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    Honest Trailers | Snake Eyes
    Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
    Title Design: Robert Holtby
    Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
    Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
    Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
    Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
    Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
    Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
    Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
    Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 Před 2 lety +1063

    _"Shaking the camera to make the action more exciting is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting."_
    I think you summed that up perfectly.

    • @PlanetXerox
      @PlanetXerox Před 2 lety +26

      one thing I can say about the Bourne trilogy: it did pave they way for some of the most poorly-made, incomprehensible action films of the 2010's, but at least it had a compelling narrative.

    • @cjkalandek996
      @cjkalandek996 Před 2 lety +12

      @@PlanetXerox to be honest, I think it was Michael Bay who started the shaky cam trend and the _Bourne_ movies just capitalized on it.

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 Před 2 lety

      Agreed

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 Před 2 lety +15

      @@PlanetXerox Bourne movies managed to use it effectively for a sense of realism imo
      Others it seems like they are using it to cover up shortcoming and take shortcuts

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol Před 2 lety

      👍

  • @christianregala5393
    @christianregala5393 Před 2 lety +2377

    They managed to make the most likeable character of GI Joe to the most unlikeable movie of GI Joe

    • @torram4388
      @torram4388 Před 2 lety +81

      It takes talents, you know?

    • @KayJay940
      @KayJay940 Před 2 lety +45

      The most likable character was that female one. And I dont even remember her name. Because back then they were allowed to have bewwwwbs and show them in a kids show.

    • @blak238
      @blak238 Před 2 lety +3

      lol so true

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 Před 2 lety +28

      Most likable Joe character? Shipwreck is in this?

    • @markwhite116
      @markwhite116 Před 2 lety +5

      It was actually the best one... the others were way worse

  • @pianist150
    @pianist150 Před 2 lety +806

    Ok but "knowing the right people is half the battle" is unironically fantastic advice.

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 Před 2 lety +28

      'Course, it's probably more than half.

    • @ABCNDi
      @ABCNDi Před 2 lety +34

      Intelligent and working hard will get you far. So far that on the horizon you might even see the butt of some dude who know some other dude.

    • @SamyulDavis
      @SamyulDavis Před 2 lety +4

      Nepotism isn't good advice

    • @pianist150
      @pianist150 Před 2 lety +7

      @@SamyulDavis Not what I said at all. In my experience it’s way easier to get a job if someone you know is working somewhere with an opening and thinks to recommend you or tells you you should apply. Management can determine your qualifications and somebody at the job that that they know and like vouches for you to be a good energy around the workplace. Making connections and networking are at least half the battle

    • @asmosisyup2557
      @asmosisyup2557 Před 2 lety +5

      @@pianist150 I'd say its a good 70% depending on the role you're applying for.

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted Před 2 lety +143

    Soo isn't the entire point of Snake Eyes that we never see his face or hear his voice? He's a silent ninja who works alone and cannot be beaten. Gotta love Hollywood ruining EVERYTHING.

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 Před 2 lety +21

      Yeah, the original lore is he got major injury during the war that cost him his face and vocal cord.

    • @davidhanson4909
      @davidhanson4909 Před 2 lety +22

      @@manchesterunitedno7 Actually it was during the failed rescue of the Iranian hostages. The chopper went down and he got a face full of burning exhaust.
      I can't remember half my pass codes but I can remember a comic I read when I was eight.

    • @janus78
      @janus78 Před rokem

      Its like Darth Maul got the story Snake Eyes was supposed to get.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Před rokem +2

      After watching Black Noir's backstory from The Boys Season 3, it's the closest way how Snake Eyes should've been

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund Před 2 lety +699

    "shaking the camera to make action more exciting is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting" - give this writer a raise!!!

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 Před 2 lety +8

      Those jump cuts actually hurt my eyes.

    • @dennyjones6921
      @dennyjones6921 Před 2 lety +5

      The only time I’ve enjoyed shaky cam was in the hunger games because it really gave you like the panicky nauseating feel of when they were reaping the kids names but anytime I see other than that it just annoys me

  • @Nightshade_Ronin
    @Nightshade_Ronin Před 2 lety +1033

    Snakes eyes straight up ruined that man's life after everything he did for him.

    • @haroonp8842
      @haroonp8842 Před 2 lety +110

      and then he didn't even kill his fathers murderer...like even if it was just a job for the murderer, he still could have finished his goal, instead of wasting his whole time and ruining the Arashikage clan.

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein Před 2 lety +55

      @@haroonp8842 I know! The POS had no problem just handing a WMD to a murderous villain, yet won't go through with killing his father's murderer, whose location was traded with handing over said WMD. Also, Snake Eyes could've done some investigating by himself or asked the Arashikage clan for help to find the murderer's location. Instead, the clan nonchalantly welcomes him back after all the terrible things he had done.

    • @haroonp8842
      @haroonp8842 Před 2 lety +22

      @@KnarfStein Ye its really annoying, this film pissed me off - mainly because i saw potential with its good cast and good initial premise but it fails at the story and writing the motives of characters, every decision they made felt so sudden and random at times.

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag Před 2 lety

      He really did.

    • @Salty010
      @Salty010 Před 2 lety +4

      @@haroonp8842 agree man overall good cast but damn bad on story... i hate it...

  • @ItsTheGuy77
    @ItsTheGuy77 Před 2 lety +345

    So great to see Warrior get a mention. It's such an amazing martial arts series. The fight choreography & action is so incredible. So under appreciated. Glad HBO Max renewed it for a third season!

  • @celticson
    @celticson Před 2 lety +22

    I was very pleased to see that this movie did justice to Storm Shadow, because it seemed like everyone else except the writers of the original comics made him just a straight up villain. But I'm disappointed that Skake-Eyes' redemption arc did not, in fact, have any redemption. Hindsight is not remorse.

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 Před 2 lety +2

      Yea.
      Snake eyes got away with his crimes way too easily.
      Plus storm shadow wasn't a complete villain in the last 2 movies.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose Před 2 lety +1005

    "My anacondas don't want none if you got pure heart, son." That one legit made me laugh out loud. 😆🐍

    •  Před 2 lety +2

      same

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 Před 2 lety +9

      It actually rythm well, lol

    • @bradyrhino8030
      @bradyrhino8030 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dieptrieu6564 I thought Screen Junkies do Honest Trailers Buffy the Vampire Slayer???

    • @bradyrhino8030
      @bradyrhino8030 Před 2 lety +3

      @kshamwhizzle Anya: I don't understand why Screen Junkies shouldn't make Buffy the Vampire Slayer Honest Trailers and they make Snake Eyes instead?

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bradyrhino8030 Why did you ask me that. What that have anything to do with this

  • @mrzed385
    @mrzed385 Před 2 lety +447

    "You want shaky cam, just shake your head in front of your screen" this is the funniest thing you have said in a while😂😂

    • @leonakalionking
      @leonakalionking Před 2 lety +6

      Ya that's a sick burn lololol

    • @laviniasnow4494
      @laviniasnow4494 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, got me laughing out loud. 🤣

    • @ryanschwartz4959
      @ryanschwartz4959 Před 2 lety +2

      Tried it: my eyes were still focused on the screen, so it didn’t make much of a difference.

  • @quppaaa2959
    @quppaaa2959 Před 2 lety +18

    Finally! Iko Uwais gets the recognition he deserves!! Man is a beast! Go watch his films!

  • @danielcolucci802
    @danielcolucci802 Před 2 lety +12

    “Ra’s al tool” and “wanna know how I got these scars” made me burst out laughing 😂

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu Před 2 lety +189

    > Hires actors who are awesome martial artists
    > Uses shaky cam making the action incomprehensible
    Why are you like this, Hollywood?

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 Před 2 lety +5

      When it comes to bad movies there are two choices they can make, a smart one and a stupid one. And they always pick the stupid one

    • @ItsTheGuy77
      @ItsTheGuy77 Před 2 lety +18

      I was so excited when I saw that they got Iko Uwais. Been a huge fan since I saw the Raid films. He's so awesome. But they wasted him, again! Just like that Mark Wahlberg movie a while back

    • @Noremac25
      @Noremac25 Před 2 lety +4

      STOP saying "Hollywood", just say Paramount.

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 Před 2 lety +11

      It's like hiring James Earl Jones to play a mute.

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Noremac25 they’re not the only studio guilty of stuff like this

  • @boazsardjoe8759
    @boazsardjoe8759 Před 2 lety +1011

    Didn't Snake Eyes have an origin story in the first Joe movie. One that made him likeable and competent and righteous?

    • @David-bf6bz
      @David-bf6bz Před 2 lety +140

      Snake eyes has an awesome back story... unfortunately it is that he is a disabled veteran that lost his family to a drunk driver but also a white male so not "current" day.

    • @michadabrowski3120
      @michadabrowski3120 Před 2 lety +46

      Nope, he was our mute G.I.Jonin from the start. We did get a few flashbacks, through.

    • @GuilhermeSantos-sd5uw
      @GuilhermeSantos-sd5uw Před 2 lety +27

      @@David-bf6bz translate that to english now

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 Před 2 lety +4

      I wouldn't say righteous but yeah.

    • @jeemoon1626
      @jeemoon1626 Před 2 lety +14

      He did. It was nothing like this movie lol.

  • @silverwaremirror9451
    @silverwaremirror9451 Před 2 lety +42

    Please say: “Shang-Chi is the closest thing we’ll get to a good live-action Avatar: the legend of Aang”

  • @WuKingdom1
    @WuKingdom1 Před 2 lety +22

    "Shaking the camera to make action more exciting is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting." That really hit home for me lmao

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii Před 2 lety +76

    "Oh this guy was great in Raid Redemption. Let me put him in this movie and then proceed to shake the camera so that you don't see how great he is."

    • @EthanIrizarry
      @EthanIrizarry Před 2 lety +14

      This movie was a straight up disrespect to Iko Uwais!

    • @matthewboer8279
      @matthewboer8279 Před 2 lety +13

      It’s called the “Mile 22” treatment

    • @losr98
      @losr98 Před 2 lety +7

      @@matthewboer8279 yeah that was a hate crime of a movie and Iko should not have been wasted like that lol. Probably one of the worst action movies I've seen in recent years

  • @kepckatherinec805
    @kepckatherinec805 Před 2 lety +425

    Shaky cam is a euphemism for “Why bother spending the time and money necessary to create a spectacular scene, when we can fake out the audience by jostling the cameras during filming? No one will notice our low brow, crappy distraction tactics!”

    • @alresave
      @alresave Před 2 lety +62

      The problem is that the cast had the potential to get awesome martial arts action scenes but they were wasted by using that shaky cam bull

    • @jedendwa5658
      @jedendwa5658 Před 2 lety +1

      Infinity wars reboot with shaky cams would be awesome.

    • @foxhound13
      @foxhound13 Před 2 lety +24

      they had the right people. If they focused without shaky cam for 2 scenes, that gets people talking about the movie, you would have a better chance at saving it. I don't understand why studios do shaky cam anyway. its been proven from the hallway scene in daredevil, The Protector, and many others.

    • @xcellentcreations3312
      @xcellentcreations3312 Před 2 lety

      Well it worked for taken

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 Před 2 lety +12

      @@xcellentcreations3312 But that was ancient, and more recent action flicks since The Raid and first John Wick proved no need for shaky cam if you have capable actors and fight stuntmasters to just do their job.

  • @jdmorice
    @jdmorice Před 2 lety +32

    In honour of Norm Macdonald say: “Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.” RIP

  • @shikhar.awasthi
    @shikhar.awasthi Před 2 lety +4

    Warrior got cancelled but this got made!

    • @donniescorner1649
      @donniescorner1649 Před 2 lety

      warrior was un-cancelled. season three is coming to HBO max in 2022/23.

  • @ChefJeff789
    @ChefJeff789 Před 2 lety +396

    "Knowing the Right People is Half the Battle!" ROFL

  • @Water_Me_Loan
    @Water_Me_Loan Před 2 lety +189

    I’m glad I get to watch this Honest Trailer for Snake Eyes instead of the actual film.

    • @Finderup16
      @Finderup16 Před 2 lety +3

      Same

    • @ItsTheGuy77
      @ItsTheGuy77 Před 2 lety +10

      Same here. I was looking forward to it until I heard that it uses Shaky cam. I hate that ish so much. It's so nauseating to watch. The actually got actors who can perform martial arts & a good choreographer but they still went with Shaky cam.

    • @TEKKENKING23
      @TEKKENKING23 Před 2 lety +5

      Same here. I can't wait for CinemaSins to tear this movie a new one

    • @AJMIckna2010
      @AJMIckna2010 Před 2 lety +5

      @@TEKKENKING23 Between CinemaSins and Screen Junkies I've saved a ton of money.

    • @LifeSucks
      @LifeSucks Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah don't bother, it super sucked.

  • @angelicvega7040
    @angelicvega7040 Před 2 lety +16

    I walked away 100% *Team Storm Shadow* at the end of this film. It made me turn on Snake Eyes reeeeal quick.

  • @omegadrive9999
    @omegadrive9999 Před 2 lety +4

    From the Studio that let the MCU slips through their fingers.
    Let that sink in for a minute, they had it partially in the palm of their hands.

  • @TheLowBrassDude
    @TheLowBrassDude Před 2 lety +113

    When you want someone to make a kung-fu movie, you get the director of the Time Traveler's Wife.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 Před 2 lety +1

      Wait.. that doesn't make any sense

    • @virgilhawkins5680
      @virgilhawkins5680 Před 2 lety +3

      Kung-fu is Chinese. This is a Japanese setting.

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 Před 2 lety +1

      @@virgilhawkins5680 Yet more than half of the main characters in it aren't Japanese.

    • @hilmanic28
      @hilmanic28 Před 2 lety +6

      @@kadosho02 It's sarcasm. The director is known for directing Time Traveler's Wife (my favourite romance movie btw)

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 Před 2 lety +1

      @@hilmanic28 I totally get it. But still surreal Snake Eyes had a movie

  • @madorcvalfort5129
    @madorcvalfort5129 Před 2 lety +156

    I would have liked this movie better if it had been called 'Storm Shadow : Origins'. His arc was a far more interesting story.

    • @placignation1533
      @placignation1533 Před 2 lety +1

      True or its story is like John Wick

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 Před 2 lety +24

      Absolutely agree. He's my fav character. Also who on earth ever asked to see a maskless talking snake eyes? He's badass because he's so mysterious

    • @WadeMcG
      @WadeMcG Před 2 lety +3

      @@megkrish7568 Kind of like having a Judge Dredd movie where we fully see his face (Stallone's in that case).
      I also have to agree with the Epic Voice guy on shakey cam.

    • @Superion74
      @Superion74 Před 2 lety +5

      Stormshadow has always been my favorite. Unfortunately he always live in the shadow of Snakeye, even though he's far more complex and interesting. Plus, he joined the JOES once and I have the toy to prove it.

  • @sammydanger7287
    @sammydanger7287 Před 2 lety +12

    I had all of those GI Joe’s. Slice and dice were brothers in my toy sessions. Dojo was always the grand master. And nunchuck usually died 😂

  • @supercutify.8898
    @supercutify.8898 Před 2 lety +28

    Iko Uwais is amazing, he is soooo criminally underrated this day!

  • @mksongbird
    @mksongbird Před 2 lety +47

    wasting Iko Uwais in any action film should be illegal.

    • @jb57551
      @jb57551 Před 2 lety

      @Oira Tio The film where he showed in and its other members of the "Sequel Trilogy" is hated by A HUGE NUMBER OF fans regardless of Iko Uwais' involvement.
      So I should say it counts, but I DIDN'T NOTICE HE WAS THERE UNTIL I CHECKED IT OUT FOR MYSELF (I'm aware about it by the time I replied)

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf Před 3 měsíci

      It's happening everywhere in any Hollywood movies he starred in

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk Před 2 lety +26

    Please say "We are ninjas, the masters of stealth and misdirection. That is why we always charge at our enemies in broad daylight while screaming."

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 Před 2 lety +30

    "Battles Without Honor And/Or Clarity." Niiiiiiiiiiice.
    Although I am disappointed by the lack of porkchop sandwiches.

    • @DnDBeyond
      @DnDBeyond Před 2 lety +4

      It's in the HT for the other two GI Joe movies!! We won't let you down!

  • @WynterPhenix
    @WynterPhenix Před 2 lety +16

    No comment about how almost every fight scene was done in near complete darkness so you couldn't see it happening?

    • @jerico.b
      @jerico.b Před 2 lety +2

      Shaky cam and darkness, what a sick combination. It actually made me sick just watching a few scenes in this video.

    • @krynico8451
      @krynico8451 Před 2 lety +2

      Sounds like game GOT final battle

  • @LeoJay
    @LeoJay Před 2 lety +90

    GI Joe animated show is still the best after all these years. This movie was straight up disrespectful to his character.

    • @artofmartialcinemaamc5334
      @artofmartialcinemaamc5334 Před 2 lety +9

      Hollywood has had a knack for that for at least the past 5-6 years. Star Wars, Tomb Raider, Snake Eyes, Mortal "Combat " 2021, Black Widow (with Taskmaster specifically), yeah almost seems like they're doing it on purpose lol

    • @marcm5207
      @marcm5207 Před 2 lety +2

      It was disrespectful to all characters depicted. The Baroness is going to have a hard time recovering from this...

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka Před 2 lety +1

      @@artofmartialcinemaamc5334 That's what happens when you get screenwriters who have never seen a single piece of original material.

  • @beckerqueiroz
    @beckerqueiroz Před 2 lety +8

    "You want shaky cam? Shake your head in front of the screen!" - I'm stealing this.

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 Před 2 lety +17

    *Hope you guys are planning a "Hocus Pocus" HT for October!*

  • @eerrrrrrfolks
    @eerrrrrrfolks Před 2 lety +5

    I literally watch these videos before deciding to watch the movie.
    Thanks again @ScreenJunkies
    😘🤘

  • @rectoraakor8843
    @rectoraakor8843 Před 2 lety +51

    It's ironic that the shaky cam scenes are done by "Steady" cam operators.

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 Před 2 lety +6

    6:28 That is my comment in an Honest Trailer!! That is so freaking awesome!! 😆

  • @thedullohanvids
    @thedullohanvids Před 2 lety +3

    Most of us will probably be shaking our head in front of the screen anyway. making the shaky cam all the more drastic.

  • @saturnv2419
    @saturnv2419 Před 2 lety +6

    Modern Ninjas and samurais: using katanas in a gun fight.
    Actual Ninjas and samurais: mass produced gunpowder weapons and used them extensively in combat.

  • @paradisecity0406able
    @paradisecity0406able Před 2 lety +66

    This movie just made me want to watch Brian de Palma's 'Snake Eyes' with Nic Cage.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 Před 2 lety +191

    At least we now have _Shang-Chi_ to prove that Hollywood knows how to actually do a big-budget martial arts flick!

    • @Death0Row
      @Death0Row Před 2 lety +6

      😂

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 Před 2 lety +36

      Jackie Chan’s stunt team helps with that. They’re the reason I have a morbid interest in the Saint Seiya movie (same stunt team).

    • @EpicBeard815
      @EpicBeard815 Před 2 lety +17

      Do we?

    • @hellolongden
      @hellolongden Před 2 lety +3

      And 80% is fantasy, martial is 10%

    • @blazeblade2180
      @blazeblade2180 Před 2 lety +5

      @@hellolongden rather a mixture of both

  • @JavierSalcedoC
    @JavierSalcedoC Před 2 lety +5

    Haven't seen Peter Mensah since Spartacus! He's such a talented actor
    And speaking of... Would you dare doing a Spartacus Honest trailer?

  • @Azraelthewizard
    @Azraelthewizard Před 2 lety +4

    Do honest trailer for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings! Please!!

  • @32roso
    @32roso Před 2 lety +27

    When he found out on r.i.p.d. I lost it. It was funny and I'm crying now haha

  • @commonsense5199
    @commonsense5199 Před 2 lety +79

    Please do an Honest Trailer for Deadly Class. That show deserves justice.

  • @uncleharm8893
    @uncleharm8893 Před 2 lety +6

    "Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAKE" - death of a franchise

  • @IsaacSabuni
    @IsaacSabuni Před 2 lety +11

    "Shaking a camera to make action more exciting, is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting" hahahahahahahaha u got me on this....almost snorted my beer

  • @sahiltaware8976
    @sahiltaware8976 Před 2 lety +17

    Okay, I need the Netflix Daredevil Honest Trailer like, right now.

  • @rushmaverick1923
    @rushmaverick1923 Před 2 lety +25

    They really need to do live action G.I. Joe up right. Especially with all the love that Captain America has been getting for the past 10 years in the MCU. We need more "Real" American Heroes.

  • @geriwan1
    @geriwan1 Před 2 lety +2

    "Starring: ... Hard Master Baiting ..." Excellent😂😂😂.

  • @jules_414
    @jules_414 Před 2 lety +8

    Would love to see an "every James Bond movie" trailer

  • @OuterRaine
    @OuterRaine Před 2 lety +58

    Me: Alright! Time for some Snake Eyes action.
    Snake Eyes:(Sucker punches woman)
    Me:(Empty Seat)...

  • @dunnagan5
    @dunnagan5 Před 2 lety +4

    Honest Trailer of Warrior since you showed a clip! That show needs more mainstream attention!!

  • @andyking894
    @andyking894 Před 2 lety +22

    Could you grace us with "Germans love David Hasselhoff" for the late Norm MacDonald, please?

  • @rachelk7784
    @rachelk7784 Před 2 lety +4

    I went to ninja school and even I managed to pass, despite falling in a river 3x because I can't water walk.

  • @castieleclipse
    @castieleclipse Před 2 lety +13

    The 2 or 3 flashbacks from the first movie were all the back story I needed for Snake Eyes, not this nonsense that makes me feel bad for Storm Shadow.

  • @BuruIgeru
    @BuruIgeru Před 2 lety +9

    5:34 These people just straight up ripped off a shot from Rurouni Kenshin: Kyoto Inferno
    Probably just one of the many injustices they did to Kenji Tanigaki here

  • @TastyScotch
    @TastyScotch Před 2 lety +2

    Slice and Dice were actually my favorite GI Joes when i was a kid 😂

  • @TheCatWatches
    @TheCatWatches Před 2 lety +8

    Cobra Commander needs more love. Latta’s performance carries most of the original show. Don’t know why he gets so little screen time in these films.

  • @taurinstraiter2325
    @taurinstraiter2325 Před 2 lety +8

    It's official. Action director Olivier Megaton made one of the most memorable action movies of the 2010s. Who doesn't remember Taken 3 (2014)? It is still on everyone's mind. :P

  • @ashramjathan4258
    @ashramjathan4258 Před 2 lety +17

    Definitely need to see a Kung Fu Hustle honest trailer now

  • @TheLivingThanos
    @TheLivingThanos Před 2 lety +2

    I am soooo happy with that Metal Gear Solid reference

  • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182

    "The place is a total mcdojo"
    That one got me 🤣

  • @brandonjones5879
    @brandonjones5879 Před 2 lety +8

    ‘Stealthy ninjas’ running screaming into battle. Nice!

  • @alzoraig
    @alzoraig Před 2 lety +5

    "Fast and Furious Presents: G.I. Joe Begins: Snake Eyes Origins: From the Book of SAW"
    Wait, What?

    • @Semudara
      @Semudara Před 2 lety +1

      featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
      ......... & Knuckles

  • @MatthewTuthill
    @MatthewTuthill Před 2 lety +3

    In honor of Norm MacDonald, please say, "Why do dogs always run to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them."

  • @NicoD-os9cs
    @NicoD-os9cs Před 2 lety +2

    The Honest trailer title should've been "shake eyes"

  • @adingdingdiiing6740
    @adingdingdiiing6740 Před 2 lety +8

    They knew the movie didn't have enough Snake eyes or Storm Shadow that they actually included the ending in the trailer.

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 Před 2 lety +6

    also the original 80's Snake Eyes figure was like the cheapest to produce because the thing was only molded in a single color thus saving the paint budget.

    • @jeanvonestling7408
      @jeanvonestling7408 Před 2 lety +1

      Which is great way to show how great things are created by accident: saving paint made them call him commando, then Hamma made him a ninja to balanse storm Shadow, and gave him awasome back story.

  • @ZachBobBob
    @ZachBobBob Před 2 lety +3

    Don't mind me just watching an Honest Trailer for a movie I never saw and don't care to see

  • @JennySparkz
    @JennySparkz Před 2 lety +1

    That shaky cam analogy was on point.

  • @corporaterock6543
    @corporaterock6543 Před 2 lety +16

    Say this, "Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ."

  • @dominiqueodom3099
    @dominiqueodom3099 Před 2 lety +3

    Cobra Vs Ninja looks so dope.

  • @heyjonjoebailey
    @heyjonjoebailey Před 2 lety +3

    In the original GI Joe movies, and the cartoon, Snake Eyes is akin to Batman. He always is in the right place at the right time, he knows exactly what he’s doing, and he has unwavering focus and precision. This movie made him a thug who could box, and then turned into a ninja in like 3 days.

  • @tumopanene1545
    @tumopanene1545 Před 2 lety +1

    That shaky cam comment had me DYING! LOOOL

  • @MrNemo721
    @MrNemo721 Před 2 lety +37

    I didn't even know this movie existed until now

  • @TheOldSoul
    @TheOldSoul Před 2 lety +49

    @Screen Junkies Please do an Artemis Fowl Honest Trailer, that was a travesty

  • @mattrudd
    @mattrudd Před 2 lety +2

    When you eventually do Shang-Chi, I hope you call it "Fantastic Rings and Where to Find Them"

  • @JounLord1
    @JounLord1 Před 2 lety +3

    That ninja school sounds like someone played Skyrim where you can become the leader of the magic school while barely knowing any magic and decided to make a movie about it.

  • @luisc2975
    @luisc2975 Před 2 lety +17

    I didn’t care about this movie and any others before it, and after watching honest trailer, I’m happy with my choice.

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 Před 2 lety +35

    I thought this was going to be an Honest Trailer for the other movie called Snake Eyes, with Lieutenant Dan.

    • @byronheath8925
      @byronheath8925 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh yeah, that one had Captain Corelli in it too.

    • @cheric3434
      @cheric3434 Před 2 lety

      Dame they need to do that movie that would be Great 😮😍😁

  • @ProductBasement
    @ProductBasement Před 2 lety +2

    The last "starring" made me lol

  • @iambanzai
    @iambanzai Před 2 lety +5

    IF YOU DO 'Escape Room: Tournament of Champions' I'LL CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST!

  • @dnmz1885
    @dnmz1885 Před 2 lety +10

    No mention of how they completely changed everything about Snake Eyes lore

    • @damonferrara3637
      @damonferrara3637 Před 2 lety +3

      They mentioned that right at the start.

    • @artofmartialcinemaamc5334
      @artofmartialcinemaamc5334 Před 2 lety +1

      Bro.... wtf do you even have EARS for 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤣 When the video said "he's kinda 🐌" , I'm pretty sure he was referring to YOU 😂😂

  • @midus0013
    @midus0013 Před 2 lety +14

    Patiently waiting for the Daredevil netflix series. And do the Punisher while you're at it.

  • @shockchandiscord8961
    @shockchandiscord8961 Před 2 lety

    i like how he says- you wanna know how i got my scars- in Joker voice. masterpiece

  • @africanlegs
    @africanlegs Před 2 lety +3

    Fell asleep in the middle of it and never bothered finishing it.

  • @thezodiacwatcher4102
    @thezodiacwatcher4102 Před 2 lety +5

    Do an Honest Tralier for Monsters at Work

  • @Z-Strike026
    @Z-Strike026 Před 2 lety +15

    Say "Do an Honest Trailer for Lucifer now that the final season's dropped!" in your epic voice.

  • @localyocal498
    @localyocal498 Před 2 lety +2

    Reakky hoping you guys do an Honest Trailer for Succession before Season 3 - that show is vastly underseen

  • @topherstott
    @topherstott Před 2 lety +1

    The scene with all of the katanas in the cab of the truck was pretty rad! Keep up the good work screen junkies

  • @jaykoops9502
    @jaykoops9502 Před 2 lety +9

    Can you do an Honest Trailer for Bumblebee? An origin story that was actually good and saved the transformers franchise!
    And can you say in your epic voice, "Decepticons, attack!"

  • @ericpeterson8732
    @ericpeterson8732 Před 2 lety +3

    That orange belt line was 🔥. Give that writer a raise.

  • @hitzncritzmobilegaming9988

    I didn't think they could make a worse GI joe film but they managed to do just that.

  • @ronineditor9920
    @ronineditor9920 Před 2 lety +1

    5:11 He sounded EXACTLY like Ken Watanabe, I kept thinking they did a deaging on him but apparently not.

  • @MaximumDiver
    @MaximumDiver Před 2 lety +11

    Please do an Honest Trailer of Kate! And please say: "I did nothing! The pavement was his enemy!"

  • @johnnysparkle
    @johnnysparkle Před 2 lety +38

    Do an honest trailer for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before the new Pony movie comes out

  • @noobmasterruben5167
    @noobmasterruben5167 Před 2 lety +1

    The joke about doors sliding up for Henry Goulding face is comedy gold

  • @jorgecarbajal8076
    @jorgecarbajal8076 Před 2 lety +2

    3:53 That is disappointing now that I really think about it. If the cast is capable of pulling off the practical stunts, there is no reason to remove focus from the fight with shaky cam.