Angela Chao Drowns In Tesla | Chapo Trap House

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  • čas přidán 12. 03. 2024
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Komentáře • 148

  • @afroponix3414
    @afroponix3414 Před 2 měsíci +162

    The super rich find more ways to die in poorly designed submersibles

  • @severalwhitespaces
    @severalwhitespaces Před 2 měsíci +29

    All I know about magnates is this: Give me a pond of water, let me drop the magnate in, that’s the end of the magnate.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Před 2 měsíci +23

    This is straight out of Final destination

  • @SEWERSLIDEHOTLINE
    @SEWERSLIDEHOTLINE Před 2 měsíci +44

    She didn’t have enough dogecoin to get the door feature

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu Před 2 měsíci +19

    Woah the Pinto situation was the one literally quoted in Fight Club. I thought Palanhiuk was exaggerating, serves me right.

  • @apolloforabetterfuture4814
    @apolloforabetterfuture4814 Před 2 měsíci +26

    This story sounds like the start of cyberpunk 2077 quest

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Před 2 měsíci +36

    Instead of taxing the rich just give them a tesla

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson Před 2 měsíci +18

    The amazing thing is, her husband almost immediately went on record saying he doesn't blame Tesla even though they are absolute death traps. Imagine selling out your wife that quick, what a ghoul.

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf Před 2 měsíci +8

      Now i assume he hacked her car

    • @salvadorcoling8403
      @salvadorcoling8403 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I’m sure Angela Chao was intoxicated which her husband doesn’t want people to know.

  • @Laudon1780
    @Laudon1780 Před 2 měsíci +21

    It was the pond on her own ranch!!!

    • @JStack
      @JStack Před 2 měsíci +13

      So a roomba could've avoided death but not the Tesla lmao

  • @dirrdevil
    @dirrdevil Před 2 měsíci +27

    Reports say her husband's last words to her were "Angelina, Ciao!"

  • @commenter381
    @commenter381 Před 2 měsíci +20

    Politicians can now do Chappaquiddick remotely.

  • @aviomarin7
    @aviomarin7 Před 2 měsíci +17

    It should be written into law every DC lawmaker has to drive a Tesla, because you know, the environmental effects.

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant Před 2 měsíci +3

      also having a musk headed boeing replace air force 1

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 Před 2 měsíci +12

    I'm pretty sure this car has that absolutely moronic touchscreen gear select.
    Imagine dying because you bumped your finger in a panel of glass and got yourself in a pond, inside the car that won't open its doors if it's too wet.

    • @BMoser-bv6kn
      @BMoser-bv6kn Před měsícem +1

      Oh god, really? I thought it was bad enough putting the speedometer in the middle of the car on an iPad, and not having tactile dials and buttons for the radio.... but you touch a screen to shift a gear???????????????? Really?!
      My god. I wouldn't use touch controls to play a Mega Man game, let alone to operate a 4 ton death machine.

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Touchpad shifter.
    Genius.

  • @harrisonkyle3029
    @harrisonkyle3029 Před 2 měsíci +34

    People are demanding we feel sorry for some right-wing billionaire...

    • @justeliashere
      @justeliashere Před 2 měsíci +2

      what makes her right wing?.. I get that you may not like her bc shes rich which could have been a product of hard work but making false claims on someone's death is soo low.

    • @harrisonkyle3029
      @harrisonkyle3029 Před 2 měsíci +10

      You don't become a billionaire through hard work. Don't be an idiot. Also, she is a right-winger. She, her sister, and brother-in-law are prominent in the GOP.@@justeliashere

    • @justeliashere
      @justeliashere Před 2 měsíci +2

      oh okay. There's no need to call me an idiot as I'm just trying to understand the hatred against her. Is Elon Musk also guilty for being a billionaire by advancing society with tech and producing jobs so people like us can feed our families? @@harrisonkyle3029

    • @DOOMPotatoable
      @DOOMPotatoable Před 2 měsíci +6

      ​@@justeliashere You've gotten very lost, friend. This is a socialist podcast you're listening to. You'll find no allies here beyond a handful of hate listeners.
      To answer your question, in Marxian economics, capitalists are exploiters of workers. The root word for capitalist is capital. Capital in this context means "the physical or financial resources used to produce value in an economy". This can be in the form of machines, money to pay wages or intellectual property like the design for a type of car. So a capitalist is a capital-person, someone who earns money by owning businesses and paying people to work for them. The work produced by their employees is worth more than the capitalist pays them, for otherwise there is no profit. This allows capitalists to acquire more machines, pay more people, and get even richer. Their enrichment is therefore directly correlated with the extraction of surplus labour (work that is beyond what is needed to survive and therefore creates wealth) from the worker.This is known as the capitalist mode of production, and is the main way things are produced in the vast majority of the world.
      Ultimately a capitalist can grow so powerful that they can influence elections, break most laws with impunity and essentially completely isolate themself from the vast majority of people. The capitalist becomes weird and alien, and his (or her!) interests diverge from humanity at large. Billionaires are generally way past that point, and have no idea of the life and struggles of the majority. Democracy means rule of the people, but as capital accumulates, liberal democracies become oligarchies ruled by a wealthy elite. For democracies sake, economic power must be redistributed to the masses. Votes do not matter so long as politicians are more swayed by lucrative post-retirement speaking engagements payed for by billionaires as a reward for cooperating with lobbying groups than they are by the will of the electorate.
      Therefore, billionaires are the enemy and all their gains are ill-gotten.
      Do capitalists produce a valuable service? Ultimately, most capitalists are utterly worthless and do more harm than good as far as I can tell. Well, are there any alternatives? Yes! Capitalist free companies exist. They're called employee cooperatives and are democratically controlled by their worker-owners who all own a little bit of the company . Statistically, they're more productive, more resilient, have higher reinvestment rates, are better for their employees and for their local communities. So why are they so much rarer than capitalist firms? Because they have trouble attracting investment. Banks are leery of lending to them (banks are controlled by capitalists) and of course, the main forms of investment supply money in return for ownership which is something a worker coop categorically can't do. There are ways to alleviate these concerns, such as the Marcora law of Italy (which was severely restricted by the EU for being excessively competitive, despite far larger subsidies being routine for private corporations).
      However, such laws are insufficient for resolving the issues of the capitalist mode of production, and a revolution will be needed.
      For further reading, I would recommend all three volumes of Marx's Capital. It's impossible to summarize several thousand pages worth of analysis and data in a couple paragraphs, but it's all there if you want to learn more. After you've done that, we can go through the economic developments of the 20th century. Also, I am not an expert on the subject myself, so I have doubtlessly made some mistakes with my explanation.

    • @justeliashere
      @justeliashere Před 2 měsíci +1

      Ah I see that makes total sense no wonder. I just stumbled on this video on my recommended and was shocked to see people's lack of sympathy for one human being. Thanks for letting me know and being civil about it. I will have to do more reading to understand your guys' view when I have the time.@@DOOMPotatoable

  • @SigmaOxygen
    @SigmaOxygen Před 2 měsíci +12

    "Wife Mode" is a service offered at the Tesla White elite tier

  • @CenTexMex101
    @CenTexMex101 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Oh shit, Blanco county LBJ was from here, he liked to trick people by driving into his lake.

  • @bluechalk6275
    @bluechalk6275 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Maximum Overdrive

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Is a Tesla auto linked to Twitter to notify all followers of the owner in the event of a fatality?

    • @kevingriener7441
      @kevingriener7441 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Yeah, but you have to call it "X" or your car just beelines straight to the nearest body of water.

  • @NotoriousSRG
    @NotoriousSRG Před 2 měsíci +9

    I choose to believe Elon did it himself lol

    • @John_Malka-tits
      @John_Malka-tits Před 2 měsíci

      Lol indeed

    • @RipTheJackR
      @RipTheJackR Před 2 měsíci +7

      I dont, it assumes functionality and competence.

    • @kdlee3316
      @kdlee3316 Před 2 měsíci

      Continue to choose delusion

    • @eriktillman8114
      @eriktillman8114 Před 2 měsíci

      I could have been the cartels removing competition- her shipping company moved more cocaine than El Chapo himself ever did.

  • @fxlltxtsearch
    @fxlltxtsearch Před 2 měsíci +7

    Stick shift gear selector. Problem solved

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick1243 Před 2 měsíci +6

    I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but it is a strange coincidence that Mitch announced stepping down and his support for Drumpf shortly after the accident.

  • @Jenspo
    @Jenspo Před 2 měsíci +2

    The RXK joke killed me

  • @seraph5765
    @seraph5765 Před 2 měsíci +18

    rip bozo

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 Před 2 měsíci +4

    4:40 isn't this exactly what The Narrator talks about at the beginning of Fight Club?

  • @hoboroadie4623
    @hoboroadie4623 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I always wanted to run a magneto ignition on the Thunderchicken. Computer is just another vector of fail.

  • @XhristianGaminX
    @XhristianGaminX Před 2 měsíci +4

    0:50 dang😂 thats actually very believable wouldnt be suprised to if he can control every Full self driving telsa motor function by a computer.
    Would make an assasination be ruled a accident and no one would think twice crazy i don’t trust FSD no more after this

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Owned

  • @ajemison3
    @ajemison3 Před 2 měsíci +3

    rxk really transcending communities

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin Před 2 měsíci +14

    Every car made after 1989 has a computer in it

    • @SigmaOxygen
      @SigmaOxygen Před 2 měsíci +6

      C for effort but the real gotcha here was when he implied teslas are uniquely hard to escape under water.

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@SigmaOxygen I mean aren't the doors all electronically operated with the only manual latch being in a hidden compartment that's in no parts easy to open (let alone find if you didn't read the manual)?

    • @capyossarian
      @capyossarian Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@SigmaOxygen gotcha

  • @TigreModerata
    @TigreModerata Před 2 měsíci +3

    Like Michael Scott without the middle man... sad and hilarious

  • @thermodynamics458
    @thermodynamics458 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Sue the daylights out of Elon bollocks.

  • @theia1653
    @theia1653 Před měsícem +2

    The laugh is still not boisterous enough, I'm afraid.

  • @afrolund80
    @afrolund80 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Yeah, but dude. Thermal..... nuclear..... splosion Proof, bro!

  • @dayl4151
    @dayl4151 Před měsícem

    There has to be connection between her death and former Company's ownership of the Dali accident. Wtf more connections are there??

  • @rapalbumdepot7648
    @rapalbumdepot7648 Před měsícem

    Define drowns

  • @Victor-it6bv
    @Victor-it6bv Před 2 měsíci +3

    She knows how to husbands. But does not know how to choose gears.

  • @McFaddenWasRight
    @McFaddenWasRight Před měsícem +4

    What's so funny? I don't get it.

  • @anticorporatists9959
    @anticorporatists9959 Před 2 měsíci +4

    This isn't just a tesla reverse gear issue, as with batteries in all EVs are the real problems that will make EVs even more dangerous to drive or more problematic

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Před měsícem

      Solid state batteries will fix that problem which is why companies are putting tons of money into developing them as a replacement to antiquated lithium ion batteries. Plus solid state batteries charge so incredibly fast it's going to make everything so much better. Imagine just being able to fully charge your phone in 15 minutes.

    • @anticorporatists9959
      @anticorporatists9959 Před měsícem

      @@ZERO_O7X and imagine the battery corroding over a period of time as well as the batteries losing charge, that's why we need to have unlimited self-sufficient energy sources that need to be put into all our electronics and vehicles both ICE and EVs screw batteries and screw fossil fuels they all get in the way

    • @BMoser-bv6kn
      @BMoser-bv6kn Před měsícem

      @@anticorporatists9959 waaaaaaaa. So you're going to generate power by summoning thetans or something?
      Everything that exists in the real, physical world is imperfect. Everything requires maintenance.
      Solid state batteries take longer to degrade and occupy less space to hold the same charge. Those androids they want to replace everyone with would go from having a 2 hour runtime to an 8 hour one...

    • @anticorporatists9959
      @anticorporatists9959 Před měsícem

      @@BMoser-bv6kn so you're saying that interstate batteries are reliable when 1 if you were to replace the battery packs in any EVs with those interstate batteries wouldn't even last 300,000 miles maybe half that and the process on how to make those batteries more co2 emissions and if it's mind for more earthquakes so interstate batteries will never be the answer no matter how much you think it is

  • @just_a_turtle_chad
    @just_a_turtle_chad Před 2 měsíci +15

    Very tasteless to make fun of this situation.

    • @notrdy4thisjelly546
      @notrdy4thisjelly546 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Yeah making fun of these ridiculous cars is one thing but geez

    • @garfieldcouch4443
      @garfieldcouch4443 Před 2 měsíci +94

      Her family pushed for automotive deregulation. It's relevant and hilarious.

    • @jonathanjoseph9783
      @jonathanjoseph9783 Před 2 měsíci +21

      I don't really disagree but since when has the chapo trap house ever been "tasteful"

    • @slug3982
      @slug3982 Před 2 měsíci +14

      Get on a tesla will you

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 Před 2 měsíci +40

      lol you're that dumbass Vaush fan

  • @kdlee3316
    @kdlee3316 Před 2 měsíci +10

    This is sick, why are you laughing at a tragedy

    • @jaynun916
      @jaynun916 Před 2 měsíci +1

      No what CHiNa does to the world is sick and gets away without any type of consequence CCP runs the white house been this way for a long time at the same time they undermine our economy and terrorize the globe with impunity now that's the true sickness !

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil Před 2 měsíci +7

      It's literally a comedy. It has a happy ending.

    • @theia1653
      @theia1653 Před měsícem +1

      It was like s Family Guy skit.

    • @smokejaguar986
      @smokejaguar986 Před měsícem +2

      Because its funny

    • @mc5967
      @mc5967 Před měsícem +4

      Because it's funny

  • @justeliashere
    @justeliashere Před 2 měsíci +8

    Why are you guys laughing at someone's death?... the story sounds sad. I feel bad for her.

    • @BoneMachine1443
      @BoneMachine1443 Před 2 měsíci +29

      if only there was, idk, a transportation secretary who could have overseen federal motor vehicle safety standards or something to have prevented this

    • @justeliashere
      @justeliashere Před 2 měsíci +2

      shit happens. Just takes a little sympathy to be human...@@BoneMachine1443

    • @Theologica_
      @Theologica_ Před 2 měsíci +21

      She’s rich she literally not a human being. Not even being ironic.

    • @capyossarian
      @capyossarian Před 2 měsíci +10

      ​@@justeliashere"shit happens". Not enough tears for those who are much more sympathetic. Morality is great. Being a sad boi on main is pathetic to presume on others

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Literally not applicable given the facts
      Try harder tho and keep the croc tears coming.

  • @JB503PDX
    @JB503PDX Před 2 měsíci +7

    Usually you guys are very funny, gallows humor and all. But this one is a little distasteful.

    • @NuttGreez
      @NuttGreez Před 2 měsíci +16

      "1 likes = 1 little angel freed for Angela Chao..." Imagine feeling empathy for literal monsters whose billions have been built on McConnell holding budgets hostage for welfare/Medicaid cuts (ie old people dying...) so the Chao's could get tax breaks... I mean dem Boyz even wished her a rest in peace, you expect them not to get a chuckle off this schadenfreude?

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil Před 2 měsíci +4

      Gag on that distaste, class traitor.

  • @dayl4151
    @dayl4151 Před měsícem

    There has to be connection between her death and former Company's ownership of the Dali accident. Wtf more connections are there??