New Rule: Fee F**king | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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The health insurance industry is the biggest offender when it comes to this kind of crap.
insurance period, fire damage and heat damage aren't the same thing and neither is flood and water insurance nor wind and tornado and hurricane insurance. There are no rules and insurance companies can have different stipulations for the same things, they are able to take money from you with the understanding of protection and security but then after years and years of paying all it takes is one technicality one stupid stipulation and they hit you with "Sorry your insurance doesn't cover this specifically thanks for the money dumbass, i can say that cus its not like you can go anywhere and insurance is a requirement for a lot of things so HA HA HA now will that be cash or check?"
Melissa0774 ...what do you mean I have never paid for anything more than a copay
Not to mention insurance plans that have you pay but when you actually need the money you put into it they can't give it to you. Like in health insurance where you can be "too sick" or "cost to much to pay for treatment" or oh you where born overweight sorry but we can't help you thanks for paying us though
DPowered Smith .... "born overweight"?
All insurance is a scam / gamble. Think of it like the lottery. You are likely to never need the insurance and will have wasted money, but the few who do the small number of times they will need it usually aren't even helped that much if at all.
Shouldn't need health insurance, should just be looked after for "free" although things like taxes are supposed to pay for keeping medical staff paid and equip, the government is meant to look after this shit so the people have help when they need it and don't have to worry about starving having used the last of the money they had to live or just outright getting no help because they have no money to pay for it.
So before anyone says "well how is it meant to be supported, who pays for all this medical shit" The government does with YOUR money anyway, so fuck paying more to a middleman company to dish out YOUR money they TOOK when and IF you ever need it.
You forgot the fees in college. They are fucking higher that tuition.
Rick Wolford "student activity fees" such bullshit 😂
Pretty sure fees are not subject to income tax. Just another way corporations can make more profits and pay less taxes. Thank god for republicans, pretty soon all these corporations will hire more people with all the money they saved 😏
I had a $50 printer "credit" every semester, but never had professors who wanted hard copies. Everything was turned in digitally. Each page cost 10¢ to print. So, at the end of the semester, I'd go to the library and print a bunch of recipes or activities for the kids I nannied or anything I could think of that I might want on paper until I reached my $50 credit. It was stupid, but I wasn't going to dump $400 into something I never used. Some of my classmates just printed lined paper and used that for notes.
The Flea
Yeah, I went back to college at 30. The hell do I need student activities for? I had a job and a life and I'm not gonna go watch Finding Dory in the quad and make bracelets with 18 year olds. That fee sucked.
Public colleges do this to dilute scholarships. You got a tuition scholarship, lol that's cute, enjoy your $700 while we charge you $10,000 in fees.
I love Bill's sense of humor, especially when he gets "salty."
A convenience fee for ordering things online is beyond asinine. I'd be salty too.
Sometimes Bill Maher tees it up and just nails it. This is one of those times.
Stop saying fuck,it's a bit juvenile.
Yup!
Bill is right there are way too many fees in our society I believe it was the great Thomas Jefferson who said that "a fee is nothing more than a fine for doing nothing wrong"
And I agree 90%. But when the government outs restrictions on things, like what electric companies can charge in my state. You paying what it cost them to accept a credit card payment is not as much a fee but you paying what they are getting charged to take your payments, and it was 2.50. Mind you when you factored in all the meters the service, including major businesses that pay thousands and tens of thousands a month at a rate triple yours in thatbone bedroom apartment,the profited a total of 20 per meter for the YEAR! So that means your electric likely made them all of $5.00 for the year in profit. Now the only reason that allows them to operate is because of the cast number of people. Your $5 profit individually means nothing, so you complaining is amusing because the cost to get it to you is so high.
Last month I accidentally took the wrong entrance on an EZpass toll in NJ, couldn’t backup so I went through. A couple of weeks later I get the bill of $7. Administrative fee =$50. Like, seriously🤨!?
I'm 20 years old and as soon as I turned 18 I registered to vote haha I couldn't wait to vote last year!
Why? Was it everything you ever wished for or did you waste your afternoon?
@@mtlians wow you’re cynical
Too bad your vote doesn’t matter
Feels good to vote huh?
Maher got temporarily possessed by the spirit of Carlin on this one.
True
Good ol Georgie
Bill Maher said George Carlin was his mentor. R.I.P. George 1937-2008
Omg! Carlin SO knew and saw funny in everything!! So talented! ❤
@@phuckoph789 fuck off phuck Oph.....
From Idaho, can confirm that we do in fact have a very strong organ black market. I think it constitutes 37% of our GDP, with the rest of it being potatoes. Also offer a 2 in one deal, buy enough potatoes, and we'll give you a kidney free
Potato's and Kidneys sounds like a good meal right now.
I am not trying to make any kind of joke, I'm actually hungry.
Wish I could subscribe to a thread.
Robbie Spiers what can I get for a rib? 😏
I only have one kidney, so... how many potatoes are enough?
Not entirely a 2-for-1. You're forgetting about the "Free Kidney Fee"...Lol gotta love it here in Boise.
Love bill maher 😂😂😂😂
Hey, Hey, now! Those Red Lobster butter-garlic bisquits are to die for!! ❤❤
Fees are the reason I can't enjoy basic things like HBO.
Dont worry, theyll get John Oliver to advocate universal socialized HBO soon.
HBO is basic? If HBO was free then their shows and movies would have commercials. That's kind of the point of premium channels. You pay a subscription so they don't have to have ads every 5 minutes.
@@Ioganstone just to point out john oliver posts entire episodes of his show on youtube for free.
It’s 2020 and these “New Rules” are as relevant today as they were in 2017. Love you Bill!!! 🙌🏻
Last hotel room I booked included a linen fee, a resort fee, a cleaning fee, and a "fee fee." Yes, you read that right.
(Making the switch to Airbnb, Homeaway and other options.)
The GOP gave NYC a "Commercial Rent Tax" -- they CHARGE you for PAYING RENT!!!!!
(Giuliani was very behind that one!)
Airbnb has crazy cleaning fees
Airbnb is just a different scam.
The fee fee is to pay for all the fees they give you
When I saw those interest rates, I threw up a little
Evan Davis i have commented payday loans companies are advertising on the television at rates of one thousand three hundred percent interest in the UK.
TMI, dude!
@@paullafemina8260 OMG!!
I’m not sure it should be illegal to charge those kinds of payday loan rates but there ought to be consequences. The credit card rates are bad enough. The best solution is to work and be responsible so you don’t have to borrow money from such entrepreneurial piranhas.
Richard you make it sound like you can see emergency costs coming, and even if you have cash for an emergency how do you know you'll even have enough? Life's full of shitty and costly surprises, so being responsible guarantees nothing, you'd need to be lucky too.
It's the incentive model. It used to be a case of rewarding persistence and punctuality, but then someone decided that rewarding people for doing something cost too much, so they switched it to penalising lateness and laziness. Shame the same standards cannot be applied to the people who really need to get their act together - politicians who sacrifice diligence and professionalism for partisan identities.
I don't know when this time of rewarding persistence and punctuality existed. Not in the several decades I've been here.
Payday lending should be illegal!
Anyone who does it should be put in irons and led slowly through the streets in an orange jumpsuit, except with a piece cut out revealing their bare ass. "Kick Me" is written in Times New Roman black on the back of the suit.
Members of the public can, if they wish, kick this scumbag's derierre as hard as they like.
The sentence is only over when they have been through EVERY street in their city (could take several months) - or when 3 independent doctors determine that their ass is so black and blue that it's too numb for any pain to be registered anymore.
But why stop at payday lenders? Any cheapskate scumbag that fleeces people should get the same treatment under the new crime of "Gross Avarice" ... I suggest the first prisoner to undergo this punishment might be someone who hires hardworking people to do a job, and then doesn't pay them ... hmmm, someone like Donald Trump.
Mai Nem That was awfully detailed, good job. It made me laugh. Whenever I drive by the payday loan places near my town I get an urge to do something like that, thinking of how many lives each of those places has ruined. I mean, if they're still in business, it has to have been A LOT of people. What a heartless thing to do, destroying the lives of their own neighbors.
The real problem is the American system. In Europe you only spend money you got on your bank account. First you earn your salary, then you spend it. In America, many people have spend their entire salary by the time they get the paycheck. And if there are unexpected expenses, like a broken down stove or car for example, they need to take a short-term loan at ridiculous interest rates.
Ziim I'm from Spain and living in the U.S. and this is true. You can buy anything on credit here, even groceries or a TV. In Spain you would only ever get a loan for a house, car, or business.
I agree - but you're wrong.
Here in the UK, we had "Wonga" ... it was sold on primetime free-to-air advertising. With fluffy puppets, like the muppets, putting a fun face on loansharking in the commercials.
540%? Is that all???
These cunts were doing the equivalent of 2400% if you got into trouble.
This crap exists wherever capitalism has been left unattended for too long.
(Like under this Tory government where all social safety nets have been removed, and a loan shark is the only possible way of surviving for many people before they inevitably turn to crime)
The government finally did something about it - Wonga was forced to cut their interest rate to a measly 1000%. And they were fined by financial standards for sending out fake "lawyer" letters to people in arrears.
If you're thinking "only in America" - you are SO wrong.
Payday loan company's are legal loan sharking.
Barbara LeMere only legal because they government gets some of the action.
Barbara LeMere they have an army of lobbyists in congress just like every other major US corporation.
Read the Valachi papers a real mob loan shark and this is worse than he did.
Interest is a crime.
Don't use their services then.
Over 30% is called usery. In Canada they cap it but there are all sorts of fees that still spike the costs.
PREACH BILL!!!!!
"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.” - H. L. Mencken
The basis of our entire service economy.
Honestly selling a product? I can already hear Carlin laughing
Shorty laughing on the side adds so much more then the applause breaks
Great quote Bill.
If you can stand in line for a damn phone you can stand in line to vote.
Amen
I'll never stand in line for a phone.
@@ian1352 ditto
But… Who stand in line for a phone? I am a liberal, 42 years old and I have never stood in line for a phone in my life. Also, I’m not sure Bill ever said that. Certainly didn’t in this video.
@@Boobalopbop Umm I'm pretty sure he did at the end. I'll watch the video again.
Also I have never stood in line for a phone, nor do I intend to.
Ah snap, I'm eating a hot pocket as I'm watching this ;)
ThunderHorse 555
Get your ass into the gym now lol
Eddie Panedi Alrighty then
undrtakr900 i actually did lol;)
IThunderHorse 555 iiiiiii
is that SE Cupp I hear? I just hear her signature "huh huh huh huh" laugh
immorblade like a female Butt-head
Our very own Sippy Cupp
she's so hot. when i consider the possibility that she is trollin' the repubs, i love her even more
But you gotta love those tits jumping up and down like that when she laughs.
I wonder when news stations are just going to pick up pornstars to read their news and give their hilarious opinions. Ratings through the roof.
"Thanks for the free money. Enjoy your hot pocket." Love it:)
I LOVE BILL MAHER! WHAT HE SAYS MOST OF THE TIME IS THE TRUTH!! I HIGHLY ENJOY HIS HONESTY & KNOWLEDGE REGARDING THE ISSUES HE ADDRESSES..!!! Smart guy!!
I love him, too. He tells it like it is and makes me laugh at the same time.
Bill is spot on again!
Thank you!
I’m from Canada and they teach you how to vote in high school and you have to sign a paper ensuring you will vote and fulfil one of your only responsibilities as a citizen
Quinn Lapish yeah but who exercises that right? I'm from Canada too but I'm underage so it pisses me off that people don't vote. Some of us want to and can't.
Cameron Reyno totally agree, it’s odd because our generation wants to take action and be a part in political change but our hands are tied
Cameron Reyno WE DONT GIVE 3 FUKS WHAT CANADIANS DO.
Benjafovi,
No...you give 4, because Canada does it better. There's a premium attached to quality.
heckler73 Not gonna talk shit about. Canada as a country, but really,, Nobody gives a shit.
He's got a point, I've seen the lines for the newest iPhone, multiday camp outs for tickets to concerts, postings on the internet of every ordinary "guess what I'm doing now" nonevent in their lives
Do you think those are the same people who are doing back-to-back shift work for minimum wage?
How your cell carrier steals your money:
1. Don't shut off mobila data
2. Don't shut off background data
3. Don't shut off high accuracy location services
4. A million other ways I don't know
or get unlimited data lol
Love this man
I actually really love getting gift cards as gifts. To me, it translates from "Here's a gift I have no idea if you'll like" to "Here's a gift you can get yourself, on my dime. Enjoy!" It's the same thing but one extra step and I really don't mind if it stops my uncle from buying me another goddamn jacket.
Hence the title of Barbara Ehrenreich's landmark study "Nickle and Dimed"
Feel free to comment on this.
* Fee of $200 per letter plus service and maintenance charges.
If you want hear crying baby that never shuts up - fly Air Force One
Congrats on 1.2 million subscribers!!!
"Think of it as a selfie for Democracy and just do it!" lmao okay!
I know that he is an atheist, but preach, Mr Maher! PREACH!! :-D
You can always tell when SE Cupp was on the panel for that episode...she giggles the whole time Bill's talking.
I still recall when airline fees were popping up and US Airways literally had a fee fee of $5.
If you paid for luggage online you only had the luggage fee ($20); if you checked in at the check-in desk, you had to pay the fee, and then pay a fee because of that fee (an extra $5).
Banking fees are disclosed at the time of opening a new account both verbally and in writing per government regulation. If the terms change, the bank must notify you. People ignore the fee disclosures out of laziness until they get charged one. It’s easy to avoid fees if you’re a halfway decent consumer and pay attention.
You think it's bad in US, check out pay day loans at Wonga in UK at over 5000% - that's no typo - look it up.
yeah USA I think you have a Greed pandemic.
Look at the bright side, it gives your life meaning by feeling morally superior.
Chickknight Greenleaf Yeah, 500 years of unlimited growth is naturally receding. It will be ugly.
And a narcissism pandemic, ignorant rude people, obesity, gun violence, corporate corruption, political bribery, women thing men are toxic....the USA fucking sucks, but we think we're great and anyone who disagrees is just a hater.
awardwin Toxic masculinity might be why everything is so shitty. But I'm sure you're just a victim of something.
It's ALWAYS the "christians" who say GREED IS GOOD!
Most important segment ever!
OMG!! So true! And absolutely Hilarious...
They could just change then name of them to micro transactions. I hear people love them.
I love those people that buy gym memberships and don’t go. Nicer equipment for me. And no asshole standing in front of the weights for 10 min doing nothing.
I was just about to write this same comment, almost verbatim. I gotta deal with lazy people all day and that’s the only time they pay off for me.
The entire rant is great, but the last minute and fifteen seconds of this is the most poignant - young voters take note - this is important!
I have often referred to “fee” as “the new f-word.” It really has become ridiculous.
Beautiful.
I'm no stranger to "Fee fucking" the bank I used to be with: bank of America charged me a $35 overdraft fee for even a $1 overdraft! And the maintenance fee for savings accounts was $25 a month. Bank of America is possibly the worst bank in America. Their business model punishes people who make mistakes and punishes them hard! And don't get me started on Sprint mobile contracts...they take "Fee fucking" to a whole new level.
Bank of America is absolutely the worst. Had an account with them for a year. Couldn't nope out of there fast enough.
Bill Maher is a legendary comedian!!! He helps us laugh so we don't cry about how screwed up things are!!!!
One of his best news rules.
You always have to wonder about a party that wants to constrict voting making it harder, rather than expanding voting, making it easier.
You remember the days when banks primarily made their money by investing the money you trusted them with? They profited by investing money that wasn't theirs. It was yours. Do you remember the days when Savings Accounts returned more than the inflation rate?
I do, but it's been so long it's a long faded memory that reaches back to Reaganomics. Banks aren't banks anymore. They're wire service providers with all the billing ethics of Comcast and Centurylink.
banks are exacly as they were 50 years ago... they are banks. they are not here to help you, they are not here to vdeliver a service they exist to make money. and the dirtiest sectors when making money is involved are those that either decide politics economy or health/general wellbeing.
they would have done that at any point had they though of it and thought they could get away with itt. A bank 50 years ago stacking fees on your shoulders would have been instantly bankrupted by the competition and boycutted by outraged customers. today they all more or less do it so there is no disadvantage for a bank to engage in the practice in fact there is strong economic incentive and mild risk
Its time for a ban on fees.
My mom got me a Visa gift card for Christmas. There is a $3/month fee. If I forget that $100 gift card in my wallet until next Christmas. . . it will be a $64 gift card.
In Canada we don’t have those gift card fees. Also we can electronically transfer money from banks account just by email. We can also pay for things by tapping our cards on terminals at restaurants and stores. No signature or passwords
"Think of it as a selfie for democracy" - Spoken like a true patriot.
lol this was a great finale
That bit about roamimg fees in Vancouver actually happened to me with at&t. They tried to charge me $250.00 when I was in Vancouver for one day. I didn’t even make a call or text. Fortunately I got it straightened out. Beware of the roaming charge bullshit.
I'll eat at red lobster. Give me!
Gift cards are clever, how many actually spend ever cent of the money on the card not that its always possible. They get the money in the end and even if its pennies that adds up over years and by the number of people
Or you have to spend extra to use the last buck fifty on the card
I prefer gift cards and I always use them up completely. It's really not that hard to use a gift card.
Well..now they have places(atleast around here they do) that buy them for .50 on the 1$.
Which Ive never fully understood why they do that...how is there a profit on that?
I make it very specific about the places my wife and I go to and we would like gift cards for. We usually use them all up by June (our birthdays are each about a month apart from Christmas).
Kenniff Kanniff You have a $1 bill, I give you (buy) it for 50 cents, I have earned or am ahead by 50 cents. A very profitable business if I can get enough people willing to sell me their unused cards
I have voted in every election since 1976, and I'm a cripple who can't drive. If you don't vote, you are not worth the air you waste.
That was not what he meant by that joke.
What if there are others who don't believe in voting and object to democracy? It's not the only regime type out there, if you don't believe in the intellectual freedom of others and their right to self determination you are not worth the matter which composes you.
"The Classical Greek philosopher Plato discusses five types of regimes (Republic, Book VIII). They are Aristocracy, Timocracy, Oligarchy, Democracy, and Tyranny." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato%27s_five_regimes
My Father has said to me on numerous occasions 'If you don't vote then you have no right to bitch about the government'.
If you're a registered Republican and you don't vote, then you're pretty ok in my book.
Some people vote wrong
"think of it as a selfie for democracy & just do it!" 😆
Lol.
Very well proposed.
Bravo bill. We should All vote!
He's right, oh so painful right about this one. It isn't just in the economy though, as Bill stated at the end people fucking up and not caring (until it bites them in the ass) is what Republicans bank on. Sadly, as a nation I feel we've gotten to the point where any fuck up must be blamed on the nearest target rather then learned from and not repeated.
Like this communist administration of Democrats we have in there now
If S.E. Cupp charged a 'fucking fee', I'd pay and not bitch one bit. Lol
Another brilliant segment!
*PREACH*
Yeah everyone get registered and vote but don't vote for trump here's the keyword "DON'T"
Voting in Germany: DO NOTHING, receive a postcard in the mail telling you when and where to vote, show up, give them the postcard, get your ballot (may be paper or voting machine), vote, done. Alternatively send back the postcard to order a mail-in ballot, receive that ballot, vote and mail it in, done. The hoops Americans have to jump through just to vote are ridiculous.
Mark this date! I found something I agree with Bill Maher. History has been made!
Bill Maher is the bloody best!
I guess Gordon Gekko was right, "greed IS good!"
The magic of the market at work folks. This is why other nations regulate business more.
On another note, my channel does segments on news of the week. Check it out.
Monopolies can't exist without the government you fucktard, when regulations strangle any small business that wants to compete with the large corporations, the corporations are the only ones able to survive, and they get to be a monopoly and run their consumers into the ground.
There's even "small print" on radio and tv ads.
LOVE BILL MAHER!
How about HBO makes a deal with Netflix & Amazon to be a Production house leave the distribution to them & drop your HBO fee from my Cable Bill.
Clever girl... (Jurassic Park reference)
Well. As Bill said it... YOU WANT TO WATCH ME? FEEE!!!!!
Wow no dislikes yet!
I guess everyone hate fees.
Messed-up Kid Looks like 23 bankers just saw the vid.
7 more.
Isnt it obvious people shouldnt have the ability to specifically sign up for a loan if they have horrible credit and want immediate cash? That's like a mystery fee and totally unnecessary for the task they are trying to do which is get free money.
See look, we can find common ground with Trump supporters. I doubt they enjoy getting fisted by big business.
This is as relevant today as it will be tomorrow. Good Show Bill!
When I was growing up in New York City in the '50s and '60s they still had pay toilets in public buildings like museums, convention centers, even bus stations. They were finally struck down by a court decision and banned.
What about when you get off your ass to go vote for someone and your vote gets overwritten because of superdelegates?
Senior Woodz
Thank you!! Bernie Sanders *won* the popular vote in several States, but the superDelegates still gave Hillary more delegates overall. Now Hillary knows how it feels to win the popular vote and still get less delegates.
The entire electoral-college system is bullshit and needs a complete reHaul 😒
Senior Woodz Thank you
Your vote didn't get overwritten. The system the Dems have worked just like it's supposed to. If they had invented the idea of superdelegates 5 seconds after Bernie "won" those states, maybe then you'd have a point.
Uh, bro, do you know how superdelegates work? My vote counts as one vote. A superdelegate's vote counts as 10k votes. For a party that calls themselves democratic that is the least democratic voting system I've ever heard of. It's legalized voter suppression. Why would I vote for or give money to a party that allows such an undemocratic voting system?
Until the Dems get rid of superdelegates (and stop taking corporate and pack money) they can lick my balls. Unless a grass roots candidate in my district runs on helping to abolish those two things there's not point in getting off my ass to vote for another puppet politician from the "Democratic" party.
If that's what you have to tell yourself then great I guess. But when the party that you agree with maybe only some % of the time loses, the party that you agree with an even smaller % of the time wins, and they get to make decisions for years and years. Decisions still happen whether or not you decide to show up. So don't think not showing up is some grand noble choice.
I personally have a hard time supporting any of the examples for Sanders (about why the process is bad) because he's not even a Democrat. Surely he was aware of the existence of superdelegates before the primaries began, and he even advocated for them switching their vote to him at the end of the primaries, even though she got overall more votes nationally. undrtakr900 above said " Now Hillary knows how it feels to win the popular vote and still get less delegates." as if Bernie won the popular vote in the primary when he didn't... Not to mention Bernie did much better in the caucus states overall than in the primary states, with the caucus process being more "undemocratic". Washington (state) did a caucus and a primary and guess what? Sanders got over 70% in the caucus, and Clinton narrowly won in the primary. So it's not some very simple analogy that you're making here.
Here's an interesting read: fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-system-isnt-rigged-against-sanders/
"Fees" are Taxes for the Private Sector only they don't help our society for the greater good.
Federal taxes don’t do shit for you
You had me till the end Bill.
Maher is simply the funniest man on the face of the earth.
I was mildly amused until he got to the Republican Party. Then I said aloud "Hell, yes!"
Are we going to allow them to republicanize America permanently or are we going to once again be the America with a heart and a soul?
If you didn't vote last November, please learn from that and do your civic duty in the future, okay?
Unless you enjoy living under Trump's thumb, in which case there's no hope for you anyway.
The frugal consumer benefits from fees. Product prices are lower and fees add to that when you want extra service, are lazy, or stupid. Planes actually work using fuel, same as your car, the heavier it is, the more fuel is used. If there were no luggage dimension and weight rules then the average consumer eats those costs, not the airline. I know it sucks to pay more than what you expected, but you're probably more of a financial burden to the company than most customers. Maher's rants have been super elitist and ignorant lately.
You must be fun to go shopping with.
You would stand at the checkout with your new mobile phone, reading ALL of the terms and conditions (24 pages of small print).
I'm a private tutor - I drive around the city teaching kids how to play music.
I have agreed a price, verbally, with each parent.
NEVER EVER would I treat my customers like shit by charging them a hidden fee ...
"Terrible weather today - that means an extra 'wear and tear transportation fee' of £2 today, unfortunately ..."
"Traffic was hardly moving today - that'll be an extra £5 for the 'excessive fuel' fee ..."
"Today, I used 2 pieces of music manuscript paper in the lesson - that's 2x the standard "materials fee" of £1 per material used ..."
"Today, I demonstrated 2 songs on my instrument - timed at a total of 4:25 minutes .. that carries a 'performance fee' of £4.25 today ..."
It's bullshit ... if, over a long period of time, you see that your costs are increasing ... then you put your price up! Simple as that. Everyone knows where they stand, and the customer doesn't ever feel like they've been stung.
My mechanics go in the opposite direction - on two occasions now, they quoted me £200 for car repairs.
When I went to collect my car, "it wasn't as bad as we thought - that'll be £160" ... and we're talking welding here.
Or "all it needed was the belt tightening up - that'll be £12" (they could easily have charged my at least £25 for a half hour's work ... but it, apparently, only took them 1/4 of an hour ... so that's what I was charged).
The point being that my mechanics are expensive - more than £50 labour costs per hour - by no means the cheapest in my city.
But they keep my car working and are clearly honest to a fault - and that's extremely important to me.
Hidden fees are a dishonest way of dealing with customers - and, indeed, a cowardly way of doing business.
As a business - like an airline - you have lots of costs.
So just put your price up to cover them.
Don't cheat the customer.
You must be fun to shop with? I actually never read the terms and accept that fees apply for extra services and they are non-negotiable (find a different company if you want - capitalism yay). But thanks for that super long winded response to absolutely none of the points I made.
Ur a private tutor, good for u, how exactly are you comparing the services of a single person company to that of a multi-billion dollar enterprise? U have a customer base with a range of incomes where some may be reaching to provide the service while others its just a drop in the bucket. Raise ur rates and screw the little guy, honestly whatever u want to do.
U live in the UK obviously, but car mechanics in america screw u big time. I have never had a positive experience fixing my car and it looks like you found a rare honest mechanic, congrats. Or ur a woman and get treated different, I know many mechanics who will fix do an easy fix for a woman or older person because it's something super easy any man can do.
Hidden fees are not dishonest, when stated up front. Just a broad character generalization about you is ur a single woman with none of her shit together. Ur the reason fees exist.
Agreed 💯!
This clip is awesome and right on the money in all the points he brought up.
Oh Bill! You just don't get it! If I stand in line for a phone, I end up with a phone. If I have time for a tattoo, I end up with a tattoo. If I find the after party, I enjoy the after party. But if I have the time to find the voting booth in order to stand in line to vote, I end up with President Donald J. Trump. For that hassle I get the privilege of a politically unqualified narcissist in the White House. Get why I don't vote?
Etienne Aubert ...Hahaha...you make a good point.
Etienne Aubert
You should still vote, because there are many ballots for local/state propositions & representatives that will directly affect you. The presidential race isn't the only thing on the ballot.
Well, I might need to add that I'm not eligible to vote in the US. My comment referred to what I would respond to Bill Maher when he compared voting in a democracy to standing in line for the new iPhone, getting a tattoo or finding the after party. The presidential election turned out to be a race between a crooked woman and an incompetent man and the "lesser of two evils" I would have voted for lost anyhow. Now, I agree with you that your vote carries much more weight in state elections. On top of that, you're voting for people/issues that will have much more of an impact on you personally. That's why I always vote in Switzerland, where we receive all the voting material by mail twice a year and can easily fill out the ballots and return them by mail.
God I can't imagine doing voting like in Switzerland - dummies voting on things all the time without understanding
That's actually a good point, nukejello! I realized that direct democracy wasn't necessarily a good thing, when you see how complex some of the issues tend to be. The problem is that you're asking uneducated working-class citizens to vote on issues that might have dire financial, social or environmental consequences in the future. So, many people simply vote based on what their favorite political party has to say. This tends to reach such absurd levels that the Swiss sometimes vote against their own interests. In 2012, the Swiss voted predominantly "no" on an initiative suggesting that all employees deserve a minimum of five weeks of vacation per year. On top of being manipulated by their party, many Swiss also vote emotionally, giving preference to any form of obstruction towards certain groups, rather than voting for the ethical or beneficial solution for everyone. One such initiative they're trying to get people to vote on is whether people holding dual Swiss citizenship should have to renounce their other citizenship: it basically doesn't bring the single Swiss citizenship holders anything, but they still somehow consider it worthwhile complicating the lives of dual citizens beneficial for themselves.
Personally, I always read the brochure that comes along with the voting material and make up my mind based on what is most beneficial to most people living in Switzerland.
I'll never understand people's obsession with getting people who don't vote to vote. Fuck, I actually think less people should vote than do vote.
Imagine the following scenario: There's going to be a wedding. The extended family gets together and votes on what kind of cake they should have at the wedding. Half the people don't vote but the other half refuse to make a decision until everyone votes. So everyone votes and now you're stuck eating chocolate chip cookies at the wedding because the half who initially didn't vote don't know what a fucking cake is! (Yes, I know you personally love chocolate chip cookies. Sure, feel free to mention it in a reply.)
It's the same thing with voting in elections. Call me crazy but if people who can't name all three branches of the government don't vote, that's not a fucking bad thing!
I actually want voting rights taken away from a vast majority of the population.
Only the veterans should be able to vote for president,
and only net tax payers should be able to vote for anything else.
Shadow Ranger what if that happens and then they change the rules so that it doesn't include you? Are you sure you want arbitrary rules on who gets to vote?
What TheBloodypimp said and that doesn't actually address the fucking issues, namely people being uninformed idiots. Neither of the two criteria you gave actually ensure people know shit about what they're voting on. Also, if it can be arbitrarily suspended, it's not a fucking right anymore, now is it?
TheBloodypimp
Except there's not just some bullshit gerrymandering reason behind why I want it that way, if net tax payers vote for congress, then suddenly the people who are spending tax money are accountable to the people who's money they're spending. Suddenly, the guy who's sending people to war is accountable to the warriors, no more of these fucking retarded communists that don't produce dogshit demanding free money from the state, and winning out and causing our humongous deficit because they happen to be the majority.
Its not that i want voting rights to be exclusively be for me, i'm not a veteran but I can see the merit of the warriors who have experience backing the guy who calls the shots vs random people panicking over 9/11.
Now just because that's the way it should be doesn't mean I think there's a snowballs chance in hell it'll happen. Once you give people voting rights YOU'RE FUCKED. You only get to make the decision for once, because they'll never give it up without violence.
Yes, because as we all know everyone in the military is an expert in geopolitics and declaring war is the only thing the president does. What the hell are you smoking?
Again, paying more in taxes than you receive from the government (although in my opinion that's an inaccurate way to look at it but sure, let's roll with it) doesn't magically make you not a moron. Even under this system the republicans can yell "Deficit!" as if that means anything by itself and stupid people will go "Oh, my. We better vote for the people who want to reduce it.".It's the equivalent of someone yelling "There's a fucking 1 meter long Babel fish in the garden!". Unless you know what 1 meter is, what a Babel fish is, what's the natural size of a Babel fish and whether they're dangerous or not, the person yelling just told you a bunch of gibberish in an alarmed tone. They didn't actually impart any useful information to you.
Or here's another example. About two decades ago the British did a little experiment. They asked people what kind of spending should the government prioritize. Railroads were nowhere near the top so the funding got cut. A couple of years down the line everyone was complaining about the state of railroads.
To reiterata: the criteria you gave in no way ensure the people voting are not fucking morons. Not that I would agree but at least if you suggested there was a political literacy test that would make some sense. You're ensuring that the people who vote understand how the system in which they are voting functions.
Love this so much!
I love Bill's view on fees.
Oi oi oi first bitches
I don't know the first comment is invisible :P
JakRomano congratulations
Winning is winning, either the person next to you knows your racing or not.
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You know that the first comment hasn't appeared at the top for years now, right?
Collect your prize of "Shit on a stick", as you exit.
I just love Bill . He is so cool.
A hassle to vote? I didn't realize showing an I.D. was such a hassle!
LOVE THIS!!!!!