Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time?
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- čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
- There have been many great minds in human history: Copernicus, Todd Howard, the developers of Meow Motors, maybe a few others. But now, at the risk of sounding egotistical, I consider myself to be among the all-time greats. Why? Because I asked the universe a question nobody has ever come up with. Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time?
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Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time? (in text form)
I need to explain to you just how convoluted this idea is. I’ll divide it into 3 segments: the preparation, setup, and the game. If you don’t care about the backstory, AKA the preparation, and just want to skip to the challenge, go to the timestamp on screen now. Also, this video will be like all the other Can You Beat videos on this channel, but if you want to watch a version of the raw video, to experience the torment alongside me in slightly edited down real time, that video will be released as a Premiere on this channel on Wednesday December 9th at 11:00AM EST. Now, ya see, there are many ways that I could’ve gone about this. I do have 5 computers. 4 of them are Macs because I am a gamer after all, so I could’ve used emulators to make this possible. Wii Sports is really not that demanding of a game for the Dolphin emulator to run. But I am a man of science. I went with the patriotic option. So, what is it that I did? I spent $1500 on this goddamn idea. You’re probably wondering how the hell I spent so much money on this. I’ll explain. As great as the voices inside my jelly dome have told me that I am, and only a select few of you will know this, I don’t always make the greatest decisions when it comes to money. $200 on Vault Yoshi Bed Sheets, the $1200 iPhone 12 I broke after having it for about 2 weeks, I spent $12 on a plan involving buying a domain name for the Dolittle Movie that came out last year that would ultimately end with me getting a signed picture of Robert Downy Jr telling me to go myself. Unfortunately, Lady Luck was not on my side during that roughly, oh, let’s say 25 and a half year long period of my entire existence. I’m only 24, you can figure out what I mean. The point being, I probably could’ve saved myself about $500 if I’d thought this through a little more. Now that I’ve long since reeled you in with the question of what it was I bought, and your dangling little corpses are flapping in the breeze against the side of the tub, I can get to the items themselves.
I bought 5 HDMI Cables, 5 Composite to HDMI adapters, 5 Wii’s, 5 copies of Wii Sports, and of course 5 24 inch televisions. Now before you storm the comments to ask how I managed to do this to myself, lemme ing explain. First of all, I got scammed. I didn’t know the TV’s I bought, which some jackasses seem to think are computer monitors just because that’s what they’re called on the box and it’s what they’re called on the invoice, I didn’t know they came with HDMI cables. I thought I had to buy my own. My iMac didn’t come with an HDMI cable, why would any of these 5 TVs. So that was a waste of $50 on 50 feet of cable. I suppose I could make a high definition noose with ‘em. The composite cable adapters worked like a charm. I highly recommend the product who’s name and brand I won’t mention. The TV’s were $105 which I thought were a fair price. I guess we’ll talk about Wii Sports next. I assumed I’d be able to just walk into my local GameStop and buy 5 copies of Wii Sports, but they didn’t have 1, let alone 5. I’d have gone to another but I only allow myself to enter a GameStop once per year. It’s a religious thing. So I turned to eBay. The drawback of eBay as that the world is a big place. My copies of Wii Sports could come from anywhere, from strange and foreign lands like Ohio. Couldn’t have that. I also needed them quickly, which jacked the out of the price. I sorted by proximity and limited my prospects to only those with Fast and Free shipping. This is like when you’re a kid going door to door asking for free doorknobs, you just gotta take whatever God gives you. Then the Wii’s. I’ve rambled on about this for far too long. They were $127 each. Moving on.
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Gotta be honest,that's a dope ass holiday sweater
But will you sell mittens?
Hello mitten squad
@@Eli-lg3vd no I just checked :(
@@Eli-lg3vd He better be, or I'll call Grandma Sparkles
This man: "I'm a genetic abomination"
The mitten squad cult: "this man is the pinnacle of human evolution."
It's cuz he is dammit
His brain is so powerful it damages the rest of his body
Where do I join
Proud member of that cult. Membership gives you a free bucket and special helmet
@@Teschner314 It's a good cult. Doesn't harm anyone except ourselves in our need to evolve beyond our current forms. And Paul shall show us the way, to the Utopia of buckets, forks, and wine.
"The Wii is a system for the casual gamer"
Paul:
Now this is where the real game begins
Hey all, Scott here.
But MK wii is such a good game i cant resist
I would like to imagine the average burglar being utterly confused at this one man Wii Lan Party. The massive expenditure of technology, Duck tape, zip ties, leg hair, and soiled laundry lying around what looks like the worlds most confusing low poly security setup.
@@LostShipMate i feel like he’d leave out of sheer worry about what will happen to him if he takes anything.
"There is absolutely no reason anyone should have ever tried to do this, it's a waste of time." Haven't you literally made a career out of that sentence?
Eliminating competition.
*everyone liked that*
He has the answers to the questions i never made nor i knew i would want the answer as fast as a cocaine addict would snort flour after a month of withdraw
Rewatching in memoriam. Rest in Paul, Paul.
"I am a genetics disaster" but you got the voice of god
Yes, great voice
And the body of god
@Nek True!
Relatable
Sseth is best tho
"Because I wanna see how many people are stupid enough to pay for an image."
Gacha games, bro. Make it a generic anime girl and you'll be a millionaire overnight.
* cries in genshin
*bruhs in brain*
Bonus points if you give 'em the old "scantily clad bikini variant" treatment during the summer.
Don't forget to give the armoured chicks barely anything to cover themselves, but give them unrealistic amounts of + DEF anyway.
@@asimplekoala6687 nono, keep it available at all times, but only purchasable with premium currency.
Since he showed us his face, he has gotten a lot more confident showing us him more. Good Job Mr. Mitten.
His name is fucking Paul get it right
@@mang0fruit165 Mr. Mitten sounds more agent like and badass than just *PAUL*
@@mang0fruit165 fucking paul seems like a weird name
He us Paul of mitten squad. Mr mitten sounds like a cat name my guy how many does of jet have u had 😂
@@Benhardyfan it's his fucking name his parents gave him while he existed in the void
Paul with a bunch of wiimotes strapped to him Is truly a pinnacle of human evolution
A true transhumanist icon
That’s not even his final form
I thought he was going to turn into pure energy by the end.
Now I really want to see the 5 wiimotes taped to a broom. Also now I’m imagining Paul bringing somebody over to his house and they walk into his bedroom and see 5 Wii’s connected to 5 different 24-inch TVs and immediately realize they’ve walked into the house of a psychopath
Rest in Peace Paul. Fly high man.
What?
Pls no...
@@El.fish.the.chocolatehe passed in 2023
@@Chreed96 found out after this comment... Poor mate, should his soul rest in peace.
Now this is where the real game begins
Congrats on first comment lol
Huh, yeah congrats on being first
69 likes. Nice.
Now this is where the real game(s) begin(s).
Honestly when I saw the thumbnail I thought “oh, here comes the simultaneous strokes, aneurysms, and seizures”
He played every Wii sport at the same time, and he actually managed to do decent in round 3. He's too powerful to be left alive.
@Isaac Vaughn damn, your right
I don’t know that any disease or poison we have can even affect his species.
His eyes are so far apart, because he's soon to reach enlightenment and his third eye will open.
we need mittens with mitten squad on them. people will think they just like mittenns over gloves but the important people will get it
Didn't he mention something about mitten merch in the 100k (or was it a 300k qna) questions and answers
Gloves with mitten squad
I don’t think I’ve ever seen mittens down here in south Texas 😂
Yes, one million times yes
Nah fam we need SOCKS with Mitten Squad on them. "Can you use socks as gloves?"
0:12 and you are Paul you are one of the greats of all time Rest In Peace Mittensquad
We are real men. We say "Owie" when we get hurt.
"I've told you before, I'm a genetic disaster. Get used to it" Is my new tinder bio
That line was hilarious when he said that lol, I’d definitely use that too
Paul: Steals toilet paper from his parents
Also Paul: I just spent $1.500 on five WIIs and unnecessary WII equipment!
Paul 2: spending $1,200 on iPhone 12
One dollar and fifty cents is a pretty good deal.
@@BlatantThrowAway bwhahaha that's funny, I guess maybe they're british? Or maybe European?
Some men just want to watch the world burn
Unnecessary WIIquipment
"I spent $1500"
He was too busy thinking about whether or not he could not whether or not he should
Life finds a way
@Calvin McFalls Sam said(what I'm guessing Sam said) "could not" as in he probably didn't have enough pay for or it. "Should not" meaning he had the money and he wasn't really committed to pay for them seeing how this much money for a video is worth it. But that's my guess
I got that reference
@Calvin McFalls To be honest with you, I've never eaten goat, it's just a name that I came up with for this CZcams channel. From the other names I came up with this one I liked the most. However, now I'm curious to know what it does taste like.
@Calvin McFalls It's a poorly written reference.
Him playing all these games at once reminds me of going over some random uncles house at thanksgiving and he’s watching every single sports channel on 5 TVs
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s on that grindset
“Having a LAN party with myself”
We were given two hands for a reason
Paul: I’m a genetic abomination
Also Paul: Casually snaps nunchuck
A lot cooler if you dont know this comment is about the wii nunchuck
@@You-nd5qs A lot cooler if you know this is about a Wii nunchuck.
@@that_guy3672 hmm
The face of mitten sqaud is the face of an enduring man wo has overcame many challenges failed at some but in the end is the true man of the ratatouille discord.
In the words of a god, Ratatoing.
Awww. He's got pictures of his dog on his wall :D that's adorable.
Is it the one who's snout he tried to kick, but failed?
Good eye! I noticed it too.
I have pictures of your mom on my wall too ,so what ?
@@kalinflip Haha funni
Those pictures are still not as dead as his dog
1:12 that aged well
People have been doing this way before NFTs, but Yes this really aged well.
hey paul, i just wanna say i miss you. you helped me with depression, suicidal thoughts, and even stopped me from an attempt one time when i saw you posted. it’s hard man, but i just wanted to say that I’ll miss you, fly high
"They called me a madman..."
- Mitten Squad
They still do...
They were excellent judges of character.
"They weren't wrong, except they were Because I'm more than a mad man, I am a Julius Caesar of bitch mountain"
6:58 “get my mouth involved which is something none of you would have been ready to see.” Well of course I’m not ready to see that, for one I’ve still got my trousers on.
Hold up
Oh my god this killed me
Exactly
Thank you for this, I just spit water all over my monitor but it was worth it
@@scratchysheep2016 water won't be the only thing you'll be spitting when Paul is done
“Throws hands like a quadruple amputee” - Mitten Squad 2020
His writing is really AAA tier sometimes.
I’m so happy I discovered mitten about a year ago. This man has the most unique mind. Love the way he describes things haha can make anything interesting
“I suppose I could make a High-Definition noose with them; that would be cool,” is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
This isn't even a CZcams channel anymore, at this point we're just watching an existential crisis in real time.
You could string all of his videos together and make a documentary of a slow descent into insanity
Actually it's not real-time, it's slowed down to maximize suffering
@@xitcix8360 i feel that
And we all keep watching because most, if not all of us can relate.
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."
I see what you did there
Crazy straws-SamONella
"It could come from some god-forsaken place, like Ohio."
Definitely a Michigander.
I completely agree with the statement. Ohio is a place only devil worshipers live, it’s also boring as fuck to drive through
@@brandondrake4609 I live in Ohio and I can vouch for this, I am indeed a devil worshiper. Hail satan
Bubblewrap Wallpaper good to hear👍
@@bubblewrapwallpaper fr me too sucks the paul brothers are from here to but fuck where else would spawns like that come from
@@joegaming029 yeah, I die a little inside every time I remember that I'm from the same state as the Paul brothers
Followup idea for all your HDMI cables: "Can you weave a basket, using only HDMI cables?"
69th like pog
You had me dying at "He throws hands like a quadruple amputee"
"December is the happy month, were children receive gifts from a home invader"
Christmas has a whole new meaning.
This is exactly why my parents broke the news about Santa when I was four.
This sentence made me laugh so much
Too be fair Santa is a creepy bastard when you think about it I mean he watches every child 24/7 365 days of the year and knows everything they’ve ever done and then essentially bribes them with gifts
Yo, if you were a wrestler, "The Genetic Disaster" would be a banging name.
The _real_ son of Vince
@@oz_jones Better than Hornswoggle
Scott Steiner is already a genetic freak though, and he already has a 141 and 2/3 % chance of winning at Sacrifice.
Genetic detroyer
I’ll be stealing that name for my music career now.
6:22 "Not this one. I broke this one for reasons you’ll understand later."
Watched the video to the end but still don’t understand. Was it frustration or something else?
the explanation will probably come with the full length gameplay video
@@nothing-2-live-4 Which will probably come... probably.
It was a religious thing duhh
"My iMac didn't come with an hdmi cable, why would any of these?"
Cause they ain't made by apple
It's amusing to me because Apple and Nintendo have a decent amount in common. :P
So uh, when we gonna get a music video made entirely of Paul saying "and this is where the real game begins"
This being is too powerful, he must be stopped.
*n o*
Wii sports resort is the only being capable of stopping him
Mitten squad: I am a genetic disaster.
Us: This is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Ah
Penguinz0
Ok
you are correct
"My imac didnt come with an hdmi so why would any of these 5 tvs?"
Imma take a wild guess and say bc the tvs arent apple products Paul
Or because the iMac has a built in screen?
Either way, spoken like a true apple consumer.
Oh man as if apple would give away free HDMI cables. They couldn't possibly fit in any more value for money in their imac package! /s
my roku flat screen came with HDMI cords I thought it was just included in everything
Also apple won't give you shit if you don't beg and promise them the soul of your first born.
Yeah and macs don't even had an hdmi slot, you have to buy that god damn fire wire to hdmi adapter.. fucking stupid!! Just another thing that could break that you have to buy another to replace it! (My fiance's apple laptop didn't have an hdmi slot, I don't remember if apple desktops do sorry!)
Rest in peace, legend. We’ll miss you. Thank you for all the laughs.
"this is where I become a man"
"owiee"
"a horrifying homunculus flails around with devices strapped to his body, tortured for god's amusement"
I’ll just say, he’s becoming a elite gamer after this challenge
He was before
This is easily the most incredible act of engineering I have ever seen
What is, the weemote contraption, or Paul?
@@Rich-gd4fc that’s fuckin comment made me me audibly laugh.
@@Rich-gd4fc I have never seen someone spell WiiMote like that, the more you know I guess.
@@walkingglasses6264 what the fuck i don't remember spelling it like that. i literally owned 2 wii's jesus christ i am not okay
"I wanna see how many people are stupid enough to pay for an image"
Oh Paul, you poor naive soul.
Jesus fucking Christ I miss you man
I feel like I come out of each Mitten Squad video with more questions than answers.
Surely it's just the one question? "Why?!?!?!" Hahahaha.
everyone else: "PS5/Xbox x"
Mitten squad: "5 wiis and suffering"
“ This sweater will be as dead as my dog” I died when he said that
But did you die as dead as his dog?
So did the dog
@@phenyxswartz941 lol
"Yo rate my setup"
Their setup
Spends four figures on getting the stuff for this vid
Probably spends less time actually trying to do the challenge than any other challenge he's done so far
Absolute madman
These videos aren't really about the challenge, they're about the challenges of starting the challenge to reach the point where you can say "Now this is where the real game begins."
"I have told you before that I'm a genetic disaster, get over it"
I literally cracked up when I got the notif, this is gonna be good
seeing you taping the remote to your bare legs makes me as another hairy legged man really shudder LOL
A hairy man named kittenmage
I once wrapped both of my legs all the way with gorilla tape.
Took me a week to remove it all and it felt like I was in hell when it tore the hair from my skin.
@@Lely2.0 uwu yus
I wish he could try again. I'll miss this man for a long time
I need a pic of that RDJ signed pic.
“I’ve told you before that I am a genetic disaster”
He did say that good job
@@skilledsquid965 Kids these days man, they grow up so fast. . .
The monotone "owwie" at the end😂
im almost in tears laughing hahaha
"I've told you before that I am a genetic disaster."
Maybe that's why he's such a fan of the Fallout games...
Ur comment is actually bad
Thank you for your incredible insight, Z0MBIEZ 420 SLAY EM
"I was gonna add air conditioner's to my sweater.",said Paul.
I love this mans…. Very helpful through my addiction.. still heartbroken many months later… RIP Paul.
“Because december is a happy month, where every child recieves a present from a home invader...”
My god that was priceless ❤️
People will ask me "what is Mitten Squad?" on the sweater. This will be a great way to weed out uncultured and those who are not friends
Dude be proud of how you look the whole body cam is something the people want
“From a far away and strange land like Ohio.”
Me who lives in Ohio: “He’s not wrong.”
On no he ain’t
When I saw the title I thought "oh I wonder how he played multiple instances of wii sports without buying multiple consoles?"
😑 you win Paul
Next up: "Can You Beat Every Wii Sport Resort Sport At The Same Time?"
Mo
No don’t say that, he will buy like 20 more wiis and monitors
I'm roughly seven minutes in, and I've already shared this with multiple friends because I need someone to watch along with me in horror at all the bad decisions that went into this.
Thank you for suffering for us. I greatly appreciate your sacrifice.
This man suffers so we don’t have to 😂 and is the king of multitasking
Duct tape substitute: paper tape, medical tape.
Those won't leave a tattoo after
Epoxy
I’ve never heard such a depressed “now the real game begins...”
Paul, from Mitten Squad, the most enlightened nostril of our generation
I saw the title of this video and finally thought "why would you do this to yourself", something I somehow don't say for every upload on this channel
He took all his points out of physical appearance and dumped them into speech
I'm not sure if that's really mean or really nice
@@NoName...... IT´S BOTH
You truly were a fantastic mind, Paul. Rest in peace
Damn... This probably should have had a drinking game component.
He’s evolving
He's now abusing his whole body at the samw time
@@SilverGamingFI wrong he didnt include his mouth
4:36 I'll remember this.
Hey paul, just wanna wish you a happy new year wherever you are now.. afterlife, heaven (idk if the concept of new year still applies there lol).
Ofc you not being here sucks but it just hits deeper when I realize that the feeling of waiting for you to upload again is useless anymore.
Btw i also realized that you sometimes mention your dead dog in your vids.. i hope you and your dog reunited now!
mitten squad predicted nft
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?"
You mean his son? Yes, yes I do
i want that tattooed on my body now
Oh god I can tell this is gonna be brutal
Matt from wii sports
@@theultimateshadowgunmercen751 Legend vs Legend
@@Propaganda9999 *insert approaching dio scene here
The harder the challenge,the more sadistic I feel watching you do it. I absolutely adore this channel, thank you.
“Why would I do this to myself?”
I ask that in the mirror everyday.
You can't stop me from buying that Wallpaper Paul.
Can't wait for him to replace his spine with wi remotes
I'm more curious as to why this man is wearing shoes inside with carpets.
For religious reasons
He controls the weather via electrostatic discharge, much like he controls his dreams by nocturnal...
I walk inside and forget to take them off
@@dobi2236 Only because Mitten wills it so.
@@Psychol-Snooper :o
It’s hard to make fun of someone who is self admittedly a “genetic disaster.”
*sees thumbnail and title*
“Yes please”
I love the pile of fuckin nunchucks just sitting on the god damn ground.
It must have looked suspicious when this man walks into a warehouse with duct tape and zip ties and looks like he's kicking something in the window
People in the 1950s: " I bet we will have flying cars in 2020"
People in 2020:...
"i have told you before that i am a genetic disaster, get over it."
-Saint Paul of Mitten Squad.
Welll he does look like Sid from Ice Age sooo
Paul, our Santo Subito
“Because I want to see how many people are stupid enough to pay for an image.”
This statement is deadly accurate.
"I wanna see how many people are stupid enough to pay for an image." This guy predicted NFT's. Holy shit.