Leonardo DiCaprio's Terrified of Queens Above 25 | YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 16. 03. 2023
- Highlight From Episode 699: • Grossed Out | Your Mom...
Tom Segura and Christina P. discuss DiCaprio's dating history.
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Just turned 25, missed my damn window man. I’m also a 230 pound man but I think we could’ve looked past that
Give it a shot anyway man! You never know!
😂
45, 5’10”, 170, man - married…still keeping my fingers crossed. Never lose hope, bros.
it's okay man, you can still identify as a 19 year old model
Your star has dimmed, my man.
Leo is living the life like no other. Hero status.
"Listen, little one" hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣I loved that
Leo is trying to fill his Pokédex
pokedix
@@politerudeboi6898😂😂😂
Who ain't?
The crazy thing is he’s probably more honest in his relationships than most people because everyone involved knows the situation. His women don’t have to waste their time wondering what their future is with him so they can be free to just enjoy that relationship because there aren’t any expectations.
Doubt it. People this rich do whatever the fuck they want. Guys probably a dick head. He’s definitely a mediocre actor.
Ya as long as he tells them that too lol
If there are expectations, is it even technically a relationship? Women wouldnt necessarily waste their time for money and fame. Where im from most people are married by 25 and have multiple children as fast as possible lol. Imagine spending 18-25 wasting your time when you couldve literally gotten a master's degree in that time and met someone you ACTUALLY love.
Yes there are. They all expect to get dumped on their birthday.
@@ryanowns5 relationship or arrangement sometimes there’s little difference. There are many women who marry men only because they have a lot of money but people call that a relationship. Some cultures arrange marriages.
DiCaprio's dating is like leasing a car , he gets a new "ride" every 5 years
Actually its supposed to be every 2 years if you have money
He also probably is NOT dumping them based on 25, hes dumping them to avoid common law status.
Christina's catch-and-release type humane theory of Leo and these chicks actually makes some legitimate sense.
I just love that he dated a girl literally named "Morrone"
Sounds like a real “moron” hehe…heh..ehhh I’ll end myself now
when i jizz in your eye, 26 its goodbye, thats morrone.
Real men of genius
Catch and release. Love it XD
Nothing wrong with what Leo’s doing. Most people would do the exact same thing if they were as famous, attractive and rich as him, regardless of gender.
MOST?? Idk maybe half. I'm only 20 and like people my age so I'm not old enough to say if I'll feel same but personally I hope I stay attracted to within a couple years
@@bingdinggold1877 No, definitely most. Wait until you're older and you'll understand.
@@thedude4672 Yeah the two people including you who liked the original comment definitely agree "MOST"
There’s certainly a group of people that do that but to say most is absurd. There are plenty of people as famous, attractive and as rich as Leo already who do not date girls that young.
@The Dude I totally agree with you. But the wording was people and not men in the op. Now, if we say all men would do it, then yes cause we are gross and want arm candy. 😅
Not all Hero’s wear capes!
When chicks are in their twenties they are down to party and that’s that but then they hit their thirties and want to get married and have babies so Leo says buh-bye. He knows what he wants
When will he settle down on someone though?
@@Horzinicla Why should he?
@@Horzinicla why does he have to? I hate how people think just because you’re an adult you need to get married and have kids
@@RhytAwAyMistahJ I think everyone should, at the end of the day yknow
@@vitamind2387 I said three words and you talk about marriage and kids, settle down with someone; doesn't have to marry them or have kids with them
When she used the term lifespan I fell out of my chair laughing 😂
Why tho?
Notice whenever she referenced the older guys in these situations how quick she threw in words like gross and disgusting.
That was brilliant
the severance package is his rolodex haha
He doesn't date chick's who know what a Rolodex is
@@farmerdave33 Thats incredibly insulting to the chicks he dates
@@callanc3925 insulting to say they were born 30 years after the last rolodex was ever sold
@@farmerdave33 Im 22 and ive known what a rolodex was since i was in my teens. Do you also think none of the chicks he dates knows what ww2 is or something?
@@callanc3925 okay zennie
I like to think that once girls hit 25 they realize they don’t like him anymore
Maybe you’re on to something. Your brain isn’t fully developed until about 25. They’ve fully developed and realized he’s a douche lol
wouldn't that be tragically hilarious. The whole time Leo is getting his heart broken every breakup because they keep leaving him at 25
That would be the better scenario lol
That's funny but extremely small odds of that being the case
Cope
This is perfect
Everyone thinks Leo was famous at a really young age. He wasn’t. Growing Pains at 17 Gilbert Grape at 19. He just looked young. He wasn’t a Macaulay Culkin or Drew Berrymore.
That's true. He didn't start acting until 14 and wasn't famous until Growing Pains.
@@Missile_Command men like young women. What the hell does "emotionally stuck at 19" even mean?
@@Missile_Command So macaulay culkins a pedophile then?
I love Mommy's perspective on this actually. Thought provoking points here, well done. Good looks.
Basketball diaries is a banger
Tom, psychology champ my Man!
Leo is simply a man of the people. I hate how people trash him. Like, bro is doing the kords work every where. He's also a smoker. Man's not even infallible
🙏🏼 Saint Leo 🙏🏼
🎶REAL MEN OF GENIUS🎶
Nice call on Slow Horses.
I absolutely love Leo has been this way forever lol..now they wanna criticize him for it lmao..like he's smart as hell...he said noooo one is getting my cash lol and I agree with him🤷🏻♀
One thing about Leo is he doesn't flaunt anything. Doesn't chase the spotlight. Doesn't say or do stupid things.
If you're a man who doesn't want kids or to get married, dating women in their 30s is probably a very bad idea because you'll be wasting their time at an age when they probably want to get married and have kids asap.
I mean technically 20-25 is the time when they have the most sexual value and the most potential for obtaining a the best long term dude, so hes really wasting their prime years. However, early 30s is when theyre in a massive rush to settle down and have kids if they havent already so youre kinda right
The last thing he say to each of them after the breakup is, "Make me proud little fawn"!! 🦌
Catch and release
Facts
The thing with Leo, is that he was a damn good looking younger dude. But his head seems to continue growing, literally, physically. He looks off these days. Alcoholic bloat, maybe?
As for his dating habits? Everyone knows the score. It's a mutually beneficial relationship. He's using the women for their bodies, they're using him for clout and networking. 🤷♂️
Exactly. These incels here think they will also score hot girls without money lol
The 4 strokes guy over Tom’s shoulder is soo distracting
I love it.
He believes me now.
He's a Genius! 👏👏👏
Galactus' armor is just protecting us from that immense power.
Legend
Or maybe the obvious point is, marriage doesn’t benefit him and neither does dealing with older women.
You know what I wonder too?? I wonder if he would actually be willing to remain in a relationship with some of these girls after they turn 25, but since they already knew that was the cutoff for him, atleast in his past relationships, they are the ones ending it, bc they already prepared for it and want it to be over instead of “extending their stay”. I know I would do that. There is no way I would let myself get too invested in this type of relationship, even if he was.
He’s just waiting he’s waiting on Kate Winslet, haha
Haven’t heard one complain.
Keep the glasses daddy!
Leo trains them, opens all the doors to the elite world for them, then releases them at 25...unscathed. How is that worse than all those women who are run down by losers, depressed, detached from the good things, and then let go at 35-45 and ruined by child birth as well as burdened by those children still living at home.
“Ruined by childbirth” Jeez can anyone else see the hypocrisy
@@ashleyduckworthyt3224 You got ruined by childbirth, it's painfully obvious. I would take one look at your stretch marks and dry heave
@@ashleyduckworthyt3224 Do you have something to say? Gather up the courage and say it, don't be afraid. You don't have to make cowardly hinting at what you mean because of cowardice, no-one will hurt you for actually saying what you mean so people can actually respond.
I have no idea what you mean with what you just said.
YESS!!
@@pistonburner6448 haha wow you’re easily triggered eh? That was a lotta words to ask me to clarify
Basically a catch and release program
At the end Tom talks about how it seems depressing to be a forever bachelor... is it?
Think of it as a networking opportunity! All those execs on those Yachts? That's prime access!
She's right you know
I mean both people in that relationship know what they’re getting out of it so it doesn’t make sense why people even care
It’s probably not much of a correlation that 19 and 20= college, models/actors, actresses, musicians, etc… everyone’s hormones and “excitement” hit overdrive with the freedoms that come with college/uni, driving, clubbing, first apartments, travel, etc. (independent from parents basically) I think that high sex drive and sense of adventure for men and women kicks in then, and so society has kind of adopted that age (19-25) as kind of the sexbomb years. Majority of people are at their physical and mental best. Not usually a ton of baggage, baby mamas/daddies, etc. aka freedom and excitement…it makes sense for people who travel tons to date that age range, becomes much harder 30+. Rich people I’m sure also worry about being divorced for half their cash too. Messy lawsuits etc. Leo seems to be avoiding all that pretty well lol.
Let’s not normalize people lusting after 15yr olds though pls. If you wanna get technical that’s criminal offences and jail time, for good reasons. Any other name kinda doesn’t matter. 🤷🏻♂️🤢
Awesome take! Love you 2 👊🏻👖
Low T? They make stuff for that. Clooney ain't worried about low T.
Anything that doesn’t benefit women is considered inhumane or toxic
It's kind of like they are graduating Hollywood.
I love when certain people,(mostly women) who get pissed at LD for dating younger girls.
Christiana is the first girl I've seen mention it lmfao maybe you watch TOO many girls
@@bingdinggold1877 Ya, it was just a saying. Like watching women online accuse Leo of being a pig for dating younger women. Geez, not need to get autistic about it.
Women hate being rejected, even if its by dudes they never had a chance with.
Here is the thing:
I see no problem if he is honest with himself and upfront with the women he dates that he wants a a more transactional type of relationship.
But I wonder if he doesn’t get lonely, ya know. And by lonely I mean, never actually experiencing an intense and fulfilling relationship with someone not only on the sexual side but also on the emotional realm, where you have emotional involvement and companionship and want to mAke plans for the future with that person bc you like themso much you actually want them to stay in your life for as long as possible. Bc how invested can you get in a relationship that you know has an expiration date? ( and that goes for the girl aswell. Im sure the girls he picks and that pick him too are not dumb. They know what they are getting into and when the contract expires for both of them)
Ok, maybe he is not made to have a lifelong romantic partner and he gets the closeness and companionship from his family and friends throughout his life. And also, idk much about his relationship to his past girlfriends, like do they keep in touch as friends and check on each other every once in a while, even when they move on to better things. Anyway, I guess the answers for most of these questions we will never know.
It’s actually a valid angle. And yeah free range humane
He's Leo he can do whateer he wants.
its clear with his power and position, much like Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino, that as long as they can land a girl 19-25, they will be happy...even if they marry, they'll just fuck around. Let them be emotional infants forever, thats pretty much the destiny of any man with power, wealth and fame.
Yep
I mean just a few hundred years ago people were marrying super young. Like 14-16yrs old was like a normal age to get married off. Maybe it was because people didn’t live as long?!?
Here's an alternate theory: When women hit 25, they see their window closing and start pushing him to tie the knot. He says no and it causes them to break up. Honestly that makes more sense to me than "ew 26". He's just trying to live casually and not have some harpy drag him through the courts and who can fuckin blame him?
Yup, giselle broke up with him, I suspect similar for the other gals
Definitely possible because even if he did say he's not interested in marriage. Most girls probably think "he just hasn't dated me long enough to see that he will want to marry me"
@@yota8325 Or they'll think "well i dont need to get married right away, its a good idea to trade a few years with leo for not getting married till my late 20's"
3:29 Those are some interesting open tabs you've got there.
Lol, "world's biggest dick" of course next to "space apparel"
It's very simple. He likes what he likes and does what he does. If we all had not only the ability and the funding, clout to back it up? Would you also? answer honestly. But, SOS - Shiny Object Syndrome is very real.
I mean, if you could wouldn't ya?
I doubt he starts the convo with listen little one……..he’s the king we all strive to be. Send me some more of those videos ladies.
💀
Lolol found the virgin ☝️
That happens only if you re rich lol
Seems like everyone wins
If it's legal then what's the problem?
Listen little one...
And Warren Beatty was 55 when he settled down. Yes, I’m one hundred and thirty three years old…
The thing about the age of 25 is your brain has fully developed at that point and I don't think Leo is looking for conversation.
I think you're onto something there.
People suddenly become capable of intelligent conversations after 25 😮?
@@iseaflames Not all, but the chances definitely go up by a percentage point or two.
@@iseaflames It's a joke. Kind of has some truth to it, but really, just a joke.
Defending
The harsh truth is that 1) Men feel 25 for decades after being 25 and we don't care if you think it's yucky or creepy and 2) Women prefer older men anyway so it's win-win.
Older ladies, get over yourselves, find a cabana boy to cougar with and myob.
"that's what i like about high school girls..." -dazed and dicaprio
Hes rich enough to pick the youngest , purest women. Even after Top G schooled you guys , you still havent Leant 😂 we gota teach you the high five again christina, where's the donut 😂
It's pretty strange that this women assumes that a 25 year old model would want to settle for a gross old dude after being with Leo who is a super hottie. Most of these models are very wealthy by normal standards themselves and have successful careers. They date Leo, cause he's Leo, not rich. Super demeaning towards women.
He’s the next Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson got married like three times though and had kids.
@@vladimirhorowitz True, married only once & has six kids by 5 different women. I was referring to his habit of much younger girlfriends.
Leo's exes are all becoming popular actress's (etc) now thanks to him so 💁🏻♂️
Like who?
if you could you would. but you can’t, so you’re married. 😂🤫🤫🤫
It's catch and release... 🤷♂️ nothing wrong with it qns he doesn't lose his fortune... Basically he can't trust me sooooooo... he's being safe and they both get what they want.
I'm with Christine in that his relationships are definitely transactional, that's why it's strange when people online treat the models he dates as these braindead morons that are manipulated by him, when in reality they obviously know what they're getting with an old and out-of-shape Hollywood millionaire; there are no innocent parties in these scenarios, but making fun of Leo for it will always be funny
Your brain doesn't fully develop until 25. Think on that.
@@McShag420 your brain is more than developed enough to realize what comes with dating an old rich Hollywood guy with a publicly known dating habit. You don't suddenly enter a higher state of wisdom the day you become 25, and there's plenty of women past 25 dating older guys for the same reasons. Some relationships are transactional, and this is no different
All relationships are transactional one way or another🎉
@@operationb.e.n6480 exactly lol
Btw im a girl
Edit those ladies know exactly what they are doing
@@McShag420 i’m in my twenties and have dated men at least 15+ my senior. None of it lasted because I knew what was up.
Obviously Christine doesn't know what being Alpha Widowed means
Leonardo "Catch and release" DiCaprio
I hate the way you guys mix the audio.
hi my queens above 18...oops i mean below 25
Terrified? lol.... has a prefence? Yeah, it's a preference. I can't relate to it, but more power to him...
Alright alright alright...
His gf's get a crash course on being invisible, managing $ & business shit, get paid a lifetime worth of money while learning from a master at their craft. I mean good lord.
People act like these women are just being used, abused and thrown out like yesterday's trash. That's Bullshit.
Imagine being eskimo bros with Leo? I'm down, no homo
I'm sure tons of dudes are and don't realize it. Leo's got a body count well in the hundreds, maybe even thousands by now.
Would you rather be a rich, happy man dating girls legally who know the deal or the ones whining about him doing so? People always have something to say. Go back to watching people puke and getting hit by cars
Yikes when old women get offended about not having a shot with guys that they would never normally have a shot with anyway regardless of her age. He most likely drops them for issues that are more serious like them becoming full of themselves.
He is taking the place of Hugh Hefner...🤫
Some people buy cars, some people lease. *shrug*
Leo is doing the dating equivalent of fly fishing, catch and release. Except he gave them the chance to meet some other rich guy and get that sweet marriage money they wanted and have kids if they wanted to. Leos fame and clout lets him do whatever he wants.
Like he did a deal with the devil. You gotta go. I stay broke so the 75 is really depressing. I did like the thought process of helping them out. But doubt it works this way. But would have to be to much in his business. It is so wild who everybody hooks up with. I cringe at the people who consummate with an eight year old and kill her. But it is weird to be very young and go he old guy. Somebody joked with someone hey what was her age long ago and she is literally a baby.
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lay off the pcp
Eden Polani (18) has been in a relationship with Mohammed Alsaloussi (38) (2022) Now DiCaprio 48 looks like she likes older guys 😅😢
Giselle was with him six years then she married the greatest quarterback of all time!
You think he’s the next Jack Nicholson? Old man going around grossing out young girls? 😂
I hope the female version of any of the cool guy club is the one that ties him down finally😂😂
You are so right is not it.
Tom def got a side piece