Savage BBC News Simon McCoy Quip

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  • čas přidán 27. 10. 2020
  • Simon McCoy is known for his one liners and comic timing. In this one, he is not a fan of a contactless Halloween.
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Komentáře • 123

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 Před 3 lety +277

    I love how utterly done Simon McCoy is with basically everything

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 Před 3 lety +13

      He's brutal at times.

    • @PeppyZeb
      @PeppyZeb Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. Před 3 lety +9

      I’m sure many of us have his internal dialogue too. ‘Ok, so the world has gone nuts and I have to pretend this is normal and not ridiculous, so talk about it with a straight face, or I’m in deep do-do, don’t crack, do NOT crack…’

  • @PurushaDesa
    @PurushaDesa Před 3 lety +428

    I loved his New Year’s Eve one.
    “And now a special programme - some of the highlights of 2020…”
    [Nothing plays.]
    “…Exactly.”

  • @ATLAScorporation2023
    @ATLAScorporation2023 Před 3 lety +135

    That was funny just a normal day in the United Kingdom news HQ

    • @dreamsmemes2914
      @dreamsmemes2914 Před 3 lety +12

      I'm not even sure why the whole of the UK needs to know that a middle aged American woman put some pvc pipe through her front door.

    • @ATLAScorporation2023
      @ATLAScorporation2023 Před 3 lety

      Dreams Memes 😂

    • @gedanst1
      @gedanst1 Před 3 lety

      Is sadness a normal day in the UK? ..Sorry guys, that It's so sad .

    • @zahla1447
      @zahla1447 Před 3 lety

      @@gedanst1 bbc news always like to end on a light note, with some silly story.

  • @andywood375
    @andywood375 Před 3 lety +197

    nobody does withering like the british

  • @AlisonBryen
    @AlisonBryen Před 3 lety +20

    0:28 You can hear him die a bit here...

  • @JD.Knight
    @JD.Knight Před 3 lety +4

    I could feel the mental battle of whether he should say it or not 🤣🤣

  • @criminally_vulgar
    @criminally_vulgar Před 3 lety +235

    "As will be her social life"

    • @Ginnes
      @Ginnes Před 3 lety +20

      I don't need subtitles thanks

    • @davidscott6933
      @davidscott6933 Před 3 lety +4

      That's what he said

    • @criminally_vulgar
      @criminally_vulgar Před 3 lety +11

      @@Ginnes For you, the renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?

    • @fredtwo8347
      @fredtwo8347 Před 3 lety +17

      @@Ginnes this is going to be difficult to hear, but not everything you see is meant specifically for you

    • @AHBelt
      @AHBelt Před 3 lety +3

      @@Ginnes I did.

  • @OJBowie
    @OJBowie Před 3 lety +71

    😂 bloody brilliant.

  • @curiousuranus810
    @curiousuranus810 Před 3 lety +3

    More McCoy!

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy Před 3 lety +8

    0:24 I love the way she's rubbing her bare hands all over the pipe.

  • @richardmartin1519
    @richardmartin1519 Před 3 lety +3

    I actually cried with laughter, when I watched this.

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC Před 3 lety +15

    Simon, as usual 😂 Every brit news shouldnt have an anchor, they should have “a Simon”.

  • @oliverharris9567
    @oliverharris9567 Před 3 lety +18

    This is hilarious

  • @stephenstainton4806
    @stephenstainton4806 Před 3 lety +5

    You'll fit in really well at GB News.

  • @oldvlognewtricks
    @oldvlognewtricks Před 3 lety +25

    I want to know how she avoids touching whatever goes in the chute 🙄

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin Před 3 lety +1

    Love Simon McCoy . Total BBC News legend !

  • @vijaykryesItsMe
    @vijaykryesItsMe Před 3 lety +9

    She could just throw the candy you know

  • @thoughtfortheday7811
    @thoughtfortheday7811 Před 3 lety +1

    What a brilliant woman!
    Simon, great as ever.

  • @Thawhid
    @Thawhid Před 3 lety +14

    Oooooooooffffff what the heck Simon

  • @joshtherahrah
    @joshtherahrah Před 3 lety +9

    I think I just witnessed a murder...

  • @melgrant7404
    @melgrant7404 Před 3 lety +1

    Love Simon and his wig xxxx

  • @VERMISIMILITUDE
    @VERMISIMILITUDE Před 3 lety

    Just brilliant Simon!!!👌😂😂😂😂👌

  • @jackcade68
    @jackcade68 Před 3 lety

    That rug!

  • @gedanst1
    @gedanst1 Před 3 lety +6

    It's just sad and we remain silent and accept all... sad!

  • @tcideh4929
    @tcideh4929 Před 3 lety

    Yo, that was savage. Oof

  • @kimgrant3879
    @kimgrant3879 Před 3 lety +2

    Simon mcwig

  • @stephn987
    @stephn987 Před 3 lety +4

    😂

  • @bertmacdonald337
    @bertmacdonald337 Před 3 lety

    Candy chute !

  • @mungairhesa
    @mungairhesa Před 3 lety +13

    LMAO!!! So unnecessary.

  • @michaelversace4441
    @michaelversace4441 Před 3 lety +2

    AN HONEST JOURNALIST?!!!

  • @TERMINATIONBLISS08
    @TERMINATIONBLISS08 Před 3 lety

    You fucking killed her dude

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan Před 3 lety +4

    *as will be her social life* 😂

  • @ferghalicious1480
    @ferghalicious1480 Před 3 lety

    Fucking hell calm down Simon

  • @AD270479
    @AD270479 Před 3 lety

    Hmm only thing is, considering he's covering a story regarding social distancing, all our social lives will be contactless. Hence the reason she made the chute in the first place.

  • @TheCookieFlavaJAR
    @TheCookieFlavaJAR Před 3 lety +1

    Or... You could just throw the sweets ...or you know leave a bowl if you live in a nice neighbourhood...or just not cus no one should be trick or treating in a pandemic

  • @artfuldodger9312
    @artfuldodger9312 Před 3 lety +1

    This is one of the many reasons I cancelled their TV tax. I won't have to listen to McCoy's bullshit any longer. He's always messing things up, he'd cause chaos in a china shop.

    • @cquilty1
      @cquilty1 Před 3 lety +1

      @fartful todger
      You're a barrel of laughs.

  • @theultimatechampion154
    @theultimatechampion154 Před 3 lety +16

    She's better than those people who don't give a damn about other people's lives.

    • @michaelm9152
      @michaelm9152 Před 3 lety +3

      naaah

    • @wornstrat5517
      @wornstrat5517 Před 3 lety +3

      American???.

    • @bitterliquid2640
      @bitterliquid2640 Před 3 lety +4

      lol imagine still buying that nonsense

    • @wheedler
      @wheedler Před 3 lety +4

      @@bitterliquid2640 Yeah, it should be obvious by now that this worldwide conspiracy was just a ploy to keep us indoors and ruin the economy. There's no such thing as pandemics, that's science fiction.

    • @CDbiggen
      @CDbiggen Před 3 lety

      Oh waaaah

  • @wheedler
    @wheedler Před 3 lety +2

    Because people will see it and be embarrassed and not want to spend time with her anymore? Is that the joke?

  • @boneyjoe8543
    @boneyjoe8543 Před 3 lety +1

    I'll be sorry to see simon go from the newsdesk.... said no-one ever

  • @judgeberry6071
    @judgeberry6071 Před 3 lety +1

    Absolute corker lol

  • @mirsad96
    @mirsad96 Před 3 lety

    USA: That's offensive against Halloween! He needs to be fired!

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 Před 3 lety +2

    Silly man doesn't realise we're not allowed to joke about anything any more. Remember: there's always a victim.

    • @js0988
      @js0988 Před 3 lety +1

      Awwww... poor little fella, can't say racist things anymore without being called a racist? Well at least you're not being a victim. ❄️❄️❄️😂

    • @bunceman4613
      @bunceman4613 Před 3 lety +1

      You guys try to make everything about 'we can't joke anymore'. Literally nobody is stopping you, and has nothing to do with this video

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 Před 3 lety

      @@bunceman4613 Is it bothering you?

    • @bunceman4613
      @bunceman4613 Před 3 lety

      @@paulmurgatroyd6372 what is

    • @deadinthebed963
      @deadinthebed963 Před 3 lety +1

      I love your thumbnail great show

  • @martnava1661
    @martnava1661 Před 3 lety +2

    don't they cancel you for saying stuff like that?

    • @NB-gu9rs
      @NB-gu9rs Před 3 lety +2

      You mean "call you an asshole in public?"
      Yes. That's all "cancelling" is.

    • @VanessaMagick
      @VanessaMagick Před 3 lety +2

      @@NB-gu9rs so you mean to tell me that CANCEL CULTURE is an expression of free speech and not the removal of free speech? well, my mind is fucking blown I can tell you

    • @lizziebkennedy7505
      @lizziebkennedy7505 Před 3 lety +1

      They can criticise you.there's no such thing as cancel. JK Rowling got criticised but she still writes snd publishes and sells.cancel is just bollocks invented by those who cannot tolerate being criticised for anything. It's ultra dumb.

    • @martnava1661
      @martnava1661 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lizziebkennedy7505 they can also sack you, that's unfortunately part of cancel culture, if you work for a woke company they'll use any excuse to remove you if you don't align with them politically

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Před 3 lety

      Not really. What they do is this:
      1. Receive report of comment or behaviour.
      2. Check that comment or behaviour against their own policies which the person involved agreed to abide by as a condition of taking the job.
      3. Conclude they're in breach of said policy.
      4. Ask them if this is the hill they want to die on.
      5. Wait for answer and respond accordingly.
      Ex employee then claims they've been "cancelled" when in fact they were the ones who a) fucked up and b) won't admit they fucked up and apologise like a grown-up.
      In short, the people who claim to be cancelled all appear to have surprisingly loud voices, and seem incapable of understanding that actions have consequences, and promptly throw all their toys out of the pram when they get asked "what the actual fuck have you done now, you ridiculous little throwback?!"

  • @vonschenck6464
    @vonschenck6464 Před 3 lety +5

    As a member of the homosapien community I find this very disturbing. My rights are violated, shame on you BBC. Shame you on!

    • @artursbilmanis4313
      @artursbilmanis4313 Před 3 lety

      You are a year or two late....

    • @vonschenck6464
      @vonschenck6464 Před 3 lety +8

      @@artursbilmanis4313 I have discovered the art of writing backwards. backwards writing of art the discovered have I

    • @Peruvianbean
      @Peruvianbean Před 3 lety

      @@vonschenck6464 is beautiful tbh tbh beautiful is.

    • @bilxl_yt
      @bilxl_yt Před 3 lety

      Bruhh

  • @yooochoob
    @yooochoob Před 3 lety +21

    I find this deeply offensive.

    • @I.have.an.std.
      @I.have.an.std. Před 3 lety +61

      I edited this comment so you will never know what I said...
      Read more..

    • @yooochoob
      @yooochoob Před 3 lety +15

      @@I.have.an.std. stop being so offensive or I WILL report you to youtube and the police!

    • @I.have.an.std.
      @I.have.an.std. Před 3 lety +15

      @@yooochoob ok 👌🏻

    • @yooochoob
      @yooochoob Před 3 lety +4

      @XΣΠΩ Π7 STOP THRETENING ME IWILL GO TO THE POLICE !!!

    • @artursbilmanis4313
      @artursbilmanis4313 Před 3 lety +21

      @@mysteryguy5177 You wouldn't recognize sarcasm even if it slept with you...:/

  • @kimgrant3879
    @kimgrant3879 Před 3 lety

    Simon mcwig