Candy Ken (WARNING: Flashing Colors
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PLEASE READ: There's a section that contains some pretty intense flashing colors from 1:12-1:25. If you have photosensitive epilepsy please skip this section (don't worry you're not missing much it's just a bad music video about being a VSCO girl). Thanks to those that brought this to my attention and super sorry for not noticing this earlier.
This so funny lmao
Thank you.👍🏻
we love an unproblematic king
threw some shade
*T00 late* i just wake up from a seizure !! (no, i'm joking )
btw i rlly have epilepsy sorry for those who didn't find my joke funny
Something about this makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Maybe it's the girlfriends horrendously grating voice, maybe it's the uncomfortably close and chaotic camera angles, maybe it's the adults making brain rotting content aimed at kids, maybe it's a mixture of it all. Seriously feels like I'm watching some niche fetish shit and I hate it.
im pretty sure this is some dd/lg shit so technically you are watching some fetish shit. feels like a fever dream
100% agree I'm scared for when the kids watching this will be grown up
@@valenzvl5575 in which case it's even more gross and uncomfortable that they're including an audience of children in their fetish. That's basically paedophilia
yeah i thought it was some fetish shit too it's creepy
Shannon Jackson its so gross and disturbing
His girlfriend sounds like Miranda Sings and the "your actions have consequences" kid combined
Thank you!!!
Wait that’s so accurate
wait a minute you’re right haha
His name is sammyclassicsonicfan
wait.... holy crap you're right
The fact that they actually have a child now, is wild.
Edit: now they have TWO kids.
Fr poor kid
Poor kids gonna get bullied in school when his classmates find this shit 😭
They have a what now?? I feel so sorry for that child
She got PREGANET for real this time lol
I feel bad for the kid
I love how danny always brings up the "hey guys my bones are getting squishy" in his vids from the scales videos🤣💀 IT SENDS ME
Ik😂
Your username confused me. 😂
i know like 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking the exact same thing
SAME
his girlfriend sounds like the 'your actions have consequences' sonic kid
HIS NAME IS SAMMY THE CLASSIC SONIC FAN, YOU FRICKING FRICK CAN YOU NOT GET SOMETHING RIGHT IN YOUR SAD AND PATHETIC LIFE!!!!
NO NAME GAMING hey I didn’t look at the comments, also I think a lot of other people would have thought of this sooner or later! have a great day
Max Flower I’m doing my best :(
Zeph HOW DARE YOU INsUlT ThAt ClAsSic MAn
Fuck someone else made this comment
His girlfriend sounds like she’s doing a REALLY bad Miranda Sings impression
So a normal one?
Kaitlyn Hewlin exactly
I was just about to come say thisssss😂😂😂😭
I literally came to say this Hhehe
Or black tar heroin
knowing that these videos are definitely made for children doesn't make them any less unsettling... it honestly makes it worse
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
Same as @afellowpotato.
@@afellowpotato wow 😯 thank you!!!
Agreed, it really bums me out that these are made for kids, and so many kids watch it. It's so wrong.
I don't think I've ever seen content that is like the distilled essence of sensory overload. If you showed these videos to me as a child I would have cried.
The girlfriends sounds like she’s gonna tell me that my actions have consequences
dont disrespect sammyclassicsonicfan like that omg
UNNNACCEPPPTABBBLLLE!!🤫
Bruh it sounds like SammyTheClassicSonicFan
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
*THATYOURACTIONSHAVECONSEQUENCES*
yes
she is just straight up ripping off the miranda sings character.
Hannah Cleaveland FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
I know! It’s like if Miranda Sings took a hit of acid or some shit
but she can't do it right so she sounds like marge simpson too 😂
You got 619 likes in 49 minutes._.
Ok
Man, I showed my dog this he loved it. He started breakdancing on the floor. Isn’t he so cool
He love that music
you might wanna get him checked out
@@doogles. why?🤨
how is your dog man?
@@NiaReshay01 he is gone😥
I love how consistently Danny brings up squishy bones as a stock weird thing to say.
69 likes! -oh wait...
her voice is a mix between: marge simpson, miranda sings, the kid from the “when will you learn” video, and lemongrab from adventure time
The fuck I don’t know these people
Who's the when will you learn video
Actually ik all of them
SammyClassicSonicFan
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
She sounds like she’s doing the worst Miranda Sings impression ever
Phoebe Landis exactly what I thought hahah
I went down to the comments Right when that was happening
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT
Oh that’s exactly what she’s trying to do, I was going crazy trying to figure out why someone would talk like that
Did y’all have those girls in middle school who walked around talking like that? Because that’s what this reminds me of.
Danny may not be prigglenut but he never fails to deliver
your my friend now
he might be prickywack tho
@@Codenamejase90 yipee!!!!
they are my favorite(/least favorite) mysterious figures on the internet. they are actually married and have a kid. baby j is pregnant again but also they do only fans but their content was this colorful mess. i have no idea what their target demographic was/is. i revisit their channel every 2-3 months and they surprise me. they even did a collab with jeremy fragrance, my actual favorite weird internet figure.
edit: i checked their page again, they are now "we live in simulation" podcast content maker.
THEY DO ONLY FANS???? idk why that’s so shocking to me but it is.
His girlfriend sounds like somebody trying to do a Miranda Sings impression while having an asthma attack.
SomeGacha Boi ye I agree
And dying
omg yes XD
I was the 666th like
.
SamValeCa Aguilar omg ur soooo right!
Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbours kid
Neighbours kid:
WHERES THE LIE??!!
Yeah Danny is weird and for a second I thought you were talking about ken which you obviously weren’t because ken is awesome
(EDIT: i am joking)
IM PREGONATER
Cdf Splash your joking right
Cdf Splash haha
Therapist: wide Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Wide Danny: 10:54
This is the kind of art that actually can be replaced by AI and I don’t think anyone would notice
Why does his girlfriend sound like the sonic kid, “when will you learn”
Sammy! I was thinking that too 😂
Oh my god so right!
'that your actions have consequences'
So many are comparing her to Miranda Sings but the Sonic Kid is where my mind went to as well lol
@@kennedyj9280 hi how are you
"Drinking and smoking won't affect my baby."
*The baby becomes Candy Ken*
Green Tea the ultimate crack baby
much true
Lmao 😂 it’s true tho
her entire life is just voice cracks, nobody knows her actual voice
This is one of the hardest videos to watch… yet it’s endlessly entertaining.
They're like a bunch of Skittles who were transformed into humans by a fairy.
But the fairy is Miranda sings.
this is the most accurate thing ever
Spot on
Lol
HAHAHA
they were cursed.
His gf is that one girl in class that thinks talking like Miranda Sings is a personality trait
Holly Dyer STOOP EET
Holly Dyer I knew she sounded like someone but i couldn’t remember who. Ty
If you look at her tik tok videos on her account she’s actually way more normal then candy ken. I kinda think she is forced to do it by candy ken.
GlamRat Or she just does it with him for that family friendly ad revenue
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME OMG
I love it how she’s just like ow ow OOOWWWWW 11:54
8:27 how are they not ashamed of walking and yelling "the virus is everywhere!" When there's people inside their cars silently judging them
someone said the girl sounded like the "your actions have consequences" kid,and now i can't unhear it
oh my stars you're right
SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN LMAO
Oh god
and the guy sounds like bartok the bat from anastasia
Holy shit that’s what it is
Watching the sections of the video that were candy ken, I feel like a ball in a pin ball machine. Constantly moving, hit back and forth, never time to settle as the whiplash takes me by storm…
The amount of cringe i had to physically endure is soul crushing
His girlfriend sounds like she’s about to tell me my actions have consequences
When will you learn
Connor White on god
WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC 06??
now i can’t unhear it
Why does she kinda look like that kid too
It’s like the start of a really bad porn
Davannah Røse bruh
Davannah Røse like a creepy one that makes me wanna puke bc of all the bright colors and neons being thrown at me
All you will see is their shoulders tho
@@t.violeta1718 so ... furry porn?
Every time I come back to this video there’s a new part or joke I haven’t seen yet.
Am I living in a parallel universe
SAMEEE like Danny is adding more and more every time I watch
@@Leileii23 We need to investigate this. Next video I’m transcribing everything said or done and then a month later I do the same to see if Danny is indeed trying to confuse us
@@Soooshi. great idea. I’ll copy down Every word and I’ll come back in 3 years to see if it’s another one of his tricks.
So fun little tidbit: while it may not be necessarily kicking you can feel a fetus moving around 16-20 weeks (4-5 months). Depending on your body and/or the fetus you may not be showing that much or at all by that point. Quickening can be mistaken for like stomach bubbles for lack of a better phrase so it’s easy to not notice when you’ve started quickening
Huh. That's neat.
@@calowenby1654 Yup
This has to be the worst content you have ever reviewed, this physically hurts. It’s beyond annoying. How are there viewers still somewhat sane
they're not sane
this was definitely hard to watch
i couldn’t even bare with this video
There is no guarantee...
Honestly I bet they some how use bots for views, kinda like what they're promoting for tik tok. But yeah, it's physically hard to watch. I have no clue how someone could live like this, doing this for a living
"I'm pregnant"
"I'm peragent"
"I'm pomegranate"
"IM PRICKLE NUT"
isaiah weir I’M PICKLE RICK !!!!
PREGANANANT?!
czcams.com/video/OlI8r3nNUVw/video.html
Am i gregnant? Help??
if gregs have baby, are they gregnant?
Best way to watch this video and actually understand what's going on so basically whenever you see Ken just turn your brain off and whenever you see Danny turn your brain back on
This is the best throwback video. Come back to this all the time.
His girlfriend sounds like me at 12 years old trying to do a Miranda Sings impression
EXACTLY THATs WHAT I WAS THINKING
Sounds like my voice cracks
simply scaarlet ikr
simply scaarlet I’m still a Miranda fan
EXACTLY HOMIE
the way the girl says pregnant reminds me of:
“am i gregnant?”
“can u get pregante?”
“is there a possibility im pregananant?”
“how do you get pergert?”
Makenzie Hedlund Luigi board
Makenzie Hedlund Your username makes this 1000 times better
@@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307 how does their username make things better?
@@AstridCobalt because it's funny
P R E G A N A N A N T
No one: what the girl who was screaming about a “stalker” sounds like: me when I lost my voice but I’m yelling at my dog to not jump all over me💀💀💀💀💀
They're actually genius, they intended to portrait what a bad acid trip looks like but forgot to tell everyone that was the idea
Hearing her voice actually makes my head hurt, like no joke
ikr it's so annoying
shes like HHHHHHHHH
Me with my history teacher istg
honestly it just sounds like when you lose your voice after heavy drinking the night before which i think is highly likely for them, they look like they are on 4 different drugs even during the day
same
I don’t think even a brain transplant will remove this from my memory
It's embedded into your soul
I feel like I've had a brain transplant after watching this, only people forgot to put in a replacement brain.
(Also heck them for not respecting basic social distancing procedures. Like, seriously,why would you do this?)
12:21 “ThE mOmEnT oF tHe TrUtH”
Bro, when you kept making those funny words of pregnant when you kept making them seem funnier than they were, I actually felt to the ground because I was dying laughing😂😂😂😂💀💀
The second hand embarrassment is R E A L
Yeah I would be embarrassed if I saw them let alone if I was with them
Can we delete their channel for them (and, more importantly, for ourselves)?
the girlfriend sounds like miranda sings that lost her voice...
Agatha Pizzolito and she wants us to know our actions have consequences
I was thinking that!
Agatha Pizzolito i saw her saying she’s sick on the fyp :/
i was looking for a miranda sings comment. i think she sounds like a miranda sings knock-off
Taryn Mckinney lmao yea
All thanks to this video I find myself walking aimlessly around my house saying “ I am preg-an-ant, I am preg-an-ant…”
I find it so funny how ever sense that one mermaid movie he saw with the kid with “squishy bones” he always talks about it lol.
Why is the girlfriend trying to speak like Miranda Sings
And him saying that he didn't get her pregnant bc thats dirty and they havent even kissed is also very Miranda Sings-esque and she also says "are you frickin crazy" all the time
But miranda sings is so much better than this
vanessa ik it’s so cringey when other people try to copy her “accent” 😂
vanessa they’re 100% trying to copy her-
shes trying but she sounds more like miranda sings after smoking a cigarette everyday for 3 years.
His girlfriend sounds like she inhaled hydrogen, ate a squeaky toy, and is a Telletuby.
Jane Akindele-Abe I love this comment. I have two thumbs so why can’t I like this twice? CZcams explain yourself
Bro i don’t know if you meant helium or hydrogen but damn it doesn’t matter
Jane Akindele-Abe with a mix of miranda sings
Yeah she is definitely partially a teletubby
@@Kate-zn7de lol
“hey guys, my girlfriends prickywat” IM SCREAMING😭😭😭
its so hard to watch the clips bc they are so weird but honestly this vid has some of danny's funniest bits lmao so i keep coming back to it
"Men's size 13 Nikes. Beat that."
"I have Candy Ken as a parent"
“Oh fuc- well I’ve been beat-“
She's been beat.
Lord I hope they dont have kids
@colorado_ native
L0l
colorado_ native
Imagine how confused the child would be
Like the camera man randomly starts to recorded them
His mother starts to make a marge Simpson impression
His father acts - like - idk what to say.
The camera man keeps zooming in the child’s ear / neck
His mother starts peeing randomly
His father dances with the mother for no reason randomly
*save my planet so much fun!*meanwhile he is stepping on every single krill,plankton,and sandhoppers... PLUS THE THING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM IS THAT THEY CALLED A TORTOISE A SEA TURTLE WHYYY-
sometimes your videos make me laugh so often that i forget to breathe inbetween and then i have to pause your video, gasp for air, and mutter "i ... hate you... danny...." before gettin back into it
I love how they felt the baby kick but they need a pregnancy test.
If you're pregnant, the obvious solution is a pregnancy test, so your *even more* aware that you're pregnant. Great plot.
@@ninawth *visible confusion by their logic*
She could've eaten a live animal and felt it moving around in her stomach
Higg 420 You know what? I wouldn’t be surprised If they actually did that.
@@higg4209 That does sound like the most logical explanation of this whole scenario.
the girlfriend’s voice makes me want to literally jump off a building
@@Halmiroo7 I literally feel the same.i wana watch Danny's video but thier just too much
Steven's mental issues same
The dudes videos are just too much, and why are they so saturated
The way she says Be - L - L - y makes me throw up.
@@Itsgiraffeagain He probably wana entertain the kids.but I'm 17 and getting flashbacks over this guys videos.
The quick reference to my bones are getting squishy at 3:26 is gold
the squishy bones reference never gets old!😂
His girlfriend is like a cross between the "actions have consequences" kid and Miranda sings
Faith Simmerman YES
This is the most accurate comment I’ve seen yet
Lol
That’s perfect
I was literally just about to comment that she sounds like sammyclassicsonicfan
I know this is made for kids but this like actually scares me
SCARYYYY KEN
Its like a fever dream. The scary kind
He is the devil
I am a child and I 100% do not enjoy CandyKens content
Same . I almost clicked off
It’s like they took Miranda Sings and went “hey ya know how that character is insanely annoying and cringe? What if we did that but turned it up by 100000?”
I gotta say, I have even more respect for you for the warning. Seriously. Thank you. You can't imagine the overwhelming fear that runs through you when you watch your kid start seizing.
Idk if this is the case for all but when my son's about to, you can see his eye start twitching. Because he's 'special needs' someone's always near by during any situation that could possibly be risky in some way
He's literally one of a kind. He shouldn't have lived. He shouldn't be able to remember shit.. even the basic functions of being a human being (Like just breathing) let alone do anything he does now. (Like not only remember his own name but who I am too. Walking. being able to communicate on any level. And even make not very good CZcams videos! (Thankfully he doesn't understand all the cruel comments he gets because it might not be good but he's learning and this is one of very few things his disabilities won't hinder his ability to do so I don't want him to stop trying just because people are cruel)
Anyway, no one has ever had to treat a child like him or seen ailments like his to give us any idea of what might possibly be the future or any risks to avoid So if I see he's about to drop and have a seizure, I run and catch him before he hits the ground because there's a chance if he were to smack his head on the ground like that, It would rupture the fluid pockets in his brain and cause it to collapse onto itself and most likely kill him or leave him a vegetable(Then again he was supposed to be a vegetable from the very beginning so who the fuck knows 🤷🏼♀️)
Baby J: *”gets pregnant”*
Candy Ken: *I N A P P R O P R I A T E .*
What are you doing here todoroki...?
i have interesting taste in youtube uraraka
Candy Kens girlfriend kinda sounds like the “when will you learn” kid
Arkham_ Asylum11 yeah, him
Or that one girl, I don't remember her name but she wore her lipstick all over her mouth
@@drkchoco6061 Miranda Sings?
"ThAt YoUr AcTiOnS hAvE CoNsEqUeNcEs!"
That kid next door 😆
This is probably one o his best videos! I’m rewatch this all the time
ive seen ken a few times across La now and he still seemed weird when the cameras were off..
I feel so sorry for their neighbors. It's likke middle of the day, they're trying to do some work and they just hear:
*"I'M PREGANANT, I'M PREGNNT, I'M PRICKLENUT!"*
@Stella Bourne DAMN IT I WAD GONNA SAY THAT
P R E G O
P r e g g e r s
OH MY GOD I'M DYING
PICKLERICK
"Guys my bones are getting squishy"
Remember that kid from Scales? This is him now, feel old yet?
Hey Freddie, I’m a big fan and it’s nice to meet you
Freddie Mercury OMG ITS ADAM
Squish
Hold on.. I thought you died.
ALWAYS
my bones are getting squishy! classic line.
every greg in the world being happy cause danny said hi to them
I can’t stop imagining what the camera person has to go through when filming this it must be pretty bad because they can’t seem to bare filming their faces
he has ptsd when he sees a camera
“Saving turtles is a blast.”
Shows a tortoise.
Get noob
Get noob
Saving turtles is a hobby
your comment reminded me of a good book "There's a Hair in My Dirt" by Gary Larson, The Far-Side comic creator. There's a princess who thinks she's au natural but ends up murdering a tortoise thinking its a turtle.
It had straws in its nose to
3:51 The trailer for the Alien remake is looking great!
it sounds like she is trying to sound like miranda sings impersonating marge simpson lol
I don't even have epilepsy, but I fucking might now.
LMAO
Well, I feel like I have more resistance to Flashing Color than Flashing Black and White.
And over here I thought my comment was original
Oh well
I have no history with seizures but I think I may have now.
Same
"My bones are getting squishy"
"My girlfriend is prigglenut"
"Hey guys, my girlfriend's prickywack"
DUDE THE LAST ONE GOT ME 🤣😂
I can’t breathe- 🤣
@@ellax4843 me neither
*p r i c k y w a c k*
"Hey guys, my girlfriend's pringlenent
I love candy dan
Watching this video is like standing on the edge of a cliff and the only thing keeping me from falling into an endless pit of madness and flashing colors and horrible acting is Danny's frequent intersections making fun of it
"So baby have a baby"
*"CAN BABY HAVE A BABY"*
F.B.I: so... should we like..? Shoot?
TAKE THE SHOT
Please
The baby or the baby?
please do, just please shoot
Nah this kinda of funny
Looking at Candy Ken seems like a violation of human rights.
Based
Correct
Someone should count the times danny says my bones are getting squishy
“Hi there my girlfriend is prikywack” I just couldn’t stop laughing
“guys my bones are getting squishy” the best reference in history
Yes
I love that vid
@Jasmine Hembrey yeah.
I like the radio rebel when he does the janitor one.
Video see Gordie Howe next Scorpio a
the way the girlfriend speaks and acts like a child makes me *incredibly* uncomfortable. i feel like i wasnt supposed to see this
"My bones are getting squishy!" What a throwback.
I love these videos so much! It’s a shame that Danny isn’t a real person.
i know people say this a lot but this _actually_ hurt to watch. like i had to scroll down to the comments just to get through it
and just the audio was still overwhelming
big agree, i hate them so much :/
same!!! i lowkey just wanna put on subtitles and turn the volume off :p
Same..
Currently doing exactly that
His girlfriend kinda sounds like that kid who said “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN”
that your actions have consequences!
Luke Alexander WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
@@ocloud7389 FRICKING FRICKS!!!
Ocloud The Evil YES
czcams.com/video/OVrO0uAiPPg/video.html
The outro is my favorite ever
I don’t know if I’m going to survive this video
this feels like how an 8 years old think being pregnant is
Marisa Garcia totally! When I was 6 or 7 my belly was rumbling. I thought that it was a baby kicking in my belly and freaked out because I thought I was pregnant
Totally!
@@nou5577 I think it's more of a 5 years old. When I was 8, I didn't thought that.
I was 4 when I learned about sex and shit so unfortunately I was very aware about everything 😞
Aki why so young?
"tHE viRUs iS EVerYwHERe" "ThaTS mY STalKER" *gets aggressively close to man on the street corner*
I mean if the virus is a dinosaur that isn't that problematic.
His videos make me feel high
Same ngl
His girl friend be like
I am frickin pregnant
It’s frickin corona virus
It is frickin ticketing nigidy tacitly touse 🤨
She sounds like that kid that goes like: “wHeN wIlL yOu LeArN tHaT yOuR aCtIoNs HaVe CoNsEqUeNcEs?”
Omg she does 😂
Imagine coping someone else’s comment
When will you learn that stealing someone else's comment has consequences
or maybe they had the same idea jeez y’all r insensitive
Sammy