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That nurse is saving lives and making lives at the same time.
Bro 💀
Someone provide sauce, not for scientific research but for horni research.
@@esralper00 if some on have it give it, can't seem to find it anywhere
Yo. Sauce? C'mon Crusaders! Get in formation, and head to the rally point! We have a poor nurse, working her arse to the bone, and we need to know the sauce! For appreciation purposes.
Source?
Imagine living your life thinking your relative had no siblings only to find out at their funeral that they had a twin and no one told you anything prior to that. That’s messed up imo.
😬
(Okay, it's literally the first post they reacted to; There's some internet story about how a little kid freaked out because his grandfather had a twin at the other twin's funeral; The little kid thought he had come back to life...)
@Barret Wallace could be. Then again you can’t really expect a 1-4 year old to really make that distinction.
Bro my 68 year old grandfather introduced me to his son and daughter that no one in the family had ever met because their mother refused to let them have a relationship with us till my grandma died. So yeah, it happens way more often than you would think.
About a year ago, my family found out through Ancestry DNA that my mother had an aunt that no one in the family knew about. Apparently my great grandfather impregnated a woman and didn't know about it. Or, he did know about it, and the woman's father made him join the military as punishment. Not sure as he died a long time ago. He went off to train for the navy during WW2, and a nearby town is where he met my great grandmother.
I was 20 something when I found out my great grandma has a twin sister who still lives in Cuba. She died when I was like 5 so it just never came up when I was growing up. Made me scared to have kids because I don't want twins lol.
I am a retired computer/network administrator. I have also driven through hours of traffic to turn on servers that people swore they turned on. You have my sympathy. I once drove 3 hours because a server was beeping. Nope, it was the guys pager beeping due to a low battery. He asked that I change the battery because he did not know how. Retirement is great.
We used to call that an "ID10T" error. :)
just recently, I had a guy call me telling me the IP cams were down for several hours. I ask him to check on the rack and see if the equipment is running. He tells me he can't see anything because the power is out.
well that's why public cloud is so important, why deal with on-prem when you can just get AWS to manage all the servers xD
@@tiggerk2392 there are problems there also.
@@michaellinnet6095 PEBCAK
Jeannie was right when she said it’s the governments fault, they allow hedge funds to buy up properties which in turn raises the value of the land and homes. Making it hard for people who want to purchase single family homes. Those same companies will keep selling it to other hedge funds, which in turn those homes will forever be off the market. Also some states and cities place laws that affect the housing crisis which hurts low income people and forces them to rent, where landlords take advantage of their tenants. Either way it’s the governments fault for not implementing laws to fix these problems. But politicians are corrupt anyways so greed will always be an issue..
There is well not a perfect solution but this comes down to the Realtor (should be more knowledgable, at-least be an inquirer to find ways to help both sides) after-all realtor usually won't sell a building unless they aren't making enough money from it anyway if they lose the people who rent it then it's a loss for the realtor as-well. They are able to legally depreciate the house even though it sounds illegal it is not this way they can reduce the cost for the people renting the place, But Land will always appreciate so realtor must balance this. The affect of depreciating the house means reduce taxes for the owner of the place. (realtor and renti can both technically be in a win win solution) also dw about house prices since after every year house will always rise in price due to hedge fund firms anyway so selling won't be an issue either.
Pure Capitalism operates completely organically. The version we have is a bastardised version that has the government manipulating the market. Inflation is purely caused by governments, nothing else.
Was literally about to put this down. Thanks. It is capitalism, to raise prices as high as supply justifies. But when supply is artificially made low by people buying locations and exclusively making only luxury apartments, then those that sell to everyone else can raise prices cause they are the ‘only places available’. It’s so stupid.
by that logic, the housing market crash, which lowered prices, was also the govt's fault. they allowed the banks to give loans to unqualified people who couldn't repay them
just like they are doing with student loans
my sweet summer child...
You're in for a rude awakening if you see walk through life with that mindset
The very first "Flat Earther" I met was a high school physics teacher in the 90's. Although he described their society as one of rhetoric not science. Convincing people that the earth was flat was a challenge to practice convincing someone of something that demonstrably incorrect. I highly suspect that the current wave people convinced that the earth is flat are the result of people initially trolling for fun.
So the precursor of 4chan trolls convincing mainstream media that milk and the ok sign are white supremacist symbols.
Yes Hegelian dialectics are good occasionally to challenge preconceived notions. How do you prove we landed on the moon.
We see to far bro....!
My dad is a flat earther. He and my uncle have fully convinced themselves that earth is flat.
How things go mainstream from 4chan.
In my case, my grandfather didn't have a twin, but he did have a younger brother who could have passed as his twin. I never met him until about a year after my grandfather died (family issues). He showed and shocked the hell out of me for about 15 seconds before I came to my senses.
My father in law too, had some family feud with his older brother and sisters and my wif and her siblings never actually met her dad's side of the relatives. When her dad passed, they came over the first person to step in the house was his elderest brother, which we didn't know was almost exactly like him scared the heck out of us... We couldn't stop taking double takes on him and her dad...
Henry’s lack of knowledge re: teaching astounds me. Teaching is one of the lowest paid jobs for the amount of education required. My wife had her doctorate with 40 years experience and her salary was about $70,000/year.
@zee you're coping hard if you genuinely think teachers only work 9 months of the year. Not like they spend most of their summers creating lesson plans and meeting with staff or anything.
Well, education and pay are still a sh^tstorm. My best friend, pretty much my brother, got his engineering degree. He went right into developing electrical and mechanical things. It was a high stress job that he was underappreciated in. He kept getting sh^t on because he kept "holding back" the projects because they were too d^mn buggy. In frustration, he went to another company that offered him a lot more money. You know what that company did? It gave its engineers things other companies purchased to redesign to work the way they should. So now he gets paid a lot more to fix things that should have been designed better in the first place because salesmen and suits, not engineers, control technology. Great money for him, but his enthusiasm for being part of things getting better, technologically speaking, has been killed. He sees all good technology as just something that was used, debugged for way too long, then cast aside when the next buggy "upgrade" replaces it... and the debugging starts all over.
Henry's general lack of knowledge about almost anything anymore is starting to show. The bullshit explanation about housing prices gassed me.
@zee Your father has tenure, something INCREDIBLY hard to get and which is ACTIVELY stopped by many institutions... world over. Canada has this issue in a bad way; you'll get "frozen out" in favor of a new, cheaper hire, before you make tenure... and it's not even guaranteed if you do. I notice you didn't mention what level of education your father works in. Sounds like Post-Secondary, which my grandparents on my mother's side have/had worked in my entire life. Do THEY have summers off? Yeah, for the most part, unless they teach a course during the summer... But they're also a lot less regulated and have far fewer requirements at that level.
I mean, no need to spend your summers meeting with other faculty to coordinate a rotating educational plan for post-secondary, because they don't really rotate. You just decide which things you are or are not going to cover. I mean, maybe last year you did your introduction course on The Romantic era in Literature discussing x, y, z authors... so this year you choose A, G & K authors instead. Maybe you change a few things, but there's not as much rotation or coordinating as with High School and Elementary (which are far more regulated and pay far less).
My grandparents both had other jobs as well, around teaching. They wrote for The Globe and Mail and the Toronto Star, I believe, and were both of them published authors.
Your father is from a time and generation (and portion of the industry) which was ABLE to get paid that sort of money and capable of reaching tenure. As working professionals in that field will tell you (and are) he is NOT the norm, not even by a long shot. He's no where near the norm and I'm glad for your family, but sad for the rest of us out here who get paid sh1t.
Which is why your education/the educators you've seen are "shitty". I can guarantee you that you have this impression because you're seeing what happens when workers are not valued - no one puts out max effort for a job that sh1ts all over you for doing so. Teaching is OFTEN that sort of job.
And no, 100k+ a year is NOT in ANY way normal for ANYONE who isn't tenured and possessing credentials and experience to be able to award them that... And likely they need to work in private education, not public government funded (the majority of the education in North America). No public secondary or elementary teacher is making more than 60-80k a year, IF that, and many are making under 50k a year.
And they do NOT get summers off. The younger the grade you teach, the less of a summer you actually have!
@zee 120k is at the highest end of public teacher pay in the US, you're pretty much only going to get that in liberal states like California or New York, and even then, it depends on the district, since every state has rich and poor districts.
And the reason most teachers are awful is because the average pay is low. Competent people aren't going to spend the extra money and time to get a teaching certificate, when you can make more money with just a bachelor's.
Henry's lack of understanding of the real world is awe inspiring.
Honestly a bit ridiculous.
It truly is lol
There were some especially bad takes in this one, borderline irresponsible.
Fun fact: Slavery is completely legal... as a form of punishment for breaking the law.
13th Amendment, Section 1:
"Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction."
Government monopoly on slavery.
First thing that came to mind was child support. You work to pay her or go to prison. And most states don't even care if you can prove you aren't the bio dad.
And the thing that henry was talking about where people don't like to be told what to do is called Chronic Insubordination Disorder.
Better than back in the day when you were hung for crimes.
@@QuantumBongos Isn't it Oppositional Defiant Disorder or are there 2 of them?
11:55 So my lady friend, a registered nurse, called me to ask if I could drive across town, about 30 minutes, to see if I could fix her computer. I asked her several times if it was plugged in; she said yes. I asked her to follow the power chord from the computer to the power socket to be absolutely sure I wasn't driving over there for nothing; she said she did and it was plugged in. So I drove over there to find that she had plugged the computer into the power strip, but had plugged the power strip into itself. 🤣
Unlimited Power!!!
Wow that is painful lmfaoooo
The guy in charge of hardware in our MIS was complaining that the computer brought by someone was broken already and should be thrown out. I asked if he checked everything because when it was brought in it was functioning but had to be cleaned and he said yes, I doubted that so I, who is mostly in software, decided to check it, everything looks fine except for the fact that all the cables wasn't plugged into the power supply. Same guy also jammed the graphics card into the ram slot, and I wondered why he is in charge then I heard from my boss he is the mayor's son in law lol.
Ah, this is a classic one.
Like when you ask them if they tried other devices and they swear jes - but its just one socket thats defect and they never tried another one.
@@molybdaen11 that's defective* 🤔
Dvr is pretty standard allowing you to pause live tv for 2 hours, also it can have 2 channels tuned to it at once so as long as you flip exclusively between 2 channels you can pause or even rewind the channel you weren't watching, and there's a button on the remote to switch between the two usually labeled "last" or "previous"
DVRs didn't become mainstream until about two decades ago, Mr. Gen Zer.
what is worse is starting out you get crap pay as a teacher but in some states, it never really gets better. My state is horrible for teachers and a lot go off to other states where their pay is still not the best but a lot better than here.
"Even lesbians can be p3dos." - Henry, 2022, from the "water is wet" collection
Hanri and Geainnie have such a nuanced understanding of the issues in this world.
Water is wet though.
@@Endoplexer Wait? Water is wet?
Why does Henry think Maxwell is a lesbian? Where did that gem come from?
personally i dont agree that water is wet but the first statement is absolutely correct however the key word In there is can, anyone regardless of sexuallity can be a pedo
To clarify, when prisoners go out for work/jobs they are typically technically paid (goes to commissary). But the amount that they receive may not be in line with the wage that a non-incarcerated person would have negotiated depending on what the job was. For judgements of actual community service, those are not paid, just like if you were to volunteer your time.
It's also considered payment for their crimes. I wish they made it more fitting though. Like making a graffiti artist clean a wall instead of being locked in a cage for 3 years ruining his entire future.
It's important to note; that ordered community service is a punishment substitute for lesser crimes. Essentially the payment is a softened punishment.
Then there's also volunteer work. Lifers might want a change of scenery and therefore choose to join a program. I'm not sure if there's any FORCED labor in prisons.
Imagine a prisoner union
Slavery is still allowed as a punishment for crime. It's right there in the constitution. Don't take my word for it.
Actually, the law allows specifically for the slavery of prisoners, it’s the only exemption. Technically, they are the property of either state or federal government and cost taxpayers over $45,000 a year to house, feed, and take care of so getting some labor from them seems fair.
The property taxes follow the rent increases and property prices. It's the market, and the bubble (driven by the investor class and landlords) driving the increase. In my town, 40% of residential and 55% of retail properties stand vacant because they are bought by investor groups who use them as capital for investment. No desire to let or sell to homebuyers, just traded as capital investment. One street has more homeless people living on it than tenants and owners combined.
One street has been (illegally) gated off by the company that bought it all up, so you can't even walk down it (despite it being a municipal road).
There was a fire started in some commercial units. The fire brigade had to use the jaws of life on two sets of gates to get to the street with fire to stop it spreading right through the retail park.
THIS IS BECOMING A PROBLEM. Because so much stock in my town is deliberately held vacant, the value of rental stock has sky rocketed. Because the value has increased, the empty stock has increased in value. A return on investment. Bigger loans can be taken using them as capital. In the mean time, no one can afford to rent or buy anything but the smallest, most dilapidated stock. New building projects are completed every week, but the property is sucked up by investors or slum landlords.
My town is dying.
Jeannie: "So it's the government's fault."
Always has been.
Pretty much.
The government is exceptionally good at shifting blame though, and people believe it, because they don't know jack about economics.
And not knowing economics, is a pretty big deal, it's like not knowing how the real world works.
@@alexis1156 Facts but econ fucked. Each party subscribes to a different economic theory and even within the parties they can't agree on which version of their theory is most correct because it's like trying to nail down water.
@@GolgariGymBro not even the right can agree that capitalism is good, many of them are fascist. On the right you have libertarians\capitalists and fascist, and on the left you have commies and fascist. The only difference for fascism is which party it benefits the most. The right is generally much more correct on economics though. That's certain
2:58 Fun fact, the 13th amendment, which bans slavery, actually has an exception for criminal labor:
"Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction."
Honestly we need to throw the whole thing out and start from scratch. It can easily be written better.
Slavery is illegal yo, except for crimes, make being black a crime. Sometimes those racists sure are smart.
@@sadisteck Try rewriting the 1st amendment.
Fun fact, inmates are considered state/federal property. This is why it is illegal to masturbate behind bars. An object cannot consent to sexual contact.
@@sadisteck It’s perfectly fine as it is, precise we’re precision is called for and ambiguous where precision isn’t needed. Especially if you consider the time and events during which they were written and why. Take the 13th since it’s the subject of this comment thread. Prisoners are the responsibility of the state or federal government which pays, through our taxes, to house, feed, clothes, and medical care thus while incarcerated they are the de facto property of said state or fed thus why forced labor, ie slavery, is exempt in this case.
3:55 Fun fact, level bombing in WW2 wasn't exactly renowned for it's accuracy. They could be aiming for the prick who refused to turn the lights out and hit everything around them for up to 2 miles in either direction 🤦♂️ Even towards the end of the war it was estimated that a level bomber during the day(so not night raids like the majority of the Blitz of London) had just over a 1% chance to hit within 100ft of it's aim point and if they wanted to destroy a specific target within that 100ft area they'd need over 200 bombers to get a 90% chance of success 😂
You'd probably get lynched for not turning your lights off
American level bombers nearly hit moving ships at Midway... and missed only because the ships could see the bombs release and dodge them.
@@mogcarns6501 very true but warships are kinda big. Even Fletcher and Asashio class destroyers were over 300ft in length. The fleet carriers Akagi, Kaga & Hiryu were all over 800ft long and Soryu just under that.
It was US Dive Bombers that proved to be lethal vs most of the IJN fleet in the Pacific and massed level bombing was usually reserved to break up or stall IJN advances rather than be expected to destroy them outright.
@@mogcarns6501 Dude is talking about radius of 100ft and you are talking about giant battleships? You think people are going to war on a tugboat?
@@nuknukisdead funny you say that, Tug Boats no but fishing boats yes. Some of the British fishing fleets were pulling double duty in WW2. While out fishing they were also acting as U-Boat spotters. Makes sense considering in WW1 U-Boats did go after the fishing fleets too so bit of revenge to report back U-Boat positions in WW2 then watch it get blown out of the water by Short Sunderlands, Beaufighters or PBY's sent out by RAF Coastal Command 😊
Something makes me think Henry's retirement plan is being a landlord.
Jeanie making a heart with her face in the middle was the last-second plot twist I needed. GREAT video!
As an "IT person" I can assure you that guys scenario is 100% the usual, NOT the exception.
Every day, I send people simple step by step instructions, they tell me it doesn't work, I connect and do the same steps and it works. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Over half my "customer" are developers who somehow can't set a password or setup their work environment, good thing we don't support the second problem
@@KieranHelix I'm talking about seasoned developers that can't set their java path, configure python, struggle with NPM or homebrew setup, not screwup their github connection type issues
Yup. I was once called by a client saying their printer wouldn't print. One of the things I told them to try was power cycling the printer. I asked them 3x if they'd tried that and 3x they said they had. So I got in the car, drove 90 minutes through traffic to get to them. Power cycled the printer, and it began working again.
I don't work in IT, but a work friend once told me that the company gave her a defunct PC, I went to look at it, it wasn't even plugged in
It doesn't get any better the farther you go up the tech ladder, with customers or coworkers. Speaking as a IT person turned computer engineer.
13:38 Sauce is MiaKinkDD, a "content creator" on certain cam sites.
i just cant ever appreciate the depth of "knowledge" of sauce givers.....Long Live Men of Culture.🙂🙂🙂
Thank you for your service captain. May your days be pleasant and may your browser history never leak
*flies away*
0:22 same thing happened to my wife at her grandmother’s funeral, but she knew about it but never actually met her Gmom’s twin, the weird part she said was they were identical physically and in mannerisms.
it was just like she was there at her own funeral, felt like the twilight zone as for the wife; emotionally it helped her deal with her grief in a weird unexpected way.
She said years later: “it felt like she was not gone yet, I lost a grandma but feels like my grandma hadn’t quite left when I saw her twin at the funeral it was literally the same person, voice and everything! ”
Creepy for me thought. But she doesn’t know that. So we’re good
Yeah Netflix kids theses day will never understand that commercials used to be a life saver since we didn't have pause buttons on TV nor did we get to choose what to watch most of the times.
0:31 is too true. I used to teach, but the pay is so absurdly low. So I just went full-time CZcamsr and now make 3x that amount.
We can't complain about poor education when we pay our teachers...well, poorly
We have our teachers and politicians pay reversed
Teachers get a hell of a lot of days off. Sure, I can understand the challenge of teaching kids... because... I used to teach as well and the pay wasn't that bad. The education required to become a teacher is a cake walk, lets be honest, its not hard to become a teacher. Now, if teachers would just focus on the subjects and not about their social injustice warrior bs then I could see increasing the pay for teachers. Some jobs are more of a labor of love than they are about making a fortune. The fortune of teaching comes after you retire. Teachers need to remember that they are not friends with the kids. Being nice and courteous is one thing, treating them like friends is another. Familiarity breeds contempt.
@@markwalsh262 I don't know about that for teachers... I don't think they deserve it these days. But as for politicians...they should get minimum wage. Period.
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@@HailRider Become a teacher must really be easy if they let you be one. This is the first time I see someone who not a 5 years old making 4-5 different topics in one paragraph.
Sure teacher get the summer off but they also dont get paid for it and many force to teach summer class or find a second job. Also the fortune definitely didn't come after you retire because their 401k is much lower than average Americans.
Lastly I dont care much about most social justice thing neither but a teacher just focus only the subject and not on teaching student life lesson is only the average one. Like most adults I only use at most 10% what I learn from Math in my daily life and I use almost 0% other subject like History, chemistry... However things like self-confident, public speaking, conflict solution,.... are the kind of lesson from my teachers that I can always use to advance my career and personal life.
I swear during this whole video Henry would just contradict every point.
7:40 henry, the problem is you're not allowed to build more houses so the value of pre-existing houses goes up
Nothing can exist before it exists.
13:26
Me: A 35 year old man who almost exclusively watches Cartoon Network.
there definitely are greedy landlords that charge more than they need to cover the cost of upkeep and taxes. however I feel like that's not the main problem with landlords. the biggest issue is them buying so many single family homes, so many have to resort to renting now simple because there aren't houses to buy in a lot of places. especially not if you're looking for an affordable one.
not to mention that as henry said, land value grows over time (for most places) alongside our general inflation while people are getting paid less than people were 20 years ago on average. I don't think it would be as big of a problem if people we're paid enough to cover the appreciating values on homes. because if people continue to get paid less and homes continue to cost more its only going to get worse.
But governments limit the amount of development which limits the supply, so demand never catches supply.
The demand is high because investment firms and corporate management companies are buying up any properties that come on the market.
@@bdsman64 Bingo its greed. More and more housing both single family homes and apartments/Condos are getting bought out by a small number of massive corporations and they are price fixing/gouging.
We need tighter regulations on the housing market IE force corporations to sell houses and condo units to individual people within a year or their title/ownership is forfeit to the local city/town to be resold to local private individuals. That should bring housing costs back down to earth.
@@rickmossop3733 you can´t have housing in every single inch of land so that government limitation is needed.
Property moguls have been boosting prices by schemes such as buying a whole block off their owners for a fixed market level price and then the last one for big difference in margin; that elevates the sale price for their existing purchases and you end up with a house that costs 300k elevating past 600k.
I´ll give you a small example of there being residential areas in my city where they just were abandoned. Entire blocks and blocks of empty houses that went to shit because the construction company died and instead of that being repurposed or handled as an extended project from another Company, they just make more somewhere else since it will return more money than having those already halfway through stuff acquired and finished.
That is just a personal example of how that greed has driven at least twofold the cost of housing since 2007 in my city alone.
@@bdsman64 This, exactly. The lack of housing is due to those same firms buying up the bulk of the houses for sale, and then renting them out. It's all about draining the pockets of those who require housing rather than actually offering affordable housing. This also explains why many houses that are for sale can only be 1000 sq ft, and still end up selling for over a million dollars.
You can refuse to do court-appointed community service, the judge will have no problem letting you spend time in jail instead. When they let you do community service they're being nice.
Read the 13th amendment
@@jacobdionne4334 I have and it says "except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted" so what's your point
@@-Gorby- so slavery isn’t dead. Which is the reason there are so many black men in jail because of systematic oppression. The south has clever elites that don’t like losing power and influence. Jim Crow and reconstruction. Laws specifically designed to arrest black men to keep slavery alive and keep the women and children poor to perpetuate the slavery cycle in black communities.
Now black people are still targeted but mostly target poor people because poor people can’t fight legally so they just take the plea deals. Still majority black but also some poor white people caught up too.
@@xryz LOL no it's real easy; if you are convicted of a crime sometimes the judge allows you to do community service instead of spending time in jail, and most people consider community service to be the better option for obvious reasons.
I don't disagree that POC often get worse treatment in the legal system than white people but if anything I would argue that black people are more likely to be given jail time rather than the option to do community service, and I say that as a white guy who's spent a lot of time picking up trash on the side of interstates because a judge "allowed" me to.
Over the last 15 years, I've owned 3 homes in OR and WA - always starting as a primary residence. Sometimes, I needed to move but it didn't make sense to sell, so I converted it into a rental.
One of those rentals went on for 10 years... so I have some experience here. I will tell you this: property taxes, even in extreme cases like Seattle (yes, I've owned and rented a property in Seattle), are NOTHING compared to the rental income. You're also ignoring all the tax *breaks* landlords get for renting properties - they are significant!
The tax costs of owning a property are completely overwhelmed by the sheer amount of rental income that comes in. And you get benefits! This isn't supply/demand, it's a rigged system, and I was on the wrong side of it for too many years.
THANK YOU. Corporations are snapping up all the properties to turn the USA into a nation of renters, and here's Henry with this dumb shit "Durrr durrr Free Market durrr" bullshit. Just... wow.
The government interference in supply and demand starts with the zoning laws that prevent new houses being built, especially when it comes to tearing down old houses and building more dense housing. I just love how gov interferes with the free market and then blames the free market for the failure caused by the interference.
I Am me
Sometimes you can really tell that Henry and Jeanie haven't ever had to really worry about money.
Or life in general. They are sheltered. That is what makes their reactions great. Most people aren't going to watch two jaded people *not* react to memes.
They're spoiled rich kids
Good! Good for them, hatein ass MFs
MXR: "So, old women can be pedos too?"
Me: "WELL NOT SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!!" Said with love, of course. :)
Henry: "Anything is capable of raping anything"
Jeannie: "What a time to be alive..."
It's not specific to a time period. To assume it wouldn't happen in the ways that it does just because we're supposed to be more civilized is naive. A very, very tragic fact, but just as real as it is tragic.
With the apartment issue, the government has caused many of the issues with supply that has caused the price of housing to go up so much. Look at places like LA and San Fransisco and you you will see that the government there has made it so difficult to build affordable housing that no one is willing to go through all the hoops, which in turn has caused the prices of housing to skyrocket.
That genshin impact screenshot fits perfectly with the video lol
5:01 this is just literally the beginning of Snowpiercer
I missed 4 months worth of mxr plays i gotta binge now smh
where ya bin
Binging is the best
I mean, I love em, but if you've seen one, you've seen them all. About 13 minutes of memes or Reddit, then Henry's true love of TikTok thots. Rinse, repeat.
@jz I have that’s why I haven’t watched
@jz focus on your own life man, don’t gotta put input in on other people’s. good luck & wish you well.
If I spent all the time I spent bingeing you guys doing something more "productive" someone could argue I'd be far better off in life...
Whoa just having a flashback of all the eras TV stress inducers. Signal being lost, President's addresses the nation on every channel, VCR recording, changing the volume and/or the channel with the TV buttons. Man the new generation has it easy.
the higher rents and lower wages started when women entered the work force in droves. suddenly, there were too many workers for the available jobs, and costs went up to where it took dual income for the same home. slightly related, college got way more expensive because the government started handing out tuition and colleges raised their costs by that same amount.
Even if you don't watch Netflix and watch broadcast like Cartoon Network and Disney, there's a VERY high chance you have a dvr built into your cable box. Meaning, you can still pause, rewind, and even record what you're watching.
Um, if you watch “broadcast” television you are watching via an antenna and thus no DVR (also no Disney or Cartoon Network). If you have a newer cable box, satellite system, or smart TV then yes you would be able to pause and such.
@@knotengajin7359 I meant cable, but that point is that even without netflix or streaming services, 1st world kids don't know what it's like to miss a part of the show anymore.
Henry: It's not greedy landlords.
also Henry: It's supply and demand...
and what's happening is that greedy landlords are buying up all the property so they control the supply...
so buy your own
buy 2 and rent 1
BlackRock and Vanguard*
yeah, in his mind he probably thinks the landlords are some normal ass (still fairly lucky) people with a spare second home or something, but no, huge corporations are just out-biding everyone to buy up every single property they can get their dirty hands on so they can then arbitrarily raise the prices everywhere... it's the scammiest thing on earth, i swear...
@@woodchippers_WestWingDimeBag that's what people starting doing decades ago and that's how we got to our housing market today. more houses than people but millions still homeless.
also if you spend 400K USD on a useless degree, just to go flip burgers part time, then everything is expensive.
"I thought teachers just became teachers"
That is definitely the dumbest thing I've heard today. Congrats.
Meh, same vibes as water is wet. Pretty tame stuff.
The little "huh?" at 4:52 is just _chef's kiss_
when you are convicted of a felony, you lose most of your rights... so if you have no rights "community service" isn't the worst thing they could come up with
Even convicted felons still have some rights.
@@maxpowers9129 thats what he said
@@woodchippers_WestWingDimeBag The second part of what he said was "so if you have no rights" making that an incorrect statement.
@@maxpowers9129 you conveniently skipped over the first part
"most" does not mean "all"
@@woodchippers_WestWingDimeBag It wasn't out of convince that I skipped the first part. It just wasn't worth bringing up, because the first part wasn't were he made his mistake. He was wrong about his conclusion of "so if you have no rights" in the second part, which is what needed to be corrected.
"Dig a tunnel, dig, dig a tunnel! Dig a tunnel, dig, dig a tunnel! What was that? Huh? Huh? Huh? Quick, before the hyenas come!"
He's saying "alright, thanks so much for watching, you guys"
6:12 Kai throwing shade at Henry 😁
5:05 that's what chemtrails are for
That is why we need term limits and age limits on politicians .
We have age limits in reverse such as requiring a person to be 35 if they want to be president, so we need to not just have a minimum age, but also a max.
Term limits are in essence an age limit, people will be less likely to elect grandpa
Stop voting for old people if you don't want old people elected.
@@charlesrense5199 it's mostly old people that run for president .
@@augustuswayne9676 You mean it's mostly old people getting the Dem and Repub nominations. 575 people ran for President in 2020 and most were not nearly as old as Biden and Trump
13:06 "Don't kids watch Nickelodeon or Disney channel anymore?", apparently Jeannie hasn't heard of Live PVR, where you can pause live TV now, :) I think EVERY TV service has it now...
not if you're poor
@@zfrenks4383 To be fair, if you're too poor to get a PVR with your service, you're probably too poor to afford these channels
Its not live tv. Regulations require it to be put on a x amount of time delay so if need be they can censor "inappropriate content"
@@mattwolfe8868 .. details? Also, for children's channels.. do you think there's any actual live thing? It's all pre-recorded dude. Your point only works for news channels and talk shows
@@zfrenks4383 If you're poor, it's cheaper to go internet only and run things through a streaming player. Regular TV channel packages cost like 60+ dollars for a bunch of channels you probanly don't watch.
I actually weened my old man off of a traditional cable package by showing him that he would be saving 100 dollars, even after accounting for the 1-2 apps that basically covers what he watched. At Which point you don't need "Live PTR"
I love flat earthers. No other conspiracy group enrages people more then flat earthers. It's hilarious the amount of anger directed at them. In the grand scheme of things... flat earthers are literally the fluffy bunnies of the conspiracy groups. They are the most harmless of any group.
I mean they have a healthy amount of antisemitism so I wouldn't define it as harmless.
I gotta say. That life size of Rem is pretty awesome. If I had the materials, space, and motivation, I too would make that
Funnily enough two of the professions that drink the most are teachers and nurses.
Wouldn't you if you dealt with kids or sick people all day?
Have you been in a school lately? Those little punks take a toll then you have to deal with parents and admin. People are lucky school staff isn't doing hard chemistry during the day!
@@vlada Oh, I'd be an alcoholic.
Homeless people are drinking a lot too, but yeah, teachers are way worst...
And touch children the most.
13:39 the shortcut to the bait we've looking for.
sauce?
@@bertlobertas "boss visits sexy nurse in the bathroom"
But it's not worth it. Not hot, not even funny. A clickbait til the very end
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This is something that nobody talks about so I'll say it:
They always just start the video by getting quickly right to the point which is something I really like and appreciate. No 30-second intro, no 'smash like and sub', just, 'this is the subreddit we are doing and now we are doing it'.
...except for the Ridge Wallet, Adam and Eve, Raid Shadow legends etc promos.
@@BennyDogwasp I forgot about that because I have sponsorblock... lol the irony of my comment.
My grandmother had a cousin who looked identical to her (even more-so as they got older). They'd constantly get each other's grandchildren coming up, hugging them, and making conversation. It was nice to get love from extra grandchildren, so they just played along.
I feel like it should be a law that any business with "24-hour" (or some variation thereof) in the name _must_ be actually open for 24 hours a day
But they are open 24 hours, it's just spread across the entire week.
Hurtz donuts is open 25 hours eight days a week except for that one day i walked by and it was closed which was really weird.
didnt a lot of those 24 hour businesses change their hours during the lockdowns?
Ironically, 7-11 is open 24 hours, even though they are named after the hours they used to be open.
24hr gyms tend to be open 24hr but only to members with swipe card access after hours, and actual staff are only present during regular business hours.
3:35 Well, I don't know anything about this chocolate since I'm European but if the strip is paper as stated it very much is edible, it's just fibre and cellulose. It's probably constipating in large amounts but it's not really harmful to eat paper. Not really exquisite cuisine but it's definitely edible.
4:02 yeah because doing what your government says worked out so well for the Germans during WW2.
Yeah that teaching thing at the start is no joke. Legitimately, my sister has her teaching masters AND she graduated from a competitive and highly sought-out program that's a feeder for the higher-ends of the industry in our country. STILL doesn't get paid more than 40k a year if that. You have to have more than one Masters degree and/or be tenured and working at a good institution to be making more than 55k a year MAX, as far as I know, so long as you're teaching at High School level or lower. If you want higher pay? *_You have to have a job teaching at private schools or in Post Secondary and be tenured._* Literally, any public school on North America will pay you SHIT instead of a decent living wage.
And that's why kids don't get decent educations unless you can pay for it. Public education systems are being screwed by governing bodies and religious bodies overstepping AND by there being a lack of funding. Underfunded under staffed and under-resourced educators are physically trying but unable to do their best. They get off a 12 hour day (teaching all day, then meetings, planning and marking/grading of work after teaching hours are done) go home and can't eat because inflation made food so expensive their pitiful incomes are not allowing them to afford food for the entire month. Living on rations... but you expect them to have the energy to actually teach well?
The sister I mentioned above is only making "near" 40k a year because she took a job with a private tutoring institution, not with an actual school... So only people who can afford to pay for extra even GET access to her specialized credentials (she's specialized in working with children who are differentially abled and/or Neurodiverse in some manner, such as those with Autism and Down Syndrome who require some additional aid).
You would think that'd make her a specialist and award her a pay-grade to match, but NOPE!
Same thing for my aunt who's been working in education as guidance for 15 years. She should be making, easily, 60k+ a year - instead she's been forcibly capped at 50k and is being "slowly boiled" out of her job so they can hire someone new for half the cost. Because why pay appropriately for good workers who care about their jobs? :|
In Ww2 any houses who didn't observe Blackout would be bombed, they learned pretty quickly to turn the fucking lights!
Actually, in England, they just kick open the door, scream "Off with the bloody lights" and turn them off for you. There was a war on you know.
I'd imagine that the bombers weren't particularly accurate, nor would they really care to be. So, it would probably be more of a threat for your neighbors if your lights were the only ones on.
The problem wasn't that having your lights on could get your house bombed. The problem was the pattern of lights acted like a map, allowing bombers to use towns and cities to navigate to higher-value (i.e. military) targets even if those military bases had their lights off.
SAUCE: Boss visits the sexy nurse in hospital bathroom
my man
U dropped this king. 👑
With the teaching it’s not a level up deal, it’s a finding a company that will pay you properly type deal.
There’s no organisation of fairness in business, either a company wants to cut corners or a company values quality
Henry with that Econ 101 wisdom
It's astounding the size of the rock Henry lives under.
He makes six figures reading reddit out loud with his girlfriend for a living. We gave him that rock.
@@gork8468 you win the retort trophy.
For the record about the "24-hour fitness" places, theres 1 in my area that is only 'open' from like 8am-10pm BUT if you are a member, you get a key that lets you get in after hours and throughout the night
Tacoma, Kent, and Issaquah are open 24/7
same, typically that us just the time there has to be an employee to help peopole, sign up new members, etc.
yeah. most of the businesses I know of are open 24/7 but some sort of *fine print :D
It's just a name. Like how when I moved to Boston, I was surprised/annoyed to find that stores closed early. Even 7-Eleven closed at 9pm, instead of 11pm (as in open at 7am, close at 11pm). The individual locations are franchised, and the franchisee can set their hours depending on local regulations and customer traffic.
5:33: Meanwhile, Ein happily cleans Jeannie's armrest...
The dimming the sun thing has been proposed before, but it was with tiny mirrors in space that could direct some of the sunlight away, another way I’m pretty sure was similar but used tinted glass like sunglasses. It is dangerous though unless it’s controllable, because if you put too many up then the world would freeze, so a cloud of many satellites that have rotatable mirrors or tinted glass would be better, but unless you have loads that covers a huge area then it wouldn’t have that much of an effect.
You guys are so amazingggg keep up the great work
Is it still amazing to rely on clickbait?
The first story happened to me as well. At a gathering after my Dad's funeral, I was 13 at the time, I discover one of his younger brothers (there were 9 kids in his family), who I don't think I had ever seen before, or if I did, I was really young, looked exactly like him. I walk around a corner and there's my "Dad", sitting on a bench. Took me a second to process and then I figured it out but man.... bit of a mind fuck.
WW2 lights were not required to be turned off inside just the outside lights. The inside they practiced the black out which meant they covered the windows so light would not shine and allow the enemy to see the structures from the air.
1:10 100k french teacher. Teachers aren't able to get into contracts like that anymore because most teaching districts are performing the "shuffle" strategy where they don't hire permanent positions and instead let-go/rehire over and over again until they lock the teacher down in a bad contract.
And they wonder why there are staffing shortages in schooling. zzz
1:52 yea Henry. They can be too. They’re not excluded just cuz they’re wmn. It’s sick no matter who does it.
Need to know who the nurse is so I can thank her for what she has been doing as a nurse during the pandemic
Same bro, I swear I'm not a "sauce" person but gd
Here you go mate- her name is miakinkdd just add nurse after her name if you want the specific video
@@zam1508 thank you very much mister man of culture
24 hour fitness in Seattle stopped being 24 hours during the pandemic, sadly. I used to live near Northgate, and I'd go to the 24 hour fitness there after work around 2am.
Couldn't you just post it , It's the best thing I heard today
Sheesh the twin didn't even wait a few months before he swooped in on his brother's wife. smh
Henry has said a lot of things, the teacher one may have been the most facepalming.
HENRY explaining why the rent gets more expensive is so cute XD... there a whole lot more to it then that and the landlord as something to do it with it for sure.... and US defence budget too XD
Today is the day I start using the Brock Sampson quotes to communicate with Henry. "Jesus, Hank. Where do you come up with this stuff? I never see you read."
"why are IT guys such dicks?"
Because no one ever reads the damn manual. I work in fast food, and have lost track of how many problems are solved by reading step one. Imagine how much worse IT guys have it.
10:25 best part is you can go up as little as seven stories at the beach, and clearly make out the curvature of the planet.
On the issue about community service, that is usually considered a option, not that you have to do it. You can choose jail time instead but giving you the option of being on probation and or community service instead of doing time in jail. When you have an option that better most benefits you. The most of us we would always pick the community service and probation over jail time that said some people rather do the jail time for 30 days or 60 days or whatnot and have it all over with, instead of having to do the community service that you have to pay $ to do... and pay for monthly fee on probation for sometimes years and if you mess up, like don't fulfill your hours in allotted time or you get behind on a payment for probation, or fail a drug test that is usually mandatory to take on probation. So you have the option, I don't know if you can call it slavery because slaves didn't have any options.
Oregon's incorporating fee is $100, a Business License is $50, and Business Insurance, it can cost less than $300 to start your own Biz
i remember seeing the accidently ipads post before and someone had posted the exact opposite on reddit to pretty sure they ended up sorting it out
11:13 I hate that I'm "that guy" on this video, but there are actually people allergic to pretzels. Typically due to a chemical reaction when the pretzel is baking.
Far less common than peanut allergies.
"Like nobody" is saying "not many people" (since apparently you aren't familiar with that phrase).
You botched the timestamp.
I'm a netflix era child and I still had the struggles of trying to do things in AD breaks.
Im still a teenager I have had that adrenaline during an ad. My grandparents still have cable but recently we showed them Netflix but they rarely use it.
Even before Netflix streaming when it was just on kiosks there was a live pause function for tv. Time Warner Cable had that option i think around 2005 if you had the DVR receiver box.
This is correct. Sometimes though, the boxes were more expensive than the plan so most people dealt without.
Dish Network did the same thing with DVRs at about the same time.
But unless you're watching over the air tv now (and even then some TVs are giving that ability), pretty much everything can be paused, rewound (please be kind, rewind), fast forwarded, stopped, etc.
Lol. 2005…
Oh my sweet summer child.
Tivo came out in 1999 and before that the VCR was a scare that was enabling piracy.
@@FaultyWirestv thank you for this.i totally forgot about TiVo.
I can't imagine having a TV with out a pause function. I believe I've had that since I was in in junior high.
6:13 this makes me so sad, i never been this called out in my life.
Same, the amount of sadness and joy i feel when i see that
I feel called out even tho i've never spent a dollar at Genshin
@MxR Plays the amount mentioned as being low for teaching is not that far off a starting salary. And unfortunately no there are not regular pay raises per performance despite that often it is most local governments say. yes, teachers in New York State often make more per hour. Higher pay rates for teaching are often the result of more powerful unions which New York has. Often states that are "right to work" have weaker unions as union membership is not required be employed. Despite this sounding like a good thing is often leads to weaker unions and less pay and benefits for workers.
Not all states require a masters degree to be a teacher. In Florida there are multiple methods such as a bachelors degree in education or a regionally accredited bachelors degree in a specialized field that the teacher will be teaching that has also taken and passed an educators preparation program (often a year of college courses). All teachers must take and pass state certification testing for the area they teach in and general education tests within 3 years (used to be 2). All teachers must continue education to be able to renew their certification every 5 years (how much is complicated). Considering the standards teachers are held to (there is much more than what I write) yes they should be at a higher pay rate.
As far as poor education goes I can tell you the biggest threat to education is cultural standards or lack of them (entitlement, non-involved clueless parents, lack of ethics on part of students) and Smart phones which are like a drug to students (Despite they are great tool 99.5 % of students live in social media which has also been one of the major reasons for more school shootings).
@0:58 as a English major with the teaching concentration, the only difference is a few more super specific classes and a graduate teaching semester.
Dude I had a manager at a restaurant years ago that any time you were using peanut butter she had to go outside.
The menu was mostly Thai food 🤣
So she died...
There’s nothing better than a new Mxr Plays video,with the best reaction😁😂
I like the clickbait thumbnail, the best part
Our 24hr gyms in NZ require you to have your gym keycard for after staffed hours (usually from 6am till 9pm) to use to open the doors, like tap and go cards.
If some land lord wants to charge "market rate" they have to evict, or just not renew the lease of, the people already renting the space, so that they can charge that " fair market rate". It’s best to determine the FMR of your rental property before you list it for rent. However, if you are already a landlord, determining fair market rent can help you decide whether you should increase the rent (if you are charging too low) or reduce the rent (if you are charging too high) so as to maximize your monthly rental income and occupancy rates.
The value of a rental property can vary greatly over time. When this happens, you can agree with your tenants to adjust the rent based on the fair market rental value or set the appropriate rate in between tenants.
If I spent all the time I have been watching this channel learning how to play piano I'd be amazing at piano.
I wish I hadn't read your comment, because I've always wanted to learn to play piano, but it's just always taken a backseat to other hobbies. Either piano, or violin.
Haha same 🥲
I've only ever watched this channel while I was at work :)
No pianos here
A few of my 1500 comments are from outside of work, though usually even when someone @s me I'll wait until work to look and respond
@@rustylee1836 lmao. Id get fired if i watched youtube videos at work. Must feel like forever until shift ends if you have so much down time that you can sit on youtube.
But can you relax while learning playing piano? I do not think so.
During the last housing crisis, banks ended up retaining a lot of foreclosed homes instead of reselling them, so they could rent them. They did this to keep prices higher. So yeah greed.
I for one still love watching cable TV
well, on the rent thing, it's not really supply and demand. supply of housing per capita is actually also up. the problem is that the new housing is being created in the luxury and high-end market. that's because the margins are much better on something like that. for example, at my university there's a apartment building which has a lot of fancy ameneties. in a town where the average 2 bedroom (for two people) is $600/month/person, they are charging 900/month/person for a 4 bedroom. the rooms are tighter than the college dorms. my apartment is on the average rent but my room is about twice the area as the "premium housing". the upside they offer is an in house gym, cafe, study spaces, meeting spaces, home theater, arcade, bowling, etc. these services are relatively unused for most people, but students are rushing to get into this place. they are all sold out so much earlier than every other place! on the whole maintaining all these accessory services is way cheaper and more profitable. so more and more of the newer development is going in that direction. this makes older, cheaper rental accomodations relatively rare and diminishing. that's because when they decide to renovate a building or build a new one in it's place, they build it in the more profitable "luxury" format. In addition, most places don't have rent control, so it's not the "governments' fault", cause they can't decide or control rental prices. most of the resonable (by today's market) places are owned by two or three big companies in the US. so they don't so much match the market, as they are the ones who decide what market price is. rent increase currently beats inflation tax increases pay increases and all such factors combined. the increase is not because of some underlying factor as much as, because we can make more money that way. supply and demand is a great economic regulator, but that doesn't always work!. in this space, you make more profit with higher end apartments, even when the prices are super high on the smaller, shittier ones. so the supply will keep going down, while the demand will keep going up (cause people are able to save less money). so by supply and demand, prices will keep going up until we are all living in "luxury apartments' which cost us most of our salaries to rent. what we need is rent control, so that the "market price" is not set by because we can. housing is a basic human need, it can't be based purely on supply and demand because people will pay 100% of their salaries to rent a home. cause you can't really live without one.
that's my rant! personally, I'm not in a situation with my rent, and it's relatively easy to afford, but there are people being screwed into oblivion and that pisses me off.