Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE WILD, WILD PLANET
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- čas přidán 31. 12. 2016
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Time to ring in the new year with the groovy 60's sci-fi movie "The Wild, Wild Planet" (1965).
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I laugh every time Brandon says "The fiend!"
"Watch out for those gadgets on their chest!" I started laughing at that line even before you commented on it. I am going to find a way to use that as a pick up line.
The toy Jetson car crash was classic.
Hey wait, either take me with you or pay me $5.00...
or use. "what do you call a couple of physicians?..," a paradocs (paradox). Or "what's a pirates favorite kind of sock?... arrrrrrrrrgyle." Ive got more and different ones ;)
Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those?
Brandon: I don’t think sawing a woman in half is perfection!
Art the Clown: :(
Better to chemically castrate boys and turn them into girls.
"The Colonel's secret recipe!", damn, that one brought back some memories.
This show is THE BEST I've ever watched,I get a damn kick out of Brandon's comments & jokes,I hope this guy does this show for a lot of years,keep up the good work and GREAT job Brandon!!!
Well, he chokes everyone and gets answers. You have to admit... that's one effective interrogation technique, chief. ;) XD
Does he? I'm not sure he got any answers. Besides, it doesn't tend to encourage communication when you make it impossible for your subject to talk.
3:26 this is what is the more close to a "fantastic 4- the beggining" with one of the more "Reed Richards award of the sciencey DGAF" pickup line ever.
I love how there's an actual movie titled "War Between The Planets"
Jesus Christ, that beer mug at 4:01. Everybody in space must get totally shitfaced.
"in absence of real butterflies you can use humans in capes"
I have a feeling that The Monarch, from The Venture Brothers, watched this movie as a child.
Oh, and if you want to see a really creepy doll, you should watch The Brotherhood Of Satan. Perhaps...*tenting fingers*...you could then review it?
5:49 - Now playing at the Protfo Theater, MOTHRA! The More-So-Than-Usual Musical!
Oh man, reminds me of Wild Zero which if you haven't watched yet I highly recommend it.
Fun fact, ..."Wild, Wild Planet" is part one of five movies in the same universe, with different and partly same actors in same roles.
1. Wild, Wild Planet
2. Deadly Diaphonoids, - (Bringers of Death, War of the Planets)
3. Orion 3000, - or (Mission wandering Planet, Planet on the Prowl, War between the Planets)
4. The Devil Men from Space, or - (The Snow Devils, The Blue Devils, Snow Demons, Space Devils)
5. The Green Slime
Why is it impossible to find this full movie anywhere? I have it on DVD, but I can never find it on CZcams, etc. 🤔
This was just what I needed. My only brother passed away last Tuesday and I have been bummed out for three days.
Kardashion joke was brilliant
But the brains are still too large ;)
RIP Tony Russell. ;( I love this movie BTW; I like to think of it as the movie Marcello Mastroianni was making in 8 1/2.
3 years later and you still haven't touched the sequels? what're you waiting for, we want the complete set! lol
You can probably push a hot wheels faster than that Jetsons car
Three sequels??!! Do them!
Four sequels. The Green Slime is also part of this franchise, apparently.
I loved how at the end of the movie they all laugh at the guy who got shrunk to half size.
And he calls them out on it! 😀
C'mon dude, the Kardasians' brains would be much smaller than that. ;)
I bet they can spell Kardashian though..
You are too optimistic with non-existent brains.
👏🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Joe Satriani was the first "real" concert I went to. I was 13 years old and my dad surprised me with tickets. He let me skip school and we spent the day in Atlanta til it was time to go to the Fox Theater. It was a great day!
Cool; what a small world we live in!
What's the blooper reel like.?.
Joe should very much get in touch with these villains; he could have multiple tours of Joe Satrianis (Joes Satriani? Cloning is hard on grammar).
I first saw Satch during the Flying in a Blue Dream tour with Eric Johnson opening. Freakin’ great!!
Love the Joe Satriani comparisons. Kinda spot on. With 4 arms he'd sound amazing! :o)
4 arms? He could have dozens, attached to multiple Joes Satriani. Hundreds! He could literally be his own orchestra. Hell, he could be his own audience.
Might be hard to divide the paycheques, though.
Keep up the great work. I like your commentary on these types of movies especially Godzilla.
I like the look of this setting. It looks like a prewar fallout city.
You know this would be a fantastic origin story for Dr. Frankenfuter from rocky horror picture show. Could you just imagine Tim curry appearing in drag as the result of fusing the two! LMAO
"When she and I become one, thats when I become a Perfect being"
Baron Ashura: You got to be kidding me
Re: the sequels... "War Of The Planets", "War Between The Planets" and "Snow Devils" are not the only ones. The fourth sequel and final movie in the Gamma One series is (though not directed by Antonio Margheriti) and made in Japan by Kinji Fukasaku, is "The Green Slime" (a.k.a. "Gamma One: Operation Outer Space") which starred Robert Horton, Richard Jaeckel and the oh-so-delectable, Luciana Paluzzi.
Nothing like a cheesy, strange sci-fi movie review to start 2017 off right
You got that right.
Reminds me how people who lived through the '60s say the first five years were just more of the '50s.
Madam butterfly sci Fi. Version.
I think that maybe right in general. I think it takes about 5 years for a decade to shed its self of the ways of the previous decade and the next 5 years for the current decade to define its self.
Happy New Year Brandon!
9:37 Classical sloppy fight choreagraphy from the 60´s
The guy playing Nearmy was also the bad guy in Medusa against the Son of Hercules.
man these movies are fun i will watch again
and here I thought the plan was to shrink people down, smuggle them somewhere, the harvet all their organs. Guess that would've been too out landish or something.
3:59 their hunks o' meat look like coal. 4:51does that evil doll have a comb-over?!
Antonio Margharetti earlier made the classic "CASTLE OF BLOOD". That one's one my wanted list!
In the mid-2000s, TCM ran a whole series of these cheap, schlocky ITALIAN sci-fi flicks on Friday afternoons, where only unemployed people could watch them. They ran this and its sequels, all of which had some vague connection with Space Station GAMMA I.
And then they ran the unofficial sequel, the one that took place on Space Station GAMMA III. Yep. "THE GREEN SLIME". I'd been wanting to watch that since 1969. Ever since, there's like not a year that goes by without me watching it. Given a choice between that and "ALIEN", every time, I'll pick "THE GREEN SLIME".
There was only one problem... it's the only movie i know of that TCM ran in "fullscreen", instead of "widescreen" / "letterbox". WHY? Who knows. But now that I'm buying DVDs, it's on my list for an upgrade. In the close-ups, you're genuinely missing HALF of the fight scenes.
I love this movie! It is so weird and insane.
So, who knew there was an Italian prequel to Phantasm?
I would love to see you review _Lexx: I Worship His Shadow_ or _Gigashadow_ :)
You should do the next two sequels.
Well, I'm glad to know that in the future, people do weird ballets dressed like Mothra's fifth cousin twice removed!
So...wait...is this taking place on a space station, or a planet? The characters are on a space station...then a planet...then the station again...
Great way to start a new Year :D keep it coming
man i wonder what starry night would sound like with 4 hands...
Fun review as always Brandon, Happy New Year :D
4:52 great, first the weird clown-TV hybrid thing from "2019: after the fall of New York" and now this. What's with italian SciFi films including weird creepy dolls in their movies?
You should definitely do the Space Monkey/Yeti sequel. (Not even kidding...)
minski76 sir, you have my attention
*Italian* 60s sci-fi movie? Hoo boy, strap in boys!
you were off for few videos
but this time you just nailed it
Well this is a great way to start the new year! :D
It's like if Ed Wood made Barbarella! I'm going to have to find this one!
5:52 don't worry it just the Broadway release of mothra vs battra.
I put this on my "to watch" list when Brandon's review came out, as it looked like it could be bonkers fun. I finally got to see it tonight. It's a bit sluggish but it kept me entertained, mostly because the villain's plan is so bonkers! You never really knew what daft thing you'd be seeing or hearing next. 😀
2:33 Well at least they had touch tone dialing, no wait, it has only nine keys.
15:45-No one in four years picked up on the Orgasmatron from "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask". It 's even arrowed on screen but nothing.
What's up brandon great video and happy new year
The greatest monologue of all time 15:17
I love this franchise and I hope you get around to the other movies some time. Also, it may interest you to know all four movies were actually shot concurrently!
New Brandon for the new year,fuck yes please
14:18 LEGIT THANKS FOR ASKING THIS Q. Because I was thinking it for the last 30 Seconds..HAHAH
12:00 Actually, I think the pile of calf's lungs under the plastic dome being inflated with a bellows looks more like an Amazing Futuristic City than what the Asylum's version of the new Blade Runner will look like.
Can you please review "Evil Toons","island of fire" and "Schlock"?
10:20 Man Mothra went off the deep end!
So......Dr. Nermi is an alchemist?
Omg this is funny as hell. As usual your reviews are awesome.
The real question of the movie, Is There Love In Space?
No
The Selchies Professor Satchafunkilus you are The Extremist Flying in a Blue Dream. You comment is a Shockwave Supernova you can't stop Unstoppable Momentum of the Engines of Creation, Go get a Time Machine with Black Swans and Wormhole Wizards on a Crystal Planet you are Not of This Earth. I will go play Strange Beautiful Music while Surfing with the Alien.
Filip Cordas no u
IS THERE LOVE!? Baby don't hurt me... Don't hurt me... No more! *insert techno solo. (I guess that is your answer. It means,"Wtf?! What is going on here? Gosh! I don't know!")
Indeed there is. czcams.com/video/GYY0BasWlRA/video.html
How did they end up with three Kardashian brains? I thought they shared one between them.
You made so many videos that very often one pops on my feed that I never watched, like this one, from a flick i don't even know! Absute treat! And lotsa pretty ladies too! 😅🖤
# Brandon Regarding the three sequels. I read somewhere about four sci-fi movies filmed cheap, at the same time, re-using the same sets and props and such to save money. I'm pretty sure this and the three sequels are the ones. Brilliant idea if they had decent scripts.
Although this is a b-movie, it clearly had a reasonable budget. I suspect the films you heard about were the much, much cheaper "War of the Robots" and other films, banged out in short fashion by an Italian director. I've seen two of them, and they're rubbish (and not rubbish in a good way)!
So glad to see abstract art (in the theatre scene) is about as understandable as it is today. Plus, was that doll the Annabelle of the future? ;P
happy new year...lets have plenty of brit flicks please
This half man half woman stuff was rather popular in that time period. Hell, I've been rereading Jodorowsky's Incal and that universe is run by a pair of conjoined twins, one man one woman.
You gotta do ”war of the planets". It had huge space batles. And Claude Rains.
Claude Rains was in “Battle Of The Worlds”.
There's only one Halstead and his first name is is Jay!
Definitely looks like something I have to watch!!
Third sequel should have been called War in between the Planets. XD
11:30 Maybe by "perfect being", Nurmi meant "perfect for the lead in "Glen or Glenda""?
At least Baron Ashura had some measure of logic for being half-man and half-woman, split down the middle. (The original two people, who were in love, had the opposite sides of their bodies destroyed in an accident. So Dr. Hell sewed the surviving sides together to make himself a new henchman/henchwoman.)
In the version I watch, Dr Hell destroyed the other halves of their bodies on purpose.
Happy New Year, and i think i have seen this movie before
LOLed on the Joe Satriani joke! Glad someone else knows him... and yes, bald weirdo 4armed dudes in glasses indeed resemble him.
Franco Nero... oh man. You need to review our Hungarian "epic" Honfoglalás someday... A government-funded "historical" movie about how we came to the Carpathian basin, with a budget so low that battles consist of 2 people wrestling in the mud, but they did have the money to hire Franco Nero for the role of Arpad, the leader of the hungarian tribes... despite him not speaking our language. :D Like, at all.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Conquest_(1996_film)
When I saw the video artwork I thought/hoped Satriani was in the movie.
I was wondering why Satch was in the thumbnail as well :D
@Swift Nimblefoot , Any Bathory's left over there? Most METAL chic EVER
0:16 "plots that actually make sense"...........yeah about that.....
Rise of Skywalker happened
@@luckykennedy7364 exactly
Dwarf versions? Wonder if Don Coscarelli ever saw this
the bad guys plan... I think I need to borrow the sage words of a wise Ghoul to accurately respond to them " you fucking weirdo"
Very fun to watch, thanks
So it's Glen or Glenda in space.
13:47 But it *will* make you a pretty good stage magician.
7:07 "This's a gag, no ? '' Priceless !
A lot of footage was reused in the 1st sequel.
Anyway, visually better than the Clarke-Kubrick's "2001 - A Space Odyssey"
Also considerably less boring than 2001.
The acting is crazy
This movie is really wild on the flipside
There's a story in Plato's Symposium about the first humans being both man and woman. After trying to take over Mt. Olympus, the Gods cut them in half. Maybe that's where Nermi got the idea.
That's not a pubic hair! It's a 60s' Italian movie, it's a beard hair!
I melted a Barbie doll I got for Christmas.
Nurmi wants to be Baron Ashura?
I'd like to see your review of Devil's Rain 1975.
Does "We're back: a dinosaurs story" count as a cult movie?
11:32 And that kids is how Baron Ashler was born.
im so happy you made the sattrianni references
in old school alchemy a Rebis, a perfect being, was both man and woman.