What If Hasan Were King Of America? | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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- čas přidán 13. 11. 2019
- On the latest Deep Cuts, Hasan contemplates what he would do if he were somehow named "King of America." Hasan also talks pizza toppings, goes on the record about one thing he couldn't do as a kid that he'll let his daughter do, and thinks about what his Super Sweet 16 birthday party would have been like. Hasan then shares some quality time helping out his best friend Eddie.
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I love how Deep Cuts is gradually embracing more and more chaotic energy.
Big Chaotic Energy
“Make it good, I left work early to get here” 😂
Thumb rule: If you’re asking Hasan a question, be prepared with an answer.
Just like my Physics teacher
Or just never raise your hand when he ask where are you😁
petition for deep cuts to be atlesst half an hour long
YES
Yashvi Shah totally!
Lmfao
lol. only if you petition it one netflix
Rule #6: Deep cuts must be at least 30 minutes long
"are you covering my therapy bill for tomorrow?" i'm so dead GET THAT GUY A MIC
SO FUCKING HILARIOUS LMAO, i swear his audience is just as funny as him and it gives me lifeee
I get it though. Imagine you are an introvert and rarely go out for things like this and then you get highlighted in front of a TV audience. He totally wasn't expecting to have that experience.
@@semi6544 I bet he's glad he did tho
@@MajorMlgNoob -- Yeah, probably. Anything you are super anxious about usually creates less anxiety the more times you go through it (If you consider it a positive experience). I'm sure he won't go out of his way to do it again though.
I was ur 1000th like.
Hasan 2020 Presidential Slogan:
“I work for you guys”
"In here to please you 2024"
*makes a new hand gesture everyday of his presidency
Forget about President he’s going straight for king
@@cleeenexx4277 Obama used to do that.
oh wow-
I like how the question papers is coordinated with his sweater colour 🧡
I like how you noticed. Tan France made us all outfit aware.
I know I don't usually notice that stuff but I did today!
Who the hell notices that? hahaha
YES
And Cheez-It Pizza.
hasan: * makes a joke about porn *
hasan: it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke you guys knowwww im joking right????
i think he was saying that to the uncle
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oh my gosh this is the first time i got a 100 likes or any at all soo...
thanks for all the likes everyone:)
@@shafeeqhareyaz5473 yepp, pretty much was as you so finely put it. may your comment receive a thousand upvotes! good day
Yeahhhhh he seemed so afraid of that uncle😂😂😂
Which minute? Can't remember it. Hahah
@@MJRF646 I think it's the Uncle from 0:48 and 5:05¿
Finally, Netflix has found their talk show format.
this is hot garbage truck juice
@@thecakeisalie6601 big mad
Max F ok boomer
@@Kylalovesbabe Why atleast one comment on any YT video nowadays mentions, "ok boomer"?
What does it mean?
@@aperture0 it means they are dick riding bandwagoners devoid of original thought
You certainly COULD have talked back to your parents as a kid, you just might not have lived to tell the tale.
There was once an Indian kid who talked back to his parents. And we never heard of him, ever again.
“Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad”
@@hokutonosword1 Legend.
@@suhaibazmi7638 that genuinely sounds like the beginning of a fantasy/Sci-fi novel.
Now I want to write it. Damnit.
sword ali hey it’s somebody gonna get A hurt real bad
Hasan answers audience questions about gun control, climate change and recessions but you ask him about his parents and he's like "na I ain't touching this"
Lmao
Hasan: Not all Indian people know each other.
Also, Hasan: Did my dad put you up to this??
Everyone says listen to Tan, but I like these sweaters on Hasan. It's so him.
Tan clearly has great fashion sense but... his choices for Hasan don't reflect Hasan's personality.
Agreed 💯
Cheez it pizza sweater is back!
Agreed
So effing true.
Hasan- You should get the day off if you get stuck in traffic
People in Bangalore- :O
People in LA when they get their salary: Its free real estate
Every day is holiday wooooo
This just in: The global economy has crashed on account of everybody being stuck in traffic.
In Delhi too :(
MOOD
Expectation: "Yea, I can do Patriot Act like Hasan Minhaj. Easy."
Reality: You are the guy in the audience who can't even play himself in the Pizza Hut Cheez-it bit
Lol “can’t play himself”
lots of pressure man
No one remembers big foot pizza, New York style pizza, the scicillian pizza????
Deep cuts is like Hasan's personal interview where you're free to crack jokes from both sides
i did not expect to become so attached to stage manager Eddie but here i am and i am so glad that he has extra screen time in this one
*The Cheez-it bit had me crunching my abs lmao 😂*
Lily Lucian-Cahill if only that dude could’ve done the classic commercial voice, that could’ve been his chance to break into a career doing pizza commercials.
Weird flex but ok
@@sauravmaan lmao
"Are you covering my therapy bill for tomorrow"😂
Saurav Maan literally
Was hoping Anna Kendrick was joining him because of the intro
One day she needs to just show up to these Deep Cuts like she did to Trevor Noah and his Between the Scenes.
That was a dream, not real
@@eriktruedson5658 lmao😂
@@eriktruedson5658 yeah, how/why else would she talk to him?
Someone explain me the context of this please
Lmao the jingle music behind the pizza hut commercial was HILARIOUS!
That brown dude for cheez it pizza will never speak up in public again 😂😂😂😂
Qwerty Keyboard “the brown dude” LMAOOO 😂
"I'm just kidding. I am joking, I am joking, I am joking.
I am joking. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
These are jokes. These are jokes. These are jokes." 😂😂😂
Aaaaand he's back to sweaters! xD
Somewhere Tan is face palming thru this video
He almost made it a week.
It IS sweater weather tho
@@mimprincesa It is never neon-orange sweater weather...especially on set lol
@@idontevenhaveapla7224 Never! No man should be allowed to control his wardrobe 99% of the time.
"Are you gonna cover my therapy bill tomorrow?" The hero we needed in 2019
Ok, I'll be level with you, up till I watched this, Patriot Act didn't feel real. Even though I watched it on Netflix, the rewatched it on CZcams so I could give it a like (along with Deep Cuts ofc), I couldn't really believe it. As Muslim guy, that a Muslim guy had a show this big, funny, informative, and entertaining, like damn.
But then I saw you slate the segment, after Eddie told you to hold it upside-down, at the end of this video, that was when it finally felt real. I was like, wow, a guy named Hasan, who used to be a correspondent for a show that would cover a guy named Hussein, in the US of A, now has his own bang-up show. You inspire me man. Peace brother, to you and your family.
Hell yeah
true
I love the fact Hasan is wearing Cheez-It color sweatshirt😂
“ are you covering my therapy bill tomorrow, right?”
I felt that.
I think my favorite part is when Hasan still respects the uncles in the audience becuz it’s just that drilled in him. I feel u I would honestly be the same 😂😂😂
The Cheez-it bit almost killed me.
Honestly that was the best Pizza commercial I've ever seen 😁😁😁💯
"he means the second change but he is King so who cares"
How would he get a crown over that hair though?
This comment is so underrated 😂
Yesterday I was stuck in traffic because of the snow in Canada and I got fired Hasan 🤣 talk to my man Trudeau yo
Damn!! That's ridiculous..
Hope you find a better job..
Prayers!
Jasdeep Bindra thank u!!
After that Trudeau interview, Hasan is on thin ice with Trudeau 😝
Jenson Pais 😂😂😂 and the blackface thing hadn’t even pop up yet!!!!
You mean the white panther?
Deep cuts are the best part of having to waiting for a new episode of Patriot Act. Makes the wait a little less difficult.
the last time i was this early, Donald Trump had only colluded with Russia.
Lol
You russia and ukraine are mortal enemies
@@josh44026 Not exactly mortal enemies. More like predator and prey.
haha my parents never let me watched the Simpsons because they thought it was “too vulgar and inappropriate”.
TUBA me tooo
Same 😂
I know this show is still relatively in its infancy so they're figuring out their stride, but I really enjoyed it when Deep Cuts was experimenting with having guests, so if you are willing to drop a guest in here or there, please do!!! Love seeing Hasan riff off other amazing energies 😁😁😁
I really like how the question is for Hasan but he also asks it back to the audience. It's not just about him. It's a conversation. An engagement. Damn it, Netflix, bring back Patriot Act!!
No one:
Hassan at 7:27 : "dADdy"
I've been scrollong through comments to see if anyone else heard it like that! Lmao finally
Hamna Abbas The guy’s name is Eddie. I think Hasan just said it a little funny.
@@sandravahtel423 he did! But it sounded like daddy 😂
That's what I heard too lmao
I just can't get enough of those deep cuts! thank you for being this amazing and entertaining at the same time!! quality content 100% of the time
The Cheez-It Pizza from Pizza Hut!! It’s back!! You can get it right now!!
Right now?
A serious mistake Hasan made we should learn from: *"Never wear double popped collars"* 😂😂
These segments are gold lol so cool to ask him questions and interact with him. Would love to catch a show one day.
The editing on this and all the Deep Cuts is perfection.
I really missed these. Was waiting eagerly since the new episode.
YESS I’ve been waiting for deep cuts 😫🥰
So once again, i love you, edition team. I love the little notes you left for us, like an inside joke for Deep Cuts viewers/comments readers. I always look for them o_o I know there will be something!
Adding the slate parts it’s adorable, we got to a little bit more of Hasan and Eddie, or Eddie and Hasan (their friendship is real)
I love watching the deep cuts as the questions which are being asked are like really interesting and funny at the same time
I have a good friend who's birthday is on September 11th. Poor guy never gets to celebrate in public!
I'm married to one with the same luck. 👍 We don't live in the US though so it's not as bad.
His 16th birthday in 2001 was a bit muted though. 🙄
5:44
“*he means the second change but he’s king so who cares” 🤣
The cheez-itz x Pizza Hut pseudo advertisement was insanely hilarious 😂
"Are you covering my therapy bill?" 😂😂
I love how invested hasan was in making the cheezits pizza ad 😂😂😂
The music is so savage, satisfying and fire at the same time yo!
The dude asking the “king of America” question was pissed off and SAD .
The space Adam and Eve thing what even Lolol
it feels like I’ve been waiting for more deep cuts for agesssss
Wow I didn't catch that. Nice save editorial team @5:43!!
Deep cuts just feels like I’m hanging out with my family. I love it. Thank you Hasan ❤️
Nailed it,Man!!!
This is the sixth Deep Cuts I've watched in a row. I'm obsessed.
That sweater is so on brand I love itt😂
This was by far the best deep cuts!!!
I love the transitions in the edit. It makes it cool and not awkward.
This is what I'm waiting for. Deep cuts the best👍😄
They improved on Deep Cuts again. Dude how do you guys think of new content, things to do in each edition, it's actually crazy and entertaining. Good job, love your content.
The questions keep getting more bizarre and I’m HERE for it 🤣
Hasan, you're awesome!
Loved it.
Nice yo have you back.
This was so much fun!!!! 🤭🤭 Hasan and Eddie are back!!
On fire n on point
I look forward to Deep Cuts more than the actual episodes!
I love this sooo much!
i do theater stuff and we have an Eddie who does sound and i like that "EDDIE" is just kind of a universal expression
I want whatever that Mars question girl was smoking.
The pause he had before saying " its back" 😂
this is amazing
Pizza Hut: we have a new spokes- never mind.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while omg. Don't know why but I think it has do with the fact that the whole thing is so authentic.
I love watching Hasan work the crowd, he's great and I love his responses.
Nice sweater! :) Tan France is proud.
“Stuck in traffic, you get the day off”, the rule that made California the least productive state in the union.
Capt'n America I’m all for it
You mean the most profitable
California seems to be the most influental/richest state in that country
7:50 I can watch this scene hundred times!!!
Oh how I missed these😂
This one is the best of all deep cuts
I would love an episode on Bollywood( not sure it would be so great but it could be cool )
@The Elite Killa or maybe anti Muslim propagandas.
I appreciate his hand movements so much.
Lots of love and Dua’s for Hasan and the Show from Bangladesh 🇧🇩
Slick I really loved those things. I want them to bring it back.
OMG... love him so much. I was crying with the Pizza Hut bit.
That 16 birthday bit was so deep. I was rolling on the floor.
King Hasan’s 6th amendment: Deep Cuts shall be at least 30 minutes
Yaaasss!! I love the sweaters and the hand movements. Please don't change it Hassan.
I’m the same age and was banned from watching the Simpson’s too lol then years later my parents actively look to find it for my nieces...
3:00 she got her question from a meme going around lol
The thing Hasan is holding at the beginning is called a Clapperboard. They are used to ensure proper syncing of the audio and video tracks during editing.
Took me like 10 minutes trying to search "film director time card slam-thing."
I love how the jingle started playing everytime they rehearsed the Cheez-It Pizza Hut commercial! 😂🤣😂🤣
By chance! I happened to watch this video today and I got to know that your birthday is on 23rd sept which is today.. I really got excited all of a sudden. Happy Birthday🎂.. Hasan
This was the best, 😂😂😂👍
So now Pizza Hut Cheez-it will become a running joke!
It's back!
More of Hasan and Eddie please! They’re great.