Christina's Curations: w/David Cross - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 14. 02. 2022
- David Cross approaches Christina P's curations with some trepidation and perhaps its not entirely unfounded. After a quick primer on what TikTok is, we delve into the dark Tok of confused older folks, Doritos in their rawest form, a particularly disrespectful train passenger, and more.
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A la Ron Howard “Back at the house, Tobias was learning what TikTok was, and after doing so, subsequently decided to take his not-so-fledgling acting career, online.”
“Hello TikTok internet-ers, this is my first foray on this app and this is my rendition of “im a bad bad man” from Annie get your gun.” *begins to slap knee on beat*
The ideal outlet for any Analrapist.
“Did I do the TikTok or did I just blow myself er I mean it”
Fuckin on point hahaa
This was beautiful. Such arrested vibes
8:00 Cross is just on another in the timing dept. His "Uhh...alright well, to each his own." after Tim and Push agree smoking crack is bad is top tier
David constantly taking off his headphones must be grinding Tim’s gears
I'm surprised he doesn't have his 😷
Yah Tim must have been annoyed... But can you imagine how enraged Tom must have been?! 😬
There's something so wholesome about David Cross and I can't put my finger on it. He does the same stand up stuff and is funny like all their other guests on here, but he just seems so nice.
He has a gentle old jeans quality. He’s been featherin it so long that he is the feather.
There’s something so off about your instincts, it’s troubling beyond measure.
He is one of the most disgusting, lascivious, and dishonest creeps around, has sold out his contemporaries, and is anything but wholesome.
Wholesome men nearing 50, don’t court 20 someone they were fans of as children.
@@Hydrated.And.Caffeinated he’s a dirt bag. What are you people smoking?
How can you not tell a sociopath from wholesome?
@@NoThankYouToo touch my camera through the fence.
@@NoThankYouToo Just relax, I know he's an actual dirtbag in real life. My comment should have really read that he "comes across" so wholesome, is all.
It's almost like he personally attacked your family or something. He's a dirtbag comedian that you don't know, like many others. Just relax pussycat.
Makes me realize I'm getting older when I see David starting to show his age..
If he shaved his beard he would look much the same as he did in the 90’s. One of the advantages of being a premature baldy 👨🦲
@@brendansheehy8124 you ain't wrong, but he's still starting to show his age lol
I mean, hes been gray for like 15 years now...
@@brendansheehy8124 I think he meant more in the sense of not knowing what this new fangled tik tak is
And the whining about no mask, his edge is all dulled.
David will always be an all time great in my book. His work on arrested development alone will never get old
I knew Tobias would be concerned with someone not having a mask on.
look at him, of course he is.
afraid of a needle LOL
He seemed more concerned with that than the crack lmao
He's an Analytical Therapist, an Analrapist, if you will.
@@treyjetson5320 Not to mention best selling author of "The Man Inside of Me".
FYI, that guy going ham on the tires is Lynn Thompson, of Cold Steel Knives. There are LOADS more videos of him doing the same stuff for years and years on the Cold Steel channel.
Just dont say san mai on the podcast. He will sue
I noticed hahaha. I have been laughing at cold steel vids for years
@@nope8637 why?
@@tyler7992 he wont
I really love David Cross glad to see him on YMH.
I’ve seen so many people smoke crack in broad daylight lol someone even borrowed my lighter to take a hit I was like what’s wrong with that cigarette is it wet? Oooh nvm
Can’t smoke crack on the train without a Karen yelling at you? Once again one of life’s simple pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy.
Legalize it.
Letterman!
I say the smoke shows where her nasty lung juice goes so it’s a win for everyone
the future liberals want
NORM! I'm 1,000% convinced that we're all just the same person
That guy hitting the tires is from a Cold Steele demonstration DVD. I have a couple that came with catalogs. I think he was the owner/CEO of the company and was REALLY hands on with the products! I remember there being one where he compared a 357 magnum to a kukri machete by shooting then slashing a giant brisket.
I also have that cooking show dvd.
All i want is to see that man shoot a brisket and slash a kukri through it 🤨
Yeah that's Lynn Thompson, founder of cold steel. Recently sold it.
So...he made the steel for both or? Even though I remember seeing the commercials, and you gave a description, I can’t figure it out. Lol! I’d think steel, but it’s spelled with an e, and I can’t think how a 357 or machete relate to a steel rod whacking tires. I’m confused.😅
David Cross is effortlessly funny.
Fr, For me he’s one of those guys that can crack me up just by having a normal conversation, something about how he talks and his mannerisms just gets to me.
For real. I just woke up my gf howling at "I didn't know they had tic tok in Germany in the 80s"... dude just kills me
Nadav needs to recreate that tire/sword video, looks like a long lost relative of his
boost this comment lmao
he should have to wear a jean skirt while doing it though
The Dorito one killed me the most 😂😂😂
Run Ronnie run! One of the best and most overlooked comedies of all time. David cross is a beast!
Keep em high and tight mommies! David cross looking like David letterman now
Worked for dorito that's not what it looks like
That’s actually not what Doritos look like at all. The person who made that TikTok fooled y’all
The video of the guy hitting the tires is from Cold Steel knife company. The also make swords, batons, etc. They make demonstration videos of their products like cutting pig carcasses in half with swords, chopping logs with their knives, etc. This is an older demonstration video of one of their self defense batons.
Legendary videos. Daniel Tosh almost killed a crew member recreating one of their videos for Tosh.O
Looks like an animal cruelty training video with that safari outfit on as step one before entering a cage with a lion.
David cross used to creep me out in alvin and the chipmunks when i was a kid but kinda funny irl
The guy hitting the tires is Lynn C Thompson, the president of cold steel. He has made lots of outrageous videos of him hacking things up.
Kristen and Tim always make my day better
Burton?
Yes! My favorite! I need more of Chrstina's curations! How am I six months late to this!?!
Yea, like why am i just now discovering this
The guy hitting the tires is Lynn Thompson from Cold Steel knife company. All of their videos are like this.
I’ve seen a homeless woman having a baby at the subway by the c train. It was really gross and I can’t get the image out of my head.
I guess thats what we get for having so many homeless and very little healthcare in a supposed first world country, we could do better.
We have plenty of healthcare. Homeless can use any ER in the country and not pay a dime
@@rightyouareken7587 using the emergency room and not paying the bill is not a substitute for actual healthcare dipshit lmfao
He was meaning to say Dunedin (Dun-E-Din) lol nice effort on his part
I like how they spend minutes explaining exactly what won’t be featured in Tina’s curations.
God Mr show changed my life forever. Still nothing as brilliant today.
The guy hitting the tires is from the Cold Steel weapons promotional videos.
This is the only form of tiktok that I enjoy cause I can’t put myself through the regular shit to find these gems
I love David so much, I haven't seen him in a minute.
That dude from Dunedin Fl came into my office pushing a guy in a wheelchair looking like Lt. Dan with legs covered in sores . A real estate office of all offices and accosted us for not buying them lunch. It was very awkward.
What was the temperature?
Oh the days of going to your friend's house to watch their weirdest VHS tapes and then they make a copy for you that you take to your other friend's house to show and make them a copy. It was a thing and it was awesome.
The tire hitting part is a promotional video for Cold Steel, that is the owner showing how to use a Sjambok 👌
10:20. You guys need to do a deep dive on the Cold Steel guy. Lynn thompson. You will not be disappointed.
Thank you sir.
When she yelled oh no. Ha, ha. And live weather updates from ding, ding Florida. Good stuff.
David’s work as Elliott’s brother on Just Shoot Me is some of the funniest, and finest acting of the 90’s era of sitcoms…
The dude laughing in the background is fuckin high best part of the video
*flashes gun in front of kids* "don't smoke crack in front of the kids!" 😂😂😂
It's so good to see that guy on the train is worried about the kids on board. 😂😂
I went to a showing of “on deadly ground “ staring and written by Steven seagal but live commentary from David Cross and Bob odenkirk funniest show I’ve been to in a long time!
David Deery has really hit the skids since the unchecked mitosis kicked in
cannot describe how happy i am someone else is witnessing the wonder that is Lynn C Thompson demonstrating Cold Steel weapons from that company. That shit is a goldmine of laughs folks
Lynn Thompson is a national treasure
“Looks like he just fought his apartment in that one right there.”
I pictured the dude just punching a stack of plates and kicking shelves down. I laughed too hard. 😆
The portraits of the founding fathers is gold!!!!!
The safari guy hitting tires is from the Cold Steel knife company video catalog. It's pretty much two hours of dudes hitting and cutting meat and rope as a sales pitch for their knives, sticks, etc. If you can find the video where they mace each other you'll enjoy it.
The guy hitting the tire gets me every time hahahaha
Love how they have a video of Lynn Thompson doing some sort of Cold Steel product demo. Which is funny enough in context, but when you don’t know what’s going on it gets even better.
And the fact they thought it was an 80s fitness video is so amazing. It honestly really looks like that though
I was like, oh shit it’s LYNN THOMPSON!!!
I told them they should watch the one where he tries to kill a water buffalo with a spear they sell 🤣
@@Battlefox64_RL oh that would be great 😂
that first one is the official modern "american gothic"
“Bulgarian Gothic”
“Taste funky..smells like poop” must be very healthy 🤣
Give the guy a break he didnt know the C in C train didnt stand for crack lol
Lmaoo he’s all confused why nobody else is light up in the crack train
The guy hitting tires is Lynn Thompson from Cold Steel Knives. That was an ad. They would send you a video brochure of all their products.
On the lightrail in Mesa, AZ a girl was lying on the ground having a seizure. I noticed a crack pipe and a lighter when i walked onto the train. I told the paramedics and they seemed completely indifferent. The train left, the crackpipe is probably still getting a free ride on the train to this day 😂
I love how David looks like a f**king Martian who just landed on Earth as Christina tries to explain TiK Tok to him.
The account name on the first one is just the icing on the cake.
12:28 the top right video on the at-home Karate page is from a parody Karate channel called Enter the Dojo. The host is Master Ken, and he's played by this actor, Matthew Page, who is actually a black belt in Kenpo.
That guy hitting the tires was Lynn Thompson. He owns a knife and sword company called Cold Steel. He was demonstrating the durability of his blades.
Ayy shout out David Cross, first celebrity guest of the former cUmTown, now the Adam Freedland show.
The man whipping the tires with the stick is Lynn Thompson. He used to be the CEO of the Cold Steel knives company. He was demonstrating how to use one of their products. I think it’s called a Sanjack. It’s an African weapon used to kill snakes.
Boban Simic is the guy eating the stuff in jars. He’s a local legend here in Chicago. Swims in the frozen lake, rides his bike shirtless in the dead of winter, professional fighter. He’s a beast! Holy sh*t Boban made Your moms house! Awesome!
I’m from Chicago and I’ve never heard of this guy where does he live around?
@@sugarshot13 I’m not sure where he lives now. I follow him on Instagram now. first1ofmykind is his Instagram handle.
10:21 that looks like none other that Lynn C. Thompson trying out one of his new batons that his company makes. This man is a gold mine I hope he becomes a friend of the show!
I know the rotten meat one got everyone but there’s something so insanely funny about that first TikTok that I have to believe those two people made it specifically for Gristin
It's anyday we'll see a headline that matches on ChubbyEmu's channel. "Man Eats Months Old Jars of Rotten Liver & Fish, This Is What Happened to His Organs Before He Died"
Pretty sure that guy is gonna die of botchilism
david cross has a beautyful beard
He can have an account as his most iconic characters. Like the wheelchair guy from Scary Movie 2 or the creepy dude from Alvin and the Chipmunks
I swear to god Florida man @13:20 is the embodiment from The Muppet Show. 😂😂
I love the Ryman sweat shirt Tom is wearing!
Love Tom, love Christina and love David. Fun one for sure.
Met him on the street once. Cool guy. The dude he was with was pissed that David gave us the time of day lol
I fucking love David Cross, he’s one of my favorite actors ever
4:07 HAHA he just pointed out Mrs. Segura hasnt cooked a day in her life
10:00 its every knivelovers champion Lynn MFin Thompson look up more of him it's crazy 😂😂👍
Omg the first one. I've never laughed so hard.
most david cross thing ever. politely ask someone to stop smoking a joint. LMFAO
12:36 McDojoLife. That's so dorky yet oddly clever
I was surprised this was the straight segment it was. 😅 It really was just, "Look at this cool tiktok I found," though. 😂
Tom: Crack, it’s not good for you either
David: uhhhhh 🤔
“And she didn’t have a mask. .” 😂😂😂
To live a life like Tom and Christina (as far as "work" on YMH)...I mean the laughter and really interesting and funny comedians... just amazing. Hard to say life is complete shit when you can laugh about it, ya know.
I just remembered this dude played the guy in the wheel chair in scary movie 😂😂😂.
10:00 clip is of the owner of ColdSteel knives and weapons using one of his products. It's a commercial clip.
That last guy definitely has "the Innsmouth look".
That guy hitting the tires is from Cold steel knives. He's infamous for these videos. You should watch the one where he tries to kill a water buffalo with a spear and Misses.
Put some respect on his name!
@@parallela.obscura shhhhooot. I ain never kilt no dam buffalo with a dadgum spear.
If youre gonna smoke weed on the train, you better be ready to pass it round bro, Dont hog it.
I'm pretty sure the one with the tires is from Cold Steel, he looks like the guy that tests all their weapons to show how durable they are.
this guy David Cross looks SO familiar... i mustve seen him in a movie or something. but i can't remember which one. that drives me crazy lol
Tobias from arrested development?
Alvin and the chipmunks 😂?
"Looks like he fought his apartment " 🤣😂Jesus christ 😆😂🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the rotten meat people! Even if you don't believe in science, our bodies activity try to prevent us from eating rotting meat. I would puke opening the jar.
It's fermentated not rotten. People store foods for longer shelf life like that all the time.
@@nickeames2133 I'm sure he is checking the ph as to not allow botulism to grow
@@mr.wookiesack if it's vaccum sealed and preserved right it's okay. I'm from Alaska native americans store fish like that all the time
@@nickeames2133 usually with some type of change in acidity, or frozen. It's a gamble. Those jars aren't sterile. There is plenty of air at the top. If he colonized it with some special bacteria,fungus, blend maybe. It reminds me how tough humans are. If our stomach works correctly it kills lots of pathogens. And as long as none of the bacteria produce enough toxins to harm him, or allow a pathogen to grow that can infect him, he might be OK. Guys who do finly get sick, usually die or become very ill. A few guys have tried this craziness. Some just the raw meat. He will have a health scare and quit. Some toxins take time to effect the liver.
@@mr.wookiesack they can be sterilized and vacuum sealed, that's what mason jars are for. So with all do respect youre wrong. people preserve food like this. Unless the food is already rotten beforehand it's fine. I have seen it done exactly like that.
10:35 I've been leaving comments here for years asking them to check out Todd Weeks. I can't believe they've still never heard of him. He's the first person I thought of when Christina started to get into this kind of content on the podcast.
its funny when the sober person is acting more cracked out than the guy smoking crack
Hearing Kirsty and Tate explain what they think tik tok is vs what it was when it came out 5+ years ago is always funny
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This man in small soldiers was fucking amazing
The guy hitting tires is from the company “cold steel” he makes weapons and tests them 😂
The guy hitting tires is from a cold steel demo y’all should look into some more of it
I can relate to David. As someone who doesn't use TikTok the only thing more annoying than TikTok itself is listening to someone describe a TikTok.
That guy eating fish guts has his hair in a bun like our beloved friend kung fu fighter, Steven frekkin Seagal :-D
Christina was 100% a bully in school
Why are you guys editing christine so hard in the clickbait??? It's like let's use a head shot from 12 years ago 😂
She's had SIGNIFICANT work done on her face in the last 2 years. 🤮
More please
Tire man is the rep for “cold steel” they make knives and weapons lol. When I was like 12 I ordered the free cold steel dvd called “more proof” and it’s like 4+ hours of these goobers demonstrating these weapons.. pretty great. I’ll never get those hours back 😞