Cooking With Gordon Ramsay Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why
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I have wanted to take on a cooking video for a while, so here is: Cooking With Gordon Ramsay Is An Absolute Nightmare, and This Is Why. This is a little less of a “how to” cooking video as opposed to a sketch show with Gordon Ramsay and cooking mixed in occasionally.
I threatened that I would do this when I did “the joy of painting” is an absolute nightmare and here it is! Gordon Ramsay is a little more excitable, although his recipes are pretty amazing.
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I actually filmed this as a Christmas video, thus the Christmassy beef wellington, but this cooking video is hardly a “how to” so I don’t think it would lead you successfully recreating a Gordon Ramsay dish. It’s also not very Christmassy, given how much I dress up as Gordon Ramsay and swear.
I enjoy cooking so thought I would be more successful cooking a Gordon Ramsay dish, than painting a Bob Ross painting, but including all the jokes, and cooking the wellington, turned out to be an absolute nightmare, and this is why!
I have another “cooking with Gordon Ramsay is an absolute nightmare” video coming out in a few weeks, where we will be making a souffle. I also will be working on a Boneworks VR review, and a remastered version of my Skyrim VR video. So lots coming!
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big ups for this man. people I know really need it.
You know what else is important? Boneworks review. Please.
A perfect video for natural disasters. Hey ppl who lost all you had in life, watch me play with food and then throw it away!
#1 well done.
Now get off this idea as quick as you got onto it. Food is not for you to f around with.
What "bush-fires"? It's already been confirmed that the fires, like the ones in california are man-made terrorist attacks, or people doing insurance scams.
UpIsNotJump Why are you so nice? Yet your videos make me feel dirty... :/
Ok look, the funny British man is going to burn his house down.
Yes this is my favorite thing
No austrian
Oh
Please for the love of God tell me that your PFP is fucking ironic.
He's bringing Australia to London
"If you haven't noticed, Australia is on fire"
*Looks out window*
"Hm"
Good thing that i dont live in the Amazon
@@juliospezziadesouza I don't... i don't think..... whatever
@@juliospezziadesouza wait what
Júlio Spézzia de Souza Amazon?? Australia is a whole different country mate
@@juliospezziadesouza Australia is at LEAST 5 miles away from the Amazon.
"I'm bleeding"
He then proceeds to touch *EVERYTHING* with said bleeding hand.
As someone who has done food-processing that hurt me
@@The_Master_Chief_117 Food processing? more like hand processing.
Pre-pandemic casualness - things will never be the same!
It’s going to cook and it’s not an industrial kitchen
Don’t be so prissy, it’s not cute
@@OfAngelsAndAnarchist aye uhh my guy, it's a joke. I mean- I get the message but like *_its a funny comment._*
Watching him try to work the blender was like those infomercials where people can never seem to use the simplest household products right. I half expected him to look to the camera and say "There's GOT to be a better way!!"
Oh yeah, he was kinda acting thosr people who needed a shouty man telling them how to breathe half the time
Those*
"Upisnotjump what is your channel about?"
"Yes."
It's about nightmares
Jerome Lombardi and great dreams
@@MelRosewood true
“Yes.” Can be replaced with “AHHH.”
“Its like holding a baby”
*proceeds to cook said baby*
... yes?
...
oh..
..oOH GOD NO I'VE MADE A MISTAK
Ned Killy you and me both
WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO???
Witcher intensifies
NoobasticMan *shrugs*
"Oh look, there's blood coming out of this" is the best way to start a video
"I can't smell anything"
Mate I'm about 7 months late but you might want to get that checked apparently
In the future, we will be able to classify eras by when certain companies sponsor CZcamsrs.
A few months ago was the Honey era. Now, we've entered the very long *RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS* era.
@@explosiveaddict6939 the problem is honey was actually useful raid is a piece of shit
We've already had the lootcrate era
Now it's the Ridge wallet era
We've now entered the era of the mighty NORD VPN and other data security dynasties! But challenging nations rise at the horizon, in the fabled lands of Skillshare, so, anjything goes from here on out.
*This is basically every “Expectation vs Reality” post*
His Beef Wellington didn't look TOO bad. If he had maybe cut off 1/3 of the meat he had on his fillet and didn't play with it like it was a dead Face Hugger/Baby, he probably would have had something good. The Timer thing was just a mistake that is easily remedied.
The only thing I think he really did wrong was his cut of meat. Gordon used a Beef Tenderloin by the look and shape of it, the funny British man used I think a Beef Shoulder of some kind. Or maybe a Butt. It's the wrong shape, which lead to some obvious handling problems, and most likely would cook the same way a Tenderloin would have, making the recipe a little bit different for his cut of meat.
Micheal Quimpo okay gordon
@@foxclub49er Your supposed to say Boomer
@@mq5731 if he didn't over cook it also the decorative top seemed to make the puff pastry crack causing the beef to cook even more it would have looked fine
@@syndromeofadowns It might actually be that overcooking it made the pastry crack. That and/or he made the decoratives bits on top too deep.
alternate title:
"Recently married man builds case on why they shouldn't do the chores - This is Why"
depends on the people. when i was recently married i had to teach my wife how to cook. soo... fuck stereotypes.
Faen ta deg
This man needs a restraunt
“So were missing 50% of our seasonings but I think we’ll be alright”
“This garlic’s moldy”
*proceeds to peel and open moldy garlic over prepared food*
At that point the penicillin is probably necessary to protect you from the rest of the beef......
Wrong type of mold, I think. Luckily, he also had an orange.
"There's a hair on this"
Proceeds to slap the meat back down onto the dirty counter that the hair probably came from
*garlics’
After cross contaminating..everything..with the raw meat.
"Don't breathe this."
- UpIsNotWillItBlend
UpWillNotBlend
God I had some serious early CZcams ptsd
Strave that is the question
Literally every chef ever:
"I wish you at home could smell this!"
Not here.
Damn, the time joke made me laugh out so loud on a packed train on my commute to work. You got me again!
Time stamp?
It's 4:20 (lol) mate
Cheers mate
No problem mate
Have a good one mate
7:17 the few second clips every now and then with random sounds like this just make these videos perfect
Video starts: "There's blood coming out of this."
Me: UpIsNotCook either.
Hello police I'd like to report a murder.
Me when I take my morning piss
Murdered with words
@@smuglord5057 ah good sir/madame you appear to be on your period
@@Yagh10 Or he just has promblem on the pinas
"I'm gonna donate ad revenue to Australia."
CZcams: "Acknowledging thay bad things are happening is against guidelines, demonetized!"
He still has revenue coming in from his sponsorship with Honey though luckily.
Oi! Don't Jinx it.
Copyright yourself
That’s how it always is
A sentence nobody has ever said: "There's a mushroom in the hole."
Mario rule34. I’m sorry
Clearly you’ve never play Mario
Mushroom girl and boy hentai, I’m sorry
The "I can't smell anything" was such a slap to the viewer.
Like, f*ck, me too bro.
Honestly, the finished product didn't look that bad.
Seems like a waste to just throw it out.
I agree, however he did cross contaminate the meat with just about everything. So I’m not sure that it was fit for human consumption.
I assure you I ate it all, that meat weren't cheap
UpIsNotJump was it good at least?
@@UpIsNotJump we must know if it tasted good!!!
@@Wizza2418 we can eat forms of poison for other animals but slap meat with a different slab of meat and oh good lookie here your fucking intestines exploded
Upisnotjump: Speaks about how he values consistency on his live stream of alien
Next video: ok guys here's 11 minutes of me cooking
It was consistent with his regular sense of humour, and he did painting with Bob Ross too
nice
Thank you so much for helping us here in Australia. We really appreciate it. We've had looters who ransacked untouched, evacuated houses, and the proceeds are really going to help everyone here.
Man, when the Australia wildfires were the worlds biggest issues...
Simpler times, really...
Those were the times
"I left the beef out for ten minutes setting up this joke"
Honestly, that was funnier than the joke itself
Although in the end he reveals that the painting bit was filmed after the "beef" was in the oven, thus burning it because he forgot to set the timer. Which made it even funnier to me somehow :')
“There’s blood coming out this, *HI EVERYONE.”*
@@cowboylee9457 Meat juice and blood.
He just murdered someone for this video XD
insert "please don't call the cops" here
@@cowboylee9457 oh do forgive the layman for assuming that the red liquid flowing directly from a cut of raw animal flesh was blood, would you?
Cowboy Lee
“You’ve got no respect, now get out.”
4:35 "The wellington is longer than it is." - Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, and William Shakespeare simultaneously
My guy needs more videos like this, love seeing your shenanigans IRL and not in front of a green screen.
"there's blood coming out of this"
*imagine my shock*
WeLl AcKcHyUalLy It's not blood, it's myoglobin.
“I will donate the first month of ad revenue to charity”. CZcams: I don’t think so
We finally have ads on this video!
@@petercarioscia9189 too late lol
No ads, youtube can find and automatically demonitize good videos.
@@Bone_guy literally for charity
You fucking poor sods.
Just buy CZcams premium so CZcams can’t hold videos like this hostage.
Correction:
SOME of Australia is on fire .
There is still spiders and snakes .
Thanks .
Plink Lastnamerson are the emus still there
Fat Bastard we don’t talk about the Emu’s ...
More fire is required then.............
*YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY BABY BOOP NOODLE*
That’s why, as an Australian, I can confidently say, that New Zealand is better
Just wanted to say a late thank you as an Aussie who had to fight to defend his house way back when. If it wasn't for the volunteer firies risking their lives everyday for even the most remote locations, I wouldn't be laying in my bed watching this right now.
Upisnotjump: The money is going to a good cause!
CZcams: deMoNOtiZeD
@@frostbird3431 R/woooosh
@@baconhair7393 I feel like you dont know what r/whoosh means... otherwise youd have to whoosh yourself.
@@mordador2702 I also don't get why people still do it, it's so annoying like the damn fires around here
@@mordador2702 HHHMMMMMMM
@@mordador2702 ok sure
You can tell he's a scientist when he picks up and shakes the running blender.
He's doing it the traditional way
He's not a Scientist lol. He's a Math teacher with a Chemistry degree.
@@mrbarefootbogan6254 doesn't he have a masters?
@George Photakis yeah... A Masters Degree IN CHEMISTRY!
Mr Bare Foot Bogan more of a chemist/amateur chemist, which is still highly respectable
This was probably the funniest video you've ever made, roll on soufflé day
i get my chestnuts from, "chestnuts r us".
"Take the mushrooms up even further, with some fresh thyme in there-"
*Throws a clock into the pan*
Best part of the video... after any scenes with Sid of course.
That one got a lol out of me.
4:17 haha it's my favorite part too
Hahahaha that's my favourite part
I've watched this... several times now. Couldn't hold in my laughter. X3
Should you continue this, I propose it be called "UpIsNotCooking".
More like WarmingUpIsNotCooking
I tried.
@@haydensayles7543 ey thats pretty good
Fireisnotcooking
Tis a good idea
UpCanNotCook
normal people: Meh what's a slightly overcooked roast
me: *Internal screaming of hellish torment* It's fine everything is fine
But seriously props for going out of what I assume is your comfort zone to attempt to make Beef Welly it's a learning curve for sure, keep at it and you will get it.
I don’t think that was really what he was trying to do
The "Some Fresh Time" part really got me.
I think you win most costume changes in a cooking video
Nice, Ai code man
"I am gonna donate the ad revenue"
Oh i should turn off ad block
wait there is no ads anyway
good job youtube
There are ads now, finally... I hope that means the revenue will go for the charity
@spoon now there is
@@Brodie029 nvm, god dammit youtube.
"I will donate the first months ad revenue..."
*CZcams Demonetization Noise Intensifies*
I fookin love when he says "on fire", idk why but it sounds so good
"Give your meat a good ol rub." - Socrates, antiquity
MrNoobDude isn’t Ainsley Harriott basically Socrates
I thought it was Diogenes that said that
@@billo770 He's every philosopher. Ever.
"hot spicy meat, hee hee yeah boi"
The next “worlds worst chefs” starring up is not jump.
As an Australian subscriber I really appreciate the fact you mentioned and pointed people towards charities that help the country recover as it slowly starts to resemble the Hellscape inside Sid's mind. So thank you for the laughs in this video and thanks for watching out for the people down under.
Despite wanting to kill me Sid melts my heart whenever he’s onscreen
He also wants to melt you
No, that's the sulfuric acid he injected into your veins while you were sleeping.
Sid is adorable for sure.
Sid melted your heart how are you alive
*Rubs meat on a table*
"THERE'S SO MUCH HAIR IN THIS"
true
These cooking vids are some of the best stuff on CZcams, please make a few more Chef. Watching one of these during quarantine sounds nice :)
7:10 "Lalalalalalalala!" said UpIsNotJump, passing a chicken's dead, unborn child back and forth, preparing to consume it.
I feel like he’s hinting at a child with the amount of times he’s saying “feels like a baby”
And the literal crib he puts the Wellington in?
king999art yeah that would be a little too much dedication to the joke to get a crib you won’t use
A Channel in fairness, we're speaking about a man who bought an entire life-size plastic human thing for the sole purpose of sawing a leg off, though I can't recall which video it was in.
"It looks like shit"
Nicholas Harvey probably like half of his videos he’s bought a mannequin for a limb
“My beef is a lot bigger than Gordon’s beef”
UpIsNotJump-2020
Charlie Livaditis I mean he’s not wrong, that was one huge piece of meat.
Unless we are talking about his beef with bad cooks, in which case I don’t think ANYONE has a bigger beef than Gordon.
GenericGamer no.227 I know lol.
"*childish giggling*"
-valentina 2020
He’s making fun of course but I think this genuinely shows that Ramsey’s show isn’t so much “teaching people how to cook” as “BATHE in my cooking professional magnificence you Peasants!”
"Put 700g of chestnut mushrooms into a blender"
*Places ingredients into a FOOD PROCESSOR*
Blend. Yeah good luck literally everyone making this.
I'm so sorry Jumpy boi.
"Don't breathe this."
Now there's a phrase I haven't heard in a very long time..
Right?!
I had no idea garlic could even mold. Usually whenever i haven't used any in a while it just starts sprouting.
really. if garlic has mould on it, it means… you need to be eating more garlic
[this message brought to you by kind consideration of the Garlic Farmer's Commercial Consortium]
For a first attempt, your Wellington looked really good! It was just a little overcooked, which, given the fact that you were estimating a cook time for a different cut/weight of roast is impressive. I hope you didn't really throw it out! The reason filet is typically used is it's both narrower and a more or less perfect cylinder. This causes it to cook evenly, and to cook completely before the pastry starts to overcook.
Also, blenders need some liquid in them to work properly.
I love Ramsay's videos on cooking, he genuinely wants people to make better food and its so wholesome i might cry
"The wellington is longer than it is"
"That's one of the great mysteries in physics actually"
Ffs
"So many different animals coming together at once"
*2 Animals*
3 including the eggs
Many myconids died to bring us this video.
4 including the flour
@@icecold1805 Ah yes, as we all know... Flour is made of ground sheep bones.
mushrooms and chestnuts are also animals, apprently
I honestly hope Gordon sees this video, just for the reaction to the quality
I always like it when the mail cook shows off a little skin in cooking shows. Well done sir.
"There's a mushroom in the hole."
- Stormy Daniels,
2005
HA
😳
yeast infection be like
News headline: How the Beef Wellington helped save Australia.
Please do more of these I've watched both videos and they're hilarious. I love it
Upisnotjump: lets see how terrible we have done
me who can fail at making a mac and cheese cup: what do you mean terrible?, that looks like fine dinning
"Don't breathe this"
Our Australian air quality 2020
Blendtec reference in 2020
Radzaification,
I think that was a reference to “Will It Blend”.
@@TheOtakuNinja69 I am very muxh aware of that.....
“Make love to your food”
UpIsNotJump: Proceeds to swap spit with the ham
Edit: Damn didn’t realize I had so many believers 🙏
Jim Pickens hail!
Greetings great leader
Hail to our dear leader. Nice to see you here dear leader
We shall worship you dear leader
Hail the dear leader!
5:45 that green stuff looks like what comes out of a herbivores stomach when you slaughter it...
4:17 BEST JOKE EVER U WIN
"It's like holding a baby!"
_DAMN YOU, SON!_
Majestic Christmas music playing
Gordon: LIKE A B I S O N S P E N I S
0:33 Now we know what he looks like while he's teaching his 5th grade Science class.
"Wind's howling."
Gets me everytime.
"All these poor animals coming together!" ... I'll never look at my cooking in the same way ever again. Thanks.
me: tries intermittend fasting for the first time
CZcams: THIS GUY NEEDS ALL THE COOKING SHOWS NOW!
You can do it Bro. First week is the hardest but after that it's second nature
Intermittent fasting is pretty easy once you get used to it.
@@blakebridges1030 pretty much
I'm doing it too, and I love to watch cooking shows all day. This one however is probably just what you needed to suppress your appetite
isn't eating normally just intermittent fasting
These are some of your best videos! More cooking videos plz. Hope you are well.
The media amazed me about the fire. They reported on it a little bit and then suddenly nothing, they didn't give updates nor really say if it was out. It took me a month to realise that the fire stopped
"I'm gonna donate the first month of this videos revenue to help stop the Australian wildfires"
Video: GETS DEMONETIZED
Did i hear the word fire? That means big bad violence sir. Demonetized.
Kek
wait it got demonetized?
CZcams caused Australia fires, confirmed.
Benjamin Coram I don’t think so I was making a joke
who else wants UpIsNotJump to send this to Gordon Ramsay?! 😂
*looks at it* It looks like the heart of a man who just found out his son isn't his.
I already did
looking back on it, i imagine the disappointed/disgusted Gordon Ramsay meme
please make more of these, ive only found this series now but they are VERRY funny and i want to see the funny British man get yelled at by the angry american man.
We need more of this!!
"Its like a baby"
5 seconds later shakes it
Then procceds to put him on the oven at 200 degrees for 45 minutes and later cut it
Always cut grooves in your babies
and carves his channel name in it with a knife
@@understandabIe just like mom on thanksgiving of 01'
*turns oven on* JUST LIKE A BABY
"Some many different animals coming together"
2 animals.
so many...
Technically also chicken placenta with the egg yolks.
If you squint really hard you can count the mushrooms.
i belive upisnotjump is an animal himself...
5:25 had to look it up. The dogs name was Rumpole
Wow. Jan of 2020. I remember saying that it was concerning that a year defining event had happened in Janurary. And then by December I'd forgotten it had happened.
What a damn year.
“There is only one place in [REDACTED] that sells 🌰 chestnuts 🌰
Also, today I learned the chestnut emoji exists.
They look like chocolate covered hardened tree sap droplets
Does this mean he is a SCP?
Love chestnuts 💩
Internet Historian
🌰
"It's like holding a baby!"
So this is a "How to make Shaun from Fallout 4" video, because he has _slightly_ less personality than a beef wellington
1:56
Gordon Ramsay: We're not *cooking* the beef, we're just *searing* it.
UpIsNotJump: **searing noises**
Gordon Ramsay: Sear on top.
UpIsNotJump: **searing noises**
Gordon Ramsay: And sear on the bottom.
UpIsNotJump: **SEARING NOISES**
I'm only just watching this now... loving the Bob Ross references 😂😂 (I've seen the Painting is a nightmare video... you didn't too too bad to be honest 😄)
5:20
"Run poles"
He's warning Warsaw.
🤣🤣🤣 top comment
Is Germany back???
CZcams: 7 Comments
Me: Can I see them?
CZcams: Nah fam
Maybe reload the page.....
@@aturchomicz821 If you're early enough, it still doesn't show them. Its dumb
Aw yes, the genius and funny youtube comment that has nothing to do with the video
Welcome again
@@mattc5326 my god im crying better than titanic
Im having depression
I don't know why but I can stop laughing because he names his cat Sid 😂😂😂. That's like naming your dog Martin or something 😂
Every year my family makes a beef wellington for Christmas dinner and every holiday I watch this masterpiece
That escaping egg with its arms raised going ‘freedom!’ totally had me in stitches. Great comedy and good editing skills 👍
Mad respect for having the dedication to be self employed man. CZcams is a hard career choice.
Honestly though.
I’m pretty sure he is a teacher as well.
@@eragonlindemann7236 used to be a physics proffessor if I recall correctly, but I think he quit to focus more on youtube
Good thing he isn’t a chef though, eh?
EH?!
*EEEEHHHHHH?!?!*
Hi matt, please can you make more of these cooking style videos, you are a very talented chef!
This cooking show idea of yours seems fantastic. I have just found out the channel, but holy crap, this needs to be a thing from now on.