Hasan Retakes The SAT Exam | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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- In the first episode of Patriot Act, Hasan shared his deepest, darkest secret: that he only got a 1310 out of 1600 on the SAT exam. Almost 16 years later, Hasan is back in the classroom at The Princeton Review for a shot at redemption.
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3 hours exam, gets break
Indian guys including me: Wait you guys are getting breaks?
Debkanchan Samadder THAT IS EXACTLYYY WHAT I THOUGHTT😂😂😂😂
@Sunny Choudhary Currently WBJEE which is 4 hours has a break after 2 hours
All indians would be thinking that 😂😂
they get calculators & breaks ??!!..
@@a753951852 halo 5?
I know this is staged, but imagine showing up for the SAT & seeing Hasan Minhaj 😂
That... Would be awesome...🤣🤣
wait, its staged?
@@suhaibazmi7638 the drama is probably staged but he actually did take the test
@@malvikashriwas2741 naw. I'm pretty sure its all staged.
I have my SAT the day after tomorrow. I will keep an eye out for him
Hasan filling in like 7 C's gave me so much anxiety
Wgat pattern would u follow?
sreya anupuru Whenever I would get three C’s in a row on the Scantron I stop and say “two with these have to be right” lmaoooo
Is option c the universally accepted default answer everything, in India we also mark c on our cram school mock tests
me too!
*war flashbacks*
Meanwhile in Canada, people are attending colleges and universities based on their overall grades from high school.
Same here...it’s just a joke, calm down now lol
they were proposing to that in my country and that is even worse.
The problem with that is in many places you would have many schools faking scores, we only have it was a % of our score (which exactly depending on where you're going) and even then there was fixing of scores, recently they added a ranking score so it wouldn't help much if they give everyone good scores.
Matthew that’s not a good way to do it either
Krishna Adettiwar same here. The sat is just an exam you have to take to get into college
His dad chilling with the MCAT book. The browness is real
Waiting for his son to score high so he can send him to med school
Too real
Muhammad Awan you are killing me
It's not even funny how real that is
and also the lunch book....lol
"the girl behind me is also a hater" LMAOOOO I CHOKED
Exactly
Then get help.
I can relate!
Ya
@Pavan Kumar wtf is wrong with you
When he started frantically putting c's, I felt that so hard
yt makesmelosesleep On Crip 😂😂
me too
This video is me, at exams .
Removing the part of talking .
Me, an indian is like arrey, negative mark lagega bhai
His dad waiting outside reading MCAT is the most desi dad thing ever!
Why didn't anyone tell me that immigrant parent expectations of you lower with age?!?
At a young age they still think they can save you but when you grow older they realize you are nothing special and they want you to keep sending them a part of your paycheque
Lawrence Chen they don’t
@@utkarsh4386 Oh damn.
@@minhtrietvo8448 just because they shit out a kid doesn't make them a good person all of a sudden. Let's not forget that who your parents are is all a matter of chance and there is no barrier to entry of being a parent so there is no statistical conclusion in which all parents are holy givers and in actuality, most people are idiots and therefore most parents, by extension, are also probably idiots.
You have to spend a decade of proving you are not as capable as they expected for that to lower though
OMG THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND NAJME MINHAJ
OMG! Every brown dad is a man a myth a legend
ICON
He should run for president
We demand to see/here more of him, from himself, I call him NjMj.
Patriot Act The guy who returns used underwear to Costco!?
Y’all get breaks AND get to use a CALCULATOR??? You guys would flip during 3 hour long board exams.
Try two day long Board exams.
@@ShivamPatel-et2pl wha....?
Try 5 days of governmental exams with soldiers in the building
@@reemkhatib3754 try 2 months long exam ON mars when you ran out of oxygen in the first 3 weeks.
@@sarthak.30 wooow😂😂😂😂
The people in the comments saying that 1310/1600 and 1030/1600 are good scores for the SAT have probably never been in the context of an asian household where 1500/1600 is the baseline lmaoooooooo
Asians have an average of 1223.
@@ikiliousdasylouiyasbdetyw9124 , the average of 1223 might be correct but it still doesnt change the baseline expectations of Asian parents it will remain at 1500, as long as they are seeing some others in social circle scoring that.
relatable... as a brown kid, im super annoyed at myself for getting a 1420 :(
@@cecesvids4897 got a 1440 and was disappointed 😩
Or Hispanic T T
Omg, his dad is supportive. That's better than 1310.
I think he was being sarcastic lol
Mohit Garg no cuz 1310 was out of 2400. So 1030 is better than that since it’s out of 1600
Matheus Gampert Henz It actually says (in the description) that he originally got a “1310 out of 1600”. His original score was still the better score.
Matheus Gampert Henz no it wasn’t. It used to be out of 1600 before 2005
@@MatheusGHenz No but when he took it he got a 1310 on 1600 he went to UC Davis which is a pretty good school. He was just joking he actually did pretty decent especially in those days when test prep wasn't such a huge deal
SAT: Subtle Asian Traits
Suicide Attempt Test.
@@kulsoom.j That would work too
@@kulsoom.j thats the csat in korea
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
@@kulsoom.j gcses are a lot worse - the uk has screwed up the grading system from letters like a b c grades to numbers which doesn't make sense and are a hella lot more harder.
It still weirds me out that 2003 was already 16 years ago. When I see 16 years ago I still think of the late 90s.
Raymond Puentes well late 90's vs early 2000's, is not that far off (max 5)
Yeah I was born in 2003 and I'm about to be a senior in Highschool
@@theextreem Me too.
I graduated in 2003. It really doesn't seem long ago but my oldest is a college freshman now😂
We want the Patriot Act Back
Watching this gave me flashbacks of taking the SAT 5 times. So glad that period of my life is over
If your score was less than 1100 like mine I don't think it is ever over.
Omega Man mine was 1590/2400, my parents hated me for a month lol
@@CuriosityCulture You would have been certified genius if it was 20 years ago.
Man I see your comments on so many videos it feels like I know you
@@musically_insane God is everywhere.
1310 out of 1600 was good and everyone is an idiot. 1030 without studying, 16 years after high school is still good. edit: since a lot of people (I assume youngins) are confused, it was only 2400 for a decade, it was 1600 when Hasan took it.
This bit was really entertaining however and that's all that matters.
I agree. I got a 1230, the highest score in my HS was a 1430 I believe.
@@vcm100 I mean I'm sorry for that, my asian parents were always super chill so I escaped that stereotype but also like your personal experiences don't make the rules.
So out of 1600 he got a 1310 if i was the marker, that was good like room for improvement is stil available but after 16 years of no study he gets a 1030. Thats good still
@@ozlekosusturu yeah but look at the context of the bit. This all started with Hasan making a joke about how white kids would think 1310 is good but all the brown and asian kids are embarassed for him. So the basic premise for all of this is the high expectations of tiger asian parents. The whole point is to talk about the stereotype.
@@vcm100 Yeah I think it's funny that good grades for some of us are garbage for Asian parents.
Hasan's dad makes this 100 times funnier.
Fortunately I was blessed with understanding Asian parents who valued my mental health though my aunts are a different story but still
lucky you
Real deal starts with Indian exams.
BrownShit As a fellow Asian, I feel ya. My parents weren’t ever really strict about grades, so long as it never went below a C lol.
Must be from the west coast
Sshawarma nope from East lmfaoooo
The UC Santa Cruz shade doesn’t end 😂
_Maybe_
I've seen your comments in a 'lot' of the videos I watch, I feel as if the youtube algorithm is senting the same suggestions to u and me .
Seems he will have to be proud when the time comes for his kid to be a banana slug
Bro why are you everywhere? are you Stalking me?
and people in state pay for the UC system, what a laugh, realize that in "flyover states" a lot of them have programs to make tuition $0 based on attainment in public schools and even some allow testing out of public schools and still getting the benefit.
Dad: “That’s pretty good, Hasan.”
Proctor: “I agree.”
Dad: “Good job.”
This says a lot about society *sip*
that's what every brown kid wants to hear their parents say but it doesn't happen to most.
Because of this video I had to look up what it actually means:
Average score : 1020-1060
Good: 1200-1300
Best: 1600
@HMSBlackPrince I'm brown and my very first try in 8th grade was a 930 out of 1600 which was terrible. My highest was 1400 after 3 years of study and although my parents would've liked a higher score, they realized that I was just fucking stupid and they were less hard on me. It pissed me off how most of my friends got 1500s on their 2nd try
amr1115 You are not stupid. I got a lower score than that and I still ended up at a good school. Sat scores are not the end of the world.
@@star-ks3bs YES, SAT scores are BS. I got a fuckin 1590 and still didn't get in to a couple schools even though I had other good things going for me and no negative record lol. But it turned out fine, and I got accepted to lots of schools anyway! And I'm about to get my bachelor's. (:
@@amr-bw4gf dude, I feel that!
I mean in terms of asian and indian standards, anything below 1520 is trash. 1530-1540 is decent, 1550-1570 is good, and 1580+ is like a celebration for asian parents. I got a 1540 on my first try as a sophomore for the august 2021 SAT, but I was still pretty depressed about it. I guess asian standards really get to you
Them: "That's so bad, ew a 1310"
Me: "Guess I'm not going to college"
Lmaoooo the SAT isn't a real accurate indication of your future dw. I got worse than that and I'm graduating next year with a degree in physics.
@Yash Hooda Is Hiset diploma same as SAT. Please reply
@Yash Hooda So, I have to have both Hiset diploma and SAT to get in college
got in the 1200s in the 2400 one and got into a great school and doing better GPA wise than most in my school who scored above 1800s. the school avg in my year was 1600 so i dont think it matters much or they must have liked something in my application.
Update a year later guys, i graduated with honors and a 32 act and am going to Ohio State. Cheers to you all ✨
Ok but this reminded me I need to study for my SAT and I’m pissed thanks a lot Hasan
I SWEAR I SEE YOU ON EVERY VIDEO AND LEMME JUST SAY, ITS PRETTY COOL
Akhila Thirumala UWorld and Khanacademy are great sincerely some guy in my class that got 1590 and missed one question overall
I’m so behind in my classes this semester. Watching this gives me anxiety and yet still didn’t check my college email today
LMAO RIGHT I GOTTA TAKE MY PRACTICE TEST NOW
SAT?
The SAT is such a bad way to judge the intelligence of a student.
yeah?
ever heard about indian education system?
i dont know what u will make of that
Ever learnt an entire book word by word for a test?
It’s alright, but people started studying and taking courses, making it pointless, the original idea was for people to take the test without prior practice
Is it? Ever heard of Jee, Neet And other entrance exams from India🥵
@@sakshiagrawal5780 ya I have which is why the country is taking so long and forever to improve. They dont value talent only test scores
'Can I get into Stanford?'
"no"
"What if I mark Caucasian?"
"Maybe..."
Do u mean black or Latino?
Camel Boot check out Hasan Minhaj’s video on Affirmative Action. You’d probably take that back
Danielle Poole and why is that the comment that upsets you?
You meant ‘Black’ or ‘Latino’
@@camelboot8540 Nah I meant white...black people were discriminated against historically, as were many Chicanos.
Whites weren't victims in being denying higher education.
Thin skin
We want the Patriot Act Back.
That's bad. Wow. That's bad. lol. Idk what I'm talking about, I'm South African. We don't take the SAT.
Same. I'm from Finland and I'm just pretending I totally understand what this is.. 🙄😂
México here, we don't do that either lol
@@lemonielala3080 The SAT is basically a standardized test that is used to determine what university you will be able to go to.
@@deuteronomydeeznutz4278 Thanks! At what age do you do that?
It doesn’t determine what university you go to. Most colleges require act or sat during admissions applications, but it definitely is not the only thing that is looked at! Grades, gpa, extra curricular, who you know, and standardized test scores are all part of the package!
Every time a clock says 10:30 or 13:10 Hasan is going to get triggered
every time it hits 10:30 I'm going to get triggered for Hasan
😂
when tf will a clock say 13:10
@@SamuelCollins It's military time for 1:10.
EpicElle7 no regular clocks will ever have an hour 13 on them, I get that it’s military time but a clock won’t show 13:10
i feel like a lot of ppl took the sat when it was out of 2400 so that’s why it’s seen so negatively, but back when he took it and for a couple years now the sat is out of 1600, a 1310 is actually really good- his score here was literally average, i don’t see why ppl still think he did bad
It's bad for Asian parents standards, that's it.
the expectation is at least 1500
It's actually pretty good. It's only bad if you are trying to get into Stanford or UCLA or any top 30 school.
It’s bad for asians. If you get below 1500 that’s bad.
@@Zenyx yeah I'm an Indian with a 1550 and still have no chance at top universities
1310 out of 1600 is an excellent score.
Don't be hard on yourself
Vedraj r.m but he us Indian . He has to do better than that. 😃
@@1mikon Dude why spread stereotypes. My school has 200+ Indian kids, and only like 7-8 kids got more than 1400
@@harshbirbrar2830 I'm a senior in an american school that's been 80% asian for years now. The bar is a 1400, anything lower than that is a shame to tell people and anything under 1500 is not enough
Mahir Asef definitely not jokes, all my asian friends have parents who hold them to high standards
@@fairlore9515 No offence but everybody views Indian kids as losers who study 24/7 in my high school
Should've taken the ACT xD
Less time🙄
@@explore645 But better chance at getting accepted into a college. I got a 32 on my ACT.
Agree! Much easier comparatively Got a 31 on the ACT and only 1850 (when it was at 2400) on the SAT
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I think his 1310 score was when the SAT was 1600. At one point it was 1600 then it became 2400 and then to 1600 which is what we have today.
Junior that is what I was wondering! He didn’t specify if it was out of 1600 or 2400
If he graduated 16 years ago, then it would have been out of 1600, which means his score was good.
haha for a brown person though
@@addyhur2156 it's still not that great
1310 out of 1600 is not good for a brown or yellow person
Hasan is the only one who gets his score on test day😂
3:44 when in doubt “C” it out And I stick by that
Hasan: UC Davis
Proctor: No
(plot twist: Hasan Minhaj is a UC Davis alumni)
Maria Khan
HEY YEAH!
STOP TRYING TO STEAL HIM, UC SANTA CRUZ. Hasan is OURS.
Im honestly shocked he got into UC Davis with a 1310/1600, he mustve been an amazing writer (colmege essay, short answer questions for application, and SAT essay) and/or had a 3.75+ GPA
Joe Dorben I mean his in range of the SAT scores the accept and a 1310 out of 1600 is still like the 91st percentile or above. It’s a pretty good score in regards to the national average.
Joe Dorben Man it’s not easy to get into Davis...I wanted to go there but my grades said “Nah fam you going to Sacramento State” 😂😂
How'd you get your dad to say good job? I could have gotten a perfect score and they still would have barely acknowledged my existence. Lol keep up the good work Hasan
It has to be recorded 😂
I really hope everyone else in the room wasnt actually taking the SAT, cause that would have been distracting AF
It has to be a recreation. If it were the actual test, then everyone's scores would be invalidated as the proctor wasn't following the required script all proctor's must read verbatim and the cameras were in the room.
am i the only one who would love a 1310...
cannot verbally explain how much I was looking forward to this.
a 1310 on a 1600 scale (the old SAT scale and now the new scale again) is actually really good, but for awhile it was bumped to a cap of 2400 which is prob why those people thought a 1310 was bad...but a 1030...you should have just scrapped the bit lmao
The people who weren't thorough enough to realize that he took the test when it was a 1600 cap don't deserve a voice. They probably scored under 1000. Fucking morons.
Um 1030 with the new one is pretty bad...I guess it depends on ur standards but all the smart brown kids at my school get 1500 or (usually) higher
@@chaitaltammineni2100 like I said in the second half of my comment...yeah 1030 is bad lmao the guy in the video was trying to be nice I'd guess
Know how I know you're white?
@@vcm100 me?lmao no I'm brown
He took the SAT 16 years ago, when it was 2002, when I was born. And 16 years later, I took the sat, and he re-took it.
i have to wonder how many of those people in the tweets he put up actually realize that when he took the SAT the max score was 1600, not 2400..........
Which month and year did he take it?
@@GAndreC well he's the same age i am which means he graduated high school in 2003, and the test changed in 2005, so he definitely took the old 1600 version as a senior in high school.
still not a good score on the 1600 SAT
@@joedorben3504 No its good just not great.
@@simetry6477 Nah, it's just a pretty weak score
This just shows how much the SAT is an artificial hoop for kids to jump through. Hasan, you're a wonderful, funny person, and any school would've been lucky to have you.
Not really. In other countries university entrance exams are tougher than the SAT.
I respect you for the attempt again.
"Can I get into Stan-"
"No."
I never took my SAT.
I went to community college, and transferred to UC Davis. Got my degree without ever taking an SAT.
Have a nice life.
This is dedication!!
"every indian and asian person" my heart. it's my pet peeve when people don't consider indians as asian people.
It really doesn't matter what you got on the SAT score I think you're an amazing person doing amazing things
Thanks for the confidence boost :)
"The girl behind me is also a hater" hahaha...
3:00 "the girl behind me is also a hater"😂😂😂
So captivating. Give this man every award.
"SAT is hard."
An Indian person shouldn't say that
Yeah! 😄
Akshat Mishra
Why spread stereotypes
@@nyenone5514 It's the truth.
@@vk-vz8qo Yes... why?
@@aasthasingh8996 Then do you also think that Indians are dirty, because that's also a stereotype albeit a racist stereotype.
ok good but are these people in the classroom really taking the exam? Cause I would be totally pissed if I had a camera on me during SAT lol
Blanca Aleks I think they just offered students this as a second try, and comped it
Actors.
No
Hasan probably actually took the test but then got those actors and spent an hour getting those clips
I think it's one of those Princeton Review "Mock" exams or practice exams since it was scored right away in the test center.
We want patriot act back
I got a 34 on the ACT and a 1440 on the SAT and my parents still wanted me to retake both exams. Y'all really don't know how hard it is for us brown people out here. (yes, out of 1600)
This gave me anxiety. Thanks Hassan!
Congrats Hasan... ur white
I'm dying
So true, we've revoked his Asian card with that kind of score!
damn that wasn't necessary....shit!
das cold
You guys are really not so nice! This really killed me!
Damn, I love this man.
Bro! I remember this. The stress was unreal that day.
Low key just a Princeton review ad
Jk lol rlly funny vid
1310 is well above the national average. It ain't bad.
2:53 onwards killed me "the girl behind me is also a hater"
Awwwww, Yes Dad being clutch with the packed lunch & being supportive! 😍😍😍
We want Patriot Act back !!!
if i get a fucking calculator and even a 5 minute break during an exam i would cry tears of joy
here I am watching this at UC Santa Cruz 😂
and I got a 1280 a few years back
Bless you 😊🙏
What does everyone think of #HasanMinhaj always dragging your school? 😄😄😄😄
@@lexiavoyne9298 Santa Cruz is the Arby's of Patriot Act.
What up??
Hasan's back!!
Can't wait for season 2 😅😅😅
You are a god for posting this I love Hasanh Minaj forever
“I tried to ask legitimate questions every time he Dikembe Mutombo-ed me” HAHAHAHAHA this guy is hilarious!
I took the SAT on a SATurday on SATurn. During the SAT, I SAT for three hours. This is a great example of SATire.
Wow, the second-hand anxiety from watching this is STRONG!
*Acting like as if he’s writing a CBSE exam*
I'm from ISC and he'd shit himself writing the ISC exams
I know the pain re!!...I am giving the CBSe shitty exams this year😭😭😭😭😭
@@emsontopno5603 As someone who's been there and done that last year, good luck, man. CBSE Boards ain't easy, especially now. Hope you do great.
@@emsontopno5603 And they're cancelled
We have regular semester tests for 3hr with no break . SAT have breaks even to fill an OMR sheet
so relateable
Mr Najme Minhaj is a YOUNG MAN.
Najme looks so proud of you when you are speaking.
Saved this video as a favorite. So relatable.
... I think that's how that sentence is spelled. Maybe.
watched it again, just noticed you knew a classic cheatcode by heart.
I love his dad reading the MCATs...shade of my dad!!!
This is funny because he filmed it like a reality show 🤣😂
Mahnnn I miss this show!!!!❤️
Ahhhh your dad looks like every Indian dad😍
Namaste Uncle Jim❤❤❤❤
Literally what every child goes through like ALL THE TIME in the YEARS they spend on education
This Content is the Best💯
Nice to see his Dad is very supportive at Sat Test.
I took the PSAT a few days ago, with only two days of studying. I think I did well. Time to watch Hasan
The true SAT mood is a football coach volunteering by loudly eating lunch while everyone else has a existential crisis and those two brown kids with NASA level calculators leave twenty minutes in
Many test here in britain are similar
The Pakistanis and Arabs get low test scores on average
@@pinkneanderthal4456 from what I've seen west asians aka arabs always have the highest marks idk what part are you from
You can’t leave the sat early I wish
I genuinely thought Lin Manuel-Miranda was proctoring your exam when the guy started talking
Alix Night that would be fucking amazing
My man in the audio team using command and conquer music
Funny thing is he actually went to UC Davis
is there an adress where we can send fanmail to??
The guy’s voice remind me of “ the MCAT is hard and the MCAT is important “ anybody?
that outro beat lowkey fire tho
My favorite moment of the part at the end of the test (besides Hasan's freakout, of course), is that you can hear Dr. Frank laughing at his reaction behind the camera (3:58)! I don't know if that was left in on purpose or if they just didn't notice it because they were too focused on his freakout, but that *really* sums up that moment perfectly (both how Hasan is feeling, and how we all feel watching him)!
This is me on any test. I’m gonna be taking the SATS this year so plz pray for me
Ouch that’s bad for even the new SAT Hasan lmao
Reshma oh shut up that’s good for a lot of people
Amazinc it’s just a joke😊🤗
It's on the same scale, and ETS keeps the score distribution pretty even.
@@amazinc754 no it's bad
Its not new scale. It was 1600 the first time Hassan gave the test
Naijme just kills me! I heard that it is hard test!