Can You Beat Modern Warfare 3 Without Taking Any Damage?
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- čas přidán 18. 07. 2020
- Everyone, except the 3rd child, knows that the last entry in a trilogy is almost always the worst thing ever. Call of Duty 3, Banjo 3, Halo 5, they’re all terrible. But what about the 3rd Modern Warfare game? Is that one bad too? It’s alright. That doesn’t matter, what also doesn’t matter is: Can You Beat Modern Warfare 3 Without Taking Any Damage?
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Can You Beat Modern Warfare 3 Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
Let me get you up to speed on what happened in the last Modern Warfare. Rolf’s dad right, he killed the skeleton man and set his body aflame while Russians went on a shopping spree in an airport. Fisher Price and Dove Men+Care figured out that Rolf’s dad is helping the Russians so they track him down to the Rust multiplayer map and “giving the covenant back their bomb” the knife to Rolf’s dad.
Fast forward into the present in the fictional past in the make believe world of Modern Warfare 3, I take the role of Frosty the Snowman to join Delta Force in their fight to take back the New York City. I got two important things to clear up before we go any further. The first is how this challenge works. It’s so simple even I can barely understand it. I play the game, shocking right? and any time I take damage, I reload to the last checkpoint. Because checkpoints occur at somewhat predetermined times and locations, I can’t abuse a save system to cheese my way through this. The 2nd thing is something you’re already wondering about, I can tell: Why am I so good at this game. Is it because I have more than 400 hours in Stardew Valley? Is it because I’m playing on the Easiest difficulty? No. It’s because Dell ing sucks. Basically, the Dell gamer laptop I use to capture all my gameplay did a little accident by ruining every recording I did in the last 2 weeks.
All the footage from the first 90 minutes I spent playing this game were lost, I had to start over, but more importantly all the gameplay for my Battle for Bikini Bottom video was corrupted as well, so that video’s never coming out. This is why I’m going through this mission fairly easily. I just did it an hour earlier, all my prior failures are still freshly sealed in the space behind my eyebrows. By now I’ve made my way off the street, pushed through a building of some sort, cleared out the museum gift shop of unhappy school children who didn’t want to go to the museum in the first place, and began working through this area with steps on the right side.
Generally what you’ll want to do in this sort of a challenge is stay as far back as possible with cover to hide behind as often as you can to avoid being shot. Areas like the Stock Exchange can prove difficult if you don’t learn to play the right way. There are a lot of enemies and dozens of locations they could pop out from behind. I’m playing on easy so it’s not like I’m dead the second anyone sees me, you’ll sometimes be able to stand out in the open for a time because the AI is almost as bad as my teammates any time I play a game online. After we cleared the rooftop and destroyed the jammer, I hid just below where the metal structure collapses because there are bad guys popping up on buildings across the street and you can take damage when you call in your Predator missile. - Hry
nothing like listening to Paul's monotone joyless voice to remind me there's still good in this world
Who is Paul?
@@Zalwalloo ummm Jake Paul 🙄
@@Zalwalloo The voice of truth
His voice is not joyless at all it's like a child's scream on Christmas morning
True dat
This poor dude has had a cold for going on 5 years
This is the funniest comment yet
Neon Dawn 🤡
@Neon Dawn L
@Space holy shit did you seriously get offended by a clown emoji? You have issues mate 😂😂😂😂😂
@Kermit bruh why r u replying so much to 1 comment
My heart broke, when he talked about “the battle for bikini bottom” video.
I thought that's what this video was?
planescaped the title clearly says modern warfare 3
@@planescaped ???
bian丁丁 it was a joke
@@daka3785 well if it was then it zoomed past me at Mach 3
"Because the AI are almost as bad as my teammates, when I play online."
That's deep
6:37 “Fully automatic pump shotgun”
👌
Sounds like a sjw at a gun protest
Full semi auto
trench gun?
@@taken_fate1132 reminds me of when cnn had a guy talk about guns and he said FULL semi-automatic
"Everyone, except the 3rd child, knows that the last entry in a trilogy is almost always the worst thing ever"
It's a good thing I'm only the first and second child then
Im first
OH GOD, I'M THE THIRD
wait... first and second? How are you both?
@@kanget1196 parents remarried
@@kanget1196 my bet is 1 parent.... let's say remarried.
"Right when I disconnected from Playstation Network"
*Disconnected from Xbox Live*
That was the funny
He played the first modern Warfare on Playstation so maybe that's why he said it
Ah yes, the joke, thanks for explaining
RIP Paul😞
“I single handedly rescued the president” after a screen where he killed the president. Lmao
Wasn't channeling his inner Robocop hard enough. 😲
welcome to the joke
He saved him from living.
I heard that part as i read that comment
That's the American way of rescuing people.
“He died as he lived offscreen” that was great lol
THAT ONE GOT ME
Honestly. The only person more faceless than Sandman was literally the self-insert protagonist of the Delta Force sections
a wise man quote
Every death is DC comics
Short answer: "No". Long answer: "You actually didn't come here to find that out anyway".
"My Battle for Bikini Bottom video is never coming out"
Me: *genuine disappointment*
Saame 😭😭
“Price game him the Skyrim Adventurer treatment, just before giving him the Courier 6 treatment.”
Serene Intel This made me laugh way more than it should
game
I laughed at that part of the video, hahahah.
What is the courier 6 treatment? Didn't get that part
@@syedrehanfida the start of new vegas when benny shoots you (the courier)
I have a feeling that being subscribed to this channel noticeably and adversely affecty my mental health. I love it.
hey you be you
but
keep your kinks to yourself
It surely does
You mean benefiting it?
Welcome to the FBI watch list.
BenTGI The Golden Ingot don’t kink shame them.
:D
“Everyone, except the third child, knows that the last entry in the trilogy is almost always the worst thing ever” *laughs in Revenge of the Sith*
Laughs in Rise of Skywalker (and the entire third trilogy).
*Cries in Army of Darkness*
Laughs in ww3
Laughs in return of the king
The witcher 3
"How do we end the game?"
"Cigar, that would be hella freaking cool."
"Cool.."
“Cancer stick”
It really was.
"Every third part is bad... Banjo Threeie, Halo 5"
"Makarov was both alive and not dead"
-This video is some of your best work in my opinion, I was ROFLing hard
"He died as he lived. Off-screen."
Banjo threeie? You mean nuts and bolts?
@@cajk119 technically. Rare teased another banjo before microsoft bought them out I believe. Then they made nuts and bolts
@@cajk119 Banjo Threeie was the name everyone expected the third game to be called, as well as expecting a far superior game for the third installment than what we actually got
“To find Makarovs amazon delivery”🤣
Battle for bikini bottom corrupted
Me to 2020:
You have taken it to far buddy
Yea I’m actually sad about that I would have loved to see that video
Dell is partnering with 2020 i guess!
Damn
"Because the factory was a dead end and my bullets wouldn't resurrect this cow" thank you for the sentence I never knew I needed to hear!
“I learned about the positive side affects of Suicide”
Swordfish, jellyfish, and weird starfish, huh. Clever.
I don't get it
Bruh I read the comment as he said it in the video and idk I think everything’s finally lining up in my life
He's not weird, he just really, really loves you.
I have to say, this almost looks like that one "Sarcastic" Dialogue Option in Fallout 4
"I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy." ..... "I'm going to go with creepy."
“He died as he lived, off screen”
That legit made me laugh
6:39 my soul shattered when he said “fully automatic PUMP shotgun”, why mittens
Well it was a fully automatic pump shotgun
@@AllAmericanh there is no such thing as full automatic pump. It is impossible
@@quint2568 tell that to the SPAS. It don't give a shit about your preconceptions
@@armouredjester1622 that’s semi-auto
Given that almost every line he says is sarcastic I'm pretty sure this is a joke like all the others.
It’s kinda funny how this channel is, the monotone voice of Paul and his phrases in all games that he plays lighten my day even if they were already shimmering bright, keep up the good work.
“Track him down to the rust multiplayer map and give the covenant back their bomb.”
Captain Price: Just another day at the office.
His recap of mw2 was the least helpful thing I have ever heard and I love it
It took me a second when he kept referring to general shepherd as "Rolf's dad"
Fisher Price and Dove Men Plus Care
"Listen as Granite teen turns into human confetti"
Sounds like a really fun birthday party in there
Roses are red
Violets are blue
“ Soap trusted you, and I thought I could too. So why in bloody hell does Makerov know you!!”
Hahahaha like that joke hasn't been said
“Is it because i have more than 400 hours in stardew valley?”
Are you doing a stardew valley challenge because that would be cool
Slime rancher wait nooo not that
"Call of Duty 3, Banjo 3, Halo 5, everyone knows they're bad."
Bro, Grunty's Revenge wasn't bad wtf?
At first I thought he said 3s were bad and it made me laugh way too hard at him saying halo 5
@@M0D776 he's talking about nuts and bolts
Popular opinion dont be a fan girl
@@gamerzftw5342 I know, I was just joking, though, Nuts n Bolts was an extremely fun game, it didn't feel like a banjo game though...
"Don't stand in front of a tank"
Should've told this to that one guy from Tiananmen Square
Serotonin Scavenger 😂 nice one
That's a straight up lie. Haven't you played Modern Warfare 2019? Tanks on Tiananmen Square were part of russian invasion into China!:D
@@TheArklyte No modern warfare isn't based on real events just watch simple history's video on Tiananmen square
@@breakingbadfan4541 oh, they use real events and locations. They just change the events and sides involved nowadays...
@@breakingbadfan4541 especially the uk attacks...
The Russian-mid east war...
Etc
" Give the covenant back their bomb " wrong franchise but fitting
Mitten Squad: This was only 1 of the 20 worst parts of this game
Me: Ah it’s one of theeeessseee games
It's hard to believe how far you've come you are my favorite CZcamsr and I know you'll probably never see this or care but you make a huge impact in my life and I enjoy your videos they make me have something to look forward to every week and you are so close to 1 million subs and I guess what I'm saying is thank you for the years of dedication and caring and you make a difference not just to me but to over 900,000 people and thank you for all you do
Dude... grow up.
How'd you get the Vault Boy in your name?
@@austinclarke1724 Dude... shut up.
@@wizzotizzo What an idiot that guy ...
@@aurthormaxson2287 I donate to mittensquad by hitting the join button and I donate $10 a month
“It’s so simple that even I can barely understand it” 😂😂
I did this run in veteran mode 7 years ago. I had to restart every mission if I take damage. I practiced the run for 6 months and I memorized every possible place where can an enemy spawn and move at a specific point in time
I can tell this is going to be one of those videos where we just watch him suffer
That’s all of them
@@gabrielp-l9905 But it looked like he had fun for Fallout 3 Alien dlc
Ah yes, tears of suffering
My nourishment
It wouldn’t be a good video if he diddnt suffer
Lol every video
I've been watching this channel for years and although some of the challenges are different the quality of this channel has yet to deteriorate, and even though I've only followed the legacy of mitten squad over CZcams for 3 years now. Paul is a legend!
>"The French Statue of Liberty"
A warrior AND a poet; bringing us the opportunity to experience a life of bottomless self-hatred vicariously.
What a time to be alive.
I mean the statute of liberty is French, they gifted it to America.
Mitten squad sounds like Psychicpebbles on a muscle relaxant and I love it
I have no idea what your words meant but its somehow true
Zach Cordero that is so true
You're so right babe, Paul is definitely a sweet little beautiful goddess
Yes
First child is always much darker than second one: Moder Warfare, Fallout 1, Portal 1, Half Life 1, and many more
Half-Life 2 is a lot more darker than hl1 lol
Dead space 2 is a lot darker than 1 with the exploding babies and all.
@@demonintellect9834 Exploding babies are tight. I think we have different definitions of dark.
Portal 2 is darker
I had a really bad choice of games for my example, shame on me
"There are just too many people to make die without taking any damage"
"Everyone expect the 3rd child." that hit me hard man
A fully automatic pump action shotgun, that’s like a revolver with an extended clip
We need those, now!
Was literally about to say that
Or a single action fully automatic revolver
I mean my brother had a 10 bullet revolver
We all took a little damage inside when Soap died.
i dont even watch the videos anymore your monotone methodical voice is just soothing and makes great background noise
The power of lead of love prevailed. Dude everything you say is gold, solid vid brother
Paul : Every third part is bad
Far Cry 3 : Am I a joke to you?
Saints row 3
Army of two devils cartel
Forza horizon 3
Halo 3
Metal gear solid 3: am i a joke to you?
Have you ever heard the definition of Insanity?
@@manchester250 cringe
@@RecentCobra not cringe, insanity
*sonic the hedgehog 3 (& knuckles) has entered the chat*
I insist that when ww3 eventually happens mitten squad does a irl no damage run for America
Yes but can he beat it with only a trash can, and if he dies, the challenge is over? That would be an EPIC GAMER MOMENT
Love how he calls cigarettes, cancer sticks!
That was a cigar
Watching your videos after long days of work get me through these relentless weeks of the same stuff! Keep it up man!
"bcz the AI is almost as bad as my teammate when i play online" killed me
yea he did not his teamate
@@Rookthabastad what?
“Russians went on a shopping spree in an airport”😂
3:38
That One Weird Starfish: *"I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER!!"*
*LOVE ME, LOVE ME*
Honestly tragic to hear the battle for bikini bottom footage got lost
I’m so glad he’s doing older games not just fallout. Loved this game while growing up
0:43 “and give the covenant back their bomb”
0:05 Star wars: revenge of the sith: "Its treason then..."
“ You’re surrounded on like 200 of your 360 degrees of existence . “ 😂
10:54 The way he said this made me died in laughter 😂
Simple answer: no
Why: roses are red, violets are blue "soap trusted you I thought I could too, why in bloody hell does Makarov know you?!" Fischer Price after kicking you down the stairs
21:02 “he died how he lived, offscreen” 😂😂😂 Priceless
So mitten I must say, your audio is soo good I have to keep it down to about half so my speakers don't burst
"when I got disconnected from PlayStation networks"
That was clearly Nintendo.. god..
Here comes the comments about, “Fully-auto pump shotgun.”
Yeah, the AA-12 is clearly a fully semi-auto roller-delayed short-stroke piston pump bolt action striker-fired revolving shotrifle.
@@martyshrekster yea that's canon
@@martyshrekster facts
@@martyshrekster no it's fully automatic sniper pistol artillery.
@@mihailomilojkovic2743 I think you completely miss how this game is played
I love this channel and I know that he's joking but the AA-12 wouldn't actually hurt your shoulder because it has a spring system that practically eliminates all of the shotgun's recoil.. yes, I know, no one asked, I'm done.
Don't worry fam, I asked
I had no idea it dampened recoil so..... I'm glad no one asked
Holy shit that thing actually exists? What the hell would anyone even need a fully auto shotgun for? Taking down xenomorphs?
Yeah then we have the saiga 12, the Russians just making a 12 gauge full auto shotgun ak with no such luxuries 😂
It not only exists, there also exists a 20 round drum magazine for it, rather than the standard 8 ingame.
I've been in love with a sick man's voice for so long now
"notice I didn't say kill streak. I'm not good enough to get those" me playing Warzone with the boys
You mean I'm not supposed to be a bullet magnet?
"The AA12 is a fully automatic PUMP shotgun" alright then, kinda impossible but you do you mitten squad...
Must have automated the pumping process. The future is now
You pump it full of ammo
Dmeytrius Sotelo you pump it full of auto as well
Isn't SPAS-15 one? As it was made with optional pump action for low pressure rounds used by police to launch gas grenades like it's predecessor, but also has automatic fire mode. Ie so that you would have a way to cycle the gun when pressure isn't high enough. Or am I forgetting something?
That's because it's fully automatic, so it obviously *pumps* the number of fired shells up.
At this point its not even a challenge it's just watching your commentary and i love it
Been a rough couple of days and I swear the only smile I’ve gotten in those days has been from that great nonsensical sentence around the 50 second mark. If ya see this damn I needed that Paul, I apreciate it
10:07 I'd me more impressed if you managed a scoped grenade shot.
Ah, a mittensquad video appears while my grandmother is having an aneurysm? I'll save her when this is over.
"Can You Watch A Full Mittensquad Video Without Your Grandmother Taking Any Damage From Her Ongoing Aneurysm?"
“Can you let your grandmother die without feeling the slightest amount of guilt”
Can you finish a Mitten Squad video without attending to your dying grandma?
I love the logic behind a fuckton of enemies spawning after you get to use a weapon of mass destruction. It’s like all of them have been hiding and decided to come out just as you pulled out the big boy guns because hey, we need to make it seem difficult.
Fun fact AA-12s have basically no recoil
"Everyone, accept the third child-"
Wait what?
came to the comments to say this was the best line, and it is
*except ;)
It sounds like your trying to make the family accept the third adopted child
i dead ass thoguht that was an Evangelion reference
Imagine seing a soldier just killing guys without getting hit.
I mean that's generally how you fight a war
@@Ryanmiaku yeah, that's kind of the point. that's why they where bullet resistant vests
@@vickerzy4512 well, I mean I'd rather not take a round to the plate carrier. So yeah. Thats generally how you fight. Trying not to get shot.
Literally every living soldier lmfao
The concept of having "health" in military first person shooters is fake. When it comes to rifle rounds, unless it's a ricochet it's pretty much one and done. The military typically doesn't issue body armor unless you're expected to see combat and most people don't like carrying around plates anyway, because they're heavy. This playthrough is actually more realistic than the actual game in terms of survivability. The human body is actually very fragile, especially considering how lethal modern weapons are.
This is the most cryptic thing I've ever listened to
16:21 "I accompanied Yuri" -Paul of Mitten Squad
5:40 - You're technically not taking damage. The toy car is.
The writing on these is amazing next challenge “can you beat Mario kart without taking damage”
Here’s a video idea (if it hasn’t been done already).
Can you beat Fallout NV with only the health you get from the game.
So you can’t use anything that heals you, and you only have a certain amount of HP throughout the whole game. (Whatever you get started with at the beginning of the game, I forget what it is).
Isn't this basically an easier version of FNV with one HP lol
My first Mitten Squad video was actually some of your lore videos. Didn't realize you did challenges till watching several of the lore ones and my recommended was your channel doing challenges. Then I binge watched everything you had. These challenges are great and I love them, but it seems like you could use a mental break from some of these challenges. Maybe some more lore content?
Can you beat the Mass Effect series while getting as many people killed as possible?
Love the videos!
EDIT: SPOILER ALERT FOR MASS EFFECT
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Just choose the worst ending in 3 and the whole world dies.
@@AJMC82 you mean.... biglaserbeaminredtoindicatebad?
@@clawzx1195 But wasn't that actually the blue one?
No, actually, I meant just literally saying "fuck you, I refuse to save the world" since that was the super satisfying extra ending we got as free DLC.
I don’t remember this Fallout game
Also at 15:53 he calls it France’s Statue of Liberty when it’s clearly Notre Dame.
Nah the tall statue is closer to the tall statue. Notre Dame is like the Empire State Building (or Twin Towers, I'm sure there's an inappropriate joke about them both being on fire)
I don't think he's ever uttered a word without sarcasm. It's his natural state of being.
Wrong, that's the great wall of china
Its not Notre Dame, it’s the Eiffel Tower. Srry if you made a joke and i just misunderstood.
Nah, it’s most obviously Big Ben
Bro you’re so close to 1mil keep it up
Your videos help me sleep, in a good way. Thank you, also love all the puns they are the best things since cheese
Comment No. 5 of asking Paul to play Kingdom Come: Deliverance with only his fists
“Like a little crocodile intimidated by gunfire and screams as people die”
These videos are great 🐺❤
“Mr Sandman”
Like the perk from Fallout :)
Also the song
me: waking up notices video posted 10 seconds ago
What time zone are you in? It's like 11:00AM where I am why are you still asleep?
@@COUNTERCOM its 12:45am where i am. not sure why you think only a few time zones exist
@@COUNTERCOM then theres me who consistently sleeps till 1:30pm
@@arrowwhite23 I know how time zones work the earth is always more or less half day half night. I was just wondering if he was in my time zone.
@@COUNTERCOM 4:22pm
I want to see a video on
CAN YOU BEAT SKYRIM WITH ONLY TARGE OF THE BLOODED
You can only deal damage with targe of the blooded and you can not use restoration magic only food and potions
YES
THIS
Its possible, make a tomato and leek soup, then use One and just spam away.
Probably way too easy. The "bleed" effect from the Targe is unique, it works even on things that bleed normally won't affect, like undead or those Dwarf machines. Also the Block perk tree is kind of ridiculous; arrows can be made to do zero damage, fire/lightning/frost damage cut 50%, Deadly Bash bumps bash damage by 5x (or maybe 3, I forget). There's one for reflexes that slows time when you get power-attacked. And you can practically stun-lock anything in the game by repeatedly shield bashing it, up to and including Dragons...
man that opening line and the bit about halo made me crease and remember why i was subbed in the first place haha
So is World at War next? Always loving these
This gives me so much nostalgia. I played the MW3 campaign a retarded amount of times
The airplane that blew up there’s no way of getting past it so you can’t even count that as damages because you can’t even get past it
Doch
He does because he includes damage in playable cutscenes as well like the halo no damage runs
I love his commentary it always makes me laugh
i think you can do it but if you allow actual cut scene damage to not count to me you beat it same as mw2 great video love how you go above what others would never dare do i would not have the patience to go back to check point
"It's alright"
Call of Duty in a nutshell
Only little children and normies play cod
@@pieterandjuanchronicles9849 what?
@@pieterandjuanchronicles9849 little children love killing innocent people at an airport? OK boomer
The first 5 games are amazing. The problem was they took all the wrong lessons from 4 and those took over the entire series.
@@pieterandjuanchronicles9849 Yeah and they're cool.