Minecraft VR Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why
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This month I review Minecraft VR as a Halloween video, and surprise surprise it’s an absolute nightmare and this is why. I will say though Minecraft VR this is now one of my favourite VR games, so take the criticism with some salt, it’s really fun.
I felt my channel was moving away from VR too much, and what way to bring it back than with Minecraft VR, probably the most popular game you can play in VR. To be honest I pandered a bit with this one. I tried to make it like my Skyrim VR review. SO the first thing I did was sit down and make a list of all the things that make me think of Minecraft. Creepers, TNT, Lava, Mods, and covered them all in detail as the video goes on.
Making this Minecraft VR review was in fact though an absolute nightmare, I really over did the number of edits and scenes required. Basically, I hope you really like it.
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Slimecicle is the voice that wasn’t me
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The amazing Hercules portion was animated by twitter.com/johnnygoransson
Hi
Yay
I love your content
I did, but no
I love your content so much
"It is Halloween" he says, but he probably recorded that clip 3 weeks ago.
No, he wrote the script, recorded it, edited it in just few hours. That's how it works... What was the point of your fucking comment?
What was the point of your swearing.
@@dupeken you're comment is just as pointless as ops ngl.
@@llamagenocide7428 to make the joke more authentic. What was the point of your questioning
@@dupeken are you saying this entire video was planned,written, shot, and edited in a few hours INCLUDING the voice over?
“American Colonialism”
Says the British Imperialist.
Its not like they had an empire so large the sun literally never set on it right?
@@edwinchester7092 Technically it still hasn't set
@@risingsun6743 Username checks out.
Well he did say "american colonialist" like british colonizer in america, i think.
*ThE sUn NeVeR sEtS oN tHe BrItIsH eMpIrE!*
Considering the cake becomes the size of half a block so it's literally a meter by a meter by half a meter I'd say three full buckets of milk actually about does it justice.
Is it too random or may i; in the try to fight the Rise
of Anti-Science; recommend you some nice science-channel?
May i?
1 by 1 by 1/2, seems about right. But only 3 bundles of wheat, 2 small piles of sugar, and a single egg?
@@Lavender_Fox Yeah, this mix of ingredients really creates a terrible pound cake, which is why you can walk on cakes in MC
@@Lavender_Fox Not to mention that it's literally terrible at feeding you. What do I mean by that? Well, it may have multiple slices you can eat, but it does not fill your saturation bar. I won't get into the specifics of how minecraft's hunger mechanic works, that would make this comment longer than the Titanic movie.
Yes, but the buckets are capable of storing slightly under a whole cubic meter of liquid.
"Ah, a neon-green-haired dragon with horns and a seductive expression. *Finally, someone I can trust.*"
Welcome to the modding community, friend.
It always seems to be the Furries
Rimworld is even more extreme, almost 90% of quality modders either have an anime or furry pfp
I fell like i now You from... EBL
@@goldenpig6453
And that's excluding all the people who work on the... "spicy" mods.
@@YetAnotherInv honestly it seems that LESS people have anime/furry pfps when they make those kinds of mods...
"I installed this thingy so I didn't have to sign in through facebook to protect my privacy. then i bought an alexa."
Big brain
Edit: huh first comment
@@busypimpin5613 Niarb gib
@@lonkzelda7871 wat
@@busypimpin5613 it’s big brain backwards
@@Bongie361 Yup
"...american imperialism."
"WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"
lol. true.
I was only upset because those villagers didn't even have any oil to free.
Totally unrealistic.
You're old if you get this...
1:17
Plus, there is literally an agenda against white people. Only white countries are being forced to hold systemic biases against their own people during the employment process.
Goldman's Diversity Pledge Won't Apply to Boards in Asia.
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-01-24/goldman-skips-asia-in-edict-to-boost-diversity-on-boards-in-ipos
@@Barrelrollz no 🤗
11:05 ah yes, the rare record of an ancient terran techpriest preforming a long forgotten ritual to awaken the blessed cogitator 's machine spirit .
yes
yes
The Machine Spirits must be apeased. Not doing so is an affront to the Omnisiah.
Wtf
@@thisisntmedicine4004 seems we have found a pitiful blasphemer that hasn’t accepted the machine Omnisiah.
9:37 "Five people working for free can somehow totally obliterate the efforts of an entire company"- UpisNotJump commenting on the state of gaming for the last 7 years
He has graced us with his presence once again
Yes
@@MayBeAHumanPerson yes
THE MESSIAH HAS RETURNED
The messiah is here
With a slimecicle cameo
“Minecraft is actually a terrifying game”
[Smiles in cave noises]
fun fact you can turn them off with the ambience slider.
just in case any of you didn't know that.
@@yourladbrennen3130 if you’re a baby
@@RealityRogue I was just about able to deal with some of the random cave noises.
Once I went into the nether, I had to turn them all off. I had no problems with the original ambient sounds, but some of the new ones they've added made me think I was literally going insane. Fuck that. I don't need that in a video game I play to relax.
@@phenomanII I mean, why are you going into hell to relax? haha
@Ghostin Neo F
5:21 3 buckets of milk for a 1 second bit. 3 actual buckets
That's what we call dedication
Let it be known that in another comment on this video, he clarified that he only used one bucket, and just edited the others into the shot using that one bucket. Still a fair bit of a dedication, and with significantly less waste, which is much more preferable in my opinion
@@kaburii9807 that is even more dedication 😭 because is the dedication of not having too much waste while maintaining the dedication of having three buckets for the video, 20/10
4:48
Is that....?
it is.
He's gonna say it!
"sppAAAAAAACE!!!"
"Im going to the one place not corrupted by capitalism...
SPAAACEE!"
@@firebladeentertainment5739 I love in the original video, the actor looks like he's about to burst out in laughter
A neon green haired wolf with horns and a seductive expression, finally someone I can trust
Spy sapping mu dispenser
“I was traveling across the world killing everything in sight like an American colonist.” Says the British man. Love the videos
Thought the exact same thing, but could be said about any modern country at this point lmao
Ok to be fair Britain is now a washed-up ex-colonizer, the student has absolutely surpassed the master
Fuckin sucks but there it is
I love how after saying american colonist he goes on to describe british colonists word for word.
"I learned it from watching you, okay!? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"
@@lucyx3008 Err, pretty sure being a better colonialist isn't something to be envious of
This dude sat at a dinner table with 3 people wearing a VR headset just to punch a cup for about 2 seconds of this video. This is true dedication. Props to you man.
I think it’s a green screen
@@Tasteful_Milk naw they are looking at him and when he smacks the cup they look over at it so I think it’s real
There are so many blink and you miss it jokes where you realize he's in full costume and invented a handful of props for it.
He also had 3 actual buckets of milk.
Thanks monokuma
2:26 respect for doing that in public with people around
Let me tell you the way to get away with everything in public.
Get a camera that looks professional and have a tripod. You don't even have to record. Just set it up correctly and you can fall off of every tree you want.
@@DanersMann You can get away with doing that without a camera.........but people will think you're insane 😂
Glad he gave a thanks to Slimecicle by calling him "the voice that wasnt me"
The minecraft soundtrack always, without fail, triggers an existential crisis and crippling depression. Seems to only happen to me, how fun.
There's probably a mod for that
Ye plus it doesnt help that its at 440hz and the melody is melancholic
same
guess what, i dont play minecraft w sound. u not alone bud
I embraced it & listen to c418 almost everyday 😂👌
“Why review this on Halloween”
*Everyone still on the 30th of October -*
Might be the 31st in the tea timezone
Nope 22:03 here in tea land
It's Halloween in Australia
@@nzack7888 maybe hes in australia
china, australia, indonesia, japan maybe? he could be ANYWHERE
9:28 the lightning had perfect timing
"Space!" That reference fucking got me.
I'm pretty sure he said spy.
@@MisterWraith that skit was a Red Alert 3 reference for the end of the Soviet campaign with Tim curry.
When the world needed him most he came back
Or just got here
The point is he is here
Return Of The King.
There is an agenda against white men.
@Irish Jester Wha- how-
@Irish Jester | Uh... buddy... just, have a look at 1:18 please.
@Irish Jester | Like, I agree with you, but maybe put a little less effort into writing essays and a little more effort into watching the video?
"Three buckets of milk, Jeremy? Three? That's insane."
"I've shared enough milk with you, Mark. I'm in the big league."
I can't believe he filled three buckets with milk for a 1 second bit
That joke came out of nowhere and it's so good
I'm so glad this happened
good job keeping the joke going
Thank you so much. That reference made me think that some people out there still have good taste.
Doesn't want Facebook getting his info... buys an echo dot.
12:46 *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
Its always presently surprising to find a wild Tim Curry re-enactment of his best performance in the wild.
ROCKETS
I think you mean pleasantly
@@omarabdelkadereldarir7458 no he just has an accent
I saw his facial expressions and when I say my mood was immediately brightened im not exaggerating
Came here for the inevitable Tim Curry comment, not disappointed. Bless you sir.
1:38 thanks i shat myself....
Same
I was watching this in the toilet so I was fine. Shame for the others tho. RIP.
You're welcome
@@tsnm9974 ah same mate
@@thedominion4626 wtf same
The gold pp and him looking up and thunder striking is pure awe
"the human race will never know anything more terrifying than the darkness inside of them." Terrifyingly accurate.
god the level of commitment here... the costumes, the extra people, the physical jokes.... you always go so far above and beyond in your videos and its very appreciated
also what did you do with all that milk lmao
Tea.
Thank you so much! There was only one bucket ha, just masked it to maoe more
@@UpIsNotJump
What did you do with the bucket?
@@UpIsNotJump What did you do with the bucket!
@@UpIsNotJump what did you even do with one bucket of milk? Good lord!
"I AM GOING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASNT BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM.... SPAYECE!!!!!!"
And i asked myself
"is he gonna do it? is he going to do the space joke"
i was not dissappointed
Space race
SPY
Tim Curry is a treat.
Alas he forgot Star Citizen was a thing so space has already been claimed by Capitalism.
2:08 every single English essay in the world
I wanted to point out that the 1 sec clip at 8:24 was full-on worth all the set up and got one hell of a laugh from me. Your edit style is much like that in all of your videos... but that one provoked me to comment and say splendid job.
"Dwarf Fortress is An Absolute Nightmare" I know you want it, and you know we want it.
Yes!!!
yes please
The question it though, should he wait for the Steam release first?
I see DF content so often these days...But I cant start playing it again, I've got to be productive...:(
"A dragon with neon green hair, horns and seductive expression" that describes a lot of fursona art. species, neon color, and sometimes a seductive look you can probably trust them
Did I just hear *HERESY*
Can confirm
they do make good mods, so I'll trust them
@@connorclements3999 The emperor protects, brother.
when I bought minecraft in 2010, the sale page literally called it "an infiniminer clone"
1:23 had me dying, 1:40 actually killed me
All cats either hate you, or sleep on you and never leave your side.
"Rare as a cat mildly fond of you". Yep, seems legit.
More like they do that to everybody, my brothers kitten will jump on anyones lap when they sit in the chairs.
What if they do both simultaneously?!?
cats are all just a hive mind
UpIsNotJump: *doesn't want his data to be revealed to Facebook*
Also UpIsNotJump: *gets an Amazon Alexa*
i mean, its not facebook thats getting his data now
Reminds me of when Facebook first came out. The golden rule was not to put any of your personal information on the internet, yet people gladly gave it all to Facebook without a second thought because it was nifty and new. It's funny how quickly a sense of security can disappear in the face of desire.
@@OsidiustheEmphatic wise words
Microsoft: *"Allow me to outdo them even further!"*
And is sponsored by a company whose business model is selling data.
As a person who owns an oculus I can tell you that the official version is just straight up worse than the vivecraft version.
I have oculus. Why? 😔 I never try minecraft vr yet but wanna try
@@lotos53 There's no actual interaction, it's basically just playing with a controller but you share a head with the player. Also, less significantly, the Bedrock lighting really does not do the game justice.
Yeah
@MarcyWuYT I don’t know what I’m talking about here. It’s fine, just a bit lacking in some departments. Just Ignore me
4:49 that Red Alert 3 reference. I'm dying XDD
15:50. The burning tower and the panicked screams of UINJ is absolutely hilarious
Uinj
@@kaijoswilman thanks
@@Klick404 no problem
"Pillaging everything in sight like a good, old fashion, American colonialist!" We learned from the best!
Honestly can't imagine what the view must be like from his glass house lol
Yeah, I was like "A Brit calling out the US for colonialism."
Bold strategy, Cotton! We'll see if it pays off.
Lets just all agree that going places and slaughtering natives then taking their natural resources is kinda not ok, yeah?
@@JL-ot1kg Cool, can somebody tell that to the Russians and Chinese now?
Oof... ouch. Shots fired.
8:10 This is where I spit out my drink.
4:57 Pretty much this. I wish more people thought this.
When the agent looks as his business expenses... "Why did you buy a communist's officers costume? And a minecraft cat?"
He turned his cat into a marketable plushie, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Check "Minecraft Vr with slimecicle is an absolute nightmare."
"How does he sell things that aren't him" - some person on a tutorial on how to get raytracing to work in minecraft at some point in time, I don't know I'm too lazy to check
14:30 love seeing an Asterix reference here
I will say, your depiction of Sweden is hauntingly accurate.
I can't leave my window open without placing a mesh there to prevent a repeat of The Dread Squiddening of 1922.
Luckily a situation we managed to milk ourselves out of.
But we don't talk about that..
@@-Rambi- Indeed we do not...
Getting a nose piercing was an absolute nightmare: This is Why
This is why
Yeah what is up with that lol
@@noxinabox3506 I mean there's nothing wrong with it, I was just like "oh, didn't notice that before, must be new"
He got both sides pierced too
two separate infections
I wanted to take it out for this video but I couldn't, I don't think I will be anytime soon either XD
7:37 Bri'ish people be like: "American colonialist" *sweats nervously*
He’s not exactly wrong. I don’t see why we can’t all just admit that our ancestors are all horrible people
@@smokeyjoe291 Cuz you're not any better
@@JacobWHillWell there’s a lot you can say about me but at least I’ve never been involved in a racially motivated genocide…
@@smokeyjoe291 ok
0:28 freaked me out for a moment, I was vaping so didn't really notice the smoke in the video, and I was just exhaling in the general direction of the screen at the time
“Ah a neon green haired dragon with horns and a seductive expression, finally someone I can trust”
Ah yes, very true
well....ye
Why wouldn't you trust them?
Of course you can trust an argonian
My kinda guy tbh.
Thank you for your service, furries (and the other ones).
4:50 that spAECe reference is so pure
Ah yes a fellow comerade.
Best part of RA3
I came to the comments section looking for this comment. I was not disappointed.
@@michaelschwiebert3636 lol I was, there always has to be a first :p
_Commander, you've rained on my glorious parade...._
That was a mighty fine reference to the 12 tasks of Asterix. Think I'll rewatch that movie again.
5:24 "Three buckets of milk, Jeremy? That's insane!"
That Peep Show reference just made my day
UpIsNotJump: Not signing up using Facebook for data gathering reasons
Also UpIsNotJump: Buys an Alexa
And encourages signing up to Honey, which is presumably also only making money from people’s data!
@@rainbowevil no its not.They get cashback from the websites
And uses Steam, which *requires* an account in order to use their VR headset. Why would Facebook be any different?
@@Reloaded2111 Cause facebook requires you to have a "good behaviour" standing on your FB account, otherwise you just bought an oculus for no reason only to find your banned from using it and wasted money.
@@Reloaded2111 Facebook has clearly and provably stolen and used people's personal information for profit on a huge scale multiple times. Valve has not. If there were ever such a thing as a "trustworthy" company, Valve would be pretty high on the list.
It's a choice between giving your data to *literal international criminals who deserve to spend their lives imprisoned based on what's public knowledge alone* and giving it to a relatively much smaller company who has never really given anyone a reason not to trust them except for one major datasec fuckup over five years ago, which they handled with speed and grace.
Tim Curry joke took me by surprise, I've not seen anyone reference Red Alert for so long, I had to pause the video for ages till I stopped laughing
Knowledge hub
His facial expression was spot on. I probably would have missed the reference otherwise. Well done!!
It was amazing!!!
Nobody can truly replicate Tim Curry's performance there. It is peak accidental perfection.
I laughed so loud and so suddenly that my wife was legitimately concerned
I just watched the Asterix and Obelix film, being referenced at 14:15, for the first time the other day. Baader-Meinhof phenomenon! I definitely wouldn't have questioned that that was a reference to anything other than the twelve labours themselves if I hadn't literally JUST seen where it's from.
you are the only other person ive seen in the comments who recognize the reference - I grew up watching the asterix films on DVD I saw it immediately lol
Kudos to the great editing and the hard work. This is an astonishing video. Hilarious craftmanship. Hmm... sounded better in my head.
Just when the world needed him again. He returned once more.
Was about to like this comment... But the number of likes was... Nice
I love that this is a 20 minute video of him just saying "So yeah, it's basically just Minecraft, but in VR."
This is probably the most effort I've ever seen put to a nonexistent thesis, keep up the good work my dude.
Matt's whole existence is proving nonexistent theses.
11:58
to be fair, this was built with the vive/oculus controllers first where they dont have this issue and clicking the grip and trigger are two much more seperate movements
What's with the cannabis plant decor behind him in some scenes?
5:35 lol
Well damnit, 4:49 is such a perfect and disconnected reference I'm going to have to give you money. Seriously, got me laughing so hard and you didn't even have to say the whole line.
Indeed red alert 3 reference
“Im escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism….SPACE!”
3:50 This is why its pillage _and then_ burn. This is what happens when you get the order wrong.
Slimecicle: what is wrong with this guy?
What a great video! Loved the brilliant "what time is it now in the video by looking up at the editing timeline" 4th wall break! Very clever! ^^
“ZuckerCraft Mine... berg.” That shouldn’t have made me uncontrollably WHEEZE as hard as it did😂
The entire video kept asking myself "he didn't want to give all his information to Facebook but yet he got an Alexa"
WHAT 0.o
Alexa does not care about your real identity (only your money, your profile, and all your informations)...
Alexa is Amazon but hes still being spied on so I thought that same thing
At least Alexa won’t ban you from using your own device for arbitrary reasons like multiple people in your house using it.
Upisnotjump: *uploads*
Me: "this is where the fun begins"
It's good to see a fellow "Mitten Squad" member
I had already subscribed by the time you pulled out that amazing, deep cut C and C reference; but it kinda made me wanna subscribe twice!
I keep seeing you in my feed, I'm glad I finally watched a video!
Little tip, Minecraft Will inherently give you a very weak memory space to work with, this can easily be changed in the launcher menu
Minecraft Creeper drops down suddenly: *small panic attack*
Vivecraft Creeper drops down suddenly: *HEART ATTACK*
Killer queen jumps down:
Sheer heart attack
The amount of time you put into a 2 second long joke is actually terrifying.
Which joke?
@@lindylou538 the rave one, the family dinner one, all jokes with costumes. Man has some serious dedication.
See also: Scott the Woz
COMPETITIVE EDGE
Also, I assumed the Hercules assets were taken from somewhere, but by the clip at the end, I think he commissioned someone for all of them....
I absolutely love the space reference from command and conquer
I genuinely forgot this was a vr video and when you reminded me 6 minutes in it blew my mind lol
16:37 He could've had an opportunity to have a honey jar then go like: "Oops, wrong item" and switches to the honey logo
8:23 "is he always like this?" "Only sometimes, he normally just screams at the sun"
*DAMN YOU SUN!*
Love these videos! Can you please do a Star Wars Squadrons video?
2:26 imagine witnessing a grown man shaking and yelling at a tree while someone is recording them.
That Tim Curry “SPAACE” reference nearly made me cry with laughter.
Nearly? I was taking a sip of my drink when that happened and it took every ounce of will power not to soak my laptop.
* clown laughter *
*THAT WAS A PRETTY FUNNY REFERENCE*
I was not ready for it
I agree
I feel like 8:22 went something like this:
"Hey guys I know I invited you for dinner, but can we just shoot this one scene first...."
**pulls out VR headset**
"ummm sure...."
**puts on headset and starts punching cups on the table**
Is it too random or may i; in the try to fight the Rise
of Anti-Science; recommend you some nice science-channel?
May i?
Everyone I know including my brothers first reaction to VR Minecraft was violence. Always hitting and slaughtering something as their first reaction to a cube environment.
i've come back to re watch this and realised i missed the peep show reference. Outstanding.
The most disturbing part about this video, is that at 14:59 you can see that he didn't peel off the plastic from the front of his valve index.
Its been like that for alot of videos
SEUS is NOT the mod that enables shaders. SEUS stands for "Sonic Ether's unbelievable shaders" and is a banner term for all the different shader packs one of the most talented MC shader creators called "Sonic Ether". Shaderpacks are basically a bunch of shaders which then can be loaded into Minecraft's rendering pipeline using the Optifine mod.
The above comment seems to have some...shade in it.
@@Corbomite_Meatballs I dont think im tracing where this is going
Thanks for shedding some light on the matter
Slimecicle? 7:19
Yeah it was him
This has to be the FUNNIEST video I have watch of all 2020 and 2021!! OMG! Please ! So many hilarious moments!!! The timinigs , the jokes , everything is so god damn freaking GENIUS! + Vidéo has been well filmed, Color correction done well and audio quality is great! (who records videos on a toaster in 2021 anyways)
@CZcams I want more of that on my youtube feed please!
Ps: 2:53 killed me twice !
“Star Wars Squadrons VR is (or is not) an Absolute Nightmare”
Anyone else want to see it?
A british man screaming *"GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS"* to a tree is the deffinitive reason why I'm subbed.
i love how you show off the vicecarft's abilities.
This video is great as always ive had a rough past two years so im happy to see your still making amazing videos cause i was busy when this came out but ive seen your recent videos as well
Also to point it out why has no realized or commenting on how @slimecicle was in the video and was the one screaming and asking wow what's happening with that guy cause it's awesome how @upisnotjump included him because of his whole connection to Minecraft and being basically a face for the comedy of it over the past 3 or 4 years now
4:52
"The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism, SPACE"
I yelled out in joy when I got that reference
Love that reference.
I look at capitalist countries and compare them to non-capitalist countries. I know where I'd prefer to live.
I think people confuse capitalism with cronyism. Or is that just a simple hope that people aren't such low intellect that socialism actually makes sense to them.
SPACE!
@@S3NTRY Dude it's a reference to Red Alert 3. just look up "Tim Curry space" it will all make sense.
*bombs a place of worship due to disagreeing on faith*
Huh, Minecraft has many strange parallels to real life
Commits a war crime:huh neat
y i k e s
@@kittykat5090 the Council as allotted one singular "yike" to your case
@@brideauxd Me in minecraft: they're is no geneva convention for you.
Yooo why is your content so goood i always find myself comming back to iy
I love how there'll just occasionally be a 2-second clip of screaming thrown into the video. You can tell he was just like "There hasn't been any screaming for 30 seconds... I can fix that!"
A British guy called Americans Colonialists. I'm dead.
the american colonialists were british, because the USA didn't exist yet
He's talking about post revolution colonists that "explored" the rest of the US and murdered most of the natives there
✨Lobbying✨
If you're born here, you're a native (not to be confused with indigenous) and no longer a colonist. Colonists are merely those that establish a foothold. So the warring could be described as native nonindigenous versus native indigenous.
@@GardenOf-Eden that's not colonialism that's conquest.
12:24 when you have literally any PC issue, don't ask google, ask a furry
was that slimecicle saying "what is wrong with this guy"?
no