New Rule: Toxic Male Laziness | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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    Bill mocks Hollywood heroes whose skill is "driving" and the male penchant for lazy behavior in his editorial New Rule.
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  • @theligerloverman
    @theligerloverman Před 6 lety +1265

    This entire segment was for that one Kevin spacey joke.

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon Před 6 lety +931

    "Driving is not that hard". Having seen other people drive, I disagree.

    • @unitedjt345
      @unitedjt345 Před 6 lety

      lol truee

    • @Lone432345
      @Lone432345 Před 6 lety +2

      Try Stunt Driving.

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth Před 6 lety +8

      I think Bill's talking about whether it's exciting enough to push forward a movie plot for 90 minutes.

    • @julesf.meloborges811
      @julesf.meloborges811 Před 6 lety +3

      Still, not that hard. It's mostly a "How Fast Can You Type?!" kind of skill, but with a higher esteem in the collective imagination.

    • @plasticwrapcharlie
      @plasticwrapcharlie Před 6 lety +9

      Seriously. This comparison is just so inaccurate. It's like saying "anyone can learn self-defense, so competitive tae kwon do doesn't impress me in the slightest. I can do that."

  • @SethMacLeod95
    @SethMacLeod95 Před 6 lety +356

    Lol I'm full blown conservative and watch bill maher all the time. Guys hilarious

    • @vipertact
      @vipertact Před 5 lety +51

      Lloyd Christmas
      That's because Maher also tears liberals a new one. Maher can also separate one topic from another.
      Some liberals and conservitaves will follow a herd mentality not criticizing their side.

    • @chrisaustin3510
      @chrisaustin3510 Před 5 lety +21

      Lloyd Christmas we need more conservatives like you.

    • @PockASqueeno
      @PockASqueeno Před 4 lety +28

      Libertarian here, and same. I don’t always agree with his politics, but he’s hilarious even when he does make fun of my specific views. Nothing wrong with laughing at yourself!
      Also, you have the best channel name and thumbnail ever.

    • @cr8tive401
      @cr8tive401 Před 4 lety +13

      I’m conservative too
      Gotta love Bill Maher ! Very sharp and entertaining

    • @robertfreiday9849
      @robertfreiday9849 Před 4 lety +8

      @@vipertact I am right there with you. He is more of a liberal than as leftist. Glad he has made the distinction.

  • @Mad_S
    @Mad_S Před 5 lety +55

    I haven't watched any of those movies, but being a car enthusiast I must say that driving has its own dunning-kruger affect in which the worse you are the better you think you are.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean Před 5 lety +1

      That tends to be how stupid works.

    • @dohczeppelin37
      @dohczeppelin37 Před 3 lety +7

      Correct. The first time you participate in even the most amateur of racing, like electric go karts at the mall, and you see someone else who knows what they are doing you will have your first "ah ha!" moment that performance driving is really hard and you really suck at it. The first time you try an autocross event is also sufficiently embarrassing.

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist Před 2 lety +1

      This monologue sure went down hill fast. They're car movies, not an instructional video on how to rape. The ultimate in pruditry.

    • @Mad_S
      @Mad_S Před 2 lety +1

      @@dohczeppelin37 it shouldnt be embarassing. People who are only good at one thing shame new comers for rookie mistakes and dumb things that really have no effect on the rest of your life. Thats just gate keeping. Falling off your bike wasnt embarassing, even though it seems painfully easy not to do now. Messing up a turn on a go kart track, forgetting a step when trying out a smal rock climbing wall, or failing to properly fit your skis on the first go round, that's not embarassing, thats just educational.

    • @JohnDoe-et8th
      @JohnDoe-et8th Před rokem

      I see you have spent time below the Mason-Dixon Line. Those D.C. drivers . . . and add an inch of snow and pass the popcorn.

  • @nicktharp6296
    @nicktharp6296 Před 6 lety +283

    Kevin Spacey Joke killed me 😂😂😂

  • @HidrogenoyMau
    @HidrogenoyMau Před 6 lety +417

    Drive is the polar opposite of what he's criticising

    • @NKA23
      @NKA23 Před 6 lety +32

      No, it´s not.

    • @tjrod4089
      @tjrod4089 Před 6 lety +23

      Mau dL it’s like he doesn’t watch the films and just says stupid shit

    • @elrojojp
      @elrojojp Před 6 lety +6

      He drives a car, that's reason enough for him to put it on his list

    • @NKA23
      @NKA23 Před 6 lety +20

      No, I don´t think so. It´s just slowly growing in tention, instead of going VRRROOOOMMMM-POW-POW-POW-POW-SCREEETCH-KABOOOM! all the time. To me "Drive" is to "driver movies" what "Blade Runner" is to science fiction movies...

    • @chapinero017
      @chapinero017 Před 6 lety +9

      From all that garbage, Drive was the best one

  • @mamakind99
    @mamakind99 Před 3 lety +63

    I used to think the same way, being from Germany. Driving is not that hard, most people can do it pretty well. I changed my mind when I drove in the US for a while. It must be really difficult there, at least judging by the drivers around me, because they were not doing a good job

    • @Mad_S
      @Mad_S Před 2 lety

      Don't you guys get six months of driver education?

    • @jessepiazza2106
      @jessepiazza2106 Před rokem

      yeah, but dont glorify it.

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Před rokem

      @mamakind99 YES Americans can be good drivers, but they don’t obey the rules. There are not enough cops to enforce our traffic code
      .

  • @TheEgg185
    @TheEgg185 Před 5 lety +32

    5:37 He's right. Once I removed the coffee machine from my bedroom my sex life improved dramatically.

  • @wolfstar675
    @wolfstar675 Před 6 lety +414

    Drive isn't even like those other movies it's an art house film.

    • @HidrogenoyMau
      @HidrogenoyMau Před 6 lety +40

      This, there's like two scenes of him driving and the rest is the opposite of what Bill is complaining about

    • @wolfstar675
      @wolfstar675 Před 6 lety +5

      Christopher Montemayor
      Because it isn't an action film about driving which is what Bill is complaining about.

    • @jumpstart55million
      @jumpstart55million Před 6 lety +15

      Well to be fair the main character is an elite stunt driver.
      Yea it's a fancy art house film but at the end of the day the films main plot hinges on the fact that Ryan Gosling is an elite Driver.
      So yea it still fits Bills silly narrative.

    • @NKA23
      @NKA23 Před 6 lety +8

      The thing is, that these movies are about ELITE drivers. Not just people, who can drive cars but people, who drive cars as if the car was part of their body. That IS a special skill. Let´s take formula one race driving as an example. Take the average driver, put him behind the controls of any f1 race car and let him try to drive it on a f1 race track as fast as the car can go. He will crash and die. Don´t get me wrong, I don´t enjoy most movies about elite drivers, I enjoyed "Drive" though. But saying these movies were just about "people driving cars, which is not so hard", is like saying that "American Sniper" was about somebody squeezing a trigger (anybody could do that, right?).

    • @delphi-moochymaker62
      @delphi-moochymaker62 Před 6 lety +9

      You understand the concept of a joke....yes?

  • @fisheatingdog
    @fisheatingdog Před 6 lety +97

    I'd rather do chores than to watch a fast furious film. So this segment is pretty funny.

    • @cowboyofscience7611
      @cowboyofscience7611 Před 3 lety

      I'd rather collect fire ants than see this movie.

    • @Outlier999
      @Outlier999 Před 3 lety +1

      I only go because my grandchildren want to see them. I have to explain all that stunt driving is set up.

  • @FauxTitle
    @FauxTitle Před 6 lety +14

    You would think someone in LA would understand that there are good and bad drivers, especially these days when people would rather be on their phones than paying attention to the road

    • @Henofmayhem
      @Henofmayhem Před 2 lety +1

      You should go to Florida. Any sign with red, these old people stop no matter whether it was a robin or a “stop light ahead” sign. It’s bad!!

    • @gearhead196
      @gearhead196 Před 2 lety

      I don't think Bill Maher drives himself anywhere

  • @tomh.2405
    @tomh.2405 Před 3 lety +21

    Coming soon: A spate of action movies in which the protagonists' big skill is typing really fast. Or doing a very thorough job of watering the lawn. Or maybe facilitating conference calls in a remarkably efficient way.

  • @keithode1737
    @keithode1737 Před 6 lety +37

    I don't know why Bill acts like driving is some simple skill. The vast majority of people I witness driving every day can't seem to grasp the fundamentals. It would seem driving competently is a skill few people posess.

    • @adrianalama885
      @adrianalama885 Před 5 lety

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    • @Dan16673
      @Dan16673 Před 5 lety +1

      Things are so good, he needs SOMETHING to bitch about.

    • @PockASqueeno
      @PockASqueeno Před 4 lety +2

      Most people CAN do it, just not very well. It’s one of those things like speaking proper English.

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 Před 4 lety

      It means those people should go back to driving school)

  • @jordansullivan5764
    @jordansullivan5764 Před 6 lety +17

    Yo Drive is an awesome piece of filmmaking though.

  • @arabwaluigi5248
    @arabwaluigi5248 Před 6 lety +189

    I can't believe he just compared baby driver to fast and furious

    • @delphi-moochymaker62
      @delphi-moochymaker62 Před 6 lety +12

      You kinda missed the point if that is your take away.

    • @V9incent
      @V9incent Před 6 lety +3

      And I can't belive he compared "Drive Angry" to "Fast and Furious".

    • @johnnythreefour2902
      @johnnythreefour2902 Před 6 lety +9

      They are both horseshit. One day your tastes will mature and you'll know for yourself.

    • @brianparker5592
      @brianparker5592 Před 4 lety +1

      Black Rod don’t be so sensitive lol

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      @brenttyler1827 Před 3 lety

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  • @jordanschoenenberger4397
    @jordanschoenenberger4397 Před 6 lety +22

    Bill's the kind of person who watches formula 1 and says "That takes no skill, even I could do that".

    • @st3ppenwolf
      @st3ppenwolf Před 5 lety +1

      That's the effect of competitiveness, not driving.. jumping is easy, jumping close to 30 feet isn't and shouldn't be conflated with the larger point, which is that movies dumb down people, make them feel happy about knowing trivial crap

    • @user-ns8xe9op2i
      @user-ns8xe9op2i Před 5 lety

      @@st3ppenwolf so,if i drive an f-1 car all by myself,with no other f-1 car besides me,it is easy?

    • @st3ppenwolf
      @st3ppenwolf Před 5 lety +1

      ​@@user-ns8xe9op2i If you dont care about driving fast then yes, the skill floor is pretty low for driving slow

    • @ARedCurtain
      @ARedCurtain Před 3 lety

      @@st3ppenwolf nah F1 cars are incredibly hard to drive even at low speeds. Very easy to stall etc

    • @st3ppenwolf
      @st3ppenwolf Před 3 lety

      @@ARedCurtain the wrong tool for the job, if you are looking to drive slow please don't try to use an F1 car

  • @jeroenvandend
    @jeroenvandend Před 6 lety +38

    A child can run and still we watch usain bolt...

    • @Dan16673
      @Dan16673 Před 5 lety +14

      @Zuma Zuma sure, go win formula one. Moron.

    • @laker_fanatic3985
      @laker_fanatic3985 Před 4 lety +3

      @Zuma Zuma I'm sure you think you can drive dumb ass
      Driving is hard as fuck
      You drive like a grandmother and thinking Nascar or formula 1 drivers are just normal drivers 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Mad_S
      @Mad_S Před 3 lety +1

      @@laker_fanatic3985 driving like the speed limit and following the rules of the road well is far more of a challenge than driving fast in traffic. Anyone can bob and weave through 55mph traffic, but when you are going the speed limit you are against every other driver and yourself. When you go ten over you are swerving around people and creating hazards at every intersection you pass. Running a track (especially alone) is far easier that being a good driver. Actual racing is much harder than any of that though, as everyone else is going just as fast as you are and they are all taking estimated risks trying to assume what the other drivers will do. Rip Dale Earnhart or whatever his name is, or maybe that guy that Tony Stewart ran over on the dirt track.

    • @Mad_S
      @Mad_S Před 3 lety

      @Zuma Zuma driving fast in traffic is reckless. Driving fast on an obstacle course or in a race requires tremendous skill. You have to train to know where to cut in and where to let out, when to accelerate and when to slow down, as well as how to not over-exert the vehicle you operate. On top of all that in a race you have usually have a pack of cars all traveling over 100 mph, that mean every action is made assuming no one else is trying to move where you are moving to. If you watch a race closely you will be able to see the fear in their driving. No one wants to do it like Dale, just for him.

    • @alexflenner3778
      @alexflenner3778 Před 3 lety

      @Jeroen vdd. Solid comparison!!!Agreed!!

  • @LuthyMoonstalker
    @LuthyMoonstalker Před 6 lety +23

    Well... there's driving, and there's driving. And having seen some people fail at even basic traffic stuff... I'd say it's not that easy for alot of people.

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Před rokem

      Americans can be good drivers, but they don’t obey the rules. There are not enough cops to enforce our traffic code
      .

  • @eganburg
    @eganburg Před 6 lety +24

    Lindsay Lohan with her VW Beetle doesn't count?

    • @Naa45702
      @Naa45702 Před 6 lety +3

      Egan Wibowo she technically did not drive. Herbie did on it’s own

    • @alyteima4185
      @alyteima4185 Před 6 lety

      That’s Disney. Doesn’t really count. Oh. Also there are no talking animals magic fairies and, well you get it hopefullu

    • @deletedleaf2688
      @deletedleaf2688 Před 5 lety

      Good point, actually that might be the best of the bunch lol

  • @motorcity7137
    @motorcity7137 Před 3 lety +1

    Long way for a Kevin Spacey joke. Well played , Pizza Man

  • @afc8981
    @afc8981 Před 6 lety +6

    Bill Maher's version of A Clockwork Orange would be him strapped to a chair watching fast and furious 1 to 8.

  • @vlaknall
    @vlaknall Před 6 lety +48

    I mean the comparison he's making here between what are essentially stunt or race drivers and 16 year old kids with their learners is like the difference between my 3 year old niece learning to walk and an olympic sprinter.

    • @newcoc4105
      @newcoc4105 Před 3 lety +2

      That is a good point but then again how many movies are on running on any level beginner to olympic?running is also a basic thing overyone can do

    • @mikeb.1705
      @mikeb.1705 Před 3 lety +1

      @@newcoc4105 have you seen some people try to run? Yeah, anyone can do it, but there are definitely different skill levels. Just like driving.

    • @RPMguitar92
      @RPMguitar92 Před 3 lety +1

      @@newcoc4105 there are actually A LOT of films pertaining to running or that contain ass loads of running, have main Characters who are free runners/can do parkour, etc.
      One of the highest rated and most award winning films of all time, Forrest Gump, is almost holistically about a man who spent his entire life running as fast as he could after barely being able to walk as a child.
      Even then, just like the driving based films referenced in the video, driving isn't ALL that's happening. Hell, in Baby Driver, Drive, the first few Fast & Furious movies, etc - the majority of plot is laid out when driving ISN'T happening and the primary aspect of the film being partially about driving is based on the main character doing it *well*, not just driving normally. Lmao, look at the Tansporter series - it's FILLED with non driving dramatic scenes, fight scenes, etc, and being a good driver is nothing but the occupation of the main character.
      Which is why Maher's comparison between Baby Driver and someone driving an Uber is ridiculous. Because the film in of itself is not about normally driving a car through traffic - just like Forrest Gump wasn't primarily about a normal guy going out for a jog.

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik Před 3 lety +8

    Unfortunately the best driving film of all hadn’t come out yet...Ford vs Ferrari!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +318

    It's the same reason men pay millions of dollars annually to watch other men chase a ball around on a field like dogs at the park.

    • @adnanhassan4771
      @adnanhassan4771 Před 6 lety +9

      New Message fuck off

    • @LemmyCaution66
      @LemmyCaution66 Před 6 lety +17

      Dogs bring the ball back, men kick the ball away! Who are the most intelligent?

    • @kyleeaton2717
      @kyleeaton2717 Před 6 lety +5

      Yessss

    • @mr.mayormd4796
      @mr.mayormd4796 Před 6 lety +30

      Women also like football. I think football is frivolous but so are women spending an inordinate amount of time shopping or watching dancing with the stars which is not unlike dogs performing tricks. I think stereotypes go both ways.

    • @swiftslick
      @swiftslick Před 6 lety +1

      Um, we can watch that for free by turning on the same device you use to watch Bill Maher rant about nonsense. And it doesnt cost us millions of dollars at all.

  • @crzyprplmnky
    @crzyprplmnky Před 6 lety +7

    Bill Maher is becoming Larry David and I love it!

  • @barbarabrennan1753
    @barbarabrennan1753 Před 5 lety +22

    Precious, so true. Some men's looks scare me. I don't think it's immaturity on my part to expect intimacy to be just that. Private. Intimate. Caring. As if I'm someone precious that deserves to be treated well. Not targeted like a dart board.

  • @katherynemero9355
    @katherynemero9355 Před 5 lety +56

    Reading the comments, I can see that people missed the point entirely.

    • @omniamericana2172
      @omniamericana2172 Před 4 lety

      Or they don’t give a f’l about the point and just dislike the new shill Bill.

    • @prodigiii712
      @prodigiii712 Před 4 lety +2

      And you're sooo wise and virtuous l. You always get it.

    • @computerstar9883
      @computerstar9883 Před 2 lety

      I was thinking the same thing

  • @robertbell525
    @robertbell525 Před 3 lety +12

    I disagree that driving is easy. I see people every day that have no business being behind the wheel.

  • @martinmccool366
    @martinmccool366 Před 3 lety +3

    Good one Bill, especially closing with no romance in a room with the coffee machine.

  • @Laura-oe2dl
    @Laura-oe2dl Před 6 lety +172

    This is gonna trigger a lot of people....

    • @unitedjt345
      @unitedjt345 Před 6 lety +27

      Lmao gold. These precious pricks that have never tried introspection love bill until he turns on them lmfaoo. Bill’s spot on.

    • @samhugh4965
      @samhugh4965 Před 6 lety +10

      Laura...and yes, trigger it did.

    • @aminalani2063
      @aminalani2063 Před 6 lety

      Well.. I can kinda see why this could be perceived as manipulative

    • @OrlyYaRlyK
      @OrlyYaRlyK Před 6 lety +11

      Imagine if he said this about women

    • @antoniojr2235
      @antoniojr2235 Před 6 lety +2

      I'm guessing it is meant to, for views. He's criticizing movies about driving, yet he is on a TALK show every week. Just looks like old Bill is projecting again.

  • @popvultureinc5007
    @popvultureinc5007 Před 6 lety +1

    Kevin Spacey was actually the "Baby Driver". Who knew???

  • @jannalillie5591
    @jannalillie5591 Před 6 lety +3

    I love how you say whatever you think, you are always funny. Thanks for the laughs.😁

  • @ablatif1
    @ablatif1 Před 6 lety +5

    As someone who works in a performance auto shop, Bill is so wrong about this.
    As an Hollywood elitist Bill also wouldn't know the complexities, the work, and the passion that goes in a modifying and maintaining a car. And BTW there are quite a few women who are just as interested in cars as men. Get your head out your ass.

    • @tejeira1234
      @tejeira1234 Před 2 lety +1

      He is talking about the male lazy that only by getting a car Hollywood makes you a badass just for driving a car and it creates a caveman mentality if not check the post with most likes is either girls on their way to only fans

    • @DirtyLifeLove
      @DirtyLifeLove Před 2 lety

      Fair point if you include the engineering part. I suppose drifting takes quite a bit of skill to do well. But just the driving fast part doesn't take too much talent, does it? I 5hink the reason you see repeat winners in Nascar is the money for the engineering part and the other team members. Give the the guy in the last pole position the funds and team Dale Earnhardt had and you would see a placer??

  • @ifithrewmyguitaroutt
    @ifithrewmyguitaroutt Před 6 lety +163

    Call Bill what you want, but the man has a point. Never have I seen a woman obnoxiously peel out at a stop light. It's an astute observation.

    • @unitedjt345
      @unitedjt345 Před 6 lety +10

      Well Bill is _very_ astute. It’s his thing.

    • @TheDarkria
      @TheDarkria Před 6 lety +7

      I have. And why is peeling out bad? Does the sound really bother you that much?

    • @piranha5506
      @piranha5506 Před 6 lety +5

      TheDarkria the opposite bothers women... are you trying to miss his point?!

    • @AgeOfSuperboredom
      @AgeOfSuperboredom Před 6 lety +29

      TheDarkria It bothers me. That sound is a reminder that the world is filled with pathetic douchebags.

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 Před 6 lety +1

      but you have heard a woman make hug fuse over some one say men drive better . disproving the thing about maturity

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 Před 3 lety +1

    Why can’t I do it in a room with a coffee machine??? That was one of the best mornings I’ve ever had

  • @JohnMocny
    @JohnMocny Před 6 lety +27

    Baby Driver and Drive are so stylistically different from that other schlock.

    • @HotYogurtMan
      @HotYogurtMan Před 3 lety +3

      Solid use of schlock

    • @TheJayRoth
      @TheJayRoth Před 3 lety +5

      Agreed, the other movies are not nearly as good and Baby Driver is incredible

    • @yington
      @yington Před 3 lety +2

      Are they different though
      Are they

    • @iforgot87872
      @iforgot87872 Před 3 lety +1

      Fast and furious actually has decent camerawork/ editing, I’d compare it to the Bourne style when it’s actually done well. But yeah really just that style not much else. I think that one in particular has good editing compared to the others.

  • @TheAmateurEditor
    @TheAmateurEditor Před 3 lety +10

    As a cop that has done my share of "advanced driving" courses to be able to turn my sirens on, exceed the speed limits and pursue other vehicles, I wholeheartedly agree with Bill. All the instructors treat it like it's some world class elite specialist unit, when in reality it's all about 1 thing: don't be reckless.
    Yes Bill is being a little facetious but at the core of it he is right. Driving is pretty much the ability to co-ordinate feet and hands to respond to what your eyes and ears are telling you. It's not for everyone, but by and large, I'd say that bad drivers are just careless, not incompetent.
    The overwhelming majority of people I have pulled over, given tickets to and/or arrested are dicks with massive egos and bad attitudes that lead them to drive dangerously. This is a personality flaw, not a an indicator of difficult driving a car is.

  • @chemicalist
    @chemicalist Před 6 lety +13

    Bill, news flash: driving is easy. Driving fast, whilst simultaneously keeping your passengers safe and evading incarceration, is not. Try racing a go-kart sometime, I dare you not to get whiplash.

    • @khanyancoyini1053
      @khanyancoyini1053 Před 2 lety

      Thank you!

    • @shahulhusman
      @shahulhusman Před rokem

      I love bill and some of the movies are terrible.. But driving fast on track is tough and racecar drivers are elite athletes

  • @yuezhang2526
    @yuezhang2526 Před 6 lety +1

    Love you Bill

  • @Gobsnachaz
    @Gobsnachaz Před 6 lety +5

    This might be the pettiest thing Bill has ever complained about.

    • @georgecaplin9075
      @georgecaplin9075 Před 5 lety +1

      Gobsnachaz if you mean the car movies thing, then I would agree except I think the pettiest one was his rant against the marvel franchise. “Read a book”, he said. The success of the MCU hurts no one, and makes a lot of people happy, but because he thought adults shouldn’t be watching superheroes he got his rant on. Other than that, I like him.

  • @drraghunath83
    @drraghunath83 Před 6 lety +3

    Impeccable delivery at 1:00 🙌

  • @TheRagingRyan
    @TheRagingRyan Před 6 lety +17

    "Drivings so easy" can Bill pull a perfect handbrake upturn and drift every corner?

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite Před 4 lety +1

      The argument is only men seem to be able to do it.

    • @Mr_Uni
      @Mr_Uni Před 4 lety +3

      Sophia Bogard That’s not the argument. The argument is why Hollywood seems to portray men as the type who do it. Men don’t have control over what movies Hollywood produces. Hollywood knows what people want though. That’s why men love to watch movies with cars and woman like to watch romcoms. You don’t hear many men complaining why they always portray woman as the compassionate, caring, and nurturing type, even though it’s BS to assume that men can’t be compassionate, caring, and nurturing. Trust me, as a male who works in a predominately “woman” type job (meaning that the job has historically been a woman’s job) I know that sexism can go both ways. The point is, we don’t make the movies, we just find it entertaining. So don’t bash men for something they are not even producing. It would seem very unfair for a small minority of men who control Hollywood are to represent all men.

  • @Sleepy.Time.
    @Sleepy.Time. Před 6 lety +8

    you know Bill scares himself when his Prius kicks down a gear

  • @melissasainz5309
    @melissasainz5309 Před 6 lety +2

    I'm writing that book! I love you Bill!

  • @greenbrain8725
    @greenbrain8725 Před 6 lety +3

    A bicyclist has way more finesse than any dude in any friggin car.

  • @riverbusty
    @riverbusty Před 6 lety +20

    Why aren't Bill Maher's videos going viral, especially all the New Rules videos ?!?!?!

    • @V9incent
      @V9incent Před 6 lety +4

      As they said in one greate movie: "There's a reason for that - it's fucking stupid".

    • @scottday1988
      @scottday1988 Před 5 lety

      Harry Kissenger because he is anti American socialist comrade

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 Před 3 lety

      @@scottday1988 And yet again we see that there are no informed rightwingers. Not one.

    • @scottday1988
      @scottday1988 Před 3 lety

      @@Hirnlego999 no we are informed we just sort out the bullshit

  • @bethechange4040
    @bethechange4040 Před 5 lety +16

    Sadly, the second half of Bill's monologue was solid truth

    • @Outlier999
      @Outlier999 Před 3 lety +1

      I admit he was right there. Why harass women? Just buy them like he does.

  • @MukulApple
    @MukulApple Před 6 lety +107

    While watching the video, I was thinking that he's wrong about Baby Driver. It's a great movie. And then I read the comments. Glad to know I'm not the only one who feels that

    • @davetheravebaracudda
      @davetheravebaracudda Před 6 lety +5

      Mukul Pareek I think the whole rant was purely for the Kevin Spacey joke. I don’t think anyone dislikes Baby Driver that much

    • @MukulApple
      @MukulApple Před 6 lety

      Dave Barry I figured. But people don't generally expect Bill to make such roundabout speeches just for a joke.

    • @prplfleur
      @prplfleur Před 6 lety +1

      You know baby driver is one of the most acclaimed movies of yhe year right? Bill Maher even said that in his video? Of course youre not the only one who thought it was a great movie

    • @V9incent
      @V9incent Před 6 lety

      When you'll grow-up - you'll see ;).

  • @ivanleon6164
    @ivanleon6164 Před 3 lety +14

    Bill: Stop telling others what to do
    also Bill: Stop doing this and that

    • @prateekosingal38
      @prateekosingal38 Před 3 lety +2

      if its such a big deal why are you wasting your time watching his videos

  • @thorshammer138
    @thorshammer138 Před 5 lety +5

    I do like how the thumbnail is the half a second clip of the chick laughing.

  • @ninjabiatch101
    @ninjabiatch101 Před 3 lety

    I love imagining bill driving like baby driver. Lol

  • @alexjames4770
    @alexjames4770 Před 6 lety +20

    Baby Driver was one of the best movies in recent memory. It's cinematography and style will probably make it iconic, and a future classic. Not to mention the amazing soundtrack.

  • @nickkwasak
    @nickkwasak Před 3 lety +6

    lmao bill, you da man. You are one of the few celebs I would actually care to meet in real life..... (basically just the smart ones)

    • @Outlier999
      @Outlier999 Před 3 lety

      That’s his problem. He thinks he’s smarter than everyone else. I wonder how he gets women now that he is no longer being given Hefner’s hand-me-downs?

    • @nickkwasak
      @nickkwasak Před 3 lety +1

      @@Outlier999 it's called money

    • @Outlier999
      @Outlier999 Před 3 lety

      @@nickkwasak Really? You mean it’s not his wit, sophistication, intelligence, and charm? I never would have guessed.

  • @Stillbourne42
    @Stillbourne42 Před 3 lety +11

    Bill: I can’t believe people find people driving cars entertaining.
    What do you do for a living Bill?
    Bill: I talk.

  • @VanWelij
    @VanWelij Před 3 lety +3

    To be honest, I drive fast in a muscle car for me. I don't really care what non-car enthusiasts think as long as I'm not breaking any laws or endangering them. Shifting gears to me is fun, but I understand how it's mundane to others.

  • @13orrax
    @13orrax Před 5 lety +9

    bill be fair....its like taking what you do and saying anyone can make an internet video. making a video is not that hard. making a video is so easy...etc etc

  • @berksarioz969
    @berksarioz969 Před 3 lety +19

    Driving is one thing, driving as fast as you're in Need for Speed without hitting anything is a talent.

    • @Mad_S
      @Mad_S Před 2 lety

      The first time I ever hit 170 mph in real life I was moving down a straight line and everyhting not directly infront of me became a blur. I got decent at handling it but being near a another car at that speed would a little out of my comfort zone yet.

  • @tikiiboda8474
    @tikiiboda8474 Před 4 lety +5

    "Driving is easy". Rally, drift, funny car, trophy truck, le man's, drag, formula 1 drivers all burst into laughter. 🤣🤣

    • @swapnilrawat9691
      @swapnilrawat9691 Před 4 lety

      True. The movies are about extremely skilled people , not the daily blog of a cabbie.

  • @taavit20
    @taavit20 Před 6 lety +1

    The Kevin Spacey joke was worth the entire segment.

  • @sajeanne8496
    @sajeanne8496 Před 6 lety +4

    Bill, you should have left Transporter out... JS actually uses martials arts to show he IS a badass outside the car! But it is still a good point! ^_^

  • @calebboatman9840
    @calebboatman9840 Před 6 lety +18

    I feel like Bill didn't actually see Baby Driver because that's not the plot of baby driver

    • @vinnie97
      @vinnie97 Před 6 lety +1

      Billy talks through his ass a lot. Whoever pays HBO for his drivel should think twice.

    • @calebboatman9840
      @calebboatman9840 Před 6 lety +1

      vinnie97 I mean I enjoy his show because he seems more tolerable than other hosts and sometimes we need a different perspective, if we don’t we’re just in a bubble like an sjw

    • @donaldswamp2501
      @donaldswamp2501 Před 6 lety

      Caleb Boatman
      I had the same thought. He watched a promo or something

    • @V9incent
      @V9incent Před 6 lety

      I feel like Bill haven't seen or ares to see ANY of these movies. Some of his writers just saw a pattern in the movie titles - and that's it. It's like commenting on the movies with the word "Dead" in them as zombie films.

  • @robertharrison1623
    @robertharrison1623 Před 3 lety +14

    He is way off about baby driver, was a great film.

  • @jasonberry3411
    @jasonberry3411 Před 5 lety +2

    "Grumble grumble young people grumble grumble better in my day grumble grumble price of milk grumble grumble respect your elders grumble grumble....."

  • @scottpeterson7500
    @scottpeterson7500 Před 6 lety +6

    No problem that can’t be solved by driving a car really fast ✌️

  • @marjiemiller
    @marjiemiller Před 6 lety +3

    I think I'm falling in love with Bill Maher. A funny guy who understands women!!! :)!!! :D!!!

  • @dipdo7675
    @dipdo7675 Před 3 lety +3

    I bet Bill, like me, watches the Transporter series over and over!! Only he does it in secret!!

  • @JPD2587
    @JPD2587 Před 3 lety +1

    100% right on Baby Driver. I have no idea why that movie was so beloved.

    • @DragAmiot
      @DragAmiot Před 3 lety

      Because of the editing. It had great editing.

  • @Gustarx
    @Gustarx Před 5 lety +1

    Driving stick is a superpower these days

  • @rhettlaffoon3262
    @rhettlaffoon3262 Před 6 lety +3

    This was really good

  • @rzk4176
    @rzk4176 Před 6 lety +109

    Actually Baby Driver and Drive are awesome, the rest of the movies Bill mentioned are shit though

    • @ryanpeters9108
      @ryanpeters9108 Před 6 lety +1

      And The Driver by Walter Hill

    • @NFS4LFE
      @NFS4LFE Před 6 lety +1

      The Driver is a cool movie. Confusing plot wise, but a sweet film.

    • @V9incent
      @V9incent Před 6 lety +1

      "Drive Angry" is awesome

    • @HuggyBear420
      @HuggyBear420 Před 5 lety +1

      Their all the same dipshits

  • @yashparanjpay6037
    @yashparanjpay6037 Před 3 lety +1

    I am a car guy but I found this funny too

  • @bigdeal39
    @bigdeal39 Před 3 lety +2

    No woman drive fast bill ??
    You need to get out more !!!
    😂😂

  • @lorddarktelefax
    @lorddarktelefax Před 6 lety +3

    At the point he made this segment, I really don't think he had seen the movie Drive!!!
    It's not about him being good a driving, it's about his personal growth and sacrifices....
    Him driving a car is secondary!!!

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 Před 6 lety +5

    THANK YOU BILL.

  • @scottakanumba1heathen379
    @scottakanumba1heathen379 Před 6 lety +2

    He left out Driving Miss Daisy!

  • @Nat-to2rx
    @Nat-to2rx Před 5 lety +3

    I just turned 29 the other day (Oct 13) and just last month moved from NY to South Korea in a "need to do something radically different because my life feel so stagnant and I have no ties to anyone or anything really" and now I suffer so much anxiety getting used to my job and the language barrier (beginner Korean). Also just finding people to bond with and not succumbing to the loneliness. And funny thing? I was such a homebody in NY and never cared to go out anywhere most of the time. But here I feel like every fiber of me is telling me to go out and experience things and it is a weird and disconcerting feeling and I get anxious for not doing so - , I could have stayed home in NY if I wanted to saty inside and not get out there,. I'm comparing myself to other expats who seem to have blended so seamlessly into their surroundings and work life and question my decision and myself as a person. TLDR; your videos always seem to resonate with me and my personal dilemmas/feelings. THANK YOU for making me feel like I'm not alone.

  • @jacobknighten798
    @jacobknighten798 Před 6 lety +177

    Baby driver is just different from those other movies. More than just a driving movie.

    • @theligerloverman
      @theligerloverman Před 6 lety +9

      He ignored the awesome foot chase.

    • @jacobknighten798
      @jacobknighten798 Před 6 lety +14

      Chris Minneapolis if u think that baby driver is a shit film I feel bad for your inability to recognize what quality is

    • @theligerloverman
      @theligerloverman Před 6 lety +9

      Chris Minneapolis You probably like minions. Probably for the best. Minions is more your speed.

    • @luisorozco989
      @luisorozco989 Před 6 lety +23

      Jacob Knighten
      This is Baby Driver:
      He's a thief, he was just the driver but a thief anyway.
      He caused harm to people and he was an accessory for others to hurt people.
      He caused an accident for a bystander who tried to stop them.
      He caused the death of a security guard.
      He killed two fellow thieves.
      But hey, people defended him at his trial, he was just a good guy in a bad situation.
      The post office lady said he tried to stop her from entering the building during the robbery but I guess he didn't say shit for the security guard.
      The lady of the purse. He stole her car but damn, he was so nice that he gave her the purse back.
      He gets twenty five years but he only serves five and not just that, he gets the girl, who waited five years for him after knowing him for some days. For real.
      And what can we say about her? Jesus, the most brutal male fantasy I've seen in years.
      She's innocent, naive, sweet and yes sexy, and also she pays full attention to him out of nothing.
      She does not question him and she does not seem suspicious of the people who are with him.
      She has a good musical taste, but his is better and she applauds him totally.
      She knows him for a few days - the time frame of the film is kinda of a mess - but despite her naivety, she is more than willing to do anything for him, including the crime of passing through the police and escaping to live as fugitives.
      And even worse, despite being a convicted felon, she waits for him for five years and at the end there she is, greeting him happily and glowing as if nothing had happened.
      And this is what people swallowed as a masterpiece?
      This is one of the most weak, empty and banal character development I've seen in years and it comes from Edgar Wright.
      One of the most overrated films of 2017.

    • @gabe5525
      @gabe5525 Před 6 lety +1

      Hari Vinod I was thinking the same thing.

  • @jlbueno0611
    @jlbueno0611 Před 6 lety +24

    Clearly, bill didnt watched baby driver...or drive ... Or knows girls that drive ....usually good rants...this one was just a lazy one from him and his writers .

  • @computerstar9883
    @computerstar9883 Před 2 lety +1

    Such an underrated segment. Great point Bill, but I still liked Baby Driver

  • @jacobkemp7050
    @jacobkemp7050 Před 3 lety +1

    Grandpa Mahar sounds grouchy today was waiting for the get off my lawn 😆

  • @krombopulos_michael
    @krombopulos_michael Před 6 lety +7

    Actually in Fast and Furious you do see women going vroom vroom too.

  • @angprt2
    @angprt2 Před 6 lety +74

    I think a lot of people missed the point that led up to men acting like assholes to women. Thank you Bill Maher. I love you. And I loved the Kevin Spacey joke 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Před 6 lety +3

      Well most of it's also b/c so many women are enabling that behavior ..... there wouldn't be so many guys doing this shit if it didn't work. There wouldn't be so many OPPORTUNITIES for them to do it if so many fame-hungry cunny-commoditizers and "Fox anchor" type bimbos weren't looking for shortcuts into the industry by sailing through on their looks as opposed to having a real personality & talents

    • @JakeJupiter
      @JakeJupiter Před 6 lety +1

      I'm a big fan of Bill, but I think using Baby Driver hurts his argument. I mean, if you've seen the film you'd know that "Baby" is actually the kind of man he's asking these aholes to be. I don't want to spoil the film for anyone, but it's not as if Baby enjoys being in the situation he's in.
      As far as men peeling out, I think guys just like to show out when they have a really nice/fast car. It's not really done to solely impress women, it's done to get attention from everyone on the road. I think people who do it are stupid, and to be fair, I have seen a few women do this as well.

    • @2126Eliza
      @2126Eliza Před 6 lety +2

      ilr Classic lack of responsibility. Lazy and entitled.

    • @melissasainz5309
      @melissasainz5309 Před 6 lety

      I agree w you Ann'G!

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 Před 6 lety +3

      ilr Sure, blame the victim. What a novel idea. God forbid if a man who behaves like an asshole would actually have to own it.

  • @angmaugeri
    @angmaugeri Před 4 lety +1

    toxic female laziness is far worse

  • @arminxvs3372
    @arminxvs3372 Před 3 lety

    That Spacey-joke was savage haha

  • @josephschafstall5701
    @josephschafstall5701 Před 6 lety +13

    Bill I usually love your new rules but found that this one crossed the line, Baby Driver was f--king awesome.

    • @ceejay8775
      @ceejay8775 Před 6 lety +1

      Joe S was a mediocre movie Kevin Spacey was forgettable

  • @TheMetallicaMonster
    @TheMetallicaMonster Před 6 lety +4

    Easily my most favorite Maher monologue to date.

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 Před 3 lety +1

    Nice one William

  • @nicholasbilic7903
    @nicholasbilic7903 Před 6 lety

    Bill thinks critics are stupid because they said Baby Driver was good. LoL

  • @divisionbell143
    @divisionbell143 Před 6 lety +23

    The three movies in the left column were actually all really good. Even wheelman wasn’t so much just a guy who could drive, it was actually a solid thriller that just happened to be set in a car to love us around the landscape. And drive was just excellent and not actually a “driver” film.

  • @dsadik666
    @dsadik666 Před 6 lety +10

    Did a man hating feminist write this? or was it all for that kevin spacy joke?

    • @V9incent
      @V9incent Před 6 lety

      It was written to appease feminists by a dude who think feminists are man-hating idiots ;).

    • @DaPoopIsInDaPudding
      @DaPoopIsInDaPudding Před 6 lety

      dsadik666 wah wah wah

    • @dasit1965
      @dasit1965 Před 5 lety

      AlienBrain are you a female

  • @lauramartin7883
    @lauramartin7883 Před rokem

    Write it Bill! "How to Behave with a Woman Like You're Not an Asshole". I would buy copies and donate some of them to public libraries, some to parents of teenage boys.

  • @chrisbreault5854
    @chrisbreault5854 Před 3 lety +2

    This was funny but I'll admit that the craziest drivers I've ever been with have all been women!!🤣

  • @Gabrielgallows
    @Gabrielgallows Před 6 lety +16

    That book needs to made. We can all use a refresher on how to attract a women respectively.
    Quit being lazy. Where the real players at?!?

  • @jarny2
    @jarny2 Před 6 lety +3

    Do you really think that men are the only one to pay $10 to see Goslin or Statham driving a car?...

  • @PramitChatterjee1993
    @PramitChatterjee1993 Před 6 lety

    This is the same reason that was used by everyone who defended gun-violence. They blamed violence in movies and video-games, but not the lack of security and vigilance.

  • @macwatson7227
    @macwatson7227 Před 6 lety

    Cmon Bill. Even a 6 year old could tell you that Baby Driver isn’t about the driving.

  • @chriscobetto9470
    @chriscobetto9470 Před 3 lety +3

    Yeah I think I need to take Bill on a high speed ride around Virginia International Raceway. The ability to control a car at high speed on a road course is completely different than the morning commute.

  • @Mayurbhedru
    @Mayurbhedru Před 6 lety +10

    Every driving movie is not about driving but about calmness and control in a face of panic situations.

    • @dadthelad
      @dadthelad Před rokem

      Plus extreme high level skilled driving. Any fool can stomp on the accelerator and blast down the straight, but to drive fast, as in, faster than everyone else around a track level of fast, requires immense fine levels of skill, judgment, and control, and endless hours of practice. There's a very good reason why very few women are professional drivers, and it's because there is no females-only division like other sports, where, as always, men decimate women for physical strength, speed, reaction time, and so on. Clearly Bill Maher (or his joke writers, at least) is butt hurt jealous that he can't drive like a man.

  • @ForbinColossus
    @ForbinColossus Před 6 lety +1

    that Ron Howard would make a great statue

  • @scootover7
    @scootover7 Před 2 lety

    I should try to write that book lol. I like some of those driving movies but I can see his point .