Christina's Curations with Chris Distefano - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 12. 10. 2020
- Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura and Christina P in this highlight to watch some of Christina's TikTok curations. They see updates from the TikTok'd trainer, The King, they watch some couple people's describe what they need in the bedroom, a 'Tok from a Black Country Englishman, a prisoner looking for a pen pal, and a very cool martial artist. The curations prompt Chris to share stories about protests in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn and Ted Bundy.
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You guys have to do this with Theo Von. He will either see friends from his childhood or his head will explode lol
They show him a video of a guy lightning himself on fire-
Theo: "Shit that reminds me, we had this kid back in Covington, LA who used to light his shoes on fire while they were still on his feet. We called him Freddy FireShoes"
@@jlu965 accurate
This. Is. Comedy
The first guy looks like he could be related to Theo
@@jlu965 that would. Be amazing for this segment
"He already killed women by that point"
Tom lights up with curiosity.
That Bundy story was definitely bull shit lol
@@wolfverine9993 you’d be surprised how many people look and are actually psychopaths live in old abandoned towns. Fucking makes you stay awake at night
@@Damnto That’s the reason why people like Bundy are famous. Blended in very well with the community, the kind of guy that’s respected and you never hear a bad word spoken about him. And that entire time he was a monster and had like 20 people buried in his crawl space underneath his house.
8:30 Tom's eyes just light up at certain topics don't they
Petition for that first guy to be the new P90X personality
The sexual tension between Christina and the audience in the outro is palpable
I love how Tom used to despise Christina’s tiktoks but now it’s a staple of the show and the segment is so fucking funny
I saw someone say that we traded Chris D'elia for Chris Distefano and honestly, pretty damn good trade.
Heard it too, but it was we got "Normand for Delia..which is great trade"
I agree that his stand-up was dog shit. However, he was pretty great offstage. In any case, the dude got cancelled for essentially no reason by a bunch of Tik Toks.
His podcast was so good though. Hope he starts it up again at some point tbh. I heard he's doing shows soon, so I think if that goes well he might bring it back. But Distefano is extremely hilarious on stage. His material is some of my favorite I've heard in awhile.
I don’t like his standup but Delia was one of the best on podcasts
Hell Yes the D'elia trade for Chrissy D was a steal of a deal. I likes some of D'elias stuff but he always seemed like a giant DICK. ChrissyD's So much funnier, way better stories, super nice dude who's not scared to say crazy wild stuff, and he's a beast on the POD baby!
Keep em high and tight mommies. Currently eating chipotle when all of a sudden somebody says to me “keep em high and tight, jeans” to me as they walk past. Very cool interaction!
And everyone in the room stood and clapped
That thumbnail looks exactly like Christina. Exactly like her.
Lmfao!
Wow you’re right! It does!
Applegate?
Same with Tom
Well it is her? I’m confused by some of these comments.
The black country is an area in the English midlands! Just west of Birmingham! I live a mile from the museum where that tik tok was filmed!
Using a cell phone app to promote an Industrial Revolution living history museum seems ill-advised.
@@FairsleyDifference It's a museum that needs social media promotion just like any other. Would you prefer I send a carrier pigeon to every person instead?
@@FairsleyDifference check it out. It's actually brilliant
@@MrJimboCross I made no aspersions on the quality of the establishment. But it’s not a living history museum if the 19th century man speaks in character into a cell phone camera.
@@FairsleyDifference it's a promotional device you sausage
Crissy "I like that guy" Distefano
For anyone interested in the TikTok at 9:11 - 'Black Country' is an area in England, & the guy is speaking in a Black Country accent/using Black Country slang
"Worroh our kid, you just entered Black Country TikTok, so mind how you go, and keep out th'oss road"
Worroh = Hello
Our kid = friend (i.e. man/dude/mate)
Mind how you go = Goodbye (i.e. 'stay safe')
Keep out th'oss road = another way to say goodbye, 'Keep out the horse road', referring to when roads were for horse-drawn carriages, literally saying 'don't walk in the street in case you get run over by a horse', essentially meaning the same as 'mind how you go'
I'm from willenhall
Ar bin ya?
The pathological need guy was legit funny though. Thats a legit joke right there, and the delivery is on point
pretty sure he was making fun of women.
@@feetham just no? there's no way that reads as making fun of women. that's a self depracating use of the "if you cant handle me at my worst ..etc" that builds on the stereotype of men being emotionally insecure and also craving sex.
I didn't think he was funny or if he thought he was funny with that nose piercing. We are completely different in interests and values aha
Definitely a bit.
@Eduardo Mendes Eduardo
9:25 The accent is a Birmingham accent from the U.K. Birmingham his sometime referred to as Black Country (nothing racial). He’s also dressed like a Peeky Blinder who were from Birmingham and speak with the same accent.
It's not a Birmingham accent, its a black country accent, we sound a lot worse around here.
Christina's work on saving tiktoks is actually quite curious from a sociological perspective. I actually find them extremely interesting.
Me too. It's a window to a different world that I don't know
@@rafaelmolinari If we didn't have tiktok, or her curious mind/time we wouldn't be seeing these people.
@@danielbecker5735 I'd be ok with that...
@@jonnybgoode7742 And yet here you are watching these highlights.
@@jonnybgoode7742 L comment
That person at the 3 minute mark is He-Man. You can't convince me otherwise.
Hahaha holy shit 😂😂
Y.M.H this has me dying thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out in The Ether🎭
You know damn well that Chris' dad NEVER said "special needs " 😅 I just wanna hear that joke with his dad saying. " c'mon man, my kids Re-tarded." 🤣
Is that clip of the last guy on CZcams. It had me crying with laughter, I had to pause as I couldn't stop. Christina's Curations are so addictive 💜🖤💜🔥😂
I love the super-quick bail on knowing a sociopath before he could be asked who. Nice recovery!
So what I’m hearing is that your family could have stopped Ted Bundy but didn’t...pretty low and loose
Christine's face when Chris says no🤣
The prison guy, legit I had a friend who went to prison and he video called once and he was chilling WITH THAT GUY! I talked to him for a second. Lol
Amazing! Lol
The Lady who made prisonloveandfriendship works for me. They're all legit Inmates
As always thank y’all
This guy has all the best stories for everything
Steven King's bit on alcohol was spot on.
I love the curations
5:22 Mommies don't understand satire??
Poe's law.
They're old leave em alone
Or it's pretty obvious they're being sarcastic, too...
hey there, I noticed that you said “side tire” instead of the real spelling of the word, which is “satire.” I like to explain to people how to spell things when they make mistakes, because when you make spelling mistakes, it indicites that you probably have issues in your life as well. Just wanted to regurgitate you real quick. Thanks.
@@4968ace I sure could assume a thing or two when someone makes a simple mistake like that, especially when they don't reread something they're about to tell to the world. Not that they're having issues in life exactly, but maybe they're a little dense.
The way Chris says "oh my God" in utter shock at what he's witnessing 3:00
Tom’s expression when he’s telling that Ted bundy story... hahahahahaahhaaghahahah
I'm sorry but I thought of Bert instantly the second that guy said the shirt comes off for this one 😅 😂
I love that thumbnail picture of Christin
Jeans I need help finding a girlfriend to add to my straight relationship 🤣
I wish they put these peoples toks, i need more 🤣
My neighbor went home from college to visit her parents and while she was gone Ted Bundy went to her sorority house and attacked 4 women. Some of these close calls with serial killers are so crazy
The guy at 5:23 is the real life buffalo bill.
I'm from Utah and the amount of times I've heard a variation of the meeting Ted Bundy story you'd think he cannibalised half of the states women.
Exactly what I thought when I heard that story, also from Utah and I swear everyone has a Bundy story about their aunt or mom or something
As soon as he said “date with a sociopath in the 70s”, I FUCKIN knew it was gonna be Ted Bundy
Love to watch 3 comedians take an obvious joke seriously
They're getting old.
That ted Bundy story was wild!
I live for Christina's curations
Stylebender has met his match haha
I use the dark toks as exposure therapy for social anxiety
I live for Christina's Curations
6:45 they start laughing because Chris is in the presence of one as he speaks
Holy shit, I follow that "good morning my queens above 18" guy. What a creep.
Already know this will be good before it even starts
I ain’t fightin for power, I got POWER baby 😤😈. Turn ya back straight
"We gotta Definetly write a song about how we do not diddle kids"
"There is no quicker way to make people think you're diddling kids then to write a song about it.".
The first guy sounds like a commercial from an interdementional cable episode of Rick and Morty
This wasn’t “The Kings original vid”!! The pre- “above 18” vid is in the Christinas Curations vid w/ Ian Bagg @ 12:03!!
8:33 Tom has never been more fully engorged.
See Toms eyes when dude says he was already killing women......
Yeet
that first guy looked like a young Patton Oswalt
I “sale” workout plan is the cherry on top
First guy looks like “David” from Guess Who
Anyone know where Chris’ shirt is from?
9min 12secs ....i live minutes away from this place!!! Cant believe uv featured it haha ....he said "alright our kid, you have just entered black country tiktok, so mind how you go and keep out the horses road"
"Genderfluid Ted Bundy" 😂😂
Holy shit that ted bundy story.
I had a pen pal in prison when I was 10 years old. My stepmother was his "teacher" and she thought it would be a good idea for us to correspond. This same prison program is how she had met my father. I had previously went about 2 years without seeing my father and I thought he was just away. To recap, my father went to prison, finessed a counselor, got released, and I became his cell mate's pen pal at 10 years old. All true, and I had no idea until I was in my 30's.
amazing
I find myself wanting to make tiktoks now. If i come up on Christina's curations then i know 100% im actually fucked up.
I JUST realised, chrissy sounds like Biff from back to the future
What are you saying BUTTHEAD !
Close your eyes and it’s Pete Davidson as the guest
They were best friends until Pete fucked his girlfriend while he was consoling Chris.
DUDE #PRISONLOVEANDFRIENDSHIP!! The Lady who created it works for me. Lol. She's stoked that I found this..big fans Tom
#JeansOver18 Good job, I'm a big fan - Big Daddy Green Jeans
6:40 little did Chris know he was in the room with one right then and there.
And the entire crew laughed.
Red, white and blue!!
It’s funny until you realize none of y’all have YOUR own work out plan 🤣
i would never want to see tom in a alley
First guy sales his work out plans. Good to know elementary school served him well.
Oh my god Rogan needs to be on the tok. I’d love to see him watch Christina’s curations
He is
@@weezypeezy1725 I meant like I need to see Rogan watching the curations lol
Damn Cristina looking 20 years younger in the thumbnail
Black Country is the nickname I guess for an area in the midlands of the uk, and they have very thick accents
I wonder if tokkers actually know what pathological means.
5:32: I like how he points at the camera.....to show off his dumb, arm and hand tattoos?😂
Does anyone know the username of the guys Tiktok that says "hello my beauties over 18"
Are you 18+ and a queen?
Please have Scarlett Crypt in the future!
As if Black country museum was on here. I use to go there as a kid.
When Chris said Utah, 70s, and sociopaths I knew it was ted bundy
I'd love to know what Chris thinks of big time tommy and hard rock nick
04:55 Damn she even got a Batushka shirt
The bowl cut lady looks like Falcor
I wish they would list the tik tok users they play
Am I crazy or did Mark Normand tell the same Ted Bundy story @7:45 on the Honey Dew w/Stickler, or some other Podcast.
I wanna buy a workout!
Or his pathological need to sound like buffalo bill 🤣
Black Country is in the West Midlands England. It was a large coal mining region.
I whant a your mom's house soundboard app
RPC aaawggh getofffffff would make a great notification ring tone
@@RoyArrowood I whant the "you use the rword " one personally
Chris Distefano is actually kinda funny which was a surprise considering that shirt.
That alcohol lady straight outta innsmouth
This world is frightening. How are these people produced?
I wanna be Christina when I grow up 💀
That man was not 15😂
"i sale workout plan you get 3". Deal!
Omg the 1st.... Definitely 1st workout is situps for donuts. Military Police? Doubt it, we had to run from them.....that dude don't run though. I am interested in his routine though Tom or Christine, I feel like I've done it advertently and need to change programs. I'm 197 and 67 inches tall. I'm basically a taller oopa loompa. Btw, Goodnight Queens
Who's the hot 25 year old girl in the thumbnail ?? I was hoping to see her during this video but they never showed her...
Chrissy Tiktoks
@@lean.2366 lol, good one !!!
Says he’s 16 bruh got hand tattoos 😂
"A gender fluid Ted Bundy" I can't :D
Who's that 20 something in the thumbnail