Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage?
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- čas přidán 21. 11. 2020
- Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War is easily the most Black Ops and Cold War game Treyarch has ever made. It’s 50% Cold War and 50% Black Ops but still manages to be 100% Call of Duty at its core. It’s quite the feat. Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage?
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Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
This video contains spoilers for Black Ops Cold War’s campaign and some big boy words, be sure to get your parents permission before watching. On the off chance you’re new here or are just a little too stuffed after dinner seeing as this was filmed right after Thanksgiving, I’ll briefly explain how this works. Any time I take damage of any kind, I’ll hit the circle button with the three lines on it, I dunno what it’s called or why they can’t just call it the fliping pause button anymore. I’ll slap that trash with your thumb, reload the last checkpoint then try again from there.
Now that we all understand each other, we can get into the game and I’m already lost. Apparently this takes place between Black Ops 1 and 2 but I didn’t beat either of those campaigns so I have no idea what’s happening. I’m not even the numbers guy anymore. The CIA must’ve sent the Count to track down Snuffleupagus again. Last time he got loose he stole all the straws from the Little Caesars on Eureka Road. It’s probably just a coincidence that that building was torn down, it certainly wasn’t to conceal evidence. Anyway, this is your standard Call of Duty experience. We’re the good guys doing bad things to track down the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they’re doing good by making bad things happen to lots of people. It’s very simple.
Hans informed Adler, Mason, Woods, and I that our job is to
track down Qasim Javadi and convince him to spill the beans so that we too may feast on his knowledge. Generally speaking, just like life in the current year, you’re gonna want to be as far away from everyone else as possible. The more space between you and an enemy, the more likely you are to not take damage. As a whole, Cold War Black Ops is terrible, I truly regret spending $130 on it just for this challenge. Why $130 instead of $60? Bought it for my original Xbox One, gameplay seemed as smooth as melted butter scalding its way across the skin on my hand, so I bought it again on Steam for my absurdly expensive iMac. Turns out that Cold War cannot run on my sixty-five fliping hundred dollar machine. So you’re stuck with what could be the worst possible version of this game. As am I. We’ll get through this together, don’t worry.
I wasn’t sure what kind of experience I was in for when the first mission gave me trouble. If you’ve seen my other Battlefield videos, this probably isn’t anything new to you. Enemies all over, difficult to see where they’re shooting from, damage comes from somewhere you can’t see so you can’t really plan for it for the next go-around. Upside is, unlike Modern Warfare 3 which was he last Medal of Honor game I played, there are hit-markers in the campaign. AND you get a red hit-marker when you kill someone. Even when firing blindly you have a solid idea of what’s being killed. - Hry
“I’m not even the numbers guy anymore”
Says this while playing as the numbers guy
Bruh moment
Yea that was a big brain dumb moment. But I’m not THAT mad about it....... oki mabey a little bit mad 😠
I thought he referred to Elmo.
A bit of editing of which his words don't match with the footage.
Drift0r does this a lot with his opinions on gaming. Its a good way to show limitation and be comedic about it.
@@thetaminus2334 ahhh ok
"Turning their bodies into food for the micro-homies in the dirt" is the best way to say 'I killed them' Ive ever heard
Usually I say I just put them on a shirt
Came across this comment literally as he said it in the video 😂
"Turning them into past-tense."
"Feeding the planet"
@@Infinte888 Put them on the side of a milk carton.
“Woods is easily the worst character”
_You have provoked a gang war_
OK, but is he wrong? Everybody suffered serious character assassinations (writing wise) after OG Black Ops.
@@davidlewis1418 you mean after black ops 2 right?
@@The-Big-Boss Not really. There was some serious character assassination in BO2 as well. Mason and Woods kinda swapped spots leading to awkward moments, but Hudson especially got the worst of it. Of course, they completely wrote Weaver out.
David Lewis I almost forgot about weaver until the zombies map.
@@davidlewis1418 character assassination is not how I would describe it. I think Hudson got way less cool to that I agree. Woods became deranged because of his torture and Mason was free from the mind control so the character swap thing does make a ton of sense, I really liked woods in 2 in 1 he just felt bland I got more out of Bowman and Weaver than Woods.
"Man this entire mission sucks. Not a lot of cover. Enemies in all directions."
Yeah. Welcome to Vietnam
Why is the sky speaking fortunate son
@@dosemate2383 w-why is the sky speaking Napalm Sticks To Kids?
There in the tree's
You seem pretty knowledgeable about that. I'm sure you'd know a thing or two about stray arms fire, Mr. Kennedy.
@@pokeguy742 oof
He said this was filmed right after thanks giving, and I actually had to check my calendar.
Same
Bruh same
I thought he was from Canada for a second, but then I remembered that his logo is Michigan, and I got confused again.
Same
Same
" were the good guys doing bad things to track the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they're doing good thing by making bad things happen to alot of people , its very simple. "
the plotline of call of duty explained by-
Paul of mitten squad
I started reading this as soon as he started saying that’s so it was like he was reading your comment
It's perfectly placed from the start of the comments section so that it matches up perfectly
Easy peasy
We're*
a lot*
Oh my god I genuinely just burst out laughing when you called Reagan “President Bush”
Most underrated joke in the video
"shows a clip of Ronald Reagan in bo5"
*P R E S I D E N T B U S H*
And it dose not help that he called woods the worst character in the game
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that died at that one. Haha
"We leapt from this roof with our Tactical Moon Shoes. The only kid powered anti-gravity shoes."
That part killed me.
Edit: "This RPD was like a suppository from God after International Cheese Day. Which is every day at my house." Was also a great line.
"Homeland security at this point has yet to be impregnated by a sentient barrel of oil" wow
I dont get history
@@ZyroShadowPony Middle East has oil, we destroyed Middle East for oil, terrorists attacked us bc we destroyed their lands, tsa exists to stop terrorists. Boom, history
@@AtomicTheSniper oh. Shit im an idiot
@@AtomicTheSniper more like destroyed their borders,by making up borders that conflict their previously taken back land that was stated in an agreement that was then overtaken by a different agreement made by the French and English,and somehow the USA got involved
@@AtomicTheSnipernot really we lose allot of oil from supportive israel so that doesn't make much sense if we only want oil
When was the last time Mitten won a challenge? It seems like every challenge he’s done recently has failed for reasons beyond his control.
I know he beat the challenge i requested fallout new vegas with a silenced .22
Pretty certain he beat the god of time challenge, the one before that, and the one before that, list goes on.
I mean he didn't kill himself while playing Elmo's letter and number adventure. So that's a win each :d
@@theblackbaron4119 Why would he kill himself for playing the greatest game of all time?
@@TheChosenMoose01 so his last memories would be him playing elmo's letter adventure duh!
"the tried and true tactic of doing absolutely nothing"
everybody has their own strategies for passing highschool
HAH
I love how the optimal build for a slow and methodical playthrough is an unhinged lunatic who thinks everyone’s trying to kill him.
Wonder how many people recognize your pfp, I do
Dude it kills me when you make these references about Michigan. “The little Caesars on Eureka Road”. I legit know where that is 😂
I’ve been there
"I'm not even the numbers guy anymore," he says while playing as Mason.
I know I’m a little late, but I think that was the joke
No he was bell
Patrolling the mojave makes you wish for a turkey dinner.
@Courier Six Join the Brotherhood
The only good thing about the Mojave is the scenery
We won't go quietly the legion can count on that
Fuck the NCR. I have so fucking many dogtags...
@@aurthormaxson2287 no.
You got defeated by a courier with a bullet in his head.
You got defeated by peasants with muskets and a general .
liberty prime , power armor , is nothing when you have 1 million peasants
I love how his openings don't even bother trying to explain the run. Its just nonsensical gibberish followed by the challenge name.
“And he gave us the green light” WAIT A MINUTE THATS FORESHADOWING
This whole mission sucks no cover enemy’s everywhere
Me: welcome to Vietnam
That's a lie, supposedly your bed is indestructible cover. Unless you get stuck at a bunk bed barracks, and you get the top bunk
Its nam baby
Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
@@theghostly4328 that’s Vietnam for ya
"My other Battlefield videos" he is really laying it on in this video
also modern warfare was the last medal of honor he played.
Paul.. enjoy your rest buddy you deserve it
“Can you beat black ops Cold War by hugging all your enemies to death”
Body shield let them bleed out
Nah cuz of the heavy soldiers can’t be body shielded
I really just want to see you beat dark souls. Nothing special, just dark souls. Please. I beg you.
Can you beat Dark Souls without having a mental breakdown
@@Mustang-wt1se Ofc
@@Mustang-wt1se DS1 isn’t even that hard dude
@@glctcthnkr8059 yeah, you just have to adjust to a different mindset
A can you beat DS1 without upgraded weapons might be a laugh and change from all the SL1 runs.
Mason put down a shit ton of cash on that table, that currency we used was almost equivalent to the US dollar's value
A Flex
@@why712 he put down about 2000 dollars
That literal entire scene was about bribing the police how did you miss that
@@Infectedbybloo the police chief had already fucking left
phantom gaming
If you watch the police chief just goes to the bar, he doesn’t actually leave. You pass him on the way out
"The numbers guy isn't in this." he says while playing as the numbers guy.
"President Bush." Amazing.
Can you beat my freind pedro without taking damage or killing anyone
Damn, you want mitten to beat up your friend pedro without killing anyone you must be a shit friend then /s
@@coldcyan6933 Now that, is some high IQ joke.
@@coldcyan6933 You BEAT me to it.
@@coldcyan6933 yeah pedro is an asshole but I don't want anyone else to die though
Okay now that’s an actual challenge
"have a wonderful day *mouse click*" always my favorite part
Rest in peace, always gonna be remebered
The level of trolling in this video is genius. Bravo.
Its honestly beautiful
“The dark part was a pain in the ass but not in any kind of a fun way”
Paul can you beat cold war without taking any damage
Me who's played all endings: short answer no long answer nooooooooooooo
I’ve done all ending and beaten it on realism
"....Slow down time when you hold your breath" ah yes just like real life
I hope your happy, up in the gates of heaven Paul.
The fact that they force you to miss that shot at the airport infuriates me.
7:35 "they pitched us over sideways on some Nicaraguan hill, my back felt like its broken, my legs I could not feel, I kept on shootin communists but it was kinda hard to tell."
Holy shit guy fieri
“Can you beat God of War 2020 with only runic attacks and summons”
2018*
In the part of the video where he army crawls to avoid being shot, I was laughing because you can just run through that part without getting hit once
Mitten squad: uploads a video
Me: "At last the real game can begin."
“He was easily the worst character in this game”
Why do I hear marching?
“And believe me, I got down their quick” i did the exact same thing ngl
So odd hearing you say “The little Cesars on eureka road” because I live like 4 minutes away from it.
"Wood was as insufferable as ever, he is easily the worst character in this game," me: someones going to die tonight.
It’s new woods. The old voice actor isn’t there. That’s why he’s so insufferable
I could see that, but woods the character is the god damn best. The new voice actor does fine, he just cant live up to Burns.
@@caesarspeaks both Woods are good. Regardless woods is woods.
@@caesarspeaks the new voice actor still did a great job
@@kye465 he got the character all wrong- woods is supposed to be fucking intense as hell. He is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING COMEDIC RELIEF.
"Like new vegas, the choices are an illusion."
You mean fallout 4?
And Telltale games
No he knows what he meant
Remove the slideshow endings and it is illusion of choice. Like the only parts I remember that actually have choice is the ending battle where you get extra helpers and a airstike. Maybe there are a few small changes like a guy appearing or not.
@@Predator20357 You can do literally anything throughout the game and nuke both factions
there is no "illusion"
you probably don't have the dlc
White Eagle I do have the dlc and only one actually effects it and guess what, I’m not praising a game that makes me pay for actual decisions. If I can do anything I want in NV, where is the option where I say fuck it all and leave? Jokes aside, Fallout 4 allows you to do “Anything you want” kind of choices and if we include DLC, you get to do even more. But like most people I know refer to, they are referring to the actual story and consequences like if you do A then you can’t do B because C.
Paul, I hope you read this from somewhere above, but here's a fun fact! Fortunate Son was played constantly, 24/7 during the entire Vietnam war. As a punishment after us losing, we forced the entire nation of Vietnam to listen to Fortunate Son on every single radio station and speaker they have. To this day, the song plays in every city, town, village, and home in Vietnam and parts of Cambodia. Nonstop.
11:17
Exactly this. I love when games know when to completely cut music so all you hear is the ambient noise, enemies and allies yelling, and also gunshots or the sounds of combat in general. Not many games balance it well, but when it does happen it’s something truly special.
Ngl when he hit the alarm and restarted I felt dumb because that’s exactly what I did except I didn’t restart
“Woods is easily the most insufferable character in this game.” Oooh, Paul. You have no idea what you just did.
Neither do I, what did he do?
@@snowboundwhale6860 The black ops community is angered...
@@kovacsnovak6745 but why?
@@snowboundwhale6860 Woods is a MAJOR iconic and beloved character in Call of Duty. Alongside many others.
People don't like it when an iconic and loved character is called something they likely aren't.
Okay now I go into the void.
@@A-Rather-Dubious-Character I don’t even care because of his new voice actor he’s trying so hard to be badass but he doesn’t have the experience with woods like James does
Mitten Squad: *Saves lazar*
Me: *This....truly does put a smile on my face...*
I took damage when Fortunate Son wasnt playing in the intro in Fracture Jaw
Magic Carpet Ride was pretty good though
Yeah I loved Lucky Son
This dude did well with the jokes for a game series that’s drier than a nuns fanny in the desert
I love how visceral this statement is
*Valak wants to know your location*
eh, Black Ops is definitely from dried out. Black Ops 2,3,4 all took place in the future, this is the 80s, black ops 1 was the 60s
Campaign is some WAP pal
This wasnt filmed right after thanksgiving, unless you are a time traveler.
R/wooshh
@@phantom__1117 you certainly have reddit, good for you.
@@omegaexists no he doesn’t otherwise it would be r/woooosh
@@dirpyturtle69 a wannabe redditor and an actual redditor are equally as bad.
@@omegaexists damn bro you speaking truth
Mitten Squad: This was filmed right after thanksgiving
Me: Yes. Thanksgiving is before thanksgiving
Love the videos man!
"be sure to get your parents permission before watching"... I did get my parents permission.. I am a 19 year old man
Very fitting pfp
He said "after Thanksgiving" like we wouldn't notice
bruh I just played this campaign last night on realistic difficulty. Leaving the crane mission was an absolute pain in the ass, but I'll tell you that you made the right choice for the last mission. The "good" ending has an on-rails segment at the beginning that I seriously thought was impossible on realistic difficulty, I can't imagine the pain it would be to try taking no damage
I think this one is my favorite one yet love you video's and hope you stay well.
Damnn, bro; I didn’t expect a video with Cold War so soon lmao; I was expecting Modern Warfare (2019) or the previous Black Ops games before this one 😂
At the very end of the video after a few moments of silence, I heard it. The nirvana that is Mitten Squad telling me to have a wonderful day made my cup overflowith with joy.
Why not try and do Cod World at War Veteran mode? Nothing special, just suffering
Ah yes the enemies only throw grenades mode
@@plaguedoctorgame3548 they picked danger close
@@plaguedoctorgame3548 PTSD from them nades
Yea
Destroying the Flak guns on Heart of the Reich on veteran has to be the single most infuriating thing I've ever done in my life
I remember when I switched to a Mac Because my other PC broke, every single steam game I had wasn't compatible
You've really stepped up your production schedule lately and I'm impressed. I'm loving the increase in videos!
The intro is just you trying to reach the word count for an essay
And just like some teachers, we accepted it
Mitten squad: woods is easily the worst character
The whole internet:
ANGR
"I dont know I just kept crawling and it just kept working"
I am more curious to see what decisions he makes instead of the actual challenge.
I enjoy his face sounds
video: has 200 comments.
me: can i see them.
youtube: no
Video: has 3 comments
Me: scrolling, scrolling, scrolling
It says 112 comments for me
@@condorz8110 just further prooving how broken youtube comments are, I currently have 519
164
5 over here
Hell yeah you can! I could do it plenty of times over when bug testing, not too tough once you memorize the spawns.
Your the only person to think of doing this i haven't even completed it and your doing a challenge love it🥰
That awkward moment you realize which Little Ceasers Mitten is talking about.
Exactly lmao
weird living near such a popular youtube
When I played through it I thought about a no damage play through, and I came to the conclusion that its probably almost impossible. Ill have to see how this video goes.
Oh ye of little faith
“Spill the beans so that we too may feast on his knowledge”
Genius!
In a 1995 CoverGirl poll of Best Mitten Squad Episodes Released Last Month, this video ranked #3. Congratulations.
have you ever tried to play Stalker: Anomaly without taking damage?
dead air without wanting to force a rusty nail through your frontal cortex
Fallout NV without hearing "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
the game already forced me to do the “can you beat cold war without sprinting”
I loved his fallow videos the best but I always appreciated when he expanded his content.
I hope you are doing well brother, we miss you
Can you beat skyrim backwards.
Load up a save that you've beaten the game on, then slowly reload old saves until you get to the start of the game
No
@@dominikparuzel4040 😂
"Does Call of Duty Believe in Anything?" is a good video
every person watches cold war
me hold my beer and watches Clifford the big red dog
and can you beat Clifford's phonics without going insane
I’m thankful for mitten and all this delicious content.
The second I saw call of duty I knew mitten was doing something on it good job man!
when he said “I’m not even the numbers guy anymore.”
I facepalmed
he called president reagan, "bush". it's comedy, get over it
pretty much whenever a student cant make an intro for their college script.
Please don’t stop making videos! I’ve been watching since your first fallout 4 videos. Have a good day! (P.S. I say this because I thought you quit CZcams and I’m worried lmao)
The circle with the 3 lines
Hahahahaha
Oh man I felt that to my core...
And at least I wasn’t the only one who couldn’t find the crane lol
Can you beat Nier: Automata with only the pod?
Gnarly. Appreciate the uploads
"Friendly fire is a fucking problem when you don't know how to stay out of my way." This needs to be a quote for all shooter games. I usually turn off friendly fire (FF) if possible, because AI is often idiotic, and players can be as well. Going old school here with the original Star Wars Battlefront I and II, my first experience with FF mechanics, turning off FF saves you so many unintended casualties and deaths. With the first game, if FF is off you could do grenade jumping, which is super fun once you get the timing and angle down. In more modern times, 2009 to be exact, Left 4 Dead 2, why they put FF in the cooperative multiplayer is beyond me. So many times it is abused by assholes with the auto shotgun or SPAS, molotovs, etc.
“It’s not a fun time” - Vietnam vet
0:33
Huh, that explains it...
3:35 “President Bush” I’m literally fucking screaming THAT’S REAGAN
I swear this man is the best at making thesis statements/ introductions please teach me to become as good as u MittenSquad
Can you beat The Last of Us with only using shivs or Ellie’s knife?
🔪 Knife go stabby stabby
Long story short, No. Bill's Town chapter has a wave where you can only use a revolver.
@@kcgaming0017 and the sniper part
“and president bush gave us the green light...” *literally not only shows reagan but shows the subtitles also saying reagan*
yeah, he likes to make jokes, y'know
New video idea: can you play Cold War multiplayer without dying irl from how bad it is?
i know your pain Mitten Squad, i recently completed every single Campaign challenge in Cold War, that vietnam level with the heli crash is so willbreaking doing it for the 15th time
I'm assuming he's talking about Canadian Thanksgiving? We are close to Canada in the Mitten
Everyone: I paid $60 for cold war
People who preordered: $60? I paid $75
Mittensqaud: I paid $135
Everyone else: you guys have cold war?
I was painfully waiting for this video
This is the first video I’ve watched of Cold War, blacks ops remaster nice