Saruman vs. Palpatine
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There's something so visceral about the metal pipe sound when you hits the wall, its brilliant
"Hang on, this was your idea"
Thank yousa for the suggestion
@@JarJarStudiosPlus you're welcome JarJar, thank you for using it 😊
Yes, and if he did, that’s probably how he would react to him!
Almost spit out my drink, it made me laugh 😂
Funny how Christopher Lee played 2 Iconic characters in 2 Iconic franchises.
the same iconic character in two different franchises
@@JarJarStudiosPlusif that’s the case, then this was Dooku’s Revenge against Palpatine for having Anakin kill him.
Hilarious!!! Please, don’t!!!! The Window scene was a part of this too 😂😂😂
Before Dooku, he was Dracula
Way more. Count Dracula, Count Roshfor in 3 musketeers, etc...
Because he's the Master
Somehow, Dooku returned...
And with an epic beard too.
Dooku the White.
his head grew back like deadpool
I have returned to you now at the turn of the tide.
Still a better idea than anything Disney has ever made.
I love when yoda walked in Saruman immediately hit him away
Cur!
That was the point when I clicked the like button.
It was the right choice.
Yoda snuck up behind Sauramon and scared him, Sauramon slapping him away was a knee jerk reaction. lol
Probably because Saruman considered this his fight & not Yoda’s.
Sidious: "Tyranus what the hell are you wearing?"
darth sidious that's not count dooku, that's is saruman the white.
@@user-qj3wx2tx2b Nay, Saruman the White is no longer. Saruman the Wise has become Saruman of Many Colours!
@christianbryan7474 so Saruman is now pro LGBT?
@@M0rshu64 Nah, just pro conquest
@@christianbryan7474 way better
"Dooku? Yes. That's what they used to call me. Dooku the Count. I am Dooku the Annihilator."
Best comment. You win.
Dooku of Many Colours.
"The victory at Helms deep does not belong to you!".
Palpatine must be wondering what the heck Dooku is talking about, nevermind the outfit.
😂😂😂
"I thought Anakin killed this asshole."
A castle of a planet in a distant solar system called Arda.
the Rebels : Thanks for free the galaxy from the sith.
Saruman: Oh i wouldn't say freed more like under under new management!
Titan approves! 😂😂😂
And that new management is…
Sauron: _flaming eye watching intensifies_
_Black speech of Mordor intensifies_
@@waleedabdullahkhan5706oh damn Orcs with blasters!
@@grandmofftarkin1516 Yuuzhan Vong. lol
"By the way, where is my twin brother, Count Dooku?"
its seems in your anger you killed him
What about my cousin, Count Dracula?
@@ericdunn7352Sidious: The god of the Sith?
No, From the Hammer films of the late 50s, to 1972.
@@ericdunn7352 Wasn’t an actual question. It’s something I think Sidious would ask since Dracula is a character I imagine could be seen as an ancient Sith deity
Saruman: *Closes the door* "I am not locked in here with you, You are locked in here with me" while yoda pretends to sleep
👍
😂
Mixing Dookus lines and Sarumans lines was a great idea
Saruman: "My old friend, my powers have doubled since the last time we met Palps"
Palpatine: "And my wrinkles have doubled since the last time we met"
Saruman: "Twice the wrinkles, double the old"
Well played👏👏
Palpatine: “And yet, you’re still far older than me.”
“You have been overcome. By Saruman the Wrinkly”
“Noooo….”
"Halfling's leaf"
We call them deathsticks here, boomer.
"Wanna buy some deathstickzz?"
@@bulletgrievous
You don't want to sell me deathsticks
I don't wanna sell you deathstickzzz
@@bulletgrievous "You want to go home and rethink your life."
@@Vikingr4Jesus5919
I want to go home and rethink my life
"Tenth level, thousands of battle droids"
"Tens of thousands"
but there is no such army!
Ten thousand level! Ten battle droids! They're on steroids...
Buffed droids
@@sugdolomar There's no war here. Unless there's war here.
@@JarJarStudiosPlus But my lord there IS no such force
Palp's Shire Weed dealer came for his money. No one Sharks the Sharky.
This is underrated as fuck, considering what happens to Saruman in the Shire in the LOTR novels lol
Funniest shit I've read in a while lol
Lmao sharky, amazing reference!
Nobody efs with Mr. Scaramanga.
Lmao good one
"Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plageusthe wise?"
"Plageus the wise... PLAGEUS THE FOOL!!!"
Plagues the midichlorian tamer!
Two can play at that game Dooku the White, or should I say, Dooku the Stupid.
@@johnathonclayton6964
what?! °-°
@@spiffygonzales5160 Dooku the Silly!
@@johnathonclayton6964
Stop that! 😶
That lightsaber pull edit was so good.
I didn’t even think it was possible!!! That was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one 😁 so awesome!!!! I think Dooku came back as Saruman the White, a more powerful and stronger version who can use the force against Palpatine 😲😲
Mesa thought of it last minute while making it. Yousa can actually see the moment on stream mesa decided to do it
@@JarJarStudiosPlus A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
The alternate universe where Dooku wasn’t killed by Anakin.
Nah where he was killed but somehow returned for revenge.
@@henryslager9406 Somehow Dooku Returned
That was Dooku the Grey. This is Dooku the white
Look what Dooku morphed into after his duel with Obi-Wan and Anakin.
From Dooku the grey to Dooku the white
@@JarJarStudiosPlus wouldn't it be Dooku the blaaaa never mind
@@b1gbreezzzy718FBI open up
Ben said that after death he will be more powerfull. Doku was Jedy but I guess this rule still aplied him
Palps: "Saruman, you survived!"
Yoda: "Or should I say...DARTH STINKY!!!"
I understood that reference
@@kylemorgan505 I assumed most people do by now.
*Curr!* *Slaps
Or Darth stinky say should i*
The "CUR!!" + bitch slap combo was one of the most unexpected and hilarious things I've seen in quite a while. Thank you for a serious laugh.
Count Dooku got revenge on Yoda and finally beat him up.
The dark lord of the sith from the shadows will never be crowned king!
Love that line
Palpatine would be the type of person to destroy the One Ring just to protect HIS galaxy from Sauron's Terms of Service.
That would probably be his plan... until it somehow ended up in the palm of his hand. He thinks to himself, "Why waste the effort on such a precious little thing? I'll just keep it in my pocket for the time being. "
Hell no palpatine is the perfect host for the ring. he be taking that shi and become Sauron’s puppet.
Nah there's no way Palps would be able to destroy the ring.
@@TalkingBen-ftw Eh, Tolkien did say that for those with a strong enough will, they could master the ring and overthrow Sauron. The only problem is that to do this, they would have to claim it, use it, and become corrupted by it so that at the end, the world would still have a dark lord.
Which in Palpatine's case would be more of the same, except with his powers augmented beyond belief.
@@morgant.dulaman8733 Palpatine is a human and is easily influenced by power he would fair no better than Saruman
"As you see, my Jedi powers are far beyond your magic." - Count Duchebag
"Halfling's leaf"
It's canon: Yoda confronted Palpatine for stealing his ketamine.
I'm just saying I think I saw Dooku run into the senate building with Yoda, he was dressed like a hobo and carrying a long stick of wood, said something about little people and pain, knew those force users were trouble
As if anyone could resist the power of Cristopher Lee!
Hayden: you underestimate my power!
Saruman vs Count Dooku please that would be so funny.
This is actually a masterpiece, these characters and their powers work seamlessly together
I also thinks its lore accurate (as much as a crossover could be), considering that the Maiar should be much more powerful than some Jedi or Sith.
@@garnauklaufen6704 The movie actually does a disservice to the scene where the survivors of Helms Deep enter the ruins of Isengard.
In the movie, Saruman just shoots a fireball at Gandalf. In the book, he's much more ethereal. He's able to extend his will and infect the minds of everyone except Legolas, Gimli, and Gandalf. He causes everyone to second guess his intentions, and even feel shameful and stupid for standing against him despite the fact that just a little while before he had raised an army with the sole purpose of killing every last one of them. His spell only breaks when he loses his composure at Gandalf's pity.
The crossover we always knew we needed but never admitted it
Impossible. Somehow Count Dooku returned as Saruman
no actually count dooku and saruman are not same person they are two complete different characters voiced by christopher li.
@@user-qj3wx2tx2bLee*
"Poggle owes allegiance to noone, but if he should side with the enemy a planet killing superweapon could be used to terrible effect."
"What enemy?"
0:24 lmao
Even Palp is like “wtf is going on”
"You do not know pain, you do not know fear....you shall taste palpatine flesh!!!" :)
That made me belly laugh
Papa palpatine wont be able to make another podcast due to unknown avents
Palpatine really though he stood a chance against what is essentially a biblically accurate angel in human form.
Gotta admire that level of self confidence.
I love that Saruman is just seconds earlier then Yoda while confronting Sidious
Now I can't stop thinking about Yoda hanging out with Merry and Pippin smoking Dagobah green.
Seeing Yoda getting slapped across the room was the best part of the video. I think we've all been waiting to see that for a long time, lol.
I'm an absolute mark for Christopher Lee, and I'm so glad you take every opportunity to make him as badass as possible in whatever form he comes in.
That's the most effort I've seen someone use to take down those guards. Very well done by the way.
Yoda playing possum hoping that Saruman leaves him was brilliant.
"Dooku? Just WHAT have you done with your hair?!"
"I'm no longer the Count Dooku whom you betrayed... I am Count Dooku the White."
1:30 i like how saruman can use the force, he is a wizard after all.
This is the best video you made, darth jar jar. 👏👏
Saruman as ainur had telekinesis
Sidious: “You will not stop me, Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us"
Saruman: “So you have chosen death"
It is now my head cannon that Saruman and Palpatine are life long friends that eventually fought each other for the ring. :)
Dooku of many colours is bitter at both his former masters and now serves a third one 😂
“You have elected the way of pain”
“No. I have elected the way of POWAAAA!!!”
This is hilarious. Great work once jar jar studios
At first you might think this is low-balling Sidious too much, but then you remember that Saruman is essentially a fallen angel. 💀
0:21 hahaha. Genius to use footage from Empire Strikes Back here.
I didn't even notice it for the first few times XD
Dooku change his class from space paladin to badass wizard
It seems that Sidious's order 'Kill him now.' backfired on him, heavily...
This was golden, i always knew that Tyranus was the strongest of them all 😂
Beautiful
We need a sequel!
Lego Jar Jar Approved 👍
i didnt know i needed this today but i did
Bruh Dooku's looking so different here 😂
"You did not seriously think you could contend with the will of Sauron?"
"I AM Sauron!"
"Whut?"
"Whut?"
Yoda: *slowly waddles in the room*
Saruman: *stoves yodas head in*
I was not expecting that, so many tears lmfao
Yoda walking in behind Saruman got me 😂
Saruman standing over palpatine while palps was begging more mercy was soooooooo hilarious
Christopher Lee is the true legend, and will always be. He'll never be forgotten as a legendary actor 🙏
Amazingly edited. Can’t wait to see more LOTR X SW vids.
What would happen if Palpatine told Samwise about the tragedy of Darth Smeagus the Wise? 😂😂😂
He could even stop…
*Ki Adi Mindi interrupting*: “Your Mother”
Wow Dooku really let himself go after he (somehow) Returned.
If only palpatine knew to use the power of one.
The power of many is what he needed.😂
Guys, guys. He clearly needed the power of two.
Darth Vader voice:
"The power of mAaAaNyYyYy."
Sauron would kick Palp's butt. Change my mind.
Legends Palps, Disney Palps, or Lucas Palps?
What you said was simply fact. I don’t think it would be possible to change your mind
Saruman is a Maiar, one of the lesser Aniur who sang all of creation into existence. Literally thousands upon thousands of years of experience and knowledge locked in his head. He might have his powers tempered in the guise of a Istari because they where afraid a direct confrontation with Sauron would destroy more of the world of Eä, but he would be a powerful adversary for any Sith or Jedi. Let alone Sauron who was the strongest Maiar and didn’t mitigate his powers.
Palpatine be like: This odd fella is pretty good at ancient Sith sorcery.
SARUMAN: "My sorcery predates yours."
0:21 the lego yoda death sound always gets me 😂😂
Would’ve loved to hear Saruman use the line: “Save your pity and your mercy! I have no use for it!!!”
HILARIOUS AF 😂😂😂😂😂 Yoda being thrown away as if he was nothing and Palpatine begging Saruman at the end were stunning to say the least hahahahahahaa
This one's actually pretty lit not gonna lie.
Makes me think I'd like to see a sort of "Star Wars What If" where Dooku forges his own path instead of becoming the apprentice of Sidious. Still dark and flawed but badass af.
Saruman fcking slapped yoda as if he was a fcking mosquito lol plz make more like this
0:21 Hush, you little gremlin!!
They edited this together pretty well in my opinion was awesome
You do not know pain you do not know fear, you will taste Blue milk !
You know what? Surprisingly good edit. It actually worked really well despite the odd difficulty. Subbed
Such good editing. And the metal pole sound was perfection
thank yousa. The metal pipe sound was suggested to mesa while streaming by Camber Courtney
This is like those old talking action figure lines where, if you got two or more of them & hit the button to make them talk, they'd start talking to each other, but could only say 3 or 4 phrases over & over again.
and when yousa spam the button they start the sentence over from the beginning
0:21 Nah, that pimp slap from Mordor tho 💀
Palpatine: Count Dooku, weren't you dead??
Amazing video editing work, this is a space wizard battle I didn't know I wanted to see.
This was really good 😂😂. The editing is soo good. I like how Yoda gets hit by Saruman, its like because he is also Dooku 😂😂. This is the Palpatine vs Dooku fight we needed 😂
Saruman would never stand a chance against the wrath of Marv and his magnificent crowbar.
Sidious's face after Saruman slaps Yoda
"Yo dude....chill"
"Hello There" -Obi-wan
"General kenobi, You are a bold one"
"You have elected the way of pain!" Is one of the most underrated lines in fellowship. Perhaps even lotr trilogy. I long to use it myself in proper context.
Christopher Lee has the most powerful slap in the galaxy
I feel like that last "please don't" was genuine.
I had such a good laugh, imagine is this was real, the confusion it would create😂😂
Dooku the White
Yoda should have said "dressed different you have my old padawan".
Okay, that was really good. Excellent use of the lines, even used some of Dooku's lines as you so should.
You could say Saruman is the count of Isengard?
The matchup we didnt know we needed
Love the subtle power level indications of Saruman assuring Palpatine that he can't beat Sauron.
Yoda: Dooku but you fell
Saruman: Dooku yes that is what they called me once. I am Dooku the White and I've come to you at the turning of the tide
"Of course I know him. He's me."
Dooku, probably.