French Elections: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • The presidential election in France could determine the political future of Europe. John Oliver visits an excessively French bistro to deliver an urgent message to voters.
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  • @Toxodos
    @Toxodos Před 7 lety +3769

    okay that egg throw was impressively accurate over that distance

    • @srhgmrs
      @srhgmrs Před 7 lety +32

      Toxodos i was thinking the same thing !

    • @rosegl83
      @rosegl83 Před 7 lety +54

      Yeah, French men has good aim- point proven!!!!

    • @petaujus3000
      @petaujus3000 Před 7 lety +15

      I love that this is the top comment :)

    • @metalmilo12
      @metalmilo12 Před 7 lety +20

      Kobe!

    • @alexbransby183
      @alexbransby183 Před 7 lety +30

      I want that person to run for President. They have my vote.

  • @sinclair1107
    @sinclair1107 Před 7 lety +5077

    are we all gonna ignore how accurately that egg was thrown?

    • @chirb008
      @chirb008 Před 7 lety +239

      yeah I was actually really impresed

    • @Aigracier
      @Aigracier Před 7 lety +173

      They didn't even know who did it

    • @TidusleFlemard
      @TidusleFlemard Před 7 lety +168

      Isn't our handball team great at international competitions last I heard ? :3

    • @Johann63769
      @Johann63769 Před 7 lety +16

      first funny comment read... thanks !

    • @Toxodos
      @Toxodos Před 7 lety

      some idiot already pointed that out, it's top comment

  • @andremimoun1137
    @andremimoun1137 Před 3 lety +1986

    As a French, I m amazed how well Jon understands the French mentality.

    • @efedra667
      @efedra667 Před 3 lety +17

      Well.. Britain is Europe by ages and the dark..also America is /was used to be a prison that ran from France too so why wouldn't he..

    • @alkante2962
      @alkante2962 Před 2 lety +19

      Eh bien ça, mon coco, cela s'appelle de la flagornerie!

    • @walterzamalis4846
      @walterzamalis4846 Před 2 lety +15

      If I may ask, what did you think of his French speaking?

    • @andremimoun1137
      @andremimoun1137 Před 2 lety +26

      @@walterzamalis4846 love his accent

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 2 lety +20

      Are you referring to how he plays into the French ego and superiority complex? Because everyone knows the French think they're hot sh*t, so it's not all that amazing for John to understand that.

  • @LaFinchy1492
    @LaFinchy1492 Před 4 lety +2794

    When Emmanuel gets an egg thrown at him, does he turn into an Emmanuel Macaron?

    • @danzig2347
      @danzig2347 Před 4 lety +110

      Wow as a French this is a actually a joke me and my buddies would say regularly to mock his presidency

    • @abrahamlincoln8748
      @abrahamlincoln8748 Před 3 lety +27

      I think macron is what Joe Biden will be like.

    • @danzig2347
      @danzig2347 Před 3 lety +33

      @Abraham Lincoln
      As a French, I completely agree.
      They are both Neoliberal Corporatists who only serve the Establishment.
      The only reason Macron won was because of the fear of a Marine Le Pen presidency.
      And if Biden wins, it will only be because of the Coronavirus and the Protests.

    • @danzig2347
      @danzig2347 Před 3 lety +9

      @@abrahamlincoln8748
      I respect your honesty about how your government works and I too agree with it (we also have our governmental problems but it seems it's not doing well in the Land of Freedom).
      When it comes to calling Sanders a Neo-liberal, it's a bit complex from a French perspective...
      Afterall over here he would be from the Parti Républicain afterall compared to French Standards he advocated for a more Liberalised Social Democracy.
      (Reminder : He calls himself a Democratic Socialist but he's actually a Social Democrat)
      But anyways...
      When it comes to Biden being "uninteresting and inoffensive" just like Macron....
      I wish it were true for Macron (let's just say things got very bad under his reforms) but when it comes to Biden you're not wrong...
      Afterall the goal of a Biden campaign was mostly just returning the White House and America to normaly.
      Even though it's good, it's just sad to know that this probably isn't the last time we see Corruption in a Country born through ideals of the Enlightenment and a war for freedom.
      (I absolutely hate Trump and I have been observing the protests and cases in America so no need to pass me this info)

    • @danzig2347
      @danzig2347 Před 3 lety +14

      @@abrahamlincoln8748 Last thing...
      Most of us in Europe are aware of all these events, the narcissism, the corruption of your president and the police brutality...
      It's just that I kind off wished you guys came up with a more reformist politician...
      But between Biden and that Orange Maniack...
      Surely Is would choose Biden

  • @fynketh5084
    @fynketh5084 Před 7 lety +5776

    We used to throw pies at politicians but now we can only afford some of the ingredients.

    • @fynketh5084
      @fynketh5084 Před 7 lety +108

      About Fillon's suits, because of the scandal he had to give them back, but he didn't give the good ones.

    • @Frost517
      @Frost517 Před 7 lety +160

      You use to cut their heads off but now you only celebrate that once a year with some fireworks.

    • @malikium
      @malikium Před 7 lety +10

      brilliant!

    • @MsAnoki
      @MsAnoki Před 7 lety +35

      well, when there woudln't be flour anymore, we are going to star with heads cutting...these is what happen in 1789

    • @altpudding4776
      @altpudding4776 Před 7 lety +15

      wait, i thought there was cake?
      or... the cake is a lie too!?

  • @ratguy101
    @ratguy101 Před 7 lety +3748

    Melenchon is a fucking genius. He used holograms to make sure he wouldn't get food thrown at him.

    • @igorvski
      @igorvski Před 7 lety +118

      this is gold XD if only you knew all the jokes made about the holograms in frnech satire newspaper "Suprise: the hologram got more vote then Mélenchon himself and became president"

    • @yasserb9773
      @yasserb9773 Před 7 lety +47

      Cyamite No he is not a communist , he is a social-ecologist. The communist candidate is Nathalie Artaud(Philippe Poutou is from the far-left but he isn't communist , he is internationalist which is not exactly the same as communism).

    • @custer8735
      @custer8735 Před 7 lety +6

      Cyamite not at all! Mélenchon is from La gauche doesn't mean that he's communist. He wants to stay in E.U
      but I can understand your opinion because there is a pretty bad image of La gauche in usa

    • @scassburn5217
      @scassburn5217 Před 7 lety +10

      Lol ;) Most of all, we don't have any reason to throwing floor to Mélenchon's face.
      Seriously the french mains politics of this last 5 years gave to me the desire to remake sharp a guillotine... (Hollande president (get some floor), Manuell Valls First minister (was slap), and Emmanuel Macron as economic minister (get floor too)
      Hollande hasn't followed his program, he did nearly the opposite for what is as elected for...
      Valls use constitutional rights (49.3) to apply a law against citizen opinion and assembly. ( 5 months of strikes against this law). It's because of UE and the first step was created by Macron.
      Macron created the CICE to give 22 Billion of euro by year in companies to create employments... they aimed for 1million there was ... nothing the CEO get the money!
      It would be more useful if the money was gave directly to poor peoples.
      (Sry for my english), cheers.

    • @kalhue6165
      @kalhue6165 Před 7 lety +3

      S CassBurn And I would throw more than floor at him or Le Pen both of them are dangerous and will bring nothing good to France

  • @DafieYo
    @DafieYo Před 4 lety +317

    Just letting y'all know that in Sweden, a person threw a whole cake in the face of the leader of the right-wing party. Step up your game, France.

    • @iainyoung6878
      @iainyoung6878 Před 4 lety +26

      They have.
      Macron sucks so much Paris was on fire for a year before coronovirus stopped the riots.

    • @achille5941
      @achille5941 Před rokem +9

      Finally a worthy opponent !

    • @bttrflymagic
      @bttrflymagic Před 7 měsíci

      That poor cake 😂

    • @WalterDWormack214
      @WalterDWormack214 Před 5 měsíci

      Was the cake 'Frozen' SOLID?

    • @mathnerd97
      @mathnerd97 Před měsícem

      Disappointed, considering you guys have Surströmming

  • @s4nsk_
    @s4nsk_ Před 3 lety +1527

    "French Brexit"
    Just call it a Frexit

    • @bernardosantos8020
      @bernardosantos8020 Před 3 lety +11

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST Před 3 lety +65

      @@bernardosantos8020 We've learned long ago not to give bad things a catchy name.

    • @crimsonwires
      @crimsonwires Před 3 lety +7

      We actually called it that.

    • @tactical_blaireau
      @tactical_blaireau Před 3 lety +42

      I heard another version which is AdiEU
      Way better imo

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 Před 3 lety +5

      Fr-eggs-it.

  • @mushnoodle
    @mushnoodle Před 7 lety +1760

    Larry Skywalker, the lost jedi.

    • @beamjohn9753
      @beamjohn9753 Před 7 lety +59

      And the weird bear that follows them

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 Před 5 lety +6

      Larry SkyWalker, and lost Jeds eye.

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 Před 3 lety

      He actually predicted TLJ . We didn't got to see luke but Larry was there .

  • @zeexiledceupofthi9758
    @zeexiledceupofthi9758 Před 5 lety +5306

    As a French, I find all these stereotypes disgusti.....Oh ! A croissant ! I'm listening now

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 Před 5 lety +112

      Moi aussi 😂

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 Před 5 lety +115

      Il utilise les stereotypes de façon sarcastique, je trouve ça marrant et très rafraîchissant.
      Et, il tient suffisemment à la culture française et montre suffisemment d'importance à notre pays pour avoir fait ce sketch en français. x)

    • @kylemcmullan2929
      @kylemcmullan2929 Před 5 lety +153

      *looks at French replies* baguette

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 Před 5 lety +27

      @@kylemcmullan2929 Don't forget about the cheese breathe tho.

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 Před 5 lety +13

      @nicolas Henry Mets pas tout le monde dans le même sac.
      Je viens du Nord, nos cultures sont proches. Les valeurs aussi, dont le partage et l'autoderision. :)

  • @SCYN0
    @SCYN0 Před 4 lety +491

    Love from 🇩🇪 to 🇫🇷 pls don't leave. Not making war ever again.

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator Před 4 lety +279

    Missed chance to make the "let them eat cake" joke about the flour and eggs.

    • @ParleavecFlorence
      @ParleavecFlorence Před 2 lety +5

      probably because he knows that the whole thing isn't correct>First, it's let them eat brioche, second, most peple think Marie Antoinette said that, but it's actually from a book.

  • @KHSmith95
    @KHSmith95 Před 7 lety +6018

    I don't blame Mélenchon for using holograms if others are getting flour thrown at them.

    • @willfullearner
      @willfullearner Před 7 lety +95

      Karl-Henrik Smith underrated comment

    • @ivanspoljaric9267
      @ivanspoljaric9267 Před 7 lety +128

      Karl-Henrik Smith Imagine someone finding out from where he's broadcasting and they throw something at him there. It would show up on all holograms

    • @williampearson8328
      @williampearson8328 Před 7 lety +43

      Nah, the other thing is that he's actually popular (most popular politician in France at the moment), not many people would bother.

    • @Traumlichtblog
      @Traumlichtblog Před 7 lety +114

      "Throwing flour at my hologram will only make it more visible! I made the french politicians weakness to flour my strength!"

    • @RedButtonTV1
      @RedButtonTV1 Před 7 lety +30

      ... sure someone will invent a flour hack and egg virus

  • @ClydeShackled
    @ClydeShackled Před 4 lety +1395

    As a french guy, I just exploded into a big laugh when John said "L'Angleterre et les Etats-Unis ont fucked up, ne fuck up pas non plus". That was pretty awesome

    • @benagl
      @benagl Před 3 lety +7

      If you're French, do you know the name of the outro song ?

    • @betsunoyoru64
      @betsunoyoru64 Před 3 lety +6

      Je confirme

    • @ClydeShackled
      @ClydeShackled Před 3 lety +14

      @Dominic TétraultThanks, didn't know what to answer. I don't listen at this kind of music at all, I'm a rock/metal fan

    • @cornblaster7003
      @cornblaster7003 Před 3 lety +38

      @@benagl it's the usual John Oliver outro on accordion

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 Před 2 lety +1

      Je confirme

  • @marafortune3713
    @marafortune3713 Před 2 lety +685

    I am honestly curious to see whether John Oliver is going to provide an update on the French elections this Sunday...

    • @rhinelander7
      @rhinelander7 Před 2 lety +36

      Especially with the current crisis in Ukraine going on, the last thing NATO and the EU needs is a French Viktor Orban (Le Pen) to suddenly obstruct and divide the alliance even further. Now is critical to be united more than ever.

    • @catmonarchist8920
      @catmonarchist8920 Před 2 lety +3

      France out of NATO would be good given their actions in West Africa/ Libya will draw them into endless conflict eventually. Need to focus on the Russians not be dragged into Macron's imperialism

    • @je.t4617
      @je.t4617 Před 2 lety +5

      Surtout que la situation est globalement la même qu'il y a 5 ans, ce serait super drôle qu'il refasse une vidéo

    • @giannaleng1897
      @giannaleng1897 Před 2 lety +2

      @@je.t4617 c’est comme 2017, la deuxième version 💀 j’observe les élections du Canada et je suis inquiète maintenant que Macron et LePen vont s’affronter au deuxième tour.

    • @KaotikBOOO
      @KaotikBOOO Před 2 lety +6

      @@catmonarchist8920 please talk about what you understand, NATO is a defensive agreement for first and for second French troops are there at the request of one side (often the one aligned with French interests.... Strangely...) France isn't belligerent, only support
      So NATO will in no way intervene in these anyway

  • @angrymoose3383
    @angrymoose3383 Před 3 lety +64

    Ok as a bilingual Canadian (I’m from Ontario and speak English as my first language, please don’t lynch me Anti-Quebec Canadians) I’d just like to state that he actually did a REALLY good job with the French in that end bit. The pronunciation could’ve been better but otherwise no glaring flaws, good job John!

  • @Janinho897
    @Janinho897 Před 6 lety +1665

    "Larry, I am your father."

    • @rafaeloda
      @rafaeloda Před 5 lety +41

      I read that with a stereotypical Hollywood french accent.

    • @quasar4780
      @quasar4780 Před 5 lety +52

      Nooo! Zat's not true ! Zat's impossible !

    • @Lauren.E.O
      @Lauren.E.O Před 5 lety +71

      -Darth Baker

    • @eleventhknight9744
      @eleventhknight9744 Před 5 lety +13

      All of you have a one way ticket to gulag for making me laugh this hard.

    • @rafaeloda
      @rafaeloda Před 5 lety +9

      @@eleventhknight9744 Is there any other kind of ticket to a Gulag?

  • @lordmurderkitten6098
    @lordmurderkitten6098 Před 6 lety +1754

    I see, so when a French candidate gets flour and eggs thrown at them, can the perpetrator be charged with assault and batter-y?

    • @winterain17
      @winterain17 Před 5 lety +43

      I don't think so, at least we never hear that they're charged with something in the press. On the contrary, people get mad when the bodyguards are too brutal with them.

    • @rinsawerig4147
      @rinsawerig4147 Před 5 lety +45

      Oh I see what you did there! 😂

    • @leyaax
      @leyaax Před 5 lety +56

      @@winterain17 r/wooosh

    • @LegowarriorYTAdventure1234
      @LegowarriorYTAdventure1234 Před 5 lety +2

      STOP 😂

    • @fireruby544
      @fireruby544 Před 5 lety +6

      Only if salt is also thrown.

  • @xnaf
    @xnaf Před rokem +37

    As a half Brit, half French living in France, I just can't get enough of this 😂😂😂

  • @EclipseOverSalem
    @EclipseOverSalem Před 3 měsíci +7

    I choose to believe that this video single handedly prevented LePenne

  • @CyborgGriffin
    @CyborgGriffin Před 7 lety +3833

    If there is a French brexit it should be called "Oui out".

    • @morwennmusachia2670
      @morwennmusachia2670 Před 7 lety +44

      Yusufbek Muzaffarov Non, it should be called a terrible joke 😭😭😭

    • @bordocofrivia2896
      @bordocofrivia2896 Před 7 lety +11

      Eutdynxt Txnydtue
      Quick! opposing opinions! CALL THE BROWN SHIRTS!
      errr, I mean, antifa....

    • @7wreckers
      @7wreckers Před 7 lety +32

      i may not agree with what you say but I will fight to the death to defend your right to say it

    • @rubyspiritof
      @rubyspiritof Před 7 lety +3

      Yusufbek Muzaffarov Sorry but why? Is there a game on words?

    • @manuellamessie5473
      @manuellamessie5473 Před 7 lety +17

      Ruby Spirit lol yes, le mot oui resemble le mot "we" en anglais qui veut dire "nous" donc le traduction est "nous partons"...c'est plus drôle en anglais.

  • @EmieCarey
    @EmieCarey Před 7 lety +1709

    oh my god when John Oliver started speaking in French I pissed myself laughing. Merci John, your accent was strong but the earnestness of your message was delightful.

    • @morrisal
      @morrisal Před 5 lety +56

      Funny when a French person laughs at someone else's accent... You guys should hear yourselves speaking foreign langauges ... No nation has a thicker accent than the French.

    • @williamkrause5831
      @williamkrause5831 Před 5 lety +33

      morrisal as if us americans are any better at pronunciation.

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- Před 5 lety +18

      @@morrisal They're probably not even French. Also calm down. Why are you so angry at this?

    • @mikeaft3585
      @mikeaft3585 Před 5 lety +1

      @@--enyo-- it was a personal attack on the american accent and that shit don fly

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- Před 5 lety +4

      @@morrisal I can't see how, but okay. I still don't get your reaction.

  • @Aurelius2142
    @Aurelius2142 Před 4 lety +211

    I would watch the F*** out of a game show called "So You Think You Can France?"
    You would as well, and deep down, you know it.

  • @jerandecce2473
    @jerandecce2473 Před 2 lety +18

    17:13 as John Oliver ends his french speech, a francophone in the audience goes “bravo!”

  • @xaviermartinez2622
    @xaviermartinez2622 Před 7 lety +2278

    I need a compilation of french people throwing food at people.

    • @jackyoh971
      @jackyoh971 Před 7 lety +1

      search on youtube...

    • @lolrandom3768
      @lolrandom3768 Před 7 lety +97

      Ikr, why can't American campaigns have such drama. throwing flour at politicians ...lol france

    • @jufen8502
      @jufen8502 Před 7 lety +115

      The compilation will be way too long for CZcams

    • @jeffreymuu5451
      @jeffreymuu5451 Před 7 lety +52

      Throwing people at food

    • @cortoreveur
      @cortoreveur Před 7 lety +53

      The very confident guy "Bernard henry levy" would appear ont this compilation... a lot!

  • @modothegreat108
    @modothegreat108 Před 5 lety +3476

    "...The English Queen involved in international drug trafficking."
    I mean, he's not wrong per say. Have you heard of the opium wars?

    • @mortuos557
      @mortuos557 Před 4 lety +160

      I'm pretty sure that was previous to her reign...

    • @xz9376
      @xz9376 Před 4 lety +7

      Clever!

    • @Atriiid
      @Atriiid Před 4 lety +97

      @@mortuos557 Still, her family wealth has come from trading opium... M. Cheminade never said anything more. But you know medias, if you point at something they want people to forget then you'll be painted as crazy, conspirationist, stupid.

    • @magicman9218
      @magicman9218 Před 4 lety +16

      Every western nation makes money from drugs

    • @maniak1768
      @maniak1768 Před 4 lety +23

      The Queen's estate was involved in the tax evasion scheme known from the 'Panama Papers'. Seems close enough for me.

  • @jamesmartell3095
    @jamesmartell3095 Před 3 lety +122

    "So you think you can France" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ultimatehawkeyefangirl
    @ultimatehawkeyefangirl Před 4 lety +35

    I was expecting John to have baking ingredients thrown at him. Darn it

  • @CJCregg
    @CJCregg Před 7 lety +2081

    See John? We did listen :)

    • @anomyymi0108
      @anomyymi0108 Před 7 lety +27

      Truckloads of peace incoming!

    • @shayneoneill1506
      @shayneoneill1506 Před 7 lety +56

      Yep, good work french dudes. toutes nos félicitations!

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 Před 7 lety +36

      Shayne O'Neill merci, mon ami :) we're in this together. America won't become a dystopia. Everything will fall into place eventually.

    • @ddr_drogba777
      @ddr_drogba777 Před 7 lety +41

      I thank you people from the deepest portion of my heart...!!!👏👏👏🙏🙏🙏

    • @TrainerAQ
      @TrainerAQ Před 7 lety +35

      Finally a country that hasn't gone Mad!

  • @yumeliagamer5223
    @yumeliagamer5223 Před 6 lety +1313

    As a french person, I LOVED this episode.

    • @sebastianrebiere9017
      @sebastianrebiere9017 Před 5 lety +9

      Yumelia Gamer Moi aussi et on a pas "fuck up" er comme les anglophones ces derniers temps

    • @RVered
      @RVered Před 5 lety +45

      Yumelia Gamer
      even as a non-french speaking person, I could tell that John's French pronunciation is a crime against humanity

    • @sebastianrebiere9017
      @sebastianrebiere9017 Před 5 lety +14

      Either way he did his job to convey the message to us of not "fucking up" and he succeeded.

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka Před 5 lety +7

      Yumelia Gamer what hurt me most is we cant have such a broadcast on french tv. There would be complaints and it would be censored. À few comedians tried to host these kind of show but it was supposed to be seen and sometimes been rewritten by the Channel before it s aired.
      En tant que français j’ai adoré mais c’est toujours de très bonne qualité quelque soit le sujet

    • @lilros3851
      @lilros3851 Před 5 lety

      Abe G N ...no?

  • @lauram9740
    @lauram9740 Před 2 lety +101

    Five years later, history repeats itself. I'm myself French, I perfected my English listening to last week tonight, I really love the show. This episode is so necessary, unfortunately. Also, I laughed my ass off an d really needed it, so thank you! (and yes, I will go vote on Sunday to keep feeling superior and not get a populist asshole as a president 😘)

    • @late8641
      @late8641 Před 2 lety +10

      Thank you for electing Macron over Le Pen! You have every justification to feel superior!
      Je viens de Finlande, mais j'étudie le français depuis dix ans. J'adore votre langue et votre pays. J'y ai visité deux fois déjà, et un de mes amis est français. 🇫🇮🤝🏻🇨🇵

    • @jessicar3291
      @jessicar3291 Před 2 lety +3

      Congratulations 🎉!

    • @thomaslequesne5475
      @thomaslequesne5475 Před 2 lety +4

      @@late8641 As bad as Le Pen might have been, electing Macron shouldn't be a reason for anyone to feel pride.

    • @kitster900
      @kitster900 Před 2 lety

      @@thomaslequesne5475 Yes it should, because he's not Le Pen, you drastic moron

    • @Jamietheroadrunner
      @Jamietheroadrunner Před 11 měsíci

      The nazi bitch keeps cutting into his lead tho. I’m scared about what’ll happen next time 😟

  • @7thquark309
    @7thquark309 Před 4 lety +35

    That final skit was pure gold.
    Also, I'm now waiting for someone to throw milk at a politician, to complete the crepe !

    • @alkante2962
      @alkante2962 Před 2 lety +1

      Or beer, for the matter!

    • @nataliab5669
      @nataliab5669 Před 2 lety +1

      Or wine

    • @geograexperts1554
      @geograexperts1554 Před 2 lety

      Or sugar

    • @juliawitecka889
      @juliawitecka889 Před rokem

      British Politician Nigel Farage had a milkshake thrown at him on a European election tour. I know it’s not exactly the same but maybe they could make it work???

  • @Bahazo
    @Bahazo Před 7 lety +1193

    As soon as she lost I came back to watch this and it's so satisfying

    • @virdaa.8094
      @virdaa.8094 Před 7 lety +12

      TheLifeOfBaha same here

    • @thefeleapz4144
      @thefeleapz4144 Před 7 lety +6

      Of course you'd be happy. Hmmm 😑

    • @niconii9396
      @niconii9396 Před 7 lety

      The Feleapz sorry not good at following up le pin is out

    • @macaronisalad3038
      @macaronisalad3038 Před 7 lety

      less than a few days after he already got hacked by ordinary people

    • @papersamurai00
      @papersamurai00 Před 7 lety +7

      Canada only just got access to this video, and a quick google search gave this a pleasant ending.

  • @charlieni645
    @charlieni645 Před 7 lety +1665

    Leave it to John Oliver to speak french like British flavored Italian.

    • @keenachabot7495
      @keenachabot7495 Před 5 lety +38

      If that doesn't get you in John Oliver's fan mail video, nothing will.

    • @gateausalaire1872
      @gateausalaire1872 Před 5 lety +6

      As a french,i confirm that

    • @luciferheller8725
      @luciferheller8725 Před 5 lety +9

      @@gateausalaire1872 if you are, just out of curiosity, is John ACTUALLY speaking real French?

    • @williamkrause5831
      @williamkrause5831 Před 5 lety +11

      @@luciferheller8725 Yes he is. Its pretty obivous, even to a Texan like me.

    • @maximelepage7664
      @maximelepage7664 Před 5 lety +13

      @@luciferheller8725 and he's pretty good. Obviously not French born but still

  • @mest3057
    @mest3057 Před 4 lety +179

    As a French, I've found this actually very funny haha

    • @Trucmuch
      @Trucmuch Před 4 lety +3

      As a British, I think it's hilarious

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Před 2 lety +1

      As someone who is neither of those things, how the hell do you say "that weird bear" like he said, because I've been trying to look it up, but I just can't find the right word for it

    • @catnip2235
      @catnip2235 Před 2 lety

      @@eliasmg9144 you mean Chewbacca?

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Před 2 lety

      @@catnip2235 l'espace eur?!?! Je ne sais pas?!?! Comme la putain se dit????

  • @arthur__lt
    @arthur__lt Před 4 lety +11

    As a Frenchman, this is absolute gold!

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover Před 7 lety +2432

    “Larry, I am your father. By the way, your idiot mother is the one who named you Larry. I wanted to name you Luke, but what the fuck do I know?”
    - _Darth Vader to Larry Skywalker_

    • @fidorover2
      @fidorover2 Před 7 lety +21

      LMAO

    • @P1ranh4
      @P1ranh4 Před 7 lety +46

      fidorover Darth Vader aka Andy Skywalker

    • @ded9820
      @ded9820 Před 7 lety +53

      fidorover "that weird bear is right"~Tom solo

    • @aabidamn
      @aabidamn Před 7 lety +28

      " Mmuoaaaa!!!" -The Weird Bear.

    • @pemarinchhen
      @pemarinchhen Před 7 lety +3

      fuck...i cant breath!!!

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed Před 6 lety +1123

    John Oliver did a great job of highlighting how ridiculously overcomplicated the American election system is.

    • @stevenxdavis
      @stevenxdavis Před 5 lety +25

      Honestly not that complicated. The electoral college has the power, not the people.

    • @martinhold1662
      @martinhold1662 Před 5 lety +46

      @@stevenxdavis That may have been ok in the 18th century, but we've arrived in the 21st, so move on...

    • @martinhold1662
      @martinhold1662 Před 5 lety +16

      Was the only way to do it in the 18th and 19th century - but now in the 21st it may be time for something better...

    • @stevenxdavis
      @stevenxdavis Před 5 lety +8

      @@martinhold1662 with humanity integrating with technology, I believe the new generations are substantially more intelligent then any previous generation before. I agree we need a rework of our democratic system.

    • @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724
      @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 Před 5 lety +1

      Trying to represent the Rural Part of the Country is the reason the result is them winning BIGLY

  • @veggigoddess
    @veggigoddess Před měsícem +3

    Having visited France something like 18 times, I can tell you that no American or British impersonation of a French person is ever inaccurate it's not racist, it's not a caricature, it's not exaggerated, it's literally how they talk and how they are

  • @TheEnglishDutchGuys
    @TheEnglishDutchGuys Před 2 lety +10

    Is it weird that *this* video finally made me start learning French again? Yes? Good.

  • @elyecemalnati
    @elyecemalnati Před 7 lety +1215

    I'm french. The last part was extremely disturbing... and surprisingly satisfying at the same time...

    • @juukyuchan
      @juukyuchan Před 7 lety +2

      Ely Til'Mana j'avoue

    • @benb9623
      @benb9623 Před 7 lety +9

      But how was his french?

    • @juukyuchan
      @juukyuchan Před 7 lety +50

      Ben B pretty good! Just a huge accent but understandable

    • @elyecemalnati
      @elyecemalnati Před 7 lety +26

      I had to look at the eng subtitles sometimes... but it was hilarious.

    • @davidcoxinparis
      @davidcoxinparis Před 7 lety +31

      Not bad. And that means that I didn't need the subtitles to understand his French. It was clear that a French writer or translator helped him pen it. I was confused when he inserted (no pun intended) "fuck up" with a quasi-French "ou" sound, but then I laughed hard.

  • @Dzztzt
    @Dzztzt Před 7 lety +1349

    It worked John. They pulled through. I can't say it's because of you but it's entirely because of you.

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 Před 7 lety +33

      Drew Ciccotelli We pulled through, thankfully :)

    • @Dzztzt
      @Dzztzt Před 7 lety +16

      Moise Mensah Happy to hear it.

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 Před 7 lety +23

      Drew Ciccotelli We're in this together

    • @Dzztzt
      @Dzztzt Před 7 lety +21

      Moise Mensah Now more than ever.

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 Před 7 lety +38

      Drew Ciccotelli Exactly, brother from across the pond. On est ensemble as we say :) 👌🏿

  • @lucilenever
    @lucilenever Před 4 lety +15

    From France : so so so much love (and flour) (and eggs) (and some wallpaper I've just stolen).

  • @thebusiness8212
    @thebusiness8212 Před 3 lety +4

    6:16 The amount of anticipation she had to dime the guy out was hilarious. Visibly leaning forward with her smug grin.

  • @danielkufner9655
    @danielkufner9655 Před 7 lety +883

    I expected that to end with the tossing of flour and some eggs.

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 Před 7 lety +13

      He's probably saving that for after the election when he has a rant about how doomed France, Europe, and the entire world is.

    • @avedic
      @avedic Před 7 lety +9

      I never realized John was so fluent in French. He clearly knows the language quite well.
      I'm learning myself....and have gotten quite far. But...John is _far_ ahead of me. Although learning second languages is pretty common for Europeans. I lived in France for 2 years as a kid, but sadly never learned the language...I still regret that. Trying to make up for it now at 30. Anyway...John's quite fluent! Nowhere near perfect, but very well articulated and pronounced!

    • @refragerator
      @refragerator Před 7 lety +5

      His pronunciation wasn't "well", so I naturally assumed he just read it off the teleprompter after going through it with someone who speaks actual French two or three times before the show.

    • @josefinaboschero6144
      @josefinaboschero6144 Před 7 lety +1

      Daniel Kufner me too

    • @TheMechanic4games
      @TheMechanic4games Před 7 lety

      that would have been magnificent tbh

  • @mimicracra6966
    @mimicracra6966 Před 7 lety +2348

    I was a little bit ashamed to be French when I watched this but then I remembered that Trump was not my president and I felt great again.

    • @AnimeRomancelover1
      @AnimeRomancelover1 Před 7 lety +110

      wish I could say the same thing... *sigh*

    • @aliciagreen5411
      @aliciagreen5411 Před 6 lety +98

      Believe me, I didn't vote Trump and multiple times a day I'm ashamed he's our leader and embarassed to be an American.

    • @nopeg5730
      @nopeg5730 Před 6 lety +39

      I was a month too young to vote. I keep asking my dad if we can move back to Dublin where my grandma was born... because of Trump's idiocy

    • @otherpill7008
      @otherpill7008 Před 6 lety +5

      Alicia Green you are not the sole person who can decide the fate of your country.

    • @lonelylenny4014
      @lonelylenny4014 Před 6 lety +38

      And I'm Swiss and I just sit here

  • @sirsquirrel6176
    @sirsquirrel6176 Před 2 lety +14

    It’s scary that this is almost the same scenario as 2022

    • @NisarKhan-jm1uh
      @NisarKhan-jm1uh Před 2 lety +1

      Well Macron won a second term. What do you think?

    • @sirsquirrel6176
      @sirsquirrel6176 Před 2 lety

      @@NisarKhan-jm1uh If we ignore the raw numbers and just focus on the event, it’s almost identical to last time.

    • @NisarKhan-jm1uh
      @NisarKhan-jm1uh Před 2 lety

      @@sirsquirrel6176 I get what you are saying. I personally wanted Jean luc melenchon to win

  • @gyurhanaziz7676
    @gyurhanaziz7676 Před 3 lety +5

    "So you think you can France" hhghghggh

  • @UbiquitousCthulhu
    @UbiquitousCthulhu Před 5 lety +1316

    "The devil works hard, but John Oliver works harder"

  • @jarivessonen6247
    @jarivessonen6247 Před 7 lety +129

    The Adventures of Larry Skywalker & That Weird Bear needs to be the next animated series. Make it happen, Disney!

  • @jchandler6003
    @jchandler6003 Před 2 lety +6

    Just saying that throwing flour and eggs at each is a really normal thing in France among teens, I had no idea it was weird until now lmao

  • @nekdonikde5317
    @nekdonikde5317 Před 2 lety +5

    It's even funnier the second time.

  • @vonhaig
    @vonhaig Před 7 lety +138

    The French have a thing for baking goods and politicians. One of my French friends can't go home because he's technically still wanted for throwing eggs at Sarkozy.

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 Před 7 lety +9

      Wow, that guy isn't even a pres for a long time.

  • @dattebayo155
    @dattebayo155 Před 7 lety +114

    Larry Skywalker and the weird bear really did it! Vive la france!

  • @catlaw1997
    @catlaw1997 Před 4 lety +12

    Lmao! I have never heard French spoken with a German accent before. Nicely done!

  • @fallout560
    @fallout560 Před 2 lety +10

    ...And we're back

  • @Xurahn
    @Xurahn Před 6 lety +273

    "No one wants your wallpaper, you catastrophically weird person" I love you, John.

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters Před 4 lety +3

      Does anyone know if that's a weak translation of a French expression?

    • @maths5789
      @maths5789 Před 4 lety +9

      @@TheHadMatters it's not, she's just catastrophically weird indeed

    • @cthulucoon
      @cthulucoon Před 4 lety +5

      @@TheHadMatters She was comparing an apartment with the country. Classical racist fear of imposing Islam and stealing social aid.

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas Před 4 lety

      lmao

    • @Caramoule
      @Caramoule Před 4 lety +1

      @@cthulucoon islam is not à race
      Islam is an ideology like fascism or communism

  • @chriswestergaard4506
    @chriswestergaard4506 Před 7 lety +260

    Who's watching this now after the election results?

    • @wce4eva843
      @wce4eva843 Před 6 lety

      Me.

    • @KeithBarnesLife
      @KeithBarnesLife Před 6 lety

      Me

    • @liamcdm3689
      @liamcdm3689 Před 6 lety

      Chris Westergaard Me. I liked Le Pen (because of economic and immigration reasons), but I also have a sense of humor, so I laughed quite a bit.

  • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
    @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV Před 4 lety +56

    10% unemployment is a good start, but... when will the other 90% get to be happy? :)

  • @rosepicquenard6433
    @rosepicquenard6433 Před 4 lety +18

    I've never seen so many french stereotypes reunited in one single show: AMAZING.

  • @Dragunov212
    @Dragunov212 Před 5 lety +2648

    France: *THE ONLY BAGUETTE I LIKE IS THE ONE WHO CAN PIERCE AN ENGLISH MANS THROAT!*

    • @heiwiik8744
      @heiwiik8744 Před 5 lety +20

      yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724
      @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 Před 5 lety +72

      I will never know why Americans think you guys just give up. If anything France takes the Blitzkrieg Straight on to the face.

    • @desireeochoa1354
      @desireeochoa1354 Před 4 lety +99

      lmfao. I read that in a Scottish accent .

    • @desireeochoa1354
      @desireeochoa1354 Před 4 lety +14

      @@H-to-O lol. yup, one of my favorites. the "no thanks" commercial mom had me laughing and cringing

    • @kiotw1243
      @kiotw1243 Před 4 lety +1

      thats what it sounds like when they try to speak our language ^^

  • @doraesmephi9182
    @doraesmephi9182 Před 7 lety +749

    That moment when John Oliver mentions Cheminade but not Benoit Hamon...

    • @GlorWolf
      @GlorWolf Před 7 lety +64

      RIP Benoit Hamon

    • @stardust_sonic
      @stardust_sonic Před 7 lety +9

      Dora Esmephi Well, the socialist party has lost anyway no matter who's running for the party. After all, it's the party of François Hollande, so, yeah. We don't want the socialist party back.

    • @OdyMilani
      @OdyMilani Před 7 lety +1

      Dora Esmephi 💚💚❤ *I like* 💚💚❤

    • @Atriiid
      @Atriiid Před 7 lety +13

      We don't want the socialist party back but still Macron is at the top of the polls... and Emmanuel Macron is the legitimate successor of our president François Hollande since he was his economic minister and since Benoit Hamont was an opponent to François Hollande's policy.

    • @julianlineo9559
      @julianlineo9559 Před 7 lety

      Ася Николаева yo

  •  Před 2 měsíci +2

    as a french, i absolutely loved Jon Oliver take on our election

  • @jajai6377
    @jajai6377 Před 4 lety +82

    The thing about the wallpaper was badly translated, she didn't say "they're going to remove your wallpaper" but rather "they're going to change your wallpaper"
    which I think is a metaphor about migrants changing the political and ideological landscape of a country when they live in it.

    • @jajai6377
      @jajai6377 Před 3 lety +3

      @Flekk Bone Gnawer no... it's definitely not. You may not agree with it but it does make much more sense than "people stealing your wallpaper"

    • @someonenothere8818
      @someonenothere8818 Před 3 lety +12

      But that's such a weird metaphor to use still lol. That was why it sounded so off.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Před 2 lety

      Well if you put it that way

    • @alexandrezani
      @alexandrezani Před 2 lety +1

      To be honest, even the inaccurate translation said "removed", not "steal", so even with the translation it sounds like she's talking about said people redecorating your house, not running away with the wallpaper.
      She's still a horrible piece of garbage.

    • @anndevries8267
      @anndevries8267 Před 2 lety

      Even so still a monumentally stupid metaphore to use

  • @jibee1633
    @jibee1633 Před 7 lety +558

    It really pisses me off that people forget what the EU was created for. It was essentially a pact to ensure European stability after two World Wars, and people now discard for no other reason than egoism and blind fear. People are so quick to forget what happened merely 70 years ago, and we wonder why history repeats himself...

    • @JDS141NZ
      @JDS141NZ Před 7 lety +29

      I'm not so sure they have forgotten, maybe they are more concerned with the current situation. Seeing what the EU started as and what it has become I don't know if I can blame them.

    • @P1ranh4
      @P1ranh4 Před 7 lety +18

      Jibee yeah, it's worrying. Unfortunately the EU has gone a lot further in the past decades and it's no longer just a small pact, it's a long set of rules, laws and regulations which don't always go well with the laws and ways of each individual country.

    • @allo4724
      @allo4724 Před 7 lety +5

      everyone talks shit about africa but people forget the crusades but not just 1 but 2 world wars happened in Europe because they hated each other

    • @Enryaa
      @Enryaa Před 7 lety +23

      Jibee People are not that stupid. A lot of us are all for peace and beautiful fraternity ideals, but horrified by the neoliberal policies and impossibility to make democratic economic decisions within the EU because of super strict and unfair monetary treaties. Surprise, all anti EU are not stupid xenophobic people. A lot of us are people with a left political sensitivity and a great love for the European ideal. We simply can't stand seeing it being turned in the current neoliberal monstruosity that it is now. Seriously, get educated on the question before spreading clichés like this.

    • @Enryaa
      @Enryaa Před 7 lety +5

      Thinking that the Eu in its current antidemocratic, hypercompetitive state is the only way to collaborate peacefully between Europeans: that is was is highly dangerous.

  • @971djem
    @971djem Před 7 lety +417

    Ok ! Just for you I will lift my ass off the couch to go vote next sunday^^

    • @JeeeeeZ289
      @JeeeeeZ289 Před 7 lety +7

      D Mars why wouldnt u

    • @MrLiquidxIce
      @MrLiquidxIce Před 7 lety

      D Mars so who gets the vote ?

    • @971djem
      @971djem Před 7 lety +3

      Don't you find it hard to move out off the couch a sunday when you had a full stressful week and just want to lay there doing nothing ?
      (but then remember it's election time and you actually have to go because we could end up with a possible DT on our head.....)

    • @971djem
      @971djem Před 7 lety +14

      Either Melanchon or Hamon get the vote.....

    • @impgala
      @impgala Před 7 lety +5

      hamon sounds reasonable

  • @v_loves_books
    @v_loves_books Před 11 měsíci +2

    THIS IS HILARIOUS ON SO MANY LEVELS BECAUSE I AM FRENCH

  • @tabledespiongaming302
    @tabledespiongaming302 Před 2 lety +7

    I really want him to make a sequel to this episode, every election in France is funny

  • @PaulZink
    @PaulZink Před 7 lety +428

    Oliver's ending as a black and white French "Nouvelle Vague" film was perfect, right down to the closing credits in French. So perfect, it seems the French voters took his advice!

    • @LexiLSify
      @LexiLSify Před 6 lety +9

      Except if you take a look at what Macron is doing, it's still not that great, maybe people should have voted differently in the first round.

    • @elijahruby4540
      @elijahruby4540 Před 6 lety +2

      LexiLSify Melonchon is a good guy

    • @creamcity1893
      @creamcity1893 Před 6 lety +2

      Elijah Ruby he does seem like a honest soul...i get good vibes too

    •  Před 6 lety +1

      well... Macron isn't really better than LePen, they're both terrible... we're all in deep shit

    • @winterain17
      @winterain17 Před 5 lety +1

      Both are toxic but at least Macron isn't as racist and homophobic as Le Pen

  • @EvilBigMad
    @EvilBigMad Před 7 lety +2429

    We carry backing ingredients for our politicians because we don't have any guns

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos Před 7 lety +185

      StudioPlacard we didn't shoot our political candidates in the us....recently anyway. but I have to admit the flour is inspired. it's a pain to get out of your clothes and hair

    • @EvilBigMad
      @EvilBigMad Před 7 lety +21

      too bad, they obviously deserve it :(

    • @SeraphimRoad
      @SeraphimRoad Před 7 lety +3

      I always thought it was Antrax in powder form or atleast rat poison

    • @royalradish9412
      @royalradish9412 Před 7 lety +23

      Baking ingredients*

    • @owenmcculloch3285
      @owenmcculloch3285 Před 7 lety +2

      StudioPlacard pocket flour!

  • @Zboubou
    @Zboubou Před 2 lety +5

    I miss my weekly dose of John Oliver to make this grim world a funnier one. Hopefully he'll do a piece about the upcoming French elections, this piece was absolutely golden!

  • @laofoto
    @laofoto Před 2 lety +3

    5 years later, here we go again 😂

  • @xylophone897
    @xylophone897 Před 7 lety +1080

    "French Brexit"
    Brexit is a word now

    • @pflavie9360
      @pflavie9360 Před 7 lety +14

      xylophone yep, welcome to the XXIst century

    • @orihimebleach18
      @orihimebleach18 Před 7 lety +11

      a word created by a French man by the way x) it's very ironic

    • @LaurisStephani
      @LaurisStephani Před 7 lety +94

      it's actually called Frexit.

    • @gregunverzagt7791
      @gregunverzagt7791 Před 7 lety

      Изабелла Ковалёва t

    • @Dragonsongz1
      @Dragonsongz1 Před 7 lety +2

      DAMN. GOT HERE TOO LATE.
      I was gonna call it the Frexit ;w;
      Can't wait for the Sprexit tho

  • @sameershahzad293
    @sameershahzad293 Před 7 lety +42

    That star wars reference at the end, "help us france your our only hope" is golden

    • @frederikrollmann
      @frederikrollmann Před 7 lety +1

      That and the Amelie-like outro. Awesome little references.

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k Před 2 lety +7

    Ah shit, here we go again

  • @Oumegi
    @Oumegi Před rokem +4

    This aged well.

  • @jajajajaja34932
    @jajajajaja34932 Před 7 lety +607

    I'm French, and although this was a vague summary of what is actually happenning right now here, i got to say, that lovely british accent of yours was surprisingly pleasant to hear. For an english guy, you manage to speak french without spitting too much on your wine! Keep the good work Jean Olivier, and don't worry for us, we are way too french to elect a castrating old witch at office.

    • @Basementjacks
      @Basementjacks Před 7 lety +23

      There is still hope! (Edit): i'm very glad to see the replies are all positive and in unity! :')

    • @30adka
      @30adka Před 7 lety +27

      USA didnt elect a castrating old witch also. That's why Trump win

    • @walruspanda8768
      @walruspanda8768 Před 7 lety +7

      I find that this segment didn't talk enough about Melenchon who is as much of a threat as Le Pen

    • @smac919
      @smac919 Před 7 lety +37

      lol Jean Olivier.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 Před 7 lety +20

      May the French people take more inspiration from the Dutch election than the US one, and leave the candidates opposed to the very ideas of liberté, egalité and fraternité well out of positions of power. Vive la France!

  • @learnenglishwithjojo
    @learnenglishwithjojo Před 7 lety +919

    LastWeekTonight please turn on the option for us to add French subtitles so French people who don't speak English well can watch this video and not just the end!

    • @TheWindowsPCVidsOfficial
      @TheWindowsPCVidsOfficial Před 7 lety +8

      +

    • @warstoneszlatcha2921
      @warstoneszlatcha2921 Před 7 lety +5

      LEARN ENGLISH WITH JOJO t'inquiète on comprend

    • @matthias5203
      @matthias5203 Před 7 lety +1

      LEARN ENGLISH WITH JOJO Des français ?

    • @SketchAndEtch
      @SketchAndEtch Před 7 lety +27

      Here's a more permanent solution: learn basic english like rest of the world.

    • @falcau9089
      @falcau9089 Před 7 lety +3

      LEARN ENGLISH WITH JOJO YES ! I'm French viewer and i want understand more of what think american or english people about French politic ! :) (sorry , i speak english quiet well)

  • @vijayanchomatil8413
    @vijayanchomatil8413 Před měsícem +2

    "So you think you can FRANCE?" That would be the perfect name for a show where PROUD French can compete! nice!

  • @GiveMeFive-GMF
    @GiveMeFive-GMF Před 4 lety +10

    Last Week Tonight is one of the most important shows on TV right now, without question!

  • @niamhoneill595
    @niamhoneill595 Před 7 lety +115

    I thought he would get flour thrown at him in the end.

  • @ijustfelldown
    @ijustfelldown Před 6 lety +1588

    That one time a nation actually listened to John Oliver for the better.
    Edit: Not liking how this aged.

    • @bobjoe109
      @bobjoe109 Před 6 lety +87

      I Just Fell Down Canada listened and elected Justin Trudeau instead of that other guy

    •  Před 6 lety +86

      yeah... well Macron isn't really better than LePen sadly... both are horrible :( we failed in the first round and now Macron is killing us

    • @khm8910
      @khm8910 Před 5 lety +7

      So I guess it was really like when we elected trump

    • @benmohatun
      @benmohatun Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah I don't know it was a pretty close call though...

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC Před 5 lety +16

      Well, Scotland listened when it threatened secession the first time and John begged them not to do it. And then there was John and Michael Myers telling Canadians not to vote for Stephen Harper

  • @ColonelPeppers
    @ColonelPeppers Před 3 lety +9

    And that is how you win an Emmy.

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 Před 3 lety +63

    Well it appears that it will be Macron and Le Pen in the second round again in the next French Election in 2022 so John just needs to do is slightly alter the script he used for this one and he's good to go.

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil Před 3 lety +5

      She might win. Centrism and neoliberalism are the gateways to extreme conservative fascism. Obama and the Clintons paved the way for Trump and Macron could be the red carpet for Le Pen. Shows like this should stop idolizing "centrist bankers" as ideal politicians.

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 Před 3 lety

      @@dirrdevil Have you seen the latest polls? Macron now has a 31% to 23% lead in the first round and the second round polling went from 53-47 to 60-40 in the span of 2-4 weeks. Besides it works the other way. Brexit has increased the support for Northern Ireland to join the Republic of Ireland from 13% in 2015 to 35-43 and a 9% Sien Fein lead for next year's Northern Ireland Assembly election. Also the Scottish Independence polls show a 45% leave to 48% stay. The 2014 referendum was 45-55

    • @TheLily97232
      @TheLily97232 Před 2 lety

      Not if people do not vote witg their brain in their ass it won't

    • @the8thgemmer467
      @the8thgemmer467 Před 2 lety

      In the regional elections it was LR PS though.

    • @reinerbraun5859
      @reinerbraun5859 Před 2 lety +1

      It was true back six month ago but nowadays doing anything about the french elections without talking about the incredibly fast rise of Eric Zemmour would be pretty inaccurate

  • @lolthestupid
    @lolthestupid Před 5 lety +729

    "L' Angleterre et Les Etats-Unis en fucked up!" Best line ever said by John Oliver.

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas Před 4 lety +1

      Second that!

    • @lt8566
      @lt8566 Před 3 lety +32

      "L' Angleterre et les Etats-Unis ONT fucked up" and not " en fucked up"
      XD (yes i'm french).

    • @lolthestupid
      @lolthestupid Před 3 lety +6

      @@lt8566 ffffff yeah I was wondering how long it would last before someone inevitablement corrects me.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix Před 3 lety +9

      FOOKED OOP

    • @TheLily97232
      @TheLily97232 Před 2 lety

      Well.... let's see how much we will fuck up that time

  •  Před 7 lety +286

    How did someone pass up the opportunity to hit Macron with a macaron?!

    • @alex180111
      @alex180111 Před 7 lety +9

      Well we french don't really think the two words sound the same ^^

    • @misakruspe22
      @misakruspe22 Před 7 lety +59

      because you don't waste macarons for that. macarons are delicious and frickin' expensive dude

    • @LePICTOCUBE
      @LePICTOCUBE Před 7 lety

      Flash si je me suis déjà fait la réflexion ^^

    • @Anatsuii
      @Anatsuii Před 7 lety +8

      dude, Macarons are too good to be thrown at this guy, he doesn't deserve a Macaron
      He deserve a nasty old egg that will ruin his 10 000$ suits his wife paid him

    • @paupey7594
      @paupey7594 Před 7 lety +7

      Yeah, it sounds more like "maquereau" (French for "mackerel", but we also use this word to mean "a pimp" for some reason) ^^

  • @jannagriffith5101
    @jannagriffith5101 Před 4 lety +6

    John Oliver speaking French was the wholesome content I never knew I needed

  • @diego-jw7jz
    @diego-jw7jz Před 2 lety +7

    He we are go again

  • @yurikana
    @yurikana Před 7 lety +663

    Le Pen: "Would you accept 12 illegal immigrants moving into your flat?"
    Me: "I wouldn't accept 12 anyone moving into my flat."

    • @loonachan
      @loonachan Před 7 lety +138

      It only takes one... to steal your wallpaper.

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC Před 7 lety +45

      That must be a really strange illegal to want to steal wallpaper

    • @Sunny-wz5yg
      @Sunny-wz5yg Před 7 lety +4

      A Concerned Citizen i

    • @jim7601
      @jim7601 Před 7 lety +6

      A Concerned Citizen kinda her point wasn't it ?

    • @psantosd1
      @psantosd1 Před 7 lety +4

      False equivalence is false

  • @moptisevare183
    @moptisevare183 Před 4 lety +566

    Very good account of French politics. Shows me how well this show researches their material. He also used the stereotypes in a smart way, I laughed at each and every one of them.

    • @pierrealexandre1105
      @pierrealexandre1105 Před 4 lety +4

      Renaud Chomette oui et non, je trouve que traduire « changer le papier-peint » en « voler le papier-peint » est un poil malhonnête
      J’aime beaucoup cette émission mais c’est souvent qu’ils font ce genre de choses

    • @FlowziMowzi
      @FlowziMowzi Před 4 lety +5

      @@pierrealexandre1105 mouais, mais au final c'est un peu la même chose nan?

    • @flodzz
      @flodzz Před 4 lety +5

      @@FlowziMowzije suis heureux de constater que je ne suis pas le seul à avoir ce genre de vidéo en recommendation 3 ans après

    • @justsomeone1757
      @justsomeone1757 Před 4 lety +1

      pierre alexandre boul bon voila un autre qui s’intéresse un peu trop au papier peint. Ça va la France?

    • @Caramoule
      @Caramoule Před 4 lety

      @@justsomeone1757 c'est une métaphore en fait pour désigner la transformation culturelle du pays mais si vous êtes trop con pour comprendre une métaphore deux possibilités
      Où vous avez fait des études non littéraires et oublier les acquis du collège
      Où vous êtes con

  • @eduardososa843
    @eduardososa843 Před 2 lety +5

    3:18, 6:12, 8:44 Baking assault

  • @jdrancho1864
    @jdrancho1864 Před 2 lety +4

    Damn - it wasn't until we got to Hollande before I realized we are looking at footage from four years ago. Plus ca change ..

  • @mathildebeuscher2970
    @mathildebeuscher2970 Před 7 lety +20

    Are you kidding me, that hologram was freaking cool 😀

  • @ktfilms89
    @ktfilms89 Před 2 lety +2

    I wanna get a team together to go steal Le Pens wallpaper.

  • @brucifer2332
    @brucifer2332 Před 2 lety +6

    I can't wait for him to cover round two of the French elections between Macron and La Pen.

  • @caterinadenice4402
    @caterinadenice4402 Před 7 lety +389

    I'm French and I literally almost laughed to death at this video! Thank you so much, Larry Oliver! You are the best!

    • @loneranger718
      @loneranger718 Před 7 lety +3

      +Brice Denice Who's Larry?

    • @Andre.felipe84
      @Andre.felipe84 Před 7 lety +8

      I'm not French and I hope you support Le Pen. :)

    • @goblin2bis707
      @goblin2bis707 Před 7 lety +22

      i am french and i am not supporting Nazis and Fascists friend as Le Pen, also a Putin's puppet as Trump. French is better than this as the USA

    • @nesa1126
      @nesa1126 Před 7 lety +1

      Vote for Le Pen for shit and giggles. Show em that France can fuck up even more.

    • @Alexroux78
      @Alexroux78 Před 7 lety +1

      nobody cares you're all french, dudes !

  • @lllfff3628
    @lllfff3628 Před 7 lety +1495

    I'm a German Person, but all Ihre can say: Vive la Fránce!
    Long live the German-French friendship! Long live a united, tolerant and peaceful Europe!

    • @victorfranfrankrike6126
      @victorfranfrankrike6126 Před 6 lety +33

      💕

    • @hieronyma_
      @hieronyma_ Před 6 lety +20

      Nein.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před 6 lety +12

      +lll fff
      Not to be mean, but I think the French and Germans hate each other more than the British and Germans/French.
      And those hate each other a lot.

    • @victorfranfrankrike6126
      @victorfranfrankrike6126 Před 6 lety +84

      Widdekuu91 you are totally wrong , we close to each other .In my school, almost everyone have a german friend, I have a lot of german friends and I had german girlfriends.
      Then you can't say that... and actually, this year , I understood that it was easier to be friend with a german guy (when u are french ) than with a Dutch , danish and so on ( PS : I really love dutch and Danish people , don't worry ahah )

    • @AXEUROLder
      @AXEUROLder Před 6 lety +6

      Yeah, Europe won't live long being tolerant to everyone, including people who keep plowing through crowds on trucks.

  • @brandonayong5823
    @brandonayong5823 Před 2 lety +16

    I actually find the French voting system way more logical than the US one

    • @yannicklucas1836
      @yannicklucas1836 Před 2 lety +1

      It's a democratic one, which US one isn't. Trump was elected while having less votes than Clinton...

    • @weegeedabaldy
      @weegeedabaldy Před 2 lety +6

      It is not perfect, however. We are pushed to make strategic votes to avoid the election of people who seem dangerous to us (and it is people like Macron who always take advantage of it)
      In France, many of us would like to see a "ranking" vote, for example.

    • @NisarKhan-jm1uh
      @NisarKhan-jm1uh Před 2 lety +1

      @@weegeedabaldy a ranked choice vote system would be a lot better and more democratic than the first past the post system that alot of countries have

    • @M42-Orion-Nebula
      @M42-Orion-Nebula Před 2 lety

      @@weegeedabaldy Single Transferable Vote?

    • @M42-Orion-Nebula
      @M42-Orion-Nebula Před 2 lety

      @@weegeedabaldy Here is a good explaination video by CGP Grey. czcams.com/video/l8XOZJkozfI/video.html

  • @al-baraael-hag1237
    @al-baraael-hag1237 Před 2 lety +4

    Here we go again lol. Whose back here in 2022.

  • @tancredeadnot5276
    @tancredeadnot5276 Před 5 lety +1380

    I work at the French Parliament a'd everytime I come and shake hand with Jean Lassale I think about the "So you think you can France" ^^
    But for real, he's a really nice person :)
    on the other hand, Marine Le Pen hasn:t done much work... she does not even read the bills we debate on and mostly make political postures instead of arguing over the technical sides of the bills... when she's here (which is another problem...)

    • @XX2Media
      @XX2Media Před 4 lety +36

      Has Marine Le Pen been like this since before her election loss as well? Seems to me that if she's this type of person in general, France and her people do not need a rambling, absentee leader. I may only be a Texan (doesn't seem like much, but I'm a proud one) yet these stories interest me greatly.

    • @tancredeadnot5276
      @tancredeadnot5276 Před 4 lety +89

      @@XX2Media she was a member of the European Parliament before and has been condemned for misuse of public and parliamentary funds. She also made false hirings and her voting record isn't very much proving q high level of presence. To be honest, I saw her last week but that was like... the first time for a while.

    • @tancredeadnot5276
      @tancredeadnot5276 Před 4 lety +59

      @@XX2Media it is commonly accepted that, even though she makes terrific scores at the elections, she hasn't much knowledge regarding central topics, especially economics.

    • @XX2Media
      @XX2Media Před 4 lety +33

      @@tancredeadnot5276 My goodness! Then she is every bit of what I heard about her before I even saw this John Oliver episode. My local press has run a story or two about the French elections at the time and Le Pen scared a few people. Then I saw this show and your comments to make my own opinion: Marine Le Pen is a psychopath...

    • @XX2Media
      @XX2Media Před 4 lety +26

      @@tancredeadnot5276 As for Mr. Lassalle, he does seem like a genuine person who fought for his constituents. I know nothing of his politics but those kinds of ads would certainly strike quite a few American voters' minds, in my opinion.