Boris Johnson goes undercover in a supermarket (1998) - BBC Newsnight

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  • Boris Johnson - then a Telegraph journalist - gives his take on what supermarkets have done for Britain.
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    This film was originally aired on Newsnight on 16 October, 1998.
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Komentáře • 877

  • @benwalker3068
    @benwalker3068 Před 3 lety +3679

    Tell someone in 1998 that this guy becomes Prime minister and they'd laugh

    • @rorymckernan8502
      @rorymckernan8502 Před 3 lety +218

      If you tell them now in 2021, they'd laugh even harder. 😂😂😂

    • @chrisnettleship4331
      @chrisnettleship4331 Před 3 lety +35

      He was a berk even when he was young 🤣

    • @joshsmith136
      @joshsmith136 Před 3 lety +77

      I think if you told someone in 1998 that Boris is leading the government through a pandemic they would die of laughter

    • @rorymckernan8502
      @rorymckernan8502 Před 3 lety +4

      @@chrisnettleship4331Yes.😂😂

    • @rorymckernan8502
      @rorymckernan8502 Před 3 lety +5

      @@joshsmith136 Indeed they would. 😂😂😂

  • @Sisyphos420
    @Sisyphos420 Před 3 lety +1669

    "What did you do at 34 years old?"
    "I went to Tesco and sh*t on Labour - now I'm prime minister."

    • @Sisyphos420
      @Sisyphos420 Před 3 lety +6

      @@notWaldont yes, my bad.
      I will edit my comment now.

    • @radioclash84
      @radioclash84 Před 3 lety +22

      34? Damn he never looked young.

    • @idreeskhan8885
      @idreeskhan8885 Před 3 lety +17

      @@radioclash84 Shit genetics and shitty diet it seems.

    • @vikramsureswarannaidu7248
      @vikramsureswarannaidu7248 Před 3 lety +1

      @@RickSanchez-dn6rd I'm a Tory and he's my least Favourite

    • @darwincity
      @darwincity Před 3 lety +4

      And I got sacked by a newspaper because I made up a quote I attributed to my godfather when I was in my 20’s.
      I’m living the dream.

  • @sambarden1330
    @sambarden1330 Před 3 lety +915

    The weirdest recommendation I have ever got on youtube

  • @SRN18
    @SRN18 Před 4 lety +1803

    Looks like Matt Lucas. I thought this was a Little Britain sketch for a minute

  • @ittybittyboat9017
    @ittybittyboat9017 Před 3 lety +1303

    0:35 looks like he's just figured out how to stand upright for the first time

    • @Jimdixon1953
      @Jimdixon1953 Před 3 lety +94

      Just after shitting himself.

    • @MHui-nj4dq
      @MHui-nj4dq Před 3 lety +17

      Can't stop laughing 🤣

    • @Joan-ot9nf
      @Joan-ot9nf Před 3 lety +5

      :DDDDDD

    • @ghffhghhdhh3600
      @ghffhghhdhh3600 Před 3 lety +4

      I just laughted so hard lol. Fucking hilarious

    • @hejpigeotto
      @hejpigeotto Před 3 lety +3

      Boris reminded me of Donald Trump "First day of standing lessons"

  • @simonrodrigues4192
    @simonrodrigues4192 Před 4 lety +2379

    How can a person stay with the same hairstyle forever

    • @Colonies_Dev
      @Colonies_Dev Před 4 lety +47

      oMg lOoK aT hIs hAiR, he MUST be a bad politician 😫

    • @harstoft
      @harstoft Před 4 lety +57

      Ask Brian May

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV Před 4 lety +8

      Good genes

    • @simonrodrigues4192
      @simonrodrigues4192 Před 4 lety +16

      Does he look like Donald Trumps long lost brother

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV Před 4 lety +16

      @@simonrodrigues4192 He also sounds like him a bit incoherent and all over the place with his speeches but more intellectual than Trump.

  • @winich
    @winich Před 3 lety +596

    For I minute straight I couldn't decide whether this was a comedic postironic sketch or a serious report: the lighthearted music, the pose Boris was standing in, him doing the monologue right in front of a cashier - everything is perfect

    • @ajdo1991
      @ajdo1991 Před 3 lety +5

      Was that in front of the cashier or were they recording his reflection in the window?

    • @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey
      @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey Před 3 lety +6

      @@ajdo1991 It was definitely inside the store, right in front of the cashier

    • @sirmoanalot3779
      @sirmoanalot3779 Před 3 lety +1

      Alan Partridge in a blonde wig

    • @irtap404
      @irtap404 Před 3 lety +2

      That scruffy look and badly fitted suit looked like such a parody. Took me a while to say.... hold on, that IS our prime minister.... not that he improved his style much tho.

    • @eyesodd
      @eyesodd Před 2 lety +1

      From a time when Newsnight was actually decent and worth watching.

  • @Jimdixon1953
    @Jimdixon1953 Před 3 lety +463

    Footage of Boris Johnson using a phrase like “Temple of Gammon” in a video purportedly from 1998 does make you question reality.

    • @cubbyhoo
      @cubbyhoo Před 3 lety +5

      Honestly all I have been thinking. What is the world

    • @hejpigeotto
      @hejpigeotto Před 3 lety +12

      Also the onion round the neck!! 🤣

  • @krisinsaigon
    @krisinsaigon Před 4 lety +693

    yes, but when is he going to finish writing "Business Secrets of The Pharaohs"?

    • @jeffff6502
      @jeffff6502 Před 3 lety +15

      My g

    • @tomwright4969
      @tomwright4969 Před 3 lety +15

      He got his fake certificate and that's all that matters

    • @chesterwigzell6042
      @chesterwigzell6042 Před 3 lety +19

      conservative party time for the el dude brothers

    • @lamppost7218
      @lamppost7218 Před 3 lety +13

      I have found peep show peoples

    • @krisinsaigon
      @krisinsaigon Před 3 lety +6

      This comment from a year ago is suddenly getting a lot of traction

  • @mikeharvey2129
    @mikeharvey2129 Před 3 lety +281

    His favourite supermarket are the ones that sells great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies, for only £9.99!

    • @HassanPoyo
      @HassanPoyo Před 3 lety +7

      😂😂😂😂😂 comment of the year award goes to you sir

    • @mikeharvey2129
      @mikeharvey2129 Před 3 lety +6

      @@HassanPoyo Thanks man!

  • @Ninyfive
    @Ninyfive Před 3 lety +75

    1998: Boris goes to the supermarket.
    2019: Boris is in charge of Britain.

  • @_Tp__
    @_Tp__ Před 3 lety +113

    Wow he’s so undercover. Nobody could spot him in that suit.

    • @wheedler
      @wheedler Před 3 lety +11

      The way he speaks openly to himself in front of the staff just makes him blend right in.

  • @gjcsoka
    @gjcsoka Před 3 lety +983

    I tell you what, if he decided to stay away from politics and stick with comedy, I'd actually like him.

    • @spectacles6936
      @spectacles6936 Před 3 lety +27

      Yeah, was gonna say that

    • @lmao9526
      @lmao9526 Před 3 lety +11

      im not British and shit but why do y'all not like him

    • @gjcsoka
      @gjcsoka Před 3 lety +103

      @@lmao9526 because he upholds a buffoon frontier to hide his malicious intentions

    • @idreeskhan8885
      @idreeskhan8885 Před 3 lety +22

      @@lmao9526 Because he's a walking joke.

    • @ravenaussie3760
      @ravenaussie3760 Před 3 lety +3

      I don't get what there is to not like about him.

  • @Parliamentarian
    @Parliamentarian Před 3 lety +916

    This guy would make a funny Prime Minister.

    • @samdash5136
      @samdash5136 Před 3 lety +28

      a shit one to

    • @TheDarkKnightReborn
      @TheDarkKnightReborn Před 3 lety +38

      @@samdash5136 had to make a light hearted joke political didnt you 😂 what a loser

    • @wedonteatbears
      @wedonteatbears Před 3 lety +16

      @@samdash5136 no need to bring this shit up. We just want to have a good laugh.

    • @samdash5136
      @samdash5136 Před 3 lety +6

      @@TheDarkKnightReborn well did I lie

    • @TheDarkKnightReborn
      @TheDarkKnightReborn Před 3 lety +26

      @@samdash5136 I have no intention of feeding your need to constantly getting into political arguments over the Internet.
      Get a life buddy

  • @unclearinstruction220
    @unclearinstruction220 Před 3 lety +29

    2:04 "So i tied an onion to my lanyard, Which was the style at the time"

  • @joeroylemusic
    @joeroylemusic Před 3 lety +107

    When he hung an onion around his neck, yeah, I felt that...

  • @j94c
    @j94c Před 4 lety +438

    My god 00:28 to 00:40 that body language is a spitting image of Mark Corrigan.

    • @forthrightgambitia1032
      @forthrightgambitia1032 Před 4 lety +52

      “A new boiler. Surely the least enjoyable way to spend £1,000. At least throwing the money out of the window you’d see the scrabbling mass, the hate-filled faces.”

    • @PeaceDweller
      @PeaceDweller Před 4 lety +21

      ..Chance'll be a fine thing!

    • @spectacles6936
      @spectacles6936 Před 3 lety +6

      @@PeaceDweller a fine thing indeed

    • @adamcharlie3151
      @adamcharlie3151 Před 3 lety +5

      @@spectacles6936 need to stop saying that now

    • @dragan3659
      @dragan3659 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PeaceDweller That's a thing people say isn't it?

  • @god-fearingenglishman5254
    @god-fearingenglishman5254 Před 3 lety +65

    Safeway & Somerfield....blimey, what a throwback!

  • @MukumRaiLimbu
    @MukumRaiLimbu Před 3 lety +29

    "So I tied an onion to my neck, which was the style at the time"

  • @importantjohn
    @importantjohn Před 3 lety +82

    He should do the daily COVID press conference update in a similar format.

  • @Daniel-bv6ig
    @Daniel-bv6ig Před 3 lety +28

    Why did I just randomly get this suggested to me 🤔🤔

  • @phillipsmiley5930
    @phillipsmiley5930 Před 3 lety +35

    Q: What are you going to achieve in the next 20 years Mr Johnson?
    A: I'm going to become PM, covert to Catholic and remarry and get the vatican to recognise the marrage.
    No seriously Mr Johnson

  • @seerpou
    @seerpou Před 3 lety +15

    this was the first and last time he stepped inside a tesco

  • @bigmoneysteppa
    @bigmoneysteppa Před 4 lety +127

    Some great jungle/drum n bass records came out that year. Another forgotten great British export.

    • @adj9541
      @adj9541 Před 4 lety

      So sad. 😢

    • @andym28
      @andym28 Před 4 lety +4

      Grooverider the prototype years.

    • @looloowhiskey
      @looloowhiskey Před 3 lety

      fi get leng

    • @ells101
      @ells101 Před 3 lety +1

      @@looloowhiskey LTJ Bukem

    • @looloowhiskey
      @looloowhiskey Před 3 lety +6

      @@ells101 he missed a trick not playing some jungle vibes

  • @andrewfiske3558
    @andrewfiske3558 Před 4 lety +82

    Newsnight's hard hitting journalism at its finest...

  • @TransporterTony
    @TransporterTony Před 3 lety +18

    Is it me, or has everyone else found this randomly in their recommendations

    • @sapcomics
      @sapcomics Před 3 lety

      i feel that is the consensus of the room

  • @BurgerPwner
    @BurgerPwner Před 3 lety +26

    0:24 how npcs stand infront of their house in skyrim

  • @T0FFII
    @T0FFII Před 3 lety +5

    'Safeway & Somerfield' bruh the fact that I remember those stores, makes me feel OLD.

  • @ibraibraibraibraibra
    @ibraibraibraibraibra Před 3 lety +17

    Very normal man who was 34 at the time of this being recorded.

  • @ScottRothsroth0616
    @ScottRothsroth0616 Před 3 lety +23

    On today’s edition of “Random CZcams Recommendations”

  • @Toribot
    @Toribot Před 3 lety +7

    His wife was 10 years old when this went out on telly

  • @richardlawrence2903
    @richardlawrence2903 Před 4 lety +85

    0:40 could easily be dubbed over: "This week I will mostly be eating...roast chickens"

  • @TheInternetIsDeadToMe
    @TheInternetIsDeadToMe Před 3 lety +13

    “Pantile temples of gammon”. Now he’s king of the Gammons.

  • @benign2859
    @benign2859 Před 4 lety +75

    0:35 I swear he looks like Butter Pants from Shrek who said "Do the roar". Hahaaaaa.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind Před 4 lety +77

    Ah 1998.

  • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8

    Discovering this man would be PM in 1998 would be like discovering Greg Wallace will become the reigning monarch in 20 years.

    • @craiglist879
      @craiglist879 Před 2 lety +1

      ....or finding out that Prince Andrew doesn't sweat.

  • @respectedgaming
    @respectedgaming Před 3 lety +47

    This guy is great!
    He should be a Prime Minister!
    Oh wait...

  • @thomuk2006
    @thomuk2006 Před 4 lety +25

    Pepsi for £1.99.... rip off!

    • @WillScarlet1991
      @WillScarlet1991 Před 4 lety +4

      And that was 1998!! It's probably about £5 now 😛

  • @missdoglover1644
    @missdoglover1644 Před 3 lety +22

    Carrie was 10 years old when this was made.

    • @mohm7047
      @mohm7047 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh my word! I thought she was 37 until I saw Wikipedia.

    • @pagethreemodel
      @pagethreemodel Před 3 lety +1

      I'm assuming Carrie is the new wife?

    • @mohm7047
      @mohm7047 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pagethreemodel Yes indeed.

  • @BCloudyboy
    @BCloudyboy Před 3 lety +13

    Not sure why I find this so entertaining

  • @Schmingle38
    @Schmingle38 Před 3 lety +2

    I'm sorry but temples of gammon is the best phrase ever

  • @kyleennis7939
    @kyleennis7939 Před 3 lety +11

    Lol. I thought it was Matt Lucas wearing a wig. It looks and sounds like one of his sketches.🤣

    • @STARDUSTIBIZA
      @STARDUSTIBIZA Před 3 lety +1

      It does I think he looks even more like Matt there than now

  • @MrEd94
    @MrEd94 Před 3 lety +11

    Did he go disguised as someone vaguely competent at their job?

  • @craigbezo4058
    @craigbezo4058 Před 3 lety +4

    I mean it’s more convenient having local shops since supermarkets are located further away.

  • @christopherflack7629
    @christopherflack7629 Před 3 lety +38

    Ironically he speaks of refrigerated temples of gammon when he is a gammon who hides in a refrigerator

    • @Derm1991
      @Derm1991 Před 3 lety +2

      What a comment

    • @ze89412
      @ze89412 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Derm1991 never knew using derogatory terms made a comment good

    • @tentringer4065
      @tentringer4065 Před 3 lety

      @@ze89412 at least he didn't call him a Tory: a far more derogatory term.

  • @rpmc537
    @rpmc537 Před 3 lety +7

    Completely forgot about Safeway until he mentioned them.

  • @joshuahughes5761
    @joshuahughes5761 Před 3 lety +7

    Boris wouldve been 34 years old in this video

  • @lordmfitzgerald3rd754
    @lordmfitzgerald3rd754 Před 3 lety +12

    Lol he’d be a funny 4th edition to the old Top Gear team actually.

  • @etme1000
    @etme1000 Před 4 lety +6

    a great piece

  • @maxmccann5323
    @maxmccann5323 Před 2 lety +6

    He looks like an a level student making a video for business studies class on economics

  • @TheNathanNS
    @TheNathanNS Před 3 lety +1

    1:13
    39p for a Muller Corner?? Those prices are unheard of nowadays

  • @tomski7633
    @tomski7633 Před 3 lety +4

    Ahhh the youtube recommendation algorithm never ceases to surprise me with stuff I didn’t know existed

  • @TheSuperLegoMan100
    @TheSuperLegoMan100 Před 3 lety +2

    who would have thought this guy would be responsible for the deaths of a hundred thousand people

  • @ktopics5876
    @ktopics5876 Před 3 lety

    This is pure gold.

  • @legomaniac856
    @legomaniac856 Před 3 lety +2

    I notice that Boris's notes on the report are crude scrawlings on a crinkled sheet of paper.

    • @GregOrCreg
      @GregOrCreg Před 3 lety

      I believe that's also how he came up with his COVID plan.

    • @legomaniac856
      @legomaniac856 Před 3 lety +1

      @@GregOrCreg Yeah, pretty much. That's *if* he even bothered to write them down!

  • @Derperfier
    @Derperfier Před 3 lety +12

    I’m just wondering what happened to Safeway and Somerfield

    • @myrddinemrys1332
      @myrddinemrys1332 Před 3 lety +4

      Safeways went bankrupt and got divied up between other supermarket chains. The one in my area became a Morrisons.

    • @OCTOPOPS
      @OCTOPOPS Před 3 lety +2

      And Somerfield was doing badly, so they were bought by Co-op in 2008

    • @Sparx632
      @Sparx632 Před 3 lety +2

      Most Safeways were rebranded to Morrison’s, Somerfield was bought by Co-op in 2009 and rebranded to Co-op by the end of 2011.

  • @alexheat0678
    @alexheat0678 Před 3 lety +4

    ''Can anybody tell me where they keep the protoplasmic invertebrate jellies?'' -Boris

  • @mr.coolmug3181
    @mr.coolmug3181 Před 4 lety +14

    All those shopping trolleys remind me of the Berlin Holocaust Memorial.

  • @dandiesel9966
    @dandiesel9966 Před 3 lety +6

    Lets sign a petition for Boggy Joggers to walk around with an onion on a necklace for old times sake.

  • @dm0065
    @dm0065 Před 3 lety +31

    Well he was right. We pretend we miss shopping the high street, but it would take no longer than a week of living like that to disabuse us of that false memory.

    • @npickle54
      @npickle54 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm not so sure

    • @idreeskhan8885
      @idreeskhan8885 Před 3 lety +1

      Same goes for online shopping. Thats why it changed that way.

  • @MelissaAndersonTheFutureLegend

    20 years later, he still looks the same. What even is age ?

    • @ismailjames3781
      @ismailjames3781 Před 4 lety +11

      rumour has it he drinks the blood of schoolchildren and disabled people

    • @jokerraton8183
      @jokerraton8183 Před 3 lety +1

      He is fat shit years old

    • @quakethedoombringer
      @quakethedoombringer Před 3 lety

      @@jokerraton8183 Honestly, weight issue aside, he still looks mostly the same

  • @outerheaven8797
    @outerheaven8797 Před 3 lety +13

    Boris's hair looks a lot better than it does now lol 🤣🤣 #borisforthechop ✂️

  • @andrewlauder2777
    @andrewlauder2777 Před 3 lety +11

    “Temples of gammon” who’d have thought he’d be leading a Westminster government of gammons 2 decades later 🤦‍♂️😬

  • @Alex1998rules
    @Alex1998rules Před 3 lety +2

    10 years later he was mayor. Just over 20 years later he was Prime Minister. Who would have thought....

    • @marknewbold2583
      @marknewbold2583 Před 3 lety

      Etonians will always get the top jobs regardless of their abilities

  • @TheClarksonFan
    @TheClarksonFan Před 3 lety +7

    I feel that in this video he should wear a multi-coloured hat with a propeller on it.

  • @jacklong1844
    @jacklong1844 Před 3 lety +5

    his tastes in fashion hasn't changed since eaton

  • @Official_dj
    @Official_dj Před 3 lety +10

    Ye it's bad for companies to have influence over government and other parties, anyways what was that stuff Boris's government have been upto recently?
    Oh ye
    Aged like a fine port,
    Port Glasgow specifically

  • @aidianajones
    @aidianajones Před 3 lety +4

    Somerfield, that takes me back.

  • @joewadsworth1760
    @joewadsworth1760 Před 3 lety +3

    This is somewhere between Mark Corrigan and Alan Partridge.

  • @jamiemacdonald6429
    @jamiemacdonald6429 Před 2 lety +1

    This was the only time he’s ever been in a supermarket

  • @brendanjohnlynch8132
    @brendanjohnlynch8132 Před 3 lety +2

    He looks like a character from Little Britain

  • @abbitt9433
    @abbitt9433 Před 3 lety +3

    0:15 The GTA Sway!

  • @samwaite7807
    @samwaite7807 Před 3 lety +4

    Looked like he ate 70% of the meat produced in Britain

    • @GregOrCreg
      @GregOrCreg Před 3 lety

      Ironically, the gammon now eats up his bullshit.

  • @ArrowValley
    @ArrowValley Před 3 lety +2

    Dear God!
    Those prices are amazing!

  • @Kate21561
    @Kate21561 Před 3 lety +8

    His now partner would have been 10 years old at this time 🤭

    • @samjesus8
      @samjesus8 Před 3 lety +1

      yeah that is very...........................man i dont know how to react to that. Slightly concerning

  • @zeztro
    @zeztro Před 3 lety +2

    RIP Safeway and Somerfield

  • @lallen7130
    @lallen7130 Před 3 lety +9

    Ladies and gentlemen, our Prime Minister (somehow)

  • @jaywilliams9294
    @jaywilliams9294 Před 3 lety +5

    When Boris finds out how much plastic bags are now: *great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies*

  • @rorymckernan8502
    @rorymckernan8502 Před 3 lety +10

    If he went undercover now, It would be ridiculous. 😂😂

  • @joshuahughes5761
    @joshuahughes5761 Před 3 lety +2

    Its weird watching this in 2020

  • @bigpriq9976
    @bigpriq9976 Před 3 lety +5

    "sir please move along other customers are waiting"

  • @hawkeize
    @hawkeize Před rokem +1

    Saw this guy a mile off, why am I not surprised 😮

  • @Shortfilmsyou
    @Shortfilmsyou Před 3 lety

    I love the way around it approach to not being allowed to film inside 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peter9162
    @peter9162 Před 3 lety +4

    'Temples of gammon'- So funny that the members of that temple would later become Johnson's primary voting block.

  • @craigturner1748
    @craigturner1748 Před 3 lety +2

    This is Matt Lucas best sketch yet.

  • @rivolinho
    @rivolinho Před 3 lety +7

    Ah 1998...... the days before the world went mad.
    Again.

  • @andrescannell4202
    @andrescannell4202 Před 3 lety +5

    Even back then he couldn't find a decent fitting suit.

  • @Will.B.Good.
    @Will.B.Good. Před 4 lety +3

    Seems like he never get's old

  • @The-sx8zy
    @The-sx8zy Před 3 lety +3

    Temples of Gammon- is that where you get your electorate from?

  • @bencheshire
    @bencheshire Před 3 lety +1

    What episode of Little Britain is this from? Matt Lucas is so good in it.
    edit... whelp, im a year too late for this joke.

  • @indefatigable8193
    @indefatigable8193 Před 3 lety

    Harold Wilson is so proud

  • @vikramsureswarannaidu7248

    This whole thing reminds me of an episode of "Still Game"

  • @mrlotusmic
    @mrlotusmic Před 3 lety

    This shows anything is possible.... scarily.....

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies Před 3 lety +16

    This guy seems to know what he’s talking about, he should be prime minister

  • @tp1267
    @tp1267 Před 3 lety

    Ngl that little speech at the end is pretty bang on

  • @dailyfortnite2807
    @dailyfortnite2807 Před 3 lety +4

    "commercial & political bully boy" 😂😂😂

  • @Ciccio_83
    @Ciccio_83 Před 4 lety +2

    Among many other things, he hasn't got the "Phisique du Role". Look at his shirt!

  • @kittyodonoghue430
    @kittyodonoghue430 Před 3 lety

    I really thought this was a joke at first, and deeply impressed with the likeness 😂

  • @harryburrows2112
    @harryburrows2112 Před 3 lety

    Watching that was like a fever dream

  • @MahmWithThePlan
    @MahmWithThePlan Před 3 lety +7

    I'm sorry what did I just watch? This is the weirdest thing I've seen him do, and we've seen him do some f***ing weird things in our times.

    • @bsdpowa
      @bsdpowa Před 3 lety

      Lool Boris is gold that needs to be protected mate