh baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more"

    • @synkkamaan1331
      @synkkamaan1331 Před 4 lety +2

      A question that was met with .... the rhythm of the night ?

  • @jamewtf
    @jamewtf Před 4 lety +2681

    Whens’t thine wife showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:

    • @isidora5201
      @isidora5201 Před 4 lety +101

      @afootineachworld *butter churning intensifies*

    • @jamewtf
      @jamewtf Před 4 lety +10

      afootineachworld Ooh even better

    • @cjpk1687
      @cjpk1687 Před 4 lety +1

      Good lord man!

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před 4 lety +1

      @afootineachworld : Amish country perhaps?

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 Před 4 lety

      *When thy wife doth nay showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:

  • @jaredbaratta8589
    @jaredbaratta8589 Před 3 lety +21

    Call forth from yonder the honorable Knights of Roxbury.

  • @lucyabdrews7312
    @lucyabdrews7312 Před 2 lety +2

    We shall never know what love doth be, but the beat makes us forgeteth.

  • @Buenomars
    @Buenomars Před 4 lety +1071

    "Mother! Over yonder a bullock cart with three peasants, their heads... swaying in tandem, as if possessed! Is this the dark times of plague grandfather foretold?"

  • @masteroogway5932
    @masteroogway5932 Před 4 lety +2416

    When thee maketh premarital eye contact with a dandy maiden at church:

    • @hiimme101
      @hiimme101 Před 4 lety +122

      *Thou makest. I will grammar Nazi archaic second person singular present versus present indicative.
      Kids these days wyth their standardized spellings and their lack of a proper distinction between second persons singular and plural thus resulting in forms such as y'all and yins arising to take the place left by thee/thy/thou leaving putting "you" as the indistinct singular and plural. Smh.

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees Před 4 lety +67

      @@hiimme101 Shaking mine own headeth

    • @hermocrasbreadlord9557
      @hermocrasbreadlord9557 Před 4 lety +35

      @@hiimme101 I shall eateth thy sandwich
      Thou art gay
      I shall put a curse on thee
      A few examples how to use the words

    • @dapper4459
      @dapper4459 Před 4 lety +6

      Ah ye verocious dog ye, thou makest the lewdest of comments whilst i attend my business in the privy.

    • @notfutomomo3424
      @notfutomomo3424 Před 4 lety +1

      Thy lord shall pass judgement on thee for taking such fair church maiden. No regeret'eth

  • @Cloud.Strife
    @Cloud.Strife Před 2 lety +3

    0:49 When the bagpipes dropeth!

  • @monitoredactivity8649
    @monitoredactivity8649 Před 3 lety +2

    A pick that would play only the most masterful of melodies on the lute, that would leave the maidens moist, and wanting.

  • @CT-6210
    @CT-6210 Před 4 lety +902

    Just imagine Back to the Future going back to medieval times and Marty McFly playing this with a lyre or a hurdy gurdy lol
    "I supposeth thou art not yet prepared for this, but thy descendants will love it."

    • @livip1203
      @livip1203 Před 4 lety +31

      now this is the comment I came looking for

    • @Drongobee
      @Drongobee Před 4 lety +42

      The fruit of thy loins shall henceforth consider this "a bop".

    • @trinitech6868
      @trinitech6868 Před 4 lety

      XD thats funny

    • @crazym8211
      @crazym8211 Před 4 lety

      the comment we deserved

  • @joshuagraham6894
    @joshuagraham6894 Před 4 lety +2282

    When you get married to a baroness because you managed to kill a man on horseback in a joust

    • @virgilebonnaud5525
      @virgilebonnaud5525 Před 4 lety

      Anton Babani how does it work?

    • @Elmonsterhombre
      @Elmonsterhombre Před 4 lety +4

      @@virgilebonnaud5525 By having money/possessions and power. Jousting is more a late medieval thing. It was at some point taken over by the high nobles from the low nobility (Knights, etc.), i think. It was more of a sport thing

    • @Elmonsterhombre
      @Elmonsterhombre Před 4 lety +1

      @Anton Babani I didn't mean it that way. I just tried to say that a poor knight probably didn't get a baroness, no matter how many men he jousted off their mighty stallions or steeds

    • @hopoutattheafterparty6245
      @hopoutattheafterparty6245 Před 4 lety +2

      @Anton Babani
      Imagine supporting the medieval nobility structure

    • @luizandrade6900
      @luizandrade6900 Před 4 lety +1

      @Anton Babani It is...

  • @thechantingfairy
    @thechantingfairy Před 3 lety +7

    my medieval ancestors approve of this, that summer in 1331 was a blast

  • @jeremyeineichner7271
    @jeremyeineichner7271 Před 3 lety +24

    What is love, 'tis not hereafter,
    Present mirth, hath present laughter:
    What's to come, is still unsure.
    In delay there lies no plenty,
    Then come kiss me sweet and twenty:
    Youth's a stuff will not endure.

    • @1pussychicken
      @1pussychicken Před 3 lety

      That is a quote from one of my favourite Shakespearean plays 'Twelfth Night'. Ben Kingsley sings it in the movie... He does it brilliantly. czcams.com/video/h8kA2zx8isk/video.html

    • @jeremyeineichner7271
      @jeremyeineichner7271 Před 3 lety +1

      @@1pussychicken Indeed it is! It also just happens to scan with the song

  • @werdna8815
    @werdna8815 Před 4 lety +902

    The question many an ancient philosopher has asked, one that the monks who composed this tune were thinking of at the time.

  • @PleasentDddd
    @PleasentDddd Před 4 lety +405

    “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.”
    -William Shakespeare

    • @MOON-wl2eg
      @MOON-wl2eg Před 4 lety +5

      Baby don't hurt me, no more, never more

    • @neo.3
      @neo.3 Před 4 lety +15

      Baby, thou hurteth me not. Hurteth me not, never more shalt thee.

    • @samuelasanderinos1521
      @samuelasanderinos1521 Před 4 lety +5

      Or Chaucer, because Shakespeare was not around in the medieval ages 🙃

    • @kyledion1346
      @kyledion1346 Před 4 lety +3

      @@samuelasanderinos1521 Please, we all know Chaucer was too busy hanging out with Heath Ledger and Alan Tudyk to write a song like this.

    • @neildennis7294
      @neildennis7294 Před 4 lety +4

      Samuela Sanderinos I am fairly sure this appeared in Chaucer’s The Haddaway’s Tale.

  • @syedraidarsalan4685
    @syedraidarsalan4685 Před 13 dny

    This piece would blow up if it came out a year ago. It was ahead of its time

  • @S1lvermoon
    @S1lvermoon Před rokem +1

    After scouring through a bunch of bardcore/medieval styled modern musics I realized the best part is actually the comment section

  • @DNBKINGDNB
    @DNBKINGDNB Před 4 lety +612

    When you call your vassals into a war and they don't answer the call.

  • @prohobbyist5872
    @prohobbyist5872 Před 4 lety +497

    Imagine a time traveler going back in time and composing these.

    • @sev.3.163
      @sev.3.163 Před 4 lety +29

      It'd be nice to go back and see if modern music would be as successful as it is nowadays

    • @nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480
      @nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480 Před 4 lety +26

      He'll be burned at the stake (?)

    • @YOUVVITCH
      @YOUVVITCH Před 4 lety +19

      @@nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480 Nah. Probably hung. People were barely burnt at the stake. But only if he makes it obvious he's a time traveller.

    • @4Yfaz
      @4Yfaz Před 4 lety +7

      @@YOUVVITCH It will be pretty much impossible to pass as local even if you speak the language and if you're alone and are a foreigner you're gonna get robbed for sure and probably killed

    • @JamesTKirk-cg4hl
      @JamesTKirk-cg4hl Před 4 lety +17

      He probably would die from an infection before he could even compose it. Our bodies are not immune against the germs of medieval era

  • @ElectricSoul828
    @ElectricSoul828 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I love the bardcore community

  • @gloriaglore-ms7gk
    @gloriaglore-ms7gk Před rokem +3

    The internet can be so impressive sometimes, ngl.

  • @TheSeaarrow
    @TheSeaarrow Před 4 lety +670

    When your daughter had to marry the sultan in order to secure a non aggression pact with the ottoman empire...

    • @davute9546
      @davute9546 Před 4 lety +19

      👳‍♂️👳‍♂️👳‍♂️

    • @bluenothing_666
      @bluenothing_666 Před 4 lety +12

      But you prepare your army in secret to wipe out this pagans

    • @Justinian506
      @Justinian506 Před 4 lety +13

      Interfaith marriages weren't allowed then so

    • @AlbertBasedman
      @AlbertBasedman Před 4 lety +10

      @@Justinian506 plus it would have been embarassing for the woman once christendom found out

    • @xhelos1
      @xhelos1 Před 4 lety +9

      Interfaith marriages happend eversince seljuks defeated byzantines at manzikert and continued to happen in ottoman reign what are you guys on about LOL. It may well happen before seljuks tho i just dont know about it.
      Its just what people tend to do you know, christians did not crusade 24/7 and muslims didnt cihad all the time. Unless you are looking history with a clear holy agenda.

  • @wuphy
    @wuphy Před 4 lety +1416

    And I shouteth: “Beseech you meekly, that is not thy baroness, that is my wife!”

    • @yarnsafetygoggles6400
      @yarnsafetygoggles6400 Před 4 lety +1

      LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

    • @unm0vedm0ver
      @unm0vedm0ver Před 4 lety +10

      "I shouteth" maketh no sense. That would literally be "I shouts".

    • @davidsstalidzans2167
      @davidsstalidzans2167 Před 4 lety +7

      @@unm0vedm0ver off with yer head

    • @wuphy
      @wuphy Před 4 lety +4

      @Cambarcus you are corrects, i are sorries, i thanks you

    • @unm0vedm0ver
      @unm0vedm0ver Před 4 lety +1

      @@davidsstalidzans2167 address me not, unwashed peasant.

  • @nep1023
    @nep1023 Před 3 lety +31

    who else is watching this during the black plauge?

  • @ItsMeFern2019
    @ItsMeFern2019 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Literally one of my favorite songs of all time and I get to experience it in medieval form??? Your doing the lords work my friend. This is absolutely phenomenal.

  • @A.Froster
    @A.Froster Před 4 lety +126

    "What type of music you listen to ?"
    -You know , some old stuff
    "Oh some 80' rock ?"
    -No , i mean REALLY old stuff

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx Před 4 lety +11

      *Sits In Seventh Century Welsh Lullabies*

    • @Immortal..
      @Immortal.. Před 4 lety +4

      Well, technically its brand new stuff...

  • @endraandre
    @endraandre Před 4 lety +1903

    Mine peasant companions and I wend 'round visiteth all the nobles' parties

    • @Nerdlore.
      @Nerdlore. Před 4 lety +19

      Mine peasant friends and I, sir!

    • @endraandre
      @endraandre Před 4 lety +10

      @@Nerdlore. i thank thee heartily

    • @Nerdlore.
      @Nerdlore. Před 4 lety +5

      @@endraandre Nay problem, good sir!

    • @clairestordahl6160
      @clairestordahl6160 Před 4 lety +1

      I can see the montage now

    • @mrxenagos8514
      @mrxenagos8514 Před 4 lety +4

      Aye! And when thine bard stops playing we whip him

  • @janandreiyanoyan8825
    @janandreiyanoyan8825 Před 3 lety +17

    When Eleanor of Aquitane leaves you for Henry II of England
    Louis VII:

  • @IvQ
    @IvQ Před 2 lety +1

    what the fuck, level of awesomeness of this is over 9000

  • @ollyviawarren3916
    @ollyviawarren3916 Před 4 lety +2470

    I used to skip like a little girl when thy merchants would play this ditty

  • @sansgirlfriend
    @sansgirlfriend Před 4 lety +1902

    Imagine this is the only evidence that humanity ever existed.

    • @13x666
      @13x666 Před 4 lety +102

      This comment would work under almost any CZcams video tbh :)

    • @IRosamelia
      @IRosamelia Před 4 lety +9

      Better than lolcatz I says

    • @suvamkumarsarangi6593
      @suvamkumarsarangi6593 Před 4 lety +6

      Groovy

    • @lofiwackpainting7439
      @lofiwackpainting7439 Před 4 lety +4

      I like the profile picture but I can’t remember what it is

    • @IRosamelia
      @IRosamelia Před 4 lety +4

      @@Targonir Imagine if the only evidence of humankind were a Borat interview 😅

  • @kai-spy4921
    @kai-spy4921 Před 3 lety +17

    Ok, so this is the scene I imagine. Yes. It’s a bit fantasy-esque, but bear with me.
    Two time travelers arrive in the medieval times. They stop at a tavern and notice that it’s... not as lively as they thought. And then the chaotic one picks up a lute and starts to strum.
    ... and then the tempo kicks up. The other traveler knows what’s going on. The other patrons turn to look at this finely-dressed lad with his foot on a stool, strumming away.
    Traveler 1: God damn it, Larry! I told you not to make a scene!
    Larry: *Mischievous smirk as the drums kick in* Aww Tyler! Have some fun!
    *The music roars to life! Everyone in the tavern is having a grand ol’ time!*
    Tyler: LARRY! God fucking- fine. I’ll let you have this one. ... show you memes ONE time-

  • @Stefarooh
    @Stefarooh Před 3 lety +15

    So you sir, where the one that started this whole bardcore craze! Well done and your pairing with Hildegard Von Blingen is just heavenly. Please I implore the two of you not to stop.

  • @andreaflorecitas
    @andreaflorecitas Před 4 lety +612

    Who listened to this in 476 a. C. - 1453? That were good times
    🔽

    • @manjensen1710
      @manjensen1710 Před 4 lety +39

      It seems like 1005 was only yesterday, when CZcams just came out, now we are in þe plage of 1020 watching ye classics

    • @Sm4shBG
      @Sm4shBG Před 4 lety +1

      Y u do dis to me?

    • @jdekkers3262
      @jdekkers3262 Před 4 lety +10

      Just vibing while the plague kills your entire village
      Good vibes only

    • @bolavyanal8366
      @bolavyanal8366 Před 4 lety +3

      Oh, yes, I remember how me and the bois listened to this during our trip to Holy Land, best crusade ever

    • @niyaboyd3805
      @niyaboyd3805 Před 4 lety +3

      Thou from 1096, thou greatest year in all of thous history.

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman Před 4 lety +1010

    All Star is inevitable. Might as well get it out of the way.

    • @beanbirdie
      @beanbirdie Před 4 lety +18

      May I introduce to you, All Star as an English madrigal? czcams.com/video/mbDjE_G383k/video.html

    • @bitsandbolts7884
      @bitsandbolts7884 Před 4 lety +4

      Can't wait

    • @THEDR0NEZ0NE
      @THEDR0NEZ0NE Před 4 lety +14

      We'll be getting never going to give you up by the end of the month

    • @bitsandbolts7884
      @bitsandbolts7884 Před 4 lety +4

      @@THEDR0NEZ0NE I need that in my life

    • @YotoBoto
      @YotoBoto Před 4 lety +1

      Claire Teusch thank god it isn’t a rick roll. We safe guys

  • @joulesbillones3474
    @joulesbillones3474 Před 3 lety +2

    Yooo i thought it was Twice 😭🤣🤣 i was ready to bop

  • @bluewolf6323
    @bluewolf6323 Před 3 lety +4

    This is something Jaskier would play while traveling with Geralt. Or when they find a band in a tavern and have a few too many drinks.

  • @Rychlas
    @Rychlas Před 4 lety +2657

    I imagine them riding through a village at night, and shaking their heads, but mostly because the road is actually very bumpy.
    .
    .
    .
    Edit: Cornelius, could you please make a version in the style of the first 30 seconds? It's so mellancholic, so mellow, just beautiful. I'd love to listen to a longer version of this slow, beautifully crafted medieval piece about unrequited love.

    • @user-mm6fv9dv2d
      @user-mm6fv9dv2d Před 4 lety +151

      𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 Před 4 lety +30

      i dislike and adore this kind of humour

    • @darkkitty22
      @darkkitty22 Před 4 lety +4

      😂😭😭

    • @chakinabox
      @chakinabox Před 4 lety +8

      Would make a really funny scene for a Mel Brooks movie!

    • @Nerdlore.
      @Nerdlore. Před 4 lety +22

      @@user-mm6fv9dv2d You were trying to cross the border right?

  • @dertobinator580
    @dertobinator580 Před 4 lety +305

    Me and my boys cruisin to a medieval disco.

  • @puremercury
    @puremercury Před 2 lety

    These really show off how sturdy the underlying songs are.

  • @EisMann61
    @EisMann61 Před rokem +3

    Cashier: Sir ,your card is declined
    Me: You too

  • @natilevia6794
    @natilevia6794 Před 4 lety +761

    Next: “Never gonna give you up but you’re Henry the 8th’s 3rd wife”

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian Před 4 lety +1

      Aye, make it happen!

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 Před 4 lety +6

      Jane Seymour was the best wife

    • @axlpuff5017
      @axlpuff5017 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jackwegner5139 Yep, probably the only one he didn't end up wanting to give up.

    • @elijah5989
      @elijah5989 Před 4 lety +2

      Rick-Rolled except this time you actually get rolled over by the Royal Carriage.

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jackwegner5139 is that the one that died naturally?

  • @devilmaylift
    @devilmaylift Před 4 lety +324

    What art love?
    Child shall ye hurt me?
    Shall ye hurt me?
    Forever more?

    • @wackyiowa724
      @wackyiowa724 Před 4 lety +5

      Haul Flintbane baby is child. And since it said baby. He had to say it that way

    • @wackyiowa724
      @wackyiowa724 Před 4 lety +2

      Haul Flintbane they didn’t marry children. But they did teenagers a lot.

    • @juanpaolomiguel9214
      @juanpaolomiguel9214 Před 4 lety

      Nay I know naught
      Why thou art not just
      I giveth mine heart
      But care ye not

  • @cynicalb
    @cynicalb Před 11 dny +1

    Hell yeah !!

  • @patjamesdan
    @patjamesdan Před 3 lety +5

    It was so on fire in the summer of 1351, it cooked the Plague into existence.