Chrissy Sexy Time - YMH Highlight

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  • čas přidán 8. 10. 2020
  • Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura and Christina P in this highlight. Chris discusses managing his hypersexuality, and reveals his technique for J'ing his D. Chris explains that he "falls in love with men, but has sex with women," which leads to them looking at some cool boy-boy scenes. Chris also talks about how he's managing the addiction today.
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Komentáře • 160

  • @Slim728
    @Slim728 Před 3 lety +297

    Distefano needs to be a quarterly guest. This episode made my year mommies.

  • @theliammoran27
    @theliammoran27 Před 3 lety +517

    Chris is like a straighter Mac from Always Sunny

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 Před 3 lety +352

    This guy is the highest and tightest

    • @fletchermoore5428
      @fletchermoore5428 Před 3 lety +8

      Chrissy D keeps it tucked back, check out his podcast History Hyenas with the great Yannis Papas

    • @amillionxanchez1986
      @amillionxanchez1986 Před 3 lety +2

      Chrissy D keeps it tucked back 😂

    • @fletchermoore5428
      @fletchermoore5428 Před 3 lety +6

      @@amillionxanchez1986 He also closes the refrigerator door with his lunch lady hips, make no mistake

    • @jamesmoncrieff7685
      @jamesmoncrieff7685 Před 2 lety

      Chrissy tuck backs

  • @hunterwoodlee3000
    @hunterwoodlee3000 Před 3 lety +83

    I used go think I overshared. This guy made me feel better.

  • @rayholliday5134
    @rayholliday5134 Před 3 lety +88

    "He's got a nice piece on him" 🤣🤣

  • @kylemedeiros6907
    @kylemedeiros6907 Před 3 lety +81

    As a counselor I just want to say this is a more sophisticated conversation than it seems. Good for Chris for his progress.
    Less options actually equals less anxiety. Look up the anxiety of uncertainty in the what I’ve learned channel.
    This dude is hilarious.

  • @MM-bt8ke
    @MM-bt8ke Před 3 lety +37

    Thank god for his therapist for suggesting he should become a comedian. Chris D is hilarious.

  • @joerobinson2538
    @joerobinson2538 Před 2 lety +9

    This guy is the coolest. Totally honest and open about his addiction. So great he got help and has it under control! Plus-he’s funny as heck.

  • @JNJ1014
    @JNJ1014 Před 3 lety +10

    My addictions to drugs, alcohol & girls were identical to Chris. You constantly repeat the same behaviors, often despite escalating negative consequences, in search of some relief of your pain. It wasn’t until I got sober that I learned my compulsive behaviors brought on my pain instead of relieving it.
    All hedonists eventually learn the pursuit of pleasure leads to ruin & despair, while the pursuit of discipline leads to TRUE freedom.

    • @yermom014
      @yermom014 Před 3 lety +3

      It's weird how mastering control of yourself is the real path, it's kind of the opposite of what most people are taught. Not that I'm as disciplined as I want to be, but I have made headway and what he and you are saying is absolutely true in that discipline is freedom. Very odd facet of life.

  • @ruthlessrog1
    @ruthlessrog1 Před 3 lety +13

    "Uh oh, this guys about to take communion right here..." started trail to 45min of pure belly laugh/crying 💚 This was pure chemistry mommies

  • @davidwitt3547
    @davidwitt3547 Před 3 lety +38

    This whole podcast was a highlight, cuzzie wuzzie. Steele pipe chrissy about to blow up. Non totes for life.

  • @bigloudandnoisy3601
    @bigloudandnoisy3601 Před 3 lety +7

    I love watching this podcast, I feel like YMH brings so much reality to these “fictitious characters” we enjoy watching.

  • @chickenpotpie3913
    @chickenpotpie3913 Před rokem +3

    So much respect for his genuine honesty.

  • @stellavela3342
    @stellavela3342 Před 3 lety +15

    Chrissy you’re intellectually stimulated!

  • @michaelarvin572
    @michaelarvin572 Před 3 lety +15

    Yes! Narcissm is more dangerous than people think. It's not just "Oh he's a charming jerk".

  • @thehooptytube
    @thehooptytube Před 3 lety +13

    Dude is the most YMH guest ever. :) New fan!

  • @flashjordan6839
    @flashjordan6839 Před 3 lety +76

    Maybe its because chrissy button shot doesnt have sexual feelings for men so he is able to relax and just have a regular conversation.

  • @Dsynyster24
    @Dsynyster24 Před 3 lety +11

    Yo Chris is hilarious I watched him on the honeydew and he killed it

  • @shaan34
    @shaan34 Před 3 lety +3

    my favorite ymh guest ever

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast Před 3 lety +6

    6:00 Chrissy Drip-drop grabbin' that mike real good, he's got experience you can tell.

  • @pedrosantsaver
    @pedrosantsaver Před 3 lety +51

    I felt this so hard, except for the falling for guys part, it's a dad issue. I have a mom issue, so I love all women.

  • @danieljones8191
    @danieljones8191 Před 2 lety +3

    This show has no boundaries lol Jesus

  • @irishbearsfan12
    @irishbearsfan12 Před 3 lety +2

    Toms face when he says “nice piece” 😂

  • @eliaskhoury4302
    @eliaskhoury4302 Před 3 lety +2

    Random question: anyone know where Chris got his shirt? It’s cool!

  • @maushardt13
    @maushardt13 Před rokem

    Holy shit dude......that was the most interesting interview I've heard in years. Tom and Christina, good work!!!!!!

  • @hcastro23
    @hcastro23 Před 3 lety +15

    Chrissy Highlights over here

  • @the86fleet43
    @the86fleet43 Před 3 lety +3

    "This guy, about to take communion right here"

  • @troymontgomery4173
    @troymontgomery4173 Před 3 lety +1

    Chrissy and Vinny both need to come on here for a sesh mommies!!

  • @dugfriendly
    @dugfriendly Před 3 lety +14

    he puts a lot of thought into his presentation - triggering to some, inviting to others - esp dudes looking for a luau

  • @F-Los
    @F-Los Před 3 lety +5

    Dope shirt bro
    Now go crank to that

  • @tankdog77
    @tankdog77 Před 3 lety +5

    Chrissy D, I adore thee... 🤣

  • @Dyswtric2001
    @Dyswtric2001 Před 2 lety

    Chrissy Drip Drop 😂 😂

  • @bracero27
    @bracero27 Před 2 lety +1

    Totally get it! 😂

  • @RupertMcGruber
    @RupertMcGruber Před rokem

    Such a good clip from such a good guy. Thanks all :)

  • @skibooski6884
    @skibooski6884 Před 2 lety +3

    His impression of his dad is just Tim Dillon

  • @theweirick
    @theweirick Před 3 lety +1

    Chris dominates basketball.

  • @r3cy
    @r3cy Před 3 lety +2

    I'm a sex addict too, the thing that helps me the most is being consistantly ugly.

  • @azztazztik7953
    @azztazztik7953 Před 3 lety

    Tom made the best joke of his life

  • @davidlloydmiller
    @davidlloydmiller Před 3 lety +2

    Are we still laughing at Staten Island?

  • @VelvetCzar
    @VelvetCzar Před 3 lety +1

    I just got over prostatitis as well and it was cured with Levaquin. Shits so strong it kills anthrax lol

  • @danieljones8191
    @danieljones8191 Před 2 lety

    What a cool guy

  • @whoispluto
    @whoispluto Před 3 lety +2

    Tom- yeah thats fascinating 😐

  • @HippocratesBlack
    @HippocratesBlack Před 2 lety +2

    Chrissy fan theories:
    1. Fascination with dad dictates ideals and bleeds into his romantic fantasies.
    2. Chris’ dad pushed valor over wisdom for so long that Chris devalues his startling intelligence to the point that he won’t express it around women out of embarrassment. But his intelligent nature finds periodic expression around men. Part of the expression is sexual to vent his need for intelligent intimacy.
    He talks to a guy, vents his need for intelligent intimacy, feels a release of natural expression peaking, and suppresses it until he can get a private moment.
    3. That nigga gay.

  • @Luketc7
    @Luketc7 Před 3 lety

    6:40 that’s exactly what Chris Delia said wow

  • @peterwelsh1932
    @peterwelsh1932 Před 3 lety

    Christina at 1:30 FTW-AF !!! 😹 ☘️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐊 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🙈🎶🎶🎶🎶

  • @DrTeeth478
    @DrTeeth478 Před 3 lety +2

    Y’all about energy drink energy

  • @FHRiley-yk9by
    @FHRiley-yk9by Před 3 lety +5

    Chris is such a sweet boy.

  • @aydendunaway4740
    @aydendunaway4740 Před 3 lety

    Wild

  • @wretchedslippage3255
    @wretchedslippage3255 Před 3 lety +3

    Chrissy Thicc Boi

  • @thetrustysidekick3013
    @thetrustysidekick3013 Před 3 lety +2

    Didn't the ancient Greeks have that? Platonic love for other men where they actually had sex with other men but didn't see it as homosexuality. I know he said he has sex with women but I feel he connects on a deeper level with men more because he finds them emotionally and intellectually more stimulating than women, but he finds women physically attractive.

  • @vitalorgan2946
    @vitalorgan2946 Před 2 lety

    “He’s got a good piece on him”

  • @armandoroman6070
    @armandoroman6070 Před 3 lety +1

    second visit soon!

  • @MiamiSammy
    @MiamiSammy Před 3 lety +1

    Chrissy Drip Drop it is what it is

  • @KingIbanazzi
    @KingIbanazzi Před 3 lety

    chris probably got about 1,000 dudes to try this technique just by saying "i swear to god"

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR Před 3 lety +4

    I want the following statement on my tombstone: 4:49

  • @scenedogs3267
    @scenedogs3267 Před rokem

    Ooh bro is having a primal feeling. Talking and interacting with another male gives a connection that says..once this convo is over..go show your masculinity. I have a buddy that's like this. Him talking about how he smashed some girl arouses me sometimes and I'm not gay. I am curious what he has and why it happens..maybe it's just a mind thing

  • @justinw947
    @justinw947 Před 2 lety

    Too many options can ruin someone

  • @abornleader2474
    @abornleader2474 Před 2 lety

    OMG WTF 🤣

  • @truzle6133
    @truzle6133 Před 3 lety

    4:48 check this out first

  • @adamsauve
    @adamsauve Před 3 lety +2

    I strongly feel like a make sex addict, is a regular make who has the looks to get a lot of girls.

  • @RK-dc2es
    @RK-dc2es Před rokem

    lol Chris just described bisexuality. People think it means being equally romantically & physically attracted to men & women, but some bisexuals are more sexually attracted to one gender while more romantically attracted to another. Like I'm more sexuallly & romantically attracted to men, but my attraction to women is primarily romantic. However, if I'm romantically interested in a woman enough, that'll translate to eventual sexual attraction. But, like, yeah, Chris is bi.

  • @crazycarl00
    @crazycarl00 Před 3 lety

    Hahahaahahahahahaha

  • @patherrmann3009
    @patherrmann3009 Před 2 lety

    Ice T has got some news for you.

  • @calebhampson1042
    @calebhampson1042 Před 3 lety

    Chrissy mommy jeans

  • @VanLaughlinPodcast
    @VanLaughlinPodcast Před 3 lety +2

    11:10

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot Před 3 lety +1

    Woah. This dude just put a lot of weird shit about life, that previously didn’t get, into very clear terms..

  • @mckaybridges9229
    @mckaybridges9229 Před 3 lety +2

    Hard not to pretend when you have a daughter with someone! She has all power.

  • @CommonCentrist82
    @CommonCentrist82 Před 3 lety

    Good for him. I don't understand his personality type... never seen a sex addict gay/not gay dude before.

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 Před 3 lety +1

      I don't even thinks he's really addicted to sex. He just uses it to express his heightened passions from being stimulated intellectually.

  • @ryang4059
    @ryang4059 Před 3 lety +25

    Is he serious or is this a bit? lol either way it’s funny

    • @rcjames4
      @rcjames4 Před 3 lety +2

      He has said this on many different podcasts and even in a standup so it could be his bit

    • @mondeezul
      @mondeezul Před 3 lety +7

      Reality is a suggestion

    • @davidd41
      @davidd41 Před 3 lety +2

      Its true imo you can tell by the detail he goes into

    •  Před 3 lety +4

      @@davidd41 well its a pinch of truth turned into a bit. He likes the gay attention

    • @ryang4059
      @ryang4059 Před 3 lety

      Yea that’s what I was thinking too and I’ve seen some of his stuff he’s funny but I don’t know enough about him to know if it’s true or not. Still funny tho lol

  • @sladeakira533
    @sladeakira533 Před 3 lety +1

    Shit lots of people coming out in these comments.

  • @dontpanic9261
    @dontpanic9261 Před 3 lety +1

    LADDA 14.

  • @madjazza4098
    @madjazza4098 Před 3 lety

    I think this guys recognises as everything that's every existed but not at the same time. Is he real?

  • @alexgarza5239
    @alexgarza5239 Před 3 lety

    How did nadav fuck up the thumbnail 💀💀💀

  • @show_me_your_kitties
    @show_me_your_kitties Před rokem

    Well he sure likes to share a lot...too much.. especially for a father of a child who will have infinite access to this content. But hey different strokes for different folks ay Chris 😂

  • @FrancisJCastleIII
    @FrancisJCastleIII Před 3 lety +7

    Maybes

    • @poppasquat8483
      @poppasquat8483 Před 3 lety +1

      Landed on this comment at the exact moment he said it

  • @HBCrigs
    @HBCrigs Před 2 lety

    Romantic attraction ; sexual attraction

  • @joshabbott3227
    @joshabbott3227 Před 3 lety +10

    Hey Hitlers!

  • @hambone7181
    @hambone7181 Před rokem

    Male companionship is what he's missing

  • @michaelsaxonson251
    @michaelsaxonson251 Před 3 lety +11

    Chris has been listening to Jordan Peterson and Jocko Willink

  • @mystictcg4097
    @mystictcg4097 Před rokem

    he's not heterosexual but maybe hetero romantic

  • @makerstudios5456
    @makerstudios5456 Před 3 lety +4

    “I’ve never had gay thoughts.”
    Dude, you just said you would definitely jack Tom.

  • @michaelbruno1330
    @michaelbruno1330 Před 3 lety +1

    He's in a dysfunctional relationship with his babies mama! She must be codependent too...

  • @ImK4Os
    @ImK4Os Před 3 lety +31

    I'm not sure why but for some reason Cristina acting like she knows anything medical at all just because she's in therapy and does a podcast with a doctor is just so annoying

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 Před 3 lety +4

      You never dealt with women then the majority of them do that 😂 which i myself have no problem with it's cute

    • @chris42028
      @chris42028 Před 3 lety

      ImK4Os you need one of them shirts 👖

    • @eliseelkins5279
      @eliseelkins5279 Před 3 lety +2

      Thank god, someone said what we were all thinking!

    • @eliseelkins5279
      @eliseelkins5279 Před 3 lety +1

      Alchemist as a woman who watches the podcast, this is false.

    • @TTAmber
      @TTAmber Před 3 lety +2

      Hopefully its more of a curiosity and trying to figure things out with educated guesses rather than know-it-all

  • @samuelshapiro5426
    @samuelshapiro5426 Před 3 lety +2

    is this a bit?

  • @timothykappel198
    @timothykappel198 Před 2 lety

    68 year old woman. Wtf man that old

  • @show_me_your_kitties
    @show_me_your_kitties Před rokem

    After years of watching Chris i just realized I hate him.

  • @tommybrasco1
    @tommybrasco1 Před rokem

    All comedians are so narcissistic it’s crazy

  • @YuvrajSingh-yf1xu
    @YuvrajSingh-yf1xu Před 3 lety +1

    first

  • @TheThomasBlack
    @TheThomasBlack Před 3 lety +2

    Nothing like an addict talking about how great he’s doing now while on probably 8 adderalls.

    • @TheHiyy
      @TheHiyy Před 3 lety +11

      Nothing like a depressed POS judging and doubting other people who are trying to get better

    • @shilohwallaby617
      @shilohwallaby617 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheHiyy Tim Dillon made a career out of it though

  • @juansempertegui3662
    @juansempertegui3662 Před 2 lety +1

    Distefano IS NOT funny. He talks wayyyyy too much.

  • @MrZaner1
    @MrZaner1 Před 3 lety

    When this guy tells his story about monogamy and how it frees him it doesn't sound genuine. It sounds very forced like he's not only trying to convince us but he's trying to convince himself as well. I don't buy it I don't think he'll be able to stay in line very long

    • @eye1dry138
      @eye1dry138 Před 2 lety

      Discipline is a powerful tool.

  • @HippocratesBlack
    @HippocratesBlack Před 2 lety

    Chrissy fan theories:
    1. Fascination with dad dictates ideals and bleeds into his romantic fantasies.
    2. Chris’ dad pushed valor over wisdom for so long that Chris devalues his startling intelligence to the point that he won’t express it around women out of embarrassment. But his intelligent nature finds periodic expression around men. Part of the expression is sexual to vent his need for intelligent intimacy.
    He talks to a guy, vents his need for intelligent intimacy, feels a release of natural expression peaking, and suppresses it until he can get a private moment.
    3. That nigga gay.